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Historical Figgaz up in this biatch!
Yo lube your motherfucking teef up!
We 'bout to fill your mouth with some knowledge!
Yo' m-p-3 player (We made it happen)
Yo' social networks (We made it happen)
Yo' Miley Ringtone (We made it happen)
Yo' lack of polio (We made it happen)
Yo I'm Thomas Edison
Take a taste of this medicine:
I busted outta my momma's pussy
smarter than you ever been
I went to school for only three months,
then got to inventin'
Now flip the tape to side B,
That's it for the history lesson
I got over one thousand
patents to my name
congress gave me my own day
I'm on top, gettin' paid
over this rap game
Across the world,
there be sex toys wit' my face (Hey!)
You need a light?
You can thank me if you get it
Apologize to Tesla?
Trick, better forget it!
I'm known to get credit
I patented the wheel
Drop some shit for real
It's Leonardo da Vinci!
'Sup, bitch, ya miss me?
Number one mind of all time,
for five centuries
Ain't no one alive
who could step to this
Even third graders
know my hits (Biyatch!)
The Mona Lisa, Vitruvian Man,
The Last Suppa'
I'm one grade-A,
straight talented motherfucker
Got my shit on lock,
and my pockets all swoll'
Plus, I just love the cock
That's how I roll!
Yo' text messaging (We made it happen)
Timely travel (We made it happen)
Convenient meals (We made it happen)
Front crumple zones (We made it happen)
It's Dirty Dirty Marie,
Curie, ya heard (ya heard) the name right
The way I'm glowin',
you knowin' I'm lit up all night
When I ain't flossin' Nobels
and keepin' shit tight,
I'm straight up giving you cancer
faster than blacklights
You'll last for just a half-life
I'm something to see
My wall is like the sun:
about a thousand degrees
There ain't no one in history
dirty as me,
with the possible exception
of my homie, Galilei
It's Galileo Galilei!
No inventor as ill as me!
I'm the Father of Science,
and it ain't no fuckin' hyperbole!
Mother Nature, so hot,
got down on her knees
Her rainforest was wet,
like you wouldn't believe
Well, my penis agreed,
so I inserted my seed,
and the Scientific Method
is what we conceived
And since then,
mad bitches creamin' over my fame
I've even got Stephen Hawking
screamin' my name
I told you he was dirty
Well, if you can think of something besides
Galileo sexin' Stephen Hawking,
then good job, 'cause I can't
Yo' room temperature (We made it happen)
No need to shit outside (We made it happen)
Yo' sex robot (We made it happen)
Complete reliance on technology! (We made it happen)
It's Inventors' Day, motherfuckers!
We up in here, inventin' shit left and right
All day, every day
Like musicial instruments!
Shout out to my boy Alexander Grahmn Bell
Shout out to my boy MC George Washington Carver
Shout out to my boy Nikola Tesla!
Naw fuck that guy, fuck that guy!
Yo we invented all types of shit
Like, we even invented words, like adverbs
Like, I fucked your mom completely!
Like, I fucked your mom totally!
Like, I fucked your mom like cosmically!
Like, I fucked you mom radioactively!
Yo, next time you see an inventor up on the street...
Suck his dick!
Or her dick!
Yeah, or her dick too.
We're all about that.
We invented that...too.