 This episode is brought to you by The Matrix Resurrections, in theaters and on HBO Max December 22nd. It's impossible to dodge tennis balls at this range! Huh. With that attitude. Out of the way, soldier. I'll show you kids today how it's done. Alright, give me your best shot. Warf. Ooh. Gah. Ooh. Don't look at me. Don't look at meeeeee! Don't look at him. We're gonna need a medevac. Ooh. In to our voices, people. In to our voices. Dad, I mean... West. We're hungry. Do I look like your father? I'm not your father. Damn right. I'm... I'm your commanding officer. And two, go to bed, kids. The last time you ate this late, you had nightmares. But that was teeth falling out, Spooky. Not the cat dying, Spooky. Good kitty. And a- So, uh, we're going out. Ashley B's burger shack stays open late. You were top secret menu! Total- Say it again. No dishes, and we leave you alone. Take the company card. Just in time for my favorite part. Feeding forever to finally watch. The kid was asking the right questions. Unfortunately, I didn't have the right answers. Keep shooting, rookie. Like our lives depend on it. Because they do. Give us what we want, see? Or we'll turn you pigs into bacon. Die! I ain't got nothing, see? But did he? Doesn't take a mystery-solving great day to smell the kid was cooking... something. But what? Looks like our luck's run out, kid. If we couldn't take the heat, we should've stayed out of the kitchen. I'm sorry, West. Low-life snakes! I didn't mean to get you caught up in this mess. How did we get here? How did we get here? I remember it like it was yesterday. Rainin' cats and dogs. All I had was breakfast. The same breakfast I always had. Black coffee and two eggs. Hard-boiled. Lady Luck ran out on me the moment she walked in the door. Of all the bases in all the planets in all their solar systems, she walks into mine. She had legs up to here. Okay. Here. Like, I need your help, Detective. She told me her name was Tiny. But Tiny had a big problem. Stop until they get what they want. They've got you all scrambled. And you have the key. Please help me, Detective. Call me Bruce. Whatever, Bruce. Can you help an old girl like me out? I'll pay anything. The money was no good here. And why would anyone want to spill this tall glass of milk? All I know is I could feel a cold chill down the back of my helmet. What do they want? Fork over the McGuffin, Tiny. Die! McGuffin. What in the world is that? Some type of ultimate power. Well, if you ain't got the McGuffin, then it's curtains for you, toots. You got a real moxie kid, but... This is the end of the road. First the dame, now the kid. And I'm next if I don't find this m- McGuffin! You can't let him have it, boss! You know where it is, don't you? Where? Tell me, dammit. You and me, Bruce. We could have had something. We could have had... Just a dream. Ah, crap, grass! We forgot to bring you back something. Sorry, West. Hey, I told you it was a good idea. Delicious. Yeah, ooh. I had Ashley B's ultimate- Ultimate Powered Egg McGuffin! Hey, give that back! That was the movie. Pacing was meh. I'll make you some breakfast. Coffee? Black. How do you want your eggs? The same way I always have them. Hard boiled. That episode of Red vs. Blue. If you're looking for more RVB, you can find it in the playlist below. Or you can go to the app and get it 24 hours early by becoming a first member. Remember, watching our content wherever is convenient for you supports us in making more great animated shows. It's the same as when you like, sub, and mash that bell.