 Hi, welcome back to the YouTube channel, where if you subscribe, you have a chance to win a thousand dollars. It's a very slim chance, but you should do it anyway. I'd also appreciate it if you hit like, even though the video hasn't even started yet, and you might not like it. You can take it back, if that's the case. I, a long time ago, two years ago, I ordered used Nintendo Switch games from GameStop, and what they sent was kind of gross. Half the games didn't have cases or artwork. I swear they just have like a warehouse filled with like random carts that kids have traded in, and what they do with them is when someone buys the game online, they just send the cart, and they're like, well, what do you want? You bought the game, that's the game. I mean, technically, they're not wrong. I want to try my luck again. I mean, it's been a couple years, maybe things have improved. But I figured to make it more interesting this time, I want to actually buy games I haven't played and review them in this video. But I want the games to be bad. I don't know. I feel like I've played all the good games on Switch. I want to find me some bad ones. I went to GameStop, and right away, I saw 50% off on games, and sure enough, I see Balan Wonderworld, which I haven't actually played. I've just heard awful things. So we're going to buy a pre-owned copy for $13. And we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, je, j, jimin, I honestly don't know how to pronounce that. Gemino's. Gemino's. Thank you, Alicia. Gemino's Animal Pop Stars. Okay. Instant Sports Tennis? Okay. Oh no. Don't make me play another horse game. And if you're new here, yes, I've played a lot of horse games on this channel. It's not something I'm proud of. BB and Tina at the Horse Farm. I don't like the dot, dot, dot. It's ominous. BB and Tina at the Horse Farm. Chicken Range with Joy-Con Rifle? Oh no, they don't have it with the rifle? Well, I need it with the rifle. Oh, it's bad. Oh no, it's bad. I need it. Okay, Best Buy has it. I'm going to buy the bundle because we could technically get it pre-owned in GameStop. Garfield Cart. Oh, it actually doesn't look bad. All right, we'll add that. I hope I get the case for that one. Be bummed out if I just get the cart. Swear to God, I didn't even mean to make that joke. Goosebumps Dead of Night. Oh, it actually looks kind of terrifying. All right, I'm buying that. Gigantosaurus the Game? Kind of cute. Exploring Race Across? Oh, it's a racing game? Maybe. Only one way to find out. Add it to the cart. Oh, this is, oh my God. This is that kid from YouTube, right? Ryan, I've heard of him. He has his own Switch game. I like how the box art for the game is like a YouTube thumbnail at the cart. Oh, no. What even is this? There's no pictures or anything, but it's pre-owned so we can buy it. And I think that that's a decent amount of bad games to make this video. All right, well, now we just got to wait for this stuff to get here, which for you guys will probably be instantaneous. But for me, I have to wait through Christmas season shipping. So I don't even know when. All right, honey is the number one shopping tool in America. And I'm going to show you exactly how it works. Okay, so you add it to your browser for free and it costs you nothing ever. Yeah, you just go to joinhoney.com forward slash beat em ups. And then once it's added, you go to whatever online shop you want. Video games, clothes, food, you name it. It works for things that you're already buying on a lot of sites. You're already shopping on anyway. So if we go to this random store and add some stuff, go to checkout. And now honey will automatically start saving you some money. But big news, you can even get cash back now while shopping online. 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No, that's so upsetting. We were so close to the perfect score, GameStop. Beebe and Tina at the Oros Farm. Very excited. Instant sports tennis, because if there's one thing more fun than tennis, it's when it's instant. Oh, the goosebumps dead of night. So honestly, not bad. But there's one more that I'm actually excited about. Chicken range with the peripheral included. All right, we're going to have some fun. I'm going to play all of these right now and see how bad they are. I really don't know where to begin with any of this. What about slide stars? Play the world's biggest social stars and blast through crazy water slides. Oh, it's a water slide game. Got to be honest, this title screen really isn't bad. It's kind of cute. Visually, I'm not unimpressed. Well, does say T for Teen. Oh, Kim, it says join as player two. You want to play slide stars? All right, press A. Sick. All right, let's go. Oh, my gosh. Oh, it's you. That is not me in any context. She does your little shimmy. You always do that shimmy. Why is my guy so hideous? I'm sorry. You got that. And I got, hello. Good day. Well, there's a lot of characters to unlock, but the models aren't bad. Oh, and then there's like a bunch of unlockable floats. Okay, we have to play this a lot because I want to unlock everything. Coins can be used. Whoa, the things on the screen are going way too quick. It's like the coins can be used. And I press the checkpoints to save the... Oh, wait. Oh, no. I'm the girl. Whoops. I fell off. It's not bad. I mean, it's kind of boring, but visually, it's pretty nice. What is that? Amusement Force Greg. I don't trust anyone with force in their name. Luciano Spinelli. We got the boat, so we're ready to Twitch stream. It definitely has like a Mario Nintendo vibe to it, though, with the way it's laid out with the Overworld map. That's so cute. Oh, she's got like a cat woman out. There's actually a lot of detail and work into the outfits and all the collectibles. We need Dr. Mike because I want that doggo. Whoa, there I go. Whoa, I didn't look a flip. Oh, there's a gator. Oh, you got like a secret. I got like a berry thing. I got a gem. I know I'm blitzing it. Oh, you got squished. Oh, no. She got hung up to drive. Oh, you can turn backwards. Does that mean I can do like a sick flip? I actually need one more piece to complete the star in Slide Stars. Oh, it's like Donkey Kong. It's a little like Donkey Kong because you get the coins and you get the little like items and then you have to replay a level if you miss something. Honestly, we're only a few levels in and I'm seeing a lot of creativity in the level design and I bet as you play through the levels get more and more expensive and they flesh out ideas and maybe it actually does become pretty fun. I mean, it has serious Donkey Kong vibes. It's not that different to like the mine cart levels in Donkey Kong. Yeah, very similar. I might actually give this for its concept. It's like a seven out of 10. I think there's a very real possibility that you and I are going to play this one more boarded later. I might play it again. Garfield Cart Furious Racing. The art on this isn't bad. Garfield and his friends are back in a mad no holds barred racing game. Oh yeah, this is technically a sequel because there was another one on something. All right. This is kind of a cute menu screen too. Global ranking has got everything. Multiplayer. Grand Prix. Lasagna Cup. What else is there? Pizza Cup. Hamburger Cup. Ice Cream Cup. I like that. That's cute. That was horrible. Aw. Aw yeah. Okay. I don't know who to be. I kind of want to be Jon. My car will be dirty and smelly. Who would drive this? Okay. Like the game kind of looks like The Sims. I'm assuming I hold A. It is not A. It is right trigger. Oh, the frame rate is bad. Oh, this is a chunky frame rate. Okay. Lasagna makes you go fast. Lasagna is a mushroom, just so you know. They are doing something. They got me. I got got by an alien. The aliens were new. That's not a Mario Kart ripoff. But so far, I've seen a mushroom and a bomb. I've got a pillow. Oh. And I am asleep now. And now I'm in mud. Oh, you do get speed boosts. Oh, it's just like Mario Kart. And there's a spring. The sound design is atrocious. The music is bad. I mean, there is no music. It's just dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. It's just way too chunky. The frame rates feel like it's going at about 15 to 20. It's really not good. I don't know why it's so hard to make a good kart game. I was hoping it was good. I mean, maybe it could be if it even ran at 30. It just feels bad to play. Well, thankfully from there, we have a good kart game to turn to. They did such a bad Photoshop job at slapping him over the front like it's one of his YouTube thumbnails. He's even in the icon for the game. He's doing such a classic YouTuber face too. Although I can't really talk. It's the face I do when I have my thumbnails. Welcome to Race with Ryan. That was so loud and so low quality too. Did he record it on his phone as an afterthought? We're alone. Check out these extras. Check out these extras. What's in here? I wonder. Lots of prizes await you. I kind of want to get that. There's a sound bite for Twitch when someone subs in you here. Lots of prizes await you. That's so good. Fast race, definitely. Run like a real cowboy. I want to be a cowboy. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two. Are you sure you want to challenge me? I love the voices lining up perfectly with the lip flaps. Do you want to race with me? Oh, suddenly I miss Garfield Kart. I'm going backwards me too. What? You have to press B to go forward and A to go back. You know what's kind of sad though? The game is smooth at least. It plays better than Garfield Kart. And there's actually a bit more going on with the world and the environments. Okay, I have a shield. Why did I do a spin out? Why was I? Well, I don't know what happened. I was in first as well and then all of a sudden I was in fourth. Can you drift? Oh, you can. Oh, I got squeezed. Oh, you had a shield. It just ran out too. Oh, I got you on my ball. Yeah, you didn't get me that time. Oh, you hit me with a burger as you went by. Right at the finish line. I mean, and I got squished by a train. Wait a second. I mean, it's not like I came last. Done a cut. So this is Gigantosaurus the game. It's another god game. I got to be honest out of all the other games. I think it has the nicest box art. They're kind of cute. I like him. He's my favorite. Oh, yay. I mean, it looks. Yeah. It don't look good. Are they going to have that on the screen the whole time with the join and leave? And oh, you can attack. I don't know, but I feel like those should have more satisfying sound effects than find a high spot, back out the volcano. No, you can't. Let's go. Oh, I wonder if they do different things. Each down has its own special abilities. Oh, the controls are a little. I can't get on this thing. What the heck controls are super floaty. Oh, take them back to their nest. Oops. Do we go and get that? Is it broken? I'm trying. I think I'm too fat. Oh, we both have to be on. That hurt my eyes. Well, our game is glitched because this walkthrough does not have a trail on any more at this point. Even he's confused pulling up the map. He's looking around. Oh, he found it. It's that green thing down there, but there is no indication that we were supposed to do that. So the arrow on us does not reflect the direction we are facing. So that's going to be fun for us to figure out. The only reason you knew that is because we have it on the other screen. There was no indication to do that whatsoever. And the purple line is still there. Yeah, I can't handle not being able to control the camera. I can't handle that the tracker mark is still set to the first thing we were supposed to do. This game is awful and it looks awful. So there's not really a cart game. It's just you can drive a car at some point through the level, probably for like story progression. Yeah, it looks very boring. Tennis, I guess. Okay, instant sports tennis. Fun for the whole family or with friends. You can also play with motion like a real tennis rack. I think I will not. For some reason, you're in control as player two. So why do I have a pool floatie on? Oh, no. Oh boy, oh boy. Visually, it is disgusting. But the controls aren't bad. The controls are so bad. One thing I'll say is it's called instant tennis and we did instantly get into tennis. But I also instantly want to get out of tennis. I think we get the idea on that one. That is terrible. That's what it says on the tin. He has somehow worse than I feared. I do think sadly that the rest of the games are one player. So I am going to play BB and Tina at the horse farm. Yeah, that's gotta be a stupid show. Missions best time riding out. I'm going missions, I guess. BB Blocksburg or Tina Martin. I don't know, last name is Blocksburg. Ew, what's with them? That's not right. They got that so wrong. Well, it's taking a long time to load, which probably means it's going to be gorgeous. Oh, why did they shade her ass? That's a good question, Kim. Somebody did that, Kim, and I feel uncomfortable knowing that. There's no shading on anything else. But they went, I know what I'll do. Press the A button to ride faster. Keep pressing A to pick up speed. Let's go. Is it sad that there's more tree variation in this game than there was in Sword and Shield? Oh, that's a face. Why does that horse's face look like that? Why does her face look like that? Tina, are you feeling okay? The way she's blinking, like a full blink. Oh, she is blinking. She's trying to tell you she's in danger. Yeah, Tina, blink if you're in danger. Tina, we're going to get you the help you need. Oh, I can still move with the map up. You're still riding. Oh, that's like a magic trick. Where am I going to be looking next? Whoa, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. Whoa. I honestly didn't think I would find a horse game uglier than literally all the other ones I have played. But this might take the cake. We're going to play Goosebumps. This one honestly does look kind of terrifying. Player beware. You're in for a scare. Poopy. Probably. I don't want to, I don't want to. I'm already scared. Oh, it's like a point and click. That's not what I expected. Is it a universal key? I don't think it will be. Oh, literally opens everything. I will take a book. I will not take a book. I will take this. I will not take this. There's nothing. Oh, that cell phone I'm taking. Come on now, man. Call me on my cell phone. Late night when you need my love. This is boring. I thought it was going to be like a five night at Freddy's situation. Fight him. I don't think so. Maybe he'll make, do you need to make a call? Short game. Um, can't say it was worth the $25 I paid for it. Welcome to the fantastic world of the Germanos. But who are the Germanos? You may ask. You can't skip this by the way. I'm done. Here we go. I thought they were going to have lyrics for all the song. I guess they blew their budget on that first one. Now it's just like royalty free beats from audio jungle. I don't have to tell you, Kim. I bought terrible game. Well, that's that one. Chicken range? Chicken range. So this one has the worst box art I think I've ever seen for a video game ever. Shoot as many chickens as you can before you get covered in eggs. All right, everyone out of the blast zone. Kim, those are way more realistic than I was expecting. This is like warzone loadouts to destroy chickens. What? I'm sorry. Hold on a second. Wait, what? Is that? I did not register any of that. I'm sorry to say. Oh, it's terribly. Look what I'm pointing Kim. I'm like down. I'm shooting the ground. This is awful. I'm literally pointing at the ground. I don't know how to reset the joy con. The control is so bad that it's easier just to stand in the middle and like go up and down a little bit. Because look, if I want to go to the right, I have to go all the way like over here to point to that side of the screen. So unless I want to literally be like, which is just ridiculous, I bought this at best buy. This was not a best buy. This was a bad buy. All right. That's the video. The only game I haven't played is Balan Wonderful. So I will stream this tonight on my Twitch channel. So if you want to watch me play Balan Wonderworld, I will make it a whole stream, which I think will do it more justice for just how bad this game actually is than me trying to cram it into the rest of whatever this video is. Kim, thank you for sharing this pain with me. Did you have a good time with these terrible games? I like the first one. I like the first one too, actually. Loki, do you want to play the first one? Okay. We're going to play more slide stars now. The rest were awful. Have a good day. Don't buy any of these. Like, subscribe, comment, sponsor down below. See you on Twitch tonight. Bye.