 Who down with AOC? Nobody! Okay, what's up everybody? Welcome to the debut of Cubic and Cotton. I'm your boy Cubic. And I'm your boy Cotton. And together we are Cubic and Cotton. Now first off, we just want to thank everybody that donated to our GoFundMe to make this show popular. Yup, yup, especially everybody over there in Russia who kicked in. We're not Blursy! We're not! We got a special episode for y'all. Cause we on your bumper Alexandria Occasional Cortez or however you say her name. That's why we just call her ALC cause nobody can pronounce it. She's in Gordy! Hey look, this 29 year old bartender had the audaciousness to try and introduce her senior to Resolution, the Green New Deal. Right and here's why the Green New Deal is straight trash, huh? The policy is calling for climate reform, quality healthcare and free job guarantees for all Americans. A free job? Where'd they do that at? How about they just go bull socialist and give us some free money too? She would if she could. There is no fixing our economy without addressing the racial wealth gap. That means that we are not going to transition to renewable energies without also transitioning frontline communities and coal communities into economic opportunity as well. Addressing climate change with renewable energies, that sound like a too much Green New Deal. Who gonna pay for that? Look, I don't even got five on it. If ALC trying to take my gas, she can kiss my black. You know what I'm saying? And what she want us to do, like use a windmill? Okay, what happened when the wind stopped blowing? Chow, just dumb as hell. Windmills, whee. If it doesn't blow, you can forget about television for that night. I heard windmill noises cause this cancer too. What? Shoot, my big cousin died of cancer and he lived by some windmills. Hold up, Menthol Mac died? Yup. And when was the funeral? He ain't had one. His house depreciated so much from the wind for him they couldn't afford it. But thanks Obama. See Barry, see how you did Menthol Mac. But look, I also heard that windmills be killing tons of birds too. They do, we gotta get this chicken from. Okay, that's extra crispy, okay? But now where was we? Oh yeah, that's right. Roasting ALC like a marshmallow. And not only does ALC want us hardworking Americans to foot the bill for this green new deal, she also trying to use scare tactics to tell them about the world going to end in 12 years. What, we just getting started? Okay, America first. Millennials and people and you know, Gen Z and all these folks that come after us. And we're like, the world is going to end in 12 years if we don't address climate change. So what if 2018 was the fourth hottest year on record? Preach. So what if natural disaster cost the U.S. to record $91 billion last year? That's it? Time change. And so what if 2015, 2016, and 2017 was the top three hottest years on record? Hey, guess what? That's what sunscreen's for. Besides, it wasn't so hot in 2015 when they brought a snowball to Congress. Nope. So here, Mr. President, catch this. We already know climate change ain't real. Why? Because of real politicians. Told us so. Appreciate you real politicians. And guess what? You know what else I can't stand about? How she try to make everything about her? Bro, don't get me started. Don't get me started at Cubic. One year ago, I was waitressing in a taco shop in downtown Manhattan. I just got health insurance for the first time a month ago. This is not an elitist issue. This is a quality of life issue. It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses. So I'm finally getting health care, boo-boo, okay? But why we need health care for all when we can just build a wall? I see what you did there, Cubic. Oh, I got bars. I got bars, okay? Now, keeping all the bad people out will make us healthy, okay? Even if most of them come here legally. That's what I'm saying. Okay, if you're not wealthy, then you don't deserve to be healthy. All right, so Green New Deal with that. You on the road. And besides, I ain't never had health insurance. And so what if I keep getting the fluid? I mean, Roy, you might want to get that checked out. Anyhow, the other thing that AOC trying to push on us with her Green New Deal is free jobs for every American. I mean, a free job. Okay, I got a free job for AOC. Look, go back to that taco shop in Manhattan and make us some more greener. Make mines on the rocks and gracias. And Julio Iglesias, too, okay? Please, stop that, Cubic. I believe. Good thing that the Senate has some sense and has shut down AOC's Green New Deal. Yep. On this vote, the yeas are zero, the nays are 57, and 43 senators responded present. The motion is not agreed to. Now that's something to celebrate, okay? All right. Yay for AOC. Now look, Miss AOC, you need to sit all the way down and take that Green New Deal with you. We ain't going to fix America with clean energy, healthcare, and jobs. We're going to fix America by building bigger walls and keeping the rich rich. So just be thankful that America's great leaders allow you to breathe that white man's air, okay? No matter how polluted it may be. Okay, look, look. Now that's all we got for today. Thanks for tuning in. And don't worry, we're going to have much more for you, okay? Because I'm Cubic. And I'm Cotton. And we will AOC you next time on Cubic and Cotton, okay?