 Good morning. Welcome to the 2020 21 summit Our speaker this morning you are in for a treat He really doesn't need an introduction Mr. Terrence pop has a great YouTube channel and his website is redonkulist.com With no further talking. I'd just love to bring him on stage Get ready take notes. Mr. Terrence pop How y'all doing? You got a bear with me gentlemen. I was out drinking last night and my check liver light went on so Slow me down a little bit All right, I'm gonna start off a little joke here. I'm a big Father's rights men's rights kind of guy so when I hear all of the Talking about these single mothers out there who think they should do away with father's day Because there's way more of them than there are actual fathers Statistically speaking They would be correct. It's probably not because the fathers don't want to be around They were just driven off so Most men if you're like me really don't give a crap about punctuation. It's just some annoyance that happens In the Microsoft Office program when you're typing up whatever you're doing especially Commas commas to me is nothing more than a suggestion So father is spelled F-A-T-H-E-R Why can't we just put a comma in the middle and just say fat her kill two birds with one stone? I Hope that pisses them off because it's true Okay, let's see Well for those of you that don't know I did 33 years in the military 12th guard reserve the rest of it active duty I Did a lot of the cool stuff that most people would like to do I was an airborne Ranger Green beret paratrooper I did three wars. I was almost killed in two and Luckily I Didn't die. I make fun of it You know I make jokes in regards to people who have one leg and call them a circle walker and Somebody who's only one arm is a circle swimmer Well, I got my brain pan shook pretty bad. So I'm a circle thinker. So One of the side effects that I have is I don't sleep for shit Most people think oh, that's terrible But just imagine if you didn't have to sleep eight hours a day say only just sleep three or four Well, guess what? I got an additional 20 to 25 percent To plot and scheme to take over the world. It is awesome All right, I'm gonna set the stage here for you what we as men are looking forward to Okay, as you know the stats for first marriages 50% of them and in divorce Second marriages 63% ended divorce third marriages 73 to 75 percent and in divorce and 80% of those divorces are filed by you guessed it women so Those are some terrible circumstances and thick odds that Stand against you especially if You don't have a prenup which doesn't really mean anything nowadays Or you have children Because 85% of the time no matter what happens that woman is getting custody of those children and you are not Some guy in some robes is gonna pound a hammer somewhere and Tell you hey you had your kids 365 24-7 But now you get to see him Four days a month, and you're gonna pay out your ass Now This is the part I find hilarious I'm paying child support For kids. I don't get to see and basically I'm financing The roof over their head and the revolving door in the front and back as the parade of dudes come through there after I'm out of out of the way Is anybody else here think that's it's kind of shitty because Yeah, I got you. All right since this is gonna be on YouTube I'm gonna try to cut down on the swearing I'm gonna use a certain code that I was forced to use when I was in the civil affairs because You know the army started to go all politically correct and get all upset All right, so I'm gonna start off here The human being comes in two models One male one female Both of both of them are relatively similar slot a This is where you put food in there. I Call it slot a because that's the first letter of the acronym assisted super stupid Because if they don't know you're an idiot and you open your mouth and you start talking Well, it's just a matter of time before people figure it out The second one is slot B. That's where the food comes out when you're done digesting it and That's the first letter of an acronym back under taint Now we're gonna get into the male model which has a peg D Which is the first letter of the acronym deployable in seminator carrier kit and Of course, we have the slot C, which is the female version Which stands for can't understand normal thinker All right now a lot of women out there are gonna get upset. I Don't care Because let's face it When you're dealing with the creature that makes decisions based on emotions Which change on a whim and are not really related to the real world? That's exactly what that acronym stands for all right Now in my 33 years in the military, I have seen thousands of men train wreck their lives in very similar ways Now When I say train wreck your life, I mean homeless unemployed You know because that is exactly What happened to these people a lot of them are very young They come in the military at 18 Get married at 19 divorced at 20 Stay in the military until their first enlistment's over get out because they have to chase the baby mother all over the United States and I was guilty of this myself and I'm sure many of you out there are guilty of this as well Selecting women strictly on looks Listen, I'm a fan of tits and ass just like anyone else out there All right, I've you know, I've got to my own story And I've also noticed that a lot of men who come from single mother homes like myself Have a really weird sense of what the ideal woman looks like for them and Most of the time that ideal woman is Unobtainable and even if you do obtain it you don't own it. It's just your turn All right, that's a brutal truth now I myself when I was 16 had a very traumatic incident happen where I was basically Shacked up with a chick that I Was lucky enough to run across who was graduated from high school so I considered myself a stud and Things were happening on the living room couch and all of a sudden guess who appears Not my mother No, no, that's bad enough My grandmother shows up catches me with body parts exposed leaves the house and Here's the worst part