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Yeah But don't you understand that Puerto Rican Puerto Rican Patois Okay, yeah Puerto Ricans have a different language than Mexicans. They don't have the same thing. They have the same language No, they don't Spanish It's the same but there's some slang with actually like Jamaicans and Americans. Yes Yeah, I'll leave them closer like Canadians and Americans. Yeah, okay probably like South Africans and like what whatever different tribes and stuff over there cuz South Africans a lot of South Africans speak like six seven languages It's like Zulu and they just speak Spanish. Oh Puerto Ricans. It's not We can do have the on trial say again. They do have the on trial What is it Move all the Puerto Ricans with their own tribes You explain this so you have your own language with your girl and I don't understand why this is bad. Usually this is like a beautiful thing I think they're gonna be girls. Let's say like my own language with my girl wax sat in that chair And he's talked about something because he wants to talk about it. I don't want to talk about yes, you do This is before this show. No, it wasn't you knew we were recording. I didn't know he was calling already All right, I'll play back. We'll record You can talk about it right now with this language Charlemagne have a problem man. He always gets me Baby, I'm gonna say it fuck it Charlemagne gets me in trouble. How me we all cool guy cold days MTV Carly everybody know we call everybody's cool. We was at the 9-11 benefit concert this past Saturday that our guy Pete Davidson and John's do it put together for the families of the People who lost their lives in 9-11 great great funny so first responders firefighters. Yep. Yeah, so we in a video Charlotte I asked Carly and she vaks. She like vaks the wax and whatever and Charlotte put the post up It was cool and at the bottom of the post it says wax and Carly have their own language. Oh, I thought Carla Was Carly and drop the ape with the other bow. That's well sometimes don't even do that now I understand why it's a problem. You have your own language with another girl I owe you and sometimes why would you say that though? Yeah, you can't you mean that's fucked up wax Why would you still keep a language with another girl? No? No, no I think it was nice of you to bring it up because now Change your ways you're speaking a whole different language with another girl. What language do you speak with? I didn't learn your girl's language it I did you learn Spanish being a whole lot of fucking give us this in this right now What is the thing you say most of Spanish right now? Go get leche. What does that my son go get milk with mommy? Yeah, silly name for milk, you don't think nah leche It's better than milk. You think I would take it in Puerto Rico. It'd be like some flair to it. It'd be like I Should ain't even slapping Right the slang slaps because we make shit up but Puerto Rican Spanish people they all sound better than us Geetchi gulla to me sounds better than us Yeah, I just think other languages sound better than English bro other languages Even the UK sounds better than America pause come on stop American version of English brah Now I'm a girl in the UK accent Try the girl up real quick What's the UK cat car It's like what should we do No, you can't be sexy in that forms it. I love New Orleans accents. Okay girl. Peace. I just love them It's the way they talk. I love Baltimore accents the way they stretch to you Not actually sounds crazy. I love that shit. That's just crazy. They talk too long Washington Washington I want to go to Washington DC boss Boston is For dudes, it's dope It's a great working-class accent for dudes like it makes great movie characters and TV show characters But for girls is rough. It's a rough action. Yeah I didn't break your hat You broke my hat and he started like Kali a little bit call it not from Boston Maybe that's the language you and Kali we talked to Kali and wax do have their own language You can only be sexy in American English. That's it. I shouldn't have said Vax. I should have said vaccination No, but you didn't say no, why can't you say max? That's the word? Yeah, we talked about Kali. I call, you know Yeah, all these hilarious Kali and waxes. They talk their own language. They back He's just driving it in A lot more money in therapy that's good Cuz this shit cuz of what? Yo, you over and keep saying stuff like this. This is gonna come back into our therapy class and I know Why How long we know Kali We know Kali Kali's that's girl code guy code back in the day Nobody would know girl want to hear that What's your wife who want to hear that she wouldn't want to hear that I had such an intimate connection with another girl that I Am back to my own language But no the funny part is wife got his young Miami on period Let the sentence finish first before you end it with a period But I mean all they did was talk about wax that are you vaxed? Kali said yeah, of course. I'm back. She's like wait. Did you say Vax or wax? It was loud in there. Mmm. That's all The other shit was funny it was the other shit Wax is something about not being back and Kali was like why let me guess you're afraid of the microchip Where they gonna follow you the Tim store I didn't tell Carl I said anything else Baby, I got therapy this way. I get it. That was it that you said that was the only time you talked to her Stop Loose the cally though. I'll tell you one thing that 9-11 benefit concert was fun because I didn't know it was gonna be a comedy show Oh, what do you think it was? I literally thought people would just host it I didn't know I mean I don't know what it was I had no idea I didn't even think about it It is so stupid because I'm looking at the lineup and it's all comedians and what do you think they were gonna do? Yo, Andrew, I had no idea Because people like I want you to introduce uh calling calling Joss calling Joss Joss, right? Yeah, and I was like You're one of the most prolific speakers in of our generation and there are times where you say things and I'm like I don't even know if he speaks English Trash Collin Joest Joest yeah, and my girl said he know what the hell he right and he write books, right? I'm like, yeah, she's like so he knows what the hell he know why he write that knowing I didn't know it was gonna be a big deal You and college pick your own language go with car go with the car Oh, no, but I did I got you know, he told me you wanted to do Scotland. I didn't know what's going on I really didn't know what it was we get there. I'm like in the garden is packed Yeah This is a show then when we get there I'm seeing people on stage calling went first then I think Jay Farrell and I don't know why in my mind I thought they were just giving speeches. I because I'm thinking it's 9-eleven. I'm thinking everybody would be up there like telling like Like like sympathy where you was at. Why would anybody go to that? I don't know I didn't know what I was thinking. Yeah, I didn't know if it was honor I didn't know if they were honoring the firefighters. I didn't know what it was Yeah, and I'm like, oh look they going for it. These are like, oh they go real jokes. That's like Oh, it's a comedy show. Yeah, I'm gonna stay a little longer, which I did and we had a good time I think I wasn't flying it was hitting people, you know Oh my god. Oh my god We left after David's it was David telling I think they were telling bill Burr was the last two for the first half They had to take an admission after bill Burr. Yeah, he's a different different bill Burr ain't playing bill Burr is to white people No, bill Burr is the white women with Paul Mooney was the white people. Hmm. Yeah You know, you know what I said, I say he's a white TK Kirkland Go after it. He was he was going after it. No, he is. What about God? That's good. I ain't seen cat in a minute, man Now I don't think he'd like cat. He's like a guts man. Yeah, I don't think he's like cat Yeah, bill it bill is more like Paul Mooney more like TK cuz TK really TK goes after women, right? Lesson type of way in a lesson type of way not even like Burr burr goes after women like I don't fuck with y'all Y'all are ruining the earth type shit Actually, yo, it's just refreshing to see it's refreshing to see that Bitch he's like you still saying that word He don't say that I paid attention to that. You don't say that. What did he say? He doesn't say to be worth I didn't hear him say He didn't say the only time he said the B word was when he was talking about how the women on real housewives talk to each other He's I've never heard him bitches Yeah, I'd never heard him call refer to a woman as the B word his whole 20 minutes said the only time he used to be We're when he was talking like the women from the real housewives in the reality shows And even that's when he used other than that. I didn't say the B word. I thought it was very respectful I didn't know who he was. He's really good. You know who bill Burr was He's amazing He's amazing, but I mean it's just it's just good to see it's just good to see that type of comedy You got to see David tell definitely David tell you didn't know David tell was I knew what I was Oh, you did I just never I just never saw a stand-up. I know he was I mean just because he's a you know A legend in the New York comedy scene like I feel like I've always heard his name since he's like I moved you The the ultimate comics comic like if you ask the comics in New York who their favorite comic is They're gonna say David tell if you ask them who they think the best comic is they're gonna say David Tell and a lot of people now like earlier generation here There's like crazy popular show on Comedy Central He did specials and that kind of stuff of this generation like younger there might not be as familiar with him but Like if you see him live, especially in like an intimate environment like There's nothing like it bro. He crushed the garden and he's a pro man He's no he's a pretty could do anything But there's something really special seeing him at like the cellar like when he's fucking on it's nothing like it Like asshole shit, you know y'all like competitive but unto her one of the guys say like yo, he's still get butterflies He's still nervous. Oh, yeah, like that. Yeah, you perform at the garden. You're gonna feel some nerves like nerves are good There is a way I know for me nervous what I do it for like I like I like feeling it You know, I don't want to be too comfortable I want to be nervous enough where it's exciting and I want to be Comfortable enough where I could say whatever the fuck I want and that's like the balance trying to find that fucking balance I think it's a difference between nerves and uh Anxiety because I used to always say you can have good anxiety. You can have bad anxiety But whatever you choose to call it like if you're walking on stage at the garden, yeah, and it's 20,000 people in front of you if you don't feel something. I'm gonna be like are you a fucking yeah You're supposed to feel something even if it's not the garden anywhere if you walk on stage And it's 4,000 people in front of you. You should feel something Anxiety comes from when you just sitting around and all of a sudden you feel that shit like Every football game I felt but No, some of my didn't I was like where is that extra feeling that I think that's just a drill in your body like that So wait, did you bring up Colin? No, I didn't want to go on stage. Okay, but I was just like I was I was like yo cuz I My mind I'm like bro, y'all like do y'all thing like yeah, this is a comic night You didn't want to do I don't want to disrespect the stage I almost went up there though because the lady I don't know who she thought I was y'all I don't know who she thought I was I was standing there. She's like, okay So you have to introduce this person here to do this and I'm over here like all right She's like, okay, so they about to go up next so stand by the stage I'm like who the fuck that's up on my master. You know who I am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you were Carly I Didn't say that she's like, okay, you're up next like, huh? I'm like, I'm gonna go up there But I don't know the fuck to say I'm just gonna be like I don't know why I'm up here They told me to come up here. It was it was crazy. It's amazing I will never ever in my you can't disrespect the artist and it's like you're playing One on 20,000 Literally like you can't like you can't we want to boo you we want you corny cuz I think corny is so funny I love it. That's the thing that that is a different That's a different dynamic like a like a black show. That's what you enter Yeah, and the Apollo really set that because the Apollo created this environment I mean you want to go there to boo so you got to win them over But like usually stand up is people want to have a good time. They're paying money so they could laugh That's kind of funny too Bill Caught some booze though. Yeah, but they're like purposeful Exactly sometimes you got to like establish that, you know, sometimes you got to let them know that you don't care That's what the show's gonna be like what's your crossover? What's your jump shot? You gotta do something like that's kind of like if you really look at a comedy I don't know I always try to look at comedy outside of just like the words exchange but like choreography It's like it's really kind of like a dance as corny as this might seem but like it's an energy exchange You know and like just because they're giving you what's perceived as negative energy. It doesn't mean it's negative They're giving you something so you can hit that back. It's like a baseball. It's like a pitcher throwing you something Right, they could throw you something slow. You could hit that out of the park They could throw you something fast you hit that out of the park as long as you do something with the energy You can flip that comedians treat this stage the way people should treat life And what I mean by that is like if you get on that stage and you say something Right, you're only you know, you're probably gonna laugh But you might be saying something knowing people are going to disagree with it But you're fine with that because that's your bit Like when Bill Burr was doing certain jokes you he knows He's gonna get a certain reaction like it might be a boo It might be a laugh it might be a shock and ah He don't give a fuck because he's getting to his point Yes, that's how we all got to be with our opinions But you can't be afraid to put your opinion out there and have somebody disagree with you Yes, but in order to have like true master you have to be able to like React according to that energy if I'm just having a conversation with you and you're not paying any attention and you're completely toned out But I keep talking to you anybody watching that is gonna feel really uncomfortable Yeah, I'm giving so much and you're not giving me anything Yeah, but if I'm talking to you and you might not even be saying a single thing But you're just like uh-huh, uh-huh, and you're really locked in people could listen that conversation because they're like fuck Okay, he's locked in I gotta be locked in and I think that's stand-up like in its essence Like you have to get the jokes down you have to get all these other things It's like, you know working out you have to understand or playing football You have to know how to work out you have to record you have to all that but the end of the day There's a rhythm to the game And some people like well, I think they say this with football like they are like game speed Yeah, something like that. They're like they just understand the rhythm of the game They understand the angles some shit. You won't even be able to teach them, you know Like no coaches can be able to teach you that's even when you get in the head if she's not like if this I'm not saying nothing at all. She's like what the fuck is wrong with you? If we what like if you're not saying nothing at all like a girl gave you a you know I mean you try to motivate like what tell me Just come on this time. You say How do you know I don't know you got to say To motivate to hold on so you sit there to be quiet while you get ahead I want to know I want to know motivate what accent do moaning Get the lecture That'd be funny Yeah Wax those silly he priced our name in the girls names Therapy Entertainment man No, she do it's all fun and games The motivation you have to have motivation you can't just how do you motivate? What do you do even look even the girl if you smash what do you do to them? Do you just tickle their ear with your dreadlock? Just be honest we've all fake moaned to inspire we understand Okay, how do you girls do this? You have to motivate you This is amazing out every now and then Yeah, you got to I don't say words. Oh, you got you got really motivated. You ain't really getting the best you really get on the Lord Just laid there no motivation for you's like you pumping like you it's still getting pussy I thought you meant when you give it a girl head you could pump the silence Can't possibly no silence. I came up the side and if I'm down there if I don't hear anything I'll quit No motivation cuz neither of us enjoying this You need a laugh in comedy you need laughs No, that's true audience matters Machine from like the late-night show. No, I don't want that. That's why I like the natural reaction glass You know, it's so crazy. I wasn't gonna have a live audience For my talk show that from is this Friday at 10 p.m. Rehearsed, you know, I was rehearsing the show without an audience whatever whatever and I'm watching the tape back I'm like, nah, bro. This ain't it. You hear the energy. Yeah, so I'm like, yo, let's bring an audience in We bought an audience in and it's just like it's different the energy, you know It's just different and it but it to your point. It's not even like because I'm not a comedian So I'm not trying to make anybody laugh. It's just like what you want those like. Oh Shit, I never thought it at all like, oh, you know what I mean? You just want that reaction It just makes everything that much better. You've completely flipped on this. I'm glad So radio is different, right? Yeah, but by the way, maybe radio in radio Maybe you are getting an audience and you don't realize it But your audience is in real time because you might be looking at social media Oh, your audience is a real time because people call the radio But back in the day, you didn't want the live audience for the show I remember you telling me because you didn't want people playing for the army. Yeah You wanted a real conversation between people and you want that person if they say something funny to make you laugh Not just pandering to whatever the crowd absolutely and and I agree with you I think you can lose conversation. I think a lot of times like if you even see late night shows When someone's up there, it's almost like the host is going so what is your joke about Afghanistan? And then the person goes here's my joke about Afghanistan. Yeah, and they're almost performing for the audience It's not real conversation. Yeah, that's all but no, it's good. You got it You got to have a you got to have audience. I think it depends what the show is We don't have one right now people watch this for hours But yeah, they're riding in their car. They're listening that laughs. It just depends what it is like this is conversation Yeah, I mean, and I think sometimes people want that companion in their car when they're on these long rides It just feels like they're not alone. You know what else I think it is it's like I Think it's weird what I think is good about this right now. We have five people in this room, right? So it's just homies hanging out like everybody's laughing. It's fun. It's just like a friend group, right? You're just you're just chilling the problem with filming TV shows is even if it's three of us on camera There's 40 people that are just back there behind the camera sound guys, whatever and they're told not to react Oh, no, I fuck with everybody. No, it's good But like yeah, the production goes hey, we don't want to ruin the take so make sure you don't laugh So it almost feels like You're bombing or the combo isn't interesting 40 people staring at you like you speak in a different language, right? So what they did I remember Joel McHale did that show the soup. Do you guys remember that? Ony the soup was so dope because you know what they said yo everybody if if you find something funny Just laugh that's right camera man's laughing the guy with the sound is laughing like everybody on says laughing And then it felt like a fucking podcast it felt like five friends in a room Let's go just busting balls about whatever happened in the talk shows. That's right. I love it. I talked to the producers I talked to them. Yeah, I mean during the show during the show. Good. Why not good? I mean, I just those are elements that I like like when I'm watching Wendy Williams day time show I like when she's talking to the people off camera Yeah, I mean just because like break the wall break the wall And it makes you feel like you're not really doing a show you just kicking it and that's what you ultimately want there was a when we were doing Dallas Dallas is this just this massive venues like a fucking like a arena kind of right and The venue is so big that they put a guy on an I make camera Which basically there's a guy holding a camera videotaping me and then I'm on screens on the side So that the people that are way in the back and seem to be big and I Had like instinctually to address him because I can't just have this motherfucker in the front row Yeah, just standing there the whole time and act like he's not there like for me So I could be comfortable and I think something about addressing and made everybody else go, okay We all acknowledge she's there now. We can move on I think there's something about that when you're filming a TV show just acknowledging that it's like a TV show And that there are people here pretending and it's so much better. It's a goddamn TV show. It's fine Man, we live in a age of transparency. Yeah, when people realize that what did I say? Are you saying can you say that? What is a transparent that's someone who doesn't have kids with the identifiers Come on Transparent that's when someone doesn't have to identify as a parent. Yes, exactly not a parent like a stepfather Father's a transparent transparent. Yeah, what are you talking about? What step mom step mom is a transparent? Like he's a uncle but really smash them out. Absolutely. Yo, the crazy boy technically Jesus. No, we can't do that. Transparent. He's he's our father. He's our father. God's our father. Oh fuck Yeah, you know, it's so crazy about that. There is a young woman. There's a young woman out here That's that's looking for a stepdaddy, which I thought was dope. Oh, yeah, Brittany. That's right. Yes I thought that's dope Brenner not the other brother. I thought grinder. What? Huh? Grinder is your favorite social media No, no Brittany grind it up your ankles. Let you Tim's tab wax Listen Not really a Brittany grinder out here. No grinder is the basketball player, right? No grinder is a website for gay guys to have sex The girl No, what's her name? What's the grinder is a website for gay guys have sex? Brittany Griner is a WNBA player Brittany Renner is a Thief and she out here looking for Which I don't have a problem with I didn't like I like you she said She's looking for love Well stepdad is not love If I got it's looking for a babysitter for your kid if you say I'm looking for love then they end up being a stepdaddy Yeah, I'm looking for a stepfather. She knows what she wants. She knows exactly what she's one At least she's up front. Yeah, she needs a man to be in our child Yeah, I gotta stop making this girl famous man. It's unbelievable It's unbelievable like just you just got to let her talk into the void This is bad that you want women to look up to this you want women look at this is a way out No, I'm not saying no, I'm not everybody rewarding this. No, not this this video Not before what she did not the first but we're rewarding what she's doing and then also don't yeah And then not before what she did with this video right here. I don't mind this. What did she do? I didn't hear it What did she say? I don't got no problem I was fucking with Taylor early. Then you know I was talking about the tail out here looking for a stepdaddy She was like the tail was like I don't got no kids. I was like She got pregnant by this basketball player had the kid and then broke up with him and then Divorced him and then I guess she's getting the check now for it. Yeah, where the stepdaddy coming to play it Now she wants a new stepdaddy. Yeah, so she's saying with this guy right here I'm gonna let you take the kids and let you be a father to your kid. I'm out the way I'm no threat at all. I got mine. I'm like, so hold on. I don't get it So how does how is he a stepdaddy for his own kids? No, he she wanted to step dad because I'm too not together no more So she's saying yes. She said two things one thing. She said is um The baby daddy that she has hey, you're free to do whatever you want. I'm no longer a threat Girls can come into your life. It's all good pan. She's now looking for a stepdaddy for her child now Taylor can I hear it? I can't listen to these britney whispers Can I hear it? Hey, y'all It's officially stepdaddy season. Hey I know a lot of you are skeptical about talking to people with children But I can assure you the baby mama's now today We don't give a damn You can have them. I have exited the rat race. I am not a threat I want you to be around for a long time not a good time. You can hold my son put him on your story I trust his judgment. I really do. I really really do. I just want you guys to be happy. I swear I do now. I'm not a threat But you know, I can't speak for the other other other other hose that you don't know about You know, maybe I'll definitely be in your favor But I am here for it. Okay. Like people move on Save the you should have got the ring first It wasn't gonna work out anyways. It just wasn't gonna work out Let's laugh together and let's raise this baby, you know, that's what I said I completely misinterpreted what she was saying because you didn't watch it I watched it. That's the problem. I watched it. I watched the whole thing on multiple instagram accounts. What did she say? Nothing, but when I watched it, I thought she was talking about what she wants She wants a baby. She wants a stepdaddy to do all these things and she's like, I don't care. My kid can sit on your lap I don't care all these other things and I'm just like, but she's actually talking about the father Yeah, the father and I was like, wow, that's actually like a really cool way to look at a relationship This is great explaining to me now. I'm lost a little bit. Okay What I thought she was talking about is her getting a stepdaddy and how the stepdaddy could have her Kid sit on his lap and you're gonna be part of the life and I'm not gonna stress his judgment and stuff like Stepdaddy's judgment. She's talking about her ex her baby daddy And that kind of stuff and then she threw a little shade with the I don't know about his other hose Which almost makes me feel like the other one she broke up is that he had other hose So it might be his fault while he got in this situation in the first place He you know, she might have been faithful found out about other hoes and he was like, oh, no I got a kid now. You gotta be thankful. I get the I don't speak this whole shit like I used to because I still Lost in what I mean. I what she's saying makes sense. Whatever it is. She's talking about It actually makes sense. Yeah, I wouldn't mind that situation Yeah, I think a lot of people with a baby mama would wish that their baby mama That's how I took it is she's a woman with children And if you're a man who has children, she don't mind connected with you Like she's not up because a lot of women say I don't want a guy with kids. I don't want a guy with kids A lot of guys don't want a woman with kids She's just talking about her baby daddy And she's like, yo, you're basically yo, you can go get other girls and I'm not gonna be a threat to those girls And if he trusts you around our baby, then great you could have a baby on your lap. I trust you too. Oh, that's what that's how I should be, right? Okay This girl's by the trap another one. Yep This girl is brilliant. Yes. What a genius. She's laying the perfect trap. Exactly what she's doing. Now another dude is like, man I should definitely not fuck with this girl. This girl's cool too. I need some money to be cool like this I gotta be a try any way. Maybe she's just fun No, no, no, no, if you could get somebody like that if you got to give the money anyway And she's cool like that. There we go. Why I have to deal with the rest of the bullshit. Yeah She's not a threat. She knows what she's doing. She's gonna have multiple max contracts. She's gonna have like five, six baby file Yeah Just collecting like Thanos. Yep. And she's giving them back to you. I have your baby. Give it back to you. Give me the money What do you need? Yeah That's all she's doing. Wow. She's having a baby for you and give it back. Hopefully you have a boy I mean some guys like a surrogate Oh, she's like a surrogate, you know, like like rich people like pay a woman to have their kid and they take the kid back Like the Kardashians that they come in kim did it, right? So that's what she could do for a surrogate for NBA players Wow, yeah Yeah, with no problems because I'm sure a lot of NBA players got a lot of crazy baby moms. Oh, yeah, of course taking their money Go digging more and still holding the baby for collateral. No, I can't do that. Good job, miss Well, good job young lady. You feel I feel like you did you put something good in the ecosystem She did tailor what you you don't have nothing to say about this tailor what she say wrong Okay, we'll tell us now watch now watch how silly this microphone Tell her go get it come on tailor get it. Just come on stand right because this is what happened real quick We're great. This is what happens in situations like this. They have a preconceived notion about her No, they're not really comprehending what she's being. They're not being objective. I'm not mad at what she's saying Okay, I'm just saying how you're saying that she's a surrogate. I don't get why you're saying she's giving the baby back That's what she said. She said I'll give the baby back. You can have as much as you want to I'm I'm what you hear for a good time A long time No, I'm thinking she's talking about How you well you guys just says the baby if the baby dad wants to date other girls and something that like she's not The threat to them. Yeah But why are you saying she's a surrogate? I don't understand that I don't understand either She said that I must sit there and have your baby and I must still give you your baby as much time as you want And everything a lot of other baby moms get your money and keep your kid away from you saying not giving no time Yeah, I'm gonna let you give you let me give you the kid and all that type of stuff a lot of baby moms I know keep the baby for collateral for a long time one language wax speaks fluently as baby mama You know, he speaks baby mama now. That was amazing. That's a cool baby mom That's a cool baby mama. I mean, I don't know what she was really saying. I couldn't really understand But it sounded cool. I didn't feel threatened. Can we talk about the other big separation? Not a big separation. Uh, steven a and max Oh, that was crazy. We had steven a on this morning actually. Oh, really? Yeah, he was on breakfast club this morning and did you ask him about it? Well, I fired the white man He said that uh, you know, he told max a long time ago that you know me and you have a ceiling He said me and you got a ceiling. He said I he said he just know he just knew him in max had a ceiling I mean, I'm not mad at that and he was like, yo, sometimes you got a, you know Freshen things up and max going to get his own show and I think he's he's doing uh He's on the radio show kishan johnson every morning. That's syndicated and he's still doing the boxing thing Like steven. They said your max is not max is good. Oh god at yes, man. What do you think? What do you think the issue was? Oh I think that they just didn't get along I mean, listen, no, no, let me take that back. I don't want to say that I can't put words in I can't put my feelings and project things on them. I don't know what the issue was I just think sometimes you know that you and a person have a good working relationship And sometimes you know that you and that person not going to be working together forever It's just really that simple Sometimes you get chemistry with somebody and you like we going to ride this thing until the wheels fall off Sometimes you got something with somebody that's working for the moment But you know, you might go into work every day and your energy drops You know, there's a uh There's a guy who pops up on like youtube and twitter a lot, uh Ben Shapiro, do you know ben Shapiro? Yes, of course you've heard of him and um, basically his biggest clips On the internet are when he's like dunking on like some college kid Some college kid that he's given a conversation at the college school raises hand He'll be like, yeah, but we need to make sure the feminism is here for whatever And then he'll just dunk on this kid who's just like kind of uneducated and those clips go fucking viral Stephen a smith Is best with a skip alice Because he needs someone to dunk on and max Is too logical to dunk on Like max is coming at it as an actual journalist not an entertainer Skipping a skip alice is an entertainer I'm just going to say the craziest shit that will be entertaining and then steven a gets to go You're an idiot. How the hell could you possibly think that I'm going to dunk all over you college kid Who's saying silly shit? And I think the problem was steven They couldn't dunk all over max's comments because they were too logical logical and precise The problem is we don't want logical precise skip alice went over there and was talking with shannon and all of a sudden All of us were like that's way more entertaining. Yeah, we think that's way more entertaining Give me. Yeah, just argued debate. It's brilliant idiots. People would rather brilliant idiots than just brilliant Yeah, I hate that say this stupid and the smart shit. I mean I think with the medicine and candy For me though with steven. I think steven a I think steven is so consistent with everybody Like I like seeing steven a regardless of who he's on there with like steven a is the focal point Of first take now when skip balus was there it was different It was too alphas and I'm not saying max not alpha because max is really dope but We're I mean we're watching for steven a you don't think no We watched for skip and the reason that really we thought we watched for steven a all of us watch it Even a no steven a is amazing. He's incredible and we thought we watched it just for steven a right Skip left. We started watching skips new show They got a replacement for skip We weren't watching first take as much anymore the numbers went down So that shows me that skip was the one that was entertaining even if he was the one getting dunked on He was the person in the dunk tank. Yeah Do we watch that dunk tank thing for the person throwing it or for the person falling into water? Yeah Skip was falling into water and he was willing to fall into water every single time and steven a was great And hitting that fucking target. He's masterful. He's so entertaining to watch He's so entertaining to listen to and he's got really good points. He's got great connections You need some money to dunk tank, but at the end of the day we need someone in the dunk tank and max was hard to dunk Because he's coming through logical and research skip is just going fuck lebron And max is coming in there well, well technically, you know in this season lebron did average less And he had these shooters around him and steven a is like fuck all these facts, bro Say some dumb shit so I could put you in a dunk tank and I get what you're saying So we'll see if he gets that person. I like I mean, there's a lot of people I like on first take I love when steven a and kendrick perkins are together I like, you know perk goes for perk is no joke. I love big perk perk is great big perk is dope because he goes for it Yeah, and he's smart. Yes, and he's like he goes the game I don't think I don't think but he has a thing. I don't think skip balus is illogical. He just has Wild ass takes some time. He is he will say whatever the most salacious thing to say I think that he just I think that his salacious takes are Are huge but every day when you when you listen to skip every day, he's got some points. Is that what he says? you know Lebron's not great are uh What was another one that he had that was so wild. He's religious Yeah, Michael Jordan is his god. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. If you're religious you believe that Jesus is God and then another religion could come on and be like, no, no, no We believe this guy's god and then you look at them like you must be crazy. Yeah So I think what we love about that is it yeah, they're if with all religions They're gonna say some things we all agree with they're gonna make don't kill people don't hurt people like, okay You want to something? I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna tell you why you gotta give steven a a lot of props Everybody doesn't work with skip balas Yeah, like meaning Everybody you put across from skip balas will not work with skip balas even a show Everybody works with steven a yeah, no, he has chemistry with everybody Yeah, but Shannon and skip work together. Yeah, but that's that's not skip skip worked with steven Shannon, who else have you seen skip wit steven a is the person that gets you over Remember in wrestling they had that term like, you know, a rich flair can get you over A whole code can get you over. I watched and I thought it was masterful I watched steven a and michael urvin last week Yeah, and I watched steven adjust his game because he know michael urvin was going to be the Steven fell back. Yeah, even turned it down. I asked him about it today I said y'all watched you and michael last week because you know, michael I think michael only on there monday's and I said I watch you turn your bomb down On purpose because I'm looking at it now. I'm looking at it from a talent perspective But also mechanics and he explained. Yes That was purposeful because I know what mic is coming with. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's a skill onto itself Understanding the energy that's right steven is though. I mean I start moaning like crazy. You start smashing harder Oh god Right Can we pay some bills because I got a piece Can we pay some bills more motivation Guys this episode has been brought to you by the greatest cbd on the motherfucking planet And that is cushy. It is the best flower. 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Thank you everybody who bought tickets to those shows and it's going to be there Supporting uh, that's just you know mad love. Thank you so often is what you're doing the special, right? Yeah When is it? What's the date sunday and monday? Damn, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How long is how much longer? We keep saying we going. We're going in october. I just got a couple loose ends Hopefully after this week, I mean, you know the tv show tv show premiered friday and You know, we just hit man. We just that's what's going on I'll wait. I'll wait. I'm awake. I bet wait, but yeah infamous tour. Go check it out, man We got a bunch of new shows that we added uh, the interest shows dot com You can get tickets to all those shows and we added more shows in different venues, man So go get that and uh, also anybody coming to the show in austin Uh, just know that uh, you either have to be vax or have a negative covet test So make sure you have our vax or the negative covet test You can talk to the venue about the specifics But just make sure you have either of those go get it ahead of time Just fucking do it. These are the rules make sure you do it and um I have a list of all the rules for all the other venues, but most of them Some of them don't have that but most of them are are one or the other and I like that I like the because like it doesn't force people to get vaccinated I kind of don't like that if it's only vax I like the fact that people have the opportunity to just show that they're not They don't have covet with the test. I think that that's fair It allows people to be free and make their own choice without making anybody else Unsafe or sick. So I I like everybody in there vax though. I don't give a fuck I've had covet and I've been vaccinated. So I'm a fucking superhero. Okay Bring it on I um, I will say this When we were at the garden on sunday from what I was told Everybody there was vaccinated. That's what they said Even the audience I don't think that's fair. I think that I think it does provide a different level of security I'm not going it makes you feel better everybody. I don't know if it provides a different level of security But it makes you feel that's less secure. That's what I was asking. You think so People that are vaccinated can still get it People who took a test that says they don't have it. Yeah, don't have it That's the safest thing like no, yo, that's so interesting. You say that because remember there was this thing You ain't got it. You ain't got it If you really cared about anything you'd be like, yo, I need everybody to have a negative test But that is unrealistic because it takes so much time to get these tests turned over etc So you go, okay vaccinated or that and I think that that's a safe option It doesn't force anybody to do anything that they don't want. Yeah, you know, it's so interesting We uh, we're having a discussion last week about jimmy kim or everybody took jimmy totally out of context, by the way You know what I mean, uh, including including us on the breakfast club because I thought what jimmy was talking about was if you're vaccinated And you know, you're sick and you need a ICU bed. Yeah, you should get it over somebody who took the horse whatever thing Right somebody that's against vaccinations would decided to take the horse the wormer, right? Yeah, because think about it if you're like, I don't want the vaccine, but I'll put this in my body Whatever it is, right? So yeah, I mean, I still think it's unethical for doctors to pick and choose like that But he's a comedian. He's not a doctor. He's just trying to be funny and then yeah, go But no, but I was saying this is my thing, right Because everybody because it turned into this discussion like if you're vaccinated you should get a ICU bed over somebody That's unvaccinated. So I said I asked a simple question. Well, let's say I'm a surgeon You're vaccinated But we do a kovat test on you and you're positive. Uh-oh, but This person's unvaccinated. I do a kovat test on him And he's negative What do I do then? Well, I think that the the bed is for someone who's suffering from kovat But it's just Because everybody was moving the gopals. It was like, wait, what if you're having surgery or what if you're in there? If it is a car accident like every like it's different things. Oh if it has nothing to do with kovat Then you just got to take them both at face value and whoever got there first you got to do the surgery But I think what he was saying is like He wouldn't want to give up a kovat bed For someone that chose not to get vaccinated when there was someone who got vaccinated They took the risk of vaccination and they still ended up being in a position where they needed to be hospitalized I think that's kind of backwards though because if I took if I gave you the vaccination You should be okay if I didn't that mean you need more assistance and most people that get it even if they're vaccinated are Okay, it's very rare that there are any kind of situations that I I think it's interesting because I was looking up some I was looking up some like medical scenarios and We do prioritize patients. Yeah, like for example, if you need a new like heart or lungs Mm-hmm If you're a drug user or you know an alcoholic or something like that you get pushed down the list of priority They won't prioritize you. That's how insurance is doing. Well, if you smoke an insurance Yeah, they ask you if you're a smoker or you have diabetes and stuff like that Your insurance thing is going to go up But I guess here's a perfect example of like the choices you make in your life Effect the medical treatment that you get you chose To abuse alcohol or drugs and therefore you're not going to get the first heart that comes up You're not going to get the first lung or liver that comes up. Don't nobody wants you to live either It is useless. Yeah, that's why you need a new one. You can't you can't so I guess maybe it's tasty. Mm-hmm That alcohol marinated that liver So you never know it's like some wagyu right there, bro That's some good shit But yeah, so I mean look There is some there is just so much there's so much nuance with all of this stuff Is this like you'll stop putting yourselves in corners? Yeah, because the logic makes no sense if you're a doctor who's turning people away for whatever reason because they're unvaccinated What do you do when you run across a vaccinated person who tests positive for kovic? Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, like that makes no sense. You're just gonna leave them hanging because you said you're gonna operate on the vaccinated Yeah, we got to call them day walkers or something like Yeah, they're like blade, bro. That's fire, man. I'm looking at these texts with people that texted me about uh You know, we were talking about um the joy and read niki manai situation this morning. Niki's so tight. She didn't get invited That's what that was right. She didn't get invited to the Met, right? Well, I look at it bigger I mean, I you know you can like niki here's the thing Niki has some vaccine hesitancy, right? Yeah, that's that's fine. But niki niki talked about having kovic Niki talked about, you know Her and drake having a conversation and drake telling her hey, I caught kovic too and I'm vaccinated Right Very next tweet niki talks about her cousin and trinidad We all got somebody a family member friend who's got some wild conspiracy theory And I don't even know if it's conspiracy theory She talked about her cousin and trinidad who said hey, I took the vaccine now. I'm impotent my ball swole up And you know, my but my wife left me which I I'm not gonna lie. I laughed at that tweet so much because I All right, first of all, you know how I know it was true. You know how I know it was true You don't repeat something like that if somebody didn't really tell you I wouldn't have repeated it You're making that one up, right? You're not making that one up But then the very next tweet after that niki goes Hey, I'm probably gonna end up getting vaccinated to go on tour Right, then she started posting about you know, which vaccine Is has been the most effective She did a poll the poll yesterday when I saw the poll had like a quarter million Votes and what they say is the best Moderna. I don't remember what they do Doctors do say Moderna is the best against especially against the doctor variant. Now, let's go Joanne Reed must not have saw all of niki's tweets So she got on msnbc and you know, she kind of got at niki. You know what I mean? It was the same producer fault I don't I mean, I don't know whose fault is I don't know if anybody's at fault But she kind of got at niki and said that niki's encouraging people not to get the vaccine and niki's spreading misinformation. No, she's not No, she's not how when she specifically said i'm going to get the vaccine when I go on tour What do you mean? Her balls didn't swell up. She doesn't have any balls. She's repeating something somebody told her Like we all do if tom hanks went on tv and said the hey listen I got vaccinated but both of my testicles just fell out of my body Do you think anybody is going to get vaccinated now if tom hanks gets on tv and says hey I know somebody who got vaccinated who told me their balls fell out of their body And niki actually said but yo go do your own research niki never once discouraged people why is she sharing all this? I I guess that the same way we all do for what though I don't know. Maybe she really wanted to know she put up a for his the thing You can't knock people for how they do their own research. You don't think that's her people on twitter She posted that poll asking people what's the best vaccine you want to know mad people were voting Oh, I took fiza. I took moderna. I did this I did that and niki said See this was joey and reset the niki for you to use your platform They encourage our community to not protect themselves and save their lives as a fan I'm so sad that you did that but niki never did that. Yes, sir. No, she did Intentionally unintentionally, I don't think so how when the very next week was i'm going to get vaccinated on tour You know, this is what I would have did if I was I didn't say intentionally I said unintentionally By sharing those tweets, what do you think the most shared tweet of all that is? It's the one about the balls no the one where it's like i'm gonna get it But even in that tweet she specifically said at the end I don't know what's going on. Just do your own research. Yeah, that that doesn't discredit She didn't say the vaccine is causing people to be impotent. She said I got a cousin Yeah, who took the vaccine who told me after he took the vaccine he became impotent and his boss wold up Yeah Who like wow, this is what I would have done if I was Julian right? That's the opposite of impotence No, but your balls are like so full of sperm because you haven't fucked you like you really want to fuck So that's what impotent means impotent means you can't get hard Listen, today's balls probably got sore because you kept trying to jerk it and kept punch his balls Listen, we live in a world in narrative If i'm joey and read and my narrative is I want to get people to get the vaccine I'm going to read niki's tweets. I'm going to get on my rate. I'm going to get on my tv show And I'm going to say hey, you know niki manaj You know said some interesting things about the vaccine today. She said her cousin said x y and z Then you know what I'll do. There's been no You know proof of the vaccine causing impotence Then I would have said but niki also said she's getting the vaccine when she goes on tour and niki also said drake The biggest rapper in the world right now who has nine out of the top ten songs also has the vaccine So what are you waiting on to get the vaccine if niki's getting it when she goes on tour and drake is vaccinated now What are you waiting on to get the vaccine? She just wanted to bring her down. Oh, you're expecting the the media to be fair Not even just fair If you're pushing then like right now, you know what joey did with this with this What she did was she put out some information. That's not even true So if I didn't hear what niki said or read niki's tweet in my mind, I'm thinking oh niki manaj's anti vaccine You know what I mean? She could have controlled the narrative by saying drake got the vaccine Niki's going to get the vaccine. What are y'all waiting on to get it? She's got a job. They all have a job I don't know why we expect the media to be honest The media's job is to is to sell the story that they're told to sell somebody goes joy This is what you got to do today Brian seltzer or whatever the guy's name is this is what you got to do today get people to get vaccinated and Say what click me all that's not how you get people to get vaccinated So if you if you're trying to get people to get vaccinated you let people know Yeah, but no drake got the vaccine dude. They don't get like if they were good at it then we wouldn't know what they're up to They're not good at it. It's they're fucking horrible. I don't think I think I think joy is these are idiots I think joy is good at what she does. This is what I think Happened sometime. We always end up getting the verses. We don't need yeah You know what I mean? It always turns into somebody versus somebody. Why does it sells? Why can't we just sit back and correct someone if I saw I saw what nicky said I laughed It's a simple Yo, there's no proof that you know the vaccine is causing people to be impotent and causing people's balls to fall up Yeah, but nicky, I am glad that you're getting the vaccine to go on tour Yo, I think it's dope that drake got the vaccine. You know what I mean? Yes, it's true that vaccines aren't yours people with the vaccine can still get it But it keeps you from getting you know sick or even keep you from dying All I'm simply saying is the headline should be drake got the vaccine if you're trying to promote a vaccine Drake is the big drake has nine out of the top 10 songs in the country. She needs ratings, bro We're talking about her right now. I don't even know who this woman is I've never seen her before either. You've you've you've met joy. I did. I'm sorry joy But that's the thing like they understand what sells and they got to sell advertisement They got bounty commercials that they got a cut to and they got to sell them fucking paper towels And that's what they got to do. So if trashy Nicki Minaj is the way that they sell those things Sure What I find it interesting is the timing for nicky to come out with these things I and maybe she was invited and just chose not to go or maybe she was invited just by herself and they asked her why Why they asked her why she didn't she because she pulled out of the vma's And she she didn't go to the megalony asked her why she said because I got I had coffee Oh, she said she had told us Oh, I thought she didn't get invited and then she was just like She pulled out of the vma. She was supposed to perform or something in the vma's and everybody was like damn She pulled out and nicky said the day before she was like I think somebody retweeted something like oh nicky's decided to pull out whatever whatever and nicky was like Man, I'll tell y'all why later and she was like, yo, I she was like I went out and shot a video and I ended up catching kovit She was like, do you know how it feels to not be around your newborn baby for a week and some change And she was like, yo, I'm not popping up at the MTV awards at the vma's again And she's she's not back and then she said she started talking about how I probably get back when I go out Onto and she talked about how she was having a conversation with drake and drake said, hey, I'm vaccinated and I still call kovit So in her mind, she's like man Fuck dad. I don't know what's going on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's all it was It's just a skill is I hate social media sometimes because literally Stuff like this happens when all we got to do is just have a simple conversation Yeah, but we don't want the conversation. We want the entertainment, baby confrontation People don't want conversation. They want confrontation and I don't like that. No, I'm tired of all of these verses. We don't need I don't want to see joey and reversed Nicki Minaj on my timeline. Yeah, I don't even make no sense I don't want to see that but like once I just think nicky's coming calling her all type of names and everything I was like, yo, all this is too much like Come on, man. Stop hurt each other for no reason. Everybody just But I understand why nicky was frustrated. I totally understand why she's being painted as something that she doesn't believe She is absolutely and uh, you know, she's having like select tweets being taken out and used against her and and that's fucking annoying We've all gone through that. Yeah, that's like having an argument with your girl. She only listened to words not the sentence. Yes Yeah Buzzwords, yeah only things if she wants you to sound good. She only could get the good words She wants you to sound bad. She go after all the bad words And salute the joy and reading Nicki Minaj though. What else we got Taylor? What else we got Taylor gang? Oh salute the academics to a man. Oh, there was a clip floating around Uh, because I think the bt was pull up those bt nominations. Um Taylor those bt nominations long story short bt put out some type of awards And they have best hip hop platform And I think nominated for best hip hop platform was like shade room world star complex genius breakfast club And somebody else Oh hot new hip hop hot new hip hop salute the hot new hip hop And you know, we were talking about it on breakfast club and they were asking, you know, we were asking like, um, you know Who do we think? Oh, there it goes best hip hop platform complex genius hip hop dx Hot new hip hop breakfast club the shade room world star in double xl And they was like, yo, who do you think should win and I and nb said academics at first? I said hot new hip hop and nb said academics. I said, oh shit academics Yes, academics at absolutely positively When he's the best hip hop platform, you know nb and angela was like over us I'm like, yes And I'll tell you why yeah, I think breakfast club is one of the biggest platforms We cover a multitude of things. Yeah, you know what I mean? Are we rooted in hip hop? Yeah, we all come from hip hop dj nb angeli shall mean to god We all come from hip hop, you know, I mean we talk to hip hop artists But we also talk to politicians and we also talk to spiritual advisors And we also talk to you know people in the mental health and the mindfulness space when I want to know what's going on in hip hop You go to academics. I go to academics me too, bro. Me too. It's the first thing I do He's like, come on. He's hip hop tmz. Yo, Tyler the creator was on Hot 97 think about this Tyler the creator was on hot 97 and said the biggest hip hop platform That's what he goes for his hip hop because academics is where we are most of the day We're not on the radio most of the day, right? We are on instagram most of the day Yo, most of the people that academics is covering. We're not playing on the radio Most of the people academics is covering. We're not even interviewing for some reason. I know who coi loray is We've never interviewed coi loray. I know about her. I know coi loray because of academics and because nila is her dj Yeah, my niece nila is her dj south nila you know, but I I go to academics for hip hop and I think that you know it comes a point time Y'all gotta stop fronting on academics. Yeah, and I had to think about it I was like, well, maybe they act like that because academics is not necessarily a Platform, but he is that's the thing. He is a person So it's easier to not look at him as a platform where these other things are like institutions like the breakfast club It's execution the shade room is an institution. It's easy to just look at academics I'm like, here's this guy that's just posting on instagram and like going on twitch But if you actually look at the amount of people And views that he's generating conversations. He's starting I think it's Uh, maybe more than these other platforms within specifically the hip hop stage Maybe not as much as breakfast club But like I think that you have probably if you added up all acts hip hop because everything acts does is hip hop It's hip hop. So if you add if you accumulate just all those matter of fact, and he's just posting way more than you guys It's constantly throughout the day. So if you look at the actual influence, it doesn't matter if it's one person It's even better if it's just one fucking person. Why does it have to be a team of people? Why does it have to be a whole corporation if it's one person is doing the same fucking thing? I mean, what did we learn from joe rogan? One person can get more views than all the fucking news stations in the world I went to it's so crazy that people just don't realize times change Yeah, and needed the traditional, you know outlets platforms You know, they they they they they this change like this I don't like to call it non traditional no more because we're in an era where that is traditional YouTube is traditional. You know what I mean? Instagram is traditional You understand I'm saying these streaming services are traditional like they're not non traditional anymore We got we have podcasts are traditional right? We got to stop saying these are non traditional platforms Traditions change. That's right. You know what I'm saying Traditions change all the time. So you know shout the act. I don't I don't ever have an ego with anything I give I give Props what prophecies do like he built an amazing platform and he did and I go to him for hip hop By the way, I like hot new hip hop too, and I love hip hop dx. Yeah, I think I think she's dope man I think say cheese should be up there. I don't know that one yet say cheese tv They dope and me and duvall was talking about it and duvall said chase say cheese and I was like, oh, shit Yeah, say cheese, you know, they absolutely should be up there 100% world star your world star still doing crazy numbers But man when I go when I want to know what's going on in hip hop And I want to stay abreast of what's going on these young Negroes when I want to go on my hip hop safaris I mean and I want to get in this Jeep and stay in the Jeep and just drive through the jungle Go to dj academic sense pay. I go to dj academics and then his guy grand wizard chat And then I can't say the last part of it. What is it? It's the n word What? He has Nigel Grand wizard chat Nigel He has the funniest fucking instagram that I follow right really and I think it's a private account So you got to go you got to go like it is so fucking funny. He does these characters, bro You would always get talking about him. I didn't know you were real person telling you does academics guy I think he fucks with ag and like helps act with a lot of stuff But he also has an instagram that's hilarious and it's comedy driven like The dude I got I got to look it up. I got to look it up right now Are you the comedian I don't know I don't even know if he's real human, bro, but this guy is fucking hysterical. He's a really No, I know he's real. I know I've talked to him. Really. Yeah, he's in australia Really? Oh Guy in australia. Yeah. Oh, dude. See that's dope. But think about that kind of reach though You know, I mean because that dude seems like he loves dj Yeah, like he'll post shit like this. I'll be like LeBron ain't know any of the words So he decided to dance and act hype hoping we wouldn't notice and it's LeBron listen to clp Alarious And then he goes LeBron notice we notice him reading the lyrics so he decided to switch it up Hey, by the way speaking of non-traditional You know when you see a man have nine of the top 10 songs On the billboard top 10 you have to understand how much a lot of these institutions simply don't matter no more Because that would never happen if radio was still In control. There used to be a time when you was to make the billboard top 10 you had to be like On the radio getting all these spins Absolutely country music still run by radio Man like that that nine out of the top 10 just shows you that People go to these screaming services and they consume what they want to consume and there's nothing you can program That's gonna be well the new radio is playlists. Well, yeah, I mean listen here's the thing I love radio to death, but you know, uh, if you if you being honest with yourself Radio doesn't really lead in anything anymore like like screaming services Streaming services lead in music, right? Right personalities podcast lead in personality. Bless you When it comes to news I am the social media. Yeah leads in news when it comes to, you know, live events festivals Yeah And it's not a bad thing is this radio need make radio just needs to make some adjustments Like, you know, when it comes to what we're doing here on podcast Some of these podcast personalities, man You have to start finding places to put them on your radio station a few times a week Get the brand equity of the station up. You know what I mean? Yep. Yo, all of these radio stations should have your own Your own playlist Create your own playlist with title and no brainer apple and don't do what viacom did When viacom fought with youtube and they're like we're gonna start our own website. We're like good luck radio stations Did that? There was mad radio stations who had their comms who will fight you? Yeah, it's like stop it. Stop it. I mean even with breakfast club We didn't get our own youtube till 2016. I was I was saying we needed one for a few years prior But I tell this story all the time. It was the week of the hillary clinton and burman interview that finally made Like, yes, you know what instead of putting little clips on youtube. Let's just put the whole interview Duh You know, duh But it's just like, you know, just like little little adjustments and i'm gonna tell you something else speaking to curate and playlist program directors DJs And whatever markets they're in They should program for the markets they're in like you can't have these universal Playlists You know, I mean all throughout the country word. I can't go to Florida and hear the same The station can't sound the same way it sounds in new york Buffalo play some grazelda, but word louisiana word might want to put on some If i'm in cali it shouldn't sound the way it sounds in in lana They got they got lazy man, but you know what that is though what i'm describing Curating your own playlist. Yeah. Yeah, which you're giving people the power to do Right So if i'm already giving people the power to curate your own playlist, how about put the power back in the program directors In the dj's hands and give them the power to curate their own playlist. Maybe just a suggestion. What do I know? I'm just a guy who loves radio for a long time And you know, I want to see the culture continue to move forward because that's what's happening with the internet It just allows us to get more specific in terms of what we enjoy You know, I mean it's like it's becoming like food. You're not going to the diner anymore That's right. You go into a thai restaurant specifically You're gonna have this that night. So when you get to work out in the gym, it's not like what's a workout playlist playlist It's workout hip hop from the 90s. You could get that on spotify You get super specific like rock and roll anthems from 1970 to 1980 So if it's that specific, how the fuck are you supposed to compete if you're just gonna throw a generic top 40 hits I saw i mean radio. I mean, you know, I love radio But when uh, you know, the new rating system came in a long time ago ppm Like they took all the personalities out of radio and they made radio a jukebox And you know what also happened in those times the rise of screaming services and the rise of podcast So the things that used to make radio radio, which was the personalities in the music Now I don't got to wait on my favorite song no more. I can just go scream my favorite song I don't gotta y'all y'all saying nobody wants to hear people talk but these podcasts are booming and top radio is still booming That's the thing if you look at like what still exists like even the radio personalities that still exist To me, they're not the guys who are just playing music. It's the guys who are talking right? It's breakfast club or it's like specific things that will pop up like the uh, la leakers. I think la leakers Looted la leakers. I just see exactly they have a thing right like I've never listened to an interview Of theirs, but I do know that when someone does an la leakers freestyle, you know, they exist I know they exist and it's almost like remember when someone gone sway And they would do the freestyle and sway and it was like there was a moment So they have a moment. It's like use your platform to create a moment You got donkey today and you got the interviews. It's like we are tuning in. What is the donkey today? What's going on? I need to hear what you have to say about this person So yeah, you have to use your platform for more than just i'ma sit back and let these fucking programmers throw some songs up And i'm just gonna throw to the song man. I saw uh Rest in peace to michael k. Williams the new york part thing was the post of daily news I remember who it was but they posted an article and uh michael k. Williams last post was tracy morgan on breakfast club and so The new york post of daily news, whoever it was they said they talked about michael k. Williams last post Was a clip from the breakfast club podcast And when you click on the the link it takes you to breakfast club youtube I'm like damn. No mention of fm radio at all. Yeah That tells you how much Things have changed and the word radio. It's like the word tv Like watching something on tv. Well, we can watch everything on the tv We can watch brilliant idiots on the tv We can watch uh breakfast club on the tv a tv is just a screen now, right? So the word radio is now replaced with Podcasts because we just listen to more podcasts, but it's the same consumption pattern. You're still sitting there You're listening to the guys that you love you laughing like 100 and that's why you have to take The personalities from podcasts and transition them to radio, you know, I mean not saying that they got to be on every day but you know Grab some of these popular shows like why big facts podcast they should be on in Atlanta. You know what i'm saying um What what what lady them are doing in la with the brown bag podcast that should be on The radio and in la, you know, I mean, I love what head and chuck dillard do at home grown They're getting it right. Yeah On real 92 3 la, but while i'm gilly they should be on in philadelphia. Yeah, you understand i'm saying Like like horrible decisions like i remember back in the day when they used to have like uh those late night radio shows Like, you know golden girl and cherry martinez who used to come on and talk nasty late at night Put horrible decisions on at midnight the two in the morning Like just do these little small changes to elevate the brand equity of your station Yeah, I guess I don't but it's just so hard to access like at least for me like to to listen to the radio. I have to be in a car You know If you listen in real time great I think you would if you knew While on gilly was on at a certain time And you know what i mean if you're in new if you're in new york, you're like, oh, shit Yo, it's we we ride in the car in the afternoon during such and such on You might go to the i heart radio. I'm like, you know Such as such as on two to four 85 south show was on two to four on this station like i'm gonna go tune in real quick It's the same way same way you tap into a podcast Why wouldn't you tap into a radio station if you knew they were on yeah in that time and guess what? You were still going to listen to their podcast later You would still go watch them on youtube later because you know how I know that With the breakfast club Because the breakfast club comes on 6 a.m to 10 a.m And then we got the youtube page people go to and we got the podcast people listen to How long does it take to turn over and edit? We do it immediately because i'm just wondering like if I was a radio company I would just say hey, we want you to record a podcast record the podcast for an hour What we're going to do is we're going to chop up that hour into stuff that can be used for radio And who knows maybe that takes up three hours of radio time because you're mixing in with commercials and other stuff But you're also going to put it out as just the podcast This way you got someone to listen to when you ride in the car But you also have just the podcast out there and then you get the best of both worlds It raises the brand equity of the station Ernie Leisure should be on every business Radio station out right Ernie Leisure should have a show every week Right, you know what I mean? Even if yo by the way, even if they're not on every day Just the fact that they're on and they're talking about your station and they're talking about the call letters And they're telling people hey, we're on such and such station. It raises the brand equity of the station That's all I'm saying. But what do I know? I'm just the radio guy What else we got alex taylor what we got? I guess we're in shit you won't care about next week Britney Spears and gay should she get a prenup was that really a conversation? I mean, are you getting married? You're gonna print up? No, I don't have one. Yeah. No, how do you feel about prenups? I don't really know about it. Yeah, I mean to be honest like I I don't really understand what I guess what I'm thinking is like A prenup is based on what money you make once you're married, right? Mm-hmm. I don't know. Is it you're married Um, I don't know what a prenup is me because I don't have one. Yeah, so like I think it's like I can tell you why I don't have one though. It's like because you cheated a lot The reason I have now I don't have a prenup because I feel me and my wife been together for 23 years And it was like she literally the first time I ever Went to a radio station to fill out an application for an internship My wife drove me because my goddamn license was suspended, right? You know what I'm saying like when when when I was getting fired from radio four times She was the one going to work every day. Yeah paying the bill Yes, when we were getting evicted she was the one going down to the courthouse Why we couldn't get evicted like the fuck I look like doing a prenup. No, I think that you're doing the right thing CEO of the house. Yeah, I never yeah, I never thought about it if we get we're never getting a divorce, by the way Right, of course. I don't even got to knock on wood. That's what they have But my wife is the CEO of our house, but also literally we came up as kids. Yeah, you know what I mean like Nothing is an understatement. Yeah, she literally drove me to the radio station in 1999 to fill out internship papers Or maybe it was 98. I don't fuck her. Yeah, you know what I mean? But she drove me down to the radio. So that's a different level of like In on the ground floor is the understatement 100% you know what I mean? That's all that's all I get that I totally understand, you know, but that being said you guys get divorced. You might be like ball She did was drive me to fucking I promise y'all wouldn't you know, I like you talked on the radio. I was one talk He talked to me. I'm like, no, I promise y'all would you see your house? I'll give you the house Nope, you can have Whatever Is there anybody in your life that can come in and get 50% of your business right now? No, what does that mean? Can they just come in and get 50% of shows enterprises can they just come in right now and say I want 50% I don't think that that means that they own. Oh, that's an interesting one I don't think that that means they own the business. They just own 50% of your money They have the money but the business The business is the money The business can continue to go on making 50% of the money No, you give them 50% of the money if somebody just walks in right now You're just giving 50% of what's in your bank account. I mean, that's what bezos did right and then the pandemic happened He made all that money back in some I don't know explain to me So his his wife had like Own shares of the company because they were in the company together So she got paid off. She made some crazy bread and she was part of like the building of the company early on From the beginning from the beginning right and uh, he says that though. He was like yo, me and her built Yeah, I'm sure she she did a lot. Mm-hmm. Oh, no, that's a good example. I'm sure I'm sure she did tons She didn't know I don't care if it's giving him head inside the closet No Two nights in a shit No, I guess I'm saying like if you own I don't know how it works But if like you own a business right and that's your business and then you get divorced the money that you and your wife Made from that business in that time she gets half of but she don't get half of the business moving forward Unless you guys started the business together like what bezos did with his wife So to pay off his and pay her out to get out Yeah, if you guys bought a house together if you guys have savings together you guys have all these things You know, you have a boat that's what she gets half of you mad if you mad say you married a woman Y'all got divorced after two years and you had to give her half your money and y'all was only together for Son, I don't like giving the government Isn't that crazy we give the government half our money every single fucking year They'll get locked. No that goddamn irs Well irs need to be up there with al-qaeda and fucking the taliban these mother the domestic terrorists that storm the capital The irs is no Joke and there's nothing we can do about it. You know what I think man. They dare you to the nuk so they can buck Yo, we pay enough taxes at least not get no fucking tickets, man Man, we pay enough taxes that there should be no poor people in america, bro We should have no fucking tickets and fucking that's all I would care about if they could show me You know when you get a colonic you can see that Child support you can when you get a colonic you can see what's coming out of you. Yeah If I could literally see what my money was going I wouldn't give a damn word is born But you say you don't want to eat poor people in america, but you know You'd be at a restaurant getting your own food from the counter like man We need a couple poor people in the fucking night. They gotta be poor I think everybody should be able to you know, some people make enough money where you can just live, bro I ain't saying everybody gotta be in the mansion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You just want to live you want to be able to have some food on the table Have a place to stay. I want all these things as well. So don't make you cry. You see veterans in the street Yes, you would have fought for this country and I ain't crying. I'm not crying, but I feel incredibly sad. I feel like we let those people down Yes, disgusting. Yeah, at least we can do is to provide them food and shelter and don't we already do with taxes Like I'll be like I wish I could do more but and I'm doing it We doing it, right? Oh, I mean, we're paying taxes paying a lot You're like when aOC's out there with her little fucking Chick-fil-A dress talking about tax the rich I'm like we get tax. I like We are getting taxed Who do you know does not get taxed we are you're getting beaten to fucking death But the ticket that the Met Gala was 30,000 I don't know why don't you give that 30,000 to the poor or whatever I don't know if she paid for a ticket but I was just like Also, how long does she work as a waitress because every story got to deal with her being a fucking waitress like you ain't done nothing else Who is this? I mean, she's aOC now Yeah, tax the rich we definitely getting taxed. I see my I see my uh, I see my FICA statements every week Who's that next to her? You're married, bro. I might have to get a prenup Let's pay some bills. Do we pay some bills? Who is that next to aOC, man? I don't even see none of them. We got more bills to pay. That's it We need liquid IV. 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No, no, no, you're like we had to cap together, baby Well, yeah At the end of the day only she want to do is get satisfied You know what i'm saying? You'll need nobody to do that. Yeah, get a sex toy or some shit like that I want to talk about this am I missing something dtr customs? Do we even I don't even did my missing something Am I missing something? No, am I missing something with this? I'm reading it. I don't know anything about this Yeah, I don't know nothing about this either. Yeah, I thought we're cool. Can we can we say it? Can I say it? Oh, okay. I won't I don't mean if it happens if it comes up later. We'll talk about it But what is that reference to? I have no idea. Why are you going so fast here? Jesus Christ, why your hand's so heavy? Oh What happened to charlotte december of 2019? I don't I don't understand But I did have an awakening december 2019. I got to a place of worthy in my life I did get to a place of worthy. That was it when you said I deserve this Yeah, I mean I I felt like I dealt with imposter syndrome You know for a long time, but you know, I saw somebody say something yesterday that was so profound They said imposter syndrome is when You know, you look at your life and you just simply can't believe it, you know what I mean But it wasn't like let me see if I can find also it's like impossible Yeah, like the burgers like the beyond-meeting shit, you know what I mean So it's like not it's not like real real. What did I see this there? Did I see a nita posted? I think I saw a nita somebody posted. Let me see if I can find yeah imposter syndrome Is just being so lit that you can't believe it For real, man That shit is like, you know when you living in some of your prayers You're like, yo, god is really real Like the power of positive thinking like your thoughts can really become things like don't play with that at all, bro Don't play with it at all and I promise you whatever your good plan is is probably not god's playing for you So whatever you cooking up in your mind cook it up But also sit back and let don't be afraid to let god put some other ingredients in there because you're gonna look around and be like My god, you know what I mean? So yes, december 2019. I was sitting upstairs in my old house and I just was like I'm worthy bro And if I in in bishop td jake said the relationship bishop td jake said Even if you don't feel like you're worthy just know god feels you're worthy That's why you're in the position that you And just know that you know things are bigger than you and you know, you're here to serve and that's literally What that's that's what I do. That's why I love things like what john stewart and p davis and did this weekend There's one thing to you know Be doing good But it's another thing to use your influence in your platforms to do good You know what I mean? Yeah What else we got tele game? What else we got tele game? Oh, this is a good. I want you to do this one high on weight. Why is the met galley important to society? Because um perception is reality and It feeds off of insecurity And you take the most insecure people on the planet which are celebrities And you give them an event where they may or may not be invited every single year And they value that event more than anything and they put on these stupid fucking outfits The jay-z dinner And uh because because they value it we value what celebrities value. So we value it. It is like the rock nation dinner It's yeah, it's like cryptocurrency. It's bitcoin. It's it's all that shit. It's all it's once people believe something has value It has value the thing is stupid. That's what they should have did to the kovie Well, we don't even know what happens inside you could go inside and there's nothing You could go inside and it's just like digs it that way and then you just walk out There's no party. There's no drinking. Have you ever heard a story from the met galley? Never no pictures of no fire food. No, they just make you walk upstairs. They make you work. They don't even escalate her Right. There's no songs. There's no fucking dj. Nothing. You walk in you walk out the other side I think the thing is stupid. I can't wait to get popping enough to not go to the turn that shit down Oh, yeah, just get the get the what's it called the the invitation in the mail Yeah, and just put it on instagram put a big put an outfit on to light it on fire I'm that weird ass outfit. I'm definitely that guy. I'm that guy that's like Oh, yeah, I got invited to that. I'm not going bro Fuck everybody excited to be there. I'm cool. I'm at the house On the edible watching what if living the life living the life But people feel like they make it when they go there, you know, I'm saying even a rock nation dinner You like I made it That's that's the thing that I've noticed about like It's a brush. It is a brush Rock nation brunch, whatever But that's the thing I notice about people's like Sometimes for celebrities that people aren't enough for them and the coolest thing about like At least You know my career. I think you would say this about your career as well is that like it was made from the people first Not the industry But the celebs are so tied into like what the industry is like what if industry event they should be at which party They should be a can which party they should be in new york Like oh, I need to make sure I'm in this thing exactly So it's like they're being validated by these other celebrities, right? That's why a fucking grammy or an oscar means so much to them when the rest of us are like Now we just want to see the best movie like I don't give a fuck if Matrix doesn't win a oscar when it comes out. I'm gonna see that shit because I like it Like people go out see fast and furious. It will never win an award ever It will make more money than all those motherfuckers that make awards So like I'm validated by the people I don't need a bunch of fucking douchebag celebrities to see me in a goofy outfit and go you're cool You're one of us. Yeah, I like walking out of the street. You don't like none of the outfits Say what you ain't like none of the outfits I ain't go like I was talking to one of my homies just and this I don't know. I don't know shit about fashion Because I love kim kardash and shit. That shit looks fine. I thought it was dope What you think you think it was van jones and kanya came together. I was a van I was a van van got the caboose Nah, you don't think kim sent someone else. So that's what I would have done you think I didn't want to go to the shit I would have sent someone to look like me to go dress like me. That's what I'll do to the fucking mega That's fine. I thought that shit was fine. That shit is super heroish. Like I saw people saying stuff like Like she looks batshit crazy and I saw somebody else say is she going through something? It's the goddamn met gala ain't the met gala like the halloween a celebrity Yeah I thought it's about wearing the wildest outfit Like yo the point out kim k and say kim k looks crazy. Why do celebs need excuses to wear an outfit? I have no idea. Is that kanya? That's kanya. That's your fire, bro. I don't I but I don't know shit about fashion. So don't ask me I thought kanya didn't go. I thought he wasn't with her no more They said that was kanya. Well, you know what they did. Well, you know, that is a good question We don't know if that's kanya and that we don't know if that's kim either, but I know one thing We don't yeah, they just sent other people. So if that's not kanya knows exactly that's the big ass nose, bro That's not kim and that's not kanya and they're so smart to troll all them. That was brilliant Either way, I like them outfits. I think them. That's she came out the way that she don't to me But guess what look what I got on right now. Yeah, all right. She's wearing your outfit. I'm dressed like a fucking stylish tomato All right I Don't know bro, but um, look at these fucking ridiculous that maybe we like this ridiculous, you know, I don't think they look ridiculous Because of the context It didn't Russell go here Russell who? No, he went to some shit and like He wasn't dressed in a skirt at the Mac Allen. He had some shit like shaved into his head or whatever All I know is it's the Met Gala. You're supposed to go Sierra's outfit. So dumb. Look at this shit. You like that I dumb. She's wearing her fucking husband's jersey. That's fire Yo, you don't want your wife to wear your t-shirt not in a football Like you want your wife to dress up as a football like that's right there. That's dope Do you want your wife to come home and she got like fucking headphones on and her laptop set up and reading donkey today? I'm the Met Gala. She reppin for her man. I like that Man get a plus one because he's the football season. Yes He wasn't on Monday night football, he just now I think he did not see I don't see it Just he had to play Sunday, right? They play Sunday But he's don't they got a practice now. You can't just fly out to new york. God forbid we got all God forbid on your day off. You can't just go. I don't know if they have days off during the week I don't I mean, I don't know. I don't know how that NFL shit worked. Or maybe the Met Gala was Sunday It was Monday, right? Yeah, you could have made that shit. No, I don't think so You got mandatory practices and shit like that. I like the fact that Sierra was reppin our dude, man Yo, I love Jack Harlow. Jack Harlow Jack Harlow's the man. Yeah, Jack. You see Jack. You know why he understand this is how you got to operate within life He was at the Met Ball Yeah, oh wow He is the man. So you look at you see how people are so enticed by this It's amazing. It's unbelievable But no, I mean, I I'm saying that because we know Pete. Yeah, yeah, and I know what this means But you didn't think he was the man before that? Of course What the fuck does it matter if he's in a bathroom at the Met Gala? That guy's the man because he's your boy I guess because it's the Met Gala That's the game, man. You're so stupid But I'm like my man at the Met Gala, like oh shit That's your boy, like you know what I mean? But you know what it is though? I'll just decide sometimes we take for granted how Big our friends are Especially when you've seen it come from the ground up because like to me that's just Pete But why does this make someone big like other things he's done are way more impressive than this? I mean clearly you dick The garden But having the garden like people come out to the garden like that and organize that thing is way more But we started the podcast off by giving them props on the net That's fire, but I don't like put any value in this shit. Stupid I'm with you. I'm with you. I mean, but it is value in it though And you know what uh that type of shit is the currency of being seen at this event is rewarded The currency of this event is that Everybody is not invited Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that as currency. I never like currency meaning you can't be here That's why it's cool because you the regular person isn't good enough I don't want to value anything as the regular person. That's gonna make everybody want to do it. They should do that Yeah, but that's whack like That's what's great about what we do is great about music music isn't great because it's like sorry you can't listen to it Music is great because the regular person the rich person the poor person all vibes aren't like yo This is the shit same thing with comedy but like I won't do comedy for the regular man I could give a flying fuck if anybody in the mecca Finds me funny as long as when I'm walking down the street and there's a dude in the truck that just yo shows What up that's way better for me. They feel violated. I mean, this is fraudulent. It's not real This this this literally I wouldn't mind if little Nasik found me funny Say what I wouldn't mind if little Nasik found me funny. Well, I find him funny So that way I value his funny, but I don't value him at the thing Nah, I get what you're saying. I mean, but listen, here's the thing. It does have value Exclusionary value like bullshit and and you know when people post about it and people are seen there, you know It's it's it's it's it they're rewarded for being there like just being seen on the red carpet at the med gala You think MLK would have gone to the mega? Yes. Fuck. No. Yeah MLK jr. He was going after the rich motherfuckers. Nah, he'd have been there I'm trying to like integrate my people into a burning house. He would have had a meeting with them now He'd have been there. We talked to the right person. That's why I came here for you This is just the diner that doesn't let black people eat, but it's not black people. It's poor people I mean, it's $30,000 ticket for Who's for I said that you just said I didn't mean to say I meant to say it's mad black people there, but I heard it's $30,000 Black and poor No, I heard you say you said I don't know what the fuck you said That's all good. I really didn't hear what The one thing I don't understand is that they eat dinner inside and they have all these weird ass costumes How do they even sit down and they take that? Inside it's for the carpet I saw people wearing two or three different outfits on the carpet So the moment they get inside they just take the shit off. They're dressing like charlotte I look to be honest with you. I don't know. I don't know. I look like I've ever been in the goddamn med gala That's a lot of who's Pete sitting with let me see click on that. That's Pete. They got a bounce house in there That's what they got Pete with Erica by dude. That's fire Yeah, Erica. I don't know anybody else in this shit I see Erica by doozy Is that oozy? Yeah. Yeah, that's oozy Erica Who on other side? I don't know That's a lady, uh That's a real you can't sit with us table, bro That's what that is, bro Yo, you're going the second you get invited you're going bro. I can't wait Yo, copy paste this shit right here copy and paste copy paste this shit right here. Please copy and paste. This is your prenup Now let me not put myself in the box See Okay, I'm about to have a hit talk show. Okay. I'm not you might see me pop up that one Why why why bro? Thank you Come on. I really don't know. I don't know. Stop maybe just for that outfit You wear whatever you want. Why they got to tell you where to wear some cool fuma suit and have the ass cut out like print That shit'll be fine. Don't party yourself do it. I don't I don't fucking know. I don't know. I don't like that Uh, what else? Let's do one more tell and get the fuck out of here. I feel you know I'm with you 100% like, you know, I look at that shit. I was actually on the phone one of the homies yesterday and they were They they actually want to go in a real way and I don't see it and I'm like, but I couldn't No, but I couldn't knock them because they're into fashion Like they're really really really really into fashion. So I couldn't knock them. So I'm like, okay But that's just not my thing, you know, it's just wear the outfit. Why you need a way I said I want you to put the outfit on and take pictures because for me And and and I and I actually said this to them. I'm like, yo, I enjoyed going to The shit at the garden Sunday, why because I value comedy you value fashion. So you wouldn't want to be at the Met Gala I value Dave Chappelle, Wilbur Pete Davidson, John Stewart, Atel, Wanda Sykes. I value that that's what Intrigues me. That's how I want to go spend my time. I go to comedy shows. You understand what I'm saying? That's what I like to do. So I couldn't knock them. They're into fashion I'm in the comedy, you know that the if the Met Gala was some comedy driven shit We probably won't be there Yeah, maybe yeah, maybe we should do our own It's not that's not the moment motivate me to do anything. Well, we can't have like they used to have to play his ball Why not have like a funny ball players balls fire funny balls? I think chappelle actually did that like I think he would on his show No, no, he did a block party No, he did like he did a block but then he'll do like an event that like comedians will go to I think it's pretty cool All right, let's do one more tail and get the fuck out of here What do we got What do we got what's done? Oh, this is a good one. Let's end on this one Beza Ten sales says oh, yeah, shout the beza. What's done more good and which is done more harm religion or politics Hmm Politics is the worst thing. Yes There's nothing worse than politics politics is the worst thing that's ever existed and And I'm gonna quote my boy Dave smith on this he had a He had a really interesting thing to say and he goes Two religious people can sit next to each other and they Literally believe the other person is going to burn for an eternity in hell, right? But they're friends. They could love each other. They could dap each other up. Everything's cool. The second you introduce politics So those people how dare you believe how dare you support that guy? How did how dare you support trump? How dare you support biden? They're not even addressing the fact that they think the other person's gonna burn in hell for your attorney That's totally fine without politics the second you introduce politics There is a fucking line drawn the sand and you're an animal and i'm a good person, etc Politics it inspires this tribalism that you would think religion does But even the places where there's like incredible religious turmoil, that's politically driven. Yeah, the politics Is being put on the religion and they're using the religion as the wedge is politics Always the worst Yeah, even in america they use politics In for you know to use the bible to push silly ass legislation exact the bible ain't doing it Right, it's it's the politicians and the political groups going. Oh, I bet we could manipulate these religious people They really believe in god Let's pull out their heartstrings a little bit and get them to freak the fuck out at what we want them to freak the fuck out at So they could vote for us politics is the worst Religion religion is something that you religiously do like son. We all agree on 90% of religion Everybody agreed egg. Don't kill each other. Don't fuck each other's wives. You know, don't be good Be a good person be a good person try to help Do that that's when you religious people think religious. Oh, I love jesus or I love the bible No religious is something that you really do for a long time. I religiously pray Yes, I religiously love god, you know, I'm saying but if junes, I stop doing it. I'm not religious no more He's specifically talking about organized religion. So he's talking about Christianity catholics jhovah witness muslim, you know what I mean? Yes, I I agree. It's it's definitely It's not even close because at least yeah, at least we're religion you have a moral compass to a certain extent Right, at least you're trying to follow. Yes some type of moral compass politicians. Absolutely not. They care about What their politics lie lie lie Hitler wasn't religious keep that in mind Yes That inspired him to do all that shit. He wasn't religious. I'm gonna be honest with you I know nothing about that, but I'll take your word for it. Yeah, I'm just saying literally doing the same thing I'm nothing about this guy. I mean, you know a little about him. I know You're not gonna name your kid ain't off. You know enough Christopher Columbus and hitler on the same thing. I will not tell you them apart same person Right same person, right We done here. I think we're done As always if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant You're absolutely right. 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