 Things that should be retired. Cargo shorts are making a comeback, but should they be hung up for good? You know what? As a kid, I used to wear cargo shorts, but not right now. I'm not wearing a cargo shorts anymore. I'm wearing the shorts that come all the way up my thigh. You know what I mean? I want to show my legs. Oh, Vernon! Okay, nothing that makes me angrier than seeing a green text. And do you think that Android green text should retire? I think that Android green text should retire. Absolutely, 1,000%. It's disgusting. I love flip-flops. Yeah, flip-flops have to place the beach. Let me tell you something. Listen, I've been in the locker room for many years. I love flip-flops on women, but when it comes to men showing their toes and most athletes, they got black toes. I can't do that. Most athletes have black toes? Yes, most athletes have black toes because your feet are getting banged up in the cleats and then it's just disgusting. I can't look at a man wearing flip-flops.