 There's a telecom, there's one there, another telecom there, another different type of telecom there. This is when I was a German champion when I beat Zabeel, another telecom there, another telecom stall there, another telecom stall there, another telecom stall there. So I wanted to bring you along on a little visit. There's a guy in Melbourne, if you're a cyclist, there's a 99.9% chance that you know who he is. His name's Lee Hollywood Turner, ex-president of the biggest cycling club here in Melbourne, heavily involved in the cycling community. He's an ambassador for bicycle networks, but above all else, he's a super colourful character and he loves a kid. I've been so busy, seriously, I've been so busy today mate! What's going on? I haven't had a chance to get dressed because I've been so busy. I was naked to lunchtime. We're coming in to check out your kids and this is what you're wearing. I've been naked to lunchtime. This is how I'm busy. I'm not joking, I've been that busy. Is this how you normally wear? Naked or in cycling kit or boxer shorts. I have the office on 28th. So I quickly go like this and they probably think, what's he f***ing doing? Because I'm naked. Right. Because I'm always naked. Right, okay. I just like it. Yeah, right. Come upstairs. We're coming up. You're going to show me your kids? Yeah, I've got kids downstairs and upstairs. Oh really? Can you show us what's on the wall there? Can you show me that? Yeah, of course. This is art. Look at this beautiful. Wow. Look at that beautiful. Yeah. He's hitting the tree. Why doesn't he hit the tree? No, no. It's not actually, it's just because I love my trees. And it's just, this has just taken on the life of its own. So I've got kit all over the house. Yeah. So if I go and stay in here, this is all the vests. Oh, right. All the vests are in here and skin suits are in here as well. So skin suits are down the bottom there and all the vests. The stack of vests. So how many have you got all up? About 170 kits. 170 kits. And I've got stuff coming from eBay. Yeah, right. Have you opened all? No, I've still got stuff out of one. I've got to beat that out. Ellie doesn't know that. No, Ellie doesn't know that. Okay, right. She doesn't know that. So it's just been tight. I've put on a light. Yeah, put on a light. Come in, come in, come in. So is this where all your kits are? Yeah, that's more bikes. More bikes. Beautiful Shimano wheels. Wow. Selection of Shimano wheels from G-Race, Tub 60s, 40s, 20s and everything in there. Wow. Beautiful, beautiful. So basically, I've got stuff in storage as well. So how it works is these are all, this is basically all the longs. So this is all the longs. So these are all my longs. This is just purely longs. Right. This is from an ex-pro Peter Silkewitz. I got him from him. He's got an eight-year ban for doping. Poor bike. I'm sure he's innocent. See, a map, oh, they're the three-quarter. They haven't worn them yet. They're new. So that's all, that's all the... All the longs. That's all the longs in the jackets. The jackets, oh, I can't fit everything in jackets. This is just, these are rain jackets. Rain and rain and one of them I haven't worn yet. This is all just rain jackets of all every description and type. Rain jackets. Look at rain jackets go all... Rain jackets, how often do you ride in the rain? This morning. You got a black one going this morning as well? Yeah, the black one's a good one actually. Where's that going now? I know it's black and it's boring, it's not me, but what I like about this one is you push that and it... Oh wow, so there's the bling. There's the bling. And that's reflective. It is such a good jacket. And all different styles of MAPI, like that's a MAPI rain jacket, wind text. This is a MAPI just a winter jacket. And then obviously I've got all the MAPI jackets in different styles, Carrera. Look at this telecom, different styles of telecom. Here, look, white with pink, pink with white. I got it all, man. I got it all. This is like an X, this is a pro. You've seen, you've got the names written in on it. So I've got a secret website where you can buy X-Pro stuff. So 95% of everything in here is what's it called eBay. Carrera rain jacket. Look at that with a clear back. Back in the old days. It was like a rain jacket and a clear back. I know, I've only worn it once. So we might have to pause while I put this back. And then we'll go again. Patrick Silkenwitz. He wrote for QuickStep, MAPI, telecom, and a host of other teams. He's got done twice, so he's got an eight-year ban. But I got all my MAPI stuff off him. Just we spoke, I bought one thing off him off eBay. Then we spoke offline and he said, I've got all this stuff. He sent me pictures and he said, if you send me the money, I'll send it across. And I'm like, oh, this could be a scam. But I thought, you know what? Stuff it. Who cares? It's a risk. So I paid him all this money. And then within half an hour, he sent me an email with a photo of this big box with my name on it. Within two weeks, the box turned up. All the MAPI stuff in it. Genuine MAPI stuff. He wrote in when he wrote. So now we go into the heart of it. So this is just basically a kid's dozen. I've got other stuff in storage. Don't be too disappointed. But it's all in here. But if we sort of just go through it a bit by bit, we've sort of got, oh man, this stuff everywhere. Come on out. Tom and Fikanti. Cipollini. Carrera. Carrera. Switzerland. Onse. A different type of onse. I'm just going to have to dump it because there's 170 of stuff, suckers. So we do it a bit quicker. This is a classic one here. The Castorama. That's like the overalls. White jersey. I won at the Giro. Pink jersey. I won at the Giro. I won that last year. Aquasapame. Biscuit Networks. Rapper. Stitch and Dart's still one of my favourite team kits of all time. Yeah. Ah, Pink and Yellow. Who's Stitch and Dart? That's a team I'm in with a group of just guys around Melbourne. Sankilda Cycling Club's first ever kit. Oh, really? Wow. That's their first ever kit. Wow. And it's got a patch in it when we used to race at Westgate at the Go-Kart Track in Port Melbourne. We used to race here on a Wednesday night and I crashed. Jagged. That's good. Jagged. This is an experiment. See this top? This is an experiment. This was off Aliexpress for $19.99 delivered. I've never worn it, but I just wanted to see what a $19.99 jersey delivered from Aliexpress Rapper would look like. Race Atlas. They sold me to a 10 day contract for a million dollars. This is a great kit. Yeah. You always know when a kit's good when people say it's ugly. That's a great kit. Kunda Korda rides to the Netherlands. He gave me his world's kit, which is really nice. He means a good dude. Tinelli always good custom clothing from our mates at Tinelli. I rode for Spain for two years. One of the greatest kits of all time at GIS. Another great kit, which is Babici. Very different, but they're cool. The guys from Sydney. Cappos C12. That's a great... Oh jeez, I used to love that. Another good kit. So they don't make kits like this nowadays. They're all boring. Look at that. It's beautiful. This is an interesting one. This is a female women's mountain biking team. And I like it, so I bought it. Girls from Argentine. See, the problem with this is this jersey is a size too big for me. So what I do is I bought it and I'll just wait until there's a medium available. And I'll just buy a medium and probably sell that. So why do you buy the large? Just so I can have it just in case. Right. That's a great kit. I'm trying to buy a long sleeve. This is my homeboy in America. The Hardy. The OG from Long Beach, California. Year. He's a good dude. He works for Zwift. So that's his kit. He's got his own foundation. So he's a great guy. Somewhere. I haven't worn this yet. This is when I was going to ride the tour down under it. Chris Hamilton actually ended up doing it. So I didn't have to... I wasn't required. Supper clubs again. We don't talk about it. Stitch and dart. This is a great jersey. This caused a lot of controversy on the in-tip. This is the... This is from Babici. Catalana. Catalana. Which I knew nothing about. I just thought it was a cool jersey. But since I found out that they're a... They're part of Spain and they want independence. They want a free vote. And I wore it and posted. And I got death threats. And got... Fascist. Racist. So that would be your most controversial? Yeah. This would be the most controversial. So I'm going to wear this in Madrid. And take a picture. And say, come and get me. I may not make it back. One of my favorite kits is Army Detour. I love that team. Army kit is awesome. Camo. I don't want to get black top. It actually looks quite smart with the camo. So that's good by giant. Now we move... Now we'll just keep moving along. Wait a sec. We've just done one shelf. Yeah, one shelf. One shelf. One shelf. We're still coming. It's a telecom. There's one there. Another telecom there. Another different type of telecom there. This is when I was a German champion when I beat Zabil. Another telecom there. Another telecom style there. Another telecom style there. Another telecom style there. So as you can see, I've got every type of... Why so many telecoms? It's pink and it looks good. And I love yarn already. So that's that. This type of map eye, which is a great kit. We've got this type of map eye. This is one of my favorites. That one. That's a good one. That's rare. That's a good one. Then we've got when I was a world champion when I rode for map eye with the matching world champion white bibs. That's another one there. This is another one. Look at this. Still got the tag on it. Map Eye World Cup jersey. I don't wear world champion jerseys only on Christmas day. Special occasion. So I wore that one last Christmas. I wear the World Cup one this Christmas. This is a classic. This is rare. Very rare. This is the Cipollini tiger one. Acquasipone proper tiger bibs. I've got this in the skin suit as well downstairs. That's rare. Oh, there we go. I can't handle it. Another skill in Shimano, but that one's got green in it. When I rode with Paddy Lane, I rode together with the IIS. Look at that. Sunglasses are a bit of a, more helmets up, helmets up there and around the back. Sunglasses are in here. So this is just all, sunglasses are all in here and in here. So that's all the sunglasses. Yeah, this is technically the last one. We don't have to pull it all out, but this is all just long sleeve winter jerseys. So as you can see, there's obviously going to be lots of MAPI, Telecom, Benesto, another Telecom skill. Benesto, Telecom, Telecom, Vasa, Telecom, Telecom, Telecom, more Telecom, Telecom. Most of the short sleeves have got a long sleeve to go with it and others have got a lot of long sleeves in storage down below. Then we've got leg warmers and that there. Anything else? Shoes. Shoes. We come out here. There's shoes in here. Some shoes. Shoes are in here. Up to about 20 pairs of shoes. So that's shoes. Which ones do you ride with? It's clear cut. The Shimano Fire, which I love. The Spire Fire is a fantastic shoe. The Mavic Yellow ones are a great fitting shoe. I love these Yellow Mavic ones. These Valo Kicks are a really cool shoe, colourful and so forth. I hate them. They're uncomfortable. It's like we're in Bloodstones with a piece of wood strap to your feet. But they're in pink and they look good. So I wear them down again when I need to match them up. But I don't like them. Most of my helmets are in storage because there's just too much room. But that's obviously when Tom won the Giro. This is a reissued, this is what happens every morning. A reissued MAPI helmet, which is really cool. That's a really cool helmet. Matches my camo kit. A cask pink one for the, because it's a different shade of pink. So you think pink helmet, but they're all different. Yeah, yeah. Like I put all my stuff on Instagram and I just do it for fun. But yeah, so I just, I just honestly play dress up with me, mate. So I like looking good. That's how I got my nickname 20 years ago from Brookie and Moron at Mainline Cycles because he's always dressed like, like to have everything perfect when I ride. And I used to try and dress up like Jalaba because I always were on say. And they used to go, oh man, you just say Hollywood because I was like that. And then it just, it stuck with my cycling friends. They're almost sort of cycling crew called me Hollywood. And I guess it's appropriate because it's all style, no substance. And that's what I am, all style. But there's nothing now I couldn't win a race since I can't get around my own ride now because I'm just so hopeless. So yeah, so I've got a box downstairs of all caps. So nearly every kid I've got the matching cap, matching winter beanie, thermal hat. I've got everything. So like I always wear MAP-I, Dahmah Fakanti. But you remember I ride nearly every day, but I don't photograph every day. You know, I'm lucky I've got a good mate, Lewis, who is patient and will take photos and Allie, my partner, she takes photos because I'd get sick of riding with me because you go, where are we going to stop and take a photo? So Lewis is my creative director. I say, Lewis, what's the scope today? And he'll say, we should go here or there's a wall there or there's that there. It's just, honestly, at the end of the day, it's just fun. I don't take myself seriously. I'm not a good rider. I just love riding my bike with my mates, playing dress-ups and having a laugh. That's all it is, seriously. There's nothing more to it. It's just a bit of fun. I just love the bike. And yeah, that's it.