 Hello, you watch the solar eclipse though, whatever we had here. Yeah, you know, partial one I tried watching it through a colander but I strained my eyes. Funny fact about that. After the eclipse. The Google search term, why do my eyes hurt shot up like a thousand percent? Yeah, they released it. Absolutely hilarious. That's phenomenal. Welcome back to our Steve with our X up Corbyn. I'm Rick. They looked at it like, what if my eyes hurt so much, you burned your retinas, idiot, you're blind now. Today... Oh yeah, we got a Def Patel thing. And this is because Def Patel and Jordan Peele, this came out two days ago, rate Indian and American food. He talks about Indian foods that he grew up with and the Def Patel, I mean Jordan Peele I'm sure, he talks about just normal American snacks that he grew up with as well. But they just released. If you haven't seen Monkey Man, obviously if in India we have no idea if it will ever be released there. Yeah, you're in the United States or anywhere else. Go see it. Or if you're in India, I'm sure you can just download it. Just, yeah, when it's... Yeah. Yeah. There's... Yeah. Well, that was a waste of time. Anyway, so here we go. Some solids. You can dip it in that. Okay, dip it. I just do a dip, I guess. Dip it and flip it. Dip it and flip it. Down the hatch. What is that? Slice it. There we go. That's amazing. What is it? Meh. I love Jordan Peele. He's so funny. Hello, I'm Dave Patel. And I'm Jordan Peele and this is Snack Wars. In India versus US. Oh, yeah. By Lad Bible. Oh! Wow! This is some regular... What have you got in hand? This is an old-fashioned. This is an old-fashioned one. Okay, please. One of the drinks I always hear, sophisticated people saying. I love a good old-fashioned. It's good sh**. I mean... How much press we got after this? It's really... It's a little sweet. You know, that's the kind of... That's very sweet, that one. Would sort of give you a... Why is it sweet? A hangover. Yeah. Where's Anderson? That makes him amazing. But why are you making it that sweet though? Oh my God. Sorry, that's such a... That's such a name drop down. I know how they look. I mean, there's the cutest little glasses as well. The cherry sits right on top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect. That's symmetrical. He called himself out on it. So this is the monk. This is all... Wait, is that another level? Okay, you got the cheapest old monk though. Oh, okay. But isn't that the most popular? Yeah, because it's... Is it just straight? What's inside there? Is that just water? That's what they call water... Has Dev Patel ever had an old monk? All right. Cheers. Cheers, brother. Okay, so now I like that. Do you? Old monk's good. Old monk is good. Their stocks just went up real quick. This is amazing. It's got like caramel, right? Yeah. Caramel toffee and a little bit of like nail varnish. So that's... Nail varnish. Ooh. And no money needs to exchange hands. Can we just say that? Yeah. Old monk, but... Agreed. It's good. It's really good. Clear winner. India. Thank you. Here you go. We've got amazing alcoholics in the Patel family, so this is approved. All right. What's in the box? Ooh, what's mine out? That was very brun pit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hashmola. What's in the box? Oh, I hope not. Hashmola! We could get a bigger thing at some point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I want to try mine one. If I send you one, will you use it? Yes. All right. Boom. Ooh, we've got... Chicken Dosa. Chicken Dosa. What kind of beef jerky? Yeah. Wait, just... You got a beef jerky and then a fresh dosa. Jack Link's beef jerky. Jack Link's beef jerky. American food. Oh, I wonder what's going to win. It's got green beef in it, and it's got all this. This is... Have you seen one of these before? So what's this? This looks like... It looks like... It's a South Indian delicacy. Oh. A dosa. Whenever someone says delicacy... Yeah, they just say there you go. It's a good word. So basically, I think it's like fermented rice or something. This is a weird comparison, man. The pancake and then inside... Exactly. Why don't you have a breakfast food? Yeah. This is beef jerky and dosa. That sounds... And then... That is... It's like, what do you like more? The beach or the frozen tundra? Yogurt. That sounds good. And then this is just... I don't know what this is, but it's good. Yeah, that's going to be... Sounds. I love beef jerky. This is a lot more than it's going to destroy. Here you go, Bing. That's one thing we got down. We got that part. Okay. Here we go. Lane, what if we had a blank beef jerky? Put the jerky inside the dosa. That's actually enough. That's not bad. We'll do that at the end, okay? This is like the UN pepper beef jerky. This is the jerky part. It's a good jerky. You get what you bought. Beef jerky. Yeah. No... No tricks. No trickery. All right. Here we go. Yeah, there's going to be no comparison. Now, this looks like the love was put into it. There you go. There you go. It's not a fresh dosa. It doesn't matter. It's going to be better than bagged. Something was put into it. Yeah, they shipped this in from India. Freaking beef jerky. Now, that's what I was expecting in there. Some solids. You can dip it in that. Okay, dip it. Okay, I'll just do a dip, I guess. Dip it and flip it. Oh, you're really snatching your dosa and slousa. Here we go. That's amazing. That's the stuff, huh? No. No winning? It's a man. See, I love these things, man. I'm not going to lie. That's a man for me. Where'd they get that dosa from? I'm sorry, people. I just... It's probably been sitting for a while, too, though. Yeah. Dip it in that. It's 7 p.m. and that was made at 9 a.m. It's good. You're going to go with the jerky ones. No, I'm saying it's about as good as the beef jerky. Someone's driving that dosa. Oh, let's do it. Let's do a collab. Let's mix it up. I mean, this could go horribly wrong. No, yeah. This could go really bad. This could go really bad, I think. That's right. Cuttable offense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. No. Should we be doing this? Even I don't like this. I'll give it to the jerk. All right. Are you ready? What do we got? Yeah, go. All right. Okay, I got you. What is this? They got a pickle in the fridge. Who did these comparisons? Hey! That's a good question. Why would you put a pickle in this? Why am I afraid right now? By the way, this is not... Can we cheers to a pickle? He's like, I've never had any of these snacks ever. It's not really something that I see often in the U.S. That's juicy. It's a pickle. It is a pickle. It is a pickle. Yeah, it looks like it's been to space and back. Mine smells a little weird. You know, I do think it is good, but it's just nothing I recognize. It's not like comfort food that I recognize. It has a little bit more garlic. It's got a little bit more yellow five. Yellow, green, whatever that is. Yellow five in your pickle. That's just wonderful. That's American. That's pretty good. Okay, so let's put that down. And what we got here is some mild lime pickle. Okay. Okay, that's fine. All of these already. What is this? Stupid. And that is awful pickle in a pouch. That's the old school mango chutney right there. You've had this before, right? Yeah, I've had a version of this, I think. What are we using? What are we doing? You know, what are we doing? I'm going to dip. I'm going to do the dip. You're going to get going. Go ahead. All right. So there's your mango chutney. Classic. We have to cheers everything. So it's kind of... It's good. It's good, right? It's kind of bad. It's kind of sweet. It's got... Yeah, that's good. That's good. They should... See, if you try that one, I think we're about to lose. They should have had fresh European food. No joke. So you are, you know... You are... Oh, look at this. Guarantee most Indians are like... I've never had canned... Oh, you're going for a full... What are you supposed to do? You take me through the... What was like our first food thing that we were doing? Oh, Jesus. Here we go. Oh, no. I'm losing. Is it now? Okay. Yeah, all right. There we go. He's eating it with a spoon inside. Here we go. It's such a fraud. Okay. Oh, my. Oh! Woo! Oh! It's a gift that keeps giving, doesn't it? We weren't supposed to eat the whole thing. I didn't know that. So where were you on that? My nose is dripping now. Yeah. Oh, my God. All right, so here's what I got to say. I give it to the... Give it to them. I think the mango. One for India. Yay! That's one. Okay. And here we go. Here we go. I wonder what's in here. Get it. Ah. I've never had old Forrester. Alcohol. Okay. So we've got old Forrester. I don't remember if we liked Emory though. We've had it. I don't remember. Because I don't remember it, that's my guess is I thought we had one. Yeah, we had a bunch. But the things that lock in my brain are the stuff I really like. It's right here. Straight down the hatch. Here's one I made earlier. Cheers. You should have this though. That's good. Oh, yeah. That's spectacular. Pretty good. I like that. It's pretty good, man. I'll tell you one thing Kentucky knows. That's true. That's true. Bourbon whiskey. That's true. Yeah. That's good. They know they're fried chicken. Yeah, they know they're whiskey. Oh, here we go. I think it's got a cork in it. Okay, it's got a cork. Yes. Ah. What do you think? Okay, it smells promising. Smells of the motherland. What do you think? I mean... How generous shall I be? There you go. That's pretty generous. Oh, please. Yeah. That's kind of... That's fun. That's fun. That's more of a party. That's... That's a party in your mouth. That's a party in your mouth. Old Forester. Old Forester, you're sort of chilling on a porch. Yeah. Great music. Yeah. Yeah. It implies... This one you're at. You're at an Indian wedding. I have to go back and check our videos as we like that or not. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm right. That's like a party. That's... That's like... You have too much of that and you're in trouble. Okay. What do you think? You know what? You want me to be honest? I should be honest. I'll probably join that. Yeah. Me too. Yeah. It's me and you on the porch. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Getting mosquito bit. And... We're too old for this one. What time is it right now? Like serious day drinking over here. And it was a draw. What? Got to have a tiebreaker. A draw. I like this, man. All right. How are you feeling? Good. I'm going to go vomit back there. No, no. No tiebreaker. Got to drink that wrong. Oh, I remember the... I... That was fun, though. Yeah, it was. I do find it strange that they didn't have like fresh... I know. Some of the comparisons were very weird. They were very weird. Beef jerky and dosa? What the crap is that all about? Yeah, I know you guys had dosa growing up. You know, we had packaged beef jerky for breakfast. That was my breakfast every single morning. Also, but it was a chicken one, so maybe it was... But regardless, beef jerky is a road trip snack. Yeah. Not something we sit down and eat. No, no. Really the only time you really have beef jerky is when you're on a road trip. Road trip or you're like I did the other night. We didn't have dinner for opening night. And it started at eight, which is right in the wheelhouse. We have dinner sometimes between eight and nine. That's typical for us. So we were a little bit hungry and we wanted something that we could eat quick, keep with us, maybe snack on, intermission. I grabbed some beef jerky. Yeah. It's one of those things that just... You don't have to refrigerate it. It's nice and tasty. It's got some protein, but it's not a meal. No. Like a dosa. Are you kidding me? Come on the channel, guys. We can give you a... Yeah. I'll prepare something better. Dev. Indian food. I want to know if Dev's had hajmola. I want to watch Dev eat hajmola if he's never had hajmola. Do you think we know more about Indian cinema than Dev Patel? Yes. You think so? I think it's highly... As a Brit Indian. As a whole. Because I think Dev, based on what I've heard him say, he's very aware of and has watched a lot of Hindi cinema. I don't know that he's aware of all of Indian cinema. Oh, he said South Indian, boy. So I think he's South Indian. That's what he said in the... Yeah, but that doesn't mean that's the industry he knows really well. Yeah. I don't know. Especially being from Britain. Very Hindi. Popular. Didn't even look like he knew what Old Monk was. Yeah. He may not have. But that's okay. Remember what he said at the premiere when he said, Am I British enough? Am I Indian enough? You know, that sucks. I mean, for anybody outside Indian, India, who is not Indian, we probably know more than most. Yeah, that's for sure. And most people don't, as their job, react to Indian and watch Indian movies every day. Well, everybody I ever talked to about here, our channel, it's a new thing to them. Wait a minute, you guys focus on Indian cinema? Yeah. Yeah. So it's probably not a stretch, especially since he's a Brit Indian. Yeah. Yeah. But obviously he probably knows... He knows more than the average bear. If his parents cook more, obviously. Because he definitely loves and embraces his heritage of India. That's without question. That's why he did Monkey Man. Yeah, Monkey Man's great. Yeah. So guys, fun video, though. I can make a better video, though, if you come on the channel. Both of you. I would love to talk to you both. Yeah, let's have both on. Oh, I love it. Yeah. We'll do a eating channel. Let's do a Pani Puri eating contest with Jordan Peele and Dev Patel. We can do an Old and Monk. They definitely like drinking. So we need to do... We could do a drinking thing. Corbin will drink you under the table, guys. Yeah, it will. We haven't done anything like that because most of our interviews are virtual. Right. Most of our interviews are weird about drinking. Well, some don't drink at all. Yeah. But some of them take offense. We've done stuff like that. Some take offense to you. It's eating meat. That's true. Yeah. Anyways, remember the first Oscar video we ever did? No. Yeah, the very first Oscars, our first year on the channel, you were cooking stuff on the grill in the backyard. And I videotaped it because it looked glorious. I got a ton of people pissed off at me for eating meat at the Oscar party we had that year. I don't remember that at all. That was the first time I encountered that and went, oh, I didn't realize I was hurting sensitivities. So, yeah, it happens. I don't even know what those are. Anyways, let us know what you thought about the video. And if you've seen Monkey Man, let us know what you think down below.