 Yeah, that's it put that whole thing in your mouth half a block of blue cheese yep gone you want to prove to me that you're not fussy No, that's hectic shit house fire welcome to episode number two of the season six But Michael have exactly the same hairstyle have you ever been in a house fire brown? No, but one of our friends I recently got told one of our friends is a house fire. Yeah in his spare time Imagine that row a he's up in flames Okay, this is it looks this is episode number two would be very exciting to have a to be in a house fire If you could pay 50k right now Matt to go back to the age of 26 You whole life is normal, but you're 26 years old exactly wood. Yeah, I would it's before gout. Yeah I had so many things I do different everyone shut up. Oh my Stay into the camera show them your soul. Oh We still isn't ending. I wanted an ending. There was a start and a minute Little chorus wasn't it? It's missing a little conclusion paragraphs And that's a sign of things to come this season everyone look things are fucking on the up here, man Last last week was good, but this week man I'm gonna wait and until until all of these you remember last week I mentioned that my health is starting to take a turn up and I did some weird tests Oh, yeah, and and I've started taking some medication and it is fucking work I haven't felt this blood pressure free for like four years. My brain is different Everything is different and I will explain more Once I finally am on all the medication and have all the results for everything But all you need to know is I've beaten higher blood pressure Without any dumb fuck medication that the four fucking cardiologists that I went to natural told me to go on Okay, I finally found out the cause and I've got a cure. All right So I'm not saying that this what's happening to me is is is gonna be a kid for you I'm saying that the treatment the way they found this out will definitely help you So if you're one of those hundreds of people who had high blood pressure has heart shit the DM'd us Stay tuned in probably maybe not next week. It's episode but the week after so probably episode four I will have all of the details and I will fucking tell you guys exactly what to do I haven't I haven't been this have I nearly cried tears of joy when I felt it start working because I was like I did it It's fucking done that is it's been he's been different person So we're sorry for the people who have it and in the next two weeks die But for the people who make it for the next two weeks, you will find out and you will live Yeah, and like this is like it was so bad beginning of big beginning of December It was it was the worst it's ever been and now it's the best it's ever been like it's been and it's only been six days I've been taking this shit. It's Marty's time to write Fucking oh and like it is such a weight Lifted off the shoulders when your health is okay. Oh man. I remember you don't have a lot of fucking I told you I won't go into detail But I thought I had cancer and bang found out I didn't holy shit. I cried. I fully cried I was like ten years. I thought I had cancer and then bang and imagine going for For three years and going to doctor after doctor and them all just saying. Oh, yeah We don't know where it is here. Take this medication. It's just oh, yeah, they can well We all know from 2020. They've shown how stupid they are but like man. It's natural You don't have to take all this. It's all no like mumbo jumbo shit. It's no medication It's not really gonna take a supplement. Yeah, it's so good But anyway, um, if you want to get a head start on what I'm gonna talk about the the how I got onto this There's a Joe Rogan podcast with Gary Brecker on it. I forget what number it is But his name is Gary Brecker and that's what kind of sparked me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa You listen to Joe Rogan. Yeah, that's a red flag dude. That is yeah, I don't give a fuck. That's sexist I'm gonna watch and you must be racist dude. That's sex. Yeah, I am as well Yeah, you both know that I'm deeply racist. Yeah to white people unless they're German Anyway, so yeah more on that soon, okay, but like yeah, it's a new lease on life and and man I am just so happy that that that all this the just it's gone in the back of my mind Just constantly thinking about lying in bed feeling my pulse on the back of my neck eating food and having my fucking body Just exploding just seeing my pulse in my fucking arms and my fingers and just feeling Shit and scared and anxious constantly all fading away in six days so far Fuck you Matt. You have no idea what it's like you stupid fuckhead. I have some sit there with that smug fucking Matt you pissed me off so hard today And I need to fucking tell everyone about it and you fucking hate this too. This is just a turn This is your fault. No. No. Yeah, well Matt. We know when Matt drives that noise everyone There is one thing that I could not believe it. Okay. I went to quickly pop out and get lunch I got a free burrito from these people. They give me free shit. It's very nice. Thank you, Zimbrara I'm scared it's gonna land on my hand Maybe maybe I haven't been able to do it because I've just been too scared my body's been all tensed up Maybe now I'm on this medication the Constantly because I can eat normal food again. Maybe it's cured your squirties. That's what I mean. That's so good That's more exciting in the heart sort of now. Okay, so here. I've got my free burrito Whatever now I get back to the car Fucking guess what Matt's watching. Oh, no Had a watch mojo bullshit not bad unless it's if it's a good topic No, no, he's watching Top 10 top 20 top 20 of the most Get this right how accurate our films really like story films. It was, you know, how accurate was Aaron Brockovich How how accurate was Pocahontas, you know explaining it? Well, anyway, I fucking I don't want to explain it Well because it's shit. No, it was saying Films who claim to be true stories and where they don't put in the like real like the extra real things that actually happen If you saw that description would you go, yeah, I'm gonna watch something that claimed to be true, but isn't true So I know I want to find out you got no culture. That's you're not in the movies brother Look at how Matt's dressed now Emergency emergency everybody. Oh, I don't like that one. That was too full core. Yeah, that was real Okay. Well, do you want to hear what would you expect less? Do you want to hear about culture? Would you hear it? Would you expect less for me though? I promise you're gonna be so mesmerized with this experience that I had on the weekend Okay, is this the snorkeling story? This is All right, we went snorkeling in Michael and I took our wives to Mount Gravatt on a snorkeling tour There's more more than Ireland. I think more than there's some wreckages that Mount Gravatt and we went snorkeling there Okay, so I the tool is shithouse. You okay Yeah, you get there at nine o'clock and you leave your home by six and You do forty five minutes of snorkeling and you pay like two hundred dollars each for Six o'clock Oh, dude, it was I couldn't oh man. There was one guy Noah. I'm sorry Noah, but I had it out for you now also Here I am Snorkeling getting told what to do 45 minutes back in the boat. So then you get beach time You're like a fucking kid on summer camp. It's so fun. I would have loved it Yeah, and next minute, okay We go to beach time and they've taken us away from the shipwrecks and I was like fuck this They're like you've only got 45 minutes on the beach like oh my god I ran back with my bung knee back to the shipwreck swim swim out a hundred meters so I could be by myself in The shipwreck I get in the shipwreck. I'm by myself in there man It was beautiful finally no fucking people around no one saying you can't do that for any like pirate ghosts No, no, but guess what comes about in front of me Shark a sea turtle like fucking two meters long and a meter why you fuck it. I was touching him I didn't I didn't want to ride him because I felt bad. So I just gave him pats on the back We just swam together for like 20 minutes. It was so beautiful So that's how cultured I am you cheated on your wife with a turtle. Well, I was touching it Yeah, not say oh touching is enough. I guess yeah, I touched it Was it a sexual touch or was it like a friendly touch friendly touch? Yeah, so we went snorkeling but I said it's pretty cold. So that's cultured and that beats your mojo fucking jumbo bullshit about Oh my I couldn't believe the topic. I didn't even that that's yeah a day out of the shipwrecks is definitely gonna beat that video So, yeah, that's definitely that's all Matt did on the weekend competition. I went to a waterfall. Oh, Matt God that's enough. Sorry. They're not real do go on and on about your weekends Just like can we talk about something else? Is that okay? Fuck me last week. We filmed a crazy website video. All right, my ass is probably still bruised. Is it really sure? I think we can't we can't look just blow just show Michael and oh Yeah, wow, is it still bruised? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, that was like six days ago Something and we wanted to see at what's at when is it when is discipline turned to trauma? So you know how people smack their kids on the ass Well, we want to see how hard you can smack an ass before it goes from discipline to trauma and the answer will surprise you You know, we start at 10 kilometers an hour in a van. You drive past and blah blah blah and get up to 100 And then we get a hundred and oh Matt, do you don't know this? This is great story So we're getting the angle set up. I'm getting slow mo ready for Marty. He's just spreading his asshole Like as hard as he can just talking about four centimeters dial it dial it dial it's good Diameter, whatever that diameter diameter. What's it called? Four centimeters diameter. I was full four centimeters dial later full brother and there was I was doing it because Michael's looking through the camera Oh, and I knew he had to look through the camera set up. So I was showing him my you know my inside inside Yeah, the soul Lo and behold there's a car coming past us and I didn't hear it until they had driven past us. So this car Ladies has just had a direct stare into my soul and they could see my tongue So Marty and like luckily I was like fuck me We're fucked here because the van's just beaconing Marty and Michael. They can't not know who we are They drive back up to the end. It's a one-way and dead-end road. Oh, it's a dead-end road They'd have to turn back around and go past us and they they stay waved and smiled to James And then we just sort of we couldn't even look him in the eye when they came back We had to have our heads down and James is like no, I think they took it. Well, so therefore Marty got away with sexually assaulting two women. It was an accident. I was sold as sexual harassment. So yeah It's a fucking accidental. All right. Anyway, they need to let me know that they're coming. Yeah Well, don't have it's like a hybrid don't have such a quite. Yes, such a quiet car, man Yeah, and it was like a road where there's no one like that. We went out into the middle of nowhere There's no one there. So you all of a sudden there's a car staring at my asshole. Yeah It was their fault fucking back off, bro Yeah, I should press charges on Matt plus there's two of them and one of Marty and it's all on film So you get to see our reaction after he was all on the experiment 21 day free trial. It's all on the website We're filming some banger website videos this year, man. We did some planning last Friday We got some big projects now that we've scaled less content. We're gonna make the content. We do make high quality and man It's exciting bro. I'm like man. I was like standing up at home Yeah, it was actually so doing these ones shrug on my shoulders and shit Doing shit like that man On some worse news though, I weather's died Who does the worst news? What Bubba? In your favorite one of your favorite friends, I'm Billy Madison. No, not Billy Madison. Happy Gilmore It's the guy with the one hand. Yeah, the wooden hand chubs Have to go to the dentist Shitting myself I guess rough so because I am grind my teeth so much two of my bottom teeth Cracked in half and snapped off about I want to say four months ago now And and I was too scared to go over the holidays, but now it's like becoming a problem So now I have to go and get I have to like file my teeth into little stups and then put little hats on Dude, I'm fucking shitting myself. I would yeah, then I wouldn't gross pain. It's like being electrocuted the pain. Oh I'd pay I'd pay like double and go to sleep. Yeah. Well, they're giving me laughing gas valium and anesthesia Oh anesthesia. Oh, that's not local You're gonna watch that needle come into your mouth of them. Oh, that's okay I honestly don't give a fuck about that. All I care about is them shaving my teeth down to nothing It's a big and I want to express what I'm feeling in a sound. Oh, yes Oh Hello doctor Well, that's just what I'm feeling. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's that makes sense. That's your truth. That's your truth. That's your truth Australia's oldest person died. Yeah. Well, what do you expect? I don't know some lady. She was 111. How's that news? It should that should be that should be that's nature now. I'm probably gonna live We're gonna live a long time. I thought I was convinced for so long. I was probably gonna die at 60 65 with this hot shit, but now 80 80s back on the cards. 80 would be good So that one was sour. It was like veggie might he looks like veggie might Aussie kids Anyway, let's get some kids. Let's get some fucking sponsors out of the way We got a fucking jam-packed episode. Let me tell you something. So last week segments, right? So we've got week one segments and then week two segments So there's different segments in week two and then we go back to week one segments next week and the voicemail segments We still haven't posted episode number one. Okay, so if you've called in with your voicemails Just remember we're two weeks behind So if you called in for episode one voicemails, which what did we ask people? We wanted to hear the stories and the stories, but I just realized we're gonna give them another topic for this Yeah, so I'm getting to it. I'm getting to it. So Bender topics for week one. We will show them on week three So next week. Okay, so we're two weeks behind. So the topic this week is Is dent a fucked dentist stories Yeah, yeah or fucked surgical slash dentist medical stories fucked medical story We're talking, you know, it could be operations. It could be actual diseases you have It could be trauma that you've experienced could be gout. It could be yeah It could be no we want good shit, you know, and we want like a funny story or like, okay So say you press how you got HIV if you've got HIV. I'd love to know that Anything that's weird and wonderful king hit Matt in the streets if you're seeing no Play my back I like oh, I like it when you oh Yeah, I kind of just I kind of just let it go. It's play my back It's really unusual to see Michael not enjoying them. I like it when they Michael likes it when I take care and I and I slowly tease them out like a bit of cloth through a needle head That's what Michael and then I Usually enjoys the smells like he gets there and he goes like this and gets a smell He's a scentless all my knee. Oh, sorry. I just trying to get all your sweat off. Yeah Yeah, yeah, how are they sense? How are they sent less? He never smells no one knows bro. This is my never say they know Yeah, sometimes. Oh, actually they do stink sometimes, but yeah, see there's mon's stink and she fights No, they're usually pretty good, but mon's mon's still very like tries to hide it. 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You have no I'm smiling, bro I'm like walking around smiling, bro If you use this if you use this you will be healthier too Also, you know what I use it for when I'm tired in the afternoons and I don't feel like going to the gym I have that bang pre workout and I'm fucking set to do great for you got the guy who invented it Was nearly dead on all these meds now. It's completely often because he has AG1 all the time They're constantly adding all the newest scientific research and shit to it Formulating this perfect ball of just fucking health Tell me about the vitamin D thing you took today. Oh, yeah, and the vitamin Yeah, I've mentioned this many times before they send you a vitamin D dropper this little oil It's just one drop free by the way one drop a day Right and your vitamin D levels, which is the only vitamin that your body makes Okay, all the other vitamins you have. So that's how important it is and if you Work in an office. I am willing to bet Matt's mom's life on it. Well, you don't have enough vitamin D I I I stand and I am betting Mrs. Brown's life on the fact that your vitamin D levels are low as shit right now No, all right, so fucking get it and you watch I did blood tests, right? When I back doing blood tests, right? They don't look my blood tests They say vitamin D through the roof and they fucking high five me everything else was fucked But my vitamin D was necklace Which is sick So get in there link in the description and Suck me off when you don't have cancer in five years, bitch Oh, we've got Matt's mum on the line and she'd just like to say something Hello. Hey, Mrs. Brown Oh That's strange I'll see you later. Why does your mum talk like that? Is that Spanish or some shit one of them one of them ones from over there? Is that one of them other countries is it? Did you know what I said then you Can I Let's have a big filthy Suck of a bong a big fat fucking bong suck and we'll be right back with Should we play Marty the bong? Yeah, get ready. Yeah. Oh, I actually want to hear this All right, we've got a new bong break music hit it the break have a bong have a bong have a break Here I go, baby This is the real shit And sales 101 and we're back By science Oh man. All right, so There's a new segment and you boys don't even know. Yeah, we didn't know about it. You just wrote it Yeah, look, look I found this A couple of days ago. Okay Matt and I found it in your room And I'm sorry But I'm not giving it back. I've photocopied the original And I think you know what it is What is it? Don't play dumb with me Can you stop? Aye What is it? Okay, so I found something in Matt's room I don't know that I should read it, but I feel like this could help you in figuring out what's going on Is this this isn't the black book again? Is it? No, no, no, I wish the black book. We finished Oh, wow, what do we show the cover? Yeah, yeah, well what I have here Is something that kind of it's it's confusing like I've read a few entries and I was I kind of had to put it down and I vomited but it's It's pretty cool and and I feel like And I feel like if we tell the people about this it might they might help to interpret your dreams It might help with climate change or something like that. I found matt browns dream diary So he's been writing down the dreams. He's been having No, I've said he's that I found it. No matt. I'm sorry. I'm reading it out. I'm sorry I don't look. I don't care what you say. This will help you. Okay. How is good How will that help me? You one of those stupid people like all dreams have a meaning Where waves mean you're depressed or something? Look, I don't know like I've read a few. I don't know what your dreams mean. They are fucking crazy Dude, it's so beautiful. Yeah, look, I spent a lot of time in matt's room when he's at work So and I just stumbled across here as it was locked stay out of my room Look and it's like I I'm just going to read the first page and it kind of describes. Um, hang on. Are you the one shitting in the toilet? Yeah Yeah During my searches I shit Man, so apparently it's really good if you write so this is why you've done it If you write your dreams down and you can go back to those dreams by accessing those dreams Because you have memories of your dreams. So these are all yeah matt's dream entries Okay, and I'll I'll read one a week and we'll see like writing the comments what you think matt's dreams mean Okay, just so we can try to get to the bottom. It's kind of like therapy for matt Okay, think of it as we're helping matt to un Un un untangle his fucked up mind All right, it's like inception too if you've seen that movie when I was young one of my first One of my first girlfriends is missing pull. Yeah, she's missing now But um, she pulled out a book and it had what every dream meant Every subject and you could flick if you have a dream about something you could flick to it and read read what it means Well, I don't think that any of those will apply to your dreams after what I've read But let's just read the first intro page and then starting next week I'll start to read out the dreams that he's so vividly recounted in this book All right, so matt goes on to say here My dear sweet journal, I am a changed man I no longer hunt or kill and I have found something far more powerful love I have a girlfriend And my life has turned around Now I always have my bed my girlfriend's best interests at heart Instead of hurting whoever necessary in order to have what I wanted Having is no longer my number one priority The happiness of my girlfriend is all that matters as I wish to build a life with her and even start a family but There are still many demons that fester within my skull walls There is an engraved darkness on my soul that is as much a part of me as my own beating heart And my mind battles every day War rages between good and evil thought Good wins out, but only just Some days I'm hanging on by a fucking thread and I'm one fucking complaint away from kicking my bitch girlfriend out of the house But then love reminds me that relationships take time and patience And I sought through my demons Such mental battles lead to extreme vivid dreams Dreams so real I wake up in the middle of the night screaming and pissing My concerned girlfriend thinks it's a good idea if I write my dreams down So we can try and discover their meanings So the purpose of this dream journal is to document my dreams and read them to my girlfriend and therapists I'm nervous to write them as my dreams come with a great deal of shame and guilt People would surely think differently of me if they knew my truly Disturbing deepest secrets being metaphorically morphed into horrific confusing dreams In fact, if anyone finds this dream journal other than myself or my girlfriend I will deny knowing its existence and pretend that marty wrote it Anyway, I'm feeling tired and I better go to bed I hope I don't have one of my crazy dreams tonight So That was beautiful. That was like, um This is is it a dream journal. Is that what it is? I think so This is gonna have all of my dreams in it. Holy shit And um, yeah, look, I guess they'll start next week and um, yeah, you guys can help us decipher them Okay, I'm I'm out of loss. I read one. I'll tell you I'm out of loss I'm stand up. I stand up. I take accountability for what I've done and I'm out of loss. It's out of character And at the end of the day it's out of character and I'm out of loss at the end of the day Now I actually had a dream the other night. Oh, here we go You were in it You were in it James and Luke were in it and it was me as well And we were all on the run away from the police and every day someone had to lead the group And we were stuck in this fucking place. Guess who let us out brown Brown got us out of the town got us to the new safe house. Is that a true story? That's a fucking true story You dream that okay happy that that's his greatest achievement He's gonna write that on his regimen my mate had a dream that I saved us I just didn't expect that I thought it'd be so negative No, you got us out of there was we couldn't get out of the town, but you got us out of there It was very good. Dude. What what compliment did you give me when we got out? I don't know I think it was actually I said, I don't know to you and you were like, oh, thanks man. Oh, I don't know either Was he on his phone? I don't remember. I don't recall, but he probably would have been Okay All right guys, it's time for one of our brand new segments. It is called. Oh, no No Wait, I should probably explain this. Yeah, just wait. Just let me explain this. All right, so matt and michael A two of the fussiest little boys when it comes to food. Okay, michael Is fucked. He wouldn't he won't even he won't okay It's it's so overwhelming to explain michael won't even eat food unless it's fresh Like if you put it in the he won't eat reheated food So he'll only eat it if it's heated the first time If you doesn't eat it you may as well throw it in the bin. He's not going to eat it All right, 30% of the population are like that matt is is also Very fussy. I don't think i'm fussy at all. Okay, we'll see matt. He doesn't think he is, but I do I know i'm fussy and I stand out. I'm I own it. Yeah, I actually own it michael actually It takes a accountability for it. Try it sometimes You don't own it Look matt hates So much food. He fucking hates it. What's your subway order? He would never have salad. Why are you asking what's your subway order? bread meatballs Cheese you probably wouldn't even had cheese on it. Yeah, old english. Oh, yeah. See cheese meatballs bread. He does not have Fussy fussy boy. He will be a burger. He will take the salad off the burger Hang on. I actually had a meatball sub on the weekend We're salad and I had carrot and lettuce on it. Holy shit. That's huge for him I was but I was pressured because Uh My girlfriend jenna got like it was like being with you at subway Where you like, yeah, but all that all as much as you can feel in there and um, yeah Oh, so you felt weird not doing very expensive in person and she and she goes She's she's she's are you gonna get any cells? I was like it is like fuck and when I got a man to eat well when I got um Yeah, she's lovely. She wants me to be healthy. It's beautiful and when I got Letters and carrot. I was like Fuck and then I remember sitting down. I was like Not enjoying it at all. I just had to get it down. Dude, that is so weird. Look salad is fucking It doesn't taste like anything and it's sort of like refreshing. I look you keep going I One more time sauce Sauce got me through it. Oh really? I already in ranch when I was a kid seed oil if I My my food was on the table and if the one food was touching another food I'd be like mom this ain't happening. Yeah, look fucking not. Were you fussy with pills? By taking medicaid. I love love pills at the end of the look. Let's just fucking keep this moving forward both very fussy Okay, fussy fuckers both of them. Let's see just how fussy they are hit the fucking song Fussy little boy fussy little world these are fussy boys Fussy world That's fucking shit. We need to swap All right. All right, james Hey, mr. James fucking seat is saturated by the way Dude, he was like melting muddy is sweat factified. It's hot Um, my forehead's a bit sweaty because of my fringe. Yeah, this is gonna be the shittest time. Yeah So guys let's go. Let me just quickly explain it. Okay So this segment we're gonna put a food not a normal food A strange food in front of these boys and they have to try it and they're gonna rate it out of 10 How much they like it hate the and we will see just how fussy they really are. All right Come on in james. Come on in james has prepared this. Would you put it here strange this week? Oh, I thought it would be because it's the first one No, I want to ease you into it. All right, so it's not that strange this week james wants to ease them into it Okay, all right, let's have a look here. By the way, I found this footstep out of front of my old apartment Someone want to throw it away and it is done so well. I'm so fucking angry about this week's Item food item something that marty actually really loves is blue cheese. Oh Yes, yummy. Yummy blue cheese. Yummy. Yummy blue. Oh, yeah, yummy. Yummy blue. All right, first of all So, how do you win this? No, it's no winning matt. Not everything's a fucking competition We just want to see how fussy you boys are And all I want to do. Oh my god, dude Oh, look, it's been sitting out for a bit. It's sweating a little. Can I go now? No, just have a smell first Oh, you fucking dickhead Dude, it smells like milk. Oh, it does smell like shit Have you ever had this before matt? I don't know. No, you haven't fussy boy. See he's never had blue cheese That's what I hang on now. I just haven't been out the chance What do you mean blue cheese is everywhere? This is moldy as fuck. I think guys It's mold. How can you eat mold? I thought you went aloud I think you fucked up to be honest. I don't know how this is legal to eat so smelly I've had blue cheese and other food, but not just straight blue cheese. I think you fucked up because I love it It's bigger than his pee. It's so soft. I'll eat a beef moldy It's not bad. I'll try and go. Yeah, you go first matt. Let's see And you have to rate it. You have to look he's trying to convince himself His cheeks are filling with vomit though. Creamy mold. That was amazing How the fuck can he do that? All right, let's score it out of 10. I'll have another bit I want you to eat half of it. Eat half then. He's not fussy Eat half gone. Yeah, that's it. Put that whole thing in your mouth. Half a block of blue cheese Yep, go on. You want to prove to me that you're not fussy? Shove it all in Now now eat it. No Come on. You're being a bit. Oh my god. Come on. Don't be a fussy boy. Finish your cheese rat man. I can't finish your little blue cheese He's just ate half a block. Yeah, let's see put that in a rat trap. We've caught ourselves a big fuck off pig rat It's good. I'm like the hard pressure Swallow it. Come on. Yeah, senior. Oh, yeah. Look at me. Look. I can eat half Look at you. You've barely you've you've got most of it in your little claws Um, I'm upset the mark was him Half a block He said you'd have half but you you got to own it. Like I do you got to take some accountability. You gotta own it Come on. Oh, he's nibbling at it now like a little scared rat who's had his meal He doesn't want to eat too loudly. Give me a time limit. So fuck you. I'll eat my half of my own time Yeah, well, I didn't give you a time limit But just remember we got people listening and watching right now and they are bored Shitless watching a little rat nibble on a small amount of blue cheese. This is your segment I can't believe you had that much blue cheese, baby. I cut Okay Look, he's getting over it. He's getting over it. He's he's actually breast milk cheese Breast milk cheese from from someone with breast cancer I told each other He told you watch me eat half Watch me eat half. Yeah, that was fucking more than half back on the plate. You've had maybe Maybe Maybe a fifth that was confirmed. That was confirmed. That was confirmed. All right, score it out of 10 Be honest. Yeah. Well, you just let me score right you fucking be honest. You've got a dd It's actually add It's actually add Before I shoved the whole thing in my mouth. I was giving it Probably like a seven or eight out of 10. Yeah, and now what? After you after you shoved when you shove the whole thing in it's like a four Okay, so it's a four. No, it's a seven. No, let's let's because that's how you meant to eat it You meant to have half a block at a time. No, you know, yes, you are mad read a book. Oh man. Read a fucking book I'm so let's see the fussiest of all. I smell like cheese You have to sniff it You have to sniff it Sniff it before you eat it. I really want you to mush your mush your tongue up to the roof of your mouth and Feel the cream in us cascade around your taste buds Oh Hey, no, stop this is all my shit right here that you're fucking up. So just put in your mouth. Sorry God You're up. Don't so you really hurry up You gotta chew it. My god. You've had fucking dog shit in your mouth. Now chew the blue cheese Think of where it came from And how it was made and molded pussy milk left to stand Left to stand in a humid room for 30 days Maggot covered mold gluten Salty salty pus breast cancer strains throughout No, don't offer him an out you must eat this don't be such a fussy fussy boy How is it Usually you might have blue cheese with a little cracker. Maybe a bit of quince paste matt stop making a mess. Fuck man. I'm fucking hit you Oh my god, it's like milk. You haven't off milk Really off milk. It does taste a bit like off milk like sour sour milk You had it All right. Oh, it's so bad. Man. Did you swallow it whole? Dude, give him some I've just hit the flavor. Oh, yeah Have some water. It's not good. I would that is a fucking solid Like what three is the like ones like like dog shit. Yeah, I don't know one's just really really gross It's dude Really? Yeah, it's dude. It's so so sourly sweet. No, it's sour. It's not even sweet It's like sour milk the smell. All right, so four and two I can't believe I'm eating mold. Is it that bad? I would give blue cheese and and Eight and a half out of seven. Anyway Oh, dude, it's so bad, dude All right, so matt gives it a four very very fussy and marco gives it a two Extreme amount of fuss. Okay, extreme amount of fuss We will be we will be stepping it up week by week We'll be introducing really exotic kind of dishes and meals and things that the boys have never even heard of Lots of german shit. Lots of really fucked up german shit that I know that I love That I can eat like huge tubes of it that I know they will struggle with I need to wash my hands. All right, let's have a bong break and we'll be right back The fucking trauma. Say sorry. Say sorry right now. Sorry. Sorry The break have a bong have a bong have a break Here I go, baby This is the real shit And that everyone Is our fussy little boys. Now if you fucking hated this shit out of that segment Let us know because we are planning on cutting some of these segments to kind of um find the best one So let us know if you think it's shit and let us know also if your mother makes this sound It's like blue because if she does she may need to go and see a specialist All right Now the voicemail segment this week, um, we still episode number one still hasn't come out so we can't answer your voicemails But please call our number zero four six six six zero two three oh three and leave your fucking Best medical stories text us send us questions send mad pitches of your breasts. Whoa. Whoa Only if you're a man. I've got a girl. Yeah, only men got a girlfriend. Yeah, that's why I just assumed everyone knew that I meant men Men anyway It's time For a brand new segment that unfortunately is hosted by our very own matt brown So please bear with us and maybe skip this segment if you If you like, okay, just I don't know what's going to happen here. Hit the mat. It's trauma trivia Trauma trivia Trauma trivia Trauma trivia That's so special to me Okay, that's so it's so special Um, I've selected a bunch of categories. I've put them into a hat So what what what so what is this you're gonna ask us questions and every time we're wrong We have to hurt ourselves trauma trivia. So our trivia section will be I'll have all the categories in a hat you draw it out and I'll ask you questions And uh, the winner gets to win um by causing a punishment to the other All right, let's fucking hit it brown town. Let's put your foot down on the accelerator and let's get this shit gapped to 40 k's an hour Oh All right brown, let's hit this shit, baby. They'll get you senior 40 kms out of shit Come on brown, let's get this party moving babies Can't I cut all that All right, come on brown town. Let's hit it baby. Let's get this. Let's get this up to 40 k's now Everyone's gonna hate this segment now because you guys aren't interested in it What are you talking about paranoid? He's being paranoid brown Marty, can you pick a a subject out of the hat just one please? What's the subject? Oh, fuck sake. I don't know shit about shut up. Shut up. I lesson boy. You're a lesson boy all the ones you're pitching part So today's subject is about golf. Um, it's a trivia on golf. I don't know about play The question the questions are pretty um, like whoever gets the closest to it. I made them sort of like that Thank you. So uh, uh, you've got a chance. Let's just say that Um, we'll do the better. Um, I had a the best of five the best of seven We'll do the best of seven questions because it's pretty fun these ones. You just want to see us get hurt lots No, you only get hurt ones Let's let's get hurt every time every round. I reckon. Oh, okay That'll make it more fun for them because we get lots of pain. What's the pain today's punishment is No, you have no idea how much that hurts dude. That's fucked. Um, there'll be a different punishment every week Or every time we do it basically. Oh my god So we're gonna get hit by a wooden spoon potentially four times here Yeah, you should see some of the other punishments. They're little painful ones Oh my fucking god. All right, um Oh my fucking god All right First question Um, how many golf clubs are in a set of my money? Wait, we're gonna do the we're both gonna take a guess. What do you want to do? See he's going to win this so easily. No, you both get to you both got the illegal amount You both get to have you both get to have a a guess at it and the loser gets the punishment But what if he just could copy his mind then he that's fine What that's fine. Then there's no punishment That's so shit. What's your answer? I don't even know. Hey, but if you both get it wrong. Oh if you're gonna Okay, I'll make a rule if you copy each other's answers that means if you're both wrong you both get a punishment I'm gonna say you can have uh 12 clubs Okay, what's the question again? How many golf clubs are in a set of clubs? This is in professional Well, you can have 12 you can probably have like a tournament like tournament tournament professional How many golf clubs in a set? Okay, so you got the fucking you got like fucking Five irons, right? Then you got the fucking pitch and you got fucking party. You got your driver, right? You got fucking one of them angle ones, right? You got um, you got a wood you got a couple of woods. That's 11, right? Um, I'm gonna say 12 and accept that we both get punished. Oh my god The answer is 12 I guessed it right So he has to answer first now. That's the rule Because it's so he just copies my fucking answer. Yeah, I also knew the answer. Maybe that's fine. Maybe that's fine He's not going to copy your answer every time Don't worry. The questions are going to get a lot more he answers first now. That's how it works Yeah, yeah, that's fine. But the the the next questions are a lot more The deals hard to guess. They're deals. All right. Uh, take a shot each No, we tied you dickhead. We got it right. Fuck head. Yeah, make it. We don't get if not, um, okay All right, no, no, if you don't sorry the rule was if you guys copied each other's answer and you're both wrong Okay, all right. Yeah, that makes sense. Fucking hell. This is I don't want to fucking do this I'm sick of eating weird shit and now getting hurt All right next question. What year did tiger woods become a professional player? What year It's 2024 now. He's probably about oh, he's probably like late 40s So i'm gonna say I'm gonna say 1999. Okay 1999. Michael. What is your guess? 1996 And the answer is 1996 How do you fucking proceed it and fucking pretend like you don't know nothing about golf when you know I guess that is because I had tiger woods ea sports pj tour And I knew that it was like the latest the first one he did was like 97 98 So I was like he's probably a pro for you before that So I use common sense mixed with my golf skills because I've gotten three home ones at pitch pot. You gotta give it to him Fucking golf Oh, I know. Okay Oh such a sting It doesn't feel Clean next question. I've made a new rule. Look at that goose bumps already I've made a new rule once you pick a spot to hit you've got to hit that for every punishment You're a real fucking coward. All right next question. I should coward punch you. No There's a call out to everyone out there. No Next question number three. I didn't hear my kneecap How many golf balls are made every year? In total out of all in the whole world make it whoever gets closest Yes, that's that's will be the first closest wins first Now how many golf balls are made each year now considering people lose golf balls in the water and the forest? I'm gonna say I'll give you a um a bit of a hint with this one In america alone 300 million golf balls are lost every year 300 million are lost every year So with that make your guess worldwide. How many golf balls are made every year? 300 million are lost. Okay. So that means it's fair to say that I'm gonna say fucking look Three billion are made each year. Okay, three billion marty I'm gonna say um 2,999,999,999,999 How do you know how to how do you know all the nines in that fucking psycho german? Well done. Okay. Well the answer is One point two billion, which means yes Now I get to Fucking get some revenge. I can't wait. All right. You have to hear what you want and then that has to be the same Or near my knee. I die. I shut down and die It's so close to here that I might I might hear here and then bang there, you know But I don't risk it anyway. I don't mind Three three three three two one. Let's do this Let's do this as soon as I go Let's do this three two one. Let's do this three two one. Let's go. Let's have some fun three two one Dude so high. It's so high. You almost hit my penis. You almost hit my penis I nearly hit his penis I nearly hit his penis. Oh, I nearly hit his penis So high dude. It is a pain like nowhere. Like it is so bad Oh, wow. You're like an instant mark. It looks like a big pair of lips of Just putting it out there. Michael. You are wearing clothes of yours and marty's not that is That's a sin. That's a sin. Oh It was close to my penis next question. All right. Next question is um How many golf courses are there in the world? Oh, you go first, baby And guess what's gonna happen as soon as you say I'm gonna do exactly dude. I'm gonna put all the nines in it You don't know nines. Yeah, I don't know how he did that number. That was pretty cool All right, let me just quickly do some maths. Okay, so I'm brisbane alone. That's probably like 12 I will give you some context. That's a bit of a hint. It would be nice In australia alone, there are 1500 golf courses Enjoy. All right, so 1500 um, I'm gonna say like maybe Probably 10 times that in america. Um, so yeah, like I'm gonna say like um The whole fucking world you fuck with I'm gonna say, um I'm gonna say like um 63 000 Michael your answer Do you go more or do you go less? I must confess you fucking dumb bitch That's a pretty good number to choose I'm gonna say look the world is not a big place. Let's be honest Oh I'm gonna say 62 000 900 And 99 what did you say 68 63 63? Okay. Okay. Um the answer is 38 000 fuck and 81 Michael you get to punish mighty Oh, fuck man same spot. That's not nice That's not It's purple now, baby He's an artist and I'm he's a canvass should I cut this down to five? So I'm winning two one and it's tied. It's so hot. So you have to try this one If Michael gets this he wins as well. He gets to punish you if you know, let's just just let me finish that finish If Michael gets this you lose the You lose and he gets a punish you but if you win this it's a go to we go to a tiebreaker. Okay. All right So you could potentially get hit twice Or once so you should may as well just fucking lose. Why once if I get everything right I don't care can see everyone's happy. That doesn't make sense if he wins I can potentially get hit twice or he gets hit once That's wrong I didn't work that out shit Oh, no next question Oh, fuck Our friend james lee has quite the rage on him when he plays golf. Who's james james lee Oh Has quite the rage when he plays golf And he has broken several golf clubs while playing How many golf clubs do you think james lee has broken? Well, you just said several. It's a seven Yeah, how many number where several means seven. Yes. Oh, well, fuck. I meant lots of He thought that was real several with seven I think it isn't close. I don't know. I don't know. Look. No way. Leave in the comments Several is not is around seven. I think should I google that? Yeah. Yeah. I don't believe that Look, I'm gonna google it right now. I got it, mate Several is not seven if that's real then fucking bob marley's not dead Generally speaking several is used to refer multiple quantities that can be anywhere between two and five Yeah, see seven that's bullshit brother All right, so Who goes first? Okay, look, I'll go first and I'm gonna say he's broken a few like he literally broke one the other day at The boys trip dude. Look at this man. Look at this purple. I'm gonna hit you again the same spot. Oh my god Guess why is it now? Look, I'm gonna say that it's probably up there around Seven he's broken seven. Okay seven and marty. What do you reckon? How many golf clubs you reckon he's broken? He's broken several Fuck oh, you see he's such a big advantage He goes golfs on we're sitting all the time sick and salmon he does and several he did say the answer to Has he ever broken two in two in one go? I think he has in one round of 18 I remember going with him With cam and he broke his He broke a putter and an iron. Hey james. Can't ask him. No, he can't. How many golf clubs have you been asked? Don't answer Well, that's bullshit, man. Just have a crack have a wild crack. Yeah, there's a lot riding on this man I don't like having wild cracks when there's a lot riding on it, man I'm gonna say Yeah, you want to say talk about going Yeah All right, look, um, it's either six or eight, isn't it? It's a roll of the dice really I'm gonna say eight Marty's answer is eight What's your answer seven the answer is several the answer is nine What's a German word for pain Do Look at the schmouts Oh my god, that's like crazy instant Okay, me dude, you know when you're whole You know pins and needles go through your equilibrium. You just did that down my whole leg We got a tiebreaker on our hands, dude I just realized why it's because my legs smaller than this leg because I haven't been moving it because it bugged me All right. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. Look at me. Oh my god. Look at me Michael. Look at me Yeah, you Man, it's blue and purple tiebreaker question fucking how Michael has to answer first Michael has to answer first I answered first on the fucking other one. I ate it too All right tie back a question. This is for the whole tamale um How many people are reported to be hit with golf balls every year clue I haven't got a clue for this one Okay, you go first. I'm just gonna do the whatever below it How many people this is reported so not it could be any number, but these are reported numbers of people That must be bad ones then if they're reported Man think about the chance very rare My dad hit a man with golf ball. I will give you a I can give you a hint It it's not rare What's It's not a rare occurrence He's fucking in my turn Help him now This is a worldwide number Yeah, I know I'm thinking I am thinking I got gas brewing Rise sorry It's probably like I don't know 100 per fucking golf course a year I'm gonna say what's that fucking 1500 golf courses in australia alone. Well, there's 38 38 000 courses around the world. So what's that? 38 let's just say That's his answer Seriously, no, I'm gonna say um three Three hundred and fifty thousand three hundred and fifty thousand markles your answer and this is around the world. This is around the world Was my little jacket boy. I'm gonna say was my little darling. Hmm. Wait, so 350 000. Yeah, that's what he said Well, I'm just gonna say fucking three hundred and forty nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine Ah, you lose I win. There's no way No, man, there's no need. Look if all it needs is 10 hits all it needs is the number 350 000 That the fucking calculate needs is 10 hits per golf course My I was actually thought I actually thought you were gonna go one hit per golf course I thought it was going to be maybe so I reckon the actual answer is 38 000 in a year 10 in a year surely It's 38 000 around the answer is 40 000. Yeah So in you are fucked. Oh, yes, dude. Look at my leg man Michael wins Today's trivia. I don't know. It's gone. It must oh shit Michael come on man. Congratulations. Michael accept your price Come on, man. It's already it's already purple. Just do it. Please Please It's nerve damage, bro Yeah, dude, did you get gold? Can you show that to camera? You can nerve damage, man. It's on youtube. You got to see this on youtube, man So like it honestly the second that second hit was one of the worst feelings I've ever felt Oh my god Oh my god, that's brutal Oh my god, that's so painful. All right guys Let us know what you thought of that segment if you like it let us know in the comments if you think It's shit Then king hit matt brown when you see him in the streets. No king Yeah, no king's shit here not here on the streets all right guys So you all think that we all know it. It's how famous are we hit it? Exactly all right guys Now this segment we're going to work out by the end of the season just how famous we are We're going to DM people on instagram and if they reply that means we are their level of fame All right when they stop replying that's when we know they are more way too famous for us and we are not that famous All right, and we start small and we build our way up to a great celebrities probably so if they reply we are equal and and and and we started With our friend lachlan got freed last week. All right. I DMed him on instagram to see if he would reply Yeah, so boom one ticked off already very low level scum type fame Sorry, lucky. So that's where we are right easy. Boom ticked it off. Listen to this listen to this This is for you like great scots garden Oh shut down. I nearly shut down Fucked up. Did I say garden then bro? The garden was out there The secret garden care. That's fancy, but I don't even know what was happening there man Who's an Australian? What about Dave Hughes? No, we've already we've been there's got to be something in the middle between Dave Hughes and Locky There's got to be some of them in contact with Dave Hughes. I think Dave Hughes is Like we've done Dave Hughes. He said yeah, yeah, but yeah, but we haven't done him for this segment Yeah, maybe we just message you see if he replies to us. All right. Fuck it. Let's go. Hey Dave All right, we'll construct a message for those who don't know who Dave Hughes is overseas He's a strange comedian and now he's a television. He's a tv host now and does radio sometimes He's got a very interesting and he does radio. Yeah, he's also a father That guy quick quick question um quick question Got a bit of an opportunity of an opportunity Where are you based? Dude, that's giving false hope. Yeah, but he will reply to that Sent I just sent it. Okay. Fuck it. That's pretty big. We're we're gonna lose friends here Well, we're not we're gonna lose potential friends when we say we were lying or for everyone's entertainment or or He must be heard that we never like kept up the conversation. So we know he's on scene Yeah, so we'll get the screenshots to people so they can see you guys leave me on scene all the time I randomly sent Hughesy a photo of me while I was dressed as the host A few years ago and he just kind of left us on scene So well, I don't think that was you that was the host Well, I someone sent me a photo of the host and I sent it to him. Okay. Yeah But um, yeah, look so Hughesy quick question got a bit of an opportunity Where are you based and then I can't wait for his reply and then we can tell him that um That there is no opportunity. Yeah, dude. That's definitely gonna. That's so fucking hectic, bro Everyone's gonna lose that's probably what we should do for everyone. Yeah It's a good. It's a good strategy. We're gonna lose them as potential friends for future Yeah, so we might need to change it up if we don't want to burn any bridges, bro But the Hughesy bridges already set a light burn bridges, bro triple B That's the should be the name of our podcast man. That's the name of my band burn bridges, bro Burn bridges, bro Everyone get on twitter or x or whatever it's called now. Okay. Follow us on twitter or x If you want a comprehensive view of what is actually happening in the world go on x It's fucking amazing and we post on it all the time. Look, I'm going to post on it right now Okay, marty and michael on twitter how many followers have you and I'm going to post Nearly four thousand so not many but like it's just it's probably my favorite. It's it's like it's it's good shit, man It's good shit. Anyway that and youtube very good for news, but here we go I've got I've got a joke to say okay Why did the R run away from the ape? Ah, just the letter R. Yeah Run away from the ape. Yeah I haven't got anything. That's it. All right. I'll just post that and we'll just see what people say about that Hey What are we talking about here? Oh, yeah famous. Yeah So we'll let you know if he replies next week and it's going to be hectic as shit as we all fucking know, right Hectic is shit. Heck is a shit. Heck is all the way downtown down the streets And that is how we find out how famous we're everybody put your hands together All right guys, it's prank call time And we have all the okay matt found this all right someone put a sign up right And it says lost wheel Okay, I'm going to send this to connor right now It's fucking weird. So we're going to call this number and the goal is um Is to is to convince them like it's a it says lost wheel, right? Please call caroline. Then it has the number reward offered It's offering a reward for a fucking lost wheel. You don't do that like that is abuse to society I'm going to send this to connor and he's going to put it up to show you that it's real And we're going to call this person Okay, and I am going to be Arnold fine and I'm going to say I found this fucking wheel and I want my reward Right, what is the reward? I'm not sure you have What do you have for me? What do you have? You're speaking Hello, um, my name Arnold fine. I have Found a wheel. I look I go for walk Milton Trudeau, I see your sign. Uh, maybe today go. Okay. I uh Gold go to park with my pet pick. Uh, we walk around and in uh bush I find a wheel. I find a little black wheel. It is still spin And uh, it great condition So what do you say? We make a little reward and we swap wheel for cash Okay, uh, uh, do you know how big it is? It, uh, maybe oh, I have a no ruler here, but I say, oh, maybe, uh, 10 or 15 centimetre top to bottom Uh, it's a spin. It's a spin like a wheel to spin Do you speak in German? Not, uh, no, I come from, um, east, uh, Europe. I have a Russian, uh, a little bit German I can a little bit uh, uh, yeah Maybe 1015 centimetre But the wheel I test a wheel. I put finger on wheel and I wheel along a ground and it works So what the deal for why you offer reward? No, just to get it back. What is the deal for what what where does we'll go on? It's a good to show you for the babies. For the baby, your baby. Why your baby need a wheel? They not have a leg. They go in a prime. Oh, prime, OK, OK. Yes, OK, I have a wheel. How much how much cash you want for a wheel? Oh, 10, 10 dollars. Ten dollars. OK. Maybe a good look. I say maybe 50, 50 cash. 50 cash, we call deal. No, it's not worth 50. OK, OK. No, look, you to birth, you put time to print poster, you put poster up. I have a wheel I I you know, I have I can give back or I can put back in. Can you send me can you send me a photo? OK, I sent you a photo. OK, let me just get a wheel here. So I have a wheel there. I send the proof. So maybe look, we say we say in the middle, I say maybe 40, 40 dollar. OK, my final offer or I put the wheel back in Bush. So you can admit to my hold your wheel hostage. 40 dollar or you never see a wheel again. We can play that, too. Or you can give me 40 dollar and problem solved, darling. OK, so do you come to the Milton? Milton Duck Park. I can come. I have pet pick. My wife is sick. She is in bed. So I need to check and make sure she OK. I have pet pick. I juggle. I do juggle tennis ball in a house in a spare time. So I have to make sure I practice. But maybe I could come to Milton tomorrow, tomorrow. And do you bring cash? No coins. I only want 20 or 10s or 220 or four 10s. And I give you a wheel. Tomorrow won't be able to do that. You can't do that. Afternoon, my wife, she's sick. She flop around in bed and she she vomit on the side of her shirt and stinky. She pale and sweaty and sweaty. She is sweating a switch,jo Level six. Yes, of course. Let's just the switch these would style in in in in in the in in in the in the in in the in the in. When is there at 5 p.m. Can you make it to the dog park okay? I cannot maybe come up, but you have to make a promise to me you not tell police Okay, you make a promise to me. I you not saying nothing to police. Okay? Why police? I do not want any problem with the police come up. So you you try take a wheel I found wheel. Okay the wheel is in my Possession. Okay. I have a wheel hostage I sent the photo you see can you send a photo of the wheel please? I did send photo No, that's a photo of the photo that was on my phone. Come on now. You tell me I photo from photo come on You you speak to me like I Stupid come on. I use a $40 40 dollar for wheel Come You be fresh with me a pig dog. It's the same thing the same thing. Okay photo is same thing as photo of photo This is yeah, I have no proof that you have my wheel. So until I have a proof I'm not gonna Okay, well I say like this. Okay. I say like your feel will die. Okay. I kill you feel I inject it tonight with a red Red metallic poison I've watched you die slowly darling 40 dollar meet me 5 p.m. Tomorrow. How your wheel will die Do you understand your feel will die? Okay? Bye. Have a good evening. Okay. Say goodbye. We'll say goodbye, too Lost sign for a wheel. Oh my god She's probably goes to there's like three day cares and is there's probably from one of them do that is in oh my god $10 for a wheel. I fucked up road man. Just buy a new wheel get oh man I didn't get it a lot of effort to put in fine wheel, but anyway guys What did you guys say in German dude? I was like this is the best shit in she was yeah We're just kind of going on about like white power and and Oh, yeah, that's a German thing. Well, you what was the sets all things sex sex a little you said it s word for a Don't know what you guys talking that was so good. We finally got a German person and pranked me. I like what are the chances that she's fucking I guess I'll is a bit weird isn't he's like Polish or something. He's mixed He's from one of them little countries Yeah, one of the little ones that don't know one knows nothing about sikten stein Anyway guys that is the end of episode number two don't forget to like comment subscribe Here's a five star review on Spotify. It's the only way we grow this shit, baby We are going to the fucking moon this season as you can see everything's fucking everything's better And we're the best and shit's gonna get fucking written off this fucking year. We're Neil Armstrong Where's the best where the best where the best where the best where the best where the best where the best