 Ladies and gentlemen and cabin crew this is your captain speaking thank you for flying with us today we should be expecting a slight turbulence ahead of our scheduled flight path we do apologize in advance for any discomfort I hope you enjoy your time with us as we are with you don't worry we're not going to crash thank you it's only believed you I know right we're gonna die for sure sure I'm gonna miss you oh yeah sure could the cabin crew please make your way into the cockpit for a briefing yes captain call me that'll be all ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking what this was your captain speaking he spoke Danny why else do you want this was your captain he spoke ladies and gentlemen we will now commence the cleaning of the aircraft please make your way outside this way sir we the plane clean for landing hold up we're all right sorry let me go down to 35,000 feet wait what's that metric yeah could the cabin crew please make your way into the cockpit for a super duper tiny briefing yes captain was it now that is all only once shame on me for me twice stay cheese could the cabin crew please make your way into the cockpit for a sneaky silent but we don't need to stop for gas anymore got a crew prepare for carpets excuse me I was looking out the window and I think you took a wrong turn yeah I think my GPS isn't working well it looks like my phone is on airplane mode how ironic is that it's fine when you hit the red light just go straight wait actually what was that right here what he's doing why didn't you turn left over India