 Uh uh care! Yeah. That's our official theme song now! We should make a new intro to the drastic narrative! Welcome to Bollywood Bootlicking with the bearded bastard. No, just change the name of the channel. The Bollywood Bootlickers. Hey, well, go back to our distributor exit, it's a Corbin. I am Rick. And it's just a fact we've never liked any other Indian film besides Bollywood. True. And we've liked every single Bollywood. And the only reason we pay attention to the other regions is to make it appear as if we care. Yeah, it's just a fact. Speaking of other regions, today we got an RRR thing. Speaking of RRR. We hated RRR. Friends Mickey and Joanna. Today is Joanna's birthday. Happy birthday, Joanna. Fuck Mickey and Joanna. I know. And you should. But anyway, they said, it's really funny. I thought they were going to say a different movie because we had recommended for them. They've never watched an Indian movie, so we recommended the lunchbox. But today they said, we thought of you guys last night. We watched a movie. Have you seen it? It's called, is it RRR? Or is it just RRR? I said it's RRR. It's RRR. I'm assuming you've seen it. I said, oh yes. I bet they saw it on India. Of course they did. And I talked about that and said how the director hates it, so do we. But they like it. Of course they did. How can you not? It's a great movie. It's a great, great movie. Anyways, you've seen Honest Trailers, right? I have. They did an honest review of RRR. It just came out today. Awesome. This is apparently their first Indian film they've ever done an honest review of. Good. Obviously it's RRR. It's Sleeping America right now. It's Sleeping the World is RRR. Did you forget, honey? Oh no, did you forget your, I know what you forgot. Tampons. No. Good for nosebleeds, by the way. Oh, your phone. Oh, I'm sorry. It actually is. It is. And professional sports, they'll actually, like it's in the first day kits. Their point is to soak up blood. Yeah. Like the kit for boxing cut guys that help boxers, they have tampons in there. Anyways, so this is the Honest Trailer for RRR. Wonderful. I love these Honest Trailers, they're very funny. I'm sure everybody, they've been around for a long time. Whatever happened to Bad Lip Reading? I think they're still around. Oh my goodness, I haven't seen anything from them in so long. I love Bad Lip Reading. Yeah, they should do an RRR one. Here we go. You've seen this gift. And it is slum dog reading. And, um, okay, look, I'm American and I've never seen a full Indian film in my entire life. But that all has to change. Now that I've witnessed RRR. Facts. Yeah! Facts. Strap the f**k in. S.S. Rajabouli's epic historical action musical. That proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that American movies would be ten times better if Fendiso and The Rock could do this. Yeah! I don't think so. Instead of using VFX to cut down on cost, they use it to make their stars do the impossible. Facts, yes. And back in so much animal mayhem. They had to put freakin' Oxid in the disclaimer. He wrote a zoo. Follow the story of two real historical figures. Though I'm pretty sure they never did this. No, they did. No, they definitely did. Raju is a deli police officer who's always hot. Being is a jungle warrior who's always wet. Wet's fake makes them all hot and wet together. But it transcends words. As these two brothers in arms speak the universal language of beatdowns. I want to see it again now. Dance battles. And casual horse versus motorcycle feet tracing. And do something they do in an hour friends montage. Just beautiful stuff man. Yep. Delvin, to a history and culture you probably have zero non-racist references for. If you've seen any of Michael Bay movies, don't wonder. Am I watching propaganda right now? Whatever they're selling to Indians, one message is clear to the entire world. Seriously, f*** the British. Yeah! They range from evil to demonic. I want to see his neck drawn out tight. And his eyes bulge and pop. Just before his neck snaps. To holy s*** that woman carries a spike whip between her legs. She can't see someone's portrait. Aren't you quite vicious? God, they're awful. It's so negative. It got an actual Englishman to pen a rebuttal of mild annoyance. My word, of course. It's true. I love the snake. And Jenny, a story of how true love overcomes all. Even not knowing a single word the other person says. I'm sorry, I can't understand what you're saying. Sorry? Oh, I wish I knew what you were saying. I'm sorry. Jenny. Aw, I'm rude for these two. You should care about the in-law. So strap in for the year's most eye-popping, crowd-pleasing spectacle that brings a joy to action filmmaking, not scenes in Stephen Chow or James Cameron that will have even the most jaded Hollywood moviegoer dancing in the aisles and rushing to catch up on at least 50 years of Tali and Bollywood film. Yes. She would think this. Yes. Happy Diwali folks. I like it here. You are gonna like it here. Scary. Raj against the machine. The war can melt steel beams. The village people. Jenny. Yes. Absolutely. That should be BFF. Can we import this movie stunt coordinator to fix superhero flicks over here? And not just because he's great. Because his name is King Solomon. That was great. That was a 10 out of 10. That was great. Fantastic. I've always said... I want to show that to the kids. I've always said that, because stuff like this is bad lip-reading and then there's another one called pitch meeting. I don't know if you've ever seen it. I've never seen that. It's on screen rant, I think. Okay. And it's this guy that takes films and he tries to explain the plot but in a really funny way. Like a pitch meeting. Yes. I have seen one. It's very funny. I've always said obviously it's an untapped market if they would watch Indian films. Oh, my stars. To do like this or the pitch meetings for Indian films. Yeah. Because obviously as we know some of the plots are just insane. Hey, hey, take it from... Ega. Do Ega. Take it from us. Your life will change if you start watching Indian movies. That was good though. That was fantastic. I still love the fact that R.R. is getting so much love here. Me too. And it's... I'm with you. Absolutely hilarious. I saw nothing but praise for R.R. And then once Americans started or people in the West started appreciating it they're like, it's really not that great, guys. Just accept it. It's a good film. It's continuing to be watched and talked about the Academy can't ignore it. It'll be interesting to see what they do. The Academy cannot ignore it. It'll be so interesting. Yeah. Because obviously as we've said it's not like an artsy film that normally wins, right? Marvel films never win. Right. Or even really get nominated. Yeah. But the fact that I know that the Oscars also wants to present a world, more of a world award. You bet. They could be like, everybody loves this film. Let's put it in best picture. Because I have zero clue what the hell India's going to do with their submissions. Yeah, I don't know. I don't trust their process. I agree. And we still were only... We've got the rest of the real award season to kick in. But this made me want to watch it again. This is... We've said it before. This is one of my favorite movies of all time. Well, every one of them in my film group has now also been like highly recommending to all of their friends to go watch this film. They're like, I can't recommend this film enough to everyone. Everybody loves it. How can you not? Just once again. Just how can you not? They don't have the original Tolugu language. Yeah, I know. My friends, Mickey and Joanna, absolutely agreed when we told them and she does dubbing work. She's an actress and she does dubbing work for other countries that need to have the English dubbing done. And she was like, yeah, it ought to be in the original language. The fact that... I mean, I'm sure they know that obviously the world already thinks that all of India's Bollywood. And all of the world and that all of India speaks Hindi. Yeah. Just feeding into that stereotype that, oh, this film's big. It's Bollywood. It's not. Right. It's Bollywood and everybody speaks Hindi. It's not. You've totally taken away the deserved glory of the Tolugu industry and the Tolugu language and the Tolugu people. And the creator who specifically said, you suck. Yeah. And you do. And you do. I'm so mad about it. I am too. That was Netflix caring more about themselves than they were the Tolugu industry. Yeah. 100%. Yeah, that was funny. I enjoyed that. That was really good. I'm still showing that to Ashley. I need to show... And Mickey and Joanna will appreciate it. I need to show... Because Steph hasn't seen R.R. yet. Oh, she hasn't. I just don't have time to rewatch really anything. Understandable. But I've recommended it to my dad and all my parents, my brothers to watch. And so my younger brother comes in tomorrow and so maybe we'll watch it with both of them. Cool. Because I think they'll enjoy it. Yeah, I don't know how anybody would not like that movie. Yeah, it's so good. Anyways, let us know what you thought about it and what other videos we should react to down below.