 I've seen four really, really good slash great films in a row that are part of the Oscar conversation. Four in a row. What did you see? I remember the last time that happened. Pinocchio. Oh yeah, great film. All quiet on the Western front. I haven't seen that yet. I hear it's great though. Bardo. Oh okay. And Babylon. Nice. Boom, boom, boom. Back to back to back to back sixes. Top bun Maverick. You finally did! Oh, I can't wait to hear what you think. Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Directions of Corbin. I'm Tom Cruise. You can also Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content. Thanks to Patreon, follow us on Twitter, and subscribe to the channel, like, button. If I were Tom, we'd be doing this review falling out of a plane. What review? Reaction. So, this is a review because we're gonna hear what Corbin, the last person on earth to finally see Top Gun Maverick. What'd you think? I think it got fun in the end. I was actually bored in the first half. You were? Yeah, I was pretty god. Well, because you don't like Tom Cruise. I was pretty bored in the first half. I was like, when is, like, the shit gonna happen? Like, I don't... And Tom Cruise just doesn't impress me as an actor. You didn't like when Miles Teller comes in and he's playing the piano and we have the flashback to... The original Top Gun means nothing to me. Oh. That's why. That's why. I thought it was fun in the end. I think it was obviously a bunch of fun, playing action stuff, but... Yeah, I mean... That's one of my favorites. It probably went way cooler, obviously, in theaters, obviously. In 4D, my friend. Yeah, for sure. Micah and I saw it opening night, 4D. That was the way to experience that movie. But an even more fun film of the year, PS2, is coming. Do you hear about it? We knew it would. I've heard there's something to see in preparation for it. And we've known, he said himself that it was coming next year, which we were really glad about, that we didn't have to wait five years for the part, too. It's coming in April. Wow, I didn't expect it that soon. I think it's April 28th. Oh, that's great! But I believe, currently, is also in Rocky versus Olya and Renvier's film is coming out. Oh. So... Nice. Who knows if Kieran keeps it that day. Oh, I'm so glad that's coming out in April. It's all still fresh. Yes. Wonderful. Which is why you should, if you have multiple films, always film over at once, and so the audience doesn't have to wait a billion years to have a tar. Yeah, it's really... While he's doing it now, that's why he filmed these next ones all at the same time. But anyway, so this isn't even a teaser. I think they just announced it, but I think there's some flashes. Okay. It's just kind of... If you haven't seen our review of PS1, go watch it, one of the best films of last year. And if you haven't seen PS1, yeah. You should have saw it in theaters. Even though it's not like a, don't go in considering looking for Bahubali. No. Go in, expecting the story. Think more along the lines of Joda Akbar than you are Bahubali. Yeah, absolutely. So obviously Mani Ratnam, A.R. Rahman. Yeah. And this is PS, Pony... Pony in Southern. Southern. Pony in Southern. Probably won't get to read the books, but I didn't read the books before. In the first ones, I'm just gonna let the movies tell me the story. Exactly. Even though I would rather know the... A Stupid Baby sent me the books. They're beautiful. I started reading it. I would never in a million years. It'll take me six years to read those books. That's not a joke. All right, here we go. What a score by our toast there. That was like... Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Epic. Yeah, a fitting. I don't even know... You had me at pee. Yeah. Honestly, you don't even really need to release a trailer. I know they will for this film. I'd love it if they didn't. I'd love it if they only released that right there. And everything else is, come see the movie if you wanna see anything else. Cause, I mean, it's... Obviously, I know there was a ton of... It made a bunch of money, right? Yeah. Which is great. But I know there was a bunch of people that also thought this film was so boring. I don't know. Like I said, if they were going in and expecting Bahobali, yeah, you'd probably be bored. But I mean, we knew from the trailer before we saw the film. That's not what this film was going to be. It's a Monty Rottenham film. You're not gonna get as much of Moolie with Monty Rottenham. That's the two things. First of all, no false advertising in the trailer. It set it up for what it was. And if you have, like we do, a basic introduction understanding of some of Monty Rottenham's films, what are you expecting? It is his kind of film. I do have a request. Don't cut the songs. What do you mean? The first one, they were cut down. Oh, yeah, I agree. Versions of the songs in the film. I agree. Don't cut down the songs again. I don't know why you did that in the first one. Like they were longer on YouTube. They were just half of that in the film. And I'm like, no. I like the whole song. We like the songs. And I bet A.L. Ramondas too. Right? I would love to be able to talk. I'm sure it didn't bother him. He got a very nice paycheck and he's a happy camper. He's worked with Monty Rottenham a lot. I would love to be able to talk to Monty. Absolutely. It's extremely difficult to get people, especially when you start talking to their managers. They call them gatekeepers for a reason. Yes. If I could talk to just the artists themselves, I could get almost anybody. Right. Of course. Unfortunately, obviously that's what the managers are there for, to be the gatekeepers, even though. And then even when you do get through, as we've said before, we've had interviews that were a few years in the making. Yes. Where we did speak directly and are currently speaking. And it's just a matter of scheduling. Yes. So, I've been talking to so many people. Which is the nature of the biz. How many people have wanted to work with other people? And they've take years to finally get to do it. I can't wait to see more of the female characters, especially, obviously, Ashwarya. Yeah. I want to see. Everybody. I mean, everybody was great. Because they were all wonderful. But especially Ashwarya, she's the one. She's the power player, man. She's the one that pulls the strings. Yes. And she looked obviously phenomenal in this film. And so I'd imagine we'll get song releases again. And we're going to get a trailer at some point. But the fact that we came out in what? It was the summer. September? It was late summer. No, I was. Or was it just as we were entering fall? Just as entering fall, because I was in Texas. But it was before Brahmastra. It was after Brahmastra. It was? Yeah. You sure? Vikram Vetta and this dropped on the same day. Okay. And that was, I believe, end of September beginning of October. All right. I think. Yeah, end of September beginning of October. And so the fact that we only have to wait half a year. You know what it's like? It's awesome. It's like a TV show you love, ending their season and starting their next season. Yeah. Yeah. House of Dragon coming back in like 2025 or some shit. Always film your shit at the same time. God, it's so annoying. I mean, I guess Game of Thrones is different because they have so much CGI that they have to. It's so big. It's so expensive. They spend so much money on all their shit, man. As opposed to like The Bear, which probably you could film in a couple months and it'd be out at the end of the year. Yes. Because there's not really any CGI. Which a great show, by the way. You haven't seen The Bear. Love The Bear. The Bear was great. Great show. So it was White Lotus. We've talked about that before. Another great show. But very excited obviously for this. Looking forward to it. Looking forward to the new song releases from our Doasty of Doasty of Ramon and the new film, which if. I'll watch PS1 again. Oh, before. Because there's so much to be refreshed about. So much information. Although, maybe we'll do a watch along which might be fun right before this one drops or something like that. Yeah, that'd be fun. We've already seen it, obviously. No, but you know what would be good to do? We could do a watch along with Ashley, Alexa, Sir Micah, who hadn't seen it yet. Maybe, yeah. Anyways, you guys let us know if you are excited for this. And if you're not, you're dumb. Let us know what you think down below. Just.