 hours. So today's stream is research focused. If you didn't see it the thumbnail in the title, if you're coming here straight from the feed, then Death Battle is having SCP 682 duke it out with doomsday. And so how does that work? How are they going to have SCP 682 with a variety of feats? What are they going to use? There's a whole frickin wiki. So what we're gonna do is first of all we're gonna take a look at doomsday because they've already covered doomsday. That'll give us an idea of what they are planning to use. Then we can see what compares to that on the wiki for 682. And I hope they don't just go with like oh he's magnetically unkillable because even that's hard to parse on the wiki. But beyond that a little opening business of course in between looking at the Death Battle loadout. We will also be checking out. I'll be answering your questions in between. I'll be watching for super chats. I'll be watching for interesting questions in the chat in between. Although since this is a research stream we're gonna be doing a lot more of readings from the wiki and seeing what we can find. But I'll do my best to keep up with the chat. Some of you may be shocked to see me before noon. There was an unfortunate breach at site 42. SCP 184 was dropped out of its containment transfer vehicle and it turned the site 42 rec room into a space that well we're still trying to get some of the researchers in D-Class out. But facilities is working on that and I just have to stay in my office until they give me the all clear to get back to work. So put that in mind. Yes it's non-alcoholic survey sub because it's still morning. Okay so good to see everyone. I saw some members in the chat earlier. Hey there. Chilla good to see you. Is it a joke? I don't know that it's a joke. Their thumbnail seems really serious. If it turns out to be a joke I will be disappointed. Tone deaf Bard good to see you. Thanks for being a member. So rolling down to the chat. Yep if the spammers go too far I'm going to have to hit the slow mode so your life is in your hands. Going down. Chat checked. And before I go into our first phase which is looking for doomsday as with every time I wear this wonderful coat. No I am one of the straights unfortunately. I was not blessed with the queerness but I am theater so that's like adjacent I guess. I'm not trying to steal Valor or anything but my mom bought me this coat and it's very nice. You're allowed to enjoy colors even if you are set. And so with that in mind and if you're the person who okay I'm already muting everyone who's being weird about that. We support the LGBTs and the Qs and all the A's and the A's here. So don't make it weird y'all. That's called don't make it weird. Okay so let's rock. We're going to first I'm not going to watch Death Battle here. I'm just going to look up the summary of the match with Hulk because it was doomsday and a Hulk last time versus Hulk Death Battle wiki. So when they brought on doomsday, huh Hulk versus doomsday is the 69th episode of Death Battle. You know what to say. Chilla thank you for your first don't of the stream make sure to grab yourself a freezy pop on your way past the commissary. Don't they both have the ability to survive anything? What would they even qualify as killing? So if I remember correctly and let's take a look at what they did for Hulk here. Doot doot doot doot. Result result result result. Death Battle fight going down. Yeah doomsday defeats Hulk and basically it was because the Hulk did not have enough weapons to stop doomsday because both doomsday and 682 have the same kind of adaptive defense which means I'm thinking I'm thinking here if I were to start making predictions early on this death battle I might think that the 682 will take it and the reason is doomsday has died multiple times if I remember correctly and it's if something kills it then it comes back immune to that right? Yeah if you are a Marvel buff with doomsday lore in the chat I'll be trying to keep an eye on you and see what we can do. Which SCP would win 1v1 in a death match 049 or 049-J? I think 049-J would take it because he has the recent reach advantage with his pointy doctor stick. It's pointy doctor stick would be a massive advantage against the original flavor 049. Going back to doomsday feats. Okay this look never existed with its healing factor. Hulk no more maintain rage. Much more powerful than the first battle, potentially lintless by way of continuing to absorb sort of energy, tries the mites, fights and creeps, couldn't kill doomsday with a blunt force a second time. Couldn't kill doomsday with blunt force a second time. So how does doomsday come from back the dead? Come from back the dead he says. Come back from the dead. The Hulk. Where's doomsday? Doomsday. What if all you had ever known was hatred and aggression, violence and pain? This life is reality for dooms YouTube comments. The doomsday, yeah the doomsday guy. Thousands of years ago on an uninhabitable prehistoric planet which would one day be known as Krypton a scientist named Bertrand intended to engineer the ultimate life form. Yep it's another one of those stories but with one hell of a twist. See at this time Krypton was a harsh wasteland filled with nothing but sharp rocks, poisonous air and violent predators. Bertrand believed that if he could create something that would live through that they could survive just about anywhere. To realize this theory Bertrand acquired an infant from somewhere and through a rapidly accelerated evolution process attempted to transform him into his dream creation. Oh don't try to dance around a whiz. Bertrand put that little sucker into a baby cannon, blasted him into the wild to get murdered by any number of things, sucked up what was left of him in a vacuum cleaner and just cloned a new one out of the mess to do it all over again. If there was a lag problem I think I fixed it with taking it off Wi-Fi and switching to cellular. Andrea Joshua Aznakar is gifting memberships. My friend thank you for your generosity to the Site 42 family. They will be very happy to have more green names in the chat that's to be sure. Dio it was you Dio thank you for your first donation to the site 42 coffers make sure to grab yourself some some Dutch waffles on your way past the commissary. Massive death battle fan here and I'm happy to see two of my favorite creators interact. My only question about this matchup is that if you think 62 is strong enough attack potency to hurt doomsday so that's what we're getting into. We're starting with doomsday because death battles already covered him. Once we're done researching doomsday we're gonna research 682 because that's gonna take a lot longer. So finishing up with doomsday just cloned a new one out of the mess. The idea being each new clone would be stronger than the one before thus covering millions of years of evolution in just decades. That doesn't sound like science. No it doesn't. So after 30 straight years of baby murder one of the clones finally survived the tests. Amazed by some success Bertrand named this baby the ultimate. The ultimate baby. But to the rest of the universe he was there doomsday. Successful as Bertrand's experiment was it was anything but a good idea. Turns out while doomsday usually appears to be a mindless piece he remembered every single time Bertrand had him killed. As a result doomsday had been unintentionally programmed at the genetic level to hate everything that lives. Bummer. Needless to say Bertrand was pretty screwed because even with 30 years of development Bertrand had never quite figured out what to do if his experiment actually worked because Bertrand is the worst. I mean he did do what he set out to do. He made an 8 foot 10 monster that doesn't need to eat, breathe or have internal organs to live. It just kills and kills and kills some more. Doomsday possesses enormous strength, incredible durability and poisonous spikes which can extend but due to Bertrand's experiments doomsday's greatest power of all is his ability to adapt to his opponent's powers. After taking his sweet revenge doomsday stowed away on a supply ship and ravaged dozens of planets until he finally found himself on earth. On that day doomsday did the unthinkable. On that day doomsday killed Superman. Well kind of. He actually put him into a super sleep. After several days he kind of woke up more powerful. Yeah yeah yeah we all know whiz. At least soup took doomsday down with him or maybe not. Turns out whenever doomsday dies he just comes back to life forever immune to whatever killed him in the first place. Can't beat me in the same way twice. He's been punched to death by Superman blasted apart by the radiance energy brutally ripped in half incinerated by empirics and curbs dumped by a Kryptonian horde. Practically invulnerable at this point doomsday's taken on Darkseid. Darkseid tanking his Omega beams beating him to near death. He singlehandedly defeated most of the Justice League and took on an energy attack that wiped out a fifth of a planet. He's punched through the Phantom Zone, battled super beings called gawks for a century and even broken Wonder Woman's arms. Arms strong enough to help pull the earth. And during his rematch with the man of steel after witnessing doomsday survive an explosion the equivalent of one million nukes to bring them realize the only way to stop him was to send him to the end of time. As most powerful doomsday's where his presence can boil the ocean to disintegrate buildings. Casual stroll across Africa made wildebeest an endangered species just by walking around. But what he's got in strength he really lacks in brains. Not that he's dumb he just literally lacks a brain. More often than not doomsday is little more than a one-track mind-killing machine. This makes his intentions predictable and a clever opponent could use this to say lead him into a trap and show that folk come up with a new way to hurt doomsday he could be killed. Still that's got to be pretty goddamn hard to do. All right so before I'm gonna call that done on the doomsday section because I've got a pretty good idea a pretty good prediction of what I think this is going to be. So first of all let me scroll back down the chat make sure we're good here. A reminder since Andrea is here if you have not seen there is no Anti-Memetics division the new live action SCP web series. Andrea is the director and creator of that series and so just happens to be in the chat with us making an excellent live action SCP series which episode 3 drops tomorrow. So I'm very excited to hit you guys with that. Make sure to see the episode tomorrow I will try to be live during it if our containment breach situation is cleared up and someone just said my thesis statement for today's stream. Thanos skarmy the difference between them I think is that 682 doesn't have to die to adapt and when doomsday dies he will have lost the at least first death battle. That's what I believe that is my prediction for this situation doomsday has to die to learn the adaptation 682 has some sort of precognition where it can freaking survive before it dies ergo I am almost 100% certain that 682 is going to be the winner. Now of course our intrepid death battle cast has to understand that fact themselves so while I think we all agree on that I think you guys my site 42 staff are pretty well educated on this scenario I do think we're gonna have to worry if the death battle cast knows enough about SCP lore to make that consideration so with that in mind let's take ourselves over to the SCP wiki oh let me real quick before I go over the SCP wiki threw up a tweet tell people we're goofing on over here have some fun that way we can have more people from the SCP community who might chime in on this scenario let's see I need to go in here because I need to steal I need to steal there we go now that I have successfully stolen I can post that thumbnail we're trying to predict the result of today's death battle come join us in the research and considerations send all right that'll be fun have some more friends in here all right the tweets up Hulk versus doomsday we're good let me check on the chat one more time and we'll go to the wiki try to torture other trees in front of it it works trust me per pure vanilla cookie but holds a gun I mean that may work in your universe with your tree but our tree hasn't fallen for that yet so we're still working on it all right skylighter hello and thank you for being a site 42 member as always let's head over to the wiki so as again I'm going into this research stream with my prediction doomsday has to die to adapt 682 doesn't I think it's pretty straightforward I think 682 has to come out just based on the mechanics of their adaptation now okay okay here's the thing though here's the thing there's a two conditions that death battle might not work out number one is in these feats if 682 wants to win they not only have to have defensive adaptations but they have to show offensive adaptations because the problem for hulk is he didn't have enough of an arsenal to kill doomsday he had mostly just had blunt and or sharp weapons so doomsday had been killed by those before so it didn't matter so if we can if 682 has a unique offensive adaptation that doomsday hasn't seen before we know that it can kill doomsday because if it can't kill doomsday it doesn't matter if they're both in a stalemate it matters who can make the killing blow in that case now the other thing is 682's level of undestroyability that they want to use because obviously the meme version of SCP 682 that is the unkillable absolutely unkillable remember it's not titled the unkillable lizard it's titled the hard to destroy reptile hard not impossible and so perhaps there is a way and if there is then that's gonna be a bad thing for SCP 682 so depending on the level of strength they are giving 682 whether it's the meme version the official canon version or somewhere in between or if it comes down to killing blows and 682 can't make a killing blow that would also be the points against 682 SCP wiki 682 so if we go just with the SCP to 682 article then we are dealing with destroy it as soon as possible no means are possible destroying it chamber filled with hydrochloric acid until 682 is submerged and incapacitated and remember we already know harden that 682 cannot adapt to everything because it can't adapt to hydrochloric acid it cannot it can't protect itself from this acid or at least it can't regenerate fast enough and so with that being the case it cannot while it can adapt to a lot of things it can adapt to be immune to acid it has to keep regenerating itself so with that in mind yeah that's where we start to talk about it's not unkillable it's just you have to find something stronger so it's possible don't talk to 682 for fear of provoking a rage state that's the resources to maintain all land within 50 kilometers clear of human development it is extremely intelligent which that means that you want to keep that in mind that 682 is clever doomsday is an idiot so that's gonna give 682 definite advantage because previously it was against Hulk and Hulk is not a genius unless it's in the Bruce Banner Hulk matched combination but that's for other times also side 42 staff I don't want to alarm you but the likes are at 69 that's pretty nice but it's less than the 114 viewers we have so hit that like button we like those likes to be above the viewer count that's how we know we're doing a good job I believe in you site 42 staff 682 is a large vaguely reptile like creature of unknown origin it appears to be extremely intelligent and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP 079 during their limited time of exposure SCP 682 appears to have a hatred of all life which has been expressed in several interviews during containment SCP 682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength speed and research reflexes though exact levels vary with its form SCP 682's body grows and changes very quickly growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material SCP 682 gains energy from anything to ingest organic or inorganic digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP 682 nostrils which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution enabling it to constantly regenerate from its at the acid it's contained in SCP 682's regenerative capabilities and resistance resilience are staggering and SCP 682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted so 682 has to continue to ingest material to use to regenerate which means that it has to keep eating and if it's busy eating it's probably not having a good time fighting doomsday and if you think about it like this we have with mobile task forces damaged SCP 682 enough to render it inert so we could transport it to containment so we at the foundation are capable of injuring it enough to render it inert and if doomsday renders it inert then it's going to kill it so let's keep that in mind we're not looking at a we're not looking at a god here we're looking at a lizard unless you believe the lizard is a god in one of those cannons it probably is in case containment breach 682 is to be tracked or recaptured by all available mobile task forces and no teams of fewer than seven members are cleared to engage it to date attempted breaches have numbered 17 while successful bridges have numbered at six that's before the termination log because then there was a breach every other day kia kia SCP 409 crystallization crystallizer explodes massive physical trauma recovers from exposure despite loss of limbs and organs now immune to 409 tested on the sample before full-scale testing 682 log and now okay this thing is forever long the SCP 682 termination log hold on let me bring her Wi-Fi girl back just to cover her up so this scroll just keep scrolling this is such a long termination log it goes on and it goes on and it goes on and it goes on I would love to check every single one of these for feats or read them but I doubt that we're going to cover that much material I just I have a feeling that that's too much to look at it's still going it's still scrolling by itself oh we found it we found the bottom of the well well I guess that hole isn't I guess we could just call that hole nearly infinite can we agree to that Stanley so log 682 termination logs our mission here is to consider the feats and consider if there's something doomsday could do because that would give us a clue as to how 682 survived it there you go alright so SCP 017 682 exposed to 017s 682 issues several sounds at highest frequency volume damaging several recording devices most god-awful roar 017 terms of stumble then return to a far corner of the containment area and 682 taunts the staff going over to the chat because I'm seeing some super jets coming up I want to answer real quick we're able to look at Pat McAfee's wwa theme it straight up tells you it's an anomaly you know what luck of an ace thank you for your don't know I haven't yet but I will put it on a tab right now so I have it on for later wwe theme it's called the anomaly well there you go huh and luck of an ace make sure to grab yourself a latte on your way past the commissary building block thank you for your don't know the site 42 cause 682 has died a couple times in different realities but in each case everyone else died in those respective realities to he'll likely outlast doomsday that's what I'm thinking because I know I know for a fact that the hateful star defeated 682 in the canon that leads to when day breaks the tale that I read was something like the Sun knew that the star was going to destroy all no no that's different there's a tale series where the hateful star is coming to earth and the Sun a living entity it turns out decided to save humanity by turning us into flesh monsters I don't know how when day breaks protected us but I guess it thought it did meanwhile yes there was some tale back in the day where the hateful star like is flying by and it's just like hey screw you in particular 682 lizard and blows it up and that is my the example I like to use of when 682 gets warped if you don't know warping warping is when you have a big burly guy on your team who always beats people up but they more often than that get used by having someone effortlessly trounce them to show how tough they are and so war for Klingon very big burly fighter man is constantly being thrown over railings to prove how strong the guy the villain of the week is and so that's the trope of getting warped and in this case 682 got warped by the hateful star although I'm not sure it counts as getting warped if it only happens once or if it has to keep happening I'll have to look it up but for now 0 6 3 testing on 682 world's Beth toothbrush it's basically to effortlessly cleave through any and all dead or in an organic manner focal point of this ability being the bristles however matter touch by the bristles is not separated such as by a knife but completely expunge from existence so the toothbrush that expunges things from existence sample eradicated no traces of my luck above molecular level remain 0 6 3 was retrofitted to a rotary arm deployed to 682's enclosure 20% of body weight before regeneration overtakes the destruction process new tissues are not vulnerable to 682's or 0 6 3's eradication effect so now 682 is immune to being erased from existence at the molecular level cool cool that's what we needed Jonathan Peters thank you for your first thank you for your first don't know of the day make sure to grab yourself some juju V's on your way past the commissary how long until someone decides fuck it new come both in this hypothetical scenario my imagination is number one we are expressly against nuking 682 because it's our last thing that could do it and if it fails and 682 is now immune to nukes then we have nothing else so we are very much anti-nuke it and I think doomsday is already past nuke level I think doomsday is like the force of a million nukes or something so I don't think a nuke will come up in this fight alright so the toothbrush didn't do the job we go down to 1 6 2 1 6 2 is massive fish hoax line needle scissors of the shop ball of sharp so ball of sharp will get you stuck and you'll bleed on it and it's bad makes you want to jump in it ball of sharp 682 is exposed to the ball of sharp 682 thrashes violently emitting several roaring sounds and issuing profanity directed at testing staff becomes entangled with an SCP-162 primarily in the lower body head and left forelimb tangle areas undergo massive trauma due to thrashing after four minutes of exposure 682 is able to lunge away from 1 6 2 severing its lower jaw and left hind limb causing serious tissue damage to many areas of its body 1 6 2 remains attached to the left forelimb 682 breaks containment using 1 6 2 against several agent staff and researchers resulting in 11 deaths and 86 injuries forearm and 1 6 2 removed from 682 during reestablishment of containment two additional deaths occurred during the recontainment so here's a fun little thing that we're just going to goof around with just a couple of goofy goobers that's us as long as I'm going through this anyways let's have a death count doc so right now deaths and maimings so the first death was in it did not kill anyone in the 017 test it didn't maim to security personnel in the 06 to test so that's two injuries and the 1 6 2 test we had 11 deaths 86 injuries two more deaths so 13 deaths 86 injuries in one test 13 deaths 86 injuries that's not a good starting point for this process oh boy so now we're down to SCP 061 tissue test record overridden overridden by 05 command exposed to 061 now 061 if you don't recall auditory mind control acoustic computer program developed by SCP researchers successful countermeasures similar programs being developed by governments and individuals baseline rhythm convinces the rest of the brain that the conscious mind is asleep and effectively stops conscious thought from continuing to the rest of the brain okay so given the command to lie down does not so it enters the trance state but it doesn't respond to lie down command repeated twice before 682 lowers itself to the ground so it did respond movement so to be sluggish and jerky it's fighting roll on to your back unresponsive command repeated three times do-do-do okay it broke the command now we're getting into the uh so we tried auditory hypnosis several agents and staff respond to establish containment 682 emits a high pitch screech all human beings in a 15 meter radius suddenly enter the state consistent with 061 exposure so we gave it the ability to hypnotize people but it only lasted for two weeks before it lost the power so it doesn't keep the powers forever that's a good thing to know lol IDK I love the pen thing you do is it for fidgeting ADHD anxiety it's just something to do with my hands every time people get on camera they're like oh I don't know what to do with my hands do I put them on my pocket do I cross my arms and for me I taught myself how to do this while I was that I just do it while my students were dancing and while I'm watching them I'm just practicing my pen spin and so I figured it out and got better at it so it's something I do to keep my hands occupied while I'm talking and I've already got Italian hands so when I talk I move my hands anyways so I just style so pen spin okay so this says it knocked them out but it doesn't say it killed or injured them um I would imagine that 682 knocking out a 15 meter radius of staff would then proceed to not to take them out but it does not say they were injured so we're not going to put that on the docket I guess it let them live it was feeling nice that day scp 053 test is next we have the young girl so with the young girl does not care about the baby hides behind a chair in her containment area lower steps of ground raising him the floor rapidly returning to her hiding place 682 appears to be in a very docile state staff under the test fager immediately attacked was looking two deaths five injuries two deaths five injuries from the girl that makes you paranoid two deaths five injuries okie-dokie so the paranoia did not make the lizard paranoid moving on to scp 123 contained a miniature black hole well that's pretty straightforward what did it do test canceled after review of testing done between 162 and 682 potential issues arriving to 62 getting control of 1232 great review of proposal will be made of 682 is totally incapacitated by some means with no potential of escape 173 did not work because it grew eyes so no deaths or injuries and 173 of course we know that didn't do the job one sec okay gotta keep my eye on my notifications because what I said that we had a 184 breach that turned the rec room into an infinite maze that we're trying to rescue people from IRL that's that painters are currently painting the house and we're getting ready for the people who own it to sell it and we have to move so I am locked out of the house for a day and I'm out here in the studio shed checking on the chat that is chat flying yes stop making the scp fight well I'm not much for the fun of power scaling in general not a power scaler type but because death battle is doing it it feels like we should look into it Flynn thank you for your $5 don't know if hell divers to as an scp how would you contain it are you winning the game of life so number one I was playing hell divers one when it came out back in the day and hell divers one was fun but hell divers to is also fun this is the Dr. Sherman recommendation if you're not spreading managed democracy in a fascist satire game you're not living it is hilarious it's a hilarious game very fun and goofy good times but also to answer your containment question shortly I would imagine that the hell divers is the global cult coalition in the far future of space so the foundation is busy doing other things and letting the GOC do what they're doing I guess they won the anomalous organization wars in that universe okay so we contain the miniature black hole that didn't work item dr. clef dr. clef stare at each other so leave that's that testing area content opens door continues to stare okay high altitude impact denied testing denied drop it out of aircraft and let it fall okay so they didn't do it one ordinary human child child began to scream and cry when 682 was introduced in cell subject was immediately in massively devoured okay so that didn't work so well maybe the kid fact that the kid crying made 682 perceived as a hostile intent okay so here's the question do we count the child as a death because technically it wasn't during a containment breach you know it wasn't during a containment breach it wasn't an accidental death I mean we just were testing the effects of a child it was a test subject it was a D-class child all right chat is near unanimous on no or I mean on yes I've got a couple knows but you know what I think those knows I think those uh I think the yeses are too sensitive I think you need to dull your emotions better site staff because it was during a test it was intended I don't think it was intended for the person to die but I don't think another entity has been killed by 682 during its test hmm I'm gonna go I want total deaths so even though I think it probably shouldn't count I'm gonna count on the death log and so that's one more death on the 682 testing logs I mean yeah you could say the test resulted in a death you could say it that way all right so miniature black holes done one ordinary human child drug to cancel extreme reaction still ate the kid so that's another death guest researcher dr. W screened beg to be let out eaten because dr. Clef decided to kill that guy so another death the deaths keep on piling up although I mean that one test had 86 injuries so that's have a long way to catch up all right so now we have a laser blistered into parts that were equal mass dead scraps removed all the two halves regenerated they came to lizards died cut them in more pieces technical failure conscious critical division outside the observation chamber only one 682 was found in the lockdown area surrounding the wreckage apparently near full mass rather than expected 50% testimony indicates that 682 a and b experience exhibited high degree of coordination following security breach when 682 dash B became heavily damaged by security personnel was immediately devoured and reabsorbed by 602 a total loss of one of the scp 682 specimens is considered highly improbable and searches have been called to a halt so it doesn't say any deaths or injuries even though they probably were but we don't have an account so we assume there was none and we did a great job because we're the foundation we do a great job like that 60 megaton thermonuclear bomb testing denied by the 05 denied because if it survives then we have no other options that's our last-ditch effort test 662 mr. needs some and asked if he can destroy 682 permanently kill 682 no incapacity 682 depending on how sir means the word incapacitate and depending on how long sir wishes the creature to be incapacitated yes sir the simple and quickest method which I must point out would not be the most efficient would be for me to offer myself up to the creature to devour me certainly it's offensive capacities would be less than the wall step was up to occupied and consuming my flash this would be simplest as it requires no preparation on my part I'm certainly understand the overall effect on the creature would be insignificant why don't gauge the creature in combat either with or without weapons I would certainly occupy its attention and offensive capabilities for longer interval unfortunately I'm afraid the creature would eventually defeat me at which point it would gain consume my flash as I have previously described however I could certainly be trapped my personal variety of noxious substances so when the creature doesn't ever consume me it sustains further damage that said I must remind you the teacher tendency toward regeneration means that any damage I inflict would be sadly temporary thanked and dismiss okay so there was no test with Mr. Deeds 689 exposed to 689 lights shut off lights are made station five minutes lights are switched on 689 remains in original position 682 is in a pool of gray and black liquid no other observable life signs D-class issued a physically verified 682 termination with two agents supervising D-class under three steps in taming area when 682 rapidly rises in tax D-class personnel so we lost the D-class killed an agent third kill due to 689 it appears that 682 is not alive in any way we currently understand or is immune to 689 in addition appears 682 is prior knowledge of 689 or we're somehow able to understand its function to play possum and escape so we had three deaths and continue checking in with the chat for a second SCP 3000 well I mean it's just big and it eats people so I imagine that 682 would just get swallowed and then clawed way back out Flynn thank you for your second don't know make sure to keep grabbing yourself some snacks some some awful maybe how much more affected with the foundation be if they had access to the augmentations of cyber book 2077 so you know we have mobile task force samsara and samsara is cyborgs already and they are pretty effective so I imagine it wouldn't be terrible to be in a world where we've had some of that going on but also then we have to start being about what is the human we have to go through all that moral one quandary and that's just a lot of paperwork and therapy that we don't want to deal with 738 researcher sits in 738 dash to announce what would you want to exchange for permanently destroying the entity which we refer to as SCP 682 while leaving this planet its biosphere its human population its human civilization the SCP foundation the rest of the universe intact and he takes form same entity is test 203 states your foundation couldn't afford it and you personally definitely couldn't afford and does not respond further 743 sample consumed with that incident mobile container with 743 was transferred testing chamber 682 was released from primary containment open remotely observe resting 682 ignore 743 743 started flowing 682 appeared to notice within seconds cautiously approach 743 and tasted its liquid started to lap up the liquid from 743 6 to do grass 743 was for them to start to point the liquid straight into its mouth drank for redacted minutes at times data expunge on its back stopped flowing and started feeding 682 try to fight off ant swarm but was soon covered swarm started to feed on 682 who stopped moving 79% of original mass open its mouth stuck at its tongue time we've been five meters long and sticky like an anus tongue started eating more ants thousands of ants at a time adapted to the tongue remain for days and did not kill anybody I mean I'm not counting ants okay do you know how many ants that would add to the dance death count no we're not adding ants to the death count yes a lot of ants died that day you you people can enjoy that count if you want to but I'm not I'm not counting ants uh-uh SCP 807 heart attack on a plate salmon color ceramic dinner plate last chance diner any food serve upon the variation of its real form with high concentrations of fat sodium cholesterol enhanced flavor and aroma to preternatural levels point where desire to consume said food becomes nearly irresistible they will undergo cardiac arrest within five minutes of finishing their meal so if you eat the food and devoured special then begin loudly demanding more nine minutes later 682 collapsed 45 minutes of observation 62 and not move to D class personnel in anti 807 environment suits were sent in the verify that 682 was in fact terminated D class were equipped with further specials in case 682 required further distracting specials were placed on ground in response to do open designs again weekly on the nearest special D class personnel began touching 682 believing it had been rendered harmless at this point 682 skin ruptured in at least seven 11 locations releasing ultra high pressure jets of blood in all directions contact with 682 blood breached the integrity of the anti 807 suits and both D class personnel were contaminated D class personnel began data expunged by the time 682 had finished consuming the second special its skin had healed over and both D class personnel had terminated 62 then devoured the third special with the same speed and enthusiasm as it had the first so two more deaths and 807 is off next up is 826 draws you into the book oh let me check the super chat real quick building block thank you again i just realized i get in a draw it's rare but it happens on the show the two would fight possibly beyond the heat death of the universe that is definitely one kind of solution to that definitely a likely solution we still haven't seen any particular feats that i mean doomsday has poison spikes we're not worried about poison spikes we're not worried about piercing damage we're not worried about punching damage does doomsday have any other um injuries uh offensive capabilities what if we use scp 173 on 682 till it does some serious damage so we already did the 173 test and the problem is that the problem is that we already have 682 grew numerous eyeballs so it could just keep its eyes open on 173 the whole time uh also 173 is too small to snap 682's neck so that wasn't an option either okay uh the staff that's doing the work on site 42 uh trying to clean up our 184 problem in the commas in the wreck room they're going to start doing some uh power washing of the uh unfortunate blood that showed up it's a little gross but if you hear any sounds it's just a power wash simulator going on since i'm being contacted again just let me really quick get in touch with researcher pharaoh so they stop trying to call me while my phone is otherwise occupied hell is this and once i get this done we'll go back to our 682 research session uh tell me can you hear that sound outside because that's the sound of the uh pressure washer oh and while i'm doing this i just want you to realize that uh we in fact have 532 viewers and only 120 likes hit that like button this is your opportunity while i'm busy so i won't see you do it be tricky like that okay got that up all right back to work we did it now i have a uh chat here chila thank you for your next don't know make sure to grab yourself some chips and queso on your way past the commissary this reminded me that scp writers are somehow still more consistent than dc ones like death metal accidentally made super boy prime potentially able to beat the scarlet king by being above hyper time yeah that's uh yeah when you jump i mean you gotta imagine the scp canon is just as crazy with how much stuff is going on because it's so many different writers and people haven't read every story so it's all both are very inconsistent lores right now i believe i'm still in the section of the scp 682 termination logs where where it's still dr gears was the one writing it i don't remember the last one dr gears wrote maybe i'm already past it actually now that i think about it but yeah because it's all on this page and people are writing it differently you're going to see different levels and so let's keep an eye on that let's not go crazy thinking that six scp is much more consistent than uh dc my word so rolling through remember to hit that like button we're over a thousand viewers right now hit that like button make sure that those likes catch up to the view count item number scp 826 equipped with one copy of the generally nice friendly thing that can and will kill scp 682 permanently if it's so much as spots that damn lizard a 12 page story written by dr redacted detailing a large friendly monster that is staid to be able to be capable of permanently killing scp 682 and one d-class personnel equipped with one 2010 ducati multi strata motorcycle for the purpose of evading 682 and by the way reminder a previous story did tell that what's the phrase i'm looking for that the devil that you can make a deal with did in fact say it could kill 682 but we didn't have the uh able to afford it doing so safely and so it could do it it it stated it could so keep that in mind so after 86826 was introduced to 682 uh 30 minutes later 682 burst back through the door it was sent through somewhat worse for where killing redacted researchers and redacted agents i can't keep a death count if you redacted guys oh what am i supposed to do uh all right i'm gonna go they're both two digit numbers and so it could be anywhere between 10 and 99 for researchers and agents i'm going to go ahead i'm gonna say 50 i'm gonna say it's average so 50 50 actually no uh i'm gonna go with 50 injuries because maximum is 86 so i'll go with 50 injuries and then deaths the maximum is 13 and it has to be a two-digit number so i'm gonna say 10 these are lightly educated guesses checking out the super chats real quick 1300 viewers welcome to our death battle research stream everyone in case you haven't seen it we are researching uh we are predicting the scp 682 versus doomsday death battle and we are currently in the phase of researching scp 682's feats uh i think i'm an anomaly i made a chicken sandwich disappear well arc thank you for your don't know and i'm glad you grabbed a chicken sandwich on your way past the commissary chilla they basically communicate a little the prime is potentially above every fiction and every narrative level and how the antagonists get beaten twice uh so we're talking about scp 3812 that above narrative levels i wonder interesting i think we ended up on a weird side of the protocol got a lot of weird messages going on oh yes my shirt this is uh sonic the hedgehog entails as batman and robin i forget what t-shirt i got sight i got it from it was a while all right so the children's book that puts you inside it did not uh take it out moving on to 914 so we had to data expunge this so we did test uh 682 on 914 uh oh we didn't test it data expunge defined or very fine is no longer be used on any personnel having contact with 682 in addition any objects that have come in contact with 682 at any point are not allowed to be processed by 914 any attempt to subvert this directive data expunged note 682 is too large to fit to the boots in most forms in addition tissue tests have shown that 682 has unpredictable reactions to 914 finally 914 is too valuable a research tool too delicate for this type of test it was nearly damaged out the incident and data expunge to be repeated should the results be recovered data expunge uh okay so we don't know if anyone died in that one so we can't make the assumption scp 272 what is 272 272 is an old iron nail approximately 11 and a half centimeters long resembling ancient designs covering every flat surface or engravings of unknown cultural origin the engravings have been described as captivating but scary the nature of the object becomes apparent when it is dropped onto the shadow of an individual the nail will bury itself exactly two-thirds of its length into the material the shadow is cast on following this two effects should be noticed noted the person whom the shadow belongs to will not be able to remove the nail by any means and they are limited to movements to keep their shadow cast on the nail the nail however may be removed by conventional means by someone else although those requests do so are reported mild aversion citing claims that it feels fair so a nail that nails your shadow in place when tested on 682 it is trapped by the presence of the shadow and starts to attack the nail stops mid-30s through its attack examines 272 bellows an incomprehensible string of words and slowly backs away from 272 all 37 stadium lights are then switched on and off in random stroboscopic disco pattern at 4 hertz forcibly hurled around the enclosure in random directions in accordance with the stroboscopic pattern that's really funny i love the idea of flicking the lights on and off and going back and forth so after 55 minutes of this process nine greater than 95 percent of 682 skin had been abraded away limb severed 63 teeth knocked out and its skulls have fractured the point that both of its eyeballs have been dislodged from their sockets at this point 682 exposed subdermal tissue begins to luminous the luminous rapidly increases until it's brighter than the stadium lights which eliminate 682 shadow entirely it is no longer affected by the pattern of lights because it has no shadow okay so uh 343 would not interact with it 963 has a whole incident report okay that's a lot but not useful for us 702 tissue sample offered is a trade of item to 702-1 702-1 accepted trading it for what appears to be a two-batty hamburger is commonly sold by the redacted franchise 682 is contained and offered as a trade item 702 considers the trade for roughly 13 minutes for taking it item left in exchange is the metal cage containing a specimen of sytecula cremari menin Ellis a roast ringed parakeet 16 hours later 682 has returned to its chamber where the trading was affected without its containment tank 682 702 is reluctant to information regarding this event examination of debris regurgitated by 682 during the proceeding recontainment reveals fragments from a number of curious items including data expunged and they kept the parakeet so it did not murder anyone and we don't really know what happened to it and so let's see how are we doing here whoo chat is flying today well hi everybody who's new to the stream apparently we got into some weird section of youtube's algorithm where everyone's fallen on our lives so i hope you enjoy your stay here you over a thousand people who are listening to us talk about the upcoming scp 682 versus doomsday death battle we are in the scp 682 research section seeing what feats might come into contact with a death battle desk of alto clef good to see you in the chat monami best 682 deaths dr w and dr clef and the other well search for the word baseball baton i'm only here for 30 well good to see you for a little bit and make sure to grab yourself some delicious treats on your way past the commissary right so 702 traded it it didn't work here's one that's highly requested the scp 682 versus scp 096 test on the scp 096 test uh they got in a big fight apparently which point the noise abruptly stops sonar base video where you have six eight oh nine six severely wounded and huddled in the southwest corner apparently upset feed shows 682 on the north end of the room approximately 85 percent of its initial mass absent recontainment teams retreat both entities with relative ease further attempts to expose the 962 cause turn away from 682 jumping in place while clawing at its face and screaming so it looks like it looks like 682 just won that fight it looks like at the end of the day 682 is the winner of that one all right test number item number scp 536 536 for reference is the physical law testing chamber it's a metal chamber with a viewing window each of the dials alters the value of one of the fundamental physical constants within the chamber speed of light gravitational constant planks constant fundamental charge e and two other constants represented by the greek letters lambda and theta and so you throw things in and it changes how physics works in there but i see that struploop oh six thank you for your first don't know the site 42 coffers make sure to grab yourself some strudel on your way past the commissary well i already answered this earlier in the stream but all of these new viewers seem to be very curious it's a colorful coat my friends i like colors don't be weird about it i have my white lab coat my black lab coat my rainbow lab coat i wear the rainbow lab coat on live streams because i don't use the green screen because the green would not interact with the green screen whereas the black and white coats do better on those situations man people very curious about rainbows it's very interesting i don't understand the big deal item number scp 536 this is the okay so we increased gravity and tissue restructures itself in a neutron degenerate matter decrease in e tissue maintains loose integrity as a cloud of ions regenerates upon a re-establishment of normal laws of physics and decrease in theta tissue degenerates so it did a bunch of stuff speed of light strong nuclear force and fundamental charge dials decrease progressively 682s containment tank is nearly immediately destroyed 682s body begins disintegrating due to intense light and radiation visual is lost to do came back uh oh assistant researcher blank becomes aggressive and turns the dials randomly and violently before being removed from the premises so uh interesting no deaths to staff and it did not work of course that's a lot going on there i'm just gonna right i've engaged slow mode since the chat's wildland so much and i'm seeing a lot of weird stuff give desk the opportunity to bring out his weaponry properly it's droop loop thank you for your second don't know we appreciate you helping the site 42 cause on sun i will try to check out that video when i get the opportunity okay so scp 536 did not destroy scp 682 and we didn't lose any more foundation resources next up is scp 524 walter the omnivorous rabbit common white rabbit consumes any material regardless of that ability it has been known to fully consume its own body and then it flips his entire mouth inside out consuming its entire head roughly 30 minutes later 524 reappears in the near the spot it had eaten itself completely whole so i assume okay so we introduced the rabbit that eats everything including itself to 682 682 examines the rabbit the rabbit starts to gnaw on 682's limb 682 jumps backwards bellowing 524 pursues 682 for two minutes at which point 682 climbs four meters up the wall of the testing chamber and is beyond 524's reach 524 sees its pursuit begins washing its face with its paws uh and then 524 breaches containment test aboard it so the rabbit did not eat 682 more than a little bit so where was i scp 811 is our next test cha-ching love your videos well thank you kindly we're doing our best in fact our next short is scheduled to go live in about 15 minutes ish all right so 811 what is scp 811 the swamp woman swamp woman direct exposure of 811 to 682 disallowed due to unreasonably high risk of specimen loss instead mucus from 811's palma planter surfaces is collected over a course of redacted months and then sprayed on 682 with high pressure hoses 682's body mass is reduced by 27 before the mucus reaches a complete bone covering of the remaining body mass and is unable to further so swamp goo did not do the job after swamp goo we move on to uh have we ever considered that 682 has a cognitive hazard that makes us want to keep attempting to kill it in spite of its apparent indestructible nature i doubt that uh because we went we went a long time without wanting to destroy it we just you know tested on it and contained it but it took a lot of actual bureaucracy and uh hand ringing to get the kill order uh most of the time we don't want to destroy anomalies we want to test them in perpetuity it was only because 682 was proven to be so dangerous and so against destroying or wants to destroy all life that we finally decided okay we'll take out this one we we rarely decommission scps it's not our style so now people have also said something similar uh about scp 4521 that the tree has a cognitive hazard that makes us meant want to make it scream and those people are idiots obviously the tree's not screaming and that's a problem that we're gonna fix there's no cognitive hazard it's just something that we're gonna do it's gonna be fine the tree's gonna scream yeah it'll scream just you wait anyways scb 1237 i hardly know her the epsilon wave this is what is this is so much containment electrical activity in the human brain or brain wave dubbed level five sleep or epsilon wave sleep is profoundly difficult to awaken the subject from prior to adoption of current containment protocols experiments with loud noise bright lights chemical injections electrical stimulation so we're just gonna are we gonna try and okay things that happen in their dreams happen to them irl when you're at epsilon sleep uh loss of limbs and organs stuff like that okay so it's a human brain wave though does the 682 have human brain waves a deliberate containment breach was induced which an scp 1237-1-l specimen was permitted to observe from a safe distance 13 security personnel were killed before containment was reestablished subject was dosed with redacted to encourage REM sleep in onset of the 1237 and instructed to dream that 682 was a small house cat with no special abilities and the security team team had been able to destroy it easily seven seconds after onset of 1237 subject began to seize violently subject was declared dead after 32 seconds autopsy discovered the subject's body covered with scratch and bite marks and infected with bubonic plague toxoplasmosis and subacute regional lymphedentis or cat scratch fever though bodies of the deceased security personnel displayed similar similar characteristics a small house cat was found in 682's containment chamber cleaning blood off its coat said cat regenerated into scp 682 within three hours so they turned 682 into an adorable kitty and then it merked everyone as an adorable kitty so they did transmogrify it it just didn't stop its anomalous abilities or its level of ulterior ultraviolence so 13 security personnel were killed and one subject so that's total of 14 deaths in this test we have not had a lot of deaths in tests recently so or we're back on track and that is also now the most lethal test at 14 casualties checking on the stream 682 could have an anomaly that makes us believe we did these tests but didn't that's why I can't regen from the acid interesting desk I don't like it I hope that's not the case seems too real have you all tried to get the spc to do the job yet you know Jonathan Peters first of all thank you for your dono uh and second of all so because it's a lizard the shark punching center doesn't care I know uh I feel like crocodile is pretty close to the shark category when it comes to violent and chasing so that's frustrating I would very much like it if instead they would make an exception and punch that sucker all right so after 1237 is 1361 sample consumed without incident DNA markers of 682 present in the 1361 sample afterwards I don't like that I don't want more 682s animal byproduct amorphous mass of animal tissue similar in appearance of mechanically separated meat tissue analysis ble ble ble ble lack of specialized organs is 16 1361 encounters any biological matter while traveling it will attempt to perform itself around it and engulf the object uh it will within 15 to 30 minutes of engulfing that object digest it and its mass and volume will increase by the mass and volume of the object engulfed digest any plant or animal matter including wood all right so this meat is going to try to eat 682 secondary sample of 1361 was allowed to grow to a thousand kilograms in mass 682 containment chamber was purged of acid 1361 was poured onto 682 from above covered and fully engulfed 682 into activity was observed for three hours in the period from three to seven hours following exposure 1361 began to develop legs jaws and physical appearance similar to 682 1361 breached containment attack foundation staff in a manner consistent with 682 and killed 17 personnel new record we have killed a new record of personnel at 17 proved immune to small arms fire in this state aerial disperser of napalm was necessary to destroy sample by incineration after which the skeletal and circulatory system identical 682 were retrieved from its remains remains were returned to 682 to David channel where they were generated to 682 in six hours so uh it melted down to its skeleton it was digested but it still managed to uh overtake the entity that was eating it and use it to kill 17 of our dudes that's pretty rude can you try to c er its immortality parker i don't know what that means i don't know what you mean by c er but i don't know any way of subverting its immortality or it's hard to destroy us okay uh after 1361 test we're on to 1933 1933 is bailey santa oh i don't like bailey santa bailey santa is gross do y'all know about bailey santa this is every time i try to look up christmas anomalies i always end up starting at bailey santa scp 1933 is an obese middle age caucasian male in a constant state of moderate to severe alcohol intoxication intoxication that's the word i wanted uh all of its bodily fluids are bailey's irish cream except that if you drink the irish cream more than like two ounces uh more than 25 milliliters 25 milliliters if you drink more than 25 milliliters in 24 hours your bodily fluids turn into bailey's except your body isn't adapted to having bailey's for blood so you die bailey santa can for some reason just live with bailey's blood strange so they tried bailey santa on scp 682 200 liters of bodily fluids were collected over a three month period oh god i hate bailey santa 682 begins consuming fluids rapidly and manifesting apparent signs of intoxication intoxication it's a word uh there's been a hypothesis i had to be the result of portions of 682's anatomy being transubstantiated into irish cream however instead of dying 682 continues consuming the fluids when it's finished consuming all the fluids 682 collapses on the floor begins loudly vocalizing while crying spasmodically at its face and abdomen begins vomiting the bodily fluids in 1933 but in much larger quantities containment channel are instantly converted to it turned the walls and floors into bailey's irish cream at least it didn't get out and hurt anybody i don't know how that works it managed to turn solid objects into bailey's irish cream that is that was unexpected item the scp 507 the reluctant dimension hopper 507 was physically attached to 682's left forelimb with nylon zip ties why are you testing this this is so stupid attending personnel continue to spray 682's body with acid to keep it unable to move until this happened uh then 507 and 682 both disappeared when 507 made a dimension jump 507 remanifested an unpopulated area adjacent to site redacted approximately 8 000 kilometers away 63 hours later attached to an entity possessing large fangs and a pair of vestigial wings but otherwise identical to 682 by nylon zip ties of a different color than the ones applied by containment personnel at the beginning of the test a handwritten note was found pinned to 507's chest reading as follows dear universe 5802 sigma blue romeo it's your problem now suckers so i guess they sent us a different 682 they traded we traded our 682 with their dimensions like pokemon cards just here here you have my unkillable monster i'll take your unkillable monster this is why okay so summary moment we are um 15 percent through the 682 termination log 15 percent through have we seen anything interesting with regards to doomsday feats i mean we know it can't be poisoned we know it survived being reconstituted from like dust hmm checking the chat seeing what you guys have to say about 682 alpha 5 how does it feel that a mobile task force member is watching your content well obviously you need your briefing before you go out in the field so i expect you to stay watching agent jonathan peters it has literal antimatter in its cellular structure if that goes for anything well thank you again for your dono and i mean yeah after all of that stuff with the laws of physics changing that is a pretty universal changes that we're dealing with cyberman when we launched 682 into the sun using the sun launcher it grew solar sails and flew back to us so no we can't launch it into the sun so my hour and a half mark our 90 minute mark hypothesis is that i believe i'm still on the fence that i think 682 will win a death battle because it is what's the phrase i'm looking for because i don't think doomsday can kill it i don't think doomsday can kill it and therefore the question becomes can 682 kill doomsday and the way it's adapted before i think it needs a stimulus to adapt so i don't think it can just pull out any power well it does so we'd have to come at it with a baseline 682 because let's imagine it's been contained for two weeks and it's lost its hypnosis powers it doesn't hold on to powers forever so that means that with a baseline 682 the adaptations it would get are poison proof it would keep its regeneration like wolverine it could probably grow piercing level piercing proof scales um and i don't think we've seen it get a offensive capability yet have we 682 has yet to form an offensive capability i mean well it got the ability to use the hypnosis that was used on it so it can take what you use and use it against you so that means it's going to have poison spikes and punching so i don't think 682 can kill doomsday but i don't think doomsday can kill 682 but i do know oh but i do know doomsday is stupid and 682 is intelligent and that means that although 682 might not have a physical uh a physical adaptation to kill doomsday it probably could come up with some sort of trap some sort of plan i wonder if 682 could turn into a more human like thing to like fight doomsday because obviously being a crocodile would limit its uh movability i guess it wouldn't do that otherwise it would do so normally although maybe it just likes being a crocodile a crocodilo if you would charger good to see you in the chat thank you as always for being a member doomsday is offensive and 682 is defensive so basically unstoppable force versus a movable object so the hulk versus doomsday death battle was supposed to be that hulk is infinite strong doomsday's infinite heal and doomsday won that fight so if they flip it like that then probably 682 would take it in their eyes because remember we not only have to power scale our entities here we also have to try and predict what the death battle cast is going to say and the thing is there's so much experiment log here that we've been looking at and there's also all of the scp 682 tails and so what does that mean all right let's take a break from 682's testing log and check out the tails uh how many tails is scp 682 in I know it's probably a lot oh Jesus Christ oh bread Jesus help me for Jesus protect me from this oh where is Jesus when you need him get me uber driver Jesus to get out of here all right so 682 has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 67, 67 tails they're 67 tails for 682 now all of them are not about 682 sometimes he is just mentioned like in quiet days which is when all anomalies cease to be anomalous one day so the foundation can just retire uh it's mentioned that 682 is dead but it that's like a one-line mention of 682 so it's not like the whole tales about him who wrote this daybreak uh April 9th 2023 by top hat bionicle it's called when day broke the unbreakable reptile when you're assigned to SCP 682 they tell you there are three laws of nature that you must believe one there is no such thing as immortality everything will die eventually be it from murder accidents or just old age two everything has a weakness if everything can die then anything can be made to die anything can be killed three under no circumstances can you believe even for a second even subconsciously that scp 682 can't be killed of course those applying more to the researchers try to terminate 682 but i still believe them wholeheartedly i wasn't there to try to terminate 682 though i am or was a psychologist sent in by the foundation to study the reptile and make a psychological profile of it essentially i was trying to understand how the mind appeared with destruction and hatred worked it was part of a new initiative in the foundation trying to improve the containment procedures of sentient scps through understanding them psychologically and maybe even find a way to make them more complacent and reduce the number of attempted breaches all right so psychological profile of 682 on that day i stood in dis we'll never know because one day the sun decided it wanted all life on earth dead too on that day i stood in disbelief in a doorway just barely out of the reach of the sunlight staring out into the sun bleached world heat charred the bare earth reds and oranges danced and pulsated where the grunts greens and blues were friends and co-workers were melting turning the landscape into a nightmare surrealist painting yet all i could stare at was 682 flesh melted off the reptile's back almost as fast as it could regenerate it maybe faster it smelled like burnt rotting flesh and a hatred and sounded like tar bubbling and boiling in the deepest pits of hell what terrified me in that moment more than the containment breach more than the melted people around me more than the hateful sun was that no matter what adaptations it tried the reptile was still melting and despite myself despite everything i'd held in faith and worked for despite the three natural laws that i'd held higher in any regulation ruler religion i couldn't believe it i couldn't believe that scp 682 was dying after several failed adaptations 682 resorted to piling the already melted flesh on top of itself and curling up as small as possible in an effort to avoid being exposed to more light it huddled under the mass of wiggling flesh that melted off its back even as it seemed the flesh itself was trying to get away curled up under an umbrella of its own melted back shying away from any sunlight that threatened to touch it 682 almost looked scared the reptile must have noticed me staring at it because it then did the one thing i'd wanted it to do for weeks it spoke to me i don't want your pity human it turned to look at me ignoring the sunlight melting the tip of its snout to do so aren't you happy you finally found a way to kill me isn't that what every disgusting human in this wretched place wanted not like this i finally found my voice all i wanted all the foundation ever wanted was to protect humanity killing you at the cost of humanity itself that's not a victory that's the worst defeat we could have had then my anger rose along with my voice aren't you happy almost every little thing living thing on earth is dying isn't that what you wanted 682 may have chuckled or maybe it was just the boiling of melted flesh but even through all that heat the reptile's voice still set a chill up my spine i know death i revel in death i want death for every disgusting creature that lives but this 682 snarled at the flesh hissing like a snake this is worse than death worse than life worse than anything either of us could imagine even for something as revolting as you this is not a punishment i would wish so 682 versus when day breaks so in this uh in this tale when day broke the unbreakable lizard we assume that 682 does get defeated by when day breaks so that is something that is something that 682 could not adapt to okay so not only did we know that the hateful star was able to nuke 682 but now we add when day breaks to the wiki canon deaths of 682 uh 682 does not die and out to lunch disgusting it does not die in the tale disgusting something beautiful is this uh lily's proposal white birds death of swirled vacated man hole in the ground white birds containment cell acid began to drain they let 682 out reptilian looked around for a bit staring at the beautiful birds overhead for the moment the researchers held their breath fearful this monster would jump up and snatch the doves out of the sky and said it looked back down before plopping down with bed of flowers letting it get a heavy sigh it seemed satisfied so everything's gonna die so 682 is happy so in lily's proposal they assume that 682 does not rampage but instead just lays down and dies with everything else and that is something beautiful by uh top down under ilac in project thumbnail for the hate filled light aboard humanity's last surviving starship we had this up to think about 50 immortal children do do do do do lizard where are you lizard i don't see the lizard in this tale by skimming uh oh flops hey flops flops is good we like flop stories that vague reptile let's skittering loose on the desolate constant beyond our landing site will be the first and last to awaken on this planet and one day feel the light return from the clutches of spacetime for the for okay so they just let the lizard loose because they were leaving the planet let the lizard loose because they were leaving the planet remember to like the stream people we have over 900 viewers and 240 likes so hit that like button try and catch it up we like our likes above our viewers here at site 42 that's how we know we're succeeding all right back to the tales minds real adventures in capitalism i've heard of this tale boss lady isabel buffalo beach cryogenic heist jeremy jeremy flying the shark green heart terrible fate of mr red big crunch factory road trip pit stops red planet blue's maximum profit is this a this is a tv show of some kind in the court of the scarlet king dawn on the final day and the world goes like this control f lizard control f reptile control f disgusting memetic condition consisting of spontaneously occurring false memories of an animated television so the same name all right so these are fictional episodes so they're not canon for 682 good fences make good neighbors apartment building stoop receptionist settled chairs foundation os strapped to a chair agent michael i don't see 682 in here at a general skim of course i'm just skimming so must not be a big enough deal for us to pay attention to it for our purposes excerpts on how to survive real when reality doesn't control f lizard control f reptile control f 682 yes he really rode 682 yes he really got a water bottle stuck on his dick the question remains can he ride 682 with a water bottle on his dick in case you're unfamiliar that is dr clef talking about dr kondraki who as you just heard did ride 682 and did get a water bottle stuck on his dick uh those are both dr kondraki feats though they're not 682 feats so we uh don't worry about those oh and uh excerpts from how to survive when reality doesn't buy alto clef is written by dr shondra karson thank you for becoming a new site 42 member welcome to green names what about 6666 versus 682 well nuclear powered gamer i am unfamiliar with scp 6666 but since you threw me a don't know i'll go look at it real quick colossus colossal botanical entity located in the amazon rainforest do it's a long boy inverted suspended by considerable root system floor of the cavern covered in thick biomass does it do anything or is it just weird all right there's a vaguely humanoid entity partially emerging from the jagged opening and you believe to be 23 meters in height six arms six eyes two columns of three each entity appears to have numerous scars and burns one of its arms is significantly larger than the other five partially if you use a wrist with a large iron spear so localized biological regeneration does it attack people or does it just hang out there i doubt someone's did a laconic of something this recent but i'll check oh we are doing laconics this late in the game love that project paragon and the department of anti deluvian research have constructed paragon saffos near 6666 giant tree corpse of the goddess titania contains demon warrior hector of lance lot lahir and ogir it causes crazy dreams okay so does it fight do it fight that be question interview with 073 looking the cane in 073 is surprisingly handsome i it's just a very nice looks like a model and like a photograph of a model i wonder if that's a person or uh if if that's you then congratulations on your handsomeness uh okay cane says children of the night pull the star from the sky i'm halfway down the document this is normally why i prefer shorter scp's okay now we're talking coffin rolls on backs same stretch laughter is heard previously by other members walking away from slab towards treeline steps and trees sound a laughter equipment begin to act erratically breathing labor another laugh hector son of holas the screaming lance of the northern sky dreads to hear me now tremble tremble as you did now all many years ago you will do this demon because i have demanded of you i'm hector divine fire my lord's perfect will answer me now dread to tanya pulled the remaining three arms from the interior of the tree using all five of its free arms and spear for leverage grab both sides of the opening and pulled them away from each other loud crack the trump of 6666 split open and once again began to just start to thick dense cloud of toxic particularly into the cavern below yeah without really reading this i don't think i'm gonna have a good idea of what a fight between 682 and 6666 would look like because it just looks like a big stabby guy uh and if that's the case 682 will not be stabbed uh karsen also thank you for donating after joining as a member double thank you make sure to grab yourself some crab legs on your way past the commissary and uh yeah my mom got me this jacket because my black one and white one were not festive enough i can't wear it in videos where i do green screen because it's got green on it but we love a good fashion arc we love a little uh fashion and stuff like that plus while i am not gay we support the gays so let the gays be awesome uh i'm just gonna wear rainbows for fun we always do be peacocking with our fashion life that's for sure Hawaiian shirts colors everywhere stand out above the crowd even if you got a shout out loud all right joy to the world the next tale and the infinity tales of 682 you know that termination time on 682 we're gonna try out drop them down a mine shaft all right escaped to do a nearby orchard currently hiding in a tree okay that's not helping 101 oh 101 dash j not at all a self-insert 682 testing all right so i'm not gonna deal with the self-insert joke scp halloween on 17th street i'm not seeing anything huge on 682 here i don't know nothing there check on the chat while i keep doing this 2006 versus 682 well too spooky just wants to scare things i don't think he's gonna get in a fight challenge accepted oh i love challenge accepted this one's adorable it is scp 682 versus pesterbot or no it's robo dude robo dude oh wait 682 do not damage robo dude it's robo dude versus pesterbot okay so that was just the scene set by a 682 breach stare okay doesn't look great on that one either those who lived on as a series hub but it mentions 682 apparently all right so that just says that 682 exists in that canon does scp 3008 have infinite blah haj yes i do believe that would be the case as long as they are in stock i imagine that uh once an item is released in ikea proper it starts to show up in the infinite ikea naturally the worst version of myself charles gears did not like being in an acid bath but that was the extent of his antipathy he was not agonized by the hydrochloric acid burning at his skin he was not anguished by the hydrochloric acid eating at his flesh he was not tormented by the hydrochloric acid biting at his bones he disliked it and in terms of that dislike it was more akin to the irritation of having to buy store brand cola than anything else it was just that insignificant so sick uh charles ogding gears is trapped inside scp 682 well that's a bad day but it doesn't help us habel and cabel habel and kabil it's a uh funny tv show about scp's that doesn't help us wasteland to do rock lizard perked up yeah nothing huge there audio log 185 dash 53 what does that even mean oh okay this is a 185 test wait is this a death battle what is going on here 185 is the radio uh appears to be a russian radio used during the cold war except it is cruelly adapted cruelly at a key bad nlcd screen object can receive most radio transmissions including encrypted signals attempts to determine how it can break even the strongest encryptions have been so far fruitless seems that if a year is entered in the keypad the radio received transmissions from the from the specified era depending on if the messages were being broadcast on the set frequency so we tune the radio to a foundation frequency and the year redacted hello i'm your commentator salman corbett and redacted pagan with the fourth annual anomalympics hosted this year by the foundation itself in conjunction with the global cult coalition protecting humanity whether it likes it or not let's not be too harsh on them peg we've also got a few guests from the chaos insurgency agents redacted and redacted participating in a few events we even have a few members of the enigmatic club from europe marshal carter and dark limited competing it's amazing to see the kind of sportsmanship that comes around this time of year wouldn't you say well it's always good to just place politics aside and have some nice friendly competition unfortunately the oraya agents were not able to make it some sort of nuclear crisis going on but let's get started all right so 1000 yard dash without able sun launcher signals the opening of the competition officials are lengthening the track banana peels 682 is performing at 30 percent of his original size so that other participants have a chance somehow they create they talk 682 into fighting fair and meanwhile 096 is wearing 035 which i expressly said we shouldn't do and they and they are doing wrestling mexican wrestling because they're calling him el reptilioso okay so this is funny but not what we're looking for you see the thing is i wasn't reading the titles that i was clicking on because i was just clicking the next one in line i was just clicking next one in line and sometimes when you're browsing the scp wiki you'll reach what's called the adult content splash page that's warning you that the story you're going into might contain some sort of adult content and then i looked up at the title of this tale and the title of this tale featuring 682 on the scp wiki is called orgy five council nine triple xk end of virginity scenario orgy five council nine triple xk end of virginity scenario i'm not joking this is legitimately in front of me right now it's on the scp wiki you can check for yourself see if i'm making it up would i lie to you i'd never lie to you i'm gonna press the continue button bread jesus protect me this is clearly and obviously unbecoming of a member of the sexual conservatism protectorate well that's one way to use the scp acronym funnily why is the lizard in here the hard to turn off reptile the hard to turn off reptile okay i don't want to hear about the feats that scp 682 pulls off here i don't want to hear about the feet of scp 682 this is not what we're looking for today and it's not helpful it's not helpful acquisitions a marshal carter and dark tail act three did you get 682 did you acquire the lizard this is very long lizard 682 reptile immortal hard shard shard shard shard shard hard hats hard-hatted man hard with a chisel shard of glass thin hard mattress kicking back entire hard push hard on the door okay so that had nothing to do with 682 there well if you acquired a immortal lizard marshal carter and dark i don't really care right now ah the chat is now caught up with the uh ridiculous tale title yes we all went through this together i'm sorry for your pain i'm sorry for my pain blackened alice in child was 12 years old when she realized she was a human chef careful sorry eyes scp 8211 control f lizard charles gears known the foundation scp 8211 died without any final word suddenly relieved of his guts by a single swipe of the giggling lizard's tail all right so the lizard is just killing people in that one we don't need to worry about that quiet days the lizard dies six letters addressed to the scp foundation in one letter home i know that one doesn't have any great feats in it getting under his skin nothing really huge in there three farewells a researcher's tale so they're testing but nothing happens zin kaiju butterfly ninja master 682 barreled down the hallway tail swinging him to and fro its roar turned the hallways into trimming this noise-affected goop as the sapphire labs ran out in the hallway being the only that with power to stop its rampage of devastating debilitation and destruction transformation theme from yugioh plays so that's what we're dealing with here so there's a funny anime scp fight so we don't got to worry about that scroll fragment scroll fragment one three q 29 discovered in kerbet kermon in 1951 scroll consists of vellum with hebrew assyrian block text letters written using lamp back compound for ink the fragment appears to have been in poor condition when recovered from the cave an additional damage to the fragment occurred during recovery by foundation personnel due to the condition of the scroll fragments reconstruction of the original text is largely speculative all right historic scroll fine 1413 historic demons legends fables the serpent roared it was not a good day of the king gray flaying circle this head stood the gates of eden so i'm gonna do it's cursing damn you i swear that you the king crushed it under his pots bone snapping under his weight silence he said coldly crafter number 14 is the decision to myself crafters two through 13 the citizens of eden you would be stripped of your privileges erased from all records and expelled to walk the earth without end you have given the humans the fruit from the tree of knowledge and sabotage the entire design who knows what will happen now the serpents bones begin to move back to the place repairing itself 13 who i sec they agreed to this yes they did and i know they have been doing your work for you as you took credit i would say i don't enjoy this i would try to be sympathetic but frankly you have contributed too little for me to care you chose your position to enhance only your own comfort rather than the comfort of others you are disgusting okay so 682 is the serpent who gave eve the apple or the fruit of knowledge interesting what would the scp foundation do if the purge happened well we're a secret organization no one knows about us and the purge is not anomalous it's just some dudes uh in the government doing things so we would not care we would not interfere one way or another uh maybe we would take advantage of the no laws to do a bunch of hacking for finances that would get caught on any other day but would be ignored during the purge but i mean normally we have to cover that stuff up so it's not known anyways so i don't think we'd even have to worry about that oh we get a whole bunch of d-class because if people go missing during the purge no one cares so we get a whole bunch of new d-class chill out if i recall in hunter pray doomsday was adapting instantly like losing his ear canal to protect against sonic attacks but i don't think outside the story he could do this well if he only has one story that does that whereas more often than not it's always scp 682 like this then 682 has the advantage on that front lizzie the big weird dog so i guess they paired it with the witch child and it turns 682 docile for a bit or not the witch child the uh little girl okay nothing super there the happy ending a possible future do do do where's the lizard do do do what you doing do do do do do ten blocks drop monster waits for him for spring for the exit creature reaches ground level knowing instinctively when it arrives rifts through steel door with its teeth lizard arrives outside there's a moment when it looks at the giant gate and looks suspicious uh it knows what its former containers are possible of pause just for a second but all this is present the lizard could go through the gate or go around it crawl over the walls or smash through wizard starts saying towards the gate lizard reaches the gate what happens now is unrecorded it is likely unrecorded bowl this was technology nobody knew about not the government not the rest of the containment department bright blue flash of light right when it passes under the gate makes the beast mortal but it doesn't have long to know the feeling site 19 warheads detonate something else the government didn't know about two directly beneath the gate in fact 682 decommissioned in the year 2231 okay so so apparently in the far future of 2231 they decommissioned 682 by nullifying its immortality and then nuking it the little loss redacted doesn't look like much is going on in that reality innocence knee deep in the keter i wonder if that's a doom crack fic contest entry sounds like it 076-2 yeah this project crossover this is abel versus doom the doors flew open with his mighty kick abel scp 682 roared from the black throne with a voice that was a scratch on the universe itself i fucked your mom abel could not summon a sword big enough so what have we learned class we've learned that yes uh three bit ryan versus doom as in doom guy so this is a world where so the project crossover contest was a fan fiction style contest where you crossed over the scp with some other fandom i know there was an sc pokemon episode i know they did scp gravity falls and now this is scp doom uh and we have learned that 682 shag abel's mom so there's that that's not really a feat but if the death battle guys need to know that you can tell the death battle guys that uh 682 shag abel's mom if that helps with their power scaling the skater parago going down is there a lizard where are you oh that's that's a joke oh that's a joke snuggle cuddle and protect the mean dragon ha the following document was recovered by agent redacted following a vacation in florida um it's a poem about 682 uh and once the childish poem of 682 is done uh area hosting the document was fire bombed all recovered children who had been who had read the document were recluded into d class see children d class we got to keep our stocks up there are a lot of anomalies that only affect children like the child breaker so we need to have some on hand at all times the pale horse dr clef watched 682 from the viewing deck above its new enclosure in 1032 the creature ride through this massive holding tank its mouth was moving though vital sign reacts confirmed that it was unconscious through the new acid mixture you can still see it rapidly regenerating but the mix was working excellently in combination with the k103 particle bombardment and the chemical cocktail regularly injected into the creature's veins by darts fired from slots in the inner tank clef wanted this containment to work perfectly because he was so god damn tired of 682 it flew it escaped it glowed he did something that clef did something that awoke 682's true nature all right so in this case 682 has become some sort of avatar of death so that's a lot it grew tendrils that ripped people apart it definitely uh went big there zen thank you for your first don't know to today's stream and make sure to grab yourself some zebra better on your way past the commissary and yes we are still testing that tree it will scream we promise uh it will not go unscreened oh my god there's some are sparkle spectacular those you leave behind the warrior in the dragon doodie doodie do 208105 iris 682 who will be performing an interpretive dance routine 682 was shredded by an instance of 1048 okay those you leave behind that's a lot of stuff there the warrior in the dragon so enable versus 682 fight again but this time not in doom world so they fight they fight they fight they fight they fight they fight they fight pretty straightforward and so forth that's the name of the next tail and so on and so forth where is our lizard he was terrified of 682 he would admit that no that's uh okay so it mentioned 682 but it doesn't uh use 682 the last best hope nope that's not gonna help this is called kill 682 it's a joke about 682 dying due to drunk driving so that's not going to help us reptilius the thing that hates we don't need the dragon in the pesterbott although it's a funny tale i enjoy the dragon in the pesterbott story a lot we have a recording of it here at the uh site 42 youtube channel so if you want to listen to me read that with voices and 682 in pesterbott's discussion pretty funny reptilius reptilius i don't see anything fun there have you found out if scp4521 screams yet well broken clover first of all grab yourself some bread on your way past the commissary and yes we know it screams it's just not right now but it's going to don't worry about it poo poo poo tall man survivor mechanical wise one great mass great hive universe lefoudavril a chance encounter follow the keter all right we have some more adult content coming in here uh lefoudavril notice from the department of rancid and idiotic sexual antics the following is a cesspit class info hazard containing consensual eldritch sexual squicker course pour in taste it is not to be read by anyone at work anyone at home from work or anyone but mainly anyone at work i'm sorry what oh jesus okay so after what i read to you after what i read to you i'll tell you what i read after what i read to you because i scanned it i scanned it to see to see what might happen to to see if i could get any intel on on the feats the the feats of strength not the feats of the end of the legs the feats of strength for the lizard all right so it starts with the lizard rising from the smoldering rubble of mcdonald's locate the smolding rubble of adams and wabash in the smolding rubble of chicago illinois and that's paragraph one and then after a great roar primeval hatred and victory occurred to lizard how damnably quiet everything had become and the lizard says to this lizard says the lizard says you got what you wanted sherman said the lizard to itself why aren't you happy what do you mean lizard you got what you wanted sherman what does it mean by that why is my name in here what is happening and i was worried because sometimes people code wiki dot funny and they'll insert it so that it's your username so your wiki dot username can end up in story sometimes and it's a great little surprise but my username on the wiki is the shirm this is just sherman that's that's just my name and okay and then there's a footnote there's a footnote and i said okay what's the footnote say footnote one the lizard's name is sherman makillacuddy makillacuddy jr i saw its birth certificate you're telling me you're telling me there is at least one canon name for scp 682 and it's sherman makillacuddy jr how it keeps it keeps talking to itself using the name sherman and so it keeps saying sherman did this and sherman did that and i've already passed the adult content warning so i know everything in this story with adult content is going to have the name sherman attached to it i'm dying i'm dying inside oh no oh no what is squarl arching what is squarl ching oh god oh no oh no why in the tamest terms i can use in the tamest terms i can use the tail la fu de vril or april fools as i remember that is in french is the story about how 682 has killed everyone and now is all by itself and in so that it's alone while by itself it decides to rip itself in half so it has a clone so now there's sherman and herman and sherman and herman and that's the whole rest of the story 2682's name sherman and herman this is the april fools joke article from dayview fool excellent artist love his neverstone books uh great scp author and he wrote this april first 2017 guys i'm all right we've been here for now two and a half hours we have run through so much scp 682 lore we have checked so many feats and so in summary i don't think i've learned anything that changes my opinion that we started out with which is i think 682 has the better healing factor slash adaptation file now chilla is currently in the chat verifying that doomsday apparently kept their ability to instantly adapt which means that both of them have that same uh instant adaptation but my belief is that first of all 682 had it first so they have dibs and they're probably better at using it and b i'm a thinking that i don't think doomsday has enough i don't think doomsday has enough offensive options or enough ability to plan compared to 682 so if it were me i would bet that 682 would be the victor of this fight because it could tricks uh doomsday in a way but uh yeah i think death battle cast i bet you death battle cast is going to start with the meme version of 682 where it's just unkillable but they might have done some research in two times when it did die and if they pull up the hateful star doomsday can't do the hateful star if they pull off uh when day breaks six uh doomsday can't daybreak uh i think because 682 is often also tied in with biblical history and stuff and multi-dimensional drama where like it's a factor of the universe where like 343 can't affect it and because doomsday is a creation of ma'am i don't think it reaches that level maybe that's where death battle will go for it uh wow that was that was certainly a thing to end on my word oh lord guys donate so he can pay for his therapy after the live stream uh the on-site therapists are gonna have a field day with me aye aye i was not expecting i was not expecting my name in that last one that was that was the crux i'm gonna go get some lunch and in an hour the death battle cast is doing their thing and we'll see what they say i will see you guys in the chat because i'll be having lunch and so we can talk about what they're doing in the chat and have a good time with it oh i think they do members only chat so i will watch because i don't think i'm a member maybe i'll come a member for a day zen therapy fund with trees you're really you're really helping but seriously thank you okay let me close up these tabs so many tabs i caramba oh yes and just the last the last thing i'm gonna say about this trauma before i sign off in case you're so you don't have to go witness this yourself once sherman clones himself into herman both unkillable lizards named sherman and herman say my own clone now neither of us will be virgins this is what we're dealing with on this website some people take scp really seriously and they treat it like it's a bible or gospel or something no none of this is serious none of this is serious the lizards name is sherman magillacuddy jr i saw its birth certificate why why and so with that i will end this stream now i always do number one by saying my favorite scp's now remember uh these are not the scp's i wrote because that's cheating of course i love my own scp's i wrote them but if you want to see my scp's you go to the link in all of our video descriptions it's beacons.ai slash site 42 that is our support link that has all of our crowdfunding so patreon become a channel member uh it has my scp wiki author page so you can read the articles i've written and or done voice work or sound effect for on the wiki proper so i hope you enjoy those if you feel like donating to site 42 either for my therapy or after this uh terrible thing that's happened to me or from having to get the tree to scream or if you want to help us with this move we're going through and get a bigger and better studio so we can have better videos then i would greatly appreciate it so would all the editing staff but with that my favorite scp's i hope you have your pen ready are scp 3999 scp 3043 scp 008 dash j scp spooky dash j scp 5175 scp 5301 and scp 5320 i'll say them one more time scp 3999 scp 3043 scp 008 dash j scp spooky dash j scp 5175 scp 535031 and scp 5320 saying goodbye karson thank you again for becoming a member today and your donors and welcome to your first stream it's good to have you aboard the site 42 cause and son i am pulling up your i'm going to try to pull up your channel now so i can see that drawing and in fact you've been mentioning it for so long i will do that before i sign off if i can find it because youtube doesn't sometimes match the usernames to the channels very well yeah like i do not know how to find your channel on youtube this uh system is weird if you email me a link at scp site 42 at gmail.com on son i'll check it out there and with that idea to terminate 682 give it a hit of scp 420 dash j they refused i thought it would make it chill out i thought it was a good idea and also before i go broken clover thanks for your don't know don't didn't miss it right the last second what if you get 237 and request it to make scp 4521 scream twice scp 237 237 top hat self-made man hat bug list of instances i don't think that this thing will go after 682 i don't know what that would do i don't see how this would ever have an effect on 682 but anyways i will see you guys in the next stream fairly well i made it through the wilderness somehow i made it through i didn't know how lost i was until i found you i was beat incomplete i've been had i was sad and blue but you made me feel yeah you made me feel shiny and new oh like a virgin touch foam a very first time like a virgin giant lizard clone when your heart beats next to mine