 What the hell did I just watch? In all sincerity, who or what in God's forbidden name would be driven to create such a sick and twisted monstrosity? Nothing could honestly ruin something for you any worse than this did for me. Two days ago I was looking on eBay for seasons of aqua teen hunger force I was specifically looking for the second one since I owned most of the others Now I'm the type of person who likes to conserve my money So I was trying to find the season for really cheap However, I wasn't able to find one for under $20 so I gave up on searching I asked a friend if he knew of any good sites that sold cheap TV episodes similar to eBay He then asked why would you be searching for cheap movies when you can just warrant them on the pirate day as he Chuggled to himself. I then said to myself why not so we hung up and I looked up the episode on pirate day I scrolled through the choices checking the comments to see if the torrents were legitimate All I saw were a handful of comments in each link saying something similar to do not download this It contains a system for T2 virus which took me forever to delete and other things like that After a while of being bored searching through the torrents I saw one with no comments It was called Aquatine hunger for sci-so. I know that it's a bad idea to download things within clear contents But honestly, I was sick of looking all over. It's just a show. Why the hell does this have to be so difficult? So I began downloading the torrent oddly enough It reached 100% at a much faster time than my downloads normally take to complete So I nzipped the folder and ripped it to my DVDs folder I then opened up my documents to click the folder, but I couldn't find it. I felt confused Quickly I found out that the DVD folder was strangely renamed to what which threw me off because files aren't allowed to contain Question marks not to mention that the file was somehow renamed without my command Remaining and worried I opened the folder and there the file was named Aquatine hunger for sci-so. I clicked it and Windows Media Player came up I pressed full screen and started watching the Warner Brothers logo appeared along with the piano music However, the music sounded and normally different. It sounded slightly distorted and off key as if it were being played at a slower speed The last golden note of the music proved my thoughts right. It definitely was off key. This aggravated me Making me think wonderful. It's glitched instantly the menu popped up What I saw took me by surprise and sent chills down my spine Remember the DVD case of the third season of aquatine hunger force the disturbed and creepy cartoon depictions of me quad Shake and fry lock killing things with insane lunatic facial details That was exactly what the menu was it appeared with a sudden dip sound the same noise You would hear from plugging something into a large speaker while it was still on I don't know if it was the brightness of my laptop or the fact that their faces were illuminated due to video quality But the faces were really creeping me out It sent a chilling jolt of fear from my neck down to my feet the menu choices were play all Episodes and set up wanting to get the menacing look of the characters off the screen as soon as possible I clicked play all I considered closing and deleting it But I decided to just let it play the screen went to black with a softer dip sound It stayed like that for 10 seconds I was about to check what the deal was when the intro came and took me by surprise Instead of a doctor weird interlude or even the beginning drum beat of the song It just started piercingly loud with my name Again surprising the hell out of me nevertheless I was relieved that the sound wasn't distorted this time the intro seemed normal Well almost normal until me quad transformed into a lot seemed like a tune stone with a dirt covering instead of an igloo I didn't notice it too well because I wasn't going to pay a lot of attention to an intro that I've seen 100 times already But from what I also think I saw me twad's face wasn't his typical tithy smile It was his face of displeasure and dislike the same look he gets when shake breaks one of his toys That sad and depressed look shakes face seemed blank and completely expressionless He showed less expression than his typical bored face Freilocks expressions remained normal the rest of the intro played out just fine However when it ended a strange negative static like image flashed on screen with the sound of static then the episode played I don't know what the hell that was but from how much I could pick up from it It wasn't something I would like to see at 2 a.m. Alone in my room The episode playing was the one with the snake shake brought in a long cardboard box claiming to be for me Quad the episode was playing normally until one thing really set me off the box said cannibal on it I know I don't remember this episode very distinctly from when I saw it a long time ago on adult swim But that box definitely did not say that at the time. I got a strange vibe coming from this episode making me feel Uncomfortable I kept watching and everything seemed normal besides the strange creepy vibe from the cardboard box The off-do Warner Brothers intro the sudden start of the episode and that freaking main menu screen Then at the part where the snake was sinking his teeth into a meatlood the screen went blank I checked the timestamp and wondered what the hell was wrong with this file Eventually after about 26 seconds it cut to the part where the snake had swallowed meatlood and shake You could clearly see the outlines of their bodies bulging from the snake's belly Here's the creepiest part in the normal episode I remember shake and meatlood just being in a regular standing position while inside the snake this time Shake's pose was crooked and looked very awkward. He was bent backwards like his spine was fractured There was something about it that made it seem like someone or something purposely broke it by force Meatlood was in the shape of what seemed like a chubby baby infant slightly turned over from a sitting-up position Very displeasing to look at I pushed on thinking that this episode could not get any stranger Shake was rambling on as usual then he said something very muffled and strange I was hardly able to somewhat make it out It sounded like get the camera so we can post this on the internet when maybe what gets rotted my stomach acid I didn't think shake would ever say something like this Hell I didn't even think a joke like that could be allowed on the Family by or even South Park the way it was delivered came off as very morbid and devilish as if he wanted pain and misery more than anything Shake always loves making meatlood miserable and tormenting him, but he only does it to rag on him not to make him suffer I realized I was feeling too sympathetic for meatlood. It's just a cartoon character, right? Who cares? It's not even real. I continued watching the episode Frylock informed shake and meatlood that he was going to laser the snake to get them out But then in the middle of Frylock's eyes lighting up and zapping the snake it cut to black with the dip sound again I was really getting sick of this. I waited for about 30 seconds while checking my phone I looked up and just as I was about to skip ahead the laptop lit up so fast It startled me frylock screamed at the top of his lungs Oh god, what have I done? The sound blared out of my speaker is so loudly that it felt like it was causing a violent rumbling impact upon my spine Making me jolt and spaz in panic and fear there was Frylock's face His face was very closely detailed like some of the faces in Spongebob His eyes were opened up so wide that his eyes were almost popping out of his sockets Vans in his forehead were very visible with his blood coursing through them His teeth were sharp and clipped despite his braces which amplified the disgusting nature of them and his eyes His eyes were shocking, menacing, demonic, insane and ridden with psychotic lunacy All of his veins were popping out and blood red The bottom half was bloodshot turning from a dark red to a sudden distinct red where his maniacal pupils were He had red irises. They seemed to be flowing with blood Gore was splattered all over his face Pieces of shake who for some reason had human innards and meat blood were slowly sliding off The remains of them were just covering the walls behind him Blood, guts and ruptured organ tissue stained the walls in a catastrophic bloodbath The walls were smeared with nothing but bodily bits It wasn't just the Gore that was traumatizing to look at it was Frylock's face He stared deep into my soul and passed it His face was unbearable to look at I jumped back and fell off of my bed in one motion I was breathing heavily and my heart was skipping beats Looking up, something about the laptop made it seem like it turned to face Frylock's face directly at me during the fall After a moment of disbelief and fear, adrenaline rushed throughout my whole body and I leapt up to my laptop and shut it The sound still kept blaring out the speakers The whole time, I could hear Frylock's voice screaming and wailing What have I done? I've killed them all In fall's hope of doing anything, I slammed down on my laptop trying to get it to shut up While shivering with a tingling numb feeling throughout me, I turned the laptop and took out the battery Frylock continued to wail, even though my battery was out Eventually, it halted to a sudden stop The creepiest feeling coursed throughout my body throwing my mind into a state of insanity and fright I was breathing very heavily, hyperventilating so loudly that the noise was echoing throughout my room My eyes must have widened like a madman It took me a good 15 minutes to collect myself and wonder what the hell was going on After a good hour of calming down at the slightest amount, I decided to reboot my laptop to delete the file I pressed the button and the laptop began firing up The windows was not shut down properly when you showed up I resumed windows normally Immediately, the same pattern of gore stains I previously saw faintly appeared on my screen Same layout, same exact pattern I was scared I assumed that the brightness of the blood showing up burnt into my screen I was pissed but more scared than anything When the desktop loaded, the gore was much more visible It looked similar to Modern Warfare 2, when you get injured and have to get to cover, except far more realistic It looked as if somebody literally blew their brains out all over my screen The worst thing about it was that the blood and guts were slowly dripping downward It was very noticeable I did everything I could think of to get rid of it Adjusting the screen resolution, display, restarted the goddamn thing four times The blood wouldn't go away My laptop was cursed with Freilocks murderous guilt But then a window popped up It was the windows media player I knew it wasn't going to be a pleasant sight I must have clicked the close button 450 times It wouldn't go away Looking near the bottom of the window, the title said, oh my god, in capital letters It scared the hell out of me I clicked the timeline somewhere in the middle and hoped I would see something that wouldn't mess with my head Anything would have done the job It didn't work Freilock appeared with the same menacingly insane look This time, he was holding Carl upside down in the back of the house near the brick wall The word cannibal was sprayed in graffiti on the bricks He had a piece of flesh hanging off his teeth He was holding a scalping knife up to his stomach Carl's face was the worst I've ever seen He too had two bloodshot bulging eyes looking ready to pop out His jaw hung wide open, even though he was upside down He was missing most of his teeth and the ones that were there were grotesquely crooked Blood ran out his mouth and nose down to his scalp, which was peeled like a banana Freilocks' face slowly grew into a smirk of twisted satisfaction As he brought the scalping knife to Carl's belly and began cutting Guts were pouring out like a fountain I couldn't take it anymore My eyes were bulging out of their sockets as I pressed all control delete over Over and over again Nothing worked I ripped out the battery and threw my laptop behind the bed The sounds of excruciating pain, girdling, and flesh ripping continued for 15 seconds 15 seconds, which seemed like an eternity The sounds stopped and I just laid down on my bed Staring blankly at the ceiling I couldn't think of anything but the blood splattering It was burned into my mind My ceiling seemed to be thriving with exploded flesh and human entrails I had a hard time trying to sleep but somehow I did I passed out around 8am I then began to have nightmares about waking up with blood and flesh all over my face And smeared owls in my hands In one of them, a piece of intestine itched my nose So I reached up to scratch it off only to pie myself in the face with salty tasting gore The blood burned my eyes I panicked and ran to a bathroom only to find that my face looked just like Freilocks I screamed and woke myself up sweating with fear I could never get the image out of my head Every time I looked somewhere, everything seemed to symbolize the gore patterns upon Freilocks face All I knew for sure was that I could never watch the show ever again After a long time of being haunted by the scene of murder I decided the only way to get it to stop tormenting me was by accepting it Accepting that it would be a part of me for a long time That's when I started waking up with bloody noses I would go to the mirror and find my own blood smeared all over my face In the same exact pattern every time