 Boom butter boom pow all right, but it's not cool Jacob why does our like Yeah, why does the thing that we work on for a living? Constantly try its best to make our lives harder to make everything horrible. Yeah, because it's because Jacob Bunt is still the thumbnail That's why I Just haven't found a better thumbnail every time I'm like I don't think about it for the entire week And then at the very last minute I'm like should I need a thumbnail and then I look through all of my pictures and Every time I see Jacob Bunt it cracks me up a little and I'm like, okay. All right. There we go You know, that's valid. It is pretty funny. It gives me a little smile and I'm like that is the emotional return that I'm looking for Send me a picture of all your guys avatar. I could draw us a thumbnail if you want Well, that'd be cool. Whoa, that'd be really neat. Wow. Oh, yeah, I forgot like What do you know what I like do art? What can you do like draw or something? Was that your entire brand? You your one kill Can I get it, but No Because obviously I'm mocking myself Why are all the spiders dead? Because because these are the spiders we already killed this isn't The boss this is pretty TPK. Yeah, oh, oh, I forgot Jacob, can you like can you share your screen because I'm gonna be not there for a bit? Oh? Yeah, that's fine. Oh, yeah, so we got a small little issue here. It's just a tiny little thing Deeter uploaded an entire ass fucking mod that makes that if we do not also download the mod It will not work for any of us like oh no join us in any way. He has to completely Redownload Baldur's gate. You can't just take off the mod. That's not enough What yep, he has to redownload the entire game That's crazy goes into the files and like why don't you just delete these files? Why don't you just be one of the designers of Baldur's gate three? Yeah, dude for reals All right, is everybody here that isn't Deeter and also who wants to play Deeter? Yeah I'll control. Yeah. Okay. That's very simple. All right, uh Just hit thing get mad at shit. I don't want to group up with him. There we go. All right. Well When Gore funky gets here, we will be ready to go I'm a spider. Yeah, it's all spider Yeah, I gave you six healing is by the way. Oh, thank you. Oh, maybe you guys should like rest before you go to that I know we don't want to waste our long rest materials too much But do we legit want a long rest because it might be useful. So there's another Actually, it doesn't matter. So yeah, yes, we should okay. All right. The weird the weird thing is that The the real material that you're using when your long resting is progressing potential story What? but no, no, no, but not like you'll miss out on anything. It's more like it's more like stuff will just kind of happen and I don't know if The reason I'm like it doesn't really matter is because we're not we don't really have any companions with us So they're not like super experiencing like the most that they could so it's not like a big deal So if anything it should be fine, we're gonna find so much food. We will be we we're playing on tactician, right? Yes. Yeah, okay. We will find a good amount of food We will not find tons of food, but we but we will we'll be fine Like Good berry which counts as camps applies Oh, then we're fine forever Yeah, we can also just short rest if we want. Yeah, why don't you hit a little short rest? Looking like yeah You're a warlock. Yeah, you're fine. All right. I have all my spell slots One less wild shape now actually and well if I if you short rest, I'll get one more. Oh, there we go Okay, fantastic. That means all we need to really do a short rest easy. Great. I love that. Oh And now Gore-Funky has I mean not I'm Gore-Funky tuned thick now has dipped poison axe because it got healing Can you assign sir thick to to me? Can't you do it? Just right click him and click group Can I know I cannot why can't you do that? Okay? How do I so escape and then put session? Okay, escape session? Yeah session I don't see a multi-player multiplayer. That's what we're looking for. What the fuck is session. Oh, there you go Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can just push that little button and give it a yeah Come on June thick. You were with me All right, well that's all I'm gonna get a get a familiar to real quick. Okay. Yeah, get your kitty Oh Do any prep spell have your players ever TPK'd and you had to like restart the entire thing? I Don't think I've ever I don't think I've ever gone back I don't I maybe have played in a game where a DM retconned But I don't think I've ever run a game where I was like y'all died. Oops not what I wanted to do Let's go back a little bit. Yeah, I normally am like you are all prisoners now And they all knock you unconscious We should like Are we live yet? How do I sneak again? Yeah, we're live I want to go like down to the bottom to get Okay, so we can do that but The eggs only hatch if the mom gets to it so I feel like it's better if we pin down the the matriarch Have we considered throwing the mom through that hole? Well, that's an option too, but there's cool loot on her We kid also the mom isn't really gonna get pinned down because she can just ethereal John Yeah, she can teleport not if we have a hold to go up. Come on. Does anybody have command? I have I speak with animals. Can I communicate with the mom? Oh Stop moving. Thank you. It's a monster. I mean, yeah, face spiders are not beasts So, okay, let me let me let me repress themselves because I forgot that I'm a druid and I'm a prep caster So I've got I've got flaming sphere Think I need that good good. Um, I don't think it would hurt. Let's repub everything. Let's remember. Thank you I've got here. You could get rid of the webs if they're For a little bit of damage, right, right, right. That's what I was thinking that could be helpful with so Let me let's keep heat. Let's keep wound cures. Let's keep some he's some eels Hands leap. No, no cloud. I have crown of madness That'll really help if she doesn't get pinned down She can just attack the rest of her spider people the issue is I tried casting it in the first place Oh, it has to be a humanoid enemy. That's why I can't use it Yeah This new crown of madness is kind of wack too because it goes like nearby So if they're like yeah, it has to very specifically be a scenario where the where the enemy is near a bunch of enemies That isn't yeah, usually I just attack some or I target somebody who's got like a bow or something because they're usually Right to begin with I have distant whispers. The issue is that it can't move but it will still teleport Yeah Jacob if you have like moon beam that might be good for just a sweep on the Little critters if they get there. Oh, you're right. Yeah, totally. Okay. I only have two second level slots So I think that's what I'll do with them is I'll do flame blade instead of flaming sphere Okay, so I can at least do like some melee. I think I'll wild shape if I start to die and then I'll do Man, I don't even know. I guess I'll take thunder wave Uh Berry fire. We don't have any rogues. I have fairy fire. I'm a dummy. Well, see you're cool. Yeah They do poison damage, right? Yeah, I have protection from poison. Okay. I just gave you a An elixir of poison resistance. I also love that. Oh, I love that we can drink those and not waste the spell so I Can yeah, I can also that's true. That's that's that's good, too But I mean also We can also use the spell and not waste a poison. I'm gonna. Yeah, that too But you know, you can get a lot of potions in this game. That's true. You're right. You're right. You're right You're right. Okay. I will I will fog cloud just in case that one's just calling my name I'm gonna do moon beam and flame blade. That's that's what that's what I'm doing And then Oh, you gave me the you gave me the potion, right? Yeah, I also gave tune thick a Potion of speed That's amazing. We should totally use that And Davi, I'm gonna give you an oil of accuracy so you could That's good, too. I can fire at it. Let's choose to your attacks. That's something to do at least All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna drink that. I'm gonna drink that was that oil And then Tune thick should totally drink this potion of speed but on turn one. Yeah, I was gonna say make you click on him before you drink Yeah, I just drink it. Oh, I have a scroll of sinking cloud That's not bad. Are they what are they? They're more poison. Oh, yeah Scroll of blindness Blindness isn't bad. Yeah in feeble man. Okay. Well, okay. Here's a plan. Here's a plan We're gonna wait till she walks on one of these one of these platforms and I'm we're gonna burn it We're gonna destroy that web. Got it. Okay. There she goes. So all right turn base mode now Okay, get her get that web. Go keep wet. Oh fly Oh Yeah I was gonna say she was in turn base mode, but we weren't we could just fucking leave we can get out of here We don't need to be here No, we're fine. We're fine. We got this. We got this. We did so much damage so much damage. Oh Fuck it ended on another one Yes stack up on top of this thing Mother mother. I mean any fire any like a handler anything thick. I have a little fire speed Yeah, I fucking use it I'll just use my fucking alchemist fire Yeah And throw and buy throw it throw it. Yeah, you do it. You do it That was beautiful even though the web took two damage. Are you serious? Oh my god That's annoying shit right interesting. Okay. Okay me Cool, you might be able to make you and think either attack the web or you can make them go the other way and start Attacking little eggs on that side That is okay, I just Man, I just feel like I just feel like doing damage on her is more important than getting Yeah, I just think you can get there. I mean these face spiders are going to kill me. Now is the one Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna Took their terms. We don't have to worry about it. Yeah, I'm a Yankee. You just throw my feet Here's what we're gonna I'm gonna have toon think attack this guy And then he's gonna walk off the web and then grandma Yankee should Destroy that shit. We don't even need to worry about him attacking. Yeah. Yeah. I know we can yeah, don't even worry Here I'll just pull up the way Yeah, I'm a Yankee to the mom so I'm assuming these guys are gonna die the minute I absolutely that's what we're saying Oh, I need two hand crossbows of bone. Oh, well, they're not both dead. They're not dead But luckily children can get down there because he's got giga speed from the ocean of speed And I'm sending in the troops. Yeah, I just hope I can I hope I can withstand a little bit Before I can rage yeah, I'm gonna move over here. Yeah, stop being fucking. Oh, let's go Stuff and I'm gonna end my turn. Let's go That was cool. Good moves. I'm just gonna get over here. Yeah, now we're gonna watch you think just get annihilated Unless that frog just did the biggest jump I've ever seen. Oh god They got Which means it has disadvantage on deck saving throws so if you want to make it do deck saving throws now is the chance It's it's got disadvantage for 10 rounds. Okay understood. Well, I can't do anything on my turn because I spent my action doing stupid shit instead of useful shit So I've been my I in my turn Oh Thank you. Yep. I'm gonna die to this toxin Don't worry Choon think it's fine. He's way too fine. He's fine. He's doing great. He's doing great. He raged, right? No No, he's not ready. Oh next turn. Oh He's got so much health. That's assuming a lot about their being in the next one for you, Davie All right, okay. Yeah, they don't like they don't like me. That's fine. All right. Do you say that they have disadvantage against decks? Uh, the mom does I'm gonna throw a fairy fire on her No, she doesn't anymore because the boo foe toxin she saved mother Okay, then I'm gonna shoot this phase spider Do it you won't I will Watch me I'm gonna shoot it with this arrow of fire Yeah, I bet I'm sure you will Here I go Oh nice, you did it great That's not that's not bad actually, um, okay, do I can I use a healing potion as a bonus action? No, okay Yes, you can yes, I can ha ha. That's what I'll do from now on so that I don't die forever I mean drinking the moon you can move the moon beam or You might be able to Oh This is already a much better fight than it was last time Yes, I think I want to be down here I definitely want to be down here I do not want to be not here And then I think I want to move this Here make sure it doesn't hit you. He's a little motherfuckers out of the way. It should be fine nice, ha ha and then uh I'm gonna do this necrotic spores as a reaction Nope, don't have enough movement. That's fine. Okay, and then uh You're not dead. That's annoying. Mm. Okay. Let's rage There we go. We just need to get in here though. I'm just gonna take that opportunity attack. Yeah, go ahead Go miss you'll see a fool one damage idiot Go get it. Go Yes, let's go Let's go. We're dealing damage. Let's go. I'm gonna attack. Oh, this is amazing. Nice Play of our dance You're better at tune thick than uh dita is All right, let's just kill this fucking spider Okay How do I fucking my camera needs to figure out how to go to higher like elevations It it it does not like it at all. Yeah, let it out. Oh There we go. Oh, you can do tactical view which kind of helps sometimes. Oh tactical view. Oh, I hate that It's nice sometimes when the terrain is really weird That was really good They really like that theme that lame motif Yeah, that that's nice motif. It's really cool because in the very beginning of the game It's always the it's always the down down down by the river, but in the credit song. They changed the lyric Nothing matters anymore tune thick is down and he needs to not be get back up you bitch Yeah, now he's dipped and poisoned. Do you want me to hit him with a scroll of enlarge? Did his rage drop because he went down. Oh my god. No. No. No, he's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. Want me to hit with a scroll of enlarge? Yes, oh my god, it'd be amazing Uh enlarge He's not him. Oh, just do I have to touch them? Is it a touch spell? Oh, it's my mate. No, no, it's nine meters Mm-hmm. See he's still too far. Yeah, I know it's a touch spell. It's a touch spell Uh in that case just Let me hit her with a bull. I'm gonna try to hit her with a blindness. That's what I'm gonna do today I'd be amazing Go! Scroll of blindness! Blindness has to be nice. Nice, nice, nice. All right, now I'm gonna drink a potion of healing. She's pearly. She has resistance to damage right now because we killed her babies and she's angry. Uh, and I'm gonna take this bone. Serthic, you only have a bonus action, which is going to be to drink this potion. All right. Live. Hell yeah. Grandma. So now she's blinded. This is good. As long as I'm not damaged, that's going to be maintained because I don't think she's she's got a 50% chance to fail Yeah, I mean no no matter what she's gonna have this on her next turn. You don't even have to concentrate on that, Davy I want to Well, you you don't have to I want to Well, you're well, you're not so I will Okay, well, okay. Do it. You won't I'm doing it I will not Oh, she missed she missed. That's amazing. That's amazing. Welcome. That's incredible. Welcome. No, he's not here. He's dead anymore! I gotta take a break guys. Oh my god, all this work is inventory. I don't know if it'll make any other items that are going to be useful here and I can try for the scroll of enlarge again, but I'm still not going to be close enough to him It's bad for time I'm just not going to do that I can try for a scroll of no because if I do a scroll of stinking cloud Wait, if it says oh 100% as in his it'll cast that's not useful information to me Uh, I could throw a scroll of not no, I'm just gonna fucking shoot it. No more. Let's do it. No more questions. All right. Let's see Uh, mobile slashing. No, that's not useful That's annoying. Oh, no, no, no, wait, just knit whispers There you go. That's what I need Go Oh, beautiful. It failed to fail the saving throw. All right. We're good. That's so good. It's frightened and blind It's scared and it can't see hard. Where's my bardic inspiration? If I give my bardic inspiration to the tune thick will it go away if he goes down No, no, and also I think you have the hat that heals him when you know it heals dabby Oh, well, I'm gonna use it anyway because you're gonna need it go Deeter, I think Pretty cool. Oh, it does heal you. It does. Oh, sweet. Okay. I'm a healer now. He gives you for 1d6. Yep. I'm a healer now You're you're you're in the game and I still haven't found a replacement for that hat. It's too good Especially since I get my I just ended by turn Who hasn't ended their turn? Oh grandma No, thank you He's gonna Do you some a bit different instead? Oh, thanks. I didn't I need that. But thank you. You'll okay Thank you It highlighted tune thick like I don't know why I don't know. I'm uh, it looks like it didn't Are you lying if you click on the portrait above you can make sure that doesn't happen Yeah, uh Yeah, but if you want to hit multiple targets, I think you sometimes have to It's it's whatever Uh, that multiple target thing seems really hard to pull off because I have seen it been Happened before but it's so whack how it works. It is Uh, let's see. I guess that's about all I can do Wizards don't what are you going to do loser? Oh my god That's what I'm talking about disadvantage Let's go It's blind. It's frightened. Fuck you All right, can we bite the spider but not go halfway across the world, please my level two What's up like in that's one spot it can't move it can't even phase out wait, it can't phase Why can't it phase that's not that's not that's a teleport Any direction that it goes it's going to get closer to you and it can't Oh, oh my god, it can't turn around No, there's there's nothing behind it like it's nothing In that case it doesn't matter though because frightened in this game. Uh, they did change it frightened is just that you have you can't move Oh, so you can't tell for anyone. Yeah, so cannot move frightened entities also have disadvantage on ability checks and attack rolls Um, I think it's telling me that I'm just going to keep hitting you with the dissonant whispers then That's a good idea. Yeah Go dissonant whispers It failed to save you throw. Fuck you. It's no longer frightened, but now it's frightened again good for different reasons Uh, all right. That was great Uh, and then I'm going to throw my last part of inspiration on to uh Tune thick again so that he can heal because it heals. Yep Your little flute that is so funny. I like having a flute. I like putting a flute against my lips and going I'm going All right, I'm gonna stay up here. That was fun What are you gonna do idiot miss Okay, that's that was a hit, but hey, fuck you. Tune thick. We're gonna do a little we're gonna do a little prepare I'm gonna sacrifice 20 feet of movement speed to get more damage on this hit Yeah And I'm a badger And I missed Here it goes dissonant whispers It's still alive All right, uh, it's at four. Okay. Okay. We almost got it. We almost got it. We got this Who knew that the secret to winning this? Oh, no Oh, no, no All right. Okay. Okay I'll dissonant whispers that you heal never mind I just moved my I just moved my moonbeam. I never even tried to cast it at a second level. I'm smart I just went in my own moonbeam and lost concentration on it from the dance I love this game The long boat poisonous robe when the word has to spell it is poison damage does an additional one to four poison damage that Would be useful if someone had poison. Mm-hmm. I have poison you Is the robe I'm gonna walk around I want to I want to have weird. Uh, we oh god. This is terrible Yeah, I don't want I don't want this anymore I'm gonna throw I'm gonna throw it down this cliff. I'm reaching the unfortunate realization that uh I make you find a dark amethyst That I might need to take some feeling spells. Maybe goes into that. Tell him that we found Yeah, make you might change your subclass Yeah, right? I wanted to have fun and do funny things, but now I'm a little worried What are you worried about? Uh, failing this tactician mode This is the medic. No, we're doing great. No, we're doing great. We're doing fine. We succeeded That's true. Um, so does anybody have featherfall? No Uh, not yet. I have a scroll of featherfall. I was gonna say we might have a scroll Why is that a hole to the underdark? Maybe Oh Maybe That's okay. All right. I've been to the underdark. I know where that goes out. I know exactly Are we supposed to are we supposed to go down there at this level? I don't know. Oh shit. I just got I just touched poison. We can't we should It's fun. Well, I don't have any kind of the fairy fire not fairy fire featherfall Can we can we get it? Can we get another longer the short rest? Uh, yeah here. Let me just use my song of rest. Don't think it's barely holding on over here Don't be scared Oh for some reason I'm not scared. Wow There we go We should go get a scroll of featherfall Yeah, let's go find one of those. Maybe I can cast it Let's go find druids notoriously can cast that let's go back to the druid. I don't know why you say notoriously because live vendors Okay, I feel like we might have found a scroll. I don't know if grandma yankee like learned it um Let me check my spell book because I don't have a scroll of it Uh, oh, I did. I just need to prepare it. So Okay, we can just go in there now. There's still more stuff we can do in the town Like like we will have the ability to come back. Okay. Yeah, let's do that then Well, will they care that we just like disappeared for hours? No, they don't they don't give a shit. They think we died. Okay, everybody group up. Let's do this shit I'm ready to go to the under dark I need to I don't have it prepped. I have to long rest first. Oh my god. Oh, okay You don't have the long rest to have it prep. I think you just choose it on. No, you do not have the long rest You just oh really? Yeah. Yeah It's saying cannot prepare more spells. Yeah, you have to you have to kill a spell and and then get a spell You gotta just destroy one wait. So does that mean that wizards just always have access to all of their spells all the time? Yes, it's the best thing ever It is the greatest thing ever. But cool. Oh, and I have little two spells too. Uh, hey, guess what? Uh, bye-bye Sleep is gonna be less useful Honestly, I think that's how it should be. I'm gonna start running my games like that I think it's dumb. You have to use your long rest to prep You should at least be able to do it on a short rest But even then like Like then you might as well just make it so it's not a short rest just Can I just change out misty step for knock? Please No, I I do I do something called like like I have to go to bed Which is like I I'll just like let people cast whatever spell they want at that point and then be like now that you cast it That's one of your prepared spells That's a good way to do it too. Yeah, yeah, and it's like all right It won't restart until okay, you know what guys, uh, I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go make sure it's safe Yep I Started a conversation. Yeah, no, I think it's I think it's good. Yeah, just watch my screen. I think I think it's fine I'm gonna join. I'm gonna join this dialogue. Let me listen in I'd like to join the dialogue. What the fuck There we go. That's loading Waiting oh my god, he's dead I literally didn't even get to see but all right. Yeah me neither Um, okay, so, uh But on the bright side the underdark music is now forever playing. Did we save? No, no, we didn't Fuck So we gotta waste another score. Wait, let me let me just see. Let me see Uh, I think it auto saved But I also don't know if it auto saved After after or before we uh I don't think it. Yeah. Yeah, I think we have to waste the spells roll Okay, all right, we don't worry guys. We will only get three million more So, all right, so whenever you're ready, uh, let's do this shit. Let's go. I'm gonna cast it in three two one Okay, now we jump. Bye guys Oh, wait, we should uh shit someone control tune thick. I got him. I got him. I got him. Okay, cool I Was floating on down. Why did I jump and have to watch so I've got this dial or I've got this cut scene of me Just floating on down if I didn't do that would it just be like a bunch of shots of a cave and then suddenly It's I I'm recording the game. So I'll show you later, but I'm basically tumbling over head over heels Just like Wait, why are you recording? What are you doing? You didn't tell me you were recording. I don't want my face on the internet Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. I'll delete all of it. Why are we? What could have possibly happened? No, it's fine. It's just minotaurs. We got fine. Okay. All right We're gonna use the exact same strategy as we used with the spider. Let me start casting distant whispers Oh, this will be really interesting when we have to reload Oh, he's frightened I'm gonna end my turn Why does he get another turn? Oh my god. There's a second minotaur Look how much health there Hey, you got a critical miss and yet you still took four damage. What's going on here? Oh, they might have the weapon that does like damage even if they miss That's upsetting Yeah, there's some weapons that have that ability. I think it's called why did you jump? Uh, yeah, any like great club has uh, because it gets you farther And I don't have another use for my bonus action Oh Jump gets you a little farther. Yeah, I mean if you don't have use for bonus action. All right Yeah, uh I don't have anything The square system, uh, you can cheese it a little bit. Look at all that we could have just gone in that direction We could have ignored these minotaurs in the first place. I just know that the the jump still uses your movement speed Um, but I know that it does Like it it uses your movement speed But it can get differently so that you can still get a little bit farther Well, mine's in feet, so Guys, I'm not a spider. In fact, I'm dead Wait, you're just dead dead. What the fuck What have you done out of spider into me into death What have you done Make them make them bleed make them bleed that all that's like I'm sure that'll be fine Go fairy fire Lacerate You you're a fool Hit them both too. You're a fool to go up against you too thick The smallest barbarian Yeah, the tiniest angry man that guy's right. Oh, he's gonna fuck off. Okay. All right. Okay, sir I thought you couldn't come closer to me. What's happening? I am goodbye Oh my god Oh, I only managed to hit tune thick with my fairy fire. This is good. Yeah They saved oh nice reduced, dude Now they're normal size Of course it has opportunity attacker Um What are you talking about? This isn't to we everything has opportunity Yeah, I am I'm just so used to playing pathfinder. Yeah You know opportunity I love how opportunity attacks work in pathfinder. Yeah, there are a lot of things I love about pathfinder 2e Three actions the three. Oh opportunity attack. Actually, I love opportunity attacks They get about it now Oh So I have a question What the fuck We're gonna have to fight the spider again It you think oh nice one Can I get some apps in the chat for this tune thinks gonna pull through okay? Yeah, they'll ignore it Why are they charging at your body? He's what's going on? I need to exit the chat Hmm. I'm still bleeding, huh? Give me some seven. Yeah, keep that right now jump jump you idiots Oh That barely even touch tune thick Oh no I've saved a huge health potion. All right. Use your bonus action on that die You've almost got one of the two both one almost That's better than tune thick is again Truth I did most of the damage here Why don't you I've got good news guys. I'm dead Brilliant. I also got good news. Uh tune thick was was not was was was uh, was a little was a little sleepy last round Yeah, I'm Yankees, huh? Grammy You got one What is happening, you know, I'm gonna go over here Push him down, push him down I need healing We have Yeah, well, you can't if they they you don't take damage if they're dead Okay, okay, okay He's not angry anymore though. You got this you got it. You got him. Oh, he's almost dead. He's almost dead and and and that's it Well, let's load my whispering depths auto save and see if it uh It's probably gonna be before let's go Maybe we can as soon as we get uh jake up we can just immediately teleport maybe maybe Maybe as soon as we load the game We can just kill uh gorfunkie and then go on as a three party team We see what we're doing better when we were only three people Wait, wait, wait, wait, you guys kill me listen, uh, I'm waiting for and I'm about to kill guilty I slipped and fell into a hole. That's my only crime No, you knew you knew this would happen. I know you knew I apologize ahead of time Your honor, he was just being a silly goofy. I was just in a silly goofy mood your honor I'm just a little guy. I'm just a little guy. It was my birthday. He was just being a little blurbo Your honor put a little guy I was going gremlin mode He was so scrungle Can't wait to hear your honor. I was being very scrungled today Your honor the vibes were off. Oh, hey guess what guys It's time to do this shit again Uh, it is not letting me join back up They kick you out Mm-hmm. All right, it's you and me jacob. Let's go. Let's do this. We got this. We got this. Let's go. Here we go We got this we can solo him. I want to let you know by the way jacob This is my first and only campaign that I'm running of this game I that is I'm so there's a part of me that's really happy about that and also really sad Don't worry. Don't worry. Davi. I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him watch this watch this. Oh shit I'm scared I'm afraid I don't know where I am I know my life alert isn't working There's a triggering I'm very old. Okay, but look at this spider though. It's just like flat Emma That spider was not on the web. Look, it's two back legs My only goal is to blend in I'm becoming one with Look, I am a spider. I do spider things jacob. I don't know I don't know how to tell you this but spiders eat other spiders Oh, fuck In fact, it is very likely that a spider will always try to eat the smaller spider So like you've just become a more appetizing target A shit Somebody and that made hand I'm trying to I'm trying to do a thing. Do you don't see the main hand very clearly thinking? The main hand was like moving its little head around. The main hand like won't be All right, never mind. We left tune thick behind Yeah Though that's the real stress you save tune thick for the end and you just throw You just jump into the uh into the big hole and you I don't think we're gonna live our only goal is to jump into the big hole quick Oh Before you go in the hole before you go in the hole. Oh, will I live because I'm I I'm wild cheap You can't stop me from jumping in this hole Okay, only get one jump. Ow. I only get one jump one opportunity. Oh, fuck is that one? I don't know how to tell you this guys Oh good you're watching the cut scene I'm not gonna get me you know spiders do to people they inject them with a poise and it keeps them alive But melts their insides in a goo. I'll take the ground any day We're all on top of each other. All right. All right. It's all on tune thick Yeah, he's gotta jump down there too. Good. All right. Let me load the game. Let me reload the game. We've done it So now that we So now that jacob's got it all out of his system Oh, yeah, I'm okay now. Perhaps we can do anything to continue this game Anyway, back to the beginning of the street Shit, all right. It's been an hour I needed at least an hour of intramural, uh chaos time Oh my god, this is because you don't have enough enrichment in your own domicile Yeah, I have too much responsibility I can't be a silly little guy at all. I can't I can't be a silly little guy I can't be I have to gore funky only comes out once a week He lives inside me the rest of the Inside you are two wolves one's gore funky The other one is In gore funky or or there's two wolves. It's gore funky and the other wolf is gore funky turning into a wolf Both of them are garfunky turning into a wolf, but they're slightly different wait garfunky as in gargar feels gore funky Garfield gore funky art and gore funky Okay, give me chun thick back and no, you can have chun thick back when you've earned You have to finish your spider transformation before you can have Long rest yet, let's do a couple spells first Okay, what are you doing? Um, little wobbly wolves. Oh, you mean sure. Yeah, we're short rest after this All right, are we all ready? I gotta reprep my spells to my god And then let me just real quick i'll get rid of sleep I miss the days when I could talk to people and said we're just stuck inside of this fucking cave with spiders I'm a borrowed We're still not ready for those short rest. Are we ready by the way? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Yeah, I'm ready now. Here I go Oh Shit fuck I'm drowning the spiders All right. Well, let's fucking do this again. Wait, are you We don't have chun thick. What do you mean? Chun thick is just it's just not assigned My god It's in the settings you can do it I can't do it. Well, it's there Yeah, you have. Oh, thank you. Thank you. He's mine now. You complain What what do you want? You want to click save now quick save now quick save you want to click save After we fucking kill the giant face space fighter so that I know Suddenly Jacob cares about wasting our time Jacob's wasted time I didn't waste any time It was a thought experiment It was a social experiment, of course. It was a prank It was just a prank Okay, all right I just jumped into the underdark as a prank It was just a prank bro. All right hit it That what this hit the no hit the fucking turn base and we're in turn based Yeah, throw a fireball at that fucking cave Or at the web at the web Ignis Wow, nice job. Oh, good job, Grammy Yankee Where's the sarcasm from Yeah, it was I there was I because I thought I didn't work and then it did and Wow, don't you have some egg on your face? And now everything's fine. So oh no, the spider hasn't realized that it It's going by We don't end don't exit turn base. Just wait Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. So tune. Think needs to get his Thick little butt down tune over there his little tune is thick tunes. Yeah, why didn't you wait for me to cast a Is the enlarge on him? I know you're gonna do that. Yeah Maybe next time you should figure something out Okay, so what if I cast a fog cloud right here so they can't see us That's not the worst idea Well, all my shit is saving throws. So that's not Fog cloud means I won't be able to see them everyone. Okay, then what if I do a little moon beam? Directly on top of us. Yes. What if I what if I walk over here and then do a moon beam? Yeah Moon beam. Oh god damn it. Okay. No, it's not gonna run enough Am I good? I'm getting a jump in and then mine is I I can't I'm out of movement. I can't jump. Okay. Am I good to throw distant whispers on them? Oh, please do. Okay. I'm gonna cast it second level Oh, I don't have enough movement. What the fuck do you mean? I don't have enough movement. It's a yeah It's pretty far away Get over here The game is also kind of weird about distances with spells. It's like well I want you to move over here before you cast it. Oh, I see. I think it has to fall before it like Okay, this fairy fire matter then Will it will it count for that? Okay, never mind then. Uh, I can't really do anything. So You know what? I can either I can either but I could just shoot it. I guess I could just shoot an American never mind I can't do guidance Arrow of It's a why you shot at midair. That was so cool. That's because I'm very cool It's still there's no right here. He still doesn't know it and what's going on and so the battle commences Okay, chun thick quick kill Chun think you're you're so sneaky Oh, you never mind. I didn't saw my fraud. Do you know who is sneaky though me? I'm the sneakiest little note What do I do? What should I do about this? I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna protect protect mr. Thick Oh house Oh wait. No, all right Am I able to distant whispers? Yeah, I guess I am Ha ha moon beam now. I'm gonna walk back here because I don't want to fall dissonant whispers Yes, keep it. Oh you keep it there onto that moon beam. Oh, that's the strat It's tasty. All right. Well, uh, I'm gonna stay right here then because this is where I can be that I can actually hit it And then my bonus action is gonna be I'm so inspired right now You shouldn't be it's not an inspiring song Oh, okay. I feel really sad Good That's what I want you to be frightened. It's stuck under the moon beam for two turns No Oh wait the frighten didn't go away. That's great Yeah, you don't have to concentrate on it. That's great. I love that Go gore funky hit something that isn't the big problem that we're having That's chin thick Either way Forget him The sentiment was there Torment or torment Or maybe that's Davy. That's this that's Davy ever since we loaded the safe Torment please Camera He's getting in a position Oh dad, you're having a tough time switching between the two levels if you click on the character on the initiative thing It'll just yep. Sometimes every once in a while. That's exactly how I fix it. Yeah, you know No, that frog's dead Absolutely Do you know that spiders also eat frogs? No Why Uh frog legs No, they're all gonna miss you'll see And it just took the radiant damage. This is amazing Stupid. Oh, no, what did you say that wait? What happened? I thought it couldn't teleport I didn't say that I didn't say that you said that you said that I just said it couldn't move and you were like so it can't teleport. I was like I don't know about that Oh my god This game they change it so that it could not go anywhere at all Grandma, I got this. I was built for this Oh I'm in so much pain Both my legs are broken, I can't move. Kill. You think kill. You think. Sick of it. Kill. Heal me. Oh yeah. Attack the maitrake, I'll kill the low phase spider. I already did, attack it. Nice. Kill me. I don't have magic scroll. You're aiming at his character. He's in too much pain, I'll have to put him down. Oh fuck. Oh there they go. Where is my healing? He's okay, he's doing okay. I have a healing. I'll heal you in a second. Oh god. Oh shit. No I'm still alive. Oh they bit him in his dick. I'm gonna heal you, I'm gonna heal you. I'll kill all the little spiders. I survived my save. That's good, that's good. Ow, they all bit me. Hang on. Heal me. Um, how do I say this? I accidentally clicked myself. No. Wait, wait, I can throw a potion, I can throw a potion. Okay I'll just walk over here. Ow, ow. I'll just walk right here. There we go, there we go. He's sitting against the web that isn't there. I'll just throw this, not on the spider. On Davy. On Davy. Yep. On Davy. Did the spider dodged it? Alright. Nice. Okay good. It went to you. It went to you. I thought it went to the spider. I was about to just jump into the hole. I'm gonna drink it. Do I get no action to speak of? No, you had to get back up so your action is done. Okay. Bye. You'll be fine, you'll be fine. That didn't go where I thought it was gonna go. All we have to do is kill the face spider. Just kill the spider, it's almost dead. It's almost dead. Good, six damage, do it again. Wait, that's it. I don't think you can. Why did you dip your weapon in poison after you swung your weapon? Oh, that was probably gonna, yeah. I guess it was a potion. The healed proxen. Yeah, but his axe gets dipped in poison after he heals so he just healed after. I definitely should have healed before. I'm glad this is where we are. Can you? Okay, alright. Kill it. Grandma Yankee, throw your best spell at, okay. That's actually a good idea to be fair. I'm not that mad. I'm still mad, but not too mad. But I respect that. Turn around and hit, yeah, yes, yes. Why would you do this, you fucking stupid, you idiot. You're so dumb. Oh shit, oh fuck, okay, alright. Okay, okay, okay. Don't worry about it. It said Cassert. Yeah, alright. I'm gonna hit it with my highest level distant whispers. Let's go. Hey God, do it. Kill it. Hey, spider. It's time for you to get a life. Six damage, let's go. Still alive. And I healed, alright. Finish it off. I like it there for you to deal with. Jump and maybe go prone. Jacob, can you use Chunthic to shove it into the chasm? I sure could. We can get his items. Oh no, he's almost dead. That's fine. They're almost dead. Okay. Jesus, Chunthic is nailed in the back constantly. I wonder what my constant is. Aw, it's too heavy. Aw, damn. It's time. It's time. It's your time. It's your time. Go, Chunthic. No. No. No. No. Nothing. We have nothing. No, that's it. Fuck. Yeah. Wait, wait. Can you bonus action drink the speed potion? Yeah, I could have. I definitely could have done that. I'm glad we learned that. Okay. All right. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Okay. First things first. I can handle this spider now. So I'm going to inspire our friend Chunthic that will heal him. That's amazing. That's like healing word. That's great. Yep. And then I'm going to, I'm going to cast level one distant whispers because it'll at least like guaranteed kill it. Cause it, it rolls 2d6 or something. I think 3d6 maybe it doesn't matter. Hey spider. Shit. I forgot my one liner before it died. Okay. All right. Wait. Bring it back. Hey spider. Oh shit. You made it realize it was spider. All right. Well, that's me. Goodbye. Now all we have to do is deal with the many minions it has. Badger from the top rope. Badger from the top rope. Badger from the top rope. Here we go. Oh wait. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Oh no. I'm immobile. Cause I've been webbed. Oh. Damn it. You fool. Well, I'll just be threatening up here. Yeah. Oh. Emma. Emma. You must. You must do something amazing. Go down the thing and then use fairy fire. Not very far, but flaming hands on them. I'll do it, but not because you told me to. Amazing. That was so good. What a great idea you had. Grandma Yankee. Thank you. Thank you. You're so smart. Are you ready to get like mulled by five? I'm pulling the threads. Grandma Yankee is pulled at every appendage apart. I'm just. Clushing here with our snappers. Jump. Oh, it's a better death. It's quicker. I've got no move. I got no movement left. Take some of these shots. I'm just so scared. I'm just so scared. I'm so scared. I'm just so scared. I'm just so scared. I'm just so scared. I'm just so scared. I'm just so scared. I'm just so scared. I'm just so scared. I'm just so scared. You got it our wizard is fine. She's fine. She's fine. I mean he's fine I've got this I've got this all right the only option is thunder wave He's gonna give you spankings Big McThankies from And then I can't I can't use my my inspiration on tune thick because I already inspired Already inspired So instead of going up here bye guys Shit, I'm just gonna live up here forever I Wish somebody could heal him Oh Kill him quick before he dies Okay, all right, we did it Now grandma he's out of spells so we can't go to the under dark Fuck well guess we have the long rest. That might be a blessing We can always just go do the rest of the stuff and then go to the under dark later like Yeah, that's fine. We'll see don't mind me my god. All right, make sure you say don't don't mind me All right, well that was fun you doing daddy let's go back upstairs and do some cool stuff because I don't think we can Grab that you should grab that what thing grab that grab what kind of the whole reason we got that we came down here What should we grab? Oh? There's a dark amethyst and it fits into the book of the they book I think I'm gonna make me a key and necromancer guys. That'd be cool as hell I think it would be dope as hell and also like the fuck. There's no web there So I just want to let you guys know that when we jumped into the under dark We leveled up so you decide if you still don't want to go down there I don't want to go down there. I could that just means I'm real close to leveling up Abby can you get your fucking ass off this? Oh We're trapped. Oh You attack the only part of the web that wasn't a web I Just like whipping Everything here so like go ahead Emma. Yeah, have fun have fun in the spider hole. I will You're right. We're looking some alchemist fire. I'm getting out of here. No. Oh We're not where are we looting this hole? No, I want to leave. I'm tired of being here. Me too I am tired of being here. I won't interact. This place sucks. I'm gonna go to the well bucket I'm climbing back up the bucket My god, I've got this one little strand of hair. That's just right in my eye. It's right in my face and I can't get it to fucking Pull back to shit. I don't know who did that because it was messing with my hair, but you're all fucking dead now If I can't if I don't know it's one of you it's gonna be all of you. It was too thick. I Feel like That might be a bit of a lie No, it was too thick. Oh shit. It's barf just root Yeah, that's the guy who was on the on the Oh All right, I've got an idea. I've got an idea this guy self as Whatever this is. I Don't know what I'm disguising as I am a you're an orc. That's fine You're an orc woman, and then I'm going to And honestly your thighs are kind of thick not gonna lie Come to me Yes, it's working He's speaking What what happened to you what did happen to you? Wow, how did you get here? He died he was killed in the fray No, he was he got flung Tell me about any valuables you have Okay, who are you looking for I don't know what that is That's his Wolverine. Why do you need to find this Wolverine? I think I have one more question What's your favorite color? chartreuse He just dies What'd you I didn't ask him anything left. He's left always forever alive. Yeah, he was boring I'm gonna break my cast you want to talk to these ogres, which one? Oh, we already did never We talked to him already We have a couple of options here well and by options I mean we have a direction which is this goblin camp if you want to go there I'm gonna activate a short rest real quick just for all of our yeah, that'd be amazing That was the wrong button. That's yep turn based. I got really scared. I was like, oh, what are we fighting? Oh All right, now I've got one spell slot left Actually, I have two never mind too. Do we do we continue going? Is there anything to do in this village? We've done most of it. Yeah Yeah, it's kind of a it's just kind of an inter inter mediary area the real the real cool But spot here is is this goblin camp unless you want to go into the swamp which is on your left I mean, we can we can go into both of them, right? Yeah, yeah, we can come back. We can go through. It is a while It is quite a while before we are locked off from anywhere I'm gonna talk our way through this business because I see they've got wargs and yeah I think that you should do that because I think you're really smart and super charismatic. Thank you Unless you've got another reason He called you fact-shite kill him I I don't even know what that means quick get home through you. Yeah Authority authority I could detect thoughts. You could do I have detect thoughts or is that the illithid? Oh, you could also make this check right here and try and press them with by his warg I think we have a choice of detect thoughts. So it's giving us the option. Oh But that would use the scroll though. Yeah, I think I can cast it Well, I'm gonna cast deceptive. I'm gonna use deception because I'm I've got expertise in deception. Oh go. Yeah That's a amazing idea. Yeah, would you like a little guidance? I would love guidance There you go But brilliant. Let's go go dice roll. Oh Amazing you didn't need anything that wow. Whoa. Whoa. I believe you I think you're with the government me Oh My character That's what I'm here to see Good oh no I think he Scoop him up There is a we have an elixir of hill dry it strength that you could put on right now if you really wanted to absolutely don't do Just for this it's a DC 10 here I go rubbing some Yeah, you got it. We did it Yeah Amazing amazing good good team. I almost failed you still picked it up though. Like that's fine You did just touch some poopy I meant I'm fine touching poopy because look at this Okay Who told no no told me they're throwing shit in his eyes when you make him a Yeah, in the in the in the manual of life I'm glad that you and webbed them because I'm about to cast fairy fire on them all that's great Yeah, pin them down throw shit on him web them down light them up. Wow. Did I just get all of them fuck? Sorry, yeah, you did fact sheet And now I'm gonna run over here. So they don't hit me for doing that. Oh I don't think you got tracker ball, but I think you did get all the ones on the ground. You're a tracker ball Sometimes What I really feel like it sometimes Sometimes when I really need some some ball and is there anything? I don't That's my bed Okay, but if we so he's not concentrating on it, but if you kill him then it will go away, okay Which is this one? It's sharp ice nerd Want to take care of the drums because they can summon more goblins. Oh my god. Yeah, you know destroy those drums. Holy shit. I forgot about that What are you doing with that mage hand? You're about to fucking see So what I like is that I managed to like with flying colors Roll the thing that would have completely avoided this fight and then I Clipped the one thing that forced the fight That's exactly what happened in the druid camp. That is honestly why I love this game so much Because there's just so much the game will I'm gonna be like yep, I'm gonna play it this way and then something happens And I'm like, okay, so never mind. Yeah Never mind. I'm throwing poop in his face because That's that missile snaring In profile picture looks so funny when that comes up. What the fuck do you think you're doing? You're getting hit with the range detect and you're like Didn't dispensate whispers used to make people run away Yes, well, that's what it does in in 5e. Yeah, in this game. It just gives them the frightened condition All right. Well, Chunthic is dead Yep, he's a corpse Emma do something Don't worry mage hand Only five damage from that entire fall Are you joking? It was it was 30 feet exactly which is equal to five bludgeoning damage apparently well It's equal to 3d6 and you rolled low I guess I Think in the game they do Your weight it's like a calculation with weight and And how far you fall I see the spider. That's why the matriarch took so much damage, which is because the matriarch is Because the harder the bigger they are the harder they are the bigger they fall Okay, well, I'm gonna have to use my last distant whispers to kill sharp ice snared because otherwise this war companion is going to ruin my day Please die snared Yeah Well, I'm out of spells lots you lobotomized him. I didn't have any and I still cannot Bartek inspire Chunthic because he hasn't hit anything yet So inspired inspired the spider Yeah, I got four HP sing the song for the spider, please literally the wise me how you could have gotten Describe a singer song of the spider. Yeah, please We'll play this out Debbie. Come on. I thought you were a professional. Don't you warp? No Never once I know I've never heard what the LARP is LARP's aren't real skip my turn. Yes Why skip your turn? You might have clicked and turn or something I don't know Gweebus Go mage hand. Why It's fly you should be able to fly anywhere. Oh, yeah Why do you have so little movement speed because it's a mage hand Goes like 15 feet it has to crawl everywhere on its fingers now Getting my little spider head. He's in webbed Idiot now I'm gonna eat you alive. All right, okay This Was a big chunk of help man. I'm going. Oh, it was good. It was not bad this and then I'm what if I created more web And then that thing might catch it on fire. No, okay, cool. Oh, it's immune to draw Okay, when they not make me a when I'm not a spider anymore, I will I will heal Tune thick It's only me because it succeeded on when they rip me from my flash Yeah, I'm born anew Wait, why did it skip your oh, I didn't skip your turn I see go hit them When I am man once again, we love all right everyone I'll get more help. We'll get extra help. Yeah, level up to think he'll come back to life I love goblins. Oh No, it didn't but the major is fine Me chance to lose one HP of three It won't move like that's cuz you made you fucking forever. That's why You rock-paper-scissors It loses and dies My superior AC To the turn I thought you missed Amazing, I'm gonna try to do a little little bit of this I might be able to kill it We're about to find out I guess you can you can move to and thick in inside the webs Actually, yeah, because he's immune to a difficult train. I'm gonna do new things here. He's immune to being in webbed. Yeah, that's nice That's a good strat. Yeah fire at you fire you and fire and I want to fire at you too, please Go I killed two of them once baby. I was amazing. Oh, no, he's at one hit point He's he's stricken with drought poison. God. What does that mean? He went straight to nine night All right, I'm moving up a little bit and that's the memory of turn I was gonna laugh if you were dead Yeah Can tune thing just jump can yep, it's gonna be a lot better to be honest Don't have an action that sucks. Oh shit. We still have one of the Big dudes here. Yes That goblins having a day Will he defeat his greatest foe The fact he had a disengaged from a mage A mage in that has so far done very little. I mean, what are you talking about? It's wasted all of his actions That's I guess that's true All right, let's see what we got here. I can still shoot that guy Does anybody else have the dude on the ground or should I get him? He's a star I was gone for a second. I didn't hear any of that He's asleep so we can just ignore him until the end. Okay in that case. I'm gonna shoot small claw Are you are you hang on hang on hang on? Let me do this first Okay, now get him. Oh wow. I have even better a chance to hit him Oh Thorn whip is such a good spell. Yeah, I wish I had more bardic inspirations that would make my life easier I like any spell that moves dudes. Yeah me too. I Played a artificer for a long time that had thorn whip and I flavored it is like a Zelda hook shot That's fine. I Think we get more. I think you get like armor pieces that give you more Part of inspiration or at least make it like More unique later disengaged, but went nowhere What an idiot now he's gonna die Hey Jesus grandma Yankee we really Grandma Yankee just In our Thursday, I guess we're gonna long rest after this We're gonna rage because just in case hitting these guys wakes him up and it does it it's bad Okay, he's not gonna attack this turn because he does no more attacks. Yeah, I know I know Damn it My god, you can jump really far now, okay, you guys can have them here you go here you go That was for you Is somebody else going after small claw? Oh My god I'm gonna try to hit tracker Rindle. I don't think I'm gonna be able to but we're gonna find out. Yeah, didn't think so Right here then Nice moves, I'm gonna try to shoot tracker Rindle again. I'm with the fucker this guy. He's dead now All dead we can level up and then we should yeah, and then we should really long rest Okay, level up time. Let's see what we get What happened to the goblin guards at the gate? Oh some fucking tiefling came in through poop with them and they all died What if I cross class I was thinking about doing it, but I don't know what I just gonna warlock I got another level to spell slot I get a candidate spell I can replace the spell. Let me let me look at the spells. I got I am not going to multi-class barbarian have to Double barbarians. Okay druid barbarian though is like the such a strong build god damn I have yet to play one, but I Exit it out. I dm'd one for a long time and that is the most unkillable combination ever look at the spells I can gain because you can rage and then Paul in then Hey, gain a cantrip. What can I get? I have an 18 wisdom now and a 16 Stubborn class I made was when you a was out. I made a Jade dragon or an emerald dragon born. Yeah, Barbarian So he was like resistant to all damage and then like also psychic because of his background So, oh wow That's amazing Do do you want to you want to keep bear heart? Yeah, I think we'll keep that until we go. Oh my god You want to up your strength to 18 put up the strength. We could also go where we could take a feet that increases Yeah, athlete will increase it by one, right? Yeah, and also when you're prone standing up on these five feet That's really good and my jumping good better. So I think that's just good in general Really good early on tavern brawler is also good because increase one, but you're not making an arm detects really so Now let's just do it. Let's just do it Hell yeah, I agree. I agree. Oh my god. There are too many good second-level spells So I'm gonna definitely swap out one of my first levels for a second level. Oh, you should you should that's a good idea I'm gonna get so I've got to tech thoughts I got a good spell is the tech thoughts like a ritual in this game. Or is it still? It's not a ritual, but once you cast it you can use it all day. Oh You don't have to keep casting it once you cast it on yourself Then it's like now I can detect thoughts all day. I'm also gonna get hold person And it's also a dialogue one too So you don't have to cast it until a dialogue comes up and then you can use it in the dialogue and then you cast I fucking love that all day. I love that so much. I'm gonna really quickly run to the bathroom Do it do it. I really love all of the I know it's a lot of it's like video gaming stuff I just made a video about it But like I really like a lot of what they've done to the rules and stuff I love like some spells being either rituals or they kind of last all day. It's like man That's just wait is invisibility not is this like oh, it says it ends early if I invisibility is exactly like fifth edition Okay, make sure Hold person just seems amazing Hold person is really good and I've noticed that it works a lot Like I don't know if they've like I don't I feel like they haven't really screwed with the odds very much But from my experience, I just really hate spells that are that are past fail Because they just if you just if it doesn't work then it just doesn't work and it's a waste of a spell slot Yeah, but that spell tends to work like 90% of the time I'm casting and it works got it I've also been told getting rid of crown of madness I don't know if this is specific to dominate monster But I've been told that they don't get a saving throw after they fail anyway So it really just works and like keeps working. Oh God. That's amazing. I don't even know what I want I could get an ability score improvement. I could get a that's what I did I put my stats on on odd on two of them so that I could up to at the same time So my decks went up and my wisdom went up. Yeah, I think I might do that But let me check to see if there's anything else I could do is how does actor work in this Well, how does actor work? My proficiency bonus is doubled for deception performance checks, but my proficiency bonus is already doubled for Deceptions you might get it doubled again. Yeah, of course good Crossbow expert I could crossbow experts good Don't have dis in melee. You're seeing shots will inflict gaping wounds for twice as long I could get mobile if you want to keep like being Yeah mobile If you move after making a melee attack, you don't provoke attacks ever to you. That's that's neat But I don't know if I want it yet Yeah Almost guarantee that you go first I should get dual wielder because I've been oh no, I haven't been doing like front combat for I think I'm really score increase this time because I haven't been Seeing the numbers that I want got to do the rest be responsible. That's what it's what we call it Our table is being responsible when you take the ASI over a feat I'm gonna raise my Be responsible and my constitution get a bonus. I mean with my constitution up I'm gonna get a little bit more health anyway. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no, no Yeah, my my spell save went up to so nice level Level I'm gonna re-prepare my spells. Oh, we're gonna long rest right dude I got 31 HP now instead of 21. That feels so heavy. Why are you not showing your hat? It looks swaggy as fuck because I really like wearing my Like sleepwear. Anyway, I see your hat though. I want to see what it looks like long rest Yeah, fine. I'll show you my hat. I would have either hat What the fuck do I Yeah You look amazing. Why aren't you why isn't that? Why are you wearing that all the time? It clips through my horns? No, you made holes. Yeah, no it clips through the like the sides of my horns. It's weird. Oh Yeah, that is fine. That is fine. Let's long rest. Yeah, I Hope you talk to a stare and have a romance scene looking like that Wait, do I have to go to camp to long rest or can I just know yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I just clicked long rest. Oh, we're not gonna be able to go though. Unless Emma pushes. Yes. Oh Haha Wait, so if I'm not at camp will I not gain the benefits of the long rest? No, no, it's gonna take us to camp right now. That's what I thought. That's what I thought Well, we can still go to camp though. Okay off to camp Oh Damn it, it's a horn-friendly hat. I have she I have shelly What's up guys, I kind of feel like a cowboy with this hat Yeah, you can't look like a cowboy. Oh if you want to see something kind of cool, Davie Can I change how the hat looks? You can die it later, but you should come stand right here and just listen Just give give it a second. Just give it a second turning volume up. Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck is this? It's a song So cool It's so cool. I love it. What's it from? Is it just this? Okay, I'm back It's from my alchemical romance It is my alchemical romance. Yeah now it's um, so the camp um plays this tune the dune dune dune dune It's always played that but um, they made it a full song when the full game came out and it's called I want to live and It's very cool and a lot of people are like, um People were trying to guess like on twitter and stuff like whose theme it was and stuff and I think borislav Slavov was like, it's the players theme. It's it's about the player You your journey throughout the game and I'm now when I hear that song in camp. I'm like And it's great and this game is perfect and why are you following me like that? I'm gonna cover it I'm gonna cut your tune thick for a minute and you're just following me But also you're just really good at it I've decided I'm covering that song because that has such a beautiful vibe. You should you all that'd be amazing You totally should god fucking I'm gonna have to figure out how to put that into my bill bills Yeah, it's great. All right. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. You said you were back. Yeah. I'm back. All right. Long rest time Let us hit Grandma Yankee, can you stop talking to grandpappy over there and get in bed right Yankee's trying to get lucky. Okay Yes Well, uh, daddy, can you listen in on grandma Yankee's conversation and tell me when I'm in the background? No, no, no, it's showing withers right now No Okay, wait, I see you you're in the background Am I still in the background? Wait, are you talking to him about becoming an ancient lich lord? Are you gonna do that behind our backs? No, shut up Wait, wait, can you see the cat? What no, I can't see the cat right now Tell me when you can see the cat In the background of the conversation. Oh, you're not in the conversation anymore. It ended. I think am is switching your subclass Yeah, oh, where are you going? Good. What were you and what are you changing to? Oh Okay, javi that was not an invitation for you to hit me. Yeah, okay Ah, oh you slapped my ass on the way out. Damn I think I might change my subclass as well because I don't I'm not really jiving with out. Fuck I'm not really jiving with swords barred. I mean, maybe I don't know. I'm gonna give it one more level and see Yeah, I'm gonna stick. I am gonna stick with spores druid. It sounds fun Emma and I will both be raising corpses. Yeah The fact is fun as hell have like necromantic like abilities. That's pretty sweet. What does lore get in this game? You get cutting words All right, then we just do which is like whenever whenever somebody rolls something you can you can lower the damage or the attack roll Dude, that's so much fucking better Then do it like do it Yeah, I think I played I played swords all the way to like the end game and it was a lot of fun, but honestly Lore sounds really cool, too I'm playing a lore bar and lore bar in my main game It's so good. Okay, let's do that art bar. It's so fun in this game If only they made counter charm good, then it'd be perfect Okay, this game I was I've been not really a big bard fan. This game made me really like bard I go cuckoo for bard now I'm a bard enjoyer now if I end up not changing my subclass. Uh, will I still have paid the the gold? Yep, okay But you can still respect some stuff so you can take me spells and things. Oh, you're right. You're right You're right. This is actually a perfect opportunity So I picked bard cantrips. I've got Uh, minor illusion friends. I don't know. I haven't been using minor illusion So I might get rid of my rid of my illusion get vicious mockery instead Somebody else already has minor illusion anyway Uh, you're right against mid abilities. All that's good Now if I click confirm, is that only changing my uh Is that only changing my like first level stuff because I wanted to change my subclass Uh, yeah You're fine and then it will it will put you into being able to level up. Okay. Make sense. All right Yeah, just confirm in that case. I'm gonna I'm gonna stick with minor illusion because it's not like the rest of you Are any good anyway I think that's cool Okay, and now now it's asking me to level up. Okay, this makes sense So I forgot that I'm kind of a tank and I keep forgetting to use my tank ability You mean the the freaking symbiotic entity it's so good It gives me 16 temp hit points and then I deal an additional 1 d6 necrotic damage While I have the tip uh the temp hit points and then my halo of spores ability does double damage Oh, yeah See man, I've just been using wild shape because I forget how to drew it actually works The fucking spells did I take on accident? Charm person, distant whispers, fairy fire speak with animals. What? Oh I see I didn't have uh This guy's self for some reason I'm not getting cure wounds because of the hat as long as we can make the hat or healing work as long as we can make the hat work Mm-hmm. All right. Okay. I finished my level up You guys think it should take gust of wind or spike growth some spells Uh, I feel like gust of wind might be more helpful because off balance is nice Yeah, spike growth will probably make us run into that more often than not You are totally right old person. I agree with that Unhold person. Okay. That's one thing Bard That's a subclass. What would valour have gotten? Valor gets your bardic inspiration can get added to ac and damage. Oh, well, I don't want that then then this is Sapping their confidence. Honestly, that just feels better for this character. Do it. Yeah, that sounds awesome Uh, I like that the little picture too. It's like knives coming out of like a mouth Oh, you need to change your skills. Why I like my skills Well, it because you didn't pick five of them three of them. Oh Is that does that come with lore bard? Is that it like I get more skills? Oh, most definitely. Okay Lore Bard gets more skill proficiencies as well. I forgot about that. Uh in that case A lot of shit that I want here. I want expertise in a lot of these. I could get expertise in intimidation Oh, I see those are just granted from the point. I mean Okay, I understand because I'm a bard. I expertise in two things and I chose performance and exception that makes sense. So now I'm Uh, uh Guys, I'm talking to the dog Yo, I love the dog Oh wait, I didn't I didn't actually cast it. Hang on Oh, really It's a ritual. Let me do it instead of like I'm gonna be terrible at things and amazing at things and that's what I'm doing Amazing That's though. That's the only way to play bard. Yep. I'm either very good or completely shit I gain a cantrip that cantrip is going to be Isha smockery In a spell that spells good old person look at my hat Oh I gave chun thick a ring Oh chun thick has got a spur to band which uh during combat when the wear starts to turn with 50 Hit points or less again momentum for a turn. That sounds so good for chun thick. I'm back. Let's do this shit Do you like my hat? That actually looks like it's a da Vinci hat. It's really cool. It's a fob. Yeah, I love I have a hat just like that Should I wear this hat? Yes Okay Okay, I'm long resting. I will wear that hat instead of the the circulate that gives me like a plus one and something Oh, we're all naked Hello fellow friends I'm naked I'm gonna go to bed on this bloody one Yeah, that's a I think that's very fitting for your character. Yeah, give you up Uh, does it really matter Yeah, I'm picking out our girl dinner. Yes girl dinner girl dinner I will eat these three slices of ham and an apple Yep. Yep. Something might be happening today. I'm so small I'm so tiny Do you know what we're doing today? I wake up bright and early and gore funki goes I'm so ready to invade a goblin encampment with my floppy hat They'll they'll know I'm welcoming and I'm I also figured out that I'm I can use my symbiotic entity But just gonna give me a shit ton of temporary hit boys What have been really helpful, uh, but uh, this is the fuck around and find out a game, right? Uh, oh, I can also give somebody a little bit of bark skin as well. Fanba fanba wants that Who's got our lowest ac? I was gonna say does everybody have an ac to the lowest ac? Graham, uh, you want some ac? Does anybody have, uh, Like I can give myself, uh, Major major armor Uh, the only I can give it to daddy You could take it. I mean, no, I'm my acs my acs. I increase it by one. I'm good All right, um I'd rather give it to either you or don't waste a spell slot. I'll give it to you Swap out mage armor for a different spell. Yeah, I will See no mage armor. I have to concentrate on it. Well, let's just hope I never no, I don't I don't have to oh, yeah I do. Let's just hope I never lose the concentration Okay, so we are gonna take grand sickness because I'm a necromancer now Oh, that's cool false life because I'm a necromancer We will keep feather fall because it's useful. What's your download at, uh Uh, did her, uh, probably not tonight It just says 24 It reads that is probably not tonight, but Well, it says an hour left, but it's also at 19 percent. So Sorry Yeah Uh, hey, davi. Why are you bloodless? What? Who sucked you like a fucking juice pouch last night? No one. I didn't get a cut scene No, uh, you don't have to get a cut scene if you tell a starian to like, hey, you can you can come You can come get a little suck tonight if you want to you just you just will Sometimes uh, when you long rest from camp. Oh, well, I want to not be bloodless help I think last game you told him he could do that. Okay. Well, I want my blood back. I'm gonna go kill him No He took my blood and I need it back now So I need his Look, I don't make the rules. I'm gonna talk to gale though. We should That's on your mind. What do you make about of having a vampire in our camp? He said I like vampires. Okay, that's a weird answer. I didn't expect that. Yep. Tell him to join you. No Okay, just kick it was kick out chewing thick I'm leaving camp Yeah, so am I I did not want to be snipped on with me Let's go. We'll start our own camp. Mm-hmm. This is me and chewing thick camp now We have pork shoulder and warg fangs Yeah It's starting to barbecue. Oh, hell yeah, we have to cook out. Mm-hmm. Where's Emma? Uh, sorry Playing with baseballs Oh my god stopping such a wizard Yeah, yeah, just play sorcerer Uh, I need to change play warlock that you don't need to worry about Yeah, you don't have to do anything Uh leave camp. Oh, yeah, I forgot. I was about the fuck around. Um What are you doing? I said I found out I smell like mushrooms. I smell like beef. I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef Do you know that I like I smell like beef that kid is the same kid that did the it's freaking bats. I love halloween I didn't know that and also she's also the she also said in in like a target the Kind of like that. Wish I could get it Like the side eye kind of thing. Yeah that side. I like wish I could get it. Yeah I'm gonna destroy this barrel. Oh, I do I do necrotic damage when I hit now. This is great All right, I've organized my dance. Let's go I have to concentrate on this Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on one second one second one second I'm doing a thing. If I I'm gonna learn my lesson right now if I if I cast this and lose concentration on on bark skin I'll learn my lesson Nope, I'm just super awesome and I prep everything all the time And I'm I'm so much stronger than I used to be now. Oh my god. I I could I could do a ton of damage Oh, I see some people in that Kill them. I'm juiced up on on on wasp On our mushrooms I'm all treed up right now Oh, I'm from Baldurian. Where's the flaming fist? Oh my god, we did great. Good job team Oh, yeah He was like those Guard goblins always got on my nerve. They're working with them with a drow. Okay. Good to know Are there any survivors? That's fine Good those guys are kind of the shit and by the shit. I mean without the derogatory I'll tell you real slow like so you don't miss it. Okay help Uh-oh Okay, good good You pushed attack. Yeah, he annoyed me really bad. He annoyed you. That means die Okay, we're on blood right now. He doesn't know what he's doing. Okay. No, I know exactly what I'm doing. I asked him. Hey Where do I go? I'm like, okay You can't just have these out first. You've got to know when to die the back Why do I have disadvantage? Why do I have disadvantage against him? He might be too far. Maybe It's a melee attack why you have disadvantage. Uh-oh. It's not telling me why Yeah Can somebody come cast guidance on me? You have disadvantage from equipment Oh, you're not proficient in something you're wearing Oh my god, I switched off of swords. I'm not proficient in these swords anymore Oh No Oops, I think it's rapier time. It might be something else It's gonna be your action to switch on to a weapon. Where does it show? Where does it show what I'm what I have disadvantage on? Um, if you if you highlight a weapon, it'll just tell you if you if you if you're not proficient with martial weapons or scimitars Oh, no Dang That sucks Yeah It's also gonna use up your action to switch out Just keep on the crossbow I'm gonna have disadvantage anyway Who unlocked the ancient tome? Grandma Yankee, are you just opening books? Yes, and not in the combat. I said before you guys moved off. I was fucking around Grandma Yankee's having a private moment I'm Yankee I mean, you just wanted to read her book. Oh wait, yeah I miss having swords I miss having swords so badly. That's all it took was for you to If for me to not be allowed to kill something. Yes, that was exactly what it took well Damn tune thick is so good Dude, this is the only temporarily hostile. Of course. I'm gonna kill you I couldn't even kill him Ow Don't worry. I kept concentration on bark skin. Yeah, I took one damage from that. Don't worry But I did lose all of my oh, okay temporary hit points, which I'm going to give myself again right now That's pretty sweet actually You still have diss. Yeah, I still have disadvantage From what? Um, you're not proficient with medium armor and your boots are medium armor My boots are medium armor. They're sandals They're really chunky sandals. They're really thick sandals. Yeah, gladiator sandals. So, you know, they're medium Oh my god, you're right. Uh, don't tune thick Get up there Don't worry. They're dead. No, I don't have boots of any kind Each guy can have the grippers out You've got tasteful boots in in in your inventory guys. I found the best weapon in the game Slommy Do will that's a lami I was annoying a friend because I kept sending him the image I was just like, did you know you you could do will to lami over and over. Look slommies slommies Crying I liked those boots. I liked everything I was wearing the goby a swords bar again coward I've chosen what I wanted, you know I respect that decision. All right. Where are we going now? Davy? What are we doing? Uh Uh, let's go back to the swamp We killed everybody. We're going swamp. We're not going to go in the goblin camp. Uh, I mean, is the goblin camp closer? I thought we were in it. It's yeah, it's literally like across this bridge right here. Yeah I thought those three guys constitute the goblin camp Oh, can I can I cast can I cast chilele on my slommies? Oh my god, I can Hmm. Oh, I started a conversation. No, that's okay. It's a good thing Yeah, you look cool That is a very dnd question. Mm-hmm. Well, your eye glowing and everything looks sick. You shit Ooh the eye You will be worthy to stand beside them The visions fade and the voice alters as a strange energy swells around you The many-sided artifact Somehow you understand Your character looks not amazing. What was that about a reckoning? Toothpick just in the background. Yeah. Yeah. Oh Okay Do you guys hear anything about a reckoning in your heads just now? I received a mysterious artifact just now out of nowhere Okay, he cool me. I'm going inside Oh, my god, it's volo. They have volo. What is he doing here? What's he doing volo? What the fuck are you doing? He's singing my favorite song in the whole game Dwaragslin Dwaragslin Dwaragslin You're always a hagglin to a ragslin. He's such a good bard he'll finny gribbo gribbo Grimace at the feeble rhymes continue rhyming for a soul's not truer than ragslin named drawer I have to go there you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll give you I'll give you some guidance Good. Yeah. Yeah. Give me that guidance. Let's go dice roll Oh That's a whoa. Whoa. Hey, yo, whoa 25. We got it. Greatest thing I've ever heard. Yep That was terrible volo It just says continue No, it doesn't no way really my god. How do I make it now? Oh, uh, push just push continue and it'll probably let you do it No I hate this glitch so much. All right. I'm gonna try All right, that's cool I love that That's cool. That's awesome. Yeah, I love I love that. Uh, I was I was invested in that The way you're looking out of your hat like that No That's Davy if it makes you feel any better no matter what you do. He gets dragged away. God damn it I have done that so many different ways to try to save him and it nothing works I was about to reload this whole save. I was about to reload this whole ass save. It was gonna happen No, no, no, you're good. You're good. Um, does anybody want to poison all of their uh, all of their all of their booze Yes, yo because there's a booze tub over here and I feel like we could maybe put poison in it But they might see us Who's our sinkiest boy? Where is it? Davy, how do you feel about this? What go ahead? What are you talking about? Why would I have a problem with that? Um, I'm just why you know, you're kind of our main character here. I'm just making sure it might have some consequences That's why they just they they killed volo. No fuck them or they didn't kill him, but they they Inconvenience him. Yeah Does anybody have like an invisibility potion somebody have a poison I have Put it in my thing. I am currently stealth. Okay. There you go. There you go. You got it. You got it I'll I'll drive away any goblins that may be suspicious Oh shoot, oh shit, um, it I tried to move because Whoops, um Do you use do you get deception? Yeah, you have both actually I'll slip a knife in your right way. Let me give you guidance Oh, give yourself your astral knowledge. There you go. There you go Do you have any do we have any inspirations? Oh so close so close We roll we have one Come on. Come on. Come on. Yeah Yeah Suck my dick goblin. You're scared of me now. Mm-hmm I put that in there put that in there All right, hang on I've gotta wait should play a little tune to distract everyone. Yeah. Give me that poor performance There's so many people around. It's kind of hard I should have taken invisibility. Oh, do you have invisibility? I don't oh, they just they just threw stuff at schoon thick because his performance was so bad Brilliant Oh, do you got it? Do you got it? Do you got it? Where do I go? What do I do? What are you doing? I'm I'm chicken chasing Chicken chasing. All right You're chasing a chicken. The booze is poison The booze is poison run run run run run Right Debbie. You gotta get out of here. You gotta get out of here. Oh, he's he's he's Oh shit. Okay. Wait. Wait Oh, the little owl bear cub Are you talking to him? I'm about to What's up, co? I didn't even know this was here The goblins are responsible for your pain kill them Oh my god, please. Give me bar to conspire. Yes He's a little baby. I mean, it's just a baby. We have to help him. I'm gonna cast friends I'm gonna cast friends. Do it Friends on the Out there and I'm it's a good thing too. I would have rolled a four. That was that is amazing. That is amazing Whoa Geez I love how hyped Jacob is for all of these roles They're so cool. They're so they're so they're so they're so big. Such a big role Um, should we help him? Kill kill Kill oh shit. We gotta help. We gotta help They can't just let him die. Oh my god. Oh my god. She's dead Guys, what are you doing Yeah, of course I did I'm a prankster. I'm a silly guy I just pulled the hardest prank right now baby baby's dead I'm a little I'm just a little prankster. I'm just a silly little guy I'm a I'm a chileli my salamis and I'm gonna beat the shit out of this So remember when you told me that I could like use biting words to stop people When the fuck am I allowed to do that because I haven't had the chance you have to so open up your spell book Yeah So push I and then on the top push spell book and then uh under the reactions Um tab. Yeah, that's what that's you you want to make sure it's on ask Oh, uh reactions Cutting words. Check out. Got it. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good. Okay. So that's been done. I'm in pain Hmm Uh, god damn at least you're still concentrating on friends Rise with a dead He's he's alive still. Yeah. Yeah, the elbows. I was about to lose my mind kind of you got a lot of goblins here guys You guys started something remember those uh ogres. We paid I didn't start anything. Oh shit Yeah, hey bull the horn the horn of helm hammer hands. It's the sound in the door. Let's go In our time of aid Where the fuck are they They'll get there in five rounds. Don't worry in five rounds. I don't know. I don't know Well, I'm easy now Was that my action? Was that everything? No, it wasn't. Okay. Oh, have you not done enough davey? Have you not killed enough babies this turn? I guess not I'm about to do it again I'll let you kill all the dudes. I'm not letting you kill the owl bear, baby Uh, let me cast this new whispers on this goblin Oh, what are you telling them? Don't fuck yourself. That's like the ultimate Uh, uh, ultimate like d&d thing ever which is like cool about this game is that Maybe like oh, so you why'd you fight the goblins? Oh, why'd you fight them all? Oh, um, I was gonna kill the owl bear, baby, but my friends didn't want to Tune thick Show me these goblins insides Uh, oh, this is gonna ask me that every time It is it's okay. It's okay. Don't worry about it. Just put don't react Oh What grandma Yankees gone she despawned Grandma Yankees, uh, hiding. Oh shit Yeah, that's a bad one. That's a yeah, that's Oh, there's there you are you went way the fuck up there away out of danger from the potential guard gergen. That's about oh That's gonna kill that baby owl bear Oh, you're good I just need to get another turn And then I can do something nice Uh, no, I'm gonna Missile sneering let's go Nice These guys suck. Oh god These guys suck Does like 20 damage in a turn Well, I'm in pain. Let me drink it's salami time That was my last healing potion. Let me tell you what Oh, okay, the salami the salami stride is actually amazing The salami is so good The salami Is on this guy again take this He's frightened and my turn I need better armor. What's your armor class right now? Uh, probably not great It should be like a 14 right now Because I have a three plus three to my dex and I'm wearing leather armor Oh, that's amazing But if that baby owl bear walks into that cloud of tackers No, no, no I didn't think of that Garver's disposal Yeah Oh, no the one move ahead. I didn't consider Watch them push Davi into that cloud. Oh never mind never mind I'm just oh nice though. That's tons of damage on that girl. Give out help help help You idiot I may have watched a little video by a youtube channel called xp to level three They're talking about out of daggers and I've been using it a lot Dude that spell is amazing That spell's so good cutting words What's spelled? What a video that I'm talking about cloud of daggers It was like that This shit is terrible Yeah, yeah, no no no no cloud of daggers is incredible Lord bar is terrible. I want my boy back Salami strike Mushroom strike I don't even get my full turn because I died. I managed to cutting words it and he just fired a second arrow What do I do do Jacob serving up these guys to shalom me and mushrooms hell yeah, it's salami mushrooms I can't even dodge No, you can't choose dodge Okay the the virgin the virgin reverie versus the gigachat gorf He's dead. Okay. Uh drop that cloud drop that cloud of daggers I will thank you. Did the over has ever cost like what? Yeah, what the fuck are they? On the bottom left under your portrait, okay, that's where it is Yeah, I had to it was very difficult to try to find that let me read this show of this never mind I use my bonus action. Never mind. Never mind. Do I have anything to say? I feel so bad for you, devy. You just get you just got No, I'm kind of in a great spot In my turn What's that guy gonna do? Oh, yeah, you know good to go for me over over anybody else I just want to go a little buddy. I can't because it's I'm not allowed to anymore. I'm frustrated You're not allowed to do what piece of shit. I need healing Cutting words go fuck yourself It happened again. It happened a second time It happened an additional time You said clad bottomed coward and then died I hate this I hate this so much. I still don't have a turn Oh my god. Oh man, this is rough. This is rough. I can't even leave I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna just take this hack of opportunity. I'm done. I don't care I'm going somewhere else That's the sound like I'm in Good trust This is so weird. Oh, there he goes Is uh Chill touch or bone chill. It's a it's a to hit right not a saving. Yeah. Yeah, it's to hit. All right. Okay noise Because I crit on 19 now with spells That's so good. Yeah, it's spell Ow Ow, stop sacred flaming me Nice. Good job. Little buddy. Good job. Ow. Stop They're focusing me Now I won't get necrotic damage with my salamis Get away from me My salamis don't do death damage anymore Guys all my mushrooms ran out my salamis don't do death damage anymore Guys, I'm gonna do a I'm gonna do a concussive smash with my salamis I miss Damn it Yeah, your salami wasn't tough enough. No, it was not. Not this guy. Damn It's okay. It's okay Tune thick. He's so he's so thick in the damage That's what they named him after He's thick in the damage I It's your idiot mother big clue with you rise I'm just gonna be in this corner. Bye guys I have one HP insulting and like tears are I hate this so much Oh no, please don't kill the baby albert. Thank you. Please hit me. Yes. Yes. Hit gore funky I mean kill me my body over my my entire world for the albert My gore funky for an albert One albert Salami strike Wait, no one damage to boat boat bail echnuk Guys one of the Look at the names of the bugbears there. I'm holding bow echnuk Thank you for holding bow echnuk. We gotta get stink next No, we really need to kill devout mezka Devout mezka. Yeah mezzka mezzka or we could kill warlock girk Girk. No, his name is warlock girk Warlock girk. Oh, I see Oh, he's a fighter. He's just his first name is warlock Yeah, he's not even a warlock His name he was a disappointment to his family. That's why please die. Please This guy freaking Devout mezka will not get killed I fucked myself with movement. I thought I could see that guy from here, but I can't um Shit. All right. Well Okay, that bugbear being held though is amazing. Yeah. Yeah, I know That's why I did it Beautiful. Oh, no, it saved it's steams turn It should still lose its turn though, right? Yeah. Oh, they're coming for me. Oh, no, they come it did lose its turn. Okay In that case next time don't hit it yet. I'll cast hold person and if it exceeds you get a crit Oh, that's true They're drunk though salami salami crit. They're drunk What is wrong do disadvantage and charisma and deck and dexterity dexterity got it. Okay How dare you warlock grunk girk He's just lost trying to find the mage hand Slightly drunk There we go. He used his press sense presence. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, no, shoot it Yeah Still up. All right. Here I go. Hold person on the bugbear again Hit him salami strike Now we're getting somewhere I need a spell that uses a bonus action. That's what I really need Yeah Misty step. Yeah, I don't have misty step is I or I didn't see misty step on my list Oh, you probably don't have it then God damn it Um, hang on Sharp eye bump kiss over there is summoning wargs. Thank god. Wait, who was it? Sharp eye bump kisser. I don't yeah bump kiss sharp eye rag Yeah, it was a rag. Thank you. All right. Um the other one Just none of them are named bump kiss Oh, we have a new war. Oh, no, that's the companion. Okay If we kill If we kill bow right show over there, then we will kill the war great I'm Fuck we have to kill sharp eye rag for that for for that guy to go away Oh Sharp eye rag What's that guy? I don't see him at all He uh here. I'll ping again right here. Oh Okay, cool. Yeah, that's what I want to do try to fight that guy I'll throw a distant whispers at him That'd be amazing. I mean I can hope Oh, so good cloud of daggers amazing Push that goblin nice Wait, why does it take so long to do the fly? It's to think about it. It's weird. It was it was doing that for my like Playthrough as well. Good job little albert run through the cloud of daggers. You drunk idiots. Okay How is it a critical miss and he still took 11 damage It was a critical hit the opposite. Oh my god, he's frightened that the cub is frightened The cub is dead. We've lost the cub we have to use this for a real fight right now. Bring the cub back Well, I lost my old person because somebody failed to kill warlock gerk and he has had it out for me this whole goddamn game Well, you know, I've been I've been working on boleknut Yeah, well boleknut Yay I rolled He's still alive And so are you my friend alive Is there a way that I can just stop getting shot by this stupid guy I'm gonna stand right here and hope that he can't see me anymore Yeah, there you go. That's my only Attempt, please kill the warlock ow Oh They're coming for me I had to use dash All right No, get it No, we're gonna do a little heal Um, and then we are going to do a shove We might and we're not gonna fuck with that and we are getting over here That's that did not want to fuck around with that kill warlock grandma yankee's gonna get wombo combo'd See a grammy Okay, I hope you liked that book. Well, you got rid of the armor of agathis. So that's good. That's really good The verbal components for that spell were timmy Tim Fuck the athletics failed That's actually okay. What are you gonna do now boleknut? Ow Steam you idiot He's like, where do I go? He's he's running He's sprinting at full speed They're drunk. They're taking a minute to figure out their turn. That's fair. Yeah Oh boy, what's warlock girk gonna do? Didn't even kill He's terrified Oh, they're dashing Uh, yeah, I'm gonna need some help up here. Don't worry. I'm gonna re if we die. I'm reloading back to before I did this terrible idea All right, sweet Boecknuck is dead. That's that's what is happening today. That's all that matters. Yeah He's only got two healthy. He's got to get killed. I'm gonna hit him with my Willal vicious mockery vicious mockery Damn it And so I continue to be abuse I'm going over here. I did my best. That's all I can do our main character This is what I get for changing defeat the character defeat the goblins. Haha. Okay twirls hair cast vicious mockery does no damage runs away Ow, I'm being eaten alive Let this be a lesson never change who you are. That's when everything went wrong All of that work all of that terrible pain could also be uh never send a baby to do your job for you Doug miss Doug Doug What's your favorite Nickelodeon show? Doug Doug And the the verbal components to to fire bolt are smelvin Yeah, what are the verbal components for that spell kevin kevin Haha Guys, I'm gonna cast mage armor real quick. Billy um What the what the hell is just slap them in the face? Yeah I love that they made it. Oh, we just didn't heal Attack and push up with mage hand. We just didn't heal corfunky Nobody bother. I don't have heals I think he's the only one they can You all have heals. You all have the ability to throw a potion. Oh, do we have like potions? I did. I would not be able to hit you No, go away stink stink How fucking What a jerk What an asshole There is a silver lining to this What is the silver line up? Uh one that you are dead To that when we fail I will be able to go through this again and this time maybe I I dealt one damage to the man And so Hell Now you'll be able to defeat him for sure One damage jake will be all you're dead He's getting warped I hate this Oh, but no, I'll be able to come back into this area and I might be able to choose the dialogue option I wanted in this role-playing game Davi, I think you're misunderstanding the name role-playing game I think you're confusing it with do whatever I want and get away with it game Which many a whole players tend to Whatever I want in this case can be the choices that the game is supposed to give me You did indeed to let that owl bear go attack a bunch of goblin But I did not get to have a wonderful wrap battle with volo, which is what I truly wanted And if I had that maybe I wouldn't have gotten bored enough to send that owl bear to his death Also, who are you to decide what I do with my owl bears? I'll random deeply Falco This one sounds like this the verbal components for shocking grass park I want the camera to cut back to the ogre's big like Why do they go out of their way to kill me when there was a Gif yanky right there No, my cloud of daggers my totally useful cloud of daggers Oh, he's ended. Is Davy dead? Yeah, I'm dead. Yep. We have two dead now. That's what happens Oh, because I'm in snare to just have disadvantage Uh, can you please kill bowek nook? He has one hit point and Davy worked so hard. You know Leave him alive. He deserves this. He fought hard He did he really did he killed me the owl bear and you Where is my racial spell where did that go? Oh, there it is. No, no, fuck. I hit intern It was a mis-input But Don't worry guys. Don't worry tune thick as one hit point, but it's all he needs Oh, yeah, now he has more Oh my god Well It's up to tune thick How many people are left? Five? She's making a snow angel out of her own blood They say when you die you assume the position that your boat that your joints were most likely to be in Fuck You're already dead I put him out of his misery He's finally dead. Uh, if uh, see if I can heal one more time with the nevermind It was more worth it to push True. Oh, they're running away. They're scared Oh, that's why She wasn't thinking I take out this entire gobbling camp on it on it. Yes. Yes That is the life of barbarian They're willing to play with there's so much money to bring us back Okay, uh, what do we do here? Can I get um, hello? Oh, okay That's fine. That's okay. Okay. I have to kill a sharp eye rag if you can you might also be able to click on their Profile up there. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't have enough movement. It's okay I'm just gonna do a little dash Oh god, I can't step anywhere Oh my goodness I'm blocked in nothing Oh No, he's fine. He's fine. He's okay. He's okay. He's good. He's good. He's gonna live. He's gonna live He's alive. He's in a pool of dead bile Your party has been defeated And now we return to the campsite Yay Did I redo my character yet? I hope I didn't I think so. I'm gonna check to see if I did because if not, we're about to lose a hundred more gold No way am I staying a lower bard? That was the worst experience of my life Lower barn is really good. You just have to you're a spellcaster like I don't want to be Well, then you shouldn't have moved Yeah I liked being able to do whatever I wanted. That's the whole reason I pick a bard That's true. That's true. That's true Do you know why I picked a druid? Why? I didn't Fucking hate druids The double salamis good the double salamis please free me please free me those salamis are the only way What was it that you did that made me pick druid because originally I was gonna pick something random like cleric But then you had me play trickly trickery cleric And I didn't want to play it because shadow hurts a trickery cleric And I'd already basically played like 200 hours in a trickery cleric Please and you're like and you were like what class do you hate? And I was like honestly, I really don't like druid and you're like, all just to get you to play bard Yep, that's what it was. You wanted me to play bard really badly. So honestly, you're the source of this torture That's true. It's all my fault Jesus Christ, now I have to kill scratch lower. There we go space. What were you doing to scratch? Nothing. All right. I'm Literally, I spent 200 gold just to try out the lower bard and realize that it wasn't worth playing All right, I'm gonna Oh Although I am changing one thing I'm I'm getting rid of my dexterity because uh Raising my dexterity higher than 14 doesn't matter if I'm going to be taking medium armor Yeah, that probably makes sense. That does make sense. That's how I'm a Yankee. What are you doing that book? That's work I'm the grandma Yankee's trying to get lucky We're up all night. Why can't why can't you put your Why can't look larian? Why can't we put our dick in the book? Okay? Very fire just in response to our person. Yeah, these were the ones that I wanted anyway They literally just reset me back to like what I had been using Jacob. You can't say those things. They're actually listening to you now Oh, shit. I forgot We're good here. Love it I'm safe here Go away. Arion really wants it. Horny eight for the book. He wants to put his dick in the book He's my dick in a book. That looks terribly heavy. Let me put my dick in the book Oh, I do you don't understand grandma Yankee like bends over backwards like when Thanos puts in the infinity stone Oh Open the class college of swords Spells, uh, old person Race we still we're still a tiefling Fighting style to weapon fighting. Yay. Um, I think grandma Yankee's becoming a god. Yep Cantrip There's just mockery even though on it uh Should I take true strike? I know that sounds crazy, but is it bad in this game? They made a bonus action this Wait, they made it a bonus action. No, it's an action. It says It's an action, but at last two turns Could I get guidance? Um, I I tried to give you guidance and I'm in here and I can't give it to you for some reason Oh Weird Yeah, my feet is I was like I was like I was ready to give it to you and it was just like No, all right. Well, that's gonna make this a little difficult Maybe I can cast it outside of it here. Let me try. Yeah, I'm gonna give my ability score improvements. I'll wait till uh Maybe you were too far. Maybe that's why That might be it. Here we go level four. There you go. There's a little guidance Uh, you said my bard stuff up. I would see well doesn't go to saving throws unfortunately Oh Does anybody have resistance, please? Oh god. Yeah Well, this is inspiration. It's a little cheeky little inspiration Oh, there you go. It's a target. Holy shit. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore What's your level up like? No, I just misunderstood my mobile flourish because I'm thinking of like the the board game board game the tabletop game It's really they made it a lot better. Yeah, instead. I just teleport straight to my target. Holy shit It's really really good. There's so much more shit. I should be doing. Why did I even think about playing a lower bard? What did I ever forsake the swords? Yeah, I grandma Yankee. There's no way. There's no way Grandma Yankee's gonna get an at 20 on this one After she uses that other inspiration Yeah, yeah, yeah for sure It's gonna happen 100 you're gonna like ascend and become like a lich god. Yeah. Yeah Damn it You're consumed by the book and you live in a in a subspace like Jumanji for 20 years When I read the book, I succeeded that saving throw before our fight last time Mm-hmm You've seen too much All right, I'm ready to continue Well, grandma Yankee tried to unveil the knowledge of the universe and um didn't work out I'll try again later. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Of course Whispers of madness dark whispers it made the creature rise disadvantage on wisdom saving check Uh-oh I'm just cursed now Oh That's cool. I just have permanent disadvantage and dabby just saved dabby just You know you gotta live with your consequences. I mean I can always go back in the auto save again, but like No, we don't save scum here Hell, yeah, we only we only reset a save when we die Exactly you can remove her. Let's go kill it. Let's go kill ourselves Oh Okay, all right Do you want to go goblin camp or no? I was just gonna talk to these first guys first. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then we can go to the goblin camp Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Let me talk to him What's up? Get the fuck up. Can you let me know when you're about to push the attack button? Are you survivors? Do you know the way to memorize? He says north. All right. I'm about to Uh, I'm casting shelly. Okay. Go for it. Okay. Good. Oh, I can trade with this guy. Go for it. I'm not gonna trade with him All right, okay Parish Die bastard You don't you're so strong now Oh my god, I feel so good. Holy shit that felt good. Oh good. Oh my god. Get the fuck over here you asshole How high does what level does this game take you to? Uh, 12 I think. I don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. He's so hard. We're back at this. Yeah, I don't care. He's he's hexed my charisma. He dies now Ow Thank you. Goodbye warlock. Tud. Tud. His name is Tud. What did he do? Wasn't there a bunch of explosives something in here? Yeah, those barrels right there. He did two damage to me. Ow Die monster. You don't belong in this world That felt so good Hmm big hit big big whack big bonk. Let me get this grimy chest what's in here Charlton fire swill. It's like it's a bank bottle We're like a davi. You're a spellcaster and he's like I cast sword Okay, Grammy Yankee, maybe I wanted those health potions. Yeah I'll give him to you I just go I just opened the chest and I was like oh, and then they were gone So does Is there a way to check if bloodlifts and this curse will go away on a short rest or is it a long rest only? It's a long rest. That's bullshit. All right. Oh, it's me. We're funky start. It's just click space a bunch Look at my hat. I see it. It's beautiful I'm exploding. Oh, whoa, look what I choose Examine the artifact Good. All right. Well. I'm glad we did that onwards. We go Now, let's see if I can do my epic rap battle with volo vamp. Get arm Epic rap battles of history Draugzlin Draugzlin All right, skip skip skip skip. We pray All right performance. Let's go Oh, let me give you give me give me give me give me give me Yay We go dance Gimme gimme gimme guidance after midnight. Oh, that's a that's good. That's fun. I like that I thought you were gonna fill that but I forgot that you're a bard Carry it on pigeon. All right. Let's go. All right Skip Okay. Yes, I can do it I can do it I can finally do it manlings pror what tongue are you speaking all right? I heard razzle and cast a shadow that are 20 leagues wide That's that was so good. I'm oh nevermind cast friends cast friends. Oh nevermind. No, you don't need it You don't need it. I'm too good at these. No need it. Look at him go. Look at him go Freakin 20. Mm-hmm natural 20. I don't know what you think He's talking stupid now Continue our ballad. Yes, we will draw ragslin Untumped That's I'm so glad that I was able to get my role It was good. That was good. Mm-hmm. I love that last little Grandma are you poisoning the water supply? All right Stand right here stand right here stand right here play a ditty Distract all of the goblins so that grandma Yankee can poison the water stand right here Well, maybe like yeah, like right there like right there. Yeah. Yeah now play it play a tune minor illusion that'll work, too or dense Look at that. Look at them all coming over fuck this one is still watching me warlock son of a bitch How about my performance failed? There we go. Does that work? Yeah, it's working. Just keep talking to him Cool, we're good. We're good weird. It's poison. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now we wait now. We wait now we wait The price to win off without a hitch. I'm gonna go save the the owl bear No, no, no, wait wait wait to save the elder hang on. No, no, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna make the owl bear fight people like that and start a fight. Why not? It's an owl bear They're so strong a final save. It's a baby owl bear. It's it does for damage on a crib Yeah, but at least wait till they all drink a bunch of poison. Yeah, which is gonna be right now watch them watch them watch them Come on drink your poison They do it That's good. I'll all nice and chewy nice and chewy That's good. Oh I think you guys didn't poison just you didn't poison it It's it's poison boost up now. Oh, yeah, it says poison boost up. Yeah. Well, it's keep waiting. There we go. There we go Come on you little fucking idiots drink the poison you stupid goblins you do Numbers in one one. Yeah, what number one of them died They're exploding into blood yeah, play a little song Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa That's not true. I didn't poison you and my extreme I could detect thoughts I could deception him You have like a plus eight to deception. Yeah, I'm well plus seven because uh my good friend other guy Yep, I don't remember his name anymore. I'm just romancing him doesn't really matter you made up You made out with him. Uh, yeah, you know what? I'm just gonna cast friends. It's not like it's gonna matter much adult stewie Go dice roll. Oh That's a 14. You didn't give me your guidance. Why didn't you do that? Because I can't see the dice. Yes. It's frozen. Oh, no Can I did you have I can't use inspiration? I Was gonna say This is a this is a bad day for me Okay, wait, this is actually a win. They're all grouped. Yeah, they're all clustered together. I can oh Fuck my spellbook. No. No. No, I don't have the right spells perked Watch this you don't have I can't memorize or forget during combat. I don't have the right spells Yeah, no, don't worry. It's okay Amazing. Oh my god, what a good spell. What a good cat want to see me do it again. Yes. Yes Well, how are you able to do it twice in a row speed I took a potion of speed. Oh It's Boeck nook You know what this is actually good now because now the little owl bear isn't in the combat Mmm, and a bunch of them are poisoned Immediately Yeah, I pushed the kill button Let's go. What is happening? You missed. Oh, it didn't say. Oh, yeah Kill warlock girk he's up next in initiative Girk I don't think I can see girk. I think he's right next to you. He's right here. Oh wait. Oh Um grandma needs her glasses. Yeah grandma's Grandma's not doing too high. She's getting kind of feeble in her old age. Yeah Read an adult book We were all like grandma Yankee, are you reading the necromanic book of fame? She's like, it's very smutty. Yes Elger sugar just said boeck nook sweep Oh It's such a good spell All right God I want to remind everybody that will only be asleep for two turns. Got it How do I know who I am in like calm? Like range of because I I don't know if I can move without taking an attack of opportunity Highlight highlight your melee attack like choose that you're like about to do a melee attack And then it'll kind of play out what you're about to do. Got it. It'll warn me. That's good. Okay uh There are a lot of We're still up. There's there's a bunch of enemies. Oh, but most of them are asleep now though Yeah I mean, you'll get a great on them if you hit them while they're asleep, but Both crola and warrior sule going like still have turns this round. So okay. I'm gonna attack warrior sule Okay He saved on my last rate, but that's fine Because I'm now going to hit him with an offhand attack Let's go nice. Okay. Good offhand attack. Yeah I'm back in business, baby. All I need is medium armor so that my ac is higher Oh my god, I missed idiot Crush the ball bag They're gonna crush our ball bags Oh, no Oh, fuck Whoa careful there Right in the ball back that could have hit me At least they warned us first. Yeah, at least yeah, at least we knew that it was going to be a ball bag hit All right perish Can I do that again? I sure can. Yeah, you can oceanous. All right I can also do this Nice you saved it Chuntik's doing fine Why was good? He's good. What is happening? I am It's boeknok Oh, no, I can't get him I have to fight. I have to fight gurgon Well, like gurgon Yo, right right in his ball bag. You were gurgon. Oh, he's poisoned. That's great. That's really good. That's really really good He's covered. He's covered in grandma Yankees extract Hush mouth My extract grade That's gross word and that's the only thing I could think of Don't talk about grandma Yankees discharge It was like don't say discharge Jacob Say something else Extractive grandma Yankee Gross it's like cream of mushroom Cream of What that's how that works. That's annoying as shit. It's okay. Oh the slash. Yeah, the slashing flow. Yeah, so it is the melee one It's an area. Yeah. Yeah, that's really annoying Yeah What are you gonna do miss? No Apparently not. God damn it. I killed one of them if I knew how that stupid ability works and now I'm down Get out of here. No, concentration on friends Don't worry. Davy. I'll help you Thank you. Don't worry. Davy. I'll help you again Okay, don't worry. I'll help you again again I gotta get the fuck out of here He uses reaction. You can run. Yeah, if it doesn't kill me immediately Oh, oh, yep. Yeah Yep Yikes, yikes, that looks bad Nice I should have done that before What are you gonna do you put them to sleep again tonight? I'll bonk them on his little head Uh, oh these guys are alive now. I've been hexed On wisdom checks Heal me Grandma no, yay I got sleepy Dancing around these screws. You saw grandma in you. That was good. That was really good Or L Come on It like dribbled down. I just couldn't get all of it I would all over my chin. It's everywhere That was the weirdest magic missile I've ever seen. That was great They went all over the place I did not kill sharp eye Sharp eye murg Sharp eye bimpis or whatever Bimpis to wimpis Polingous Yeah Pythagoras you asshole Fuck I hate when they do that I hate when they're asking to be healed Ow my back Oh, Davie, get up I guess If you heal me I'm gonna get killed by a bowek nook again You want to get healed or you not? I don't want to get I don't want to get healed by a buck nut A butt nut, butt nut whatever his name is Big nut Say that one more time into the mic I don't want to get hit by big nut There we go. Take that. We're gonna walk a girth He's he's in range now, Davie Get him That's not he doesn't have armor bag at this anymore. We Goodbye He's tanking. He's doing great You know, you're using up an action that it's good Yeah All right now that you think has done like 76 damage Tor mentor why didn't you send one of those on sharp eye murk? Oh fuck because I forgot they were there It's been a long weekend guys For sure for sure for sure I'm still asleep I'm actually sleeping and playing at the same time. Yeah Okay, but there was a few days where I did play this game like non-stop like that And I went to sleep and I was still playing the game because I was dreaming about the game and I was like, oh, okay Can I have a break, please? Good I want him to stop casting that spell. Yeah, that spell is stupid. I need healing I need healing. I need healing. All right. Fine. Davie. Okay. You can get back up I'll let you get back up. You can get back up. Just make sure you get hit by a big nut Just make sure you add a level of exhaustion Of course, of course Can I can I jump? No. Oh, I use my bonus action I will just do this instead filling me whip Yeah, make sure Davie's surrounding Davie now you're surrounded come now face me You will not know death until you try me Ah fuck well here I go Now you know death Don't worry. It's okay. Oh my god 25 You'll be you're such a good bar. Davie. You're such a good meat shield. Thank you Just throw the healing potion on my body You take some action. Oh And like I I don't always have a Damn I'm here I'm finally here. All right. So our goal now is to throw Gorka or funky Oh, you did it. Good job. I feel so much better. Yes. Strong Die Yeah Okay, everybody sell everybody sell Everybody sell we did still some other ones on the other side who will aggro We did it. Good job team. Let's go together Yeah, quicksave quicksave quicksave quicksave What I'll loot this gherk. I'm also gonna pick pocket the albert, baby Oh, are they dead? No, they're gonna pick pocket. Yeah Hey, little albert buddy. Let me cast those speak with emeralds Eminals hi I feel like I died before Hungry. Yeah, I feel you look scared go to our camp He went to our camp. We saved him God damn it sorry It just kind of came out next time then If anybody finds medium armor, let me know We'll do Because I could use it at this point I found a flute Okay, um I want to uh Davi you should highlight over the um the what they've been cooking on this on this spit spit right here Uh grilled pork belly roasted dwarf leg roasted dwarf ribs roasted dwarf belly roasted dwarf leg roasted or grilled pork belly That's just a guy. They just ate a guy grilled roth ribs. Yeah, they do that. That's what they do What is a roth a roth? Oh Davi doesn't know how to pronounce asthma dais. He doesn't know how to pronounce anything. Yeah Asmodeus you mean anyone wear medium armor here? Uh, I I think grandma Yankee does Grammy does not wear any armor Hmm Um, Davi, I have put I'm putting a a note in your in your backpack that you should read Gore funky you wear medium armor I do in fact wear medium armor There you go You got me a little something some oh a plus two height armor. Yes, please. Thank you Also gives you a plus one bonus two initiative and saving for a check. Oh, I'm crying. Oh Yeah, oh Grand Yankee takes care of her grandchildren. Okay That this kind of you know what grandma poggers Grandma knitted you a sweater. All right. Thank you, grandma. It's so good grandma's plus two. How did you do this? Grandma's really good at selling grandma's amazing at knitting. Holy shit. Did you read that note? You had a note I put a note in your backpack. You should read it. Oh good. I found it on a goblin body Do we mind if we call it here at the goblin at the foot of the goblin? That's fine. Sure Just because I'm kind of fading. Yep. That sounds fun fading from fading from the mortal realm Yes, the Yeah, Emma's going into the into the into the spirit realm with the Nazgul I read the I read the The Forbidden Book. I'm making me a little sleepy A little bit of this Not before I give him a little bit of this Oh, shit Okay, now you get him. No, wait, no, wait throw throw the daffy I'll throw him back. I'll throw him back a shit Oh That's it you shouldn't have Don't worry, I can push through this I've got I've got it. I'm making it out Mm-hmm. Can somebody do fire damage to this? Grandma, can you do fire damage to that grandma will be happy to oblige? Please, please do Somehow losers you're dead Oh my god Ah now seems like a perfect time to quick save Yeah No, no, no Oh, shit Who will win? Grandma Yankee is the only survivor Grandma Yankee sweep Grandma Yankee is gonna steal uh Where's another instrument who's gonna insert all right? There we are. Well, this was very fun That was fun. Yeah, it was a good time Yeah, I had a great time. Good job everybody. Yeah