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thorough training you will win your silver wings and receive a reserve commission in the United States Air Force apply tomorrow at your nearest Air Force Base or US Army and US Air Force recruiting station and remember only the best can be aviation cadets and now once again our producer the curtain rises on act one of surrealist love starring Broadway Crawford is Joe Gleason Joe Gleason the new pastry cook at the hotel to the cute little waitress named Mamie but as yet he hasn't had much success Mamie has set her sights on bigger games on a next GI who sold little lunch counter but Mamie for the whole I told you before cooks I'm gonna marry you don't have to marry me just look all I'm asking for is it they just just to the movies or something I know but what about it I'll tell you the moon is shining we walk through the park you hold my hand what's how am I gonna remember I got to marry a rich guy when a good-looking guy like you tries to kiss me in the moonlight gosh Mamie I'll promise not to try to kiss you if that'll make you change your mind what did that do to myself confidence I think I'll let me kiss you yeah that's right I wouldn't have to what I I know what the moonlight does to me Joe just thinking about it makes me forget my dream man what's this what's this dream car like he's got a million dollars for almost a million I ain't asking you how much he's got I'm asking you what he's like I can always close my eyes oh you make me sick the same to you and many of them I can always tell with your mad you always tear off some of that butcher paper and start taking pictures with frosting yeah this time I'm gonna paint a picture of that dream man he was first his head now his body oh you got him all out of proportion that great big head in that funny little body that shows what you know about art this here is a new kind art surrealist that's what they call it's still a screwy to me and not a chocolate frosting will paint his hair and a nice mustache so rich millionaires they're old and bald like this oh Joe that's horrible even with my eyes closed I couldn't kiss a guy that looked like that oh my gosh I forgot about that guy's coffee I'd better run what about our day hey Mamie Mamie will you please explain we'll try to make it right whatever it is here I've had my soup or I've discovered discovered what's a fly oh right in my suit I might hmm please calm down sir we're sorry but we'll certainly rectify the matter waitress bring this man another bowl of no no no no I couldn't touch it I couldn't touch it in fact but sir I very much doubt if I could ever eat anything else prepared in this hotel but a thing like this could happen anywhere as a matter of fact we have the cleanest kitchen in the city after this ghastly experience I'd have to see it to believe we'd be very glad to have you see it sir I think I'll take you up but mind you if I do go through your kitchen and I see anything at all untidy about us I shall report you to the health button this way please here right through the swinging door I'm very sorry sorry sorry well I should be so how don't you look where you're going lady why don't you go where you're looking here I'll wipe the soup off your coat the soup of the last straw I shall certainly withdraw my patronage for this whole bunch there it'll dry in a few minutes come on over here and stand by the oven it'll dry before you know it thanks Mamie I'll leave them to you take good care of her Mamie what happened what happened this young lady only tried to give me a shower with the suit that's what happens never was so exasperated in all my life but how did I know you'd be coming through that swinging door customers don't usually come back here I came to inspect your kitchen what's the matter with my kitchen that's what I came to find out I got a fly in my suit no I gotta go back to the customers Joe you see that his suit okay Mamie so you got a fly in your suit I did I almost swallowed it too don't tell me yeah so it makes me positively ill just to think of it you're making me shudder so I decided to inspect this kitchen to see if it conforms to the laws of health good idea just have a gander yeah I beg your pardon just take a look and oh my oh my my stars and goddess that picture oh don't let that guy scare you he's just something I dreamed up to scare Mamie you mean you mean that you painted this sure my good man let me touch you huh oh this is the most perfect example of surrealist art that I have ever seen and I am an author it is oh what feeling dynamic symmetry what what what do you call it call it oh yes your title every picture has a title oh well I call it the the awful rival the awful right oh how interesting what is that new medium you've painted weird new medium yes it isn't water color it isn't oil oh oh you mean the stuff I painted the picture with yes it has its delicate color it's so realistic it's sort of what sort of three-dimensional one might say might one yes I'm sure it's something you worked out for yourself hmm some little secret yeah yeah that's it you will make a fortune my man a fortune a fortune say maybe then maybe I am positively enraptured with this work are you kidding don't be facetious there no need for false modest day huh when may I see some of your other work what what your other paintings I must see all of them and if they're as good as this piece I'll arrange for you to exhibit them at the museum and your fortune will be made my fortune oh maybe you haven't answered my question when may I see your other word oh yeah yeah I'll tell you what I'll do Thursday's my day off now you come to my house Thursday night I'll have plenty for you to see hurry maybe we got to pick up titles for all of them before the guy gets here titles are they kings or queens or something oh maybe you don't understand every picture like this has got to have a name why I don't know so so they can tell what it is I guess but you don't know what happened them are yourself do you know but but I figured they must look like something in between the two of us we ought to be able to figure something out well this one looks sort of like a fried egg maybe we could call it the egg and I know that's a movie we got to be more original I know let's call it son in smog that's real poetical what'll we call this day let's call her the twisted soul Joe you're wonderful if you only had money you're telling me it they made me why are you so set on money because I don't like you to rob banks to get a main coat oh hello Joe hello I thought I'd never get here just never get here that taxi driver couldn't seem to find street you remember Mamie remember her could I ever forget her I hope you've had some lessons young lady and balancing soup well at least now I whistle before I come through a swinging door but I must see the paintings I told my friends about you and they cannot wait to see your work well here they are all these way that is marvelous absolutely marvelous and all done in that new medium and this one here this one is called son in smog son in smog I never saw anything like what I'm imagining what feeling what's so weak I still think it looks more like a fried egg stick to your soup young lady you obviously don't know art and I suppose you do Mamie Mamie uh suppose suppose you run out and make a cup of tea yes still yes I just adore tea now then you must let me exhibit Joe why you will make a fortune a fortune oh boy good looks and money too we won't have to close my eyes and just sign this agreement agreement what does it say why just that you agree to pay me 10% of the proceeds for my trouble okay that's fair enough we'll put son in smog right here I still think it looks more like a fried egg never mind what you think Mamie the museum has it printed in the catalog son in smog that's what it's got to be okay there that does it it's the last one say the gold frames make them look real elegant this mess before the newspaper boys get here there's a fly on the awful rivals no I should have painted one on it looks natural done it anyway half a dozen flies on them oh Joe look at the others there are flies all over all the pictures oh my gosh it's the frosting close the windows quick okay we'll have to do something Joe we can't have the pictures covered with flies I'll go out and get some flyspray that's that's what they use at the hotel oh hurry Joe the exhibit is going to start in 10 minutes and we'll never get through because briefly from our story surrealist love starring Broderick Crawford to bring you an important message from your government ladies and gentlemen our army and our Air Force are critically short of physicians and dentists over 2,000 volunteers from these two professions are urgently needed today to safeguard and care for the health of first of the United States Army and United States Air Force are serving you and me at home and overseas young physicians and dentists particularly those who did not serve in the armed services during World War two have been asked by their government to act now to volunteer for duty at once if you are one of these young physicians or dentists please write or wire either the Surgeon General of the United States Army or the Air Surgeon of the United States Air Force at once and volunteer your services if you know one of these young physicians or dentists please call his attention to this urgent message thank you