 Please! I just want to live! Red! Can I get an interview with the main who killed SpongeBob? No. How's it going, everybody? Dato-Doi here back with... I forget the name of the game. Nickelodeon all-star brawl, Dato-Doi. He said it better than I ever could. Alright, and this time, we've got all three idiots. We're just going to be going through the entire cast of characters today. And I'm going to show my good faith in that... No, not all of them probably... I'm going to show my good faith. Instead of Aang, I'm going to go ahead and start with... Leonardo. That's who I'm going to start with today. Yeah, that's just who I felt like 20. Okay, okay. Alright, not bad. Not bad choices. Not bad choices all around. Bro, look at me. Hold on, hold on. Take a look, take a look, take a look. I don't... What is that? Hey, the man asked for time. Hold on, Dio, let me get... Just a little time. Dio, let me get some revenge for you. I got 30% because he blew fire at the ground. I'll do it again. That's it. It's time to punch you in slow motion. I said it's time to punch you in slow... I missed. I'm all charged up. He'll be backflipping. Please, I just want to live. Red! I didn't do the up special. I guess you could say this turtle is a mutant. Shut up. Yo, this character is kind of fun. Wait a minute. Got him for you, Dio. I protected your honor. Yeah, let him know real quick. Let him know. I think every character that I played is actually pretty fun. Hey, the toast is ready. The toast is ready. Whoa, I thought I brought them in. I only got one life. I had no invincibility. I got a... Okay, getting really bodied right now. One life to live. How would you spend it? Oh, spiking reptar. All right, fellas. I don't want to die just yet. I still got hopes and dreams and shit. That was a mighty hit. Shut up, reptar. Yo, get him. Get his little stupid ass. Get his little stupid ass. Get his little stupid ass. Get his little stupid ass. Get his little stupid ass. Get him. Don't let him go. Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Now he's joined us up here in the high percentage club. Wait a minute. Your percentage is pretty low. What is this? What are you talking about? I think I might have to get both of you at once. What? That worked? Oh, yeah. It's only three sucks. I forgot. I didn't realize how urgent this was. Yo, look, y'all. Jump, y'all. I was about to beat the shit out of both of you all. What? Why can't I do you, bitch? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? I don't need your little dumb ass. Yeah, you don't like that. Yeah, you don't like that. Yeah, you don't like that. Yeah, you don't like that. You want some toast, bitch? You want some toast, bitch? No, I don't. Get his ass. I need you to do these toasts right now. Don't let him spike you. Or he'll get spiked as a loser. That's it. Here it is. He's going to take it. Why is my recovery... Spike him. I'll just go for it. He just... I just had to toss him up the edge a couple times. All right. Game over. Look at my guess. He's zooming on his face. Geez, Louise. Geez, Louise. Zoom in on that. That guy got his ass kicked. Oh my God. He's fucking... He's catching some... I'm going to hate this character selection, but I'll do it for the bit. Oh, Nigel? Bro, I hate this. A little bit of the knife. For one specific reason, bro. Hey, go ahead. Say something. Say something. Say it. I'm about to speak with my nose. What is going every... What is going every... What is going... What is going... Just stand there. Look at him. Put him up. Go for the cheap pants, bro. Yeah. Oh, I see. I see mosquito up there. Is that what that mosquito sound is? I hate that it makes a little mosquito sound. Shut up. Guys, don't... Don't jump too high. No! Why'd you save his life? Because I'm a little idiot. Oh, smashing. If you take a... Bro, shut your woodpecker nose-ass up, dude. Defending thermos? Dude, I'm playing Danny Phantom right now. I have snow white hair and glowing green eyes. Why did you just, like, slam to death? Show me a moose. Show me a moose. Show me a moose. Show me a moose. You're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy, pal. He snapped me too infinitely. I think he was that guy. Nigel Thorberg is annoying. Let me bust out the fencing thermos on him. I'm on my last stock. I'll be over here. Bro, can you guys, like, lose the stock so I can, like, be... Have a chance with this fucking idiot. He's got the avatar state. It is time. Kill him. All I needed. I am the avatar. Hit him hard. I'm dry, bro. I don't know how to hit him hard with this fucking kit. Ooh, I have a Crocodigator. What is going on? Get his ass. Dotto, get his ass. He's got the avatar. He does have a gator. I don't know where he got that from. I exploded. Last stock, but I do have ghostly whale. I'm feeling all right. He's really good. I was trying to avoid combat, I'll be honest. I just wanted to peck at stuff with my nose. Dotto, what's crazy is all you really need is one really, like, good ghostly whale. And this guy's gonna be done, so... What did I say? Oh, just one more. He's a gator. Stuck it, Dotto. Ghostly whale. You let that... Nah, he blocked it. I don't know if you know you're dealing with Danny Panther. He's a fan. Yeah, I was thinking... Oh, perfect block. Oh, my fucking leg. Broke my leg, dude. Give me Dotto. Give me Dotto. You die, Dotto. Why are you not dead? Because I'm not gonna die. Speed. It's also a large map. Why are you blocked like that? Stop it. Die, Dotto. Bro. Man, this is... This is... anyone's going. Oh, no! We got Danny Phantom coming in. He's a fan. I don't want to be Helga. Oh, I was literally highlighting over her, too. You can be Helga. I'll be Renin Stimpy. You know what I'm highlighting over? A character I don't even know the name of. Yeah, and I don't like... I don't like you playing Renin Stimpy. I'm gonna be a... Renin Stimpy. I'm gonna be a... I do not like that character. Bro, we got this level again. Who's getting... Oh, wait. I'm a Bolina. I'd be spitting trash out. Yo, who wants a free trash? Let's get to free trash, you. Already spiked Nido's die. Damn! Bro, already spiked Nido's Spice has the best spikes in the game. Hey, I do move in fast, though. My name is a Bolina. Yo, I am literally just spitting trash. Spike! Why did I get kicked in the mood? I pull up in the whip, like... Pull up in the whip. I'm using my eyes to levitate. Come here, let me get a... Oh, I'm ready to walk. What in the fuck? Let me get a quick bite to eat. A Bolina. Bolina. Don't let him get you over the edge. Don't let him get you over the edge. I was gonna spike her. What are you doing? You ain't spiking shit, baby. A Bolina is morally gray. I think you should know that. Suck off! Oh! God! That could be me if I'm not careful. You know what, Donald? I hope you die. I hope you die right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. My objective is to spike away from him. No, don't take me. Don't put me on the ledge. I can't get back to... Where you going, huh? I see you. Donald, no pressure, but you only want to get spiked in these videos. Oh, he just stomped it out. Oh, I got him with my toe. I hit him with that. Got him. Hey, come here, Cameraman. Give me some kiss. Give me some kiss. Give me some kiss. Give me some kiss. Damn, I'm good with a bling. Where are you? What are you doing? This is not... Yeah! This is my lap. This is my map. I'm under the... Imagination. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Did I just drown in cereal? Oh, that's a moldy cheese. I love me some frosted mini-wheats. I didn't know you could drown in the mini-wheats. I lost the stock because of that. Actually, come with me, cat dog. I'm taking you to the mini-wheats. Whoa! Watch out for the fly! Damn! Oh, my God. I hit that guy. Crazy. Who wants to do an interview? Imagination. Who wants to do an interview? Holding interviews here. Nobody's coming. I'll have to go to the interviewees. Can I get a picture? Can I get a picture? Cat dog, can I get a picture? Imagination. What happened to the camera? Imagination. I'm exploded. Why are you guys... It kills me. I'm on the toes. This is never good. Spent map. Spent map. Got him, got him, got him, got him. Can I get an interview with the man who killed Spudgebob? No. Who's coming to the mini-wheats? How about you go to the mini-wheats? The mini-wheat. Hey, cat dog kind of got high percentage. No, dude. Not the toes, cat dog. Get out the toes. Here, I'll bring you to the much safer mini-wheats. All right, cat dog. Come on, enough playing around. Let me get a fight. Let me get a fight of what you're offering. I'm going to get my interview either way. I'm going to set up a camera. No, I'm dead. I'm going to get a camera. I'm going to get a couple shots. Now do the sponge, sponge. Do the sponge. He's hitting me hard, dude. What are these little dust clubs? I can fly. Shut up, get off. Shut up, get off. Shut up. Garate. Hit him. Spike him. Make him drown. The stage is big. Why was he not dead yet? How is he not dead? All right, we got him. Yeah, get your dumbass out here. You were just yapping. A lot of D, a lot of D, a lot of D. A lot of D. Go sponge, Bob. Yep. There's some animal abuse going on in the background. So editor, maybe we cut this. All right, final match. We're going with the mains, fellas. It's time. The main mains? Yeah. I'm just busting out. Aang, it's time. Reptar is my main. I got two mains at equal placing. But just for the avatar theme, I'm going to be top. It's looking like it's going to be pretty toxic. Even I'm going to pick harmonic convergence on this. It's going to be toxic. It's going to be toxic. Play nice. Don't jump me. I'm jumping. Jump this man. Yeah, where'd I get you? Where'd I get you? Damn. Yeah, where'd I get you? Didn't get me far. Where'd I get you? I am fast as hell, dude. Come up your den. Come up your den. Come up your den. Don't punch me. What did I do wrong? What is going every? You're dead here. Thanks, man. You got the wrong boy. Got him. Anyway, yeah. I can't recover. Oh, that'll save me. That'll save me. That'll save me. That'll save me. Oh, yeah, save me. What is going every? Shut up. I'm going to be cool, I guess. Yeah, I'll be over here. Can't see me. Shut up. Get out of here. I didn't want to come over here. I was forced. I'll be over here. Don't get too... Top, I gave you to her on a silver platter. Fight her. Fight her, bro. We get it. You have one stock. You don't want to go down like that. Yeah, it's true. I'm not afraid to admit it. This is not weak. Well, I'm dead. 12 seconds later. Oh, hope you don't... Oh, they did it again. Why did they do that? That's so annoying. I missed the ledge. I am of the sad. Editors slowly zoom in on Aang's face until the audience becomes uncomfortable. No, don't end the video yet. No, not yet. Slower. Slower. Slower. We're getting close. We're getting closer. Closer. Closer. Well, you guys are watching this zoom in. Have you hit the like button yet? Yeah, hit the like button. Okay. End the video. It's too close. Too close.