 I was gonna let you know about my property management follies. Oh, right. So former guests all went skinny dipping in the pool, but I have a direct view of the pool. Okay. And they have a direct view of my windows. So, I mean- Right, so they know that those windows look out on the pool. Nobody cared. And I didn't really care either. I was just like, oh, nude. Oh, oh right, 10, 25 a.m., nude people. I'm kinda still in jammies drinking my coffee, and I was just like, wow, you really got this credit. Yeah, okay, all right, I get it, I get it. But so that happened. Then they left, they were scheduled to leave on Monday, and I think I may have mentioned this on Monday's show, but they just didn't leave. And I was sort of like, you guys need to leave. Leave the pool or just leave their pool? Leave the property. Check out. It was past checkout time. Yeah, gotta go. Are you still in the pool at that time? I'm just kidding. They weren't in the pool. They were not in the pool. Are they dressed yet? I want to do a dramatic reading of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. We need, no, we need like, Morgan Freeman to do it. You know, like a real serious reading. That's you. That's good. I am not Morgan Freeman. Now, this is a story all about how my life got twisted and turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute to sit right there. I'm going to tell you how it became the Prince of a Town called Bel Air. Perfect. You're right. I definitely used to think of letters and numbers as having colors. Really? Yeah. That are unique. Like you have 26 different colors. Like the letter B is there. Wow. That's a new one. C is blue. D is green. Is that because of like a light blue gray? Yeah. Maybe like in preschool that was like you had some blocks that just stuck. What's this behind me? Could it be a sandwich? Is it an egg salad sandwich? Whoa. Are you just using Skype for that? Yeah. Are you at the airport, Tom? What's going on? Yes, I'm at the Oakland airport in 2008. I knew you were a time traveler. I knew it. Wow. That's a deep cut right there. A very old picture. Which mall is that? That's in San Jose, right? Oh my gosh. Menlo Park. I guess we did a meet and greet with Kate and Leo and Tom was there. Patrick Beja is now behind me holding a first generation iPhone. Look at the size of that little iPhone. My wallet's bigger than that. His hair. Patrick. This is they might be giants. Otis is in my rear view mirror being like please could I have some? Just get a bump. Just one speed bump. Because it was the largest waffle sandwich ever been made. Oh, right. And I bought it. I remember that. The whole thing. Yes. Oh, I say I really can't sleep on this. They're too soft. I know when I wake up, I'm going to have shoulders. Roger needs a bed of nails. I need I need a sturdy bed and I got a $400 bed that was more comfortable for me. And and by $400 bed, he means $400 of plywood. Just that. Springs. A prison bed over there. Broken ear shards.