 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, you look all right. No, no, it's a hard knock life for us, but it's not. Life's pretty good. Good weekend. I did have a couple drinks. Dry January's over. Oh! Oh! How was your dry January? Good. I had a beer. It's dark in here today. Just to let you guys know. Dark in here. We're down a light. It's always fucking dark in here, man. Someone on the grip crew. Quit. Our lights team quit. Yeah. Jake. I hold lights. That's a job. It's a job. It's a real job. It's a real job. We're looking for light people. Send in your applications. Gaffer boys. Jim, what a sports weekend it was. Did you see some of this? I watched a lot of the football. It was a big football weekend. A lot of the favorites won. People are talking about the bills and they pitched a perfect game, basically. You're cowboys. More like cow bad. Ooh, burn. Wildcard weekend is usually exciting, but all the bad teams looked so bad. The cowboys, the only team that gave a fight. All the teams that lost just looked awful. Yeah. It was like a favorites weekend, man. Your bucks. Your cheese. The bills was cool. Scoring a touchdown on every single drive. First perfect offensive game in the history of NFL. It's honestly really cool. It's kind of like we won. You ever done that in Madden? Yeah. Against someone good? Every game. Every game? Okay. Dude, there's too many whistles. Starting to feel like field hockey. Or there's just whistles every play. And you're like, what's this? Just another whistle. Less whistles. Yeah, less whistles. It's all over my balls. Well, and especially cold today, because you just shaved with your manscaped Lawnmower 4.0. Dumb Tony. And you got wet, cold, hairless balls. Like those cats. Put a picture of those cat sack that nobody likes, but they pretend. Jim. Tell us about almost a breakdown. Yes. Almost a breakdown. We're going to the NBA, where Cade Cunningham got ejected for pointing at his people on the sideline. I don't know if you saw this video yet, because I just made an audible and put this into the show. It has a reverse dunk, baseline reverse dunk. His team's down by 22. He comes down. What's he like? And he comes down and just points. And there's people, the opposing players in between him and the bench. People thought he was pointing to his bench. And he said, no, I had my people right behind the bench. And I was pointing at them. He was cool about the whole thing. He's like, I probably should have read the situation better. He's like, taunting is not really my thing. I was just trying to say hi to my people. And then he gets ejected. So his people who came to watch, they got to see everything. Cade Cunningham is a pretty cool cat. And these quotes are pretty hilarious. Usually he says, usually I'm chilling after a play. And then he said, I let Coach Monty over there. No, let him know. Good game and stuff like that. Yeah. That's the quote. Wasn't upset about it. That's the official quote. Technicals and the taunting stuff in the NBA is wild. It's like MLB is actively trying to promote celebrations while the other leagues are stomping down on them. It's weird. They're like at a weird crisscross. Imagine the crossroads. What would they say at the crossroads? Don't shoot. Good rule to live by. Yeah. I might have got the mic wet. That's on me. Can you tell me more about the sports? Jim, more sports. There's football this weekend. Did you hear about this one? No, the dudes are talking about a Bart Scott. The dudes are talking about a Bart Scott. Did I not get my point across? I don't know. I don't think so. Jim, the dudes are talking about it. Poppin Viagra's before games for blood flow. There's some science. In the cold, cold weather. Bart Scott said, I got one thing to say to the guys. Viagra. And then he went on to say, I'm not trying to be funny here, guys, because everyone kept laughing. Right. Don't laugh at me. I took Viagra before cold games, so I'll take a shit at you if you laugh at me about it. It's not a joke. I recommend everyone to try Viagra. I don't know what it does to the female body. I know what it does to the male body, and I think it's a sensation everyone should try. What about kids? I didn't take it as a kid, but I have to imagine that. It's cold out right now. I'm not recommending Viagra for kids. Why don't you go take it right now and go out in the cold and see what happens? If there is one on the table, do you think I want to take it right now? And he also said, like, just make sure you get the blood down to your feet. Like, he's like, make sure it doesn't stop at your dick. And it's like, how do you do that? I don't know. I control them. Where am I? Come on. Come on. Come on. Go through. Keep going. Come on. Keep going. Nope. Boners. Jim, man, what a sports day. Can you tell me about these not sports things? A Turkish farmer is putting VR goggles on his cows because he says, if the cow thinks he's in a nice green pasture on a sunny day, he produces more milk or better milk or something like that. Leaders. Leaders. They spill it with the R before the E. Literacy. Now we got Turkish cows in an alternate reality producing more milk. Is that organic milk? That's my question. Can you say that that's organic? Because there's a lot of tech involved in realities. My brother is addicted to virtual reality right now. Like, he doesn't answer my calls or my texts. And then when he finally calls me back, he's sweating and he's got the goggles on. And I'm like, dude, like, I don't know. You're living somewhere else. Reminder birth like a cow. Are you a birth like a horse? I'm going to call BS on this just a little bit because I know we think cows are dumb. But there's also like temperature and environments. Like you can't just put a VR set on me and be like, oh, you're at the beach now. I'd be like, no, I still have cold water on my balls. Dude, I don't know. I think you might fall for that. I could see myself falling for that. I think you'd be a great trap for that. Watch this. See if you produce some better milk. That's the last news? Yeah. You really brought the energy today. Imagine. You're me. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. Jim, I'm usurping your pick. Wasn't my pick. Erica put that on there. I'm giving it to my sister, man. It's her birthday today. I'm giving it to Sonny the doorman. He's been great. And he's one of my five best impressions that I can do. Sonny's a nice guy. Really nice. He goes like Buck Showalter, The Cowardly Lion, my son, and Sonny the doorman. Oh, like, add. Yeah, easy. That was the Weekly Dumb. Today's episode of Weekly Dumb was brought to you by Manscaped. Cheers to 2022 and resolutions you can actually keep. How about having clean and shiny balls all year round? Our sponsors at Manscaped are here to save your balls this year and make the ball drop the cleanest and sexiest ever. Go to manscaped.com and use code dumb20 for 20% off plus free shipping. Thank you to Manscaped. I was trying to think of what I'm putting up there. No, I pictured. What did you picture? Do you know the clip that Paul Rudd plays every time he's on Conan? He's done that so many times. Yeah, I'll look up to you. I'm broken. Yeah, you seem to lose a little bit of your enthusiasm once you spilled that water on your head. It's one of those things that you thought I was going to wake you up and it just didn't. You just don't realize what happens when you pour water on yourself. Dude, the ball stuff was nuts. Almost immediate.