 Der Mensch war vor allem vor Situationen gestellt, die er nicht daran hatte, wie er die Objektoren, die er erfolgt haben musste. Es ist toll, so viele von euch hier zu sehen. Vielen Dank und willkommen zu allen von euch, die hier in der Elektro-Halle sind und die, die die Streamen sehen. Wir dachten, wir hätten etwas sehr spezielles für diese Eröffnung vorbereiten. Und das ist warum ich die Stelle zu Blinri, die das gemacht hat. Waren Sie nicht bereit, das zu vorbereiten? Nein. Oh, wir sollten darüber reden. Leute sehen das, dass wir das Keynote haben. Ich denke, wir reden über das Motto. Das ist nicht was wir tun. Ich denke, wir werden es improvisieren. Unsere Eröffnung ist ein Generator. Können wir so etwas machen? Vielleicht? Du bautest diesen Logo-Generator. Wenn wir das mit einer Dictionäre kombinieren, und dann einfach drei randomen Wörter, dann machen wir besonders viele andere Wörter. Das ist einfach derweil. Diesen Folder-Usershare-Dikt, wir machen drei Wörter. Und dann bauen wir ihn randomen Slides. Dieses Ordner-Usershare-Dikt, Apple Source, Tired Dolphins, wir müssen es einfach zu einer Messe, ist für Dolphins, Und die Angels, das sind die Volunteers hier im Kongress, und weil sie so viel arbeiten, sind sie sehr stolz. Und in der Angel-Kitchen bekommen sie Appelsauce, Hashtag, sehr stolz auf Dolphins, natürlich. Was denkst du, wollen wir mal wieder versuchen? Vielleicht bekommen wir noch bessere Slides. Succulents. Trainerung, Glück oder Glück. Es erinnert mich an etwas, aber jetzt werden wir nicht... Wir haben etwas anderes zu denken. Es ist zu random, so farblich. Wie geht es um Artificial Intelligenz? Im letzten Tag habe ich online einen Modell gefunden, als ich bräuchte. Es heißt Talk to Transformer. Ich kann eine Texte erinnern, und es macht Autocomplete. Es erinnert sich an eine große Texte, und es ist based auf englische Körpers. Und wir werden nur einen Eröffnungstext erinnern. Lass uns die ersten paar Szenen geben. Willkommen, alle! Willkommen zu der 36. Chaos-Kommunikation im Kongress. Und dann drücke ich jetzt hier auch mal auf Autocomplete. Es generiert uns dann den Rest. Mal gucken. Unfortunately, this year we'll be meeting at the same hotel as last year. So it's definitely going to be packed. Stimmt? I'm very excited about the fact that this year there are only a handful of people attending. Well, this summer we'll be meeting at the same hotel as last year. So it's definitely going to be packed. Stimmt? I'm very excited about the fact that this year there are only a handful of people attending. Well, this part about the interesting discussions I have no trouble believing, but only a handful of discussions, only a handful of people. Yeah, let me try and write something about the important parts of an event like this. Here's the most important rules for this event. All right. Yeah, that's unfortunately true. We can't do this. We can't promise all of you free pizza. We've talked about that. It's really mixed results. What else could we try? I don't think artificial intelligence has got quite that far yet. That model simply doesn't know enough about this entire event. Maybe if we did some crowdsourcing, if we had a look at Twitter, what people are posting on the events hashtag, maybe people might get an impression of what awaits them. All right. Metastickers. There's stickers about stickers. More stickers. More stickers, stickers. You can't ever have enough stickers. Oh, matter, of course. No, matter is very important. Even more matter. We have to be careful, because there might be metacolops. Almost every year we had a metacolipsa. There's a lot of people who have been working for weeks in these halls, and that have been preparing congress, like voluntary without pay. Yes, give them a warm round of applause. And these people are here to make the best four days of the year for all of you guys. And because this is such a big venue, people brought their own vehicles. Ah, there's so many e-Scooters. It's a bit of like an unofficial meeting of the scooter, e-Scooter enthusiasts. What we, of course, can't be missing is unicorns and bullpits. But, Blinly, I think we might stop crowdsourcing, because everyone thinks we're either a sticker exchange or we're only drinking matter four days. But this is obviously not true, because some people drink chunk. Well, a lot of people bring their projects and they show what they work on and if you see something exciting just go and talk to them. And a lot of them will just be happily explaining what they're doing. And there's a lot of exciting talks. I counted, and I mean the schedule kind of changes. But when I counted last it was 145 talks and fortunately to that you have the side stages that are all over the place. So go around and explore. And then obviously all the self-organized sessions and all the workshops and all the different formats that we have here. I think we should maybe put some thought into this, but we should tell people in this opening still. All right, so what's important is that when you're sitting here and it's maybe the first time at Congress and you might not feel like you fit in or you don't know enough about Code and Technik and Hardware we just want to tell you you belong and you're welcome. We think it's super important that the Congress is this colorful and this diverse and we want to tell you watch out for one another and watch out for yourself. This Congress, especially when you come for the first time, but maybe also when you've been here for a few years and you've been quite exhausting and go and find places of where you can like rest and recover and don't do everything at once at an event this size that's simply not impossible. And if you realize that you do need help and that there's conflicts there's the URL help.ccc.de and you can find all the resources for that. But maybe you also have resources left over and you can join the angel system and you can become a volunteer and this event is based on so many different volunteers and there's so many different jobs that you can do and you don't even need that much knowledge to do all of that. It's a perfect way to meet new people. All right. I'm going to take a look at the time my wristband tells me that we still have like five minutes to go. We could do this game with the whole hall. Do you fragmentation? No, no, no, I mean the questionnaire. I don't know if this works but maybe we can turn on the light in the hall a little bit. What we're going to do now is the following who of you, please raise your hand who of you was as the very first congress at 1C3 oh I see like singular hands oh my god all right and we're just going to count up and see what the distribution is going to be so who's going to be, who was at 2C3 3 4 5 6 7 8 almost no hands 9 10 11 ok a few more hands are being raised 13 oh we have like websites now with like logos when we did our research 15 16 17 now we're seeing arms being raised 18 19 20 21 22 wow those are many many congresses 24 25 26 27 28 29 I think I've kind of exhausted all the congress 31 now we're seeing arms being raised 32, 33 34 35 36 welcome everyone welcome everyone we would like to please say everyone who is here for the first time please raise your arms now, that's super amazing that's so many arms, so many hands being raised very welcome we hope that you have a brilliant congress I think I think we can make it official now it's like now this is the official opening of 36 C3 be excellent to one another hack as much as you can have a lot of fun on the very best four days of the year this was the translation by Waffle and simply Sam