 85 Then I've been selling move rings and shit at the motherfucking counter move we're gonna do the move ring My nigga Your manager is fucking hilarious, bro Hey, this nigga is funny as a motherfucker Man, they been telling me to get a manager. I'm like fuck it if the nigga don't wear Abraham Lincoln I don't know fucking regular as manager I know I need one but man if the nigga ain't wearing fucking goddamn Leprechaun shoes We find this nigga bruh, and I don't want the nigga to think I'm cappin I'm just no I love the inside and the truck man. You can I need them. I need a manager But I need a nigga who will silly as I need a silly outfit me everybody my crew got them serious and shit You got a silly outfit nigga who keeps the spirits up the morale and shit as high as hell Fly you gotta see this nigga with this Abraham Lincoln hat, bro. This nigga right here. You don't see him That bitch don't come on that big blue to his head We gotta give you a shirt man. You can wear blue in Detroit. That's the Detroit color I need a medium. That is a medium pimp. Oh, it did. I've seen you probably need a small bitch to run big Okay, so this for you man, you know, I'm gonna like to give our shit to niggas who ain't gonna wear it if you don't want The shirt felt big as hell though. This bitch feel thick as hell. What's else in this cold in Detroit? We're trying to look out for you They doing it big up here though, man, they got they got instructions on this bitch on how to wear the shirt This is shirt shirt Niggas with instructions on how to wear a shirt When I see you by that goddamn that damn pender does that say that big week is here Your braces got rubber bands can you open your mouth why a little bite having I Be seeing DC on the road. I'll be like that nigga ain't aiding days. He should definitely Stop so we do one of those videos about a neck not having a Hey, I'll be saying I'll be at the crib moment my cameraman that nigga look just like you I promise Like a small for Dribbling a small Your camera white I don't know about this deal my camera. Let me get that white I'm gonna go steal your shit if anything that's it noticeable They go still you know what I'm gonna take this white one Still a camera gonna put that bitch down that's through all of them put that white one down I'm like he gonna be trying to show it off. He gonna be like I got this but look you gonna I got this white camera Can't wait to use that motherfucker No Over here at the 85 South show me and Chad when we're mailing out merchandise and postage We use stamps.com Why because it's more convenient for us to go to stamps.com to print out our own shipping labels That's right Chad. Tell them how we go to stamps.com How long if you've been using stamps? Yeah, the 85 South show has been using stamps.com since we've been doing e-commerce You can print out your postage in a postman will pick it up right from your door Go to stamps.com if you don't believe me, let's talk to my friend Chad You need to give me posters man. You go on stamps.com. It's one stop shop You you can print your labels you can it types in your address for you It populates everything for you from your e-commerce website on stamps.com You can they're gonna send you a scale you weigh it And it's a step-by-step process for your package and you can drop it off at your house or at the post office and everything else I've even worked out a special offer with stamps.com for my listeners that includes a four-week trial plus postage And a digital scale without long-term commitments Go to stamps.com click on the microphone at the top of the home page and type in south That's stamps.com. Oh, I love them. Oh, that's what they really don't hold. They got that one little too Come on, man. Nigga, did you not know? Well, I didn't know okay that you know the teeth in the back They automatically like you're grown teeth. Yeah, I'm wisdom teeth. I did not know that damn My shit fell out too big on your shit just fell out. No, the other yesterday my shit was hurting so bad I said I'm gonna cancel the show tonight. Oh, you got braces like your shit for the beginning No, cuz look the braces only go back far as the wisdom TV don't even it ain't even on the wisdom To grown We said so much of this Hennessy man, it's Shit that were real no We was out of Houston this shit. I try to pass the digger DC a cup I say DC hit this Hennessy. He say hell. No, you need to stop your ass. You got it Man shut the fuck you be saying The day start early I'm drinking Hennessy in red But I'm like this is Hennessy for me trying to get some head from a bitch. I don't even like later on trust me But the henny ain't as bad as the shit these niggas sent me though that code in shit is what's killing that That's what's putting it is the sleep eating out here This one I knew shit with Syrica one nigga had drunk that shit Right on the ground behind I was like shit. I don't give a fuck Nigga left the hospital and grab right back to it like shit Because I knew for a fact if it was good I would have got a dick Hey, my man did that shit the camera man other day. He called me like bro Yeah, the nigga call me say he said man I ain't drinking any no more the doctor say man if I keep drinking that shit my motherfucking pancreas gonna fuck up Nick came out 30 minutes later. We was pulling up a whole fifth of Hennessy. Nigga. Don't give a fuck Niggas willing to die just to get drunk I'm telling I want to shout out to them niggas man. Hey, come on niggas who be saying shit like I don't even know What my motherfucking pancreas is the nigga want he wanted he want to talk Yeah, and I'ma say for the folks at home Man, I ain't too big to have braids like this man, so do you know no turn around and show them the rubber band You really walk around like you got a nice ad do Oh The little ponytail will fold it like a little bun and it was like a little rubber band on it So he popped it off and that'd be hanging Hey man, these niggas ain't here wildin bro It was brave that was good I got it bro. We got the nigga with the Abraham Lincoln hat on nigga with the one rubber band Hold on a little little peak game. Now you niggas ain't gonna just keep going in my squad like we just like like because y'all niggas want to act like we just Like we just came here just so in so incorrect or something like Oh, see y'all need like a different I ain't never ever see a thing like this. You thought we were gonna roast the squad Nigga y'all showed up like the dungeon family on the second album He ain't even ball here The white camera say he read the scrap he gonna put the camera put the camera bro in between this so come on It's gonna be split like you got camsula.com Oh Go to camsula right now and tell them 85 just Sign up for free What did I forget? He got a camera scrap Hey, he's getting a nigga with a camera over here. You niggas hit us first. I got the footage Hey man, the van talking shit. They won the fiber talking shit niggas fuck my motherfucking Abraham Lincoln hat up Smush my motherfucking hat. I got a rabbit and he's gonna pull my help Nobody pull your goddamn He pulled my Oh How do you broke this shit together? How I be roasted these niggas in his brain trust me. He's my nigga. We get it in at the crib Say what's up to the 85 south 85 south we in the building what y'all doing We here man. We lit man. Well, how am I doing? Can you tell the world with me going on? Let me throw nose man. What ha ha been motherfucking doing man. Just working man I just did the fucking um Detroitershow comedy central. I just did meet the blacks to mike f cat wins. We just did that Lit that's a movie. You did get my first big move. You know what's crazy about that movie You know when you go do the movies and shit a lot of niggas don't show you love All right, so I got to the set. I got came into the trailer Little duvall walked up on what's up duvall. I'm hard David. Oh, yeah Well, we're gonna see what you got. We get to the set Hey, but niggas want you got to prove yourself to niggas though. You know what I'm saying? You got to mention that He's gonna do all my nigga. Oh, he definitely gonna be gonna talk that shit Do all my nigga. I'll fuck with the niggas though. I want to know how big was your trailer Was it the one that you had the tv in? Yeah, I had the tv. What? Yeah, I had a tv. Did we have a tv? I had a tv. Oh you was in the trailer Look He had a fat back tv in there I'm actually a little like a self Nigga they gave me He would call it They gave me a security, but he was in need me The motherfucker gave me a trailer Bro, first of all, I want to slap the female who braided your shit She had to dig so deep She had to dig so deep to grab nothing and braid something That bitch crocheted the hell out there. You know what? Your shit look like surgery I just want you to she look like surgery wounds What do you think I got out of surgery? You got little braids and a part you don't know what you want. You don't braid and no hair First of all, you had to go get the braids and sit in the chair and like look don't fuck with none of this I just want you to fuck with all this So he like how long you want the part? I just want the part to start from here And it right here But where you wanted to go where it's supposed to go to but you know if you get creative You got a motherfucker over here. You want to wear it in that I want you to come down. Have your people here hair ain't growing though fam. Huh? Have your niggas hair in here ain't growing I ain't gonna say a lot of niggas your man's here. These two hoods over there on that side I don't know what's going on on that side home boy. Oh, it's but my man right here Hold up though. You You would take the hood off a whole white man here. Who took his hood off had a whole white man. What are you talking about, bro? That nigga took his hood off it was Nigga took his hoodie off it was mixed like a motherfucker Let me tell you something this shit is flourished Okay Right now let me back tomorrow you gotta be Hey, y'all niggas is That is hilarious, but this he doesn't stop the shit I love man This shit feel like being in the hood on the porch and you pull up with your partners and nobody say We really did bring a hood to a goddamn office. Sweet. Yes. We did. I know Can't is at the house He know he trusts us But he definitely at the house like see this is the shit I've been talking about. I knew it It was going to bring more than what they said, bro This shit is crazy because it's like if you look on that wall right there It's real motherfucking work on that like that's somebody really being here talking like do you see that? That should say 130k come on. These niggas got goals. Come on now. They're working. I'll fuck with it niggas working We be supporting them so hard we feel like if they if they do reach the goal we have something to do I'm in one time. I put follow DC young fly by the goal I'm like, just make sure you follow me. It's all that matters my nigga All right, look when he's working when that movie coming out my nigga And much success to you on the movie that's gonna be big Yeah, yeah that movie come out of it come out of halloween day next next year halloween up this year Going to support it, man I liked it the first time because I knew everybody in it now. They done brought more niggas in and I'm Yeah, they went hard this time. They brought so many niggas for this one. They tripped out. Yeah I had to call them niggas like them niggas didn't call my phone I'ma go I'ma see it go by a chicken and watch it hit you they don't I'll call every nigga that was in that picture. No, look You know how you like you know how you and will packer got the relationship That's how me and deon taylor was like he hit me like because snoop. Don't put me put him on me Like two years ago, but we built a relationship over the time Snoop like the first that's my big homie. How But no, see snoop asking fuck with you. I can't say I came to rent You came to rent really probably didn't like me Nigga ain't stopping look at this nigga here. He's not gonna stop till he hit one. He gotta hit one You just overdrew you You can't even have a turtleneck Your neck your turtleneck is on your ear This nigga turtleneck is on his ear This nigga is This is gonna get crazier. I can already tell you feel like you goddamn trained dog I just want you to know that you can train any dog. No, no, I can train to watch this Hate bad dogs, let me tell you He'll stop them all fucking walking that dog. Hey, come here. I know what you're doing You got it on the third loop. It need to be on the second loop Hey man, come on The way you're gone set up you can't laugh like that big dog Okay, you see I got a lot of Let's see. Don't bust a blood vessel. I fuck with y'all. Y'all diggers. It's funny. Y'all niggas. I'm cleaning Hey You don't you tell me I didn't even talk he been jeff robber before you niggas down I like y'all exit down here It's like a snicker. He's like I caught Stole a charger and and they really was Hey, man, this is they do This is a podcast for all the hoes who got one nipple peers Just one nipple. We didn't come here to tell them all that tell them all that Hey You got to Yeah, we do our show over instrumental Yeah, you hear talk to him a nigga is ain't never been in no big ass earphones like that. No, my shit ain't never Look it having that I always keep some earbuds. I'm glad they But my shit going in and out y'all got to give me the real headphone these android headphones man Hey, I ain't got number one. Hold up, bro. We still hood only one of mine work. Okay, my one of mine work, too Okay, we broke the shit up. We could either have two four sets or three half sets We don't have everything you think we bullshit. This is some real hood shit No, this shit real red bull didn't send us no money, but they sent us some red But when they send the red bull money, we're gonna get some more shit. Trust me. We all from the same All these chords my nigga this shit ain't even bluetooth Hey, your man's over here complaining about how they can ask him for money and shit. He's like, man, this bitch want another 50 That's a complainer Your vibes I'm not about to sit here listening you argue with being a seagull. God damn I like that you got on a little shirt, but some big-ass pants. I just I don't know if you parachuting or god Hey, I don't know if you work on calls or what I did these you get the fuck out You know the mechanic be having them big ass overalls. Oh, no. No, what type of twos you fuck with I just need power to the white camera fall the fuck out And they reaching for some shit face some goddamn pictures on it That camera on work, bro That's all them pictures blurry Word My nigga shit worked though. You don't let the chair all the way down. You're gonna look retarded than the motherfuckers You know when the liquor kick in when the niggas start sitting like this like this nigga Hey yo, yo security guard. So you got somewhere to go. What fuck you gotta go. This is sunday. We finna go do a what club we finna go do I gotta do a club. What club tonight? We'll pull up on your ass sunday. Where y'all at? Joseph Josephine. That's why all the New Orleans chicks be at that Josephine loud. What I said right now, uh, james j 11 Oh, it's how I get both of them. They got the game. They got the game. The New Orleans people in there tonight I might fuck around. They got the New Orleans. I don't need to fuck around The nigga hit me with a Them shit say titties Nigga has a titties. I think what you thought it said bro titleist The golf ball. Okay. I'm just trying to see what it is Hey, but no no on some shit. No, we're a shot of you boys y'all be niggas Hey, man, appreciate it. This is what you need to do. Keep making them fun ass video My favorite shit out of all the shit you done did is letting them niggas fighting over them chicken nuggets Loud I post that shit about favorite one is when the niggas be saying he in jail talking about man This shit finna be a breeze. I'm just finna do my time. Nigga, but it like drops up draws big fella And we did we did we did the jails get on stage me uh nav and marco I had them boys get in them boys And then nav the niggas freestyle all this shit, but we did it though. We did it for the people Hey, this one that's why we fuck that's why we fuck with nav man Because it don't matter what you ask that nigga to do he could do that. Hey, man One thing about my boy don't matter. I think it's gone. He's gonna take a bite out of crown He's gonna My butt down to bite some shit Hello, I could call that it right now. He's talking about who you need me to bite me Man, that's fucked up. Don't do him like that man. Let that look like a man So don't zoom damn with that little pornographic a camera man. Let me get tight on this pussy Man, you fucking with you fucking with lol on some shit. Yeah, uh, yeah, me and uh, I mean, you know, it's crazy about uh That I had dm Kevin harkin. This is my first time selling out Atlanta So I hit him like man, I'm doing my first sell-down show in Atlanta, man You got any advice advice for you one of them No, not not not not that Not Bro about to do some shit. Tell me something man. Give me some points You made me feel bad out there to compare stars I'm just bullshit Hey, no, but it was just like on some real shit He just told me like man, it's like uh, whatever happened man. Just take it all in and learn from it Oh, he replied. Yeah, he ain't tell you shit though. Just take it all in Hey, man, you anybody man. Look at everybody Make sure you make some great memories. Remember all this shit. What? Now I shout out Kevin harkin real nigga though. Hey man, give me some advice You want me to tell you how I know this nigga was a real nigga though? What if he would have gave you some all-fast advice? You couldn't make sure you wear a red shirt in my name The shit sold out people want to see you in red But they got on red but the color the other colors niggas got on here don't even go with the red You can't buy this nigga in red, no way But let me tell you though, this nigga is such a real nigga, bro. Let me tell you how The shit, they be crazy, bro. It was him fabulous and a couple more people in there, right? I've seen that shit you had posted about it. They in the club Roasting each other These niggas with millions of dollars In the club roasting each other. So I had a hat that say polo. So, you know I don't know when niggas get money. They just they get them. They roast in materialistic ways You know, because it ain't really nothing else to roast about. It's a financial. It's like, ah, you got a porch nigga Ah, they got a porch You know what I'm saying? They like you in a Honda everybody gonna laugh because niggas are in Jack Wars and better made by niggas. I had polo across my chest, right? So I go in this session. He like DC Come here Come here The music going on. He like Your hat has polo on it. Everybody goes ballistic I'm like, oh you niggas think this shitty guy All you niggas laughing at me and he had a pocket on his shirt, but I'm like nigga care Your shirt got a pocket on the top and you're using it like your phone is in that motherfucker right now Like you can't even bend over for enough your shit falling the fuck out You feel it but we roasting in the club and that's just right then and now I say Oh shot a real nigga. He could be in here and his wife was right there chilling in the cut You know what I'm saying? But these niggas roasting like they having a good time roasting each other in the club I'm like, damn. That's what rich niggas do That's it. That's all right there and laugh at the success That's what it's about. You shit don't change. No matter how big we get, we're gonna always be the same people we were before we started No, fuck that. I'm changing. I'm changing my nigga. Uh-uh. I'm tired of this shit. You got to change. You got to change a little bit You change certain things certain things about us gonna change, but we're not gonna change No, you you a real one, but you got to change you got to change You got to change in the in the in the realest form Yeah, it's like it's like, you know how captain planet. Oh, shit Even though them niggas is they didn't want to change but when they put they they rings together They formed it to the realest nigga ever Hey, you know superman they fight all the crap Oh You just ain't had cable to see captain planet But I see where he was going you blinded Is you blinded one eye Is you is you blinded one eye? I just see a little island Just because you ain't get the analogy because you ain't had cable motherfucker. Would you rather me say scooby-doo? Oh I should have put in an analogy of a neck like it's like having a not having a neck And then when you get one you feel an appreciation Man y'all introduce introduce your partner That's convenient. Hey, that's that's a build like a color a cologne bottle. Come here. Come on, man The travel size no, that's that's comedian a black bear. He like You're gonna build like a Chanel cologne bottle. Say what? He he told me he telling you who this is you squirt their seat. No, I don't want that one I don't know that They still trying to buy it's on sale. Uh-uh. I don't want that But you look like you got a whole bunch of these in your trunk They don't go to nut you need a card You know, I could put an ox now if you put that in your computer you put that in your brain You stupid, bro What's wrong with you my nigga? What's wrong with him, bro? Blackberry Hahaha Fuck out of here, man I'm nigga stupid. That was a good one. I like that one. I know it was gonna have one because he been cooking for two He been trying he been waiting. He's like what was on earth? He's gonna relax. You finally got a little get back I think I had a stroke both of them right with your hand Shout out to black bear man I think that hand already came prepared that nigga hand came for a shit Hey, man, I don't know how to fuck y'all They got the permanent I appreciate that Hey, man That's the type of shit we do That's why God put us in different states Bro, we wouldn't have never learned shit. We wouldn't have learned shit. We was all We wouldn't have learned shit, man Hey, man, my nigga my nigga ha ha just stopped to hit a photo his niggas say he about to go host a gospel twerk contest No, you not. I don't know what we're doing. I'm definitely going to that Come on I can see no gospel twerk. I feel like everybody's going to hell. I can't do that If they was twerking at church, I'd be like boy god coming in my 10 minutes Hey, no gospel song gonna keep you out of heaven money God don't work like that. He's not gonna let us on. No, cuz god god God got a sense of humor because he wouldn't have gave us one if he didn't have one Right, you know, but you know, I know god is is a real nigga cuz I know when when adam was down here tripping He gave my boy bud naked bitch. No, this is how you know god He said turn around. He said what I'm supposed to do with that man talk to her man All y'all doing talk to her man. She did everything you need man god black God black. He made adam first, right? He definitely had he made eve, right? What do you make eve out of? A rip a rip. That's some black man. Shit right there, bro Barbecue and like, you know what they never tell you what he did with the rest of them ribs It tastes like something keep going. That's why ribs. So goddamn good So I hear let me see the grill The grill's really strong. Hey, man, I'm so real. So I'm glad you got to stop through this bitch before you blew up blew up before the movies and shit Yeah, kind of december these niggas probably want 10,000 jettie cup talk on free shit Trust me. Nah, you don't do that to the niggas you been knowing before this like baby Sometime when niggas, you know, you like just shoot me a love song. He was like, uh, man, throw me throw me thumb Yeah, just give me just show me your fuck whip. Just give me just show but just say you gotta stop I'm like, I Get a nigga a candidate red bull. He don't need nothing. They're gonna be geeked up when he lead it, but oh, you know the paypal Yes, I do My paypal ain't Detroit poppin right now though. Detroit poppin on the music side t-grizzly man. He's gonna He's gonna trade for the dog. I got big Sean. You didn't fuck with casual. It's the wrong Yeah from the wrong hood. I love candy. What happened, man? I don't know the fuck out, bro What happened man? Shout out t-grizzly man. Shout out Damn We don't know what the fuck Your cameraman laughing too. God damn hard Shout out t-grizzly though. You're going crazy for the t-grizzly going crazy t-grizzly putting on for the city man Went to the roller store with a roll of y'all that defeated the whole purpose of going but he went That's my guy. You know what's crazy about what he doing? Uh, because my man's a dex osama recipe dex osama He was the first one to do the like the drill music from the city He had died before it's time, but and then I tell him we got He was going crazy. Yeah, just out of me mills when he died in the city But like he's saving you got to get out of there before it's too late Like remember because I hit you a couple weeks like last week like bro You gotta Gotta move a certain way because in this game niggas gonna hate on you But like you say sometimes you forget who you are. Yeah, like with that little situation I kind of forgot and got comfortable being a comedian and not always just like Yeah You probably don't even know what an app Probably nigga probably tell you to download the app. You like I ain't got no computer You were like, damn what time are you living in motherfucker? You got the body like you work at Target nigga. Come on man. Get that nigga And you look like the nigga who work at the grocery store in the way everything Nigga you know, I can find a break. Hey, well, you can find it in five You know what it's all hope wait a minute 10c I got it. I think I know everything Huh Niggas gonna fuck you up and coming to grow something like what a corn machine you like god damn it I do not know what a corn machine This shit don't never stop over If you can't handle it right in your face You know what I need to I need to take more responsibility Of my job more I can't believe that it's funny because niggas say, you know, everything and I need to take more responsibility I need to take more responsibility Oh my god That's all comedians do a talk shit though, man can't take the nigga over nobody house Y'all ain't complaining. God damn slid eyes couch That's all these niggas doing over here Niggas on the couch by himself. He's talking about this last couch. God damn Yeah, you better get up and press the power button This nigga lays in other people's houses. God damn ain't that bad. You should have stayed. What was that? In the basement Hey, man He taught you what he taught me how to do stand up Yeah, so he one of them niggas who wasn't no hate him like brah. I got you on this On stage I already know I'm an interview mode trying to act like I don't know I could make a nigga Tell me about that. She's not good. He taught me. He taught me like before. Yeah, I wasn't doing this shit. I was never talking about nothing Yeah, you know, I got that big mac That's about it This nigga always doing this. He'll never be talking about shit. How hard you did your thing. God damn, my nigga You built like a substitute teacher to teach the ain't great Had as you talking about, you know what all ain't greaters come with me All ain't greaters come with me They fuck with you because you don't let them work like that Now I need you to act like you're working. All right Now you can do what the fuck you want to do, but I'm gonna need you to act like you're doing something in here You ain't gonna disrespect my class. Wait a minute class. Everybody knows I'm the cool niggas But you're gonna act like you're doing something here. All right carry on carry on. Amen Man I can't deal with y'all, man. I'm over here trying to get them Like I'm doing I'm just in this It they can't give you drugs, bro. You know, I can't do I know what you was saying. What do you say about the situation that happened? I can't take it. I hear tell us what you say about the situation. Which one the situation we were talking about Which one's the situation situation? You You fucking forgot the shit that he asked you about that you was talking about When you forgot what he was and he was like, he called you and was like, bro, I don't know About the um About who? Oh, about the santa. Yeah, go shit. Yeah I don't know. I mean, I don't know if they're looking for you or not. I don't know I gotta make you Do you see the first time the first time niggas went in my car because they know me You see what I'm saying and I left my cars in the hood Uh, uh, uh, I don't know. I don't know bill shot. Well, you know what I'm saying It's in the hood. Yeah, and you know, yeah unattended. It's really was longer than I expected I was like damn my shit been up here four months and ain't nobody touched my shit Yeah, but they didn't get shit because I know I'm better than that But I end up going out of town being a comedian losing my Screak touch because I'm a fucking comedian did some dumb ass shit. I really gave it to him You feel no way I gave them niggas that shit when y'all look back and how it happened I left my bag in the hotel room went to go get my bag. My bag got down That's how your body tip over It should have left a neck in the car I could have carried that around until I gave it to somebody who really needs You know what? I got a neck in my bag There's somebody left There's somebody left Hey, when we when we do the show the 27th in New Orleans, I gotta bring that nigga in to be so we do But this but this what happened I'm gonna bring a neck I'm gonna bring a jack so we can jack your chin up so you got them So you can put one right there Look lad nigga, but look I went I went to go I went to go get my bag at the hotel room and put it in my car They know how niggas do we lean our seat back with the bag behind the seat And we think the nigga ain't gonna look through it, but these niggas professional. They got flashlights So they looking they like I see they got them back up under this seat And I gave it to him Because I ain't even used my bag. So I went to go get it. So it really did my fault Stupid Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you so I can't blame nobody with me I'm just at the crib. I'm think I'm at the show like man. I can't believe I just did this old green light Shit here on Christmas Eve. I don't I ain't even thinking it criminal Then when the hungriest of hungry niggas is out pearling the streets. That's what we was at In the nice ass neighborhood You know the crazy party that nigga hit a lick off you He got the money and the computer and the bag and that nigga just kept on robbing the rest of the night But you got all that shit in one leg then robbed another nigga got some gum and some change out there He was just hitting my fuck got their t-shirt Random I'm looking at the camera. I'm like down. It was me seven years ago. I'm like damn It was me seven years ago. I can't even be mad at this nigga. You got us right We ain't got a we're gonna hold you. You got a right. No, no, no, I don't know. We good Boy the nigga with Abraham Lincoln had come over that thing should be for real nigga ain't even a muscle Nigga look like one Nigga had me stand like one. Got it Nigga had me shook in this bitch, man. What a hoes at my nigga still right I mean, I'm in Detroit, right? What a hoes that in Detroit like when we come to Detroit, what are you safely like a Hold up. Hold up. He's trying to say a joke that didn't hit Come on. Come on. Can you tell the world? Can you say it about about the analogy? No, nigga. You said that about the analogy Did nobody know then they could call me rude off y'all here we go I don't know. Hey, but did you hear the chuckles though? It got more chocolate than the Rudolph Yes, it did. Come on white camera. Come on now. Come on now Put yourself gray head Satan having that I know I'm high because when I leave this bitch I'm going to buy a t-bone steak from the waffle house No, I ain't fucking with it. I ain't fucking with your waffles no more man Man, you might as well waffles make you shit. No, it wasn't even that bro Ain't nasty. No my manager will give me I bro. I said bro. Give me a steak The only way you can eat waffles you got to be drunk or have I ain't gonna be dog. Don't eat that shit with your man. Say what now the nigga him He brought me back the littlest steak I ever had in my life. This motherfucking steak was so fucking little Look my man didn't in the nigga next to me had the t-bone steak No I'm just any shape like he wear them long ass black coats But look though, but and then the motherfucking hash browns, you know them hash browns You know the hash browns cold when they all stick together Them bitches was so fucking big look like hey, look, I'm talking. I was so mad when he brought me This the nigga the nigga. No, you know what? Well, his shit was fresh He just ate his food in the car before he brought you your shit. Hey look, that's how niggas do I'm telling you what Not even good, it's just to get you to the next day. That's just some survival I feel like I feel like for waffles. I feel like it is to get you by That's what it was and we eat the shit the three in the morning So it doesn't get you because I ain't nothing else open you just And the crazy part about you pay at the waterhouse to look for other shit If you would have waited till four in the morning, that shit would have been slapping. They changed No, what happened, bro? The whole last night was crazy though. We ordered a motherfucking pizza at 11 30 From from a piece of order the piece at 11 30 That's what you fucked up. They didn't get the piece of the 1201 They walk up to the dough. They say let me get our pizza. The lady say I'm not opening the dough. She said why it's 1201 He said we ordered 11 30. I don't give a fuck. It's 12. We're not giving y'all no piece I'm what piece of y'all where we y'all go. He's a hood Bruh, it's a hood. They assholes and that shit a kill you We just want to get some peace Hey The only the only place you can safely eat pizza from now is dominoes Papa John's racist pizza. It tastes like somebody Wipe the ass. Papa John. What Papa John do to be racist? Little Caesar's nasty as a motherfucker Papa John that's that they got on uh, I can I get them I get them mixed up pieces of Papa John Papa John that's that they got them they salsa a little bit DC, bro I'll fuck with you bro. But what's up with this pinky ring, man? You gotta tell me something about it I'll put you on my jewel Yeah, fuck with me. I got you. You need a pinky ring No, I don't want a pinky ring. I just want to upgrade my little shit because you know my shit Yeah, I I look back and look at all my jewelry pictures and stuff to it. I'm glad I look great Yeah, but y'all shit blinking though. No, no, no, I pay the ticket for my shit, but I'm I don't say I'm shit blinking though. No, I'm saying I want to get something like my my thing now I want to get a little rolly Oh, no, I'm straight on the roll. You better get your Micah Coley Hey, I see you upgraded from that bitch though. I see you upgraded, but I see the picture with your daughter the other day Look, I see the picture of love with your daughter And they look let me tell you how stupid my fuckers out there in the world They can throw stupid, right? I get a Micah Coley right the one that everybody know The $350 one that I would never thought I'd pay for for a watch All I did was upgrade and go get the $600 micah core Everybody like, oh, I see your greater boy That thing that's shining boy. See you don't lift that Micah Coley alone boy. I'm like these niggas. I don't know You got to man You gotta upgrade Now this you gotta go No, that's Micah Coley. That's exactly why you bought. You know what I'm saying? That's why I bought it y'all niggas so stuck No, no, no, no look though. You know, it's crazy about what we do niggas don't understand. We comedians niggas be like Damn bro, why you ain't got the why you ain't got the cuban on my nigga? We don't need all that We ain't no rapper. We don't we don't rap. We don't need all that victory on our night Be assuming I'm supposed to be out there with the big-ass cuban I'm trying to do some shit like this Because this shit real I mean once I had my chain me dead on the tooth. I was like, oh, I hope my shit ain't kid I don't need to get rich. Y'all ain't talking about chains and shit Bro, my nigga don't talk like your car outside ain't worth 30,000, but I just wear a necklace I don't have a chain. I just got a necklace Nice ass ass That's a z71. I'm sorry Z71 on 26. I'm real real real real nice and black on black out there But dc you got three cars and then they broke in all three of them And all the ones still broke just how gangsta this shit is what you guys have many cars for a nigga It ain't that much driving Ain't that much driving in the world But I always wanted I never I didn't I didn't never really like rims But I always wanted to call wit rims, but my kind. Yeah, so I got my Tahoe sitting on 28. That's done I got my old school That's put up You know, I'm saying then I just finally got me a little car for me to drive around in Think about getting a Porsche for my birthday though. You should oh he getting too much money. I'm gone. No, this is this is a real Yeah, I'm pushing it like I got my little money, but I'm not about to go back on fucking porch too. I ain't about what I got Niggas got money I'm not finna back in the house man. I ain't bought a house yet. Bro. Do y'all know I All this money I done made I haven't moved out my mama. I still stay in the basement You're smart I'm definitely but that's about the start of shit But your mama how pay for it right? Yeah, hell yeah, but that's the thing. See you ain't got pay for your mama You're good. Niggas don't never leave I ain't got a daddy so that nigga ain't never When you leave your mama house everything changed, bro. Shit don't taste the same The real world Tastes like you feel that life alone at your mama house Good I'm telling you, bro, you know when your mama fries some chicken and leave it on the stove and you walk Man, you grab a piece. That's shit. Good. You don't gotta do none too. My mama house is too dirty and junky We had clothes on ours, though Hey, you know, you know, I fuck with you You ain't you ain't never had to move clothes off of one side of the stove. I had to watch it So the fire won't catch that side of snow. You know, man Hey, you know, I fuck what you know DC The nigga the nigga was you was a nigga who was already on but you was still showing the roaches and my mama Yeah, but you saw you saw the upgrade when I stayed with my mama Got the fuck on from my mama But that's why people love what we do because we keep it real It ain't nothing to think about what we came from everything that we did is real We not lying to y'all But you know what but you know what but you know what is is The this this the part I'm in the game, right? It don't really matter about how much money you got or whatever Yeah, I always take care of my mama for before I even bust a move backs. You know what I'm saying, but it's like When I be trying to install into my nieces and nephew I'm like, bro, you're gonna have kids and all that but you want to be You want to you want to make sure that you can take care of your own mistake like right now I can go buy me a crib But I gotta goddamn clean up my mama mistakes Yeah, you know what I'm saying, so I'm not gonna buy no house if I know my mama don't own her house I can't I can't even sleep anymore for like that. I can't even do that. You see what I'm saying Too much responsibility. Yeah, I got too much. I got too many responsibilities to even be trying to worry about yourself If I want to But I don't feel right if I know that other people can't ball with me Right, you see what I'm saying like I want my mama to own her shit before I go goddamn. That's the crazy part about it Yeah, but I can't Sometimes you be thinking about your folks you be like damn, I coulda I coulda did this so I you know what I'm saying like I bought my mama cover for I bought myself a cup Oh, yeah, I remember when you did that you probably had like 30 ranks then I spent 15 on Go ahead and say, huh? Get you a cocker. I'm finna get one, but I don't know how I don't know what it is But I need to get you out of the way. Go ahead. Get your mistake, baby. She was stunting on all the church folks Parking in the past despite everything Now you doing a little too much now Yeah, you tripping boy. You gave the parking about the spot like that That's the best feeling though when when when mom's come to you and she needs something You know, you got it. You can provide for her any time she needed That's the best feeling for me. Like when mom's come to me and she'd be like, hey Son, I need something. I got you. It don't matter what you need like my mama My mama needed some surgery and she like I need three thousand to get my surgery. I got you You know, so that's the best feeling we can provide for your mama I'm gonna give a fuck about all this other shit is cool. But mom What? Hey my man, ain't nobody talking to you though. My man, we've been over here working Yeah, you can't wait No, no, real talk that way you got a white camera because you can't wait to stun on your mama If you if you use the code you the good heart of niggas your camera be black That's why I have a nigga stun on their mama China stun on your mama How about your little broke ass put this on your wrist? Wait, wait, wait, wait You said you're gonna start on mama Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you said you're gonna start on your mama He said I can't wait to start on my mama He's talking about where yours Make sure that nigga don't buy no rolling man But that's what I'm definitely to tell you like even though you want to buy a rolling, right? Yeah Anybody what you do it? How you do it? You ain't got to have no goddamn 2018 rolls, Russ. No, but you had you in 2001. I walked in. I walk in the rolling stone They got a rose. They can vouch for the story. I'm telling we went to we went to the rolling stone about two weeks ago Okay, we walked in the rolling star. I said, damn, bro. They're really right there sweet But how much that went over there? He said 40,000. I nigga got the money But if we spend 40,000, that's you're gonna hurt your food. It's gonna hurt a nigga bad food food Bruh, you don't need to spend what's a rolling? You don't know where Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Like check this out, right? Check this out, right? They're like how you say my wife doing it? Thank you This blister is on it Now I don't have to be have a rolling with these niggas. We got 13,000 14,000 this shit doing the same thing up 13,000 14,000 But but that what I'm saying. Who said that the rolling Slitify you as you making money. No, that's just what you want. It's a personal thing No, our city like where are we from? Oh, you feel pressured to get one? It's not that we want to You see I didn't buy for I didn't buy 40,000 rocks and it can go back, but I'm not feeling embarrassed myself But if you do buy it for 40,000, I think it can take you to a nigga who got one for like exactly But if you want to still spend that 40, I could say you do it for 23 and take the extra Well, why would we do that when we like you spend the spend for it? No, she and I I looked at it. Nigga might have thought about it twice, but I'm not gonna I'm gonna have to say you have since you want to spend 40,000 I'm not gonna spend on 40,000 on a watch for what? Nigga, you gonna wake up that I've been trying to teach all my niggas about collateral, man You by having ass it's so much that we still got to do. It's a lot of it's a lot of I'm down in mom's basement. I got on all this jewelry and they got a 40,000 watch put up my bed right over here Mom's still coming to the steps. You hungry I know Your mom ain't got to go to work no more Fuck that Aren't you just up through the grind or did she get different once you got bigger? No, I see you were running like I just popped up and saw you with loads. It's all by damn Now my niggas are up Why the shit they go my niggas two niggas out there in the back. It's just I don't have niggas. I don't like do boy I like my niggas to be doing shit. You feel understand? Like I'm what I listen to me I I build around a lot of people and I see a lot of people when they be having like 10 20 niggas now times. I think they scare Niggas ain't even gonna trap. I promise you you can't even drop a nigga off in Utah. He wouldn't know what to do I'm like, god damn. Let me get home. Niggas don't even know how to buy a plane ticket Niggas fucked up in here Niggas don't know how to do shit on their own I can travel here, I got there and I gotta be damn near here or by myself and I could just maneuver like that You know what I'm saying? But I got my niggas with me But they don't have to be with me because I'm not here working to put my niggas in position You know what I'm saying? See now I'm about to have my own show I could put all my niggas on the show. Fuck you coming to my coming out of my all the all the company shows You coming to every last company show you heard these jokes before then I gotta put you up Then I gotta feed then I gotta buy you weed Yeah, that's too much I got I want to go I gotta buy you some j because I'm getting some and I got about weed and then you meet a bitch I gotta feed you and this bitch I got to grab something for the show tonight. I ain't trying to buy I ain't trying to be buying shit in front of my partner like no, no even though he might got a thousand or two and some I'm I'm in his mind from the spirit. I see home. I ain't trying to do out in front of my partner like that You know, right? I ain't that type of nigga to be flossing in Boston But catch up because when I'm out and it's if I'm buying some shoes and shit I think I asked my nigga y'all didn't want to shoot You know need he got ever I'm like you want to go ahead? Because you out with me this time no matter where but not every time nothing about you have no shoes Right. Yeah. Hell. Yeah. That's how I be like niggas show that type of love, but it ain't gonna be no shit to like fail We're gonna show that love, but it ain't no shit. It's like we on the road. I can't be Nigga, I can't buy nigga my love my partner's jeans, man. I be all over the world, man Nigga call me right now. Nigga don't matter what it is I got it Well, since you brought it up, man Hey niggas need to know how to act when they fucking get somewhere man If somebody doing something for you, man appreciate that shit Don't be out there being ungrateful because a motherfucker really don't have to give you a whole lot of ungrateful A whole lot Nigga cuz you in front of us goof ass nigga We got the camera. We're looking at the camera nigga this nigga feel guilty. Why y'all looking at me? They say it's that white camera man That's that guilt Who be like man, she is smoke something we'll roll something. I ain't got shit. I'll wait. No you to roll up I appreciate type of nigga who won't pass the blood Hey, no, you know You know it's crazy that shit crazy me and him was down in the basement. There's a They having a conversation Look, no, look what we're down and talking about. He like he like man. Fuck this shit, man. When is it gonna pop? I'm like, nigga, this shit popping. I'm popping. No, nigga. When you're gonna put me on That's what he said Yeah He don't understand that he's popping because first of all you in position You got your camera First of all, your partner don't have to look for no camera man. Yeah, you got the camera. So he won't come to you Exactly in the circle. So if you got the camera, even if you do other shit This is how you get in the dough. Yeah, that camera is in the dough. Right. Yeah Now I got you around and you got the camera Nigga, if you do music all your other shit, let the nigga know you do music nigga, but get away How you in the dough is with the camera and I guess what? Yeah, exactly. And handle your business while you in here, but don't if you didn't have that camera Nobody knew that you Took pictures or you got your other shit going on. You ain't had nothing to come in the doughy Right. Yeah, you in the dough now niggas fail to realize you got to come in the dough with something Like i'm gonna bring you with me, but I need you to come to the doughy But you know why I do this. I don't know because you don't do it every day Do it That's why I be telling him about whatever you do We're in the dough. We're in the dough Everybody who know you don't ain't tired of the shit that you do you ain't doing it enough Look niggas in the dough, but you you don't realize you don't realize how you in the dough until you like on the outside Looking in that's when you realize it ain't that it's like you got to think about your shoes or your shoes Yeah, I can't they only made for ha ha davis You can't put ha ha davis shoes on could get what you only know how to tie them, bitch You need to have a walk in them, bitch They might be too big, but you never knew it because he made it walk so smoothly Right, you don't put your foot in them. You like god damn this is a big ass shoes Cadet of shoes he feel until he got his own shoes so he can buy right But this the pressure that you don't know that his shoe with that beard You really thought the niggas shoe would realize i 13, but the niggas wear ain't half come on Come on, man. You gotta put yourself on like motherfuckers be waiting on somebody to put them on But when you get in there you gotta do some shit. Yeah, you gotta do do that shit, man I feel like shit like that Nigga been here for two hours Ain't took one picture. That's what we're talking about. You just want to go You just want to be in the guy Using the camera to get in with the whole man. I'm just in the motherfucker. I ain't taking damn pictures He's gonna be recording high one day. All they're gonna hear boys. He's man. I swung everything Ain't this nigga ain't even fucking man. Who was that this nigga on the camera hating that nigga? Man Down to him him talking over the shit hating on the goddamn footage All right, man, your chest is looking a little Chest is looking a little saggy Oh, come on with it. I'm just saying your chest looking a little little saggy You know if you lost a lot lot or nigga lost a lot of weight, man Bro, this nigga lost so much weight. He ain't even tall as it used to be You know, man, the nigga lost some way. He ain't tall as it used to be Yeah My man wanted $15 back with that grand Hey, look my man forgot about that $15 grand he gave Bruh Now I don't remember now these niggas pay to his hell boy That's what Look at me hell I'm not gonna pay niggas man. I don't need That's not my care. Bruh. That's the scary part. Just know that it's a nigga walking around telling people man that nigga got me for the 15 Bruh, I would never want to be that nigga, bro Hey, bro, that's our way. That's our way to fuck this bro. When you when was that? How long ago was that? But I'm Look, I can tell by the energy in the conversation didn't even talk about that shit recently, bro Hey when we get down there, bro, I'm gonna ask that nigga about your money ask that nigga about your motherfucking Hey I'm gonna go out today They said over there hating the whole time did niggas. I'm about to roll it The crazy part about it The crazy part about it, I hooked my boy ha ha over that show That nigga been sitting right beside you hating like a motherfucker Whoa That's really why he here. He can't even get that $15. Hey Now that nigga hot doing the motherfucker 15,000 on your mama. Let me get that 15 though Hey, hey, bro, it's on some serious shit though. Hey black man Hey, he hit him with the hit him with the a black man. I got you real quick. Come on That nigga on his belly ship membership from the basement that's what happened so long ago I'ma just act like he won a picture. He'd be in mid conversation. Hey man. You remember that? Yeah, come on Hey, no camera now. I'm like, yeah, it better be Nobody Yeah, you can that one of shit gets here. I'm like, oh Shit, it's really serious. Yeah, but let's go and take that picture though I appreciate you coming. Appreciate you coming through the fuck with us This you were fun, you know, we proud of your success First of all, one thing we get props to the show We we proud of your success We want you to keep grinding and keep your foot on these niggas neck whatever's working Keep working. Yeah. You're doing you like I say Take these opportunities Right with her. I appreciate that man because a lot of people a lot of people ain't gonna tell you They're gonna tell you the real life. You're gonna tell you what they think real because it it ain't work out for them But that's what I'm trying to tell you and they don't want you to go further and there's a lot of money out here, man I don't go get your money man. Yeah I don't want no phone call to be like what do you see buddy? We see they got that That's gonna be the worst call The polo nigga don't run out of polaroid At hot hot davis my nigga must success to you in the future man. Shout to people out for your death Shout out to the 85 south show man. Shout out to photo nation Hey Right now my man, you see you see the security. Let's rock. I'm gonna get out here man I'm having so much fun here with my people been my name a dc man Hey, look man before I get out here man, because I don't be telling this type of story like that But I use the motivations before I came or you know, you can't wait before I came on so Man shout out to you bro because you was a motivation to me keep on grinding You feel where I'm coming from. I like sending a working man. Like really like taking it taking it to the advantage Yeah, bro. You was the listen bro. You was the first nigga to pop off on the ground Like listen, you was the first you the niggas this see you was the first him and ease the Ivo He was you Ivo you you Ivo was only It was you and Ivo was the first nigga to pop off on instagram, bro Y'all niggas real motivation to all those other niggas who came up bro So shout to you bro and he's Ivo bro. Y'all niggas real motivation man So to be here where I'm at now, man, it's a real blessing man this shit don't happen for everybody And now and I see why niggas don't give a nigga shout out Well, we out here because we gotta be shouting out niggas just to free y'all niggas gotta Yeah, give my paper a book how I did it man Fuck it right in love, bro This is the 85 south shaman color