 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing BitLife. And for those of you that don't know, before I started YouTube for the second time, I worked retail. And there were so many Karen's that just took so much joy out of being Karen. And I want to know what that feels like. So the only way to do it is by playing BitLife as Karen. Ah! Looking at my previous people whenever I start these videos is always hilarious because I've kind of forgotten what happened. And it's just so confusing. My daughter, you, gave birth to a girl. After serving 26 years out of a 36-year sentence, I took a flying lesson. I died in an airplane accident. Oh, I'm looking at the ground. Continue as you. Continue as you. That would be an interesting video. BitLife, but I'm you. Last name demands. I don't know, it just came to me. Karen demands to speak to the manager. If only they could be that long. Start Destiny's life. No, it's Karen. My destiny is to be Karen. Already crying. I want to speak to your higher-up mom. I'm suffering from the flu. Oh, no, I'm only two years old. I thought I died. I was like, Karen's had a rough life. He's going straight to the manager upstairs. Glashknock. For vaccination, what do I do? Throw a tantrum, of course. Like I will for everything else in my life. I'm depressed. I'm five years old. My eyesight is degrading. Oh my God, what is this eye exam? Start the test and tap the letter number that's different. Okay. Wait, I legit, do I actually need glasses? Oh God, they tricked me. I thought it'd be a number. I'm being bullied. Of course reporters are the principal. Family vacation. Complain, if I go. All right, finally. That actually made me a little bit happy. You know, Karen doesn't want to admit it. Like I was miserable. Oh, thank God. It actually cured my depression. Where did we go? I'd like to know. Your parents just had a baby boy. Oh, Mary demands. You can't demand anything. Karen's in control here. Difficulty sleeping. You've been feeling extremely drained because you're unable to get a good night's sleep. Oh, search the web. Find an MLM that's selling essential oils that'll help me out. You researched your symptoms on the web and I suspect you've restless leg syndrome. What will you do? Take some aspirin? I don't know. Now I'm confused. I mean, I am pretty confused. You suspect you have dementia? I'm 10. Hope it goes away. Go to the doctor. Chug some water. Another person reported to the principal. Awesome report filed. Another win for Karen. What's a good Karen job? I might have to Google this. What is a good Karen job? I don't think it's going to come up with this. I had found a red tray that's going to help me. So we got receptionist, office manager, pyramid scheme, supply and ferrying people around from one side to another, whatever that means. I think I'll skip to the degree. Thank you. I want a job. Retail salesperson. That kind of works. But no, then she'd kind of understand how retail people feel when she berates them. So no, we don't want that actually. Insurance agent. What element do you identify with the most? I'm not a fucking avatar. I mean, Karen would definitely say fire, but I'm going to go with air. You were not after. I should have picked fire. I don't want her to understand what it's like to be the one being complained at. What about a junior insurance agent? Why should we hire you? How will you respond? Um, I'll provide great value to you. Yes. Oh, goodbye. Ah, when you're so unlikable, even your equipment tries to escape your company. Please stop. Your friends are all joining Instagram. Oh, definitely. The highlights of the year. South Africa has officially declared war in Japan and I signed up for an Instagram account. How do I get a mini van? Can I take my driver's test driving license? Take the test. What does this sign mean? Right Lane ends or it could be chair ahead. That is a weird looking chair though. I'm going to go with right lane ends. Oh, a Honda Odyssey. Oh, I can almost afford it. Wait, what is a GMC Yukon? That's pretty cheap. No, it's definitely the Honda Odyssey. That's what a Karen would drive. And no, no hate on you a Honda Odyssey owners out there. I'm sure there's dozens of you. The car looks grand. I would drive a Honda Odyssey, but it just suits her personality. Okay. Not saying you have her personality. I'm going to stop now. Okay. How can we get like $200 fast shoplifting? Fruitcake? No, we need something. I wonder I should t-shirt a yoga mat anti-aging cream. Yes. The pawn shop gave me 13 bucks. Okay. Maybe this isn't the best way to afford a Honda Odyssey. Sperm donor. Perfect. Oh, wait. No, that's that's to buy sperm. Sorry. I forgot my gender. I'll be going now. But before I go, I want to speak to your manager. You sexist baby sitter for 10 bucks an hour. Yes. 290. Is that enough time for mama to get a family carrier? Scroll way down. Way down. Keep going. There we go. Buy it with cash. I didn't even know. Caroline was an option. Yes. 15 year old all of Honda Odyssey. The dream on your way to the shooting range. You witness a bouncer streaking naked. Why is it specifically a bouncer? How do I know that? How do I identify a bouncer if they have no clothes on? Either way, I'm calling the police. You have a giant bulging bump on your big toe that seems to be growing fast. Search the web. You suspect you have bunions. Take some aspirin. Aspirin cures all. Oh, Karen's looking really like a Karen now. But also kind of friendly. We need more Botox is what we need. Hopefully it goes wrong just so I can sue them. Botox. Cheap one. Yes, it was successful. I didn't know surgery was so affordable. I'll get more. Brazilian butt lift. Well, it was botched. Oh my God, the damage it did. My health just plummeted. It must be that bunion on my toe that's done that. Not the botched Brazilian butt lift. Oh, that's a lot of damage. Oh, now I'm getting toe pain. Just search the web and joke some water. She thinks she has gout. Well, let's sue that person. How much damages should I pick for this? 30K, is that fair? That seems fair. Like he's almost killed me to be fair. And I can afford an OK lawyer. So there we go. You won your lawsuit. I get 30 grand. You know what? I'm going to invest that in surgery. Dr. Riviera, I used to see you. I wonder why it's like as we walk out on court. Hey, you want to do some more surgery on me, by the way? I'm free now. If you were. Yay, surgery. My health is so bad. Oh my God, it keeps going down. I got a promotion though. So that's nice. You get a call from a spa with an offer for a free floatation therapy session in a zero gravity sensory deprivation flow pod. I'm sure. Okay, that helped floating around for a few hours. It's just cured all my problems. Maybe she started chugging some of the water and acquaintances offered you 18,000 to take a suitcase to Hungary. If they ask me on Facebook or if this was just an ad on Facebook, I think she'd do it. I got arrested. Oh man. Do I still get the money? I found not guilty. Oh, that's handy. I didn't get the money though. Can't believe Facebook lied to me. All right, Karen. It's time for love. I think named Jim Pickens on how fitting while at the gym, you met a guy from Zimbabwe named Jim. He rejected me. He tells you that he's experiencing some depression right now. Hey, would you like to go on a date? Oh, I'd love to, but I'm like experiencing some depression right now. So I'm busy. Keep finding a date. I want to find a manager. Is anyone a manager? You're unable to find anyone to love. That's depressing. Oh, yes. I got a Twitter account now. I can just tweet that I want love. Pick your celebrity, chance the rapper, pick your strategy, insult them. Your music is very inappropriate. What the hell? Someone just slapped my booty. I'll have you know that is a botched surgery and that hurts reporting to my supervisor. She says she looked into it. No fire him. Oh, she met this guy who's a captain. That's kind of the manager at the fire department. He looks great and he is absolutely insane. I ask you on a date. How's the Honda Odyssey holding up? Oh, not good. Let's get some maintenance done on it. It doesn't need any. I mean, it really looks like it does. I'm gonna start trolling my mother on social media. My mom did not like that. Our relationship just plummeted from one tweet. A lifetime of bonding is destroyed. And I asked her for money which she gave to me. I'm pregnant. What? Just gonna name the baby baby. So it's baby demands. Your boyfriend is arguing you because you didn't use his surname. Well, I have a better name than argue back. Oh, my car is breaking down. Repair it. Want more babies. I found happiness as a mother. Propose pick your ring. None. Pick your setting. Friends waiting. That is such a Karen move. I might actually buy a ring to really make this a Karen move. Shopper fake jewelry. Yeah, let's do that. This one's 58 bucks. That'll do. You rejected your marriage proposal. And that way a friend probably despises me. But oh well, all I care about is my surgery. I'm gonna get some more time to fix that butt. Yay. I got an achievement for it. Is there anyone I could sue? I'd like to sue someone. I should have tried it earlier when that guy slapped my botched ass. Birth control. No, argue. You are pregnant. Break up. He says that health is a priority. I mean, he can't be with someone who has bunions. Attack him. Roundhouse kick his throat. You delivered a roundhouse kick to your boyfriend Elijah's throat. Then you bopped his booty, leaving him bitter. He attacked me. Wait, I'm facing prison, but he fought back. Why isn't he going to prison? Please stop running away from me. It's only a year. I can do that. Now let me sue someone. Oh yeah, I had a baby in prison. Hold on. I'll call you prison. So I remember who you were. And I'll name it after the other guy, even though he broke up. The prison crooker. All right, can I sue him now? Oh, I can't sue him for fighting back. He sent me a naked bathroom mirror selfie. Why? Now sue him. Can I sue him now? God damn it. I thought this was America. You can sue everyone. It's time to vaccinate your daughter, prison. No, I'm against vaccination. Your little brother, O'Marrie, has asked you to take him to watch Venus with a high-powered telescope. Agu with him. You verbally abused your little brother. I am running out of money fast. Oh, that's because I lost my job because of the whole prison thing. I got to get another job before my Honda Odyssey fails me. Cat behavior consultant. That sounds good for Karen. What are who inspires you? What are these options? Uh, Martin Luther King's dream? Oh, yes, I got it. Very relevant to dealing with cats. My mother hates me, but why? I'm going to start trolling my mother on social media. Why am I running out of money? Why does a cat behavior consultant not pay well? Client at work is asking you what the ideal amount of cats is for one home. What will you say? There's no limit. Infinite cats. Mistake giving everyone in the office key chains. Oh, no, I can't afford it because I'm in the negative. You just woke up to your daughter, prison. Blast me in the face with pepper spray. No, you can't do that. You don't work in a prison. You are prison. Can I give her away? You do one thing wrong. You're being put up for adoption. She's six. You probably didn't even know what the pepper spray was, but have a good life. The dad's going to be furious. I'm depressed and I'm losing money every year. How am I losing so much money? I'm going to start rumors about my co-workers. Hopefully they'll get fired and there'll be more money for me. She attacked me. Loss of time. Wait, come on. What? You can't attack me just because I started a rumor about you. Report to HR. Yeah, Mavis. File a report. HR said they would look into it. Wait, who's that? Connor Demence? Well, he's dead. Oh my God. He died at the age of four by a poisonous spider. Skip the funeral. I'm busy. Honda Odyssey needs a new thermostat. I don't have enough money to fix it. Why am I going to negative? I think I would have to do some crime. Porch pirate. Perfect. Uh, mansion. It contained a human skull. Okay. I got $1,500 for it. My niece, what age is she? Eight. You got some cash, right? Give me that piggy bank. My Honda Odyssey is 36 years old. It's almost as old as me. Post a thirst trap on Twitter. It got zero likes. Okay. Well, that's not how I'm going to get money. Someone replied to me saying I'm ugly. That's going to mean you're in person. God damn it. Coward. I'm just applying for every single job that pays more because I'm just losing money constantly. Road killer remover. Come on. I can do that. I've no cash. I have a beautiful Honda Odyssey. I got rejected for literally everything until I got back down to cat behavior consultant. My son just asked for some money to buy a hat. I don't have enough money to give my son a hat. I'm almost in the plus. Okay. Love might be the answer. I got to do a bit of gold digging here. Oh, have we found the one? He has everything. Ask him on a date. I said he was neat. Karen's not used to giving compliments. Proposed to him. Oh, where would he like? Where's cheaper? A cemetery perhaps. He rejected it. God damn it, dude. Oh my God. I finally have some money. Oh, thank God. I think I was actually losing money because of my Honda Odyssey because it's cost me 150 a month. You have a client at work who feeds her cat by chewing up cat food and spitting it into the cat's mouth like a bird. What will you do? Record it and post it to YouTube. Could I get some cheap surgery so that that guy might like me and we could marry and then I could kill him and get all his money? Her boyfriend doesn't want to make love. He wants to play Pokemon instead. Your mother has died at the age of 77. Well, she didn't like me anyway. Skip the funeral. Look at her little face after her mom dies. Karen, what if I buy a better ring? Maybe then he'll love me. Yeah, the ring is the problem, I'm sure. The problem is, I don't think he really likes me. Yeah, rejected. While I'm for a walk, a junkie offers you crack cocaine. Ah, sure. I'm now addicted to crack cocaine. Please make a baby. I died. What the hell? A crack cocaine overdose? That hobo didn't warn me that was a possibility. Ribbon mediocre. Continuous baby. My late mother, Karen Demands died for a crack cocaine overdose. She left behind Honda Odyssey, two jewels and cash assets of foreground. I am depressed. Probably because I have to take control of the Honda Odyssey now. I attacked my co-worker for starting a rumor and now I'm getting arrested. Wait, baby, how do you have so much money? You were asking me for like a hat and you were holding 100K? Not guilty. Could we kill Moe? Oh, he's not there. But it's his fault that Karen got addicted to crack cocaine. That's a bit of a stretch. But he wouldn't marry her. She wouldn't have done crack cocaine if she got married. I've been laid off. I got too many complaints about my flatulence. Can I sue for that? Oh wait, I got red spots on my body. Search the web just like mama used to do. I have ringworm. Just drink a smoothie. Anyway, can I sue them for letting me go for flatulence? Like, you can't help it. Pick your damages. 100 grand and get the most expensive lawyer. What? You lost your lawsuit. What? Oh no, blood and stabbing pains. Better Google this one. Oh no, that's not good. Heartburn. Oh my God. I'm losing weight and I just choked some water. I think the baby's about to die. I'm gone. I'm taking my father with me. Poisoned him. He saw you and secretly switched your iced teas. Oh my God. He was always one step ahead, wasn't he? First, he disconnected and had nothing to do with me and then he kills my baby. He ended the Karen line of the family. I can't believe that. I just realized that it may have been Karen's fault that baby was getting so ill because we didn't get baby a vaccination. So that could have been Karen's fault. She gets her revenge from the grave. I think she deserved revenge because he kept asking for like a hat. Meanwhile, he had 100 grand on him the whole time. Baby got what he deserved. But yeah, other than that, I just hope you enjoyed and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.