 Boy, look what came today. Now yes, I know, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? Okay. Okay, so let me explain. These are not just cardboard boxes. Well, they are, but you get what I mean. So, Pristine Auctions is a website that auctions off a ton of insanely cool sports memorabilia. And they were willing to send me $5,000 worth. Yes, seriously. And now I get to open it for you guys. So here's the site. There's a couple cool things I wanna walk you through. They have daily auctions. Everything starts at $1, 24 hours. No reserves, and there's thousands of new items every day. And all autographed items are guaranteed authentic. So you do not have to worry about that. Also, I have a registration code. It's MMG. You'll get $10 off your first invoice. Without them, this isn't possible. Pristine Auctions, thank you so much. It's so dope. There's a link in the description. Check it out. Seriously, no, they're the homies. Dude, I feel like a kid on Christmas. I'm so pumped. Yeah, and I know you guys haven't seen a house tour yet either. So here's a little mini sneak peek. I'm not gonna ruin the whole house tour though. All right, hold up. Let me set this up. That's pretty fire right there. Why am I so big? Uno. Dos. Trace, a little Japanese lesson for ya. Are you boys ready for the box opening of a lifetime? I don't know what you want to start with. Like, I'm nervous right now. Oh, I'm so excited. I gotta be careful. Hi Luna, Luna's joining us today. Are you big chillin'? You're big chillin'. I'll make sure you only see what you need to see. Holy shit, holy shit. The absolute very first thing I'm seeing is purple and gold. So I got a Baltimore Raven something right here. It says signed Ray Lewis Jersey. Oh my God. Dude, wait, are you shitting me? Yo, yo. Oh my God, wait, this is so fire. Wait, some stuff just dropped out. I gotta check it out. Certificate of authenticity. Let me read it to you. It is hereby certified that the item of memorabilia which accompanies this document has been personally autographed. We unconditionally guarantee the hand signed autograph to be authentic. A picture of him signing this exact jersey. Okay, that's insane. Yo, this is the first thing in the box. I don't even know what to say. Two things, these videos are gonna be super long as I can tell, so I hope you're excited. Also, I definitely plan to give a lot of the stuff that I'm not gonna personally use away. Some of this stuff I may keep, put it in the studio. But if you see anything that you're absolutely in love with, let me know in the YouTube comments or just shoot me an Instagram DM and you might get lucky, who knows. What do you have to lose? Like 25 seconds of your time? I know you're not doing shit with your time anyway, you idiot. Probably going to OnlyFans right after this, don't lie. Ooh, ooh, ooh, what am I looking at? I'm looking at a lion's helmet. I'm 100% looking at a lion's helmet. Dude, my studio's gonna look so fire after this video. Christina, how should I love you? I'm serious, I do. That says Calvin Johnson. That says Calvin Johnson, that's number 81. That's Megatron. Oh, let's get into it. Dude, this is so hype. This is nuts. That's a Megatron signed replica. Fine, seriously, right there. Huge addition to the studio, you know it. I got all this cardboard and plastic in California. Dude, I'm about to get drone-streaked. Do you smell Matthew Stafford or do you smell Barry Sanders? Oh, wait a minute. I think they just pulled a sauce on me. They hit me with that Kenny Galladay. It's an all-white lion's helmet too. Yo! Kenny Galladay signed best deep-threat wide receiver in the league, no doubt. With the lion's stickers, this is crispy. This replica helmet is not designed or intended for use as a protective helmet. Do not wear this helmet. You can't fucking tell me what to do. Just try to stop me. Oh, there's a thing in there. There's a thing in there that stops you from wearing it. Take it back. Yeah. What are you helping? Yo, wait, I'm seeing cleats. What is this? Wait a second, I don't know what player it is yet. I haven't checked. It's a fire. Oh, Steve Atwater. Bro! Dude, the boss legends in 99 overall, Steve Atwater, Madden Mobile 16. Yo, I think we're seeing auctions and watching the vid. There's no way I'm getting this lucky. All right, we got another left, but this one's blue. Oh, this is Kenny Galladay too. Oh my God, it's so beautiful. Damn, Under Armour has sauce all of a sudden. With that silver signature, that is so clean. There's Kenny Galladay's signature, ladies and gents. You saw it here first. It's starting out hot. Sign Ray Lewis, we got sign Kenny Galladay, sign Megatron, box number one, easy W, box number two. This, I have no idea what this is. I think this is a pylon. I'm not kidding. This is the kind of shirt you can get for $16. You can get anything. By the way, they're not paying me to continuously talk about this. I am genuinely so grateful and so happy about this. I don't really want you guys to check it out because I'm pretty sure I'm holding a pylon. Is this a pylon? It's got the weight of a pylon. This is a signed pylon. This is signed by the fucking goat. Lawrence Taylor, dude. Lawrence Taylor, signed pylon. Dude, this is gonna make its way into a video. But you got some serious weight in those puppies. Oh my God, you can do some curls with that. Just kidding, I can't curl more than 30 pounds and I'm really self-conscious about it. I smell a replica helmet. We're about to be so goaded on the helmets. Ooh, is that Raiders? Raiders, Raiders, dude. I'm thinking it's gonna be Bojack's helmet. I used to do this at Christmas too. I'd always shake the box and I think it'd be like an X-Box and it was like socks, something stupid. So I don't wanna get myself hopped up but I swear to God, this is gonna be Bojack's helmet. I can't tell ya, I can't tell ya. I can't tell until I get to the top and then it tells me who it is. Oh, look at that, Jackson. Signed Raiders Bojack's helmet. You have to be kidding me. Oh my God, I'm so naked. This is so fucking fire. This is so fire, dude. Look at that puppy. Bojackson is the best highback in the game right now. He's the best highback in the game. Last year, I remember Boss Legend Bojackson. I know it's so stupid for me to be a fan of a player because of Madden but I've invested six years of my life into Madden. Bojackson's always a stud so I'm so happy that it's him, dude. Ooh, I'm looking at, I'm looking at a rifle team. I'm looking at a Minnesota Viking. Place your bets. I'm thinking, shit. It could be Prime AP. It's Randy Moss. I actually already have, ooh, it's the matte purple. Yo, check this out. It's the matte purple, look at that. That is the, ooh. It's fucking, says straight cash, homie on it. Dude, this might be a game-worn helmet. This is a game-worn fucking helmet. Dude, this is wearable. It's a straight cash, homie on it. I have a straight cash, homie, Randy Moss helmet. I got the exact same size head as Randy Moss. This is a perfect fitting helmet. I'm not even kidding. Like, that's how a helmet's supposed to fit. God damn, I need a purple visor. Also, I can't see right now. All right, that's insane. Whoo. Two jerseys. I smell two jerseys. Oh, I didn't know if I'd be getting more jerseys, bro. Who's that? I'm gonna use this. Who is this? This is Palomalu. This is a Troy Palomalu signed jersey. Yo, this is truly Christmas. Everything in here is a mystery to me and I'm sorry that, like, I know my reactions might be cringe at some point, but dog. Oh my God. It's kind of like an OG one, too. Look at the bottom of it. It's got all his, like, accolades on it. Damn, bro. Look at that signature. That boy, that boy, Brishby. I know there's some die-hard Steelers fans out there. Steelers fans are big fans. This one, I'll definitely toss up to the boys, so let me know. Purple. Did I smell another Vikings? That's not Vikings. That's Ravens. Is this Lamar Jackson? I do not have a signed Lamar Jackson jersey in my hands. No, I do not fucking have a fucking sign. Fuck that, that, that, that. Oh my God. They really have been watching the videos, bro. They've 100% been watching the videos. Dude, it's the OG purple. I have that Pro Bowl one, but that shit ain't signed. Look at that. Oh, wait, wait, wait. So that's the front. There's the back. Lamar Jackson signed. Best QB in the league. Oh my God, that's so fire, dude. The craziest part, boys, is I have a box left. It's out of the frame, but I have a box right here. Where's my scissors? Ooh, the scissors are just sitting on the ground somewhere. Luna! Hey, Luna always just goes and explores in the jungle over here. She always comes back with a thought. Where the tense is the scissors, dude? Look at this motherfucker. I really lost the scissors. I'm gonna step on them and die. There they are. The guys at Firstene Auction sent me a card. There's some good promo. Hey, Matthew, looking forward to the video. Hope you enjoyed the items, Jared. Jared, oh, they're insane. I love you. Dude, we got Raven's flock. We got Ray Lewis, Lamar. Ooh, I'm looking at, this looks like an OG helmet to me. I can't even tell. Is that Redskins? Oh, I'm sorry. Is that the Washington football team I see? Ooh, this is nasty. It's a black mat. This is an old ass helmet. Who am I looking at here? Yo, this might be, this might be Redskins' piece, Shanti. Wait, who is this? Wait just a minute. Dude, this is Redskins' AP. It's black mat. Okay, this looks so crispy. Oh my God. Redskins' AP, it says all day on it too. He's got a crispy, he's been signing helmets for a long time. That's why he's got such a crispy signature. Look, that's why people are always mad at me when I was calling them AD or AP. But it's neither in its bolt. He's either AP for Adrian Peterson or AD for all day. And this helmet proves it. And if you're an AP fan and a Redskins fan, hit me up, because I'll sauce this one your way. Michael Vick football. Don't worry, she's over there. One of the greatest ever do it. Michael Vick walks so Lamar Jackson could run. More like Michael Vick ran so Lamar Jackson could sprint. Look at that. That's beauty. Oh, it's a little baby Tyree kill helmet. It's a little baby Tyree kill helmet. Oh, this is so cute. It's a matte black mini chief's helmet. That's fire. Ooh, that's crispy. Do they ever wear helmets like this? Cause they need to if they don't. That's a little homie. I'm gonna throw this on Luna. I'm gonna throw it on my wiener. So I don't have any condoms. I just have a Tyree kill signed mini football. I'm so sorry for my actions. Okay, I'm not sure what this is. This is the, we haven't seen a box like this yet. Dude, is this somebody's award? It's signed by Dion Sanders. It says Dion Sanders, 29 and 30 champion, 2011 Hall of Fame. I don't know the magnitude of what I'm holding quite yet. I don't know if there's just a trophy that someone got and then he signed. Or this is actually an accolade of his, but it's fire and I really like it. Will look very nice in studio as well. And that leaves us to the final package, which is a lion's helmet. And I don't want to act like a little kid on Christmas again, but I do know what I'm really hoping this is. Dude, how much sauce would I have if the last thing I opened in this whole thing was exactly who I thought it would be? It's Barry Sanders. Let's go. Oh my God. Dude, I kind of knew it was Barry Sanders because it's got that super OG lion on it. But hey, it could have been like Herman Moore or I don't know who it could have been. There's only so many good lions players. Oh, that's a, tell me there's a better grand finale than what you're looking at right here. Barry Sanders signed, an absolute beauty. Oh, wait, shit, this one, this boy's wearable too. Dude, the OG helmets were so sick. Back before like concussions, ugh. That's a joke, by the way. Concussions are a serious problem. All right, boys, that completes this insane pack opening. Christine Auction, thank you so much. How cool was this? I'm literally sitting in a pile of absolute fire right now. Look at this. I shouldn't be lighting fires like this in California, bro. Bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo. This is so much heat. Wanna give you a huge thank you for watching this video. Make sure you check out Christine Auction for hooking me up with this banger. I'll see you in the next video. Peace out.