 Oh, I was gonna start this video with an air of surprise by not having the giant box I bought from play Asia on the table to begin with so that I could have the moment where I slam it on the table And we all get very excited, but apparently Simon has decided that it's his bed How we're gonna dive into this thing and explore the goodies inside. I'm not sure If you're gonna if you're gonna be sweet sweet in this direction So people can see how cute you are. Let me break this down for you guys. Kimberly You know how we made the videos the the girlfriend you buy me stuff from Etsy and it really fun and awesome And then I bought you some stuff from Etsy and then we did one where we bought each other stuff from Etsy You heard of it. I love doing those and I know you do too, but we have ran out There's nothing left So I've been racking my brains trying to think of where I can get things that are weird You know, what's a weird place? Japan, okay, Japan. Oh, they're wacky over there. 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Loved my time our time in japan Actually, some of my favorite videos on the channel, but oh boy ramen Oh, they've lost their mind ramen's delicious actually this is a box Of weird nintendo switch accessories and video games that I bought from play asia play asia not a sponsor By the way, they're a very awesome site where you can buy things from japan pretty dang cheap You know what is a sponsor? growing up I never really ate cereal even when I was young I knew that it was mostly sugar and junk that I shouldn't be eating I still try to live a fairly sugar-free lifestyle Heck the recent video on my other channel was me showing you how I make my secret sugar-free ice cream recipe So imagine my surprise when all of this rocked up at my front door With zero sugar 11 grams of protein and only three net gram carbs in each serving I can finally eat breakfast like a kid without feeling super guilty as an adult There's a ton of flavors like fruity chocolate frosty and blueberry the chocolate tastes exactly Like the other chocolate brands you're thinking of and it even flavors the milk to taste like a chocolate milkshake Only crunchy Do you guys have that commercial here or is that an australian thing? 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The reason why I got it is because I knew this is going to be the Closest you can get to an official feeling joy con. That's this color and with a d-pad Take a feel of that bad boy. Tell me if you can feel a difference. It's a tiny bit lighter Yeah, I know it feels like a cheap crap Yeah, it immediately works out of the box, which I mean yeah, it feels great. Oh, I feel it's awesome I'm just touching the very quality d-pad The very quality analog stick and I'm having a great time. Isn't that all that you really need? Oh, very nice pick actually. I thought it was weird because I've never I've never seen these before in a western market But it does seem like something that someone would have tried releasing here in a game store They have but for phones. Yeah, but people are dumb. They don't see something for a phone and then think I could use that on my switch Well, there you go It looks like a really small ring though. So I have really nice slender attractive hands I could have been a hand model many people have asked over the years So I can't imagine anyone with chunkier digits trying to slide their hand down this thing Maybe I'm playing road company and I just died and I'm just talking to you whatever and then suddenly Oh, it's go time and I'm right back in the ad shit. Here you try Kimberly I would like to offer you my ring joy con in marriage I feel like that's how most people would expect me to propose to you Oh this next one. I am very excited about The speaker. Yep. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it is kill. I hope it has charge No time like the present. I've charged it all up. Why is my hair up? That is so loud Holy okay, so it has a stand and it stands on its own I can't imagine anyone wanting to play like this Because that is deafening, but it sounds pretty decent. Oh no What a monstrosity. So this is a portable fan for the back of your console I don't understand how it's supposed to work Ironically plugging this into your switch and running it while you're playing is going to heat up your switch More than this is going to eventually call it back down Wait a second. What? It doesn't plug into the switch It doesn't plug into the switch. No, you don't charge it because the pictures have it plugged in Plugged in they'll help you to be what he's outside. How long is the extension cord? He's got I don't have Been close enough to me. So we'll have to cut I don't see how this is supposed to cool down anything It's not going over any of the vents and I'm not blocking any of the vents to find out Also, this cord is so short. I have a port on my computer here and I still have to get relatively closed So this slating back here runs Super cold and maybe putting this cold compress on it is what cools it down. It's almost like a self-cooling system. Maybe this actually does do something, but you still gotta Plug it in that's so impractical For those that don't know especially if you're in america the brain training game that released digitally here got a physical release in europe I was actually lucky enough to be in australia when it released and I picked it up It comes with a stylus. I really like the way that the brain training one has like a really fat soft end It's just what I enjoy man. There's like this plastic protective thing But I feel like if I yank on it anymore than I am I'm gonna break it It looks like it's supposed to leave the plastic thing on it It's a What oh my gosh, you do leave the plastic thing on it gave me the other one to be fair. It works well I don't know how precise we can be. We're gonna have to see while kim's trying this. I'll open up the next thing You bought two of them. Oh, that's for the dock though. It's for the dock. Yeah It's supposed to cool the dock down. I don't know why I bought two of these But I guess I'll test this one out while I'm testing out the other one Is it really even a point because you know what's gonna happen? I'm gonna open it I'm gonna stick it on the back of my dock and it's gonna start spinning and I'm gonna be like cool It's getting louder This is just a trick because people hear about docks overheating They're trying to sell you a solution to a problem that doesn't really exist Especially with an official nintendo dock like yes, maybe your third party ones all overheat But you shouldn't be using those anyway and this piddly little fan Isn't gonna help. Is it kind of working? I mean it does work It's just very strange to have to look over the disc. I drew a cat. I mean, I don't think I could have done that With these oh, wow Kim, I am Very excited for this. How old are you that you need a magnifier for your screen? Excuse me. You gonna play farm film? What look at that and tell me look at the way he's popping out of the screen. That's a phone Yeah, I know that's a phone. That's a switch. What is that? I don't know the same thing Oh You want to no no no no no no no no no. I'll show you. It's not the same thing. It's actually almost the opposite Good lord. Why this is not gonna be good. I love this. Oh, but it comes with a manual. Oh, yeah, that's cool That is so cool and it works. So where kim's sitting right now I can't see I she can't see my screen at all I wonder if this will work on camera So what this overlay does you look right on you can see it but to the side it blacks it out Out of everything here so far. I love this the most I like this. I'm now realizing there's probably a reason why I love it so much This is the first thing we've actually bought today. It's nintendo. It's nintendo brand I just noticed that it has nintendo's logo up top here. It's a nintendo product that actually didn't come out here This happens every time you make one of these videos I love ranking the things as to like the coolest to the worst, but that is number one That is number perfect. Number one. Love it nintendo. All you make is quality things My granddad has one of these. What does that look like? Like a fish All right guys Hey, oh it works It do work, but like In what situation would you need that? It's awesome Like it worked as well as something like this could possibly work if you're nearsighted or something Oh, there's a balloon Please hold okay. We're not playing animal crossing right now. I don't know how well this effect I mean that's that's a pretty yeah I mean you can get the idea I'm just shocked when I stop looking through it like I'm aware of how small the switch is Like you would think having a switch this big like this is like twice the size You would think that would be kind of extreme from nintendo I'm sat here playing it and I could have a screen this big It might not be portable But then how portable is an ipad pro really if mums can block my vision of the animals with their stupid iPads at the zoo I didn't get to pet the koala. Well guys. I appreciate you watching the video. They're so much more. We gotta hurry up This but I just wanted to see what these would look like on the switch You know what i'm realizing at the moment. We could create a monster We could put these on that on this on that on and this on it. We could create something very special Something that will overheat in about two seconds. I don't think that's making anything any easier That is ridiculous. I guess you can push it from here. Well, if you're gonna be all gentle about it I'm talking about you're about to get that big w in fortnight It's you and one other person and you're trying to smash look at that It looks like my joy cones about to take flight We have three things left and they're all pretty cool. Oh, I see something animal crossing colors Oh, yeah, what did I buy? Oh, that is sweet. Good job me. Yeah, you're the animal crossing person. You you do this I mean They feel Exactly like an old controller. I used to use when I was a kid I had this really like weird third party controller It was small and it felt plastic and that's what these feel like. I'm getting nostalgia holding these I feel like this would be really good for like small children Oh, I remember what they're for and why they say switch light They are specifically these small controllers that if you only had a switch light or you're taking a switch light somewhere You take your controllers with you probably in this bag. Just probably why I bought the freaking bag too I'm now remembering what I did two months ago play asia So now when you get to your friend's house the switch light goes on the table You get these two little mini controllers and both you and your friend can play the switch light Yeah, this one's like I half of a switch Well, no actually look how much room there is you can put a normal switch in there So I don't really know much about the uh, I don't even know what it's called Taito no Taito no no bueno All I know is this is a big thing in Japan and whatever Kim and I go to arcades, especially our local arcade There's a giant one of these Uh, you don't want to know Oh, that's really nice. Yeah. Oh, I'm really excited about this This was super quality and I think this is going to be a lot of fun to play I will play this on a twitch stream because I think that would be really fun I might even be live tonight Imagine that you went to twitch right now and there I am Who knows on your way to find out is to go and and see and hit follow while you're there Oh, they have a little That's That's so cute I love that. I mean will we can't attest to this without playing it? So we'll leave it out of the voting criteria. So we're going for Weird screen that I love pen bag What about the deep ad right after those right after those she guesses magnifying glass fans We haven't as of right now. We haven't but you've seen it Yeah, and then the little dongle things. Yeah, I think so and then this is its own thing I'm sure it's fun and we'll play that later. Well, you know what we have to do now Kim What do we have to do now? We have to see how much stuff we can fit on this switch That didn't sound good So here's the problem with building the beast the magnifying glass the way that it connects over the switch It doesn't like that we have the other overlay on so it keeps coming off and I have to keep holding it here Oh, yeah, and there's no way that we can put the speaker on wait Is there? Yes No We have created a monster. This is the nintendo switch's final form But you can't get your satisfied grip on it. So really Hold everything together a technically Kind of works But I can't really even use the grip because I have to have my hand on the back of everything else to keep it all in place That's it. I'm done. I really enjoy making videos like this. I like making videos with kim I like buying stupid things off the internet. It's a win win win win win And I hope you had a good time to check out the sponsor links down below Oh, it gets loud Bye guys