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Oh, my name is Kyle 28 Okay, it's crazy Give you a year Okay, you know Nice to meet you. I'm Kai nice to meet you. Hello. Hey, how you doing? I give you a year Why not she got blue eyes I'm not gonna lie the first one was a yes the second one was absolutely not hey Yo, you look like my middle school teacher. Oh, she sounds amazing. No, she was great. She was great You know what I have to say no No Can I feel your hair real quick? Please I mean if it was a yes, absolutely, but I yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Michael Jordan Oh My god, oh my god No, what's your name? Okay, you know three sixteen. Oh, I would say I'm gonna say no That's not hard for it. It's not hard for this. It's not hard for it. It's not you. It's me Yeah, I don't want to feel me. I feel me right now. Hey, how you doing? I'm doing great. I'm doing great. What's your name? It's a no the state of her Air Force ones is wild Lauren, okay. Okay. No Oh my god, what y'all got me doing here, bro How you doing? Okay, okay, okay. Nice to me. What's your name? Yeah, yeah, okay Like a chat I like it I like a tattoo like your style a little bit. I'll give you a yeah It's such a good Dark love your skin, by the way Of your skin. My name is Juicy Juicy What's juicy about you my full name is Juicy, but nobody can pronounce it the black of the berry the sweet of the juice Your sexy hands over there you go girl you go he reached out for Hey, what's your name? Lucy Lucy and Juicy Not the same that's as the and that's as than Aldi not the same We're gonna pass her you better Say no I'm gonna say no Give me the peace sign Oh my god, you look like Gwen Stacy Spider-man's ex. What's your name? You got blue eyes. So I gotta say yeah I'll see you later How you doing? How you doing Emma? Yeah, you got a blue eyes, too. I'm gonna let you go ahead. You're in the UK. What do you expect? sir Crop top blazer Hey, how you doing? Um, what's your name? Sundra Sundra. You're a whole stunts, bro Something is telling me to say yes, so I'm just gonna say yes See you how you doing good. What's your name? I'm Paris. Yeah All right Paris Paris, but you in the UK You're a dancer. That's so much Okay, I'll show you my classic non-strip. Okay. Let me see Whoa, what's happening off the strength of that you gotta go. No, you gotta that show was ass Yeah Yeah from New York, yeah from New York, what am I what am I my mom from New York? Yes, and what am I dead? You are no No, oh, that's great cat guy talk about it I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I hope you have a good day This is what they do they just sit back in just see this Yes You got blue eyes here, bro, I'm gonna let you pass. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. How you doing? Good. What's your name? My name is Ka. Um From the I like her She got on the Jordan sixes York, yeah, you're you have a nice action too. Thank you. Yeah Get out. I know but I just landed here like you just got here. Yeah, you try to take me all Okay, then no No, I say no to you no, no Did not Add to you just told my get to go off step. Oh, I told you go to go stage. Oh, that's your that's your friend You too join her step Step I should step you worried about your friend miss me and you how you worried about your friend Because you worry about your family supposed to be me and you don't my place. I'm not saying that we're going in shit South London press welcome to London how the hell am I supposed to know that you mean you was right or dies If you worry about your friend, I'm not ready to die for no one. Okay, so you Excuse me you need to leave We can see the lace in your front stop Get them off there That's all the reason we need Yes, you need to leave. Yes you Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know why cuz I'm off a can of prom energy right now and I could go all day Oh Yeah That's too much masculine energy for me high-fives and a pooled in that's crazy Hell yeah, oh I Like that aggressive Yeah That's a yes What's your name, I do wait we have an accent we from West Africa all the strength that you from the motherland you get in there Yes, we are You oh shit Hi, hi You all right. Are you all right? I'm right. Thank you. My name is Stephanie Stephanie hi You horny or some shit? Why oh Know what oh my gosh, she's crazy like no like as in like I'm not choosing What the fuck You like We're all y'all funny these girls Crazy What's your name, okay, okay, okay, you're so positive. I'm just give you a yes Let's be real I don't like to say no to people so me saying no to somebody like face-to-face is crazy nobody deserves that but I gotta be honest I Yo, what the fuck is that I already know this about to be crazy Out of the 20 man, that's that was a rough 20 Well, I had to be the weakest 20 I've ever seen I ain't even gonna hold you That's just my opinion. I don't think a whole bunch of them got blue eyes there That's just crazy. Is that your type blue eyes? No, I see three there to go That's a that's a go for me and none of these people are my type I told you none of them can't be All right, let's go Oh my god What are you Only one lap that's good. That's really good I Think I think this is one record She's too, um, like I said, she had on a crop top blazer She didn't know what she'd rather be professional The six videos you've done it's a world Look watch me work now. This is the this is the risen phase I'm saying this is when they this is when they start losing the minds You don't know what to do. They really want to talk to a nigga. You feel what I'm saying Forgot he's in your ear. Yeah. Yeah, I know Dunshit, I mean like I just see us there for us That's that's fine I mean he seems to be a really nice guy I just feel like for me it's kind of too much She's not used to this energy She can't see it's overload man Michael Jordan Yes, I want you wait you do that right now. I want you to get her to bend you bend me I know Okay, that cool. Yeah, that's easy cuz tonight's gonna be a good night Wait, you are amazingly beautiful It's so like I'll be in a gym, but I came to like notice that like you got some nice Your poll dancer, you're strong. I believe you strong like the ox. I don't believe you You think you can bench me. Yeah, I could lift you Let's me or you want to lay on the floor and try to bench me I feel like if you lay on the floor and dead ass like bench me Damn, I don't know. I'm a pole dancer. I don't do benching. So what if what that is? I mean if you down to try I'm down to try. Okay. Let's do it. I Do you just rate on the floor like yes, I got you this way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then um And then like yeah, yeah, and I'll lay back. I get me this is a bad idea Oh Oh, okay That didn't work. Okay. Wait, hold on. That didn't work. Hold on. All right. All right, let's be Not the only one Oh You know, I could take you in a fight though at the moment I just work in Poe dance and travel when I can you're not gonna beat you up, right? I like to see you try I don't think so, guy What's up, we're gonna fight. I mean, no, no, I ain't gonna fight you. I thought that was a tattoo on her head What's what's up? What's up? We're gonna fight This is this is some of the greatest You know what I'm saying some of the top tierest Editing on the platform. I don't know I thought that was a real tattoo for a second. I had to double take I mean, no, no, I ain't gonna fight you. I I ain't gonna fight you another that's usually like second Yeah, that is yeah. Yeah, slow down. Slow down. No, but it was it was nice. Yeah, it's been a great treasure, you know Thank you so much. Thank you. I'm not gonna lie. I like her Out of out of everything that's on the stage like she I feel like she's the most unique and different And when you picking from this this shallow of a pool my bad, y'all In my opinion Everybody's beautiful on their own ways. I'm not saying they're not beautiful. It's just not my type There you go. If you picking from a pool that's not your type You got to go just for uniqueness and personality right now But she got it I mean, it was amusing wasn't my favorite date in the world Would he have a date too? Probably not But I've had a great time I thought we had the best time ever now. She's cool though She looked like Gwen Stacy. We would like you to perform bust down rolly avalanche Adam was doing some violin I was gonna be so awkward Can you convince her first that you're like before you start playing just go in and be like I'm a violinist. Okay, and just build it up to you. You're gonna show her talk about your music Yeah Gwen Stacy no, that's not me. Do you know why I say that though? I know I see you look like her. That's a That's a big comment. I don't know who that is. Shall we look it out? I see. Nice to meet you. She's huge I'm good. How are you? Glad to see you. Yeah. Yeah, I would be too Hey, yo, tell her to relax relax Relax, what's up with this attitude? Yeah, I'm relaxed. I'm intrigued. Yeah. What's up with your attitude? What do you mean? Body language I have been playing violin for Um, since I was about seven years old. Did you bring it on the plane with you? Yeah, yeah, I do I do it for shows and stuff like that. So I got like two bookings out here All right, I played for the queen And I played for the queen So whenever the queen wants me to pull up and stuff like that and play for her like I go ahead She died. Oh, yeah, of course That would be weird. That's kind of respectful to ask me. Um, do you mind if I pay you or something? No, go for it Okay, have you ever told somebody that's into that type of music? No, I've never played the violin. No, not the violin Okay, she's still average. Let me know your opinions. Okay Join then On 30 I got you. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. No, no, no Shout out to my daughter Keep going on I'm gonna 30 or 30 or 30 Yeah, I mean I think that deserves Yeah, a few it's really nothing man. We didn't mess together No, it's not as loud. Thank you. Perhaps. Thank you. I I'm going a bit softer. No, that's how the song goes. Are you just expecting me now? You see this is that attitude I'm talking about. I see. I think it's the accent I think you have to do a bit slower, but that but that's how the song goes. I can't rewrite the song You feel what I'm saying a little bit more calmer. It has it has to be a certain flow Wait, who the hell are you? You're not even a musician. Who the hell are you? Like you're not even a musician. Do you play any instruments? Do you play any instruments? I used to play the piano I don't are you a musician Play the violin How to tell me stop No, you do another rendition of it. I do a slow version of yours. I'll do a slow version of it. Okay. Okay Why don't you make it about her being boring? First Do a freestyle He forgot her name be real you forgot her name She wanna do another I don't know why you have an attitude You don't like my song. No, I love it. Why don't you like my song? This is cringe. Yeah Get annoyed and smash the violin. I mean a little bit of smoke came off at the end as well So just added to the performance. Why do you keep telling me what I love it? No, but you always tell me what to do, right? I think we should just put that down I should put it down a little bit. Yeah, well this whole time you've been telling me If I could play the violin, I've been trying to tell you I've been playing the violin. Why are you telling me what to do? I can't do this man. I can't I just can't I can't It's very loud I'm hoping that's where she's someone's violin and that's just a little croak Yo, when you say smash, I was like, yes Oh Get off to buy a new one I'm gonna say no because it's Burging on a little bit of aggression Maybe if you didn't take the violin, but he seems quite attached to it. I would maybe suggest just give up the instruments and Talk less Talk less is crazy But this one it's just like a normal date do your own thing. I like her style too this one right here You gotta let baggy cargos with like a corsage top type thing or with the bangs I wonder how big or poor it is though. That's the key But then for out you're gonna slowly start smelling something and be like wait, is that you? Is that you? But also a random point. We're gonna take you to freeze on this. Okay. I bet cool. I bet How you doing? I'm good to you. Good. Good. Good. Can you remind me of your name? Izzy nice to meet you nice to meet you. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. Okay. You sound very American Really? Yeah, I'm from New York. So like my eyes are kind of strong. Have you been there? No, I haven't I want to though. Oh if you go there. I gotta I gotta show you around You have a fantastic time. Hold you. Yeah, not out for sure for sure But if I'm over here with you like you gotta be able to show me around freeze now freeze now It's not much to see it's London Like it's just London Bro, he opened it up to you Hold it. Oh, that's a good phrase Slava. Yeah, like I was trying to say like I mean, I just wanted to know the food spots that said do you know some good food spots? I know you know some good food spots now things like that I'm not much of a foodie person Believe it or not It's a good freeze You're right there. I'm free Yo, your eyes. I just got so hypnotized. Yeah, I like your eyes. He's so like you have nice eyes. All right start smelling something My foot I'm sorry, babe Do you smell that? No It ain't me Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure Did you use deodorant this morning? Damn, it's a freeze when he sniffs her. I'm sorry No, no, I'm sorry Try and sniff her like Like did you? Yeah, I smell you real quick Just real quick Just to make sure nobody gonna know I think people will know now it's actually quite rude Freeze He's so good there, right? They made that up, didn't they? Oh freeze No No, I'm just joking. You know, you know, you know, you know, that's how I know it No, I got to knock down some barriers first before I really get to know you And he actually kind of risen her up at the same time The other ones he was like, I really don't care. I'm gonna go all out But like this one he like doing the challenge But then he's still trying to save it You see what I'm saying? Let me say some nice things about you. Number one Let me go ahead and say some nice things about you, you know, number one, freeze That's cold Unfreeze, how's your day going? How's your day going? Billy, you keep a straight face as wild Okay, that's that's good. That's good. No, but I was serious on showing me around or like if you ever in New York No, I tell her no, you stink We No, no, you want to give me your number? Now you stink Hell no can't do that You know, I'm just keeping it a stack, you know, I'm not a nigga that just gonna weed around the bush do a high five and then freeze Unfreeze baby walk off. I'm not high-fiving you again. Turn it to a wave I walk off I Got to be the greatest ascension Ascension the greatness This is the funniest dude on the net him and Duke and dub and the shade It's an unbeatable tandem. That's an unbeatable tag to you. Is he okay? Oh my god Oh Interesting Yeah, interesting Not particularly traumatized. Yeah, I was I was going somewhere too. Do I need a reason? Hey, yeah, I'm so sorry. I didn't I didn't try to do anything. I am so sorry. Oh my god. I really did not mean to do that I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh. You you seem amazing though He went back. I told y'all he seemed like he was really into her I already knew it like like into her into her but like Like dang, I might as well try to accomplish something while I'm here. Do you feel me? Did I get your number? No You stink I can't get your number man. Fuck you time. I got me All right for this one you're gonna be the most self-obsessed person in the world All right, you love yourself. You're six foot. You're built like a tank on a doneness. She's lucky to be in your presence I bet it's awesome How you doing good, how are you good? Nice to meet you. What's your name? Ruby. What's your name? Kai. Kai. Yes. I got like the best name in the world. You think so Yeah, oh, oh, oh by far. How many people tell you though? How many people tell you because I got told just down there Just a minute ago. Someone's like Oh by far. How many people tell you though? How many people tell you because I got told just Yeah, it's the little sub subtle suss moments for me. This is us Can we all agree down there just a minute ago someone's like that's a really good name I mean like how many of the cars have you met two you're my second one. That's kind of rare Yeah, that era. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, how was your day going? Yeah, not too bad to be fair Actually, I don't care. I want to talk about me. Should I tell you? Do you want a name? I don't know. I don't want to know. You don't want to know? Let me start off for myself. Okay. Go on now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. My day Was the best day ever. Yeah, okay. I woke up this morning. Uh-huh. I look at myself in the mirror Yeah, and I say you go boy I say you go boy. You know why? Yeah, go and tell me because I am h-a-n-d S-o-m-e How are you the best looking that you've ever seen in your life? Yeah. Yeah up in the top 10. I'd say Word. For real? Okay. Okay. I'll feature as as I should Do you write motivational things in your mirror as well with the thought tip? Um, I don't gotta write things I just know it's gonna happen. I just know I'm not I'm that nigga. Like I just know I'm him Okay, at the end of the day, I just know I'm him and I just know I'm gonna keep being him for years or years on Yeah, you feel what I'm saying. Yeah There's no other guy that you've talked to in your past. That's better than me But we'll see. Time will tell. Yeah. Yeah. I know me live my day by horoscope. I checked my horoscope before I start my day No plan of horoscopes? No, it's gone Yeah, horoscopes is crazy Everybody's talking about a horoscope, you know, I'm a gemini, but that's about it. That's about as far as my knowledge goes Not everyone in She wakes up and lives her day by a horoscope. I was gonna walk out anyway Fuck you mean horoscope. I mean not everyone's into their horoscopes That made me feel bad for your stupidity Probably not I think I need a bit more communication when we know that it's over. Let me know there was a bit ghosting Okay, for this one she has energy. Yeah, you got energy. Yes. You're dancing Okay, you'll be dancing together you're gonna teach you to get sturdy. I think I'll get sturdy. Yeah If she can get sturdy in heels, yeah I don't know your name, but excuse me miss Dribbling a ball, what are you hoping? You're right Who's one of the weakest crossovers I've ever seen? Cause I'm all right now that I'm with you. Oh nice to see you. How you doing? Nice to see you too I got fragile First of all, let me go ahead and say I like how I feel like Thank you It's the cowgirl moves for me. I'm going for the western vibe today. Oh, yeah, and you're killing it Did y'all get fragile? I've seen that you was dancing earlier and stuff like that. You like to dance. Yeah And what do you do? I'm a model, but I don't sometimes as well. Do you know what? I love dancing Don't tell me you're my true model if you ain't been involved Who show me I mean, I think we should dance together show. No, no, no, it's on you. No Let me tell you around a little quick, you know what I'm saying I I'm from new york. Okay. And do you know that there's like getting sturdy? No show me. I'm gonna teach you Okay, so like when you get sturdy you gotta do like this right here. Come come over here. You gotta go like this right here All right. Well, yeah, so it's left And I'm picking up. Hey, okay There y'all you're doing it. Look, okay It's very similar to krip walking, but it also looked like a country dance too Like country line dance or something God damn you really good. Hold on. And you want to go like this collect this now go like this She do not got them making the style of these guys got them making the styles on them, don't you? All right, all right You see what I'm saying? How was your day? Look, I'm scooping clothes a bit. Tell her I want you to show me your dance moves. Tell me your dance moves. What dance moves you got? Um I can do a bridge like this What he's got to try you have to try it. I should do that. Uh, uh, I don't know Go up a bridge straight back straight back. I made four go That's good. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah, that's really good Hang on the fact that I back being like that is wild to me Like it's been I know you got more Let me see you being lead to your elbow I know you got more I can kick stand up. Wait, can you do the headbump? The headbump There doesn't this guy what what what what are you trying to do? What do you mean my kick? What do you mean my kick? It sounds defense. Okay. Well, what do you mean my kick? You trying to kick me? No in the head You gonna keep me in? Are you gonna keep me in the head or no? You're crazy. I'm in. Why do you want to kick? Why do you want to? What are you trying to do? She does how to kick me Why are you trying to kick me for? Well, I said like what other you know this remind me of when I go to the bar And it's a neighborhood that typically people like me are not in And then there's a lot of drunken people And they always want to show you they they tie cheese or something like I don't want to see that you can grapple You know the dance moves. This is a dance move a kick to the head is a dance move How? That's it. I'm out Hey, come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. No, don't break it with me. Come on. No, no, no, no. Hey, hey You stop right there Why is she walking away on this side? Don't worry. But back on your knees back on your knees, please She's gone. It's not first. Hello. He's not I'm so confused. What the hell where you went? I escaped but I like you Why? Cuz you're so cool. What's to like everything. Thank you. Come on. Let's go go this way. Why am I going back? Why am I going back? I don't want to go back She's trying to kick you in the head Do you know what it started off well, it was really good. He taught me how to dance. That was good fun But he didn't appreciate me kicking him in the face Why why weren't you showing off my skills like I'm out All right, this one, uh, we want you to be the whitest person you can be Ah, man, here we go. This will be good. Go ahead put on a hard rock. Boy, it's my boy Okay, catch up spicy boss. Okay, man. Cool. All right, man Any questions? I know. Huh? No Right, I'm gonna hand the mic off to somebody else. I don't know how to do this bit Fuck no, mom, you know, I'm not fucking doing that Tell fucking dad to do this from shit Disrespecting parents I'm so sorry for that Yeah, my fucking mom's a fucking loser Yeah, she just a fucking the times where she want me to do certain things. It's like Like tell fucking dad or what am I fucking supposed to do it? You know, all right, but I'm sorry. You look fucking hot What do you like to do I love animals animals. I really like animals fuck animals. I killed them when I go hunting all the time That's really sad. I mean sometimes it's cool like the ones in the pet stores and stuff like you know But the ones like in the wild and shit. It's like why the fuck are you in the wild anyway? It's so sometimes I just no, but sometimes you just gotta get the gun and just boom Oh No, no Hey, pito the views of cars and that and the sidemen are not that of the lit one I'm just watching. Oh, not me. So matter of fact, some slight I mean shit, that's you. What kind of music do you like? I mean like what type of music like do you like to do? Um, like r&b pop. I don't like that. Oh, that's fucking wack of shit Oh, gosh, it's all the like mainstream like Drake Drake bit of rihanna. Oh fuck. No, you need to tap into Taylor Swift and fucking Billy Ray Cyrus It's cool or whatever, but it's not like I put my hands up I'm playing my song the butterfly fly away Miley Cyrus. So I know that's Miley Cyrus. I'm trying to say like oh, right come on Like Miley Cyrus is here and like Rihanna's kind of like, you know, I think they're on a pretty good part Whatever, hold on. I think it's my fucking mom's texting me. You should be nice to your mom. You know, I hate texting So I gotta send her a voice. No, that's absolutely fine. Do what you need to do my love mom. Fuck you. I'm not checking out the fucking trash That is a fucking Poser and please make sure my fucking mcdonald's and Jews that I watch my video games are there This is great acting. He even got the white stuff on his lips coming I mean pause He even got the little boozy stuff coming on his mouth 8 p.m Fucking sharp. Say, do you like spicy food? Oh gosh. Do you like spicy food? Cause like salt and pepper is really spicy No, definitely not. It doesn't sit well with me. Salt and pepper is really fucking spicy Yeah, it can be depending if you accidentally put in too much pepper. I guess. Yeah Do you season your chicken? Do you season your chicken or no? Yes, of course walk out. What the fuck? You season your fucking chicken. Yeah, and what do you drink with it? Oh, I like water a diet coke or water. Yeah, no fucking milk No, I'm lactose intolerant. So I can't have oh fuck. No cooler the biggest weirdo ever So like, you know, it's cold out here. Does it snow over out here and all occasionally it snows in london Do you like get a coat and shit like to drink bundle up? Oh, yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, you don't wear like shorts and shit in the summer, but not in the winter It's too cold here. No, that's the best time to wear shorts and a fucking t-shirt is in the fucking winter Just say she's a weirdo and walk out unless like I guess You're weird as fuck. Yeah, that's kind of me. I'll take that but but in a good way Why is she so good at this? I love your eyes. I kind of feel like I could take you out You know to the fucking shoot range. Nando's or some shit I Feel like I could take you out. No to the fucking shooting rain Nando's or some shit. I can't budge on the animal thing. I'm sorry. All right. I was just joking about that like I was joking like I'll shoot parents instead I'm gonna say no my life. Okay. Really sorry. I'll shoot parents instead. I shoot fucking parents instead Absolutely not. No, especially my mom. Especially my mom. I shot my mom before I want to kill my mom I want to kill my Hey mom I want to kill my dad. I want to kill my grandma Oh gosh, okay No, they don't deserve to fucking live Do you want to be next you're right lads he's starting to kill someone He has just said he's gonna kill him He seems a little Right now They're odd The way he came in and he was being really rude to his mom on the phone Doesn't sit well with me at all. I'm a very very family orientated person. So No, and some of the stuff he was saying about like shooting animals Big no, I mean like I have a poor print tattoo And I think that was way too far. I don't agree with what you were saying in the slightest so kind of made me a little bit like uncomfortable I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. There are so many things to say in my head. I'm so sorry. It's okay. Are you crying? No, but it's just genuinely like I was so short. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my god. I'm so sorry I'm so sorry. I'll they'll tell me to do something in my head. You should blame them up No, it's just it's a song I love animals. I fucking love animals. That's fine. I have tiger eyes tattoo on me She took you for the small guy. All right, Kai you are a musical wizard She got emotional a little about this She will call the police like there comes some music you're amazing at it at one point We want you to uh, click your fingers And then Simon's gonna come through and then while you're on the date with her You have to try and take as many photos as possible. Hey, what do you mean? As in like On your phone you have to sneak but why don't pay the music? No, no, no You're talking because like this why are you just talking to her? Okay How you doing juicy? No, I remember you come on that. How you doing? Nice to meet you. You smell good. Thank you. Thank you. They're going loud Whoa, we going close. Oh, I'll come come closer. Please come. Where's it on my lap? No, no, no That's no joke. That's too early. That's too early. How you doing though? I'm good. How are you? Good I'm doing good and shit like that I just came from the studio not too long ago because I'm a rapper, you know, I love rappers. Who are you for a rapper? Kendrick Lamar Kendrick Lamar Okay, okay, okay, okay. Kendrick Lamar is good, but you know, you feel I'm saying his music is not really like My type of music and shit like that. How long have you been listening to Kendrick Lamar? I think I've only heard like two albums. I'm not that good into music His last album was fire and shit. What are you doing on your phone, baby? You said what? Eyes on me Get a high-angle photo Any girl that I've just met that calls me baby is weird to me Like it makes me feel like you like you Solicit him High-angle one. You'll see my eyes are big. You need to keep eye contact. Oh now for sure. Now your eyes is beautiful I ain't gonna lie. I'm glad like you feel what I'm saying. Sorry ours, you have a beautiful smile What happened? I call you the pictures. What happened? You keep taking pictures I ain't lying there. No, but you can't be on your phone on dates. Say look up and then take this out here. Hey look up What I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. Do it again. Do it again. Oh, okay I think she kind of likes you He knows who she knows who that man is Wait, wait, let me give you my best Give me though sass more sass take selfies of you instead more sass Want to see him? What I thought it was the focus All right, go back to music. No, I was kind of make this photo tomorrow I'm gonna cover that's coming out, you know very very soon. You know, I release this friday Yeah, let me show you something click. You mind if I show you something real quick. Yeah, sure me. Okay. Click your fingers twice Click not click not lick You don't know where that trombone being kai don't put your mouth and blow on that instrument Don't you do that? You know when I wrap this real shit I'm all spinning niggas blocks and shit shooting at the ops He needs to move back because I'm really deep with music. Yeah, so as I'm spinning niggas blocks and shit I gotta be able to be you know, do music. Can I play you something? Yeah, I hope it's just lyrics. I'm not real life Do you know how to use it? Oh, yeah, of course He's holding it like there's no pj. I'm just warming it up and shit. Yeah Oh Take a bow Take a bow I see me an independent artist, right? That's mine. That's that shit dropping this friday Would you date somebody like me? I don't know because I go based on personality so far so good about like I'll probably need to know you a bit more try and get a number like yeah Energy is like beautiful. You feel I'm saying you stood through this whole thing Because not usually some people won't stand through this whole thing. You're gonna be with me for a freaking bit And like what I do Oh, no, don't go emotional. You see me. I'm an empath. So when somebody gets emotional, I get emotional too His hand up right here like this. I'm not gonna cry. It's everything. Okay. I feel like I just I just feel like That you'll You'll stick beside me to this whole thing give him an Oscar Give him an Oscar get her number. You think like I could possibly get your number Yeah, I have to you can get one of them Okay, so it's not uk it's not american but it works. Yeah, it's fine. I don't give a fuck Once he's done it stand up and go booya There you go. But you know, I don't really like men that cry that much on dates. So oh no, I'm not crying I just I just wanted your number here. Shit Yeah, I just wanted your number. Thank you You don't even say bye properly. You see this is how you lose me. Damn you feisty You know, you know, we gotta say bye properly. You give a person a hug. Nice to meet you. Lovely date Lovely date He doesn't even See don't cry I don't know if you're trying to cry or you just want to hug me longer I don't know. It's just like you so much of a real lad. You're like you're so fucking real. Like I'll fuck with you like If I had to kill a nigga, I'm choosing you to kill that nigga too No, we're gonna catch a case together I'm a lawyer. I don't do that Are you for what? Are you 12? You're a lawyer. Yeah See who's the go on. See who's the grand one. Yo, how the fuck do you play the trumpet? You got it like That shit almost hit her head at one point Wow, it was an amazing day to be honest. He's so funny. Yeah He's so funny and he's so sweet. Thank you if I knew the day was gonna be this good next time I won't bring hills so that we're the same height What the fuck So yeah, it was a great day. It was a great day. What the fuck does that mean? As long as he quit the music career You think they got a blow into that shit like bro That's just crazy. I want you as soon as you get in Take off your shoes and then your socks and then put in your mouth Put my foot in my mouth. No, it's all socks in your mouth. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. And then you gotta stick your hands in your arse No, you said you want me to get away, but I can get away All right at one point you have to stand up and just start doing this Just I'd like you have crabs. Can you uh run in like the horse? I like like all fours Hi, that was very How you doing? I'm good. How are you? Oh god How's the day? You lost your shoes Are you hot? Am I? Fucking out of shit Why would you eat in your socks? Oh, no, no, I'm okay. Thank you. Thank you. I'm fine I'm chill like What's what's your name? I don't know if I want to say to my name actually Wow Oh, I see you getting comfortable. So I'm trying to shave my toe flakes. I'm trying to shave my toe flakes, you know Stop letting him run. Let him cook. Let him cook. Can you help me? Do you mind helping me? Oh my god, I need some. I'm sorry. Do you need some help? Freeze No, that's mad. That's mad though. I'm freezing bro. I'm freezing All right, I don't know. Maybe I'm just kidding I don't blame her. I really don't blame her. Why did you get him to freeze there? He was too late on it. He was too late on it Freeze Back at that point, you were going crazy. That was horrendous. That was really mad That was a really difficult watch. She fucking worked. Where are you going? I don't know what was happening to this dude That was the weirdest shit I've ever did in my life You still want to go on a date? No, meh Well, that was great She left immediately. I don't blame her. I really don't blame her. Yeah, that shit was weird as fuck. You froze with your hand on your front And you were staring at her. This guy, he just came like, he, he sit down. He was, he removed his socks. He threw his shoes like, he, like, he didn't even knew it was a date. Like, I don't know. I just couldn't hold myself. So I left. She don't know what to say right now. She waited two hours for that date. She waited two hours to leave after a minute, bro. I feel so bad. All right, Kai. What is this here? It's a guitar. Okay, now you are amazing at it. Okay. There's more? With every bit of your body. Every bit? Untalking knees, legs, feet, nose, tongue. What are you saying? Do what with it? I want you to start playing it with different limbs. Can I start a bit freaky, ain't it? This is the second freaky little thing he done went through. This is getting real freaky. Free waking time. Because tongue is on. I did. All right, bet. How you doing? Good, yo. I'm doing amazing. Nice to see you again. I've been waiting a long time to see you. I thought you was the only person I wanted to be my guitar out to. Name a song and I'll play it. Do you play any instruments? No. You don't? No. I know how to play this in ways that you've never thought. Really? Ever. You know people who be playing it with their fingers all the time? I'm gonna play this shit with my dick. Elbow. Don't he rifted with his cock? Yo, yo. He acts like, yo. Yo. Don't put rhythm into it. Look at his hip. Hey, watch his hip. It's crazy. Are you okay? I'm tongue. That's my favorite. Why did he say close? My tongue. Oh my god. Be honest with me. You fuck with that or not? No. What? No. Are you serious? I'm serious. Fuck you. No. Fucking ungrateful. So fucking ungrateful. After playing guitar with your meat, you gotta walk off. You gotta walk off. It's so good, yeah. Yo, it was so hard to finish it with my dick. Yo, she's like, I waited all this time for that. Was it a long day? Why did he break the guitar? Yeah. All right, we want you to use all your knowledge of London slang. Fuck. Just throw it all out. You're from London. Just convince her you're from London. I bet. I got this. Oh, fuck. I would be good at this. This one, this one, this is good for me. He doesn't think about it. He just goes. He just goes, how can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay. How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay. How you doing? I'm the five. He's saying it in that accent. Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers. Can I go to your note? Yeah, of course, of course. Um, where you from? I'm Brazilian. Oh my fucking god. Yo, you're absolute pain. Oh my god. Yeah, no, you're absolute pain. Oh. What do you think about myself? Absolute pain as well. Oh my god. 10 out of 10. Yeah, really? You are a skank daddy. For show, you said what? You're a skank daddy. You're a skank daddy. Yeah. Yeah. You're a skank daddy. Yeah. Big Munda. Big Munda. That's another language for me now. Also, you're none. It's getting clotted. I like to dance. I like to sing. Well, now I can't sing because I lost my voice, so. You're none is getting clotted. Wait, what? You're none is getting clotted. My none? You're none is getting clotted. Don't know. Don't know? I don't know. I don't know. You don't know? I don't know. Would you like to find out? This is a train wreck. You know, I'm a bad man. Listen, this man has a smooth feel. Bad man. He's a bad man. Me, he's a real bomb-bucklack road man. Oh, my goodness. Yes, please. Oh, you mean? You look like a nice little brownie, you know? Well, Gwon, what you saying? You know, I come from Kingston, you know? Oh, I see. He's a real bad man there at Jamaica, you know? You're such a god, man. It's a bad man. I love pretty little women like you. Give me a pom-pom. Give me a pom-pom, yeah. Give me a pom-pom, yeah. Give me a pom-pom, yeah. So bloody violent, am I good? I live in the ends. You mean living in the ends, you know? Down, yes. Called Mayfair. It's called Mayfair. It's called Mayfair to Pussyclad. Oh, my goodness. I'm walking out here, sir. Let's see how y'all stand, right? That's all, you know? He's gone. Oh, my goodness. You have a nice little pink top with a nice little panty avant and the shoes are mashed up with your bomb-bucklack shirt. Let's say Pussyclad. Yeah. Let's say blood clack and look nice. Let me say my girl. Yeah. Can I get your number, please? Of course you can. But don't play with me, you know? No, I'm not going to play. Don't play with me because I'm a wancher, you know? Say, I want to blow your back off. I'm going to blow your back out. There you go. I'm going to blow your back out. Let's see what y'all do later. I'm going to go for a dinner. Go for a... With my friend. So you don't want to eat with me? But can I take you for dinner? You can if you're going to pay for it. Of course, miss. I'm bomb-bucklack, gentlemen. Bomb-bucklack, then. Let's go. Bomb-bucklack, then. Come on, then. Come on. Come on, then. Wait, turn around. Pussyclad. I'm coming, my girl. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm bomb-bucklack, my girl. To Pussyclad, to blood clack, my... That was good. That was good. Pomp-pomp, I went from a London accent to his real accent. Bomb-buries, bro. Yeah. Bomb-buries. Well, it was lovely. He's funny. I didn't understand half of the stuff that he was saying, but I liked the energy. Loved the vibe. If he wants to pay for the dinner, he can. Love it. God, me fucked up. I'm not doing that at all. It was a lot of cringe in here, though, but it was still the devil. You know what I'm gonna...