 My gamer headset. I hope nobody claps in fucking cheeks when I go to- BOOM! He needs some milk! Take me like one of your French girls! What? Ligma. Fight! Suck my toes dry. I want you to milk my toes like a cow. I want you to stick those toe udders right in front of me and let me milk them! I don't care if you don't want to be milked. I will milk you. Senses said before death. FBI OPEN UP! Ladies and gentlemen, is this- is this the first- I hope so. If you guessed yes, this is the first ever Hawaiian wheel of mud. Then milk your udders. Because that is correct. Get some help. It is 1,000% correct. This is the first Aloha Wheel of Mud. Having a blast out here. I'm starting to get a little sunburnt. Obviously, I've been here for a while. I'm getting a little darker though. That's cool. I'm getting better surfing. I've met this kind of hot Hawaiian chick. Shiiiii! No, she won't be in any videos. In my past four women experiences, they have seen a lot of harassment. Serves them right for women. Am I right you guys? No, but actually, not gonna happen. Either way, I'm having a good time if you guys are wondering. Not that you're gonna shit, right? I'm just a video monkey, right? Booga booga! Make wheel of mud video monkey! Booga booga! Huge stuff happened those since last episode. So let's get into it prime time wide receiver got a power up Why the hell they dropped that this late in the season and not when he came out? I don't know but cool. So I got basically a plus one at every attribute for that next up. Oh my god I'm literally the prestige God prime time corner also gets a 99 draft passed along with Darius sleigh This is a golden ticket. These are golden ticket corners 99 99 98 99. He's insane He's literally insane on top of that Jamal Adams gets a gold 99 I like Jamal Adams personally. I think he gets way too much hate But I have no idea why he gets so many good cards this year He did not have a stellar year play pretty solid He was injured for the start and they've given him so many upgrades like I got another golden ticket safety basically so Awesome next up. I did change my abilities a little bit. We haven't seen night train lane at free safety Yes, we're gonna see that today's episode. I gave Anthony Walker deflator I gave Jamal Adams deflator and forcer and then I took edge threat off of TJ Wa so many people online are running secure protector It's kind of nullifying Aaron Donald TJ Wa so my edge is gonna be a little less dominant But I have a lot more hit sticking power right now I have Jamal Adams and Anthony Walker who are going to hopefully continue to cough up a lot of fumbles Honestly, the only reason we won our last Super Bowl was because deflator Jamal Adams was ruining everybody's day So I'm just gonna keep doing that plus even more with enforcer in today's episode. I'd love to build on the offensive line I'd love another wide receiver pullback wouldn't even be that bad. I use those more than I thought I would all right boys You know the rules. Let's get this real spinning see how we can add to the squad and we'll go from there That's how it works. You're 95 jackpot. Hey, they've granted me too much power here though. I love the spin I love the spin, but I'm gonna do something stupid with it. I kind of want a real free safety I haven't used night train lane at free safety yet, and I feel like he might actually be pretty good So maybe I shouldn't jump the gun. Yeah, let's not let's see. I almost did some stupid Let's fill a position. We have to fill. I feel like the rest of my positions can honest to God get the job done Let's get a left tackle, bro. I'm not trying to get screamer. Let's get a 95 overall left tackle I'm 1000% going with the brick of Shaw Ferguson because you can't tell me that's not the most savage name You've ever heard in your whole life. In fact, I wish my parents had named me to brick a shock However, I think I might be too white for that. I'm not gonna lie Do I look like a Matthew or the brick of Shaw to you? All right, so we're giving him secure protector and I'll have to move around some abilities up front But I know we can make it work. We needed that. All right So the break is up Ferguson is and I'll move around those abilities after the second wheel spin our second wheel spin being being being serious redox 96 to 97 All right, so it's not any serious redox usually I'd have Siri pick well whoa usually I'd have Alexa pick But I do not have an Alexa right now I have Siri so we go time remaining and then our girl here is gonna pick our options are oh my god Our options are Kalil Mack Mark Lewinsky CJ Ham JC Treader Lake and Thomas and Trent Brown night train lane Jam and Davis Darren Waller Cal Fuller all incredible options other than night train lane you suck So we have Siri pick one through ten one is Clomack ten is Trent Brown It goes left to right reads just like a book. So seven is Darren Waller. Hey Siri pick a number one through ten Darn it is that a Darn it that might actually have been really good Why am I saying darn it? That might have been good. You know, I couldn't have asked for much more than that The only actually yeah, I'm being a bitch Matthew be grateful You just made some serious offensive line improvements, which you never do Mark Glowinsky hello there 96 overall right guys we got left tackle right guard that'll probably put my team into the what all right boys 89 overall get to break a shot for good I do not want to lose to break a shot Ferguson or Mike Lewinsky honestly But mainly to bring a shot Ferguson for the meme that means we gotta go hop in this game and win I didn't get any superstars, you know, they're gonna be scoring touchdowns or anything But this is the kind of shit that I need to do to actually win games that I never do in wheel a month So proud of us today, even though it really wasn't in my hands in this season. We're two and two We are out of two straight win streak, which is awesome We did start out really ugly at the side of the season for a 90 defense and 88 offense and 89 overall Let's hop into this game. All this life is a challenger. The challenger has proven So clutch on all these past games. So let's see if we can keep it up right here It's gonna be oh So long fake spike first down though It has been a while the fake spike play is not great But you can scramble out of it if they don't have QB spies slash insane adressures or you can throw the tight end right up the middle So it's possible. I just have to get a first down. That's all sorry I missed that top three, but it looks like he's got golden ticket RG three and as for the right I just got illegal contact Oh It's too early in this game for me to be frustrated. I wonder how we're gonna get that challenge though. It's gonna be fun This is a screen pass maybe. Oh Oh, I was so what are you doing? Playboy Cardi? Playboy Cardi is so high right now. Yo, wait, that's sick I get the X factor even though there was a penalty. What's happening? I'm bringing I trailing down. This is a run This is triple option. No, it's not. It's not. I lied. It was a joke. I'm joking. It was a prank. Oh What is going on? There we go Darius way. I'm blitzing eight and von Bell is over the top Ah, this is bad. Oh Comparising position get there Golden ticket rubber woods is really good. He has a lot of golden tickets on this team Okay, first in ten. We got to try out something new here cuz Let's just go with an inside run. I might get blown up. I don't care third and five Play action here. Oh good blocks boys Dalvin Oh my god, we're moving. Oh Julio Dustin dust on what a corner out for Julio Jones third and five. We got this we got this we got this we got this To regret doing that you are going to regret so much doing that third and three Jamal Adams you get up a little faster. That's a touchdown by the way and very well could be a Sanders touchdown here See how this looks. Oh, no, geez The pressure is getting to me so fast. Did he did he really? No, it's been so long. Let's kill it. They're in ten. Oh shit Wait, is that open? Big time big time big time big time. We're gonna go Dalvin on the misdirection here I have no idea if this is gonna work or not. Well, it's not like I ever know if a place gonna work Okay, Dalvin, I'm gonna go with the draw see if I can hopefully get his users to back up get a couple blocks That's five yards. I don't know what the hell I'm about to do here. I haven't put any thought to it really Oh my god, is that like that dude is running so slow, but it's a touchdown Reggie Wayne 84 overall playboy card You will regret griefing on me. You will regret pitching that ball back Jamal Adams is lit up What ability is that? Universal coverage. Oh Yes, no fucking way. Please submit the tackle. I thought that was an interception No way bad ball. No runtime. Oh That's big this big moments like that that we need but that's okay. One more big stop here Corner up corner up corner up corner up okay. Oh that post in the middle is kind of open. He wants a playmaker That's two should be interceptions, but that's fine fourth and 10. That's a deep field goal You can probably hit that with focus kick you cannot hit that with focus kicker or he just doesn't want it But the defense so far. Oh, no, not the time not the not the time, bro. Are you serious? Am I gonna not be able to Have to do it Jamal Adams. I got to get my fake spike hers down. I have to get it Jamal Adams is having a really good time right now universal coverage still act Then it's three throws three interceptions Let's just get some yards and then go for the fake spike. Yeah, I don't really care how many yards we get Burrows step up. Oh perfect. That's perfect. All right our pretend it Oh, no, we pretend like we're spiking it and then I have to audible. How do I audible? Fake spike one. Can I hot route? No Shit shit. I don't know how to do this. It's not like I run this all the time you guys. I Just got a flag for running fake spike fake spike two has slant routes These are probably the most realistic for a first down. Yeah, I can't hot route anybody. It just wigs the game out All right, so we're gonna look for Julio. Oh My god, he's there wait It wouldn't let me throw it instantly because he's because he's make smoking it, but it worked That's a challenge complete clock is chewing and we're gonna take a two possession. It's third and two. I'm fine with the field goal here That's why I'm doing oh my god How fat of balls do you have to have to go? How massive do my balls have to be? I think I have one attempted throw to Julio over the middle here, right? That was a psychopath laugh by the way But hey, it's 21 to 7 it was 1 7 to 0 and he wants pitched it back on me when he got the ball Ben Roth is burger coming out with the onside kick early And I think they're gonna get it. Oh, no, it's too early. All right. I'm gonna hit him with this Okay, guys. Yeah, you remember when I said nobody wants to block you to have you clowny. I'm gonna be honest I wasn't paying attention. We just see 15 yards though. Let's get a nasty 15-year pick up right here to Dalvin Cook I like going there. That's okay. Let's keep out of the end zone. We'll matter. We have been quite good at that Wow, Mr. Mall Adams has literally had his X vector lit up like dammit of the whole game. Oh big big Oh, hit him guys. I am not on the right guy, but it doesn't matter five. Why baby? It's third one He wants something small. Oh, he's got a big one though You did not I can't believe he came down with that. That was some monster shit right there. I'm impressed. All right That's fine Can we get there do it? He's catching everything. Oh, this is bad, bro I got to be on that trailing in case he runs this Okay, he does it. I Got the middle. I don't have the middle. He just scored I'm low key so happy that I went for that touchdown instead of just the field goal be 14 17 I'd be a lot more worried right now. I mean, I'm still worried, but holy shit I always go from selling a game to securing it to selling it Just back and forth in an infinite cycle. Let's clamp. God. They're taking hits like no other Let's try to blitz. We got to get on the QV, bro. He's got so much time to just think I Came in so hot. Let's go We're hitting so hard third and seven big big big stuff. He has not ran the ball a single time I don't think I don't think he's running the ball once. I don't think he scrambled. Oh shit Speak of the devil and he's gonna reach for it. Yeah, he got that could be another run though All right, that's a stop. We're looking for holy shit. You're kidding. Oh, that's some that's some shit, bro Jamal. Oh, what what fourth and goal you running that ball? Somebody you're shitting me. You did not bro. Yeah, I'm so that perfectly. I'm gonna go put this game away now So now Matt you got a game to put away. He has no inside stuff. I can definitely run the ball Which I don't know why I just realized that first and ten. He should probably know I'm doing the exact same He doesn't care Excellent run by Dalvin. We're putting this game away. Thank God. I went for that touchdown Literally, thank God. I'm just put both here on conservative. I'm gonna keep shooting these inside zone gaps. That was a good play. Oh shit We both get some bullshit my friend third ninches Get there Dalvin game That's game. That was Sketchy business bro sketchy sketchy business Hold that puppy down. Why are you not using your timeouts? This guy is so high playboy. Cardi is in his room So high right now. Oh, he's just barely ice. It feels weird. He didn't use his timeouts. He didn't feel so weird What a weird W. I don't know normally I wouldn't be that excited about a win like that since that guy clearly didn't understand time clock management He did have an insanely good team. He had golden tickets everywhere. Joe burrow with two interceptions two touchdowns Not his best game ten seventy six average seven point six. It's a dumb and the challenge is complete I don't care how we on it with my challenge with complete. I get one pack from the store I would love a right tackle. Holy shit. Did I mean Clon is eating what I'm saying a left guard a left guard as well Both would be nice. Let's see this all the legends fantasy pack cast for us. Literally any right tackle I have a bronze in like I'll take a gold. No, no, no No, no That's unfortunate. Oh, that's left guard. Never mind left guard sweet. I'll get another backup guard I do have a bronze left guarded. So I guess we'll do that Eric Ebron who menu aura an Easter player Adam Shaheen. I Think I want Omen Yorah. I do and I'll take Adam Shaheen and we're gonna back Michael Vick Yo, that's it. Wait, that's it. I was looking at it trying to think if I could use this Do I use him over Anthony Walker? Do I even want to Marcus where I could probably put him at I don't want to I know that was some crack-edge shit That was probably really stupid. But listen my backup hat back right now is ass. I want a half back Michael Vick That's hilarious. I would way rather have that and then that Eddie George We pulled will be my fullback that kind of works and then I did get a left guard which was James Daniels, so now we just need a right tackle and we're in business I did get to see a man Yorah who can go right here too. So yeah overall not bad Yeah, I mean DeMarcus. Where's kind of the pick there? It is like I know that but I don't know. This is cooler Namdi a Samoa. That's the name Namdi a Samoa. That's crazy to me, bro. I really thought it was awesome Oh, I'm so sorry that I'm a bomb, you know that chain light is not bad for you Either 91 overall as we leave off today. Not bad. We need a right tackle, but we're kind of making it work That was a frustrating game. That was hard But it looked like it was an easy dub and then all of a sudden it's hard Reggie Wayne got a touchdown I'll see you boys in next episode. Thanks. Watch us always. Peace out