 Life is like the strange dice roll, you know, you don't know what you're gonna be, where you're gonna end up, you know, you could land into some rich ass family that goes on trips all the time and hates poor people, or you could be some single mother of two working day after day for pennies at a sweatshop, it all depends where you land. Now sometimes I think about that sort of stuff late at night, you know, how random life is, how better or how worse anyone's life can be just based on their birthplace and it's a bit depressing, I'll tell you that. One thing that always cheers me up on my mood as well is by telling myself, you know, life sucks, but damn, I could have been born as a stupid ass plant. A plant! Some stationary beta ass organism sipping on chlorophyll. Even being a tree would make me furious! I'd be the angriest great oak in the world just yelling my entire existence. Please don't tell me I'm a tree. Please. No! No! Hey Ronald, do you hear something? Not at all, Lewis. In fact, today seems so peaceful I might just have a picnic under this friendly tree right here. I could have been one of those little creepy ass niggas that claw their way out of the ground every few years, you know, just annoying the fuck out of everybody. Like why are you here? Why? You literally sleep for 17 years and then live for 17 minutes. You should be using this time wisely! Imagine being a fish. A fish. I apologize, I saw my vegan fans, but I swear fish only exist to be eaten. They serve no other purpose. They hear predators coming and they're just like, hey guys, instead of trying to run away from the predators, let's start swimming in a circle to make it easier for them to pick us off. That's a great idea. Why would they pay you the big bucks, boss? Side note, I always notice how whenever fish swim, they swim in schools. And the reason they do this is because it's some sort of survival method where they're more likely to live and then reproduce because it gives other fish more time to escape after one of them gets caught out, right? So they swim one behind the other, one behind the other, just follow whatever's in front of them because, you know, they're little pluses and everything like that, right? But there's always this one fish that's in front, that's in charge of the group's movement. I bet that fish thinks he's so cool. He thinks he's a fucking baller, bro. He's probably thinking, yeah, that's right. I'm the alpha fish. Listen here, fishy, and listen good. If I found you on the ocean floor, I would body slam your puny ass. You ain't no baller, nigga. Scoop back a few inches, aye? But worst of all, imagine being phytoplankton. Phytoplankton, it's like these photosynthetic organisms that float around in the sea. So you get both the beta chlorophyll bullshit from the plants combined with the dumb ass survival tactics from the fish. If I were born a phytoplankton, what could I even do? I don't even think I'd have the intelligence to get angry. I'd just be sitting there like...