 All right, I waited till past the last minute to do this. It's Halloween afternoon now I'll be posting this in the evening and you'll be watching it on your cell phone on the toilet in the morning Okay, here we go. This is my list of the top five inappropriate sexy Halloween costumes now I've limited myself to store-bought manufactured costumes not custom cosplay and only things that I've seen by chance over the years I didn't go looking for stuff the starting point as you can imagine is the inappropriate sexy children's character There's the typical things like these that are often just a dress with a logo or a face painted on them But there are also Legit costumes like these. I have no problem with Daphne and Velma here. They're actually really nice But then we have number five Yeah, I mean making the dog sexy Scooby-Doo isn't even an anthropomorphic animal like Mickey Mouse or Yogi Bear. He's just a dog All three of these by the way $90 each on Amazon 90 Speaking of animals all these years I've been looking for a sexy grumpy cat costume, and I haven't seen one not one not even a cosplay And I've been looking Okay, this next one isn't so much offensive as it is just mystifying. I Mean, I don't get it This is a corporate mascot from like 1912 And now speaking of corporate mascots number four No, no This one really rubs me the wrong way for some reason. I mean she's a sexy girl They all are but no And while we're still talking about children's mascots. Here's number three Ah This reaches the absolute bottom. I don't even get how this was made. I Mean those masks Those are legit Bert and Ernie. The only thing I can think is that The masks were licensed and then the company Made the rest themselves. I don't know it's All right moving on number two Yes, this is sexy Hulk Hogan Just know, okay, this is a real person and it's not even a sexy real person and Not a girl person But I found another one just this week that has an even higher ick factor. I Mean it's Donald Trump for fuck's sake But this one doesn't make my official list and you know why? Because it's not immediately obvious who it is when I first saw it. I thought it was Hannah Hart. I Did so it's a horrible horrible Misuse of sexy costumers, but it doesn't make my list because it's a fail Now before I go on to number one you may have noticed that most of the costumes I've been showing you have been coming from yandy.com They are not sponsoring this video and I am not promoting them They just seem to have a bit of a corner on the offensive costume market online. I Mean, this is the front page of their website right now. The sexy Native American dress is Very frowned upon right now, but there it is Okay, now for number one We're going completely off the rails. I started this list with a sexy girl dressing as a dog But now Number one This is a real thing. I didn't make this up The sexy schoolgirl dress by itself is problematic for a number of reasons, but but You put this on your dog on your little dog Happy Halloween