 Dyna'r ysgol yng Nghymru. Fy nesaf. Felly mae'n rhaid i'r ffordd ymlaen. Mae'n gŵr 27 o gyd yn ysgol, mae'n gŵr i'r ffordd. Felly mae'n gŵr, mae'n gŵr i'r cyfeirio gyda Ned. Mae'n gŵr i'r ffordd yw'r gwaith, ac mae'n rhaid i'r rhaid i'r ffordd. Felly mae'n gŵr i'r ffordd. Felly mae'n gŵr. Dyna unrhyw unrhyw, welterwr arrion. Those windows, but a canvas, When you're still waiting for the snow to fall, doesn't really feel like Christmas at all. I look old handles on they come, all day at they go, And I'm hoping for it once you hold on A chapel is of hope like some drunken of the singing I go singing out of tune Singing how I always loved the darling And I always will For when you're still waiting for the snow to fall Doesn't really feel like Christmas at all You're still waiting for the snow to fall Doesn't really feel like Christmas at all Those Christmas lights light up the street Down where they see and see me May all your troubles you Those Christmas lights keep shining on Those Christmas lights light up the street Maybe they'll break a vaccine Then all my troubles will be gone Those Christmas lights keep shining on Those Christmas lights light up the street Down where they see and see me May all your troubles you Those Christmas lights keep shining on Those Christmas lights light up the street Down where they see and see me May all your troubles you Those Christmas lights light up the street Down where they see and see me I'm a renowned for getting into other people's cultures One of your specialities Here we are this week Are you feeling excited? Have you got your stuff done? What do you need to do? I'm not anyone around to do it It's DPD every in the postman I don't imagine they'll bring the stuff Some of the stuff is just sat on a warehouse floor That's just the way it is You could literally go out and get some stuff No, no, have you been out there? Have you stepped outside and checked it out? I have been out, not a lot I think the key to negotiating Such rocky, choppy waters And that terrain is very much And this is why you won't venture out Is very much go out first thing in the morning It's not what I knew when I said it Already I've started to think I'm saying something totally alien If you have to get out there and get your hands dirty, it really does But what if everybody thinks like that? I mean somewhere, obviously I'm not saying you'd go out and walk around Unscad, unscad But once you get past half 10 and the litter You've got no chance I've always relied on the internet I think this is a great year to connect back with shops This is a good year to connect It's just the man that's just told me DPD is bringing most of your presses No, but that's because I put so much time and effort into Toffy TV I am stretched and I can possibly go out there to You literally have a shopping park about 90 seconds from me Amazon land, which is... Listen, everyone does it in the way they do it I would say this has been a great year to reconnect Because the companies... The posts on strike are fair play to them Solidarity brothers, also with the nurses And the train drivers and the train staff And they've stretched every and DPD and all the other people to the limit So a lot of people... Santa will be late for a lot of people this year I believe including my niece and nephew It's stretching the holiday period, isn't it? It is It's making Christmas longer What I might do is... I've had this before where a couple of gifts have turned up The latter part of the Christmas week in between two Bams them under the tree New Year's Eve Got a present to open New Year's Day, but you don't normally Do you think we should go to Exit Time or Straight to Penalties? The Christmas... Oh, OK Now Exit Time I think for Christmas But for football matches very much Straight to Penalties No one needs the extra half an hour No, but I think that Christmas I think if things don't turn up at time Maybe add a little bit of jeopardy Maybe pick your kids against each other The winner gets all the presents Very much like the well called father At the end you have one child who's crying Who's in bits on the floor The other one has got the toy of loft I thought you meant Won't it go now? Celebrating Won't it go now? Telling everyone he was better I think that could be the future Almost like the Hunger Games But for Christmas Fair, listen I think it's the future Listen, whatever But there you go Hello to everybody who has wished us happy Christmas Happy Christmas to you both Let us know where you're watching from It's a tradition we do every year Let us know where you're watching from That will be a segment at some stage Don't come in too soon I'll say I'll never find it But there you go Toblerone says there's an effect on the screen Like flashing it It's snowing It's snowing in the thing Duck duck goose fan says this guy's better than Ed Sheeran There you go And I said Ed Sheeran's formed up and he's fuming Maybe he played a bit of Ed Sheeran Maybe you know the You know what? He played me a little bit of Ed Sheeran before And he was good Kevin says Merry Christmas to Peir Bars Ned And all the others are toffee TV And everyone who's a blue There you go Where are we? That keeps datting down Steven, Lisa's I live in a small town With very little shops and all closed on over the years Online is basically the only way I can get stuff now That is very sad isn't it That that's where it's gone to And that's why we're so reliant on Jay Monty says I'm a bit gay in here Ned Mae Mike so you need to show that out Apparently I'm a bit gay in here I don't even know what that means Mike Cosgrove said he couldn't come in and Damn kids football He's basically got a recuperate after Referring the World Cup fan He's given us the help He's blacked us in here We'll have while we're doing the show We'll have some trips down memory lane Funny things that we've done in the past Whether they be football challenges Or whatever else we've done I can't really think about what else we've done But Ned will be getting on the guitar a few times We are supposed to be having a FIFA challenge I don't know how quite I was going to work with three of us Ned was still working out the fine details Right up to five o'clock So it might happen, it might not Butters It depends if Ned knows where to put the right wire It's not like National Lampoon Where he's trying to put the lights on And he's like one wire That's what it's like If anything goes off You know exactly what you're doing I've heard those words before, Ned And then you went out and bought a car The Matty Booche has affy Christians Every on a trophy TV and all the blues Out there Okay, where are we? Where are we? Watching from Halton Village Which is Kevin 10 minutes on Finch 5 And Liam lives round the corner from Finch 10 minutes on Finch Probably not even that far What's first on the agenda then? What are we diving into first? We're just having a little This is just the opening segment I'm through the opening segment I see this the other day You're having a buffet for Christmas dinner Is there a theme? No idea You'll just see when you get there I just rock up with my non-alcoholic days Fair play And I'll just see what's there Whatever's there's there Whatever's not there's not there That's Christmas for you Get used to it kids This is the reality of the Britain we're now living There might not even be lechi Might be a fire Might be heat That's Britain for you 2022 I love to live with you Yeah I'm the realest Happy days It's happy days What I do is I get there And there's something not there It's not there This is another life Moves too quick I mean what are you Moves to I didn't expect you'd say nothing I don't know Fac telio sy'n rhoiadh yng nghymffref But you gonna kick off and get off That's the point I'm not The point you're saying Like now Now really The point I'd expect The point is The point is This is thing of There's nothing if this doesn't monaster If that doesn't If able if If something is not there, if your presence hasn't arrived or whatever, the outfit hasn't arrived for you, just get on with life and just move on to the next day Everton play and all will be good in the well. You know, too much pressure on one day. I feel like you're getting excited now that Everton are back. That's how I feel. 100% Not happening now. I just feel like that, you know. I'm going to go down to Bramley Mordoch with a big microphone screaming at them. No, but it's Bramley Mordoch. Scream at the workers to get back to work. Build it faster! Build it faster! It's the only joy I've got. Scream at the machinery. Where are you from? This fella's got the doughies gone. Brian Gass, I'd say a season's greetings to all the Trophy TV and regular contributors. Even all the premiers too from Vasteras, Sweden. Praying for a stable, evident new year. I like what you've done there. You've used a Christmas story and you've built evidence being stable in there. I like that, Brian. Have you had any reindeer, Brian? Have you had any starche? That's the coat on, I think. Is it cold there, Brian? Sweden? Have you had snow? What is it? Tell us. What it is like in Vasteras at the moment in Sweden. We had the cold for a couple of weeks and as it likes to do in this country, it's like that. Christmas is coming. Get the heating up lads and just taste the temperature back up in time for Christmas Day. Bad knobbeds. That's what it is now. Bad knobbed. Owner of the weather. GDR is watching from Crookane in Somerset. Jonathan Everton, great name. Is watching from Middlesbrough. Middlesbrough. Glen is watching from Briley Hill, West Midlands. Is right, Brian. Rondon the legend, watching from Notty Ash, still hasn't obviously left ever, but still maintaining his place in Notty Ash, which is some other place. I do. I applaud that. Martin Edwards is absolutely briching it for the rest of the season. I think we will go all the best. Well, you finished on a positive day, Martin, didn't you? People have just looked in the comments there. People are saying, I need to chill out, and I'm a screwed, and I'm like the Grinch, and I'm like, no, I'm exactly the opposite. What I'm saying is, people need to chill out for Christmas, not get all ffumin about what they're having for today or what presents, I'm the opposite. I don't think they're all ffumin. I'm saying chill out, I'm saying whatever happens, happens, arrive, and just chill out if you're going somewhere for dinner or whatever. I think people will be chilling at the moment. I think people will get it all wrong. I think people will get stressed out over Christmas. I think people will be chilling to chill out. If presents arrive, or they don't arrive, just chill. I feel like you're chilled. I'm chilled as a chill. CJ says, all right lad, city fan here. Have you boys ever been to Main Road? Haven't you been to Main Road many times, CJ? It wasn't always a great trip. I'll be honest. I went three times. I went one nil. Peter Beardsley, lost one nil. Deijun Heath, was it that one? No, no, it was Carl Griffiths. The day before Brian Houghton took over when Jimmy Gable was in charge. And the other time I went, it was the last game of the season, first Premier League season. My first away trip on my own. When I say on my own with my mates, on the back of a band's travel bus, we won five-two. It was just the perfect day. Studd on the kippax, while it was a double can to throw it throughout. Brilliant. The last time I went to Main Road, on Elchegor a Hatrach, we got B3 won. Rodri, you go with the free kick for us off the stadium. Great day. Fair play, great times. We had all black hitter. But yeah, I went to Main Road, I didn't need to go to the winner. I didn't quite a few times to Main Road. I didn't go to that five-two I was playing, but what a performance. I pray he's going all in that, when he just cuts in and whips it. Tremendous. Where are we here? O'r right boys, have a good Christmas from the Yid army. Cheers mates, all the best to you. Peir dynnu is a screwed. What a tremendous one. That's a good shout, Matty. It's not a good start. It's painted me all wrong. It's painted me all wrong. Gdi, the eye says I've got the mother-in-law staying, so no chance of chilling here, the devil woman. That's a bit harsh. I don't see sick on that in it. I don't see sick on that. That's very sick on that. She's the devil woman. The mother-in-law. Jesus, she comes in and... Oh my God. Mudlaw's come, you've got kids. Mudlaw comes, look after those kids. We're going after girls for you later. Think differently about Brenda and I bet you see changes. Exactly, think more positive. Brenda does her favor when you look after the kids. I've been going for a couple of years. It's the only tune for life, so I wish everyone of Everton and Sophie TV and Merry Christmas all the best for boxing. Cheers mate, and you, your boys still flying. Will the good wind, of course. Where are we? Mark Agamon says all the best from Australia, all the best for 2023. I tell you, I did probably Christmas there. I don't think you're that far at everything. Phil Young says, yeah, that's the one, everyone just chill out all the best, lads. O'r best, lad. Sophie says Merry Christmas on wave at 3th Reubenbox yn Ddeibyr Alun. Come on, Sophie. Keep smiling. Keep smiling, don't dread it. A Kyve says Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah, guys. She says a Kyve, all the best. Has a Kyve just been to Qatar? Did you go to Qatar a Kyve? Is it the same a Kyve? I don't know. I don't think we have too many Kyves in this book. There you go. I'm sure that's the same a Kyve. You went to Qatar? Maybe you did. Maybe you did went to Sheikwadol Lane. Right, we are going to take our first little trip down memory lane. So it's going to go over to the Nedman, I think. I was not going to go into you. See you in a minute. I've got all the control. Right, penalty shoot out. Me and Carmers was bad and fed. Let's do this. I'm going to slash it out of his knees. Hopefully it doesn't break and it will go in. Is that your feeling? He's got the best keeper in the world in Ned. He's got great trackies on. You scored this one, Pead. You thought you were going to command him positionally. Old speed of the youngs. Whenever you're ready, son, go on. Go on son, go on. There we go. That was good on my back and we're on Ned. So off we go Ned. I think so, yeah. Ready to go son, go. I'm going to play an original song. I released this in November. It's on. Wherever you listen to the music, you can have a stream it or you can buy it off iTunes. But it's on Spotify for music and all that. It's called Beating Off Your Heart. Well done Ned. An original song available on iTunes. Everywhere Spotify. All of those. The beating of your heart. Or my heart. What is it? Your heart or my heart? The beating of my heart. The beating of your heart by Matty Lam. So there you go. Get it sorted. Dei fy ffon i den pen, dwi'n loch yn bach. I literally finished painting a loft and saying I'd love to have a cake about. You were dinking left foot ones over cam, it was six foot ninety three. Ned thought you could play one two off a post. But it's great times. Great times, won't it? Great times. We had intended to go and record the new footage for this one but obviously Ted was away in a night gorill and there was a freeze where we would have normally gone. So we couldn't even use that anyway but great times. A few more little trips down memory lane. Some people were loving the pens there. Baz is still in his work here, says Matty. I mean Baz is the toffee TV message, the one from BasicSig. But I think he's just trying to be nice. Go pen that. I haven't quite asked until my pens were all extremely amazing. Well fair play. I mean views on spaces, these penalties from Baz are outrageous placement. I mean my penalties were all in the corner. I don't think we need to do that today. You know. You know. We'll get on to it. It was good. We'll get on to it tremendous when we watch some of the other stuff. You have it tremendous. You do have it tremendous. I'm not having a go at you and no one else's. Feels like death. The comments have been very vindictive. I'm going to pen that pen. Penks here. There you go. There you go. Don't have to mess it. You know. The state level's initial. Well, I've just gone up to see another couple. Dave Pusas, Merry Christmas guys from Wisconsin. Thank you for all your content here to a much better 2023 for the toffies. Thank you very much mate. Absolutely. Okay. I've key for the go to cat. Met some blues. See. Told ya. So there you go. I'm on it with a car bonnet. You are. There's Merry Christmas to all the lads on Toffy TV and all the toffies from my county Durham Toffy. Robert Evans is watching from East Kilbride in Scotland. Tremendous. Vaughan is watching from Orange Cake. Says happy Christmas lads. Do you people love on the penalty shoot out still? Cam has got his tights on says Kevin. Be maw. O seddon says get bars up front he'll do bits. Toby says cams are bars reliable. As the DPD in charge of pets nice and net use presents. I think so. I think so. There you go. Views on space says go ahead Ned son. Music man says Ned you need to take your voice up maw. Cos your guitar's a bit. So we'll show that Damian says happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas from Miami. You will do. Sand. Views on space says Ned at least Ed Sheeran make sure his voice is loud. I can't sound and play it. You can. You literally can. Alex says Merry Christmas from Whitby Island Washington. I'm in the middle. Sit down. Don't look at the answers. No one's looking. We're going to have a quiz now. We're going to have a quiz. Ashley says the traitor on BBC is great. It is great. It is great. I'll move over. I'll move over. I'll move over. I'll move over. You know, you don't want to put on the present. Now it just turns up. Fair play. Kev Rex says Merry Christmas. Happy New Year to everyone on Toffy TV. Thank you for all your hard work and massive thanks for helping all of us evertronians. Get through the last 12 months. Let's hope for a drama free 2023. Thank you very much mate. Adam says one of my highlights has to be bars when you can see that against Liverpool on Perch and Bar's boot at the cushion. Not sure I've ever seen Perch laugh so hard. But about that time we were playing on the couch tip though. Not nearly went. That was funny. We should have got that clip. That was your brilliant clip. We should have got that. Chris Bain says what if the knotting about you guys ever go Christmas? Have we Christmas? Chris? Remember when we were doing that little series with the red men? They practiced upstairs and we never played with you. We started ending up with a cob on. We ended up not speaking for days. Gaz says last day in work until New Year's Day. So looking forward to watching this show with a few beers when I finish at 8pm. Thanks for your amazing content and the premiere night over the year. You fellas almost make the pain of being an evertonian with it. Almost. Almost. Cheers. He does say almost. We're going to have a quiz. Ned has done a quiz. Have you got your notepad? I've got one of you. Ready? OK. There you go mate. So this quiz is a Christmas quiz right? OK. And we're going to ask the question. Give your time to answer. Give the audience a minute to answer. OK. And then I want the answer before the next question. For the purpose of television. Isn't that how quizzes work? Generally how quizzes. No, like a pub quiz. You get the answers at the end. Oh no they don't now because they do it on the app. OK. So essentially like OK. So is it like one for me or is it one question? OK. OK. OK. You got a point. OK. How many questions? Ten. There's ten questions. OK. OK. Right. Are we ready? OK. Is everybody at home ready? This is Ned's quiz. So if you're ready. This is going to be amazing. Get like a notebook or something. This is going to be... Or just shout at your telly. We can't hear you anyway. Unless you're next door. There you go. I mean unless you're next door. What would you need a notebook for? Just to write down those questions. So do what though? Would you show? Draw a picture while they're playing. Just maybe to keep a record of what you've done. Yeah. They want to tell you about their points as well. I don't know. Come on then. Right. Are we ready? Ready. Question one. It's a nice easy one. OK. Home Alone 2. Which city does Kevin get lost in? OK. Don't be copying of each other. I'm not. I'm not copying. I'm here all the way. Right. Literally hardly on the screen. I'm sure the audience has got that one. Have you never seen Home Alone 2? Kevin does indeed get lost. This whole family were going on a trip to Florida. But during that, going to Florida Process in the airport, Kevin just follows someone else to a terminal. That isn't his dad. I think this is dad. And if you want to reveal your answers. New York City? New York City. Manhattan, New York City. Yeah, that's true. He does go to New York City. He gets on the wrong plane. His family go to Florida and he goes to New York City. OK. One point of bars and one point of ped. Thank you. OK. I'll just put a big tick. Did anyone else get New York City in the comments? I'm not going to look, am I? That would be. Well I'm not asking the question. Well that's OK. I'm sure he did. It's generally for us, isn't it? Right. Question two. OK. I want you to get the spelling as well. I'll piss off. Right. Number two. What's Merry Christmas in Spanish? I won't get this right. I'll get it right but I don't know whether... I might get it right. I'll get the word. I'll get the word. I'll get the spelling. I'll get the spelling. I've got it wrong. I've got it right for me. Really? You should be sitting here and I should be sitting here, shouldn't I? That would make sense, wouldn't it? What do you want to swap? Because you're like the quiz master general. I feel like what you really should do is ask the eight questions without giving the answers. Move over a bit. No, I'm not doing that. For the favourite television. I've no idea. OK. Right. So I'm going to go three, two, one and I don't want you to say it. Move over a bit. All right. I'm glad I asked. Right. Go on then. I'm glad I asked you, you fat bitch. That's not when we see. That's not Christmasy. Yeah, go on. Leave us die, are we? Go on then. Right. Three, two, one. Felith navidad. Felith navidad. Felith navidad. You get two points. You get two points. Well done, gentlemen. Three points? Two points. It's not a ten but it's not a ten. No, no. Well ten questions. Yeah, OK. That's like a bonus quiz. It might be some other bonus points like I haven't decided. OK, great. It's not a ten, is it? Number three. Yeah. What should you do under missile so? I'm going to give you a bonus point if you name something else which is even better. No! No! You can't do that! Let's not then. What should you do under missile so? OK. Kiss. Yes. Yeah. Correct. You get a point each from the right end of the point. Thanks, Ned. Don't forget to write your two points next to this. Oh, you're right. I have one, two, six. And this is six there. Great. OK, yeah. Question number four. Yeah. Who wrote how the Grinch stole Christmas? Oh, um... There we go. Have you seen the film, Grinch? One. Great, innit? Is it that? Dr Seuss. Is indeed Dr Seuss. You are. Correct. You get a point each. Thanks, Ned. Thanks, thank you. Do you remember last year when they just weren't getting any answers right? I think we got both of them. This year I made it slightly different. I don't remember last year if I'm honest. OK. You got about three right? John got one which was a guess. I think I won, though. Yeah, you won. Yeah. How's it been seeing you and John? Oh, you were terrible. Cam got two. Cam got one, you got three. Cam was bladdered though. He'd had two sips of that bottle of beer, he remember. And he could've just upstroke something. Kick things over and then... Tried to eat a dairy milk full like this. Yeah, he did, actually. Next. Right. Other chocolates are available. Question number five. What was Joseph's job? Is this really a Christmas? Yeah. I mean, you couldn't be any more Christmas either, be fair. You could. What was Joseph and Mary? What was Joseph's job? OK. On the dole. I could have given you, like... He wasn't on the dole. He wasn't on the dole. He could have, yeah. Was he a zoology keeper? No, he wasn't. Right. Three, two, one. Reveal yourself. He got water. He got water. Carpenter. Carpenter. Absolutely spot on there. You're on a roll. You've got not got one wrong, yeah. Mm. Jinxed it now. Right. What colour? No, I'm sorry. Number six. By the way. What colour are the berries on a mistletoe? OK. Right? Yeah. Three, two, one. Reveal yourself. White. Red. The answer is white. It's white. OK. Barry takes the lead. Ooh. Squared it in back, put it back. You know automatically think red, but they're not. It's slightly unfair. This quiz, to be honest. Cos, like, you're really Catholic. And you're living out. What was that? What was that? Because Catholic people... Because I'm a Catholic, I know that the berries are white. Catholic people have to watch how we're going to. And Catholic people have to be good at life. It's your holiday, isn't it? It doesn't matter. It's your holiday. It's your holiday. It's my holiday. It's my holiday. God, just for you. Jesus was a Catholic, by the way. Oh, was he not? No. No. He's Jewish. He's Jewish, yeah. Yeah, that's true. Right? Bistletoe was a morphocatholic thing, isn't it? No. It's literally not. It's a holiday thing. All right. I didn't know that. I apologise if anyone has been offended by the floppy. Number seven. Question number seven. You got a point by the way. I know with it. Cos I got it right. What is the best-selling Christmas single? I think the best-selling, most-sold single. I'm going to guess. I'm going to guess. I'll change. I'll change. I bet you're right that I'm wrong. I've changed it. Actually, no, I'm changing. I'm changing. Hang on. And then if you're looking at my answers, I'm making noises that is cheating, which automatically I win the quiz. I'm just trying to mind you off. Are you both happy? No, but... What did you have? I've got White Christmas. What did you have? I had White Christmas, but I rubbed it out and put Band-Aid. What's your first answer? All I want for Christmas. The answer is White Christmas. I rubbed it out as well. You've got a point. I rubbed it out. I was like, no! That doesn't matter, does it? Question number eight. Who recorded the original White Christmas? Who sang the original song? I don't know. You've got a chance to pull one back here. I don't know. I'm going to go with this, but I know that. Hang on. I don't think he wrote it, did he? I have no idea. I'm just guessing. It's not Michael Bubley. No-one thought that. Although he sings the best version of every Christmas song. Does he, though? Yeah, his voice is... Does he sing the same? Does he sing White Christmas better? He doesn't sing Last Christmas either? No. Somewhere, anytime Michael Bubley sings a fairy-crash. Okay, I've gone for three, three, one. Bincrosby. Bincrosby. You are both correct. Thank you. You have a point each. I haven't been in. It actually wrote it, though, didn't it? Good left back. Well, it's very good left back. Left first? We've got two more questions. Okay. Okay. Question nine. Yeah. Who plays the Prime Minister in Love Acturally? I know who it is, but I can't think who it is. I mean, to be fair... I can see his face. I know who it is. Ped, ped, ped, this is my holiday, don't remember. I get it, right? That's why. Only Catholics know this. No. It's like a secret hanchukes. Tyfu gyda'r corengau gwahanol y dyfodol. 3, 2, 1... gave grant. Correct. May be this is a bit too easy. No, it's not because I got two wrong. It's not that easy. King of the Catholics over there smashing it. Mike holiday just for me. Right. Number ten is the final question. In what year was Band-Aid, do they know it's Christmas released? Do you know what? Am Tormatry then, I'm gonna go with this one but this might be wrong. I think it's wrong. You are both correct. I was thinking it's a 1985. What film came out in 1984? Cyn jod yn y pwg yn 1984? Cyn jod yn y pwg! Tallywch eich gwybod Fwg yn y ffordd, gallwch yn y pwy ffilm yn 1984? Rwy'n meddwl o'r casio. Yn amniad. Nollad Fwg yn y pwg. Yn amniad yn 1983. Yn amniad yma er un i 87, Cyn ymワther. Wrth gwrs 11. Mae'r gweithio arnau nine. Felly mae'r cwisrwyr wedi weld 11 ydy. Rydyn ni'n rhoi'n gofyn yn fcyrydoedd nhw au rhan o'r cyffredin Chuny. Wrth gwrs, mae'r cyflig yw'r cyflig! Rydyn ni, rydyn ni'n gofyn yn oed yn rhoi swydd y bwysig ddod i'w gofyn. Rydyn ni'n gofyn yn oed. Ond nid yw'r rhaid i bwysig, nid yw'r cwisrwyr diwethaf yn phrathodd. Llywydd, yn bod ni'n gofyn yn gweithio'r cyflig. Roedd yn ei go. I will pray for a white Christmas every year. I don't think that's true. I do. I don't know a lot of people don't. There you go. That was brilliant. Thank you very much Ned, that was brilliant. I was a waste of ten minutes. I'm a great man. I should do pub quizzes. I liked that. I thought that was good. Well done. Well done. You've made a quiz. You've kept it going. You can't say it was rubbish just for the catholic. Adi saes adi rada, saes Adi chrysmynes soffi TV Ffamilie, love from Soham in Cambridge, shia. Alex saes, can you hear the chorus on Spotify? Cos your voice was obviously a bit too quiet. I'll turn the game up now so the next one. Kevin saes Adi chrysmynes from the USA. Kevin Craft says, come on, Ped, we love you mate. I don't feel I can get in the love. You did well. You did well. He meant before, he meant because people were so much like Baz's pens being amazing but mine weren't. About being being a Grinch when I'm clearly not. You scored them all didn't you? Yeah of course I did. Of course I did. And you were wearing that jumper in November so. Exactly, there you go. People played the quiz and quite liked it. I think I'm the one who's leasing to Christmas out of all of us three. That's cos you haven't got a girlfriend. Thanks for that. I don't know, I don't know. That's just that. I don't know why I can't get into it. Christmas is like a family thing isn't it? I put Miracle on 34th Street on yesterday and it's like, I'm so bored. And I normally love that film. That's a tremendous film. The kid was doing me in yesterday. Yeah the kid's annoying. Child actors. Which kid was it? Which film? Would you rather? 94. Would you rather that? Would you rather the ad like really just small people playing children? No I've had lots of such things. Like playing sweet nativity. Adults playing the children is brilliant. Is it though? Yeah cos they're better at playing kids than kids. Ah di though. Cos kids acting don't become, not kids they just become. They're just kids though aren't they? They just become terrible actors. David Gilbert says tell Ned the girlfriend isn't just for Christmas. No. I never said girlfriend I'm not asked. Save me a lot of money this Christmas. You're just full of bloody Christmas vibes you know. That will be being spent on a new guitar probably. Yeah full of Christmas vibes Ned. Black horse is going to be the place to be on Christmas day with you and Cam. It's going to be the place to be. There you go. Where are we? Right what's next? I'm just going to write a couple of these. Yeah Pates is in the comments. Hello Pates. He should really be here. Cos she lost a car in Tesco. Oh yeah yeah. When she said I'll come in lads in my little centre outfit. I thought with words in here. She was coming in people with what the people wanted but then she lost the car. Car disappeared. But I ain't got it. I said suffering a bit of a heat wave at the moment. Temperatures between plus two and minus four. Last two weeks enjoyed loads of snow and minus 15. People ice skating slal and cross country skiing. You should take a holiday to the ice hotel up north. The entire hotel has carved a nice. That doesn't sound very safe. Sounds cold. Gary Waters good tune Ned. Chris Byrne says this break from Everton has been nice hasn't he? He's been delightful. Josh Foy says Merry Christmas guys. Thank you for all the brilliant content. It was a pleasure to meet you all in Baltimore. All the best from Canada. I'll be in Liverpool for the first time in eight years. Come April. Can't wait to watch Everton play live at Goddison against Fulham. Soon change. Josh, let us know when you're here and see us. Paz is watching from Kitchen at Ontario Canada. Merry Christmas to the Tsofi TV lads. You guys get me through the day. I heard Everton were beating Villa Tunil behind closed doors. No idea. No idea. Brian says who the hell looks at missiles though? Something else in mind surely. Poisonous as well. Is it the berries? Are the berries poisonous? I just know the berries are white. That was all I know. That was the question. Why are they? I'm going why are you? Why are you? It's the real berries. The real berries on a Christmas day. Mum was like why have you made them white? Why have they made berries white on a bush that grows naturally? Because you can't eat them. I generally didn't know. It was a natural bush. When was the last time you seen natural bush? A natural missile so never. You can't think about it right. You can't ask. It's not a catholic thing. I'm not a heriatologist. I don't know about plants. I just know the berries. I never went to Sunday school. What kind of catholic are you? A late one? A late one? We're going to our next vid because I need a drink. And Ned has just come up with some tremendous things. So there is a clip for you. I think you'll enjoy it. A couple of minutes. There you go. You stand in ten minutes left and you're at the end of the road. It was snow as well. And then I remember thinking just don't slip. A mini-lei was in goal. He saved two in my penalty before. I went down the middle and I never go down the middle. So I knew where I was going the day before. I always practised the day before. So I know where I'm going. I knew I was going down the middle. I remember just thinking if I go down the middle. And he started to kill me. But obviously he dived. He was studying me as well. He's never seen me go down the middle. I caught it nice. So that was a great thing. That was tremendous. To get the point was brilliant. And then we got to Newcastle in school. The winner up there as well. With another place I ate. Slyder in it and we got a big winning. 10 goals a Christmas. I totally agree with you. You're one of those players. You wanted to be involved in the game. You dropped back and get involved. But you didn't have a centre forward. I didn't you. I know Don was coming through. When Sam came in and spoke about me playing in the field. He actually wanted a bit more control in the field. That's why he's moving me back there. And then Dominic was doing a little bit better. And the way Sam plays, if you are going more direct. It's better having Dominic up there. So that was the reason why really. I demanded a man playing in the field. And trying to actually get us playing a little bit. And then both. I do think of a stable top. I would be in the round 20 goals I feel. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 20. 23. 24. 24. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. Let's hope it's a good one without any fears So this is Christmas for weak and for strong For rich and for poor ones the road is so long So happy Christmas for black and for white For yellow and red ones let's stop all the fight And a very, very Christmas and a happy new year Let's hope it's a good one without any fears So this is Christmas, what have you done? Another year over, a new watch has begun So happy Christmas, I hope you have fun And there are the dear ones and the old are the young For a very, very Christmas and a happy new year Let's hope it's a good one without any fears And a very, very Christmas Let's hope it's a good one without any fears What is hope if you want it? What is hope if you want it? Mae sy'n dweud y little bit of more resolve I mean all the positives come from that day You know what I mean? Well he's just, you know, he's putting the message He's trying to amplify the message John Lennon started it 50 years ago And now he's continuing to push it As he would We've got another video in a minute Which is a good one So you basically went with Ned this week to Clare House Eddarton sent a couple of faces to the players It was part of the Christmas party, wasn't it? Yes, it was, yeah I mean what was it obviously to really, it's a difficult time Obviously for families and the children That's the duration of the staff I suppose it's a difficult time all the time So to have Everton players visiting I'm sure Liverpool players did similar It was lovely for the families And they went to Zoe's place as well So it was nice to see the kids It was nice to see the families And the players were great Owen Arner and Azmi Begavitch Who I got to speak to And it was really nice It was really nice You could go to one of those things And it'd be overly sad But it wasn't because the people who worked there Made it really, really nice And the families were all very, very gracious And the Everton people and the players Were brilliant with them So it could have been very, very sad But it wasn't these people Obviously lived with these things every single day So to have the little moments of joy Must be wonderful All right, let's have a look You did catch up with Azmi Begavitch So let's have a look at that one now Azmi, welcome to Toffy TV Well, thanks for having me What do you feel like coming to something like Clare House Just before Christmas And spreading the joy that you do Well, I think it's always a special experience I know that we're in a very fortunate position That we can come here and spread a bit of joy See the kids, see the parents Probably a bit of a difficult time for them So if we can spin it in any sort of positive way Spread a bit of positive festive cheer You know, it's something we do with great pleasure There's obviously a lot of pressure surrounding football And certainly nowadays with all the external forces Does this bring your dance of air for a little bit And show the reality of what the world's really like Oh, absolutely, you know We get caught up in a little football bubble at times You're right And when you come here And you see the families that are coming Going through a bit of a difficult time It's very humbling for us as individuals And I think for society in a collective It's a great thing to do It's really nice to see the smiles on the faces Especially the kids, you know And hand out some presents And like you said, it's a very special and humbling experience Yeah, it's been a strange season, hasn't it? Just the way the calendar's fallen this season The World Cup's just finished How do you look at the whole season so far? You know, it's been a few ups and downs How's it been for you yourself? Yeah, I think for me individually Ups and downs, you know, obviously I've got my role to play I've always enjoyed playing when I get called up upon And otherwise, you know, support Jordan Push him, help the team in any way that I can But overall as a collective it's been Yeah, it's probably an ups and downs As you rightly say I think we obviously had a difficult week Heading into the break Which left a bad taste in our mouth And obviously something we have to correct But because it's been a little bit stop-start We're looking forward to real big round of games now And hopefully push ourselves in the right direction Was having the World Cup in the middle of the season A little bit of a distraction in terms of You couldn't quite focus on the whole season Knowing that that was coming up in November Into December And there was going to be that huge gap In the middle of it Is that sort of curtailed Any kind of potential momentum That we got a little bit earlier Than you mentioned that week before the season stopped Yeah, well it was always playing On the back of people's minds And I'm sure for the lines They were pushing to get into squads Or involved in squads It's in the back of your mind So maybe you're playing with that On your mind Which will affect things It's definitely been a different sort of year We're not used to this sort of break And it's the first I've known of it Really in 20 years of playing in England Besides the COVID break So it's been strange But I think we're looking forward To getting back at it on Boxing Day And pushing on You obviously travelled down to Australia You went to America in the summer As well unfortunately picked up and injured What was that like on to see Everton fanbases In two different parts of the world Other than obviously Maisie side in the UK Well we were in America Obviously last summer And this summer We saw our fan base in America And that's always very very special And it's amazing to see how much The game has grown And obviously the reach that everything has Sometimes we don't quite realise that being here But I think Australia really blew my mind I mean honestly to go over there To go that far away And then again Celtic in particular To see so many Everton fans Was pretty mind blowing really And really special And obviously shows how big this club is And the amazing fan base we have all around the world So to be able to see them in the flesh And live in action Was really really nice And something that I think was really special For all of us Obviously we've seen a few kids Coming through during the Australia trip How welcoming is that to the team And how much of a refresh does having young players Coming through in the squad Benefits everybody else Yeah it's good I mean if you look over the years Even before I joined the club Everton was quite known for Bringing their own players through And it's something they took a lot of pride in And I think there's just in general I think there's better alignment in the club I think from top down With management Director of football and manager And you can see now there's a pathway And a really better way of working And that obviously takes time to build And you can see kind of now That work starting to really pay off And I'm sure some of these kids Will have a bright future And hopefully many of them in an Everton shirt Did you watch much of the World Cup Obviously just finished Well I watched as much as I could Obviously we were in Australia For the first part which was difficult And then when you're at home with the family You want to try and spend as much time As you can with them But certainly the last couple of weeks Once we got to the knockout stages I watched a lot of the games And I thought it was a really fascinating So obviously topped off with an amazing final What did you think of Jordan Pickford's performances Because obviously in the last three seasons For England he's done really really well But obviously what your view has been A professional goalkeeper Same again, same again Honestly I think he was faultless He was really clean in his performance Did everything that was asked of him to do And pretty much all he's done Ever since he's played for England Really provided that solid consistent presence For that team Obviously he's becoming now A bit more of a senior player So I think he's playing a big role In that dressing room as well So I was impressed with Jordan But nothing that I wouldn't have expected anyway There's a bit of a strange debate around Jordan Isn't there? He is absolutely fantastic By who? By who? There's certain people Just don't sort of have them down As being a top-class goalkeeper But for me he's proved that He is a top-class goalkeeper Yeah I mean We don't pay too much attention To some of those outside world Too much going on To focus on a daily basis But having worked so closely With Jordan now first hand Obviously one, we've become good friends But two, you see the quality And I think his performances He was player of the year last year Everything he's done this year And over the many years You know what he's done for England Ever since playing at this level It's not something that you can take lightly And take for granted And I think he's done a great job And he's a top-level goalie And obviously we saw the final This weekend Messi capping off A absolutely wonderful career Where do you rank him Amongst the greats of football? Oh gosh, I mean I always find those questions difficult Players, goalkeepers You know how do you rank people There's no criteria There's no formula Calculation for it is there so But he's right up there Messi I mean it was special to see him Get that sort of last trophy That was missing for him really And obviously the Copa America as well In a couple of years It's really come together for him With the national team That was the one thing Probably he always said That was missing from his career He wanted that success with the national team And to see the performance He put in this whole tournament Obviously yesterday scoring That crucial goal for them as well And then independently shoot out So yeah, really special I think a great career Is right up there with the best And obviously the World Cup Was in Qatar somewhere new But in four years time Or three and a half years time It's going to be in North America And it's going to be in Canada On which you're looking forward to seeing Canada getting a little bit of the action Amazing, well deserved I think they've got two cities Toronto, Vancouver It's always a good show Whenever anything's in North America So I'm sure this World Cup Is not going to be any different But looking forward to it Canada deserves it They've invested a lot And really worked hard Over the last 20 or so years To get Canada back on the map And obviously that was highlighted By their participants And their participation In the last World Cup So they're growing They're getting better And I'm sure they're looking forward To being one of the hosts It should be really exciting On that one In terms of ever now Obviously we're coming back On boxing day, walls How much are you looking forward To the second half of the season And having that continuous run Now to the end of the season Obviously we know There's not going to be Any stoppage as now Really, really much So I think again We had a long summer And the fact that Our squad wasn't really ready Until September And we didn't get everyone back So then we kind of Got going, stopped start I think now with the squad We have obviously any Possible additions in January We'll see But with the squad We're really looking forward To kicking on And putting in some good Performances And getting those points On the board And you're obviously Here today, Clare Also with Amadou and Arnau Who seems a real live wire A really good guy But just in terms Of the Everton squad You know round this time A year Who's the one Who's Christmas Who's the one who's watching Christmas 24 In November And getting ready for it Actually I don't know It's not really been Part of the discussion I can see someone like Conor Codi Being quite, quite cheesy And like these things But yeah A few good lads in the squad And I'm sure they'll Get into their Christmas festivities Is there any grinches Amongst the squad Anyone who doesn't really Like Christmas Who's so focused On the Boxing Day game That it just passes them back Well I hope we have a few So it's a big game for us It's a big game You want everyone focused Not too much Christmas dinner But no a good squad Everything All the lads are looking forward To the festivities Time with the family But then also looking At the business end It is a strange time of year Isn't it for a footballer It's not something Maybe those fans understand But has this You been any different Or is it just normal You know obviously Training on Christmas day And just getting on With the business Yeah well I think The normality will start now I think the last sort of week Leading into the Boxing Day game And the training You're really preparing For the game against Wolves I think that'll bring us Back to normality But yeah it's a strange time Of year for us It's obviously all go As you rightly know That the fixtures Come thick and fast And you know We're looking forward to that And you know Everyone else can enjoy The holiday festivities And the football and TV And going to the stadiums But I think we're just Looking forward to the games now Fantastic thank you Thank you There you go Good interview Nice Very nice man As me a Begavitch And yeah It's good It's good It's good Nice to go to Clare House I've had a few comments They were like This is good as they've like You've never entered Literally a job But now it was good There was a good thing And he was obviously Very good in front Of the camera as well So It's just that To sit out the way Would not leave much of Oh by the way Big thank you to people Of Clare House as well They give us A bag of goodies Good thing I wouldn't know But you went there? No no I was the one that was invited I mean it's a charity You know what I mean I don't want to eat it I don't want to I wouldn't have sucked him That's just the cat that came in You couldn't not take that I wouldn't have said No to the other people What was the cake like? Fam or dessert I'd say You did that cake Oh nana And he went Don't tell the boss There you go He's ran it off Rocky Road it was As long as he's ran it off I'm sure he had I'm sure he had Very good Like you said It's good that they obviously go there It's good that they do a bit of The boat club's all going It's slightly a little bit So may You know A sad situation May be just a little bit brighter Ned's currently setting up FIFA Ok as I've seen him celebrate Celebrate He's setting up FIFA Well that's what That's slightly worrying It works really well Well just by the way Everton have played As the Villa today in months You know So that's good news Good news Play United and Villa in the last weekend Up four points Can we just add time on so hard So we're unbeaten In the in the World Cup period There you go Just continue that run There you go Just keep it going until the end of the season Please You know Four out of every six points You'll be happy with that with me John Blaine is currently doing An Everton said Don't mind him Don't mind him He started this He started this About three weeks ago So don't mind him If you think he's on his phone Yes But it's because he's doing an Everton said Because he's doing an Everton Good stuff I start winter day mate You look forward to the match anyway Not at all Not at all Are you in the Not looking forward to the box side No it's not looking forward to it I'm not really that bothered Nervous people worried But John You talked to me the day out Before I was going to New York And this is very much the same demeaning It's true I am the kind of person Who doesn't get excited till I get somewhere I don't get excited about things You're not going to get excited When you're shitting your teeth Maybe Maybe I'm not I'm not wanting to get excited about things I'm not going to I'm not going to think you I'm just shitting my weight Wibbleshires Ned needs a bit of SIS training Because when he does Crawl in front of the camera He does need to think I need to go louder To be fair to Ned though right He's got the perfect pants on For Crawling Because the last patient Who comes to my house to fit carpet Wore those pants He do So fair play There is very much carpet fit pants He's got his dyad jumper on As well just to complete the look Complete the look You know what I mean He's currently setting the thing up So we just let him We let him get on with it The thing John I mean obviously you feel the serve I'm just doing diversity questions I'm sure you can answer as well But There was Because we got asked this at the end of the time I don't know if you were in here There was An echo You didn't invite me No no you've had meetings The way you say it You've had meetings You weren't here Why would we need to invite you All's I said was there was a question On you were in here The question was Of you The echo I've done an article today Read like a press release Well you know Regardless of what it was But basically Saying that evident no longer On special measures From the Premier League With regards to the transfer The window So to speak I mean what What can we expect In terms of Can we expect a bit more money To be spent with that Or does it basically just mean We've been good boys For 18 months and Well There's a couple of things right Because as we talked about before There's always at least two things So one is I thought it was a decent article by Joe He's coming on here sometime If you get glad in Suddenly because we had a Whatever So it was a decent article Clearly it was Subject to either Lot of questions asked of the club Or almost a briefing On the basis No one else has written it Than if it was a briefing It was one he extracted And it just In some respects Just confirms the chat we've had On this sofa That is money to spend In January If the players we want are there Right I don't think just because Something we were doing voluntarily We're no longer doing voluntarily Means there's more to spend Depends if you're a half full half empty person You might conclude Your head is currently on the screen You might conclude That you've stopped volunteering the information Because you're going to go closer to the line Than they might like Or more realistically The informal conversations between The Premier League and us Is concluded where They're confident we know what we're doing And therefore And staying compliant and stuff And leave us to it Cos the thing we do I mean me and Pat spoke about this The other day is that Where we are just right now And obviously the stadium You know Edging You finished that last Edging closer to Completion And by what I mean Every day Every day the next thing goes up The day closer to being completed Well the stadium And we want to obviously be in the Premier League When it's done Therefore There is almost A need to ensure that We do everything we need to do To keep that club in the Premier League And that Assuming that The answers are inside the building In terms of goals and stuff Is it Is it almost sensible But would you say That may well gamble this January In terms of Spending a bit more money than what you thought To try to Ensure that the Premier League Status is intact Come May when it's finished Gamble's a funny word Cos you either like gambling Or you don't And plenty of people in between But in all seriousness I don't think in a business context It's not about gambling Maybe I'm just going to be facetious really But it's about risk isn't it Well risk is a better way to be fair So Considered risk Managed risk Is not an issue And in any competitive environment Than actually you should push All the cliches Push the envelope Stretch whatever So we should always be living on the edge No proximity to If the funds are available of course But proximity to What you'd allow to do Under financial fair play We should get as close as we can Without breaching it Cos in theory that then means We've spent the absolute maximum we can On players and assets on the field And therefore That's what we should always be striving to do Of course in many businesses Running close to the edge Sometimes means you fall off Right Now I guess what your question really is saying is If we Let me do it a different way If we spend money we don't have On an assumption that in spending it It guarantees we'll be in the Premier League And therefore not guaranteed But you know what I mean Greatly increases the likelihood Of us being in the Premier League And therefore it actually is money That we'll have because Cos we're in the Premier League Cos we're in the Premier League Then the contrary view would be If we feared that relegation is real And it might really happen Then it would be Armageddon if we went down With having just increased our wage bill And the drag of transfers And stuff like that So it has to be to a considered plan And I can't imagine the plan should change It's crystal clear what we need It was clear what we needed in the summer But the whole point is I think we've joked about this When we talked about when you have audits Financial audits and stuff Sometimes audits to say Oh you shouldn't do that I mean people who look at things Black and white or very objectively If you want to look at it that way Where it's in a spreadsheet or whatever They will go That's not going to happen Because look it says here That number needs to be less than 10 Right And it's 11 Therefore that's not going to happen But the people running the business They have a different view Because they know stuff That the guy just looking doesn't know And so what I would call it They have a management view Okay And therefore that drives the decision So decisions aren't all truly objective Hence the risk thing So the management decision It would appear to me anyway Was that on the balance of which players Were available in the positions That we failed to satisfy In the summer Compared to what they thought Would or wouldn't happen with DCL And stuff like that Allowed them to conclude We'll go with what we've got Plus Malpay That was the gist of it And that turned out to be They got it wrong Now When the window was only open for two months Of the year in real terms Then you have to wait for the next one to open Don't you? Now maybe the answer is That they will go cautious the other way Now Which is Again we've spoken about it When I've been there And you've been here somewhere Your decision making is different About the need for offensive players If you assume DCL is not going to be available So the simplistic example would be If he was guaranteed right now To be out for the next six months What would we do in January? My view would be That's what you need to do in January Regardless Regardless Because you can't rely Because of his recent history You can't rely on him to be there And if he is there For you to be able to use him With perhaps the frequency The manager wants to use him So assume he's not going to be there Get what you need And everything else From him becomes upside down doesn't it? So I've got to believe And I think that Reading between the lines That's what they're trying to say In that article Because clearly Joe has asked questions And the article is the product Of the answers if you will They're trying to say We're not daft We know what we're doing We're looking statistically And all these sorts of things And the proof of the pudding Will be first and foremost Or whatever day the window closes Before that I think as fans though We know what we think we need It's probably one of those rare occasions When people in the club Are the manager And the director of football And the owner And all these guys Probably know the same thing They know we need two or three Creative stroke attacking players And they'll work to do that They'll calm everyone's nerves Of the land one early Because one's an absolute minimum Whilst DCL's fit One's the minimum And then if they end up Getting the second one towards the end Because they want to get the price right And stuff like that Then we should be ok shouldn't we? I think looking at our team Playing before it The wheels fell off Then someone who can finish your And create chances Would make a huge difference Maw pa i'n Andy Gordon's goal today Big maw Y bach Andy Gordon's got a trich in Australia On a good little blunt And he is our top scorer But we're having that conversation Not knowing whether it was under 18 So Aston Villa Well it doesn't matter It doesn't matter Champions of pre-season Australia You'll never say that Super Sydney Cup But also if you're winning games It helps doesn't it? Of course yeah So there you go And I may have had a couple of clean sheets If it was Begavitch No pick for play Even better Carrying on with his clean sheets then He's ready, the man is ready So there you go Not long till we turn to go to some five days But yeah, tune off for that Let's see what happens So we are about apparently to have A FIFA challenge So what's happening to Ned on the FIFA So what is it, you against me in Ped, is it? He wants a school or something How many are you going to lose by? I can't Can we put it on a telly down there? Because I can't see that That's his advantage We've got an extra map Youthful eyes Is this my controller? These are yours This one is my Can I sit? You'll have to go there You haven't got a mic He'll pick it up, I'll pick it up won't I? He can have mine You'll be next to me in John He'll pick them up He'll be on the show John We'll pick them up Go on then So go on then We're getting that Is this 100% on screen? Yeah Are we on screen as well? Yeah Let's go I'm going to get the stream up as well to monitor it Okay So what do we have to do here now? Click that Click ready I think I've clicked it Oh yeah, I can see it There we go I've got mine Okay, I am ready And you do this I just need this X I'm X isn't it? Oh because he's chosen a kickoff name Oh you fat bitch You're choosing another kickoff name Go on then You've got it I mean I don't This is going to be interesting This is going to be interesting What are you doing here then? I just put the pass There we go See I think you've got You've manipulated my control there I haven't We're going to do a normal classic match Okay It's the latest version of it No it's not even that It's not even that I'll let you pick your team All right, pass, pick some and go with me I've got to see Can't we go everything away? Pick wolves Whatever in the room we have it in the way Yeah Pick wolves Okay, we'll do that Whoever's going to be everything then Okay Who's calling who's away? You're calling You're calling Are you playing the home kids? Last year's calling We are playing the white No, you're playing black No, we're not playing black We're playing white Stay team We can see the difference Stay team Stop looking for every advantage Are we allowed to have players you're playing this season? No, can we just pick anyone? Anyone Let's just change it because it's four minutes and half it's changed That could be over like that I think four minutes is enough Not 12 minute game mate, no People watching It doesn't matter just the four minutes Think of the audience mate So what's us playing FIFA for 12 minute team management? I don't know, they just listen to us talk But I know but I'm going to change my team Go on Bas, you're in complete control Bas I'm letting you have the moment It's one of these four minutes Because the winners are the winners Yes, you guys wanted to show the audience how you have to do all this preamble I think you already know Yeah, exactly Alan The core of Obie It's Alan Tom and Gordon We'll go with that We'll go with that Miffield 3 of Alan The core of Obie The things we made Halo had a dream For the core of it Michael Keane To play with Michael Keane Actually, you're asking something Michael Oh Keane We've got Patterson We've got Patterson We've got Patterson Yeah, yeah But we've only got about two But we've got to be Gazi Home team We've got to be Gazi So we play Algar Home team is ready Money messing Does it matter? It's shame is playing Oh, you guys are different No You say that, John Shouldn't you be sat together? It doesn't really matter, does it? You're on the same team So you can go Delft get off I think they'll get back Kick him out the game Can I free him now? Free the Delft one Free Just get rid of him Feel like you should have set all this up before on this Right, ready, ready Angon, angon, angon The team's elections really Ned, go to control of settings I'm going to play with Jack, FIFA, Jack Yeah, I'm going to play with FIFA, yeah And first and foremost Wait, wait, wait Get that nonsense off for a stat Legacy defend Sorry, tactical defend Let's see the way This is a bit of a stat Alternative It's fine Ped roi just on yours Go to Ped, go to control of settings Okay Is mine going to be normal Right, and then press Go down Tell me what Down, keep going, keep going One more Push it to the right Of legacy Yeah And then R2 Not like you I'll go off one I'll go off to preset Push it right, push it right Alternative, that's it And then shake it to come out of that So you use a platform Pesmo Yeah, we're Pesmo Right, let's do it Because that's the king of games Here we go, I think Ned's My school of Playing a French fan What's close to us? Is that you? Is that us? Where's me? You're in blue I'm just kicking a ball I can barely see this It's going to be interesting That's all bad my eyes are I can barely see It's going to be interesting There's the Go to some path There we go Stuart Robson of the gods Stuart Robson I mean, there's the face Bad thing Hello, Derek All right, Derek You should play for West Ham and Arsenal This is a great match, yw Right, so I'm red You're in blue and we know that Right, so I'm red I think I'm kicking off You're blue Right, you're yellow And I'm blue Right, okay Just keep the ball, mate Play for a meal, Neil I mean, this is Ned I'll try my best because my eyes are All right, all right Let me get forward I'm just going to stand over there Just chill I've come and shown All right, you've put me in trouble I'm going to win it with Yary Yeah, you're There you go I've got nice one I've made it overlappin I've made it overlappin I've overlappin Go on, Yary, you've got time Is this good? Oh, brilliant There's a man in there I've got him in there I've got him in there Oh Hang on, my controllers That's an alternative I don't think it is, Ned Just keep playing I just tackle and it's laid Well, just alternate it then You laughed it You laughed it Mine's wrong All right I've just boogie I mean, you haven't stopped the game So we're not putting the ball up now It's just poor from you Yeah, wait till it's gone out No, it's poor from you Great Oh, referee Oh, referee He's playing on He's playing on What's going on? Where's the advantage there? Right I just laughed at that That was poor Look at this for a price Oh, brilliant I've got it, I've got it Go on I'm there, I'm in I'm in You're in for one It's all up to you Go Get it Get it Right, hang on He put it on 12 minutes today I've got it I've got it I've got half of it There we go, classy Check it out I don't know what I'm doing now I was going to slide it on over the place Whatever Echyd You can be your work You pinched it You want it? I don't know Oh, it's straight at it It's straight at it Flick it over the key back I'm in Oh Now that you just mess with mine You're happy now Cos I just went to shoot Oh, your sabotage You'll change yours and mine I went to shoot And I thinked it No, control assessment I've gone the wrong one What are you doing? This is great for the audience Yeah, yeah, yeah He and the she are now often that I play The brief amount of football is not good Why do I have to have mine in alternative as well? In what shot? In alternative I think what you have to do You'd have to go in And you'd have to shave it on yours So I'm playing in alternative That's great Here we go So, what's the difference? Here we go Instead of shooting it It's square in circles Yeah, that's it That's the only difference That's you, Baz I don't want to I've got a gun with it I've got a gun with it That's it Lovely flick I've come round the corner for you I've played it in I've gone in the middle That's okay I've entered the box I've gone in the front I'm lucky Yes, we've pintled a bit I'm pressing What's that? That's easy to be fair Good tackle That's a man's tackle I don't know where that is Any person's tackle Any person's he she tackle Whoever wins it Oh, a paw for me I just literally let him sell me to the shop at three quid Great tackle No, no, no, no He's offside Sorry for that Clear it I know where you're at Keep holding the ball All right, all right All right, just jockey If we won it No, no, he's in He's in He's in Win it Yes Win it, win it That's you That's for thee And now I've given it Just relax Now we're on No, we're not, we're gone I can't see a thing I can't see anything My eyes are bleeding, but let's keep going There's the ball Who's this? Oh, I'll skip hands yet Where am I? It's in there There's the ball in lock and in it Shoot I'm lucky, all right I can't catch anything in it Cos he's making sure you stay in the game Doesn't make an error, does he? One more Great ball Share that ball Where's the runner? Good tackle You've got to be faster than that one Oh, he's in Oh, he's in He is now He's in Ned's panicking He's in again He's in again There you are Fold the bag You've got a chance Pop it, pop it What's going on? No, we're missing there I'll assume Play it, man Play it, Ned Play it Play it, Ned I don't trust him Play it Who's this fellow running away? Offside You've been absolutely battered, mate You've been torn apart It's not fair, cos it's an old player It doesn't count It can't in Isn't it? Isn't it? Ned's there Get in We were all out on the benders, by the way Yes, redemption I mean, it's no redemption It's a big redemption for what? I'm thinking of all the time You've been absolutely destroyed I'm thinking of all the time The pet's gone I don't play FIFA To be fair, he never plays it I'm standing under the telly One V one on FIFA 23 Ned, there'd be signal to me This white team's crap at the back It won't make it easily I played with you, you're terrible But you suck your goal well there I mean, I don't Yeah, you are, literally That's a foul Keep it Keep it Any time you want Keep it Golly didn't fancy it Yes It's in We're the only team playing it I mean, that's brilliant Two-nil Get in That was a great To be fair, that was a great goal The goalkeeper's absolutely shocking Can you dig it? Sucker I love Dante a bit how to do that Sometimes you've got to just give Ned a little confidence No, he said that was a good That was a great goal I mean, pez, we'd smash him only six nil po What do you know? I think pez is on this I think Zach would destroy you Well, Zach would destroy you Because he'd destroy me Zach's an MLG gamer Yeah, he batters me That second goal was delicious Flich was brilliant Now, pick the goal he's been shocking for us Game slightly unrealistic Oh, Chris Cameron is the ref, that's why Oh, there you go, no wonder I've got him as the ref as well with both evidence No, I think he's like you This is your wall like you Is there an actual tackle button on this fucking thing? A circle The folks have you had to tackle with X like both Absolutely done, yes they're a good sign I mean, I will always maintain that And this is just the fact When there's one person, it's easy to play Yeah, it's easier Because we don't know what each other are doing But you fully deserve them this late at the moment Keep it in your head now Now, we've gone I looked around Oh, Jordan The goal he's had an absolute nightmare And he's the one person we can't control Yeah, the goalie's gone full-blood Whoa! Full-pawled gerad I can't control mine, Jordan He's been full-pawled gerad, the goalie It's two in there It's two in there I don't know It's two in there Four post It's two in there Couldn't throw a ring, you were off shot I was not sad, I was making great ones Making great ones Pink punk Big head, big head Just a knockdown Go on, I'm there Okay, I'm not sure what that was I'm not feeling funny Like, this better not have gone back to it, dingy I'll know now I'll know You're terrible at tricks now You haven't got a way, won't you? Good tackle Try it again Great tackle Go on You like sitting on the floor anyway, don't you? Yeah, just too far away Oh, it's up there! Oh! The core, the core! It's straight, son Deep place for me as well That was the best bit of football of the whole game Best bit of football of the whole game Was it, though? 100% It might have been your best bit of football No, that was the best bit of the whole game That'll be on the highlight or massive of this It will, yeah Your deal, just show your two Yeah, it's lost again I don't need to do that I don't need to do that It's the pass out of the box that's gone What a ball! That was the best bit of football in the entire match that was The whole game In fact, I've just said Someone's basically just said the best bit of fever ever to be played You've been robbed there in the history Rob, because we haven't scored goals Three Not three Oh, it's offside! Yeah! It's offside, definitely! Never offside It's offside! Great goal Has he not offside? Never offside Have you ever seen him on one side again Where the home team's getting better 3-0? We are full evident here Dominator can start to finish with three of them You're the only team This is so evident It is though, isn't it? It is though, isn't it? Absolutely Has he not offside? There's only been one play Has he not offside? 100% offside Come off to defending 100% That's a disgrace 100% That's a disgrace referee Chris Cavanaugh, you've had a shocker here Never offside It's good, of course it's good I forgot that you don't know how to play offside I forgot that you don't know where offside is You're mad That's a great ball That's a fine talk though This is a two-on boxing down, isn't it? Three-0 Yeah And I'll even accept the fact that they haven't played like this where they've been absolutely can't get off their own half when they've scored three goals that would make my Christmas What's going on here? Yes How are you playing? Honest to God How's he still got it? What's going on? Oh It's going out Let's alter the set Is that a penalty yet? What's that for? Oh my God This is the worst game ever You can see where I'm going No wonder I'm going This is straight to the keeper I'm not too lucky now to score a penalty They can see where it's going They can see where it's going You said they don't run the goalie No, they do on a penalty I've just done there I think you've played it in the right place Here we go This is the football people want to see No one's interested in the other stuff You're in Where are you? I'm here I needed a little... How come I picked foot's crap in there? I needed a sweaty pass I needed someone wet me to sweaty Honest to God Where's... what the... Miles off Go dronell It wasn't What's going on? He's off That's the worst He missed He missed He missed Oh my God That would have been a waste Sweaty goal I've got the card to see You're terrible, mate Oh my God We're getting beat by this, fella Three month old baby Would have scored that Euro I've got to see Yeah, excuses now I thought I was into the net I couldn't see Look at this Look at this This is your... This is what football is about No one's interested in the other stuff Look, little noctarn again No, the noctarn Look at this Goals don't matter No This is Wales Look at this again Oh my God Go on, let's move it again What a surprise What a surprise Bloody England's pick foot is heaven Pick foot Absolutely destroyed from start to finish Disgraced this game Oh my God Well deserved, Ned Beautiful Yes, pickers, lad Go ahead, lad No big deal The best thing about it Is that we've just devalued you over here We've brought it all the way up to the trench Doesn't count, mate Doesn't count Doesn't count They've got a flight here, Ned The stats will show you that To be fair, Ned You've done well You've done well But I'm having sex over here Once again, once again He can't go past them I've just gone past seven men Play it! There's your past, mate Go on, best bit of football The whole world Unlucky, boys Unlucky Can we bring Chintos in on Rondon on? Oh, we shut off Well done, Ned Well done Be the only sang you've ever beat me Had anything but well done Has won No, it's too long But we beat you 15, Ned Oh, there you go Sorry, John For the stand on you Now you're setting me down Oh, sorry, I mean There you go Fair play to Ned Fair play Fair play to Ned Great game Yeah, fuming Absolutely fuming Good Good terms What are you doing now, Ned? Put your back on the monitor And then we'll do that A little under the clip Okay I just shot at it FIFA risk And we have some clips Of us embarrassing you A footy last year Yeah, let's get Come on, Ned Let's get a couple of actual football Show me Actual, you know, real football Where you'd have to actually Be able to kick a football Not being dictated Whether a goalkeeper On a game That you can't control Decides to turn up or not Thank you Ah, cool Was absolutely woeful And there's was Everything it's English pick for the game And the one time I think they're over And some are the defenders Got there when he Think they're over as As we're sat in the tip As you're in the bloody hot walk With no interest Yeah Tell you what I did like you second goal On at the turn I'm finished Was delicious To be fair That's the first time I think Ned's ever beat us In anything in his life So he should celebrate that He should absolutely celebrate it That should make your Christmas Right, Ned That like a bush will be Not a bill of interest Get it, get it Before that Let's go then I wanted to see The other three book Go ahead If you want to put that on Throw that on Let's go Let's go If only I had scored One out of one It doesn't mean nothing Let's see what happens For the pension Anything you want to say Y bone Y bone Yeah If you miss now The most you can get is a drawer Ped How you feeling? Yeah It's a good effort It's a good effort It's a good effort It's the top of the net It's the top of the net I know It's close Do you know I'm disappointed Because I only got one out of three It's a bit use It's not very, I think I'm a bit disappointed I can't get more But you know You're not doing the challenge You just move on Go Lovely little trip That memory Lovely little trip that memory Was that last year Or the year before? That was last year I am a bigot So we never got to do that But we will do it after Christmas We've got a plan We've got a plan in place There's a plan I might even have two plans in place You never know Pages in the comments If she was If she was here If she would have destroyed the net She would have beat that She's beat that last time I should have 1v1 is comfortable He was to be He deserved that then See if you'd had the time You could have then 1v1 Well we would have played We'd have just played Peasant beat him 6-0 Which would have been fine Have you got the video of you playing Paige On the last one you did That was vanished That's That must be very popular that one No, it went missing Why did they all look into me? Because we were trying to hit the bar page Not to score Ned, have you got any ones of the The two greatest bits of the day though? I think you should put them up I mean, look at this I mean Have you got the other one? I mean, look Can we play that again? Can we start? I mean, he did play it You just went I mean, look at the set though The set The set-up It's just basically set And that's what a good sense of form was It was on the left And then the fin No, no, the chip was delicious The chip was audacious The chip was delicious The goalie was crap I have to say I don't know just I mean, look at this one, John Look at all the fun Matty Mawpire being able to do this You know what I mean? With slackies on where he's just painted his loft You look like a Christian Palazol Look at that Straight through the key 50 into the corner then And that's how you fit the genuine bits of moments of skill You know You never lose it, mate We can pick up a joypad and do whatever A joypad? That's that If only those things existed Yeah, we'll have to That's what the goal But there you go I wish there was joypads You could go to maths with and control 11 To winning your score goals But there you go It was cool So we head on over to you now? Head on over to Ned For another little team So go on then, mate Let's do it Are you going to sing? He's going to sing again Off we go Ned Belt a tune Belt a tune Well done Good stuff That's where you kind of played it at club I'm going to say it's like a club I say they have played it Club that's club people my age When it booms Was it club Trappercarnag? No, it was definitely made Okay I mean there you go I mean one It could have well have been With the name of the place, yeah It could have been There you go Great times Great times We come to a stage where People wanted to know like Top 10s Top 10s Of like you know Top 10 Christmas films Top 10 songs Okay I think we should make our own Top 5 Christmas films And we'll decide Okay Okay now That's just too much like Hardware Okay Everyone let us know where you're watching from It does sound like Hardware By the way It's easy It's all of our favourite Christmas films Are obviously going to be in there With this hourly So we've got to have all of our favourites Okay So what's your favourite Christmas film? It's Wonderful Life There you go there's John's Not mine My Christmas maybe Wow I know yours is Die Hard It's not It's National on Poon's Kitchen National on Poon's Kitchen It's a good one So you don't get the question You get told the answer Yeah, yeah Mine's Love Actually So there's one more spot Since when was that a Christmas film? Love Actually is a Christmas film Of course it is Well It's about Christmas It's about love I try to avoid They all go Christmas Not love Actually Great Christmas film Love Actually Now there's one spot For one more Christmas film Can we all agree That it will be I love that Can we all agree Without actually No let's not have Elf Why? Because it's It's the greatest Christmas film Elf isn't funny It's not It's not the greatest Christmas film Elf isn't funny It's one of the greatest films It's a brilliant film Is it in your top five? It's not the greatest I don't want to have a top five He won't have sex with top five We've got a top five Not about Home Alone Home Alone is a great film Is it a Christmas film? Yeah I don't think it's a Christmas film Home Alone It's about a psychotic It just gets left alone A small child A Christmas So the whole No no I'm just talking to Ned So the whole thing What's the whole Points off the film They've got it His mum's got to get His mum's got to His mum's got to get back Because What's he trying to get back What is it? Where a John Candy I've got to be home for What's that date? I want to be home White's Is this the one Christmas date? Rhys So if it wasn't Christmas He would go I'll actually It's only Easter Is it Home Alone? It's one of The definition of What is A World isn't a Christmas world Is very much up in the air It's not though Wyddech chi eich dashboard i chi ychydig y byddai er nesaf ar ni, eich angen, sefyllfa, byddech chi eich cadwad terfod i chi'n gweithio beth cwylio'r isbwriaeth, rydych chi chi eich cwylio'r isbwriaeth a fy gweithio'r isbwriaeth y traiaf rhai i ni, rhai i ni'n gwahanolod yma. Cynyddio, oedd yn y ddiad ar gyflym i'r isbwriaeth? C'o ni'n fathys. Efallai, mae roedden i'r isbwriaeth ar yr isbwriaeth. Efallai, Are you asking Google? What is a Christmas movie definition? Primarily the film must be set during the Christmas season. And that's all that matters. Christmas has to be central for the story. Diyad isn't. Christmas is not central to Home Alone. It's just not. It's about a family that goes away on holiday. mae'n ganddo, mae'n ei ganddo i'rcrebu. Mae'n ganddo i'r creu, mae mae'n ganddo i'r creu, yn oed i ddim! Ond oedd ddweud Oedog, mae ddim yn mynd i ddweud, mae'n ddim yn mynd i ddim oed i ganddo a mae'n gofod i'r werthaf o'r parakau a hynny'n am gyllaf eistaf a mae eich ganddo i'r tanai? Ond mae eich ganddo! Beth eich ganddo i'r parakau yn Gairidog? Mae'n generic o'r ziwn. Mae'n ganddo i ddim yn llyfr o'r pell. Diolch i chi'n ffrindig cymdeithasol sydd wedi gweld yn beneid o'r ffil wrthod. Fyrdd o'r ffordd yw again yn farnig. Beth dderifus cymdeithasol hyn? N-n-n-n-n-n-n. John Dairth yn oed wedi cael ei ddechrau. Dwi ddiknodject. Dwi wedi nades iddyn nhw y llwyddo mewn arig? Powdd e lwyddi anylocki, ma wnaeth eich ber Hawk haf rhoi, neu i wedi cael bod ryw mno cyntaf yn baterio. Rwy'n min, iddyn nhw'n ei ddodig nrith wir. Iddi eich hun arall y rhai.botl, yn dod ycan! Mae hi'n meddwl arhaf! Ie, mae'r bobl yn ddysgu'n gweld yma. Mae'n gwybod o'r tufnwys hon. Mae'n gwybod o'r tufnwys, ac mae'n chysylltu. Mae eich lle. Mae eich lle? Ar hyn mae'n ffarnwyr stylo cyfo'r Ammenchangol, mae'r cyfle ym Ym Gwybodaeth. Mae'r cyfle yn fyrdd. Mae'n fyrdd. Mae'r cyfle ym Mervys. Mae'r cyfle! Mae'r cyfle yn amlwyd, fel ym Gwybodaeth. Mae unrhyw ydw i'r cyffredin nhw, fe llawer o'r cyffredin nhw, Milchwam 34. It's another belter. It's another belter. Home alone is brilliant because it's a child actor who's... Hadn't we finished the Home Alone story? It was great to watch. But hadn't we finished the Home Alone? I think Home Alone should be number five. But you just literally told me it's not a Christmas film. No, it's a Christmas film. So what is it? You said it wasn't. No, because Dyad is a Christmas film as well. Dyad isn't though. It's not a Christmas film. You can't have one in a Christmas film. It's not a Christmas film. You can't have Home Alone and not a Dyad. It's the same as the office party, but Jennifer Aniston isn't a Christmas film. It's not a Christmas film. It's not a Christmas film. It's not just a party around Christmas. Do you think if Home Alone wasn't set to Christmas, it would be as relevant as it is now? No, not at all. Home Alone is as much a Christmas film as Dyad is. So which film? I'm not taking either out. Dyad's not in the top. Both are Christmas films. Both White Christmas or Dyad, which has more deaths in it? White Christmas. So be Dyad. These only guess White Christmas because you said why would you ask the question. White Christmas is after the war. There's 23 in Dyad. Is there? There you go. 26,000 in White Christmas. But there isn't because it's not. There's a battle of the boat. There you go. It's finished and gone. That story. The story isn't. No, no, because that's when he leaves the army. He then leaves the army and goes up to Vermont. Then he buys the farm. He buys the guest house in Vermont. And then the building up towards Christmas. And then he's struggling at the time of Christmas because there's no snow in Vermont. You can't throw a shout in but you can't not like the snowman. Snowman's good. Very Christmas. People have gone for Jack Frost. No, come on. Look like Bill Cymru. It's a 24. Tingle all the way. Tingle all the way is a good film. I need a terrible man. It doesn't quite so. The Matthew Bush goes for a skit. You see you've ruined it because you put Dyad in it. It's all soldiers. It depends what your thing is, doesn't it? It depends what your... There's a new film called Valentine's Night. Which is about basically Santa Claus. Ned's seen it. Santa Claus is going around killing people. So is that a Christmas film Ned? Yeah, because Santa Claus doesn't kill people at Easter. That went out but is it a Christmas film? Yeah. There you go. Or I'll watch something in the summer with Santa Claus. It literally is Christmas. Santa Claus do it Easter. Christmas films have to be... They have to centre around Christmas. It doesn't have Christmas. It's not a serial killer. It's not a serial killer. It's Santa Claus. It's not really Santa, is it? It's not really Santa, is it? It's not really Santa. It's really Santa. It's really Santa. It's really Santa. There you go. Well, that's little likes for a thing. Santa's delivering a present at his house. And these people set this family hostage. So we saved the family. There you go. By being him. Not a Christmas film. Literally not a Christmas film. Basic tricks says... Basic tricks says Violent Night for class. There you go. So I'm not saying it was terrible so there you go. Violent night. Ned was it. It was terrible. Ned was? No, Ned loves it. No, I don't love it. It's a crap Home Alone but Violent. It's called Violent Night. It was Violent Night. Home Alone is very, very violent. Those two men. That kids. In the normal world. Those two men would have died. Doesn't care if he doesn't. I know you like him but he doesn't. Grown up and went to jail. Lane is watching from Costa Blanca. Blue in Row Hallis. Feel is Navidad, guys. Feel is Navidad. Awful film. That's a bit easier. Awful film. Awful film. Awful film. That's too many child actors. You watch some terrible films and say that they're good. It's a film about kids putting on a play. And there's this thing that goes, Oh, Holly would have come into watch. Not any old play though. Holly would have come into watch. Nativity's a great film. It's a great film. It's a great movie. It's not. I mean it is. You've just literally. Mr Poppy is the most annoying. You've literally mentioned Polar Express in good Christmas films. I'm that one. I don't want a sausage. IMDB says 6.4 for Nativity. 7.7 for Home Alone. There you go. It's a 1.3. Am I metric? I wouldn't watch the 6.4 one. See, I wouldn't have any of your recommendations for Christmas films. Cos I've heard you've recommend some terrible films that you've said were good. The holiday. It's a great film. It's alright. Good cast. Well actually, great film. It's alright again. Miracle on 34th Street, great film. If you watched the one from the 50s. 1994. I like the mum. I like it. The kids are a bit slightly annoying. You don't like kids do you? You've mentioned it about sick times. Child actors. So what, no film? Can I have kids in? You should have an adult playing as a child. That would be great. Clint Street. What did you say? I didn't answer. I said it with a beer going. Oh, what I want for Christmas fan. A Christmas is there. There you go. I want a bike. And I want some play dough. Imagine not strange things. Slightly bolding there. Slightly bolding there. Slightly bolding there. Slightly bolding, then. Slightly bolding there. Slightly bolding there. Slightly bolding there. Slightly bolding there. I think that's why the Stranger Things is great because the child acting is brilliant. Imagine when they're trying to ride the bike in Stranger Things and they're like goes oh my back. You can have old fellas who are slightly small and their faces could be de-aged. Yeah, yeah. Top rated film. My name is De B. Christmas. Christmas. It's a wonderful life. Yeah. It's not though, it's literally not. That's the best thing about it. It's not great about it. No, 8.6. Second highest, Dihard. What's next? Fourth, who's list this metric? IMDb, it's people. IMDb, mate. It's people. It's got as much credibility as Dwight McNeill, as a speedster. Well, how many people are in IMDb? IMDb, it's not. It's the number one. Dihard, has Martin thinking Dihard's in the top million films? That's Joe Public. People like it. It's Joe Public for you. Well, yeah, that's why we've got Brexit. That's why we've got... Home Alone's fourth. You haven't mentioned three, I don't think. Awful. Scroooged. Scroooged. No, that's a greif. 1951. 1951. 1951. That's Christmas Cowell in it. Scroooged. 1984. Scroooged with Bill Murray. He's brilliant. Mood off the red, no way. Oh, six national ampouons, absolutely. Yeah. There goes Mr... Elf. Ninth. Mr Green. I've seen loads where the likes of Dihard are never in any trough 50. Are the Christmas films. So, again, twelfth is Edward Scissorhands. Yeah, which is a terrible film. It's a dreadful film. Trading Places. Trading Places. Trading Places is a good film. It's not necessarily a Christmas film. Great Christmas films. Gremlins. Yeah. Gremlins isn't a Christmas film either. Love Actually. 21st. What is this list? I told you. It's a terrible list. This is People. No counting for People. Well, we know that. The country has touched on to that. No. Do you know what his dodgy amount of actually, which ruins it for me? He goes to his mate's house. He's just got married. Not on the door. Hoping his wife would answer. So he could tell his wife. He looks at her. No, there you go. After they just got married. There you go. And you said that's good. But he said, are they for me? Well, them cars saying, I love you for me. Well, they might have done that. He'd off the go. No. Kevin Rex is top five at Elf. Mwf y Christmas carol to Belsa. Scrooge with Bill Murray. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. And he went for the Grinch. I don't like the Grinch. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like the people of Whoville and the Grinch. I do. It terrifies me. I'll tell you something like that. About the Grinch. It's a dark. It's a dark. Dr Seussers things are always dark. They are, yes. They're always dark. It's like the green crampus. Yeah, but that's what he is. It's a twist on. I'm not in my house. I met person of Whoville. You won't get back up the chimney. You won't even be in your house on your outing Christmas day. You spent it in the black horse. I've got a chimney. Christmas here, I've got a chimney here. If you're lodged in it. Let's move. Cos we can't agree on Christmas films. Let's move on to Christmas songs now. What's your top Christmas song? I think we can all agree. Do they know it's Christmas? Why do you have to start with? I think we'll all agree. I'm saying... Would you know it's Christmas? Not he hold it wouldnt agree with that. I don't agree with that. I think it's a good song but it's not one of the best. I don't agree. What's that? Do you know it's Christmas? No I'm not at all. It's a good song. Very, very sad verse. Very sad thing. What about it's the most wonderful time? That's a bells and chews. It's the most wonderful time. And the pokes. Pokes? Yeah? But some people don't really like that but I think that's the best. Christmas lights I love when you listen to it's really sad to be honest. But great song. You like sad songs though, don't you? I love this music. White Christmas, belt of tune, for Christmas. Step into Christmas. That is a good tune. That is a good tune. I love Greg Lake, and I love Kristie Bird. It's a big man came travelling. Greg Lake, so far. And I love John and Louie, but it's not very Christmasy. It's nice. It's all online in it. It's not Christmasy. It's water with us. 3,000 miles to the tenders for belt of tune. You can't deny as well that Mariah Currie, all I want for Christmas, is that. You can't deny. I'm not going to even attend it tonight. You can't deny. You can't deny. It's just an absolute phenomenal... Phenomenal? Phenomenal? You're not good with the word phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. It's like Lionel Messi of Christmas songs. Rich. Okay. All I want for Christmas. That's a bonus song. I'm going to pretend you never said that. What about blue? I'll have a blue Christmas without you. I'll be so blue. Belt of tune? Belt of tune? I like mud as well. I'm playing in the mud. I'm playing in the mud. It's a belt of tune. You like Slade then as well. I like Slade. I like Wizard. Wizard. They don't like the classics aren't they? You know, you're off wherever. Your parties, whatever those songs that you're there. Not many like new. They tremendous ones. A chair of Delta in Monk was the one. It's a catty. That's a catty. It's not going to be a classic, but it'll be. George Michael had one a few years ago. Last Christmas, obviously tremendous. Shaking Stevens. It's just so many. And we're all musical people. Fair play to you. He does a lot of group things. He does doesn't he? It's like a way of feeling better about himself. Most of it, most of it. Maybe he's got a musical hand. Without a tune. We're all capable of carrying a tune. We all sing together. Quite a few, Shai and Joe Blake. I've never heard you sing. I've heard you sing, so it's us three. No, like we can all carry a tune. Fairytale in New York. I believe in Father Christmas. The waitresses. That's one of my things. Waitresses is a Delta. So that's not the waitresses. Which one's that? The Christmas songs have to have Christmas-y things in them. Oh my God, Shai. Truffle. Yeah, it must have been. I think that is it. For the year he is. I think he has as well. You could say it's going to have Christmas in the title. Yeah, sort of thing. So like E17, they literally, that stay another day isn't a Christmas song. I don't want a Christmas song. But they just put white jackets on. John Lennon. Yeah, that's Christmas, isn't it? War is over. If you want it. I don't know whether I like the Christmas song. It's in the title. I hope you have. Let's hope it's a good one. Is it Merry Christmas War is over? It is. It's shopping off the next year. Yeah, yeah. It's the opening line, isn't it? It's not a non-Christmas. No, it's not a non-Christmas song. It's a war. What about simply having a wonderful Christmas time? Paul McCartney. Beep, beep, beep. It's a bit like your films. The songs that got Christmas wrapped around them. They were going to come out to Christmas. I don't think he did. No, I don't think that was in his wheelhouse. It's not really what he liked. I don't think he wanted to be there. But it feels so empty without Christmas. I don't know. Christmas, Christmas. See, what you do in there is you're just sitting in there and I'm singing a song on a Christmas. Very much like I am. Best Christmas song of all time. If you really love Christmas. Come on and let it show. So baby, what you're saying is your favourite film. You've took a song out, your favourite Christmas film. And now you're trying to force us to say that's the best Christmas song. And because he basically she wants Christmas into love is all around. Do you know what you are? In the old days. When a child is born. When Johnny Mathes. You go and watch a film at the pictures, right? When they put it on telly, they'd clip it down to a size that fit your telly, you are the film with it. What was the bonus? Your dimensions are so narrow. Bonus must have had a Christmas. Bonus must have had a Christmas. Bonus must have had a Christmas. A child is born. Johnny Mathes da. Well the child is born. No, the other one. No, bonus must have had a Christmas. The other one. The other one. The other one. Christmas day. We live whatever. Be gondi y song y ffonis y swi'n gword. Rhaid. That's gonna take us out. Thank you all for joining us. They've got a Christmas album. Bony, ye? Yeah. Yeah, they will have. Wow! Slade band day. Don't do your band days. It's depression. Don't do band days. Ah, Piper Peace, of course song. It's the 10th of the 2000 Mers. Do they ever mention Christmas in the Piper Peace? No, but it was at Easter. No, I know. The video and the songs all around. But the song is around. Allan ei ddech antigad, ti cho'n gwyddo i'r ein sled, dwi'n cael'u Nos Ryf Llyfr. Dw i fi dweud wrth ymateb yno ag Andrew Po Waron i'n gwybod byddai. Efallai os yw gadewch? No, nid yw'n fyw bod angen! Efallai os wedi gwbadol i'n wneud. Fy lhes, dyna gynnu'r ffordd, fel digonwch! Mae mewn llun ddau'n Ie Shmankang Ie Shathe. Efallai os wedi gwbadol i'w ffordd, rydyn wedi ein peth. Felly mae'r cystafell yng nghymru? A chrysmys. Os yn Grufffeyrdd, dyna. Rydyn nhw'n ei gyd yn ymwyng iddyn. Fe o feddwl! Dyna'r ffordd yn naed. Rwy'n cael ychydig gyda chi. Rydyn ni'n gwybod eich gwasanaeth. Rwy'n cael ei gwasanaeth.