 Welcome to the Facebook group, the International Brotherhood of Polyvans. This is a group honoring safe, drug-free, old school, ancient warrior, physical fitness, the martial arts, professional wrestling, old school professional wrestling, and all sorts of just honest, drug-free competition sports of all kinds, whether it be weightlifting, powerlifting, kettlebells, whatever, martial arts, I said that already. You know, it's just, it's a man cave in an alpha male's locker room, let's put it that way, on cyberspace, on the internet. I want to welcome Donald Booth, Donald Booth, welcome to the show, and most of all, I want to welcome back my very special guest co-host and very close friend, the one and only Jeff Zambello. Jeff, how you doing, buddy? Very well. Very good day. Okay. Ready to be here. That's right. And I'm me, too. Now, seven lucky bells to chase away the evil spirits, and that's the Hotel Bell from the Hilton on Polyfoli Road in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, the official on-location office of Jeff Zambello, and, well, it's not from the hotel, it's a hotel quality bell. So anyway, I am pouring some craft beer. I think Donald Booth would appreciate this. This is my first time trying this. It is Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter by Sweet Baby Jesus Company. And I'm going to pour it right now. All right. Porter is like stout, but I believe it is made from malted barley instead of roasted barley. And it's got a nice head on it, and it looks really good. It's very dark, almost black. Let me smell it. Oh, I smell peanuts. So, yeah, it's really, it looks really nice on video. Look at that. It's like, it's got a head that hangs in there like in a stout, but Porter is, like I said, malted barley instead of roasted barley. And it really does smell like peanut butter. So, when the head dies down, I'll take a sip, and I just want to show the folks. Now a religious fanatic zelot that is part of the craft beer snob hoity-toity group refuses to purchase or drink this because he said it's blasphemous because of the name. Well, then he's a judge. You know, these people are going to get a life up there right now. You're telling me. A lot of issues. I don't know whether it's a short penis or whatever, but he's got some serious problems. That's what he's all worried about. You think he thinks that people like him thinks that God has no sense of humor and that he lives in a box. He actually thinks God would not find this amusing that, you know, to call craft beer a sweet baby Jesus company, chocolate, peanut butter, pouring out. I mean, come on. At least they say it's sweet baby Jesus unlike some of the other politically correct words so we don't get centered off this YouTube or whatever radical groups that wouldn't honor our wooden savior in such a favorable way. I mean, look, with all the real problems in our country and in this world and possibly in the. Well, I know he, I know he, I know he does. I know he does special shows about bourbon whiskey and scotch and rum and I know he drinks lots of hard liquor and he drinks, he drinks lots of dessert wines and I mean, he sucks whiskey down like a camel sucks water and but, but he is, he says this name is blasphemous for a craft beer company does you use that name so well, he got annoyed at me because I use the word evangelical zealot, yeah, a zealot, a zealot. Look it up. Well, don't, hey, don't TV evangelists usually show up like that they wear a white suit they're all in white, like Ricardo, but humble people when they get married, you know simple gold band, the wedding ring, yeah, all these diamond encrusted wedding bands, like, well, the, yeah, they, yeah, like they dress like Ricardo Montalban on fantasy I'm in they're all in white. They even got white shoes they they they prance around they dance they do the moonwalk and everything and and they hallelujah, yeah, yeah, God's talking back remember Steve Martin did that that that's spoofed that satire about TV evangelists and and you know what and they make believe they're radio secretaries they give the young voluptuous woman as a personal assistant, right, they have interns like Jim Baker did they have interns middle-aged married woman to become their secretaries, right, that's that our experts at taking dictation if you know what I mean, but that was funny for a little honeymooners film about and also we need old fashion jingle bells the levity bells paying the respect homage to the ancient masters to the world largest and loudest jingle bells okay and old-fashioned police whistle see that here's to all the hypocrites out there the sanctimonious holier than thou people pucillanimous pipsqueaks what's the other word besides sanctimonious a self-righteousness that that that do other things that are not too cool for it you know with religion but they get offended by the name sweet baby Jesus you know chocolate peanut butter porter which happens to be folks delicious i did my words um this guy conference gonna get even with him because it always does look up michael avonadi he thought you know you know the liberal media right with cnbc or cnm right you know all these patients are they thought he was holy as in thou right now you know the corruption he's he's facing right well he's in hot water right now three hundred and thirty five years of prison right so this guy this hypocrite that doesn't like a sweet baby jesus uh beverage products yeah beer right you know the real label what a sticker in a bottle but don't worry this guy will get caught on uh you know some five-time television show like 2020 or date line when they do it you know with those strings you know with a prostitute you know that the woman police again the kind of police woman you know solicit them for prostitution and then all of a sudden she takes it back to the motel six right in the closet and then the bathroom are uh i think it's six like a half a dozen uh police officers ready to arrest them don't worry well what when when i was before when i went on the show that i invented called fandango friday because i felt that the people were way too serious and way too stiff on their craft beer review shows so i said i figured you know gee everybody knows about casual friday in the office let's try fandango friday with with reviewing alcoholic beverages and and the rule was there was really no rules you can bring anything you want wine or whiskey rum whatever or beer right and you can bring a musical instrument if you can play it and it was supposed to be a day a show to loosen up and have fun well guess why they don't want to loosen up and have fun they were so stiff and rigid and anal retentive that they ganged up on me uh like a tribunal of judges and they were very judgmental because they have no life they're they're geeks they call themselves beer geeks now if you can't loosen up right now we're getting somewhere self-proc proclaim elitists now if they can't loosen up and have fun on a friday then they have problems man they they don't have a wife i mean literally and and the emerald you know why is their wives at home looking for guys like us well they if they have wives or girlfriends they they obviously don't have alpha males with them you know like certain women call other men uh other cinnamon one that's right that's right and and and um they um you know they really took offense to hearing an honest person tell the truth like myself and uh i just couldn't take it anymore i i i just had to leave and the emerald mystic beat the hell out of him on on a live youtube video the emerald mystic came to the rescue of james p madonna myself and he did a number on him and and there was like i think there's there's almost like a hundred views of the emerald mystic's video because that they got all bent out of shape because the emerald mystic named names and he hammered and hammered and hammered and he hit below the bell in the old kool-yoons in the in the in the ballinis and they couldn't handle it and you know what the emerald mystic is not done with them actually i'm i'm not done with them because i just i just tore them a new asshole just now but but there's something oh by the way this tastes really good jeff i i highly recommend the people if you like you know alpha male craft beer this is the way to go but now jeff sam bellows coming to the rescue yeah did our friend crampus need to come to the rescue for little unsupervised savvy obstacles uh who climb inside the ice cream station there's only one where they want the aids are supervised now crampus used to be on this holy rollers uh uh hard hard whiskey show called dawn breakers he used to he used to uh drop in on him like at six a.m. and and he and the guy banned crampus because crampus was too harsh this is the holy roller that now on at the buffet today the royal hibachi buffet there was only one strange kid it's always a little boy that causes mischief and he was his fault it's a parent's fault so yeah until this audience knows you know james and i are very nice and loving people he has to call for truth so we're not like attack on little children or anything when we say these things it's about the parent well i attack modern modern day parenting because a child if a child is in someone else's place of business they should not be unsupervised if they're a minor there should be a guardian or a parent with them they shouldn't be diving into the ice cream freezer uh like this little kid that was rubbing his friggin nose as he was scooping ice cream his his schnazola his proboscis was hanging you know over and i was watching him closely to make sure he wasn't dripping because i would have freaked out now radioactive um blueberry ice cream oh no that wasn't blueberry that tasted like cotton candy it was horrible i i i took one little spoonful and i go this is not for me the green rate the radioactive green churnobyl turned out uh ice cream turned out to be like a french vanilla with pistachios in it it was actually quite good but but the blueberry no no it was like it was like carnival cotton candy you know like that that that that that that you know hold on hold on okay now seriousness jeff sam bellows muscle and ministry with a message he has special events coming up and they're coming real soon and take it away jeff sam bellow and let's update the people on these fantastic events so next week a week from tomorrow be in the province of prince everton island one of my students and um actually too much students but one in particular this young man he's a father of three 29 years old he's in a 242 pound class he training he trains he trains at like six hundred six five pound deadlift he does two reps with six thirty five he does four reps with six oh five so four reps times three seven uh with six oh five he's gonna go seven hundred pound deadlift uh with three judges there wow three judges wow he's gonna be interesting about 460 and it's all unequipped and uh i'm very proud of this young man this guy is so enthusiastic about training i get five to ten messages every single day from this young man and because he's so excited about training it can be i gotta tell this kid to slow down a big day well you're his you're his mentor you're his guiding light and he looks up to you and you know something if you turn if you turn him into a champion and he starts winning medals stay national champion next year in 2020 he's gonna go for 800 pound deadlift you know what it's so equipment like these jerks these little faxos you know he's probably does a diet hot jacks in the 50s or the 40s because i'm one of this guys gets veins all over his arms his chest his shoulders everything right he's lean this kid has a 32 inch weight at 242 pounds wow 32 inch weight and anyways um no this is gonna be breaking 800 pounds in 2020 so he has a real v-shaped torso him and he's like v no he's huge and he's he's a tough tough kid but he's humble and one of the things i like about this kid right is that he doesn't walk around the gym like a tough guy because he doesn't need to and he talks to everybody he's a kind person he appreciates a second chance at life and i'll tell you i i have good talk to him it's your business to me and he's gonna have a good good life he makes me so proud and i call him my adopted son that's a problem your advice is second to none there there is there's very few people that can turn a person's life around like you because you're teaching him longevity in physical fitness as opposed to short term you know what i mean like and it's not because i get you know i'm a paid coach or i'm paid this or that i receive nothing as full of money monetary payment i receive gold just like i would see your time james p madonna this man gives me his time and i'm gonna say something and i don't care james that gets uh you know blushes in the face or whatever but very few people give a rough ass about most of people james p madonna he's my brother with capital letters because he gives me his time in capital letters time is something one cannot get back but when you invest in time god the creator sees that i'm very touched i'm very touched i'm going to dig up a a basic adult of that sweet baby jeez i'm there i am it's wonderful and i'm very i'm very i'm very touched i thank you the water story uh hypocrites in the centers uh from silicon valley all the censorship well james this is like a bird well the show i did last week with uh gary w o is we discussed in depth the corporate fascist censorship that's going on like and they're really trying to to dummy us all up and take away our our right to a first amendment right or freedom of speech and and they really don't like people talking on social media because they want to brainwash us like lemmings like not we are street wise with street people so hold on speaking of brainwashing speaking of like uh wall street and big retail in america here they are the the big jumbo cubic zirconia stud earrings only one dollar for this beautiful pair look at them look at them one dollar these they're they're they're excuse me no they're not burping that was me they're that's a good work that's a sweet baby jesus burp yeah hey if how it's there can burp and make bulls millions so can i make millions so yeah right so get it get pretty white it's a boot yeah now look at that look at these cubic zirconias now who needs to spend thousands of dollars on a stone from south africa that's not even a precious gem anymore and with inclusions with imperfections when you can get a nice gorgeous pair of cubic zirconias and not get ripped off by jared or zales or or or k jewelers look at that look at that beautiful now i'm pro i'm keeping these at the reason why i keep showing these is i'm trying to prove a point that americans are suckers they're lemmings and they they they watch tv too much and they believe advertisement and the same thing goes on in your prison in credit card debt yes and and the fit all street now we we but we're not hypocrites like zealots but we believe in the physical and safe drug-free physical fitness world not the phony baloney physical fitness industry because we're not part of that i don't i just want to tell everyone i don't manufacture exercise equipment nor do i sell it i do not conduct seminars uh i i don't compete i don't own a gem i do not compete with judges but jeff does and i'm proud of him and i'm his biggest fan jeff sam bella does compete and he enjoys it and he's got and i'm very happy about his protege that he's turning their lives around it's incredible i'm telling you what jeff's doing he does he's been doing bible study for many years he knows scripture what what jeff's involved in is the real salt of the earth he's a pillar of society and um he's not he's not he doesn't cuddle no pun intended now now i'm laughing he doesn't cuddle actually actually how the fuck am i about now i now for those of you that don't know i i posted i put this should be on jack's joke shop i posted a video of of people again oh me pot of gold he gets i have to compete so i have to be i can be pussy nice and so but but james and i know what we're talking about so diddly up the annual windows diddly diddly do may i cuddle with you for a mere one hundred dollars cash there's a there's a there there are people there are people out there that are offering cuddling sessions for a hundred dollars which means it's not real affection they're just doing it for money and and since it's not sexual intercourse they get away with it now uh uh you heard what mario petrus said i would if somebody is is hugging me and rubbing me down like that my hand is going to be in between her legs there's no way i'm like you know i couldn't do that have somebody rubbing me down like that and well unless she was well if she was ugly she wouldn't i wouldn't allow her to touch me but you know if she was halfway decent and she's rubbing me and hugging and her hands are everywhere that the hell with that cuddling crap you know my mom and you know but anyway that was real funny it's on my profile for those it's just watching them talk and talking and you know i mean i don't we don't do it we're not in the business of of giving offering cuddling services these are other people and we're and you know that's why we're laughing uh it's you know we should laugh if people they weren't judges they could judge us all they weren't but you know what i'm still going to compete that's right with all my muscles i will never show up to a competition with skinny arms or skinny legs now i got something special to say uh a very old friend uh verne uvzian has joined the show also now i've known verne from since the early 1980s and i want to show verne something that personally that she gave me that came from her you know her mom's company in minneola long island she sold um concertinas and accordions imported from italy and and most of her clientele was in the midwest where they have polka bands you know polish and german you know the uh you know roll out the barrel you know she's she's too fat for me you know yeah anyway the jews harp came from verne in the 1980s it's made in italy and i still have it i still have it it's in it's still in the same perfect condition it was when she gave it to me in the early 1980s and i'm gonna play it uh all right still got it perfect condition i can play it better than ever so that's a a salute to verne and her late mother that owned the company uh i think her name was faith i could be wrong i think but that's not important by training i've been doing some hiking and some speed walking uh outside is the the snow's all gone we get nice warm temperatures up here like the sunshine so yeah i can't wait yeah you know what spring is you would do two games yeah there's lots of walking paths walking trails there's lots of walking trails the weather is becoming ideal even though the temperature has been dropping sharply at night spring is in the air and the uh the trees the dogwood trees have boomed and uh pretty pretty soon the two lips and i'm not talking about a labia uh or a two the two lips will be will be will be hold on we'll be in bloom salva please step into the dining room with my coffee i would like two lumps you'll keep on ringing that bell you'll get two lumps all right yeah the the two lips will be in bloom and over here people have a competition on who has the most elaborate gorgeous tulip display in front of their house say people are very competitive here in suburban land suburbia you know they do the same thing around christmas time jeff they they compete with the with the lighting and oh look at my house my house is the most gorgeous around oh it's wonderful you know so that that's what yeah but but whatever the old lady lives they do you know the elderly lady lives they do it they never they never shovel her walkway or wish her merry christmas but oh look at me like jerry thanks for the look at my christmas slice of my house but i will but i don't wish my name is merry christmas is i won't shovel the snow for the elderly lady next door they won't they won't talk to their neighbors they won't get to know their neighbors they won't try to help people in need they won't do shit but they will put a ton of flashing led lights in front of their house in front of their house to get attention so everybody stares at their house and say oh how gorgeous your houses but that's that's to me that's a phony christmas spirit that's what jesus called those out all the girls out the barracks it says boy you look your cup looks nice and white and clean on the outside but inside your cup it's all filled in depth and yes just like those christmas lights hide the fact that they try and watch them poopy stain in their underwear yeah their underwear is probably stain where it should stain on their underwear but they but they're wearing uh custom made arm yeah they got they got the azalea bushes and they got the japanese maple tree and they got the they got everything they got you know you name it they have it and uh their their lawns are manicured to perfection or but uh anyway uh jeff after uh oh yeah oh love me love me look at me i'm so beautiful kiss me kiss me need me need me yeah that was that was very accurate uh uh satire about celebrities and people in the spotlight you know that that you know and you know what happens to movie stars when they're they're no longer wanted anymore because because they're getting older is they they they have a meltdown a lot of the a lot of the stars the female mega stars uh of legend you know when they when they started getting less less roles and you know they're they're they were not in a spotlight anymore because somebody younger came around they didn't they didn't know what to do they didn't know what to it's like you know it's like a sports um um celebrity you know a sport a professional athlete's career is short it's not that long and and even if it was even if you took care of your health and you had longevity let's say let's talk about somebody i admire a lot i watched his documentary on netflix ted williams of the boston red sox ted williams even though he went into the he was in two wars um war war two i heard he was an outstanding pilot uh and in navy i think uh and he was in the korean war but you know he he saw he actually didn't see a tremendous amount of action between the both wars but he went but yeah ted williams despite the fact that he had a leave of absence for the military uh was pretty much the best baseball the best hitter in baseball that ever lived uh and and he wrote a book and he had everything down to a science and he played after the age of 40 he was still playing but you know he was on his way out but yeah okay you have long yeah yeah you know he stuck it out you have longevity and uh you know you but you could play but you gotta you gotta have a plan for retirement you have that you have to have a plan for what happens afterwards and what i'm trying to say is if you have a career where you're famous and you and you and you're rich and you have no plan for afterwards you know what if what if i get injured uh what if uh they don't want me anymore and some somebody young takes my place i and if you don't have a plan you you gotta be steps ahead and um now speaking of steps ahead after prince edward island there's an event coming up in dover new hampshire am i correct new hampshire yep uh it's cannibal uh meet uh sea coast sea coast cannibal club and uh we're looking forward to that very much looking forward to that that's on may 11th saturday may 11th that'll be you that will be i can't wait i've been training so hard for that and uh i'm dead and i'm all healed up listen the fact that you you rehabilitated yourself and you're all healed up because of what you have done with your protocol is is absolutely amazing there should be a book written about it i think maybe someday there will be but i think that your testical monial i'm sorry your testimonial your fortitude your intestinal fortitude your testimonial of how what you did with your injury and how you made a huge comeback and now now if you start really excelling with the kettlebell competitions forget it that story enjoy life i enjoy competing i love training and when i compete i plan on doing a lot of kettlebell competitions this year and um and uh i just every time i go to a kettlebell competition it's like christmas morning when you open up the presents it's just it's so much fun there's positive energy you deal with great athletes this kettlebell sport is the hardest sport i've never done in my life um because the last image non-stop was only one hand switch that's incredible and it's more of a mental toughness because you have this little quiet voice in the back your head that says oh if you put the kettlebell down get a little understanding no no no you fight that voice and that's how you win anybody who gets on that kettle on that platform male female young old whatever right it finishes the 10 minutes that is a is a winner well because you have heart you know you have heart to to to suck it up and and and and you do is in training and condition your mind with discipline you know and yeah but don't don't give away your secret but you have a secret weapon in your training for the kettlebell competition that you told me off uh off the air but you keep that a secret that's okay this is the part of the problem and i want i'm i'll talk about it because everybody has no method and that's what we're all about here are power lines we're helping each other and and not uh extorting each other or or whatever we're about to hear the help okay hi if you feel comfortable uh talking about your your training for this that's fine it's a you could do um if it's okay with you because you're the block no go ahead no go ahead tell tell me in a humbly in a humble way yeah and if people want to open up you know a discussion forum here i really welcome that because i could probably i i can always learn something from someone else with real life experience that can see them who i greatly respect yes anyways um so um let's see in the morning i do my ctt which is which james and i have patented uh is centrifugal centrifugal or centrifugal torque training and i do that with the fudge hammer steel club mix then after that and i also use persian meals and um wooden indian clubs for mobility whatever and um i'm just trying to speed this along then i'll do cannibal's portrait um i took a certification class in 2016 at the niagra cannibal sport open and the cannibal uh champion who taught it was danis vassalov uh from russia and he's a master of sport and he also has a master's degree in um kinesiology and all those stuff oh wow north education and he's also had this master of sport in paulific so he was a world champion paulific before he became a cannibal sport um master of sport and um so that's the highest hesitation you get and um um so anyways his course and so it's all about programming and so today for example i did um five minutes on my left arm uh at 20 reps per minute uh then you rest for five minutes then you do your right arm for five minutes and i went at a pace of 20 reps per minute with i walked at the top because you have to walk that's that's how you get a point um it's a fixate it's called fixation you have to count so that went well that means sunday i will do a ten minute set non-stop um and then i stop my cycle all over again uh the next week i train wednesday friday is sunday and then so wednesday will be um you train for multiple sets up to 12 minutes um say three four minutes or or um four three minutes or six two minutes as long as you get to 12 minutes but you get the same way you program it so then that's the morning and then um in the afternoon on my way to two days that's my schedule by days and my cctc days and my power for this um then i go to my commercial gym i do a lot of cable work everything is unilateral single arm so um i'll do a lot of cable work for my rear delt uh at different angles it's very important to switch the angle to hit different muscles different parts of the ten and the joints the lower jacob and do a lot of rear delt work then i do my delt work i do all i work out i do single arm cable stuff um you know i don't want exercises um for 45 minutes every Wednesday Friday sunday then i do the weight so then i walk over to the dumbbell rack and then i do my push exercises so i do incline dumbbell um presses like with um single arm um usually 15 to 20 reps each arm some multiple sets but i get a great burn great pump it's also great on the joint because 15 to 20 reps that is very nice on your joint it doesn't destroy your joint and you get all the fresh blood you get the lubrication that's a snuggle fluid in the in the mobility it's great and then i'll go do bilateral exercises after that that's my afternoon workout and then i finish off on those days with like 20 to 30 minutes of incline treadmill at a very fast walking speed with a steep incline and i push myself and i push i break mental barriers and um it's it's wonderful and then on my non-weightlifting days um i do an hour of cardio on those days and um so that's that's it all basic natural stuff and it just feeds my soul my spirit my mind my hormones it generates dopamine serotonin um or your adrenaline is flowing too all that stuff and and your your testosterone is maximized from from the deadlifting and the deadlifting i do on sunday and i do deadlifting i do set up eight i usually put you know three plates of which just i don't three wheels just three fifteen you know i'm not gonna pretend oh i do uh 500 pounds uh sets full crap i'm 54 years old i work up a 350 pounds i do sets of eight reps why because we do sets of eight reps with a nice moderately heavy weight against eight reps not three reps not five reps which heavy is it's gonna ruin your back it's gonna wear out your you know all the discs and everything i don't need a hernia is just playing my life so eight reps sets of three fifteen and i don't even count the number of sets i just i i could probably do anyway from 10 15 sets and because i'm watching on the gym and then i'll go attack it there's another set of eight and i'll do some other exercises let's pull up all my you know uh you're a wireless network i'm gonna work whatever get work and i'll go do another set of eight which means 15 because we have five different platforms so this is like i'm hogging up the gym with my deadlift bar no no no this opportunity is for other people at other stations and anyways and that's what i do on sundays and i'll tell you man my traps my lats everything my hamstrings are so pumped up it and then next day work on mondays it's beautiful i'm all sore but in a good way a good soreness with that healthy soreness oh yeah it's not sharp pain from an injury yeah not not not sharp pain from it from a muscle tear or an injury we're talking about a good soreness with good form with my shoulders behind the bar when i'm pulling it off the ground not in front of the bar where we use my lower back no when you put your shoulders behind the bar you're using your legs you push your legs to the floor yeah anyway that's enough of that that's enough of that grip i always use a double overhand grip well oh you know what i saw when i go for a pound i have to use a mixed grip you'll be put one hand is over the bar middle and under the bar anyway that's a whole different thing but i try to use double overhand grip to strengthen my grip for ctt the cannibal sport and to help with the deadlifts and um it's which are very very i form up over now of the biggest and most cut up they've ever been in my entire life i wish i had these warm ones in my 20s and 30s they're like poppy i love all day out there all this training all this old school training you know especially with the Persian meal and everything i love it well between the between your forearms and your and your horseshoe uh triceps you you know you when you wear a tight um a short sleeve shirt uh nylon or whatever you know it really stands out because i've seen some of your photos and you you you've made a vast improvement uh um well just to give people some consumer advocate tips i was in the store five below and they were selling these four or five pound miniature sandbags hey folks you don't have to spend five dollars a pop for these little miniature sandbags just go to Lowe's or Home Depot and get a 10 pound sack of play sand for a few dollars and you know you want to fill up your Bulgarian bag or your sandbag or whatever you want to do with it and you know you don't need to go to a sporty good store and get ripped off you'll you'll always get the best consumer advocate tips from yours truly and jeff sandbell now speaking of Bulgarian bag you know that uh elitist snobs are severely lacking a sense of human i said to an elitist snob in the fitness industry with a thin mustache i said wouldn't it be funny if you took an old Bulgarian woman and put her in a loadable Bulgarian bag and started swinging her around he says that's very offensive how dare you say i would do such a thing what if that was your your mother uh that some someone was swinging around right i said there was a joke somebody called up and your mother had to perform and uh the guy was in a time wait but we won't mention that yeah so go ahead with your story no the point is it was a joke i'm not gonna really i'm not advocating putting cable ties around the old Bulgarian woman's uh risks and things yeah i mean and these are the people that will never be able to sit in a gym locker room without the males and and joke around and tell stories you forget about that and and it's the same thing with the with the with the religious with the religious fanatic zealot that refuses to buy or taste sweet baby jesus uh craft beer because it is blasphemous it's a blasphemous name i didn't have a question on this church did this person ever fight with the special forces of afghanistan no no hell no no he never now why are they so special and and he goes to church all the time but i don't think anybody go to church but i don't think he's in he's ever involved in any charitable organization who's going to go to church everybody oh yeah he's always saying oh i'm off the church i gotta go i gotta run folks he's off the church if he's such a pious person how come the german shepherd across the street is always snarl snarling at him we're ready to bite him in the ass i mean i mean usually nice church going people the dogs usually like you you know i don't have any problem with dogs they all human game we all sin every day every single one of us she told me when this guy is driving home from work if somebody kept them up he doesn't say a little swear word under his breath or he doesn't get mad and say oh you know this and that i'm sure he does i'm sure he does more hey if he's drinking hard liquor at six a.m. oh yeah every day i don't drink with i don't drink scotch and bourbon at the crack of dawn and do a show oh my god i think i'm called dawn busters every freaking like uh five thirty in the morning do a lot a live show about whiskey i'm sure i'm sure his religious wife must love him with that with the whiskey breath at six in the morning well he's he's divorced but that that's besides the oh yeah i see there you go i just told you you know i'm talking about it why is he the boy hey uh hey well well hold on i'm blessing people i'm blessing people with my bourbon and scotch hold on i'm using the uh i'm using the the red belt you know when the priest you know goes you know waves that thing around and shoots out holy water all right when i do to get the casket i love hey hey hey hey i think i think it's a funny joke if somebody brought a couple caskets uh in a sporting event and says i want to do a real deadlift with with corpses in it i want to use a couple corpses in the in the casket one in each hand of the uh deadlift picture because you're pretty good at caricatures um especially with this beautiful new award but anyway um you should get a couple of caskets on the end of each end of the bottle is a the deadlift on the event wait a minute a bamboo pole with two two rings over each casket and you stick it through each end of the bamboo pole and you earn yeah to earn on the end of each order well and then you could say i make money the old fashion way i earn it i earn it oh by the way i gotta salute the new award we forgot to blow it out of your ass award right on the right on the polyvon group to blow it out of your ass award is for people that are lying sex of shit that are hypocrites and and they go around just bragging and lying about everything and you'll see it right on the international brotherhood of polyvons facebook group and of course this this will be on youtube with the link for people that are real serious about safe drug-free physical fitness to join this wonderful uh group uh unfortunately all the uh all the phony baloney fitness groups have you know many more members than we do we just have honest people with integrity you know but you i mean you can go you can go we just tell the truth with simple people that that tell the truth we're not looking for material gain here and other i'm looking for a complete fulfilling life and you know what when i spend time on this show yeah when i go to new jersey and visit my friend jane and i sit in down the three or four other times it's worth with a two dollar cup of coffee that's a million dollars right there and you know what they have memories they have real fast internet and they have great coffee and it's a great place for serious with that guy uh who's a good talk rate who puts uh in his basketball sneakers with dog poop on the bottom of them on the leather couches but wouldn't you know but we can't think oh mr cohen with the bitch tits mr bitch tits cohen and he was there the owner the owner of fun but business anyway yeah but i show one of them i i like the i like the dunk and donuts on main street and lower eye better if the people are nicer there and you know and and you can have real serious this is your nick garibald the avenue 146 yeah yeah he's not yeah it's right by garibald yeah they're both by garibald right but you can have some there's a lot of a lot of people that come in a lot of good looking girls come in the uh the the staff is real friendly and real nice and the internet is really lightning fast and yet you can have some really nice deep conversations business meetings whatever you know um uh to um a person i respect very much that genius ramsey of a new greek witness a great humble man who knows his who knows his craft he knows his craft there's other great people out there like like william calvanny kentheeson kashia zahd whoa wait a minute that's when is that going to be did that happen already kashia zahd in in in connecticut yep and that'd be very good and we'll i guess we're going to speak for ourselves a little more cheap for ourselves and but um anyways yeah if kashy if kashy uh he was kashy out of respect for kashy he would go very well listen i just i think that other people book him too um i hope other people people to learn from the great man i hope other gym owners in in on the entire east coast see the light and book kashy is odd in in their gym book and thieson too and book kentheeson book book kentheeson give william calvanny a call uh these are people with real knowledge real integrity and you know don't make kashy fly all the way back to sydney australia book him book him you know i mean the poor guy's on the plane the 30 hours you know book him you know i mean i don't know i mean i i i know it it's like the fly five hours can you imagine flying like almost 30 hours but anyway um that that that should do it um um it's it's at the 10 p.m. by you so i'm gonna blow to bolson's whistle and uh say uh till next time you're still there thank you my brother yes thank you here goes and welcome to our special physical fitness pirate ship till next time bye bye this has been a mega live 21 production