 to make my intro a little longer, I guess. I was, oh, trying to find something to drink for the live stream. But here we are. Welcome to Adam Does Movies Live. It's, what do we have? Tuesday today? I don't know, I have to say that. I say the day to help me remember where I'm at because it all kind of washes together. Right before I went live, my microphone attacked me. It actually fell on top of my head. So that might happen again. We'll see. We'll see where the night goes. But yeah, that was fun. I don't know if it'll show up on cam. I had kind of a welt for a little bit, but I think it's subsided a bit, which is nice over time. The show today is going to be a fun one. We're going to be talking about some of the most iconic movie quotes of all time. Not all of them. This is where you come in. This is where the audience kind of gets to play along. And of course, super chats are always the name of the game. Those are the ones I look at. Those are the ones that actually show up in the app I'm using to stream this. So if you have a movie quote, you want it read, I will showcase your quote, I will say it out loud and I will tell you whether or not I've heard of it before and know what the movie is. I have prepared my own list of movie quotes. Plus, we're going to be looking at a Hollywood top 100 of their picks is from the Hollywood Reporter. I looked at a few different ones. I thought this one was good enough to jump off of. I'm not going to waste a lot of time. I just wanted to do one other thing and that's give a special shout out to Brian Davis. I'm going to start doing this more often, but I want to kind of highlight community members at Adam Does Movies for the work that they do, the work that they put in helping to promote the channel. Brian Davis, I see him comment on most of my videos. He'll throw out a super chat. He'll throw out like an after the fact super whatever you call it something or another a few bucks and say, Hey, Adam, I love what you're doing. You guys should follow him, like him, subscribe, all that stuff. And then Brian recently reached out to me privately and said, Adam, I know you have a full-time job. You're a family guy and you do this as a hobby slash side income. I want to do something for you. So he purchased for me mortal combat one so I could have something for myself a little, a little gift for me a treat yourself if you will. So Brian, once again, thank you for being an awesome supporter and I'm going to be doing this more often with people at the unobtainium level over on patreon.com slash Adam Does Movies, the YouTube members. So yeah, just something I think is nice to shout out the community once so I'll let you know that I see you, I hear you, I appreciate you. Let's talk about my list now and you might not appreciate me as much when you find out some of the movies I in fact haven't even seen, which is just kind of embarrassing to be honest with you. We have a lot of, are these super chats? No, these are just regular chats. It's like, oh my gosh, look at all these super chats coming in. It's crazy. And then I was scared when I saw all these that my mic wasn't on. Whenever I see a lot of comments right away, it's like, Adam, we can't hear you. Adam, are you talking? That would have been embarrassing. But no, it's working. Let's go ahead and share this. If I can. Can I share this? Let's add it to the stage. There it is. Hollywood's 100 favorite movie quotes. Let me bring up a banner here. Okay. This is what Hollywood is ranked as their top 100 movie quotes. I don't agree with some of them. I did glance over this thing, but we're going to go through them in a quick fashion. Number 100, love means never having to say you're sorry. I don't even know what this is. It's from Love Story, which came out in 1970, evidently. I'm not familiar. Never seen the movie. 99, they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. This is of course, Mel Gibson in Braveheart, acted, directed. It's a classic. It's a very iconic line and something that still is said. I hear it once in a while said, 98, they call me Mr. Tibbs. This is another movie I have not seen in the heat of the night. Okay. Yeah, 1967. Listen, I love movies, but I haven't seen all of them. Even the iconic classics, even the films that I probably should have seen that are mandatory. I've not seen this film. I have heard that line before though. So I guess it's fair to put it on here. 97, when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, okay, I already know this quote's too long. You want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. Never heard that in my life. This is from one of Harry Met Sally, which doesn't surprise me because I don't even like that movie. I'm going to throw that out the right there. I'm going to throw that out there right now. I don't care for when Harry Met Sally. We do have a super chat already. Let's get it out of the gate. It's Kyle Nelson. Let's put it up on the board. I didn't say a Jew. I said a Jew. It's my name. Dave Chappelle Robin Hood Men and Tights. Beautiful pic, Kyle. I haven't seen Robin Hood Men and Tights in a fortnight. I should watch that again. It's a great little parody film, of course, of Robin Hood. My kids need to watch that too. Although my son didn't appreciate hot shots as much as I thought he would, he may still be a little young at 11 and it doesn't help that some of the stuff that it's parodying he hasn't seen, which is half the battle. All right, let's get back to it. Number 96, if you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you. I will find you and I will kill you. This is Liam Neeson from Taken, and this isn't even the line that I hear. Usually, when I go for Taken, I say, over time, I have acquired a unique set of skills. Oh no, I said that wrong. I have acquired a, how does it go? I have a certain set of skills, skills I've acquired over a long period of time. Somebody did that a fact. Regardless, this isn't the part from the movie that you should be quoting. It's I have a particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a long period of time. I think that's it. I think I got there. 95, you complete me. Yeah, this is a Jerry Maguire quote, Tom Cruise, Rachel, whatever her name is, fish lips. What is her name? I just did a movie with her, Rachel. Rachel, we got to keep moving. I put these up on the podcast now. So if I'm doing these pregnant pauses and awkward things in my head, it's it's not going to translate well to audio. So we got to move on. It'll come to me down the list. And I will get there. Zegler, Rachel's that is something with the Z, there's a Z in there. Number 94, my name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix regions and loyal servant to the true emperor. This is not a line. This is a full diatribe. No one says this. People like hardcore gladiator fans may know this whole quote, but that's not something you quote quickly to someone. This is 93. I drink your milkshake from there will be blood. One of the final lines in the film when he's going off about how he has taken all the oil in the surrounding area. Great flick. 92, get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape. I think it was earth all along is another great line from planet of the apes. Charlton Heston, of course. 91, you make my you make me want to be a better man. This is from as good as it gets. Jack Nicholson. Okay. Um, I don't know if I would say that that's like a quotable thing people say. This definitely is as if from clueless. Alicia Silverstone made that a thing. She did what the mean girl couldn't. She made fetch a thing. She made as if a thing. 89. What 89 Chewie were home that from force awakens out of all the Star Wars lines and all the world. You had to go with Chewie were home. I think not. I think it's true. All of it is even more quotable than that one. But there has to be like 70 more Star Wars quotes on here. If we're throwing Chewie were home in the mix. 88 forget it. Jake Chinatown. This is of course from Chinatown. I've never heard someone say that in my life. I have heard this from this is spinal tap. These go to 11 classic parody film again. This is a Christopher guest movie. He did a mighty wind. He did as what is it best in show, which is my favorite of the Christopher guest movies waiting for guffman. A mighty wind was really funny to 86. I'm walking here. I'm walking here. Dustin Hoffman. Midnight cowboy. I've heard that many times. I am walking here. 85. It was beauty killed the beast. Said obviously this was in the old 1933 King Kong. But Jack Black says it in the Peter Jackson version as well at the end. And it wasn't supposed to be Jack Black that said it. It was supposed to be the original actress or one of the older actresses. But she died sadly like a week before filming. True story. 84 badges. We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges. Now I remember this in blazing saddles to a degree. But this is from the treasure of Sierra Madre. 1948. I've never heard of this film. They mentioned blazing saddles. 83. I'm just one stomach flew away from my goal weight. That's a funny line. Never heard a single person utter it. But maybe I'm not running in the right circles for that. That's from Devil Wears Prada. This is a gem of a film. I've seen it probably five times. I'm not even joking. I love it. Celebrate Meryl Streep's entire catalog. Number 82. They call it a royal with cheese. Pulp Fiction. Samuel L. Jackson who's got a ton of great lines in this film. I don't even know if this is like one of the most quotable, but it's a good one. 81. They're here. What? From Poltergeist. They go with the little actress Heather O'Rourke. Oh, she died when she was 12. According to this write-up from The Hollywood Reporter. That's really sad. She was six in the movie. Come on. They're here. This house is clean. That's the line. That's the line from Poltergeist you use. Number 80. Magic Mirror on the Wall. Who is the fairest one of all? It's no white. Fair. I'll allow it. 79. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. That's a Godfather 3 quote. True story. I have yet to watch Godfather Part 3. I own it on DVD, on Divid if you must. I own all three of them. Never watch the third. I heard it's terrible. I won't do it. Jan Rose has a quote for $5. What's in the bag? A shark or something? Snake Eyes or Anything with Nicholas Cage in it. Oh my God. Snake Eyes is so bad. I hated that movie, Jan. But thank you for the quote. And yes, anything from Nicholas Cage should be, there should be a lot of Nicholas Cage quotes in this. I do have one on my own personal list. What's in the box? From seven should be on the list as well. I do not have it on, but it should be. 78. Nobody's perfect. Something like it hot. Haven't seen it. Yeah. Haven't seen it. Yo, Adrian. I've seen Rocky. I've seen Rocky. Sylvester Stallone. Yo, Adrian. Classic. Hey, Paul Lee. He's got a lot of good little nuggets. 76. Wax on. Wax off. This is from the Karate Kid. I think we all know there's a line more quotable than this, and that's Sweep the Leg. Sweep the Leg isn't on this list. Hollywood Reporter, you done fucked up. 75. You ain't heard nothing yet from the jazz singer. 1927. I haven't seen it. I know. Shocking. I haven't seen a movie from 1927. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room. That's a great line. That's a Stanley Kubrick film. Dr. Strangelove. I have not seen Dr. Strangelove, but I recognize the photo. And yeah. 73. I don't want to survive. I want to live. I think that's from 12 Years a Slave. Yes, 12 Years a Slave. It is a really nice line that no one's ever said ever in the real world. 72. Elementary, my dear Watson. Or elementary, I guess, would be more appropriate. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. It's been said in many different formats over the years in Sherlock. It is a great line. 71. That'll do Pig. That'll do. Or the more popularized, I think, that'll do Donkey. That'll do from Shrek. This is, of course, from Babe. Not to be confused with the sequel, Babe. Pig in the City. 70. I wish I knew how to quit you from Brokeback Mountain. I have not seen Brokeback Mountain. I heard it's good, according to the Academy. It's a very good film. I just haven't seen it. 69. Good morning, Vietnam! There he is. There's our boy. Good morning, Vietnam. 1987. Robin Williams, R.I.P. My precious, dirty, filthy, tricksy habitus. They took it from us. Our precious. That was my Gollum impression. That runs to trickstice precious. Oh, man, Lord of the Rings is so good. Argo, fuck yourself is 67 on this list. Argo was a great little picture directed, acted by Ben Affleck. It was a great line. Argo, fuck yourself. It's alive. It's alive from Frankenstein. Number 65. I have always depended on. I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. That's a streetcar named Desiree. Number six. Go ahead. Make my day. Clint Eastwood. Yeah, of course. I assume that we're also going to have dirty Harry on this list, then. Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you? I mean, it's got to be, right? Number 63. I mean, funny like I'm a clown. I amuse you. There's a peshy vehicle here. Goodfellas. 1990. Great movie. Okay, 62. We got more Star Wars. So maybe it's not all lost. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. Yeah, that definitely belongs on here. 61. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. Okay, this is from to have and have not. 1944. And I have not seen this movie because it's in black and white. Gross. That's just gross. Number 60. You is kind. You is smart. You is important. This is from the help. I can just see the picture and know. Nobody, again, what? Why? Why is this on the list? Who says this? Number 59. After all, tomorrow is another day. Yeah, we had to find something for gone with the wind, I suppose. Number 58. Stella. Hey, Stella. A streetcar named Desiree gets two spots on this. 57. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. Okay, that's a fine line from Wizard of Oz. I will assume that going down this list, we're also going to get there's no place like home. There's no place like home. We're also going to get Fly My Pretties. We're also going to get I'm melting. I'm mad. That's got to be the most iconic. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. No. That's like the fifth or sixth thing from Wizard of Oz you take. 56. I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. I hate that line. It's stupid. Notting Hill. How about Notting Hill? Number 55. We got a quote from The Big Lebowski, The Dude Abides. This is another movie where there's like 45 different quotes that could have been replacing this one. 54. Hasta la vista, baby. Okay, we have a Terminator 2 quote. I assume we're also going to get I'll be back in the mix at some point, but Hasta la vista, baby's a good one. Number oh, we do have another Wizard of Oz. I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too. That is a good that's a good one. I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. Is that in the mix? Man, Wizard of Oz is a lot of jams. Play it Sam. Play it as time goes by or play as time goes by. I'm sorry. This is a Casablanca quote. I have seen this movie a thousand years ago in film studies class. Number 51. I'm having an old friend for dinner. Okay. If this is the line they use from Silence of the Lambs, we better have more cooking down this list. I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. That's a great line at number 50 for who framed Roger Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit did have some great lines in the film. Number 49 in the I think overrated kind of lame field of dreams. We have, if you build it, he will come. Okay. Just keep swimming at number 48. Finding Nemo of course. It's a great line. Dory had some good lines. 47. Mama says stupid is a stupid does from Forest Gump. Tom Hanks knocked it out of the park. We also have life is like a box of chocolates in this this movie. There's some great quotes to be had for sure. 46. Titanic. I'm the king of the world. This line was so beloved that James Cameron went on and said it live in front of a full studio audience at the Academy Awards. It was very cringey. 45. Shaken. Not stirred. That's a good line. Bond. James Bond will probably be in here too. 44. What we've got here is a failure to communicate. Okay. This is a jam. Cool hand Luke. I'm a big fan of this line. Oh, and I am big. It's the pictures that got small. That's another one. I'm big. It's the pictures that got small. I've heard that line quoted in other movies, of course, referencing this one. That's from Sunset Boulevard. Okay. At 42, we have every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. Yeah. It's a wonderful life. Okay. That's fine. I'm moving. Number 41. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer or closerlier, if you want to say it incorrectly. That's a Godfather part two line. It's a good, it's a very good line. 40. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. That's unusual suspects. I saw this movie for the first time. Well, I shouldn't say that. I saw this movie when I was very young, but I saw it again like six months ago. Really enjoyed this film. It was kind of like watching it for the first time. 39. I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore. Network. 1976. I did not see network. 38. This looks like too long of a line to possibly be quotable. You don't understand. I could have had class. I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am on the waterfront. No one has ever said this ever. Number 37. Roads where we're going. We don't need roads. That's doc from back to the future. Very, very, very solid, very quotable line. I've said it at nauseam really. Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night all about Eve. I remember a movie called All About Steve. That one was probably not as celebrated. Let's pause and go to superchats. I'm going to take a drink of soda here. Take a quick break. Commercial break. We'll be back in a second. Okay. Ninja with a powerful 499 superchats says, better Star Wars quote, use the force, Luke, or I am your father. Yeah, of course, Ninja. Of course that they have to be on there, right? If they're putting that other crap, it's got to be there. Instead of chewy, we're home. Come on. Kyle Nelson for $2. No soup for you, Seinfeld. Kyle, this is of course a movie quotes. I love where your head is at. Seinfeld's my favorite sitcom of all time. I could easily come up with a top 50 Seinfeld quote list. Maybe that's something we do as a special Patreon only thing. I don't know, but this is Adam does movies of course. It would be silly for me to do an entire episode solely for Seinfeld as much as I would like to. That just doesn't seem on brand for the channel. But no soup for you. Of course, the soup Nazi says it. Elaine pounding on the table being just a complete bozo. It's just, it's terrific. Who won't wear the AIDS ribbon? Now I'm thinking about all the lines in Seinfeld. It's got me all juiced up. No bagel, no bagel, no bagel. Okay. What do we got? Troy McClure, $2 super chat. Thank you, Troy. Network is fantastic. Watch it. A demand from Troy McClure. Okay. All right. I think probably all these movies that I haven't seen are fantastic. I just, you know, it's a lot of classics I haven't seen. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. I have seen apocalypse now several times and the, the, what is the, there was a documentary movie about apocalypse now, which is just as great because this movie, I think most people know was a complete disaster to make financial, financially ruined the director caused him to get a divorce with his wife. It gave Martin Sheen a nervous breakdown, which they filmed for a scene in the movie, wild stuff. Oh, there it is. 34. Gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do you punk? All right. There's dirty Harry. 33. Say hello to my little friend. I say this all the time in the worst impression possible on purpose. I also do the, okay, okay. And whatever I'm home, my brother Jake who rolls his eyes super hard and pretends he doesn't like it, but he loves when I do my Al Pacino impression because it's so terrible. And I also take the line from Batman, which is you want to get nuts? Let's get nuts. And I do it as Pacino. Okay. You want to get nuts? Let's get nuts. Say hello to my girlfriend. I think it's great. Oh, I love it. 32. Show me the money. Yeah, Jerry McGuire, Tom Cruise. It looks weird there. It's kind of weird there, but okay. 31. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. That's got to be a Godfather line. Yeah, Godfather classic. We got all three of them with quotes. Carpe Diem sees the day, boys. That is from the Deadpool Society. Another Robin Williams vehicle. I don't know why Aladdin's not on here. He's got some good stuff from as the genie, but all right. Oh, 29. Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you? The graduate. Vintage. Vintage. 28. I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. So they say, Shirley, you're serious. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Shirley you're joking. He says, I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley. Airplane, Liam Neeson, the king, the Godfather, the legend, the master of deadpan comedy. RIP, sir. 27. Here's Johnny from The Shining. Jack Nicholson busting through a door. Shelly Long. Oh, no, not Shelly Long. What is her name? It's not Shelly Long. What the frick is her name? Oh my God. I got to look it up. The Shining actress. Something Shelly, right? Shelly Duvall. Okay. Shelly Duvall. Well, the joke's ruined. I was going to make a joke about her terrible acting and that, but I'm the joke here. I'm the punchline. There's no crying in baseball, says Tom Hanks, in a freaking great movie called The League of Their Own. This line was ruined for me when I was younger in high school. A buddy of mine, he did this like stickball league, which was really fucking dumb. And he was also on the video editing committee or something in the AV club. We didn't really have one, but he was on whatever it was. And he would edit advertisements for stickball for him and his buddies to enjoy. And it would show during the cafeteria lunch and break. And he would change the, he would sample the line. There's no crying in baseball. And he would change it to, there's no crying in stickball. He would add his in. So that line's ruined beyond all compare for me because I heard it too many times. That was a long walk. Oh, there's that girl again, Rachel. 25, you had me at hello. There's another line from Jerry McGuire. Do they say who it is in here? You know what? I might do a full pregnant pause while I try to remember her name, and you just have to suffer through what could be minutes of awkward silence. A W maybe? Rachel, why do I keep saying Rachel? It's like a weird, long name. Oh my God, it's going to drive me up a freaking wall. We're going to keep going. I'm not going to torture you. Someone's probably yelling it out loud at their computer. We have a couple more super chats. Let's bring them up. Mike, hunt $2. You hit Becca's foot with your dick. Super bad. Super bad. Super great. Thank you, Mike. That guy mapped for $2. Oh, this is such a good, get busy living or get busy dying. That's from red. Shawshank redemption. I like how he just puts dash, Shawshank, because that's all you have to say for that film. Thank you guys for the super chats. Beautiful quote. And truer words couldn't be spoken. It really is something that you think about. You think, well, yeah, that's true. You got to be moving. You got to be doing stuff. 24, Houston. We have a problem. And that's Apollo 13. Tom Hanks again. We have a couple of Hanks vehicles on this list. Kevin Bacon. Kay Bacon is in here, of course. Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton. Bill Paxton. The one from Twister that's unfortunately not with us any longer. Bill Pullman is the Independence Day president. 23 to infinity and beyond. We got two Pixar quotes on here. Buzz Lightyear just living his best life. Pretend flying. Here, finally, we got some die hard. Don't worry. I covered some die hard quotes on my list. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. Bruce Willis, king of action films in the 90s. 21, E.T. phone home. I would also allow Elliot. You know, my mom didn't quote a lot of movies growing up, but she always quoted E.T. Elliot. She'd hold up the finger for no reason at all. It was awesome. 20, you can't handle the truth. Jack Nicholson, a few good men. Another TC movie, Tom Cruise. There's more Terminator. I'll be back. Okay, we got there. We got there. It's a walk-off. It's a walk-off. 18, I See Dead People. Hailey Jo Osmond. M. Night Shyamalan film. The Sixth Sense. I don't know why I'm building to this reveal. Everybody knows. 17, Bond. James Bond. So we did get there too. I was hoping for a Bond. James Bond. All right. 16, we'll always have Paris. Casablanca. Casablanca again. Do they have, he's, here's looking at you, kid. Is that on here? 15, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. The final line Humphrey Bogart says, is this back-to-back Casablanca? Yeah, it is. All right. Wait, is Rosebud on here? We got Rosebud in the mix? 14, I'll have what she's having. Can we not have two quotes from when Harry met Sally? 13, why so serious? Heath Ledger, of course, Dark Knight. 12, hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. The Princess Bride. Here we go. I am your father. Everybody says, Luke, I'm your father. It's a missed quote, but we don't care. It sounds cool saying, Luke, I'm your father. At number 10, the first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. I love Fight Club. It's top 10 for me. It always will be. It's so freaking awesome. It's a mind trip, visual splendor, narratively complex. Number nine, there's no place like home. All right, they're kind of covering their bases with some of their picks. That's Wizard of Oz. You talking to me? We have Taxi Driver. I have not seen Taxi Driver with Robert Tenero. I feel shamed. I've shamed myself many times about this. Of all the gin joints and all the towns and all the world, she walks into mine. She walks into mine. Casa Blanca. There's like five Casa Blanca quotes on this list. Number six, I'm going to make him an offer we can't refuse. Let's do my, let's do my, uh, let's do my, uh, dunk a chino, my alpachino. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. Okay. Number five, Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. Lot of Wizard of Oz. Number four, may the force be with you. Also with you. Here it is, Jaws. At number three, they're going to need a bigger boat. Some people misquote say we're going to need a bigger boat. It's all fair in loving basketball. Number two, here's looking at you, kid. All right. I called it Casa Blanca. Number two, here's looking at you. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn is the number one on their list from gone with the fucking win. All right. We got through it. We got through it. Ooh, what a predicament. Face off. I hope you enjoyed that. Now let me give you some quotes of my own, but first let's hear a word from our super chats. Not sponsored. There's no sponsor. There's no sponsor. There could be. I've been turning them down left and right, folks. Some of the weasels that come out of the woodwork to try to get me to plug their Amazon garbage, their video game chair, or their shitty headset, or their HD projector, that's only like $17. I can't imagine this is going to be very high quality stuff. Okay. What do we got? We got Kyle Nelson for $2. Family, any fast and the furious. Yes. We love our family. Don't we, Diesel? We've been diesel. Troy McClure for $5. I'm telling you it's jobs. We got to get jobs. Then we got to get the khakis. Then we get the chick. Oh, then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks. I fucked that up, Troy. I'm sorry. I'm telling you it's jobs. We got to get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks. Basketball, PS, watch taxi driver, slacker. First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women. Or the Homer Simpson quote, which is better. First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. He's referring to the giant pile of sugar that he got, literal sugar. $2 for Mike. I'm kicking my ass. Do you mind? That's a good, yeah. I'm kicking my ass. Mike, I have a lot of Jim Carrey quotes coming at you hot right now. Let me share them, not share like the screen. I'm just going to say some of the stuff that I noticed was very disgustingly gone from the list that Hollywood put together, the Hollywood Reporter, whatever the hell. Here's one. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. It's from Rowdy Roddy Piper from They Live. I noticed no matrix on the list. Are you fucking kidding me? Dodge this. Trinity, help. How can he be the one if he's dead? How can he be the one if he's dead? I love that one. God, I love it. I love that movie. Mr. Anderson. Die Hard. Welcome to the party, pal. How is that not on the list? It's such a universally beloved statement that you can make, especially at a party or a gathering of any sort. Welcome to the party, pal. This is a personal one that I used to say when I was a kid. I'm sure I sounded like a dipshit every single time. And I know I said it a lot. Wayne Dwayne says it in the film. He's the hacker. Oh my God, the quarterback is toast. I used to say that all the time. What a cringey thing to yell out. It was usually when we were playing a game of soccer or baseball or a sport or a video game and someone got taken down, lost. Oh my God, the quarterback is toast. In the movie, he just kind of like throws it out. They're doing a little bit of a sports analogy about the vehicle that comes in from the SWAT team. It appears the police have themselves an RV. Okay, how is, I'm getting too old for this shit. Danny Glover, lethal weapon, not on the list. Everybody says that. Everybody says that line. There's some old grandma somewhere saying it right now. There's some eight-year-old kid saying it right now. I'm getting too old for this shit. I'm a big fan of one-liners from Arnold, so we got all be back. But what we're missing is from Predator, stick around after he throws a knife through a guy and pales him onto the side of a wall. Stick around. Or how about in true lies, when he fires off a rocket with a dude strapped to it, you're fired. A precursor to him being in the apprentice briefly and getting to reuse that line. Okay, I mentioned Bill Pullman earlier. You can take the entirety of the Independence Day speech, put it on this list. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We will not be, I go on. It's such an iconic moment of the film. Also, Will Smith saying, welcome to earth and punching that alien in the face. Good stuff. Or Jeff Goldblum using our satellites against us. Checkmate. A lot of good stuff in Independence Day. Uncle Buck has a lot of quotable lines. My favorite is when Macaulay Culkin's character walks into the kitchen and he sees Uncle Buck cooking up a storm. He's just doing a workshop on how to make breakfast and Culkin says to himself, he's cooking our garbage. It's so good. You see the stir fry in the pan and it's not a pretty looking meal, but I guarantee you it tastes fucking great. Cable Guy. Cable Guy is a favorite of mine in the comedy realm. I love when he quotes a line from Waterworld that Kevin Costner says, which I don't think he actually says, but Cable Guy goes, dry lands, not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner, Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I've seen that movie, whatever he goes on for a while. Jim Carrey probably ad-libbed the whole thing. Owen Wilson has a line in there when he's having dinner and he's getting annoyed that the food isn't out yet. And he turns to his date and says, oh no, I'm sorry. He turns to the waiter and says, what's the story with our chicken? Have the eggs had a chance to hatch yet? Sorry to put you out. And then the guy walks away and he turns to his date. You see how he looked at me? Unbelievable. There's tons of lines in the movie, I could say. Ace Ventura, your gun is digging into my hip. And of course the one that people said kind of ruined it over the years, but do not go in there. Classic going out of the bathroom. The mask. Somebody stop me. And smoking. It's all lame now. Dumb and Dumber, the entire movie. The entirety of Dumb and Dumber can be a quote. Big gulps, huh? All right, see you later. Or, excuse me, miss. And this one I do say quite a bit to my kids or my wife. They don't care, but I still say it. Excuse me, miss, but what's the soup de jure? That's the soup of the day. That sounds good. I'll have that. Those skis yours? Both of them? Sammy, Samson, Samsonite. I was way off. Austin Powers, shall we shag now or shag later? There's a lot of lines in Austin Powers. Fat bastards got some great ones. Get in my belly. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. Chillies. I like the whole little monologue from Farfra Bissina when they're talking about Patty O'Brien and how he keeps a little keepsake for his victims. And he turns and says, they always have to be lucky charms. And then they both laugh and she explains it. It's a television commercial. Oh, I love it. Zoolander. But why male models? An ad lib line? Merman. Merman. You know, a lot of the lines in Zoolander are funny because they're repeated, such as the Merman or when Billy Zane comes out and says, it's a walk off. It's a walk off. Everything's funnier when you repeat it. Hansel. He's so hot right now. Hansel. True lies, I mentioned your fight. Okay, Jurassic Park. These aren't funny lines, but iconic is all hell. Hold on to your butts. That's one huge pile of shit. Muscovaster. Muscovaster. Or how about Nejri's classic uh-uh-uh-uh? Clevagal. That's one I say quite often. Clevagal. It's easy. It's breezy. It's cover girl. Office space. I've seen you've been missing a lot of work lately. I wouldn't say I've been missing it. And this is one I actually brought up earlier. I say this quite often. I celebrate his entire catalog. That's a line from office space because one of the characters named his mic names is Michael Bolton. Of course, there's a famous musician with the same name. So he's being grilled by his supervisors and they say, Michael Bolton, I'm a big fan. I celebrate his entire catalog. It's so good. How about just I'm Batman from Batman? I think that's fair to put on a list. I, you know, I did also put together a list of movie quotes that are debatably good, debatably bad, but 100% insufferable now. Nobody puts baby in the corner. Everybody and their mom has said this line. If I have ever said it, which I have, it's entirely based on the fact that I know I'll get a laugh reading the room that I'm in. It's 100% schlock factor. Sometimes I'll go down that route. Sometimes I'm not afraid to get dirty. You're my boy, blue. Everybody and their mom said this from the years old school was out. A couple of years went by where people were still kind of hanging on to you're my boy, blue. No cap. You can do it from the water boy. Rob Schneider said you can do it. And then they kept saying it over and over in Adam Sandler movies. This one I like because it's so bad. So that's it. What? We some kind of suicide squad. I love doing that. I love doing that, but changing the phrase. So what? We some kind of web development company, you know, whatever you're doing, wherever you're at. Star Wars cringe. I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere. Also another gem from the prequels just when we see our fearless evil villain, Darth Vader going, no. Scary stuff. The entirety of Batman and Robin. Mr. Freeze line collection. Chill. What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age. How's get to the chopper? Not on the get to the chopper. Now. Get down. You idiot. It's not the Tuma. Arnold has tons of great lines. You can do a whole 100 iconic lines from Arnold, 100 iconic lines from Jim Carrey. Easily fill that out. Spider-Man three. I'm going to put some dirt in your eye. Bully McGuire has become a meme over the years. Freaking love it. I'm going to put some dirt in your eye. Truly perfection. Okay. That's all I have. Of course, there are so many more. I mentioned one. I've mentioned one a couple of times that I like to say. Actually, I've mentioned a few. I like to say one of them is this really dumb line from Die Hard 2 where they're trying to find the annex skywalk, which is a separate airport area, a walkway to get into the annex, whatever. Bruce Willis is talking to the plucky janitor who's working underground in the sewers. And the janitor is like, oh, you need blueprints for the annex skywalk. How about this? And he opens it up and he's like, well, it's still under the construction. But if we look over here and move it there, there's the annex. There's your skywalk. So I'll say that just randomly. There's your annex skywalk. I'll blend it together because he just says there's your skywalk. But I'll say there's your annex skywalk. If someone's looking for something, my friends know the quote because, you know, I've said it and we've seen the movie, but nobody else on planet Earth has any fucking idea what I'm talking about. And that's okay too. There's your annex skywalk. Oh, the other one that I really like is just because the present the presentation, the way that the Nip Tuck actor whose name I'll never remember, I don't care enough to from Fantastic Four. I brought this up in the last one, but the line delivery is I've always wanted power. Nobody says things like this. It would be like, I've always wanted power or I've always wanted power. He goes, I've always wanted power. It's so good. Oh, I love it. I love it. Okay, those are mine. Some of my favorite movie quotes, some of them that just sprang to mind. And of course we went through a whole bunch of iconic ones. Does anyone else have anything to say in the super chat? Now is your time or forever? Hold your peace. Let's see. Let me go through it. Let me go through it. We have a couple. Oh, Kyle Nelson. Swing! Wayne's World. It's Wayne's World. It's party time. Excellent. Wayne's World's got a lot of good quotes. A lot of good. Hi, Wayne. Hi. A gun rack. Would Stacey buy his way in a gun rack? A gun rack. What am I going to do with a gun rack? I don't own a gun. I can't even get, I don't even own a gun. Let alone a gun. God damn it. I can't even get through it. Let alone enough to necessitate an entire rack. Oh my God. Wayne's World's great. A gun rack. Thanks, Kyle. Troy McClure for two dollars. Whoa. There's your matrix quote. Yes. When Morpheus jumps across the building, Keanu just goes, whoa. So what are you saying? I can dodge bullets? No, Neil. I'm saying when you're ready, you won't have to. Tell me, Mr. Anderson. What good is it? What does he say? What good is a mouth if you're unable to speak? Mike, hunt. For two dollars. It's my cat's birthday. Pineapple Express. James Franco. Seth Rogen. It's a stoner flick. Thank you, Mike. Kyle Nelson for two dollars. You're killing me, Smalls. Oh, Kyle is bringing up some gems. Sandlot's got so many great lines too. What has he got? S'more? Can I have some more? What? That leads into the you're killing me, Smalls. I also like the forever. Forever. You play ball like a girl. Goonies has some good lines too. Hey, you guys. Really, we should really be looking to the regal advertisement if we want to know what truly great iconic movie quotes are because that regal ad that they don't show any longer because it's been driving everyone up a fucking wall. That one has like 15 in it. That one's got a lot in it, and they are good quotes. So you're telling me there's a chance. I could probably just redo the entire regal ad. I've seen it so many times. This place is nice in my apartment. Oh my God. And then the girl, what does the girl say? Oh, so I got that going for me, which is nice. And then they walk into the regal and the guy spills. He's beauty and he's grace. Hey, you guys. You can't sit here. Oh no, what does he say? You can't sit with me. So you're telling me there's a chance. And then he says the, I knew it was you, Frado. You broke my heart. Yeah, that regal ad is really something else. It's really something special. All right. I'm kind of winding down the clock here trying to run it out, but we're pushing what? Almost an hour on the podcast slash live. I think it went very well. Like I said, there's so many movie quotes to choose from. It's hard. If you don't catch this episode live, you watch it later on YouTube, feel free to put your favorite movie quote in the comments below. I like to look them over, you know, have some fun. If you do have something you want said out loud in front of your peers, in front of your audience, please super chat now. I'll say it. I'll give you a tip of the hat and we'll, you know, we'll all go along with our day and have a good time. But I don't need to make this any longer. I have Mortal Kombat one that I can play once again. Thank you to Brian for that. That very beautiful gift. If you want to give the gift of supporting the channel, think about joining me on Patreon, at patreon.com. I can't talk. Look at this. I'm at the end. 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I'm going to try to put this up on Spotify slash Apple podcasts and other podcast services along with the traditional Monday podcast. So you usually get a couple of week. I screwed up and missed posting the Friday one last week. I apologize if you're waiting for that there, but this one will go up. I try to post some Monday morning and then Thursday morning and then Sunday morning. Like clearly I have a really well oiled schedule. Okay. I'm going to, oh wait, do we get, we got one more right at the end here. One more super chat shot out of a cannon ninja for 199. Finkel is Einhorn. Finkel is or Einhorn is Finkel. Finkel is Einhorn. That's Jim Carrey Ace Ventura again when he's realizing the Finkel is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkel. Your gun is digging into my hip laces out. Let's see that again. An instant slow-mo replay. A lot of good stuff in that movie. God, I love Ace Ventura. I need to watch that again. Okay. And with that, I bid you adieu. Thanks and I will catch you for the Friday night stream. Take care.