 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and let's just die already. I mean, let's play. Just, just die already. That's, that's the game. Sorry, I'm not threatening you. I'm, I'm not a really threatening person. I can't wait to simulate what it might be like for me to be an old man, especially since I become an old man in most of the games I play for some reason. I don't know, it must be some psychological thing. Even though I really feel like there's nothing going on up there. Yeah, there's nothing. I think there might have been a tumbleweed or two. Play with friends. I do not have friends. I didn't say, hey there, friends, how's it going? I say, I said, hey there. Friends, it's, it's an Irish saying you wouldn't get it. All right, jump in new gameplay by yourself. Oh, here I am. Who stole my shoe? Oh, my God. That flop over. I think he's already dead. Wake up, chicken. Wake up. Just jumping on the four chicken vox. Just do my old morning stretches. Yeah, this is how you do a reverse pull up. Oh, I have crabs. Great. Oh, OK, that's not a good start to the day. Well, I guess I kind of succeeded in the goal, which is just die already. Hey, what is going on in here? Nothing. Ignore the blood seeping under the door. Oh, all right, there goes the other one and my arms. Well, best get a start on the day. Oh, he's just walking around on the bones. This woman doesn't even see anything wrong with this. She's like, did you get a haircut or something? Oh, sorry, I didn't have a leg to stand on. Oh, no stairs on an oil slick as well. That's my bad. Oh, fuck's sake. God damn it. Let me just roll towards the door. I got to get out of here. Oh, that's soothing. Oh, I didn't expect that. Well, I just ruined the aquarium for everyone. Wait, is this my birthday? What a coincidence. It's also my death day. What is happening? What is going on? Why am I in the ceiling? What the hell is in this gift box? Did someone just gift me helium? Okay, I think I must have died and this is me as a ghost or something. Oh, God, a ceiling fan. Watch out. Oh, God damn. I'm getting hit by the ceiling fan. Can I start the day over again? Fatal error. Yeah, there was a lot of fatal errors there. I'm afraid. There we go. Oh, for fuck's sake. Now that is a textbook example of waking up on the wrong side of the bed. Oh, for fuck's sake. Come on. This apartment is a debt trap. Okay, I can still get around. This isn't too bad. How do I get out of my house? At least he's fucking agile for a guy with one leg. Oh, yeah. He's got moves. All right. There we go. I'm attending a fight back. My nemesis crabs. Oh, no. Oh, no. Fire bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I tried to cook my milk, but it didn't work. Now I'm just on fire. Drink the milk. Drink the milk. Drink the milk. Yes. Put out the fire. There we go. That somehow worked. This person won't let me out of here. They let me out last time. Wait, what have I done now? What is this? What am I in? Oh, no. Stop it. Stop it. Stop. There goes my head. Now they leave me out. I don't know how I'm eating this. So when I literally don't have a mouth, I'm not allowed out of here. What if I just cause chaos? Oh, I can respawn. I respawned in the trash. I am human trash. I've never been as immersed in the game. Are you? Come here. Wait. Electricity travels through bodies, doesn't it? No, it doesn't. Okay. Never mind. Oh, well. Killed by knowledge. Well, actually the bookcase was empty. So I was killed by lack of knowledge, which is a lot more accurate. There we go. I'm assaulting people. I'm hoping they'll get me kicked out of here. I don't know if I can cause much more chaos than this. Here, come in here, buddy. Yeah, hold him down. Hold him down. God, this is getting dark. Oh, now I'm gone under. Just doing a bit of scuba diving. You know, trying to relive my younger years. Oh, I came through the glass. Oh my God, bees. Who gives someone a beehive for a birthday present? I bet I had a lame pun like, let this be the best birthday ever. I hope this present gives you a buzz. Stop all this raucous this instant. I picked up the coffee cup and that was too much. You are out. Fantastic. I got kicked out of that prison. Oh my God. Literally, like right under my head. Lower carbon emissions. Kill a boomer today. Oh God, I got to get out of here. I am in danger. Weird flex, but okay. Oh, for sex sake. Why do you have an electric fence for retirement home? Oh, there we go. I got a heavy mallet from the vending machine. A very heavy mallet. Jesus Christ. This is a bad idea. Oh, I think I've gone into the air con. Luckily, my heavy mallet is jammed. Oh, no. There I go. Well, that's me dead. God, that thing grinded me up fast. No, God, that was close. Oh, that could have been me. But he takes a hit like a champ. Oh, he takes two hits like a champ. What is this? Oh my God, he's so fast with it. Look at this. He's riding the little horsey. That is so cute. That's what I want to do when I'm old. Just go insane. Hello. I'd like one, please. Oh my God. Why are you assaulting me? I didn't even do anything. That's it. I'm scaling the building. You've pushed me far enough. What the hell? Where am I going? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Oh, I made myself gently land with this. Wait, no, stop, stop, stop. Oh, God damn. It's tough being old. I'm Mary Poppins, y'all. No, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Oh my God, beds are brutal. They're the most dangerous thing around. Hello, everyone. Ignore the blood. It's just these blood thinners I'm on. I bleed like a banana. God, I'm like a cooler and more senile version of Spider-Man. Except, you know, with no legs. Hello, friend. How can I help you? Okay. All right. Wait, what the hell? A double-decker car. Oh, I've done all these things by accident. Look at all these items I've unlocked. A clown nose. Awesome. Oh, that's cute. No, actually, that's just a bit sad. God damn it, you bitch. Good thing I have this. All right, I think he's dead. I hate the young. Everyone just attacks me for no reason. Okay, that was justified, I guess. I was about to complain, but then I was like, No, I deserve that. I just attacked that dude for no reason. Watch out, a rake. Why is this guy even selling feckin' rakes? Look at that. Sue him. That is a lawsuit waiting to happen. I found bongos. Oh my God, this is really depressing. I am bongo the clown. Didn't really expect my day to be going like this. Clown nose, bongos in the park. Oh, all right, again, that was kind of deserved. Those bongos are really irritating. Bongo gamers rise up. God damn it, I just want your horn thing. It's like he's tuning it for help. I stole his hat that he was using to bust with. Okay, not even close to how ladders work. Not even close. No, still not there. Abandon, abandon this task. Abandon, leave. This is more my style. Elevators. Oh my God. I was even thinking, be careful, there might be electricity in this box. Shouldn't the warning sign be a boxing glove instead of electricity? Oh my God, I found an air horn. I better go back to that park. Those people are gonna want to hear my new sound. Hey everyone, it's me from earlier. Just running away. I'm taking your pie and there's nothing you can do about it. Eat that pie, eat the pie. Oh, that's my kind of performance, just miserable. Look, Swallows, swell up so your character is barely recognizable. Look at all these challenges that I've completed by accident. Eat so much you explode. That sounds fun. Find some medicine in the retirement home and eat it. I could do that. Hold your head in your hand and ride a hobby horse. God, that is specific. What? Wait, no, I am not trash. I am not trash. No, oh, that was too close. No, no, no, no, no, no, let me go. Let me go. He just ripped off my head. I mean, look at those abs to be fair. You could probably do that. Oh my God, he keeps picking me up. Just killed me, dude. Just throw me in there. Oh my God, he's spawn killing me. Like, he's just throwing me and then picking me back up. He's playing basketball with me, except I'm the ball. An industrial crusher is the basket. Oh, are you serious? They spawned me behind him, run. There we go. I got out of here. Even running through these bushes are getting so many thorns stuck in me. Oh, great. I can drive. Turns out I can't drive at all, actually. I've got that car stuck. Oh my God. Oh man, every step just kills me. I mean, I know that's the name of the game, but still, give me a chance. Oh, I'm going to heaven, I think. Oh, no, it's just a vent lifting me up into the sky. That was kind of peaceful, though, compared to everything else that was happening to me. Off effects, like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Be careful. I want to eat that fish. He's just drinking the milk on the floor. Look at him. He doesn't even mind. He's hurt. Oh, well, I guess no sense crying over spilled milk. Oh, no, I know. I don't want to eat you. I want to eat the fish. Oh my God. Okay, I'll go eat something else. This is far too awkward. Oh, damn it. I wanted to bring my shopping cart around and buy something nice for myself. I've had a rough day. What is in that trash? Jesus, it's like pure acid. In fact, in hell, this game is making me jumpy. I didn't realize this was a horror game. Oh, oh my God. I'm gonna have PTSD by the end of this. I found this balloon gun, but I don't know if it does anything. I can attach the balloons to things. Attach it to that. Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's great. I think I found my new favorite weapon. The gift of kindness. Here, take this, buddy. All right, I've come back to the old folks home and I am armed. Oh my God, that medicine. I did the challenge, but it just Insta killed me. What kind of medicine was that? It also got me to eat so much, you explode challenge. I guess it just tipped me over the edge. Oh, bathroom. What is this? A C4. Why was someone trying to blow this up? Here you go. Perfect. I hate sushi and fries. What was that about? I didn't even do anything. Well, you know, other than the bombing thing that I just did. Oh, no, okay. That really looked like insurance fraud. I'm not gonna lie, but it actually wasn't it. Mainly because I forgot to get insurance before I did it. What is this? Oh, I should attach this to this. I am an electrician now. I am helping society. I'm no longer a burden on the taxpayer. There we go. Ah, yes. Job well done. Go away. What do you have against all the people? And why do you keep turning me into a pay blade? Oh, no bees. I was just going to say I finally have something going for me. I can finally climb ladders. Keep going, old man. You can do it. No, stop screaming. You're making it. You're making it. No, his arm fell off. Oh, he has seen better days. I hope because today has been a rough one. My head is dangling down. I think this slipped my throat. God damn, this game is violent. See, it's games like this that cause violence. Oh, that dog has a wiener in its mouth. Grab the wiener. There we go. Hey, everyone, I've got a wiener. You want to see my wiener? Okay, but he really hangs in there, doesn't he? He's got a heart. You got to give him that much. How is he making those noises? Must be his wiener again. There we go. I put myself in the recycling pit. Please reuse me for something. I feel useless. What's he doing? He's humping the tire. Oh, a banana gun. That's just what I needed. I'm going to make the car's slip. It does not work. It makes them slip though, which is the main thing. Oh my God, where did all that blood come from? Okay, I'm not taking responsibility for that. That was not me. Oh, fucks sake. I was just going to say, he's doing great job of scaling these buildings. And then I just fell off. My God, he's just slithering along the road like something from Resident Evil. All right, you know what? He deserves to just be left in the recycles here. Just drop down. There you go. Take a little seat. Relax for the rest of your day. I was going to say days, but no day. You're definitely just going to die here. All right, we're going to end it there. I'm hoping he's going to end his life there because this is just torture for him. Every second is just more pain. But I hope you guys enjoyed killing this old man with me. It's been good. It's been great. I really hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate you watching as always, folks. And if you want to check out more of my stuff, I post every day here. But I also stream over at Twitch. The link is in the description. But that's about it for me. I'm going to go and not be old for a while to try and get out of this mindset because, oh God, I feel really frail after playing all that. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. Thanks for watching. Appreciate it. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.