 Hey, I'm not gonna lie, I'm about to look real drippy, Lowe. Oh, back's only backed out. Oh my god, our joining is... Wait, where were you gonna join, Lowe? A stupid... I've been spitting on people recently, man, when they pissed me off. Some people like that. Hey, if y'all are new to the channel, what the hell is this doing here? Yeah, I'm a horrible actor. That's why I'm on YouTube instead of Hollywood. Subscribe to the channel, little fellas. Phantom brings the ball up the court. Passes out of the shot to vortex. Drives lefts up to agent. Agent's gonna hog. Back out to vortex. He's gonna fake the pass. I'm an open mother... I'm gonna stick to the outer brick. Hey, are we gonna start scoring? Yo, my goal is... Oh! Oh! Yeah, you kicked out from the... Oh! I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. Bro, let me touch the f***ing ball. Not your video. You have to do something, man. Yes. Let me touch the ball, bro. Let me put my hands on it, man. All the way. Pull up. Oh, you're taking it. Big man! Take it all the way. Are you gonna give me a lob? Ooh! Like, this should be your option. If you down by 20, you get to fight on the court, because you're not gonna win that game. Hey, activate... Activate throw. It's like QTE. Yeah, QTE. Just click... Click circle to throw elbows. Yo, the love of my life just hit me back up, bro. Are you talking about your Tinder match, bro? Stop it. I just connected the dots. Yo! Tinder! Get off of it! Let's rate our fits, though, because I am gonna take a girlfriend. I mean love, so... Yo, y'all can hear me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a pee, hold on. Hey, I just want to get an update on your piss. Yo, get this out of my ear! Yo! Get juice in my ear! Oh my God! And he's not even a lockdown! All right, 2K17, when Phantom tried to brand himself as the best person at layups. And I was dogging. His bro hat is looking nervous. I hate this game. I hate what you and Miss Dunks, bro. I hate this game, bro. No, you don't, bro. Come on, Ronnie's watching, bro. Don't say that. Ronnie! Yo, I can tell you had a lot of passion in the way you said that, man. Oh, the Wii remotes came in. Lo, we have to record the NBA live thing for the second channel. Link is at the top of the description. Why don't you plug? I know, I know. I'll be plugging all the time. But in the bottom of the description, you can just scroll down and click subscribe to my second channel. It's already at 70K. You could be there before 100K. You could be there right now! Phantom, did you get a milestone? Mm-hmm. What's your milestone, dude? Yo, Vulture, what's your milestone? I'm going to rate the Walmart. It's not 15 cent! It's not 15 cent, man! Let me hear it 25! Let me hear it 25! Hey, don't ever, don't ever, ever in your life cut me off while I'm giggling. Don't laugh when you're not giggling. Hey, that's a cat. All the way! Right all the way, he's going to break the wall. Yes, his room rebound passes it out. Mama! Hey, I bring that to you! How would you need that? Wait, what do you mean me? What the f*** are you talking about me? Oh, is that love? Yeah, that was a great play. That was a great play. Yeah, Phantom, the way you play defense right now. Phantom, you don't even need you in the game, but just play sound effects when you do things. Be faster, be faster. Come on, it's your only job. When you first fall in love with a woman, how do you, how do you, how do you get over the butterflies, though? Wait, you want to get over, wait, get over the butterflies? Let me help you out. I'm experienced too, man. No, you're not. You've never had sex with anyone. You've never touched one. You never kissed one. You never held hands. You never did none of that. Let's stop. You're a big virgin. All right? You got that, you got that? That's how we get down, just like that. Don't doubt me. Oh my God. Yeah, did he just do that like it was a dunk contest? Yeah, give me the ball, bro. What are you going to do? Yo, is he a lockdown defender? Oh my God. Hey, how do you think your shirt will... Okay, obviously, we won't let you do that. Your day. Y'all want to go, y'all want to go shirtless for the rest of the game? Yeah, for sure, for sure. Yeah, everybody take your shirts off for a quick one. Take your shirts off. Yo, take your shirts off for a quick one. Yo, take your shirts off. Mine is off too. Yeah, I know. I know Phantom's is off because he didn't do s*** for that last few sessions. Hey, look, just slide her to me, man. Slide her to me, bro. Agent, if she wants a gay best friend, I'll do that. But outside of that, bro... Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. What? Let me get my, let me get my life. My life. What the hell? Yo, can I see her? Or are you going to hire her for me too, bro? Because why won't you ever show me your girl, bro? I'm not going to take them, bro. I'm not going to take them, bro. I'm not going to talk to my way. Yo, that's the way it got. That's the way it got. I can't, I can't, I can't. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it. The fetish even brought that up. You could never in your life steal any girl that I'm talking to. I know, I know, I will do it. I would never do that to you. I would never do that to you. But you couldn't, though. But you couldn't, though. I would never do that to you, bro. Hey, I saw, I saw, I saw. I know these pieces, though. I was playing, but it's a mess. Oh, three. Get back on defense. Get back on defense. Why did you guys give it to Phantom? Are you trying to lose? I give it to him. We give it back to him. Phantom, don't do anything stupid, please. I'm not even gonna do anything. I'm not going to do stupid. You shot, that's stupid. Right there. And then you're not going to, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why? Why did y'all do that? Now my audience is going to think I lose game. Previously they thought I was undefeated. Phantom, you're gonna drop 15 points. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Hey, how you dropped 15? Yo, yo, yo, after I'm done this video, I'm gonna come downstairs to the dungeon, but I just want to give you some tips and tricks so you don't lose this girl, man. I know you care about her. Agent, as soon as you come downstairs, I promise you, as soon as you come downstairs, there's no context. You guys are looking at this screen right now. I bet you're hella confused. But this is the new patch you can see inside your mind players now. I'll start with low today. Low, I was trying to give you the white boy swag. Okay, okay, okay. The pink silky du-rag, but a little bit of basketball flavor with the hornets. Because I'm white, I can't match, so you see the yellow and blue matching with the pink, and I don't really match. I call it the wicker fit. As a gift, I'm gonna give you a pass, right? Well, you gave him a pass? You gave him an inward pass? Yeah, of course, bro. So I can say it didn't work? Yeah, he's so excited. I'm gonna test it out on him. The next person who walks out of his swag store, I'll say it to him. All right, yo, look at my fit. Rate my fit, man. I had a 10, bro. All right, I'm gonna lie. You look like one of those people that can't hoop but have all the gear. Huh? All the way around. I look like I can't hoop, but I have no gear. Oh, wait, somebody came out of the swag store. Hey, yo, what am I? Hey, I was good at Instagram. Just want to have proof that I am playing 2K right now. This is real. I know, I know, guys. Video is going to go out tomorrow, though, all right? Hey, guys, Instagram, link in the description. You can watch that video twice. Trust me, it's gonna be worth it. Yo, Phantom, say Davis is real clumsy. Davis is real clumsy. Yeah, I know. In the last A&P video, he dead-ass did this. Let's try it one more time, and then I'm just gonna let you walk for like 15 seconds, and then we'll just cut it like that. Yo, link in the description, man. Go ahead, watch the A&P video. That's how you plug, guys. Yo, yo, yo, say like, say, say, yo, Vortex, say I keep it 100. Yo, I keep it 100. Yo, just like my second channel, it's about to be at 100K rules soon. Subscribe to the second channel. Link is at the top of the description. Ask me, ask me, do I drink and drive? Do you drink and drive? I don't, but it looked like Davis did when he did this. I knew that was going there. I knew it. Yo, yo, yo, low. Say the number eight, just say it. Eight. But that's how many miles prior where Davis was going when he did this. Wow, Phantom, dead-ass left. Like half the people watching this video after six plugs in a row. Whoa, stop, please. Kidding, I'm kidding. My audience's retention is great. It's not a badge-pug video. Hey, badge-pug, you're so long. Take shot, man. Yo, don't read your badge-pug. That animation? So, I know, I know, I know. Low, low, low. Can I see you over here for a second, please? No, Jeffrey, Jeffrey. I thought, like, I thought you said they were cool, Jeffrey. Dog, I'm not trying to embarrass you. Like, bro, your Mexican friend, I think he has s**t on him. That's, it's now, thank you s**t. It's now, thank you s**t. So, I'm just trying to say it. Hey, y'all, what's up, Tangeo? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, they're not gonna hear each other. I aint gonna lie, bro. What do you say? Please stop, please stop. What did you say? I can't hear you. You had all the past. That's cash, cash. Let's go. Good, good one, good one, good one. Thanks, Mike, for the all-white. I like to think that Mike Wang is like a father figure to me. You're not gonna ever say it. I need to pay for that full punch. Oh my god. I haven't seen reckless driving since Davis did this AI is almost as great as the AI and David's Tesla when he did this Monkey's that I don't get it. Oh, wow the real fan of made that for the game But if you're a fan of I have to tell them to pump his brakes just like David's done when We played enough to care for the month. Thank you Like I could breathe jeez