 I can't wait to broaden my horizons with all the new challenges the Galar region has to offer I'm gonna take on all the gyms and make new friends. They'll teach me and I'll teach them Hold on there little buddy. You must be new here You're in the Galar region and we require a little more from our trainers and listen kid right now You're just not cutting it. Don't you want to be the very best like no one ever was yep pretty much Then you're gonna need sponsors something to rope in the advertisers Sponsors advertisers what what what does that have to do with Pokemon and all the fun that we have learning lessons through respectful battle You're funny kid. That's a good start Pokemon battling is a sport and sports aren't about fun or respect They're about marketing if you can't put pokey boats and pokey seats, then you're no good to Chairman Rose You're being ridiculous man. I mean what would I even do with a sponsor? He has slapped their logo on your back, of course and jacket is a little small We're doing me like a full floor length dude. Oh, oh a cape. What do you think about a cape? Wait, no way. This jacket's been with me for like 20 years, or maybe it's just one I don't know it feels like 20. Okay, so you won't do ads. How about a new angle tragic backstory that way? You don't even need talent here. Look it talks out She's one of our top earners all I ever wanted to do was make my parents proud But I didn't have any Pokemon and then one day as I was about to get hit by a bulldozer a wheezing flew in And That's the story of how we won three beauty palgins and the heart of gala gala All at once beautiful, isn't it the two take care of each other, but the relationship is killing her Literally killing her such commitment to character. She never breaks pokefake back to you This is just a wild jump in the dark, but do you have a dad? You don't do you but no Of course not, but still I'm nobody sob story. Okay. I'm gonna do this my way With guts and heart. All right. All right. Tell you what? I'm just one guy. What do I know? Let's get a focus group together. Oh Who's that member of team yell they're all sponsored by hot topic. What do y'all think of this kid honestly? pathetic and I know There you have it. They hate they hate me No one's ever hated me. Guess I'll have to change What do I do? I knew we'd get through to you. All right So first off we got a sponsorship with Moo Moo milk All you got to do is wear overalls and drink two jugs of milk a battle and they'll fork over 10,000 of fight that's incredible Second off, I noticed you use a Pikachu that doesn't really connect with the tiktok generation ever heard of a more pico It's like a Pikachu that lost all its family in a fire and now it's swearing revenge. What do you say? Hey, you want to see us? Hey, you want to see us play video games head on over to twitch.tv slash doormaster TV And you can watch us play some video games sometimes Joey's there a lot and so is Ricky and I might be joining him pretty soon since I don't have quite as much stuff to do on the main channel Also, be sure to follow us on Twitter for updates You can go to twitter.com slash door monster at door monster and you can also find each of the individual cruise Twitter accounts You're the worst