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Please donate to our cause We are going to be talking a lot less fluff in these streams because there's still God knows how many of these to read so we are gonna get right to the good stuff today. We're not gonna far for round So we are rolling down look at all these articles that read and all the ones we still have to read Click here to see the entries in order of posting Here is what we have covered so far and we are starting with Verraltas Mangaka in the high castle melancholy of the rising Sun Hopefully the lengths of that title is not indicative of the length of the article, but we'll see Alright, let's move my my quality there. Yes. I looked a little looks a little pixelated on the stream So reduced to the quality of my microphone. Hope that helps. Oh, you look much sharper. Yes Yeah Turns out streaming in 1080p is not necessarily the best thing at all times Okay, we have chat we have tick tock tick tock get over to YouTube if you want to see the good stuff and See and hear billeth, I guess All right, this looks good for this stream share. I'll see if I have to adjust that later But other than that Let's take it from the top. I'll I'll take this first one For sovereign eyes only Classified top secret by the Philippine branch of the foundation Provision of this file to other branches of the foundation as well as groups not closely affiliated with the Philippine branch is a classified National security violation and is thus punishable by demotion to D-class under charges of treason. Oh Boy, well, we're reading it gang level five classified Item number SCP-7000 object class Keter an illustration by Philippine branch agent Hoshimi Kitsukumi The art style is reminiscent of an extinct form of Japanese literature check out this wonderful Artwork here. I must assume that's probably original so whoever made that is dope Maybe it's creative commons. I don't know but either way state special containment procedures as SCP-7000 comprises East Asia and operates as a dominant branch of the foundation It is currently uncontainable by the standards of the Philippine branch if SCP-7000 is brought to light in International Foundation discourse its influence among foundation branches poses significant risks of internal descent and breakdowns within the foundation itself In an attempt to weaken SCP-7000 the Philippine branch has initiated operation filibuster ismo it aims to destabilize SCP-7000 through mythological anomalies Propaganda warfare and weaponization of forms of entertainment banned in SCP-7000 such as anime and manga The first key component of this operation is the cooperation of surviving Korean and Chinese mythological and thaumaturgic entities Which have been studying steadily growing in number since the 1960 and 1970 purges Operation filibuster ismo may utilize these Recruited entities as spies tools or bait The second key component is the propaganda division composed of Philippine branch agents either homegrown or recruited from within SCP-7000 Many of these agents are East Asian and anomalous by nature The propaganda division is also in charge of documenting the contacted mythological entities and turning their narratives and histories into propaganda illustrations and comics The propaganda division's main themes are nostalgia National seek nationalist secrets and opportunities in diversity and freedom intended to target the disillusioned residents of SCP-7000 The third key component of the comic convention is the comic convention plan This convention would feature the works of operation filibuster ismo and mass propaganda attacks during the November festivities of SCP-7000 The Philippine government is currently sending agents personnel and material in secret to SCP-7000 territory via cover companies and cooperative buffer countries Fake locations of the comic convention are being leaked to SCP-7000 The Philippines is defying the continuation of its alliance and deference to SCP-7000 Contributing funds and personnel on the other hand It has been clandestinely funding propaganda and disinformation campaigns throughout SCP-7000 Collected Chinese and Korean artifacts are to be planted by Philippine agents throughout SCP-7000 In the guise of being hidden by cultural revivalists and rebels To gain the trust of the Japanese branch the Philippines will provide intel on these materials Operation filibuster ismo has heavy provisions on research involving time travel or reality manipulation to correct SCP-7000 The operations head cite the possibility of undoing the progress of the Philippines Which has prospered into a highly advanced and industrialized regional power in Asia Description SCP-7000 refers to the Japanese Empire Particularly its modern-day existence stemming from its victory as an Allied power in World War two Multiple para-historical and multiversal analyses commissioned secretly by the Philippine branch Indicate that SCP-7000 should have been a principal member of the Axis powers Approximately 99.2% of all studied alternate timelines Japan would surrender to the United States of America during the final stages of the war Resulting in the dismantlement of its Korean Chinese and Pacific Imperial territories in baseline reality However, China served as the East Asian Axis power in all universes including baseline Germany has a crucial hand in engineering China's rapid industrialization such as the Nen Chang and Quichao railway projects and the three-year plan Furthermore Germany advanced military modernization via reconstruction of arsenals establishment of mustard gas and chemical plants and joint production of military hardware a significant divergence occurs in 1933 to 1937 often called the divine wind in modern-day Japanese circles Influenced by significant German business interests German leadership under Adolf Hitler deemed China as an economically viable and militarily capable ally China also refused to sign the Sino-Soviet non-aggression pact instead choosing to focus on less binding ceasefires these oh, sorry SCP-7000 propaganda concerning investments and financial conservation SCP-7000 use variations of this poster for the grant great imperial recession of 2020 Again very pretty SCP So where was I? Divine wind influenced by significant German business interests Adolf Hitler deemed China as an economically viable and military Kit militarily Kimblee ally China also refused to sign the Sino-Soviet non-aggression pact instead choosing to focus on less binding ceasefires These factors led to the successful initiation of China as one of the axis powers in World War two China's fragmented leadership at the time however and internal issues led to less than ideal use of its military and economic capacity SCP-7000 took advantage of this development by joining the Allied powers This decision allowed it easy access to Western technology as well as oil and agricultural products from allied Asian countries such as the Philippines Indonesia and French Indochina with a massive material advantage as well as the maintenance of a good reputation Japan was able to cripple China as early as 1943 at the end of the war in 1944 SCP-7000 kept its current holdings plus a significant amount of Chinese territory It remained neutral in isolationist during the Cold War focusing on control of its territory To illustrate in negotiated control of formerly Chinese regions such as Inner Mongolia and Singhai with the Soviet Union Meanwhile countries such as the Philippines remained virtually untouched accruing wartime profits However, it later faced multiple internal issues with reduction of efficiency in its ethnic cleansing and educational propaganda methods as well as significant downturns in its economy Furthermore, it has remained culturally conservative and traditionalist often implementing significant restrictions or even bans on Western entertainment such as comics animation and video games SCP-7000 was only deemed anomalous upon the creation of sufficiently sophisticated Philippine para-historical tools and technology in 2000 Under purview of the Philippine government SCP-7000 is key to the mobilization of resources and technology of the Philippine branch A weakened SCP-7000 and by extension a more fractured Japanese branch is significantly beneficial to the Philippine government and its foundation branch The Japanese branch is one of the dominant parts of the foundation Albeit with significantly decreasing and ossifying efficiency due to its own internal issues and general conservatism Therefore SCP-7000 is highly detrimental to the performance of the foundation in Asia Furthermore, there is mounting evidence that SCP-7000 is beginning to puppeteer neighboring branches through methods such as debt traps aggressive negotiations and bribery and blackmail of regional officials These actions threaten the checks and balances within the foundation The Philippine branches rationalize that SCP-7000's geopolitical serendipity is anomalous and with the absence of sufficient reality manipulation tools to properly contain SCP-7000 has opted to wage war via operation filibuster ismo mangaka in the high castle logs To illustrate the inner workings and typical missions of operation filibuster ismo The logs and commentaries of two members of operation filibuster ismo collectively known as the mangaka in the high castle or high castle in short Are provided below brief profiles that these members are also attached mangaka in the high castle profile The high castle pair is composed of anomalous humanoid entities of east asian descent Minoru Umino has the appearance of a young adult male Accompanied by an incomplete levitating orb that enables its temporary and energy intensive conversion to a draconic entity reminiscent of traditional asian water dragons Hoshimi Kitsukumi is a young adult female with vaulting features such as secondary set of highly mobile ears and a tail Both entities can thumbiturgically conceal their features the pair is currently on field duty owing to their anomalous capabilities Minoru imu pro Umino Umino profile An agent recruited from the Umino water dragon clan which sought refuge in later citizenship within philippine territory after world war two As a graduate of philippine cultural weaponization programs He has been active on the field for five years specializing in espionage reconnaissance and sabotage Anomaly strength analysis indicates classifies Anomaly strength analysis indicates classifies Umino I guess one of those needs to be taken out Umino as a level two entity in his humanoid form and level four in his draconic form Furthermore Umino is adept at ontokinetically manipulating streams of water from sources such as the ground seas and rivers This capability is consistent with mythological descriptions of korean water dragons in his draconic form Whose link can range from one to five meters depending on its available energy Umino can cruise at flight speeds of 100 kilometers per hour and is capable of carrying packages and up to nine personnel profile hoshimi kitsukumi A defector from scb7000 following her disillusionment with her family and society She is the fifth daughter of the highly affluent kitsukumi zaibatsu A company specializing in surveillance and security products The kitsukumi family formerly was a minor and unknown family of gumiho footnote korean vulpine entities in mythology link goes to A page just called gumiho. I think it must be a tale about it Which collaborated with japan to subjugate an ethnically cleansed korea via heavily funded propaganda and disclosure of other Thaumaturgic and mythological entities As a gumiho she is capable of energy intensive shape shifting into humanoid forms Although it can only reliably mimic young adult females due to a lack of mastery Aside from shape shifting however, she is functionally identical to a normal female Of note however is kitsukumi's artistic and creative ability in terms of comics and depictions Which she uses to create manga published in secret over the linked net Her works were initially based on the hidden confessions notes and principles of her father regarding world war two And the family's role in the japanese invasions Using company technology She was able to discreetly coordinate with several nationalists underground movements via the linked net She was later scouted by umino to work together online After kitsukumi's near arrest umino rescued her eventually integrating her into field duty Image a photograph carried by kitsukumi depicting japanese and american army observers of the nuclear bombing of juk Known previously as chung king The last seat of the chinese national government and of the axis powers on november 1st 1944 big kaboom The that link to kumiho is actually the uh, it's the Serpent's hand interpretation. Uh, it's like it just gives a 953 the kitsune more um more It's about it's about the kitsune. It's not nice. That's me Thanks for checking that out As a recruited citizen of scp 7 000 kitsukumi's behavior indicates a cultural identity crisis Which is important to note for its circumstances in the following sovereign missions and the literary works it creates It has penned a commentary framed as a letter regarding this issue. The commentary is provided below Uh billeth, I've got a shoot a text message off. I'm gonna give this to you for a bit Sure. Sorry. I was just catching back up. You just started with uh the letter Yes, letter 7 000-01 just making sure okay and tick tock. I'll be right back. All right filed under document type ltr dash 0 8 1 5 7 20 20 20 letter 7 000-01 Footnote or image caching A photograph of me by my grandmother a few days before he took me away and beyond footnote Romanized as haike formal japanese opening in letters The autumn is ever-deepening Although I feel that some of summer's oppressive heat lingers to this day yet The wistfulness among the red leaves reminds me of those days I spent before our voyages together I would rouse for my sleep and around 6 am and prepare myself with the kid of eight of kinoko One of our family mates Then I would report to one of my aunts for work and training By that point we're consisted of creating illusions and Illustrations and advertisements for the sake of publicizing our espionage products Rather ironic now that I think about it Then occasionally your illustration and story requests came to me via that mechanical crow And I send the finished comics through it I really liked those requests about demons pranking people around them as well as the stories about Wisin apparitions and grim reapers in wide-brimmed hats I must have you know though that we kitsune we agumihou don't really have a taste for human liver today If you try to force it I myself will feast on your liver, you know As a daughter of zaibatsu, I wouldn't say that my life here is empty It'll be such a privileged view, but I felt that something really was missing I remembered what my father had said which reflected what you said later This world has chunks of it missing as if someone made them vanish into the abyss of time and propaganda Father really taught me a lot in secret drawing illustrations vague history that I never completely believed until you arrived In a sense of truth, I guess Well, I acted as a prim and proper lady that feeling Sawed saw daddy saw I've seen that work. I can't remember how it's pronounced Nostalgia for places that never existed or just did within me Due to him I guess that's what drove me to the make those illustrations for our little underground collaborations two years ago Then a few days later I sent several comics and illustrations to you via the underground and we had to escape from the imperial authorities Me on your back as we coasted through the busy streets of heijo Then we landed near the dilapidated shrine where you told me about the truth behind the peninsula Its old name of korea or choson and how the second world war truly ended I remember one question you asked me. I must say well, it was fairly cheesy. It still made a mark Tell me. Are you a citizen of japan or of the peninsula korea? Despite all of them I still feel conflicted about my completely japanese heritage Even though I was a bit of black sheep in our family and did not feel much about all the ceremonies I had to do Raises japanese talks like a japanese acts like a typical oju I attend all of those parties meetings and occasionally even marriage interviews with sons of powerful home island families Apparently to improve our bloodline. This family of mine really pushed and molded me into this day I am and now I feel like I can I can never encapsulate the ideals of the korean lady But I hope that you can still trust me enough as for me I will try for your sake the sake of history sake of the peninsula and the sake of doing something in my jewelry life Lastly, I'm reminded of saying saying my grandmother occasionally told me but no Romanized as shiranu ga otake Okay, it means not knowing is buddha with that phrase in mind. I wonder what grandma would say about you and me today In any case, I hope that we continue our journey. Please take care of yourself. It's getting very hot nowadays I fear that you've become very exhausted Put no romanized as keshiko formal feminine manner of closing a letter in japanese We're good All right, I'll take it back for now As one of its key missions for operation filibuster ismo the high castle pair investigated scp 7000 hete a former korean mythological entity known as a symbol of justice and law And as a guardian against fires and natural disasters Recovered cultural data depicts it as a one-horned entity displaying canine and leonine features scp 7000 hete has gone into hiding since the imperial purges of 1960 to 1965 And has only been recently rediscovered and recruited into operation filibuster ismo sovereign mission 7000-01 Code File under file under document type mi s 0815 july 27 2020 sovereign mission 7000-01 Pictured a stylized depiction of scp 7000 hete Located on the grounds of its camouflaged abode Location north helan province korea start log All right, so we've got kitsukuni umino hete Is that all just the three of them just the three of them it looks like we'll see if there's anyone way down there, but All right, so how about I take the agents in yutek hete sound good Yeah from the top 8 p.m a full moon overlooks the northeastern provinces of the peninsula Umino crosses three arch bridges leading to the disguised scp 7000 hete's residence Umino then commences his search for kitsukumi The whole area is littered with wooden tablets containing carvings of scp 7000 hete grouped by three eight and nine Several dolls resembling it hang on pine trees present within the area Thaumaturgic Buddhist enchantments cast it on the ground in the form of calligraphy link these dolls and tablets Wine fruits in three colors and rice cake are offered at the center of the area Umino sighs walking between the rows of pine trees where it finds several hand tools and unfinished carvings As umino picks up the scattered tools kitsukumi who is wearing a surgical mask over her fox mask taps him from behind Am I beautiful Yeah, you're beautiful kitsukumi Removes her surgical mask although her fox mask still completely conceals its face Am I still beautiful? Yeah kitsukumi then removes her fox mask underneath it is another fox mask this time when they more pronounced grin painted on it Umino presses it its hand on its forehead Uh, you sure like to do pointless things. What's up with you today? kitsukumi Chuckles for several seconds covering the mouth part of its mask with a flowered handkerchief Minoru can't a young lady have some fun I imagine myself being watched by people thinking I went mad as I placed dozens of these wooden carvings in the middle of nowhere So I decided why not? Maybe the idea of a crazy fox girl role playing miss slit mouth can give birth to a new random urban legend I can write into something Plus you sure did take your sweet time going away. So suddenly Hmm I wasn't enjoying myself My gut told me there were threats lurking around like that imperial soldier girl who carries around multiple flags I feel she has already caught wind of us Eh If it's really true that she now knows us it makes it worse that you left an innocent pure girl behind in this forest Take responsibility for that All right. All right. I will buy you an extra big fried liver in the next city Anyway, are the preparations done? Kitsukumi points around her surroundings I finished putting all the dolls and tablets as well as the magical seals in the correct positions as for the schematics You gave me I even double checked and triple checked everything, but I soon got too tired. Good grief You're working a girl day and night without rest We're in a god's house. You know get some of your elegant young lady act back together Let's cast the primary spells now Umino digs out a buried earth and jar in the center of the area. He then checks its interior for water There's less salt water in the past lord haite must be getting really agitated Let's get to kumi plays a zithler Umino uses his thumb detergent capabilities to refill the jar He then buries it again inscribing the water symbol on the sides of the burial mound After reciting three incantations. He prepares for the final lines Oh great and just protector against fires and calamities lord haite Please grant passage and contact with this lowly group of travelers as we bring you new propositions from the philippines The time that we meet again for the peninsular dream has come Jet streams of water shoot from the ground as the area's visibility decreases due to fog The water coalesces into a small pagoda which umino and kitsukumi enter Their humemeters report significantly decreasing values as they climb down the pagoda They then walk forward at the bottom passing through a narrow corridor aligned with bookshelves and miniature ships pagodas and terra cotta figures The bell sounds through the area as a five meter tall leonine scaled entity lands in front of umino and kitsukumi Its right eye is gouged out and the horn on its head is cracked and broken Necrotic dermatitis has begun to set in on a few of its scales. It puffs before speaking broken japanese Ah One wondered when you would come again You do not seem well lord haite My jaws of blessings will soon dry up along with my vitalities as per our contract It is good that you will still bring tidings to my abode though time has been running out much faster than i have expected Yes, recently the japanese peninsular authority and the mainland commission have been cracking down on us It has made it relatively hard for me to move Hmm one wonders why you had the time to accommodate a maiden even more so a high society girl I'm not i'm sure that the philippines did not give have girls like her in mind as part of your education Kitsukumi tries a retort, but she simply bows her head She's a companion aristocratic blood scp 7000 hete glairs She makes good stories like the comics you in the underground movement received a month ago She's also the one i talked about with you a month or so ago Ah the story about the flying pagodas and the role of guardians like me at the palace The ending was too optimistic. I must say and the characterization characterization were quite inaccurate uh was yeah It's entertainment nonetheless for someone living in this rotten home Ha, I do remember the days at the palace that they are now just forgotten stories still What is your name? Kitsukumi hoshimi Just uh, just a normal girl now I'm here to request your favor in further documenting of illustrating the days of old such as your life Kitsukumi ah kitsukumi That's the name of the old fox took up after the war Heard from the winds he built of a powerful spy company at the expense of his family's pride in history And things have come full circle with one of his granddaughters defecting from all the decadence A cycle of charaters say young lady. Is it a bid for familial redemption? Bowing Kitsukumi remained silent Umino speaks up Please please be keep bequeath some of your trust onto her She has basically thrown her life away in dedication to the philippine missions Hmm, uh, well never mind the questions Kitsukumi Agassi But no archaic peninsula honorific I still humor you though. We mean oh here trust you enough And I don't have too many options. Uh, any way for storytelling Can't keep talking and talking to myself about them Speak You are you are the palace gatekeeper spoken of in a few legends. Am I correct? Hmm, so the legends still persist I thought all the writings about it were burnt a hundred years ago Ah, too many piles of books and scrolls burnt with a few repurposed into imperial propaganda My mind's also fading away after all those decades. Did someone teach them to you? My father taught them to me at least some of them. I have also based my illustrations from the stories of the underground movement To think that a pair of father daughter black sheep and hearsay would be my legacy's hope I still remember the last emperor. I definitely still know his his highness's temple name so john Sian john. Ah, yes, so john I recall how his highness played with his often exhausted retainers when he was a child and how he ultimately Assumed imperial rule after his father was deposed And up to well around 1910s and 1920s where he lost everything the the peninsula I tried to fiercely resist once things went south But the imperial thumb at urges and the japanese army hunted me back and near Hunted me back north Took hostage of and fire bombed multiple cities and villages to lure me out Destroyed all traces of me my statues too, especially after the war The pagodas didn't survive too peninsula no longer existed the way. I know it scp 7000 hete scratches its non-functional eye Kitsukumi remains silent with one hand sketching out few of the scenes detailed by scp 7000 hete Looks like my story now only exists on paper You know once our stories are gone. We guardians will also lose our grip and even our minds on the mortal realm At the very least the stories your companion draws slow down the erosion Lord hete, we still can change our fate in the following days. The philippines is planning a wonderful occasion around november Let me guess a revolution of the people Naive the philippines Only chooses to act long after the war The wind says that the peninsula no longer needs that Its people's loyalty have shifted winds after decades of mind conditioning cultural erasure They're japanese now right air of the miru and imugi Answer me but no aquatic draconic entities of the ancient peninsula For the past decade the philippines has bankrolled a massive social media propaganda campaign on the linked net Calling for return to the golden ages of the mythological for them anyway Korean peninsula the comics use you have seen are part of that With the economic recession underway people are angry lord hete and they are willing to believe Tech taking kitsukumi away also lends credence to the rumors about the old corporate family slowly fleeing due to danger Huh, so they only cling to caricatures of their heritage once they fear their stomachs will go hungry Still, I wonder if this is the only way left to regain my friends lives and my culture Albeit in bastardized form Seems like a loser's way of doing things to think I was called a protector I believe that you still serve as an honorable protector of the peninsula The villages around your abode are relatively pristine and peaceful while you continue to preserve multiple legacies of the peninsula Please have at least a little faith in your people Uh, this girl speaks her mind just like that Umi no that plan of yours or the philippines. I bet it concerns sacrifice. No And a lot of luck perhaps there it is I doubt that the philippines is betting on high chances of success Lord hete, it's a gambit that we are planning against the japanese empire The success of the whole project is dependent on what tokyo does Oh Tell me you are your cute little comics supposed to prod the empire the sleeping giant That depends on how you want to interpret it lord hete We are in a narrow window of opportunity after all and we do need much more than just comics Please peruse these documents for the information needed Umi no signals kitsukumi to hand over stacks of scrolls Despite going against the empire the philippines sure has taken a few lessons from its old war ally Anyway, I will think about it. I will share my blessings and power once the time is right In any case the philippines wishes for you to remember its promise Once you see the lamp explode in the night skies of the peninsula We can ensure that you your friends and your beloved culture can rise again Please cooperate with us at the designated meeting points Passes several documents If the whole thing fails Then at least you dealt a final kyojio to a weakened empire The philippines will also probably keep peninsula artifacts far longer for our future second round Hmm, I see so the philippines is aiming for a win-win situation for us Stairs out of the pagoda into the multitudes of pine trees sighing Please trust us. I promise you on my honor as the lady of the kitsukumi zaibatsu All right Faces umi now air of the miru and the amugi. I believe you have one last thing to say Yes, one of the pieces of the broken orb of the dragons which you hold Dragon balls It's in my understanding that I am one of the one to bring it to the meeting point. No You plan to only combine all of the pieces for the grand finale, right? Correct lord hete. It is safer in the hands of the protector until the time comes In any case, we're going further north now. We're going to need updates about the magic we need Hmm Don't tell me you're going to contact that bastard goblin of a woman. Oh, well, she probably contributed more to this operation than me A female goblin won't she be like really green and alien? No She's a dokebi That is she's a nature spirit and that somewhat does resemble a goblin or ogre in a few places But she's much more personable. I just hope she wouldn't screw around with a relatively new recruit like you Anyway, she has resources and connections the philippines needs if it ever wants the comic convention to ever get off the ground That was funny like that and log Illustrations drawn by the group scarlet pen the scarlet pen was a casualty of the 1981 creative meter media reformation which targeted mangaka such as osamu Yeah, osamu tizuka and budding video game studios. Oh that gets big Attaining approval from the operation filibuster ismo committee the high castle pair then searched for scp 7000 dokebi Whose invisibility and matter manipulation capabilities are crucial to the phase two of operation filibuster ismo scp 7000 dokebi escaped to the populous neighboring territory of manchuria an area exploited by scp 7000 for cheap mass labor and resources scp 7000 dokebi is a career is a korean nature spirit known for tattoos and trickery It has approximately 120 minor dokebi under its helm Sovereign mission 7000-0 2 2 Filed under document type MIS-0815 July 29th 2020 internationally released map of manchuria also known as manchukuo and or manchukuo Koku manchukoku. There we go location Harubin manchuria start log I assume this will be the same structure as the last one. Yeah, this is a different a different one. So i'll cover uh dokebi Gotcha Having arrived in harubin two hours ago kitsukumi and umino walk through the streets of harubin Crowds of ethnic japanese and soviet citizens dominate harubin streets Both kitsukumi and umino wear the concordia costume a standard manchuria clothing based on the imperial japanese uniform with manchuria flagpins on the collar We got lost in the ice city of all places dammit hoshimi you figured out what the coordinates are supposed to be Are supposed to be represent? Not yet. It all feels too foggy. Let's head to the industrial zone. I think that's the way The harubin industrial zone is filled with factories focusing on aeronautics wood production cigarettes power plant equipment food processing and sugar refineries Kitsukumi and umino observe a group of five workers from one of the sugar refineries Two of the workers have noticeable hand and facial scars. These workers banter with each other sharing their food supplies Kitsukumi frowns as she comes in contact with people particularly when shavilly dressed inhabitants Identifying as disabled war veterans and homeless ex workers beg for alms kitsukumi slightly grimaces, but quickly nods Umino notices Kitsukumi these guys don't really have much in life Most of harubins and by extension manchuria don't have a college education Not because japanese get priority though. That's one part of it The empire simply overextended its power and reach Anyway, they're stuck in these factories until they die of overwork or get mangled by a machine Haven't you seen these kind of people in your family company? No, not really. I haven't visited one of my family's factories Hmm The situation is slightly better in the peninsula, but there's a reason why anything except for japan and maybe Taihoku are called resource colonies Sorry, very sorry umino stares Peninsula thing, I guess and not just among rich people like me Most of us koreans have been conditioned to feel um Japanese that is Superior in the imperial hierarchy That even the loneliest person on the peninsula has an innate purity I guess this belief made it easier for the empire I see Well, anyway, just don't stare too much if you can't know that would defeat the point of it all All right, then Let's go to a small park next We're supposed to meet someone there after that escape from the flag girl By the way, kitsukumi keep a low profile. The japanese branch has set some grunts to patrol this place At the park kitsukumi and umino Observe youths playing football the primary sport of manchuria The youths panic as the ball is sent careening towards the plum trees near kitsukumi and umino The ball then hits the canopy from which a black hat then falls What's with this floating hat? Ah that prankster again Enveloped by blue frames. Umino suddenly turns invisible kitsukumi panics I'm not an attack. How do they get here so quickly? Kitsukumi determines that her left hand is clutching a note It reads if you want to see them again go to the only cathedral of the city On the verge of a panic attack kitsukumi slips out and reads a map from her pocket Saint Saint Sophia cathedral, eh? Kitsukumi paces through the primarily japanese style harubin central street bumping through the residence The last of harubin signature european style edifices have been demolished three years ago The saint Sophia cathedral is the only remaining such building Japanese foundation agent Aishin kakura aishin kakura in plain clothes and patrolling harubin spots kitsukumi She then gives chase prompting kitsukumi to run quickly through the streets Slightly shapeshifting at every turn kitsukumi detours through a small park en route to the cathedral Halfway through she gets blocked by a two meter wide flag Aishin Sorry yawning aishin kakura pulls out a gun and shoots two times at kitsukumi Both of which misses due to the gusts due to gusts of wind Dodging kitsukumi quickly casts a thometer to expel and shape shifts into a small fox hurriedly escaping but Oh, never mind Aishin kakura gives chase riding a levitating flagpole in a broomstick-esque manner Kitsukumi runs through multiple roofs and tree canopies occasionally trespassing through homes windows Meanwhile, aishin kakura attempts to wrap kitsukumi Using multiple flags sent at high velocities Kitsukumi barely dodges as she enters one of the cathedral's small openings caused by disrepair Aishin kakura also enters however an entity invisible safe for its hat grapples with her using wrestling techniques Aishin kakura manages to escape its grasp but is soon recaptured and tied via thumb-aturgic bindings A pain a panting kitsukumi transforms back to her humanoid form Meanwhile umino reappears checking kitsukumi for any injuries Dawa, you idiot! Your little test nearly got her killed! SCP-7000 Dokaibe fully manifests as a heavily tattooed female humanoid entity wearing antique clothing called hanbok You are on mute my friend That was voice acted. Oh, sorry Uh, haha. Don't worry kid. I was protecting her when she was escaping. Anyway, we achieved the goal of capturing this agent I didn't think it would be that easy Uh, why don't you take aishin kakura as well? Sure. A fox A goblin Uh, from what I assumed to be a water jag, a water dragon. I see they have infiltrated this deep Kitsukumi embraces Amino for several seconds. Minoru, you're safe and What exactly do you want glares at SCP-7000 Dokaibe? Hmm Don't be too angry little gumiho Pranks are a gokebi's way of greeting. Plus, haven't you realized that this girl here is a sharpshooter? Why do you think you didn't never get hit? Forgive her for now. She has a certain sense of humor Don't be so rude. Anyway, I'm doa kin, a dokebi Sort of similar to your japanese oni I'm a lady of tricks and good fortune and of course an ally to whatever you guys are planning Good fortune, eh? Though I can easily see the tricky part Anyway, my dear little fox, would you forgive me if I spill my guts out now? I can point you to a sword nearby Though do tell us the news quickly if that's what you mean by the spilling part. We're wasting enough time here as it is Umino manifests bubbles of highly concentrated salt water to block Aishin Kakura's ears and eyes Poor agent Sits and consumes red bean rice cakes. It's stored in its bag Anyway, let me preface this news with the following saying luck is when preparedness meets opportunity It truly is the golden time for us to move, you know I have you sent out all your boys? Yep, they're busy putting themselves in the plate right place now along with the invisibility hats and the magic clubs They need for the whole shebang Passes multiple scrolls I also contacted many of my old friends Turns out the empire didn't do a good job of cleaning us out lucky us I see You still have two more months to prepare, but it's good. You finish quickly Also the piece of the dragon orb that my family entrusted to you It's in a safe place ready to be brought out on the time when it comes Faces kitsukumi by the way, I'm really sorry little fox those things earlier Kitsukumi silent for several seconds before sighing I just wish to ask something miss Dawa. What's the comic convention really going to entail? But the answer to that question. I think our little Japanese agent here also needs to hear about it What why? Uminoe motions to her using a preset signal stating that is all part of the plan Uminoe disables the bubbles muffling aishin kakura's ears though her eyes remain shut scp 7000 dokebi puts its right hand on aishin kakura's head What are you? Oh A manchurian native a true blue spirit of the empire who ironically knows some of the past Let me tell you something child Encompassing a huge chunk of the empire's territory The comic convention will be will fully show you the truth of the past and all of what you and your kind have lost Will be playing a game of public persuasion Prop a propaganda Hmm No the exact truth you and your little Japanese branch might have caught wind already of the convention But it is far grander than what you have hypothesized If i'm correct you have a counter operation called operation matsuri in the works. No We'll be looking forward to a grand showdown of wits and charisma in november A fight You you very well know that the empire has many resources in the field. No But pure grit and the right moves can undo whatever material advantage you might have Never underestimate decades of worth simmering wrath But decades worth of simmering wrath and preparations Telling your superiors that all right will be waiting for you personally Tell me something Well, I deal below at japan at this point If the empire fragments multiple regions would be utterly destabilized I know that you are You are korean But don't you think that the vast majority of east asia is already culturally and practically japanese? You'll be dealing more harm if you think you can make them believe your truth It's worth a try Plus, don't you think that with the way the empire handled things there will be growing disappointment with with the people? Don't you think that there has been a surge of interest in the myths of old? It's the 21st century right now a modern place different from the cities and villages of past. It's a lost cause Don't tell me you and your friends are going to rule the place because that would only burn things down Ugh It's the golden window of opportunity right now the myths haven't fully faded yet And even that sweet spot for nostalgia among disillusioned people and the stars have aligned We have competent people in our ranks anyway Why did you tell your whole plan to me? As a siri siri siri um You might know as a sumo wrestler I'm a highly honorable being so I announce my fights proudly I thought that honorable japanese like you would know grinning scb7000 dokebi signals umiho to deafen ashine kakura again Kitsukumi paces and looks toward the ceiling This is a highly illogical thing to do announcing things so openly unless you were riling them up for something else Smart girl, aren't you? My boys numbering in the hundreds are also telling captured agents the same thing in different ways A few of them did the same as me brag about it. Others let the agents barely hear the plan Many of us spouted different versions of the plan It's a gambit It's highly likely they will make their own convention or festival much grander than what we could realistically do And that's the key to operation filibuster ismo Don't tell me you're planning to subvert Dawa so much for your declaration of honor back there Oh, I just remembered you're one of those people who draws manga about us koreans, right? Let me know it told me something about that once, you know from morale and propaganda purposes What of it? Try to make me look sexy there. Okay. Who knows? Maybe some japanese are into that thing I will give you some of my prized jelly cakes after operation filibuster ismo if you do that Kitsukumi size and log Selected scb7000-01 manga catalog More of the art that'd be good The operation filibuster ismo committee reevaluated scp7000 concluding that its performance can be efficiently optimized if the duo focused on creating propagandist Propagandistic material instead of additionally allocating time for field duty Thus they were ordered to stay at clandestine filipine site 815 until phase two of operation filibuster ismo commences in november The following excerpts originate from the literature produced by kitsukumi and minoru during their stay at site 815 The selected texts presented here are based mainly on scp7000 experiences They are one of the best performing duos of the project according to quality and quantity standards All of their works will be presented in the upcoming comic convention in november two of the comics narrative 7000-01 and scp7000-02 Have also been adapted for animation File Filed under document type nar 0815 october 4th 2020 Narrative 7000-01 a panel from the dragon ball manga written by mako toriyami and kitsukumi. You called it Title dragon ball notes co-illustrated by kitsukumi and mako toriyama It is based on one of the cancelled works of toriyama's father Bandu to its use of the famed chinese character sun wukong and its depiction of a fascist empire Start synopsis At the start a simian youth meets a heavily injured girl capable of transforming into a water dragon The girl tells them that the dragon is on a mission to retrieve the seven pieces of the eponymous dragon ball Footnote based on the asian concept of a draconic orb a major sort of myth Mythical draconic powers Scattered through the eastern continent Once all pieces are gathered they reform into the dragon ball Which would give the girl the power of creation The water dragon aims to recreate the flying utopian cities of old Where its fellow mythological entities can live in peace with their culture revived amidst the rule of the red riven empire Born in the hinterlands of the red riven empire's mainland the simian youth desires to tag along wanting some sense of adventure In exchange he gives one piece of the dragon ball Inherited from his dead grandfather to the girl The duo travels through the continent in search of the pieces Throughout the 15 part series entities such as a prankster demon and a shape-shifting volpean woman Join them as the simian youth becomes stronger and more adept at martial arts They fight through multiple androids imperial soldiers and assassins which can travel via trees The empire also realizes the potential of the dragon ball and manages to collect several pieces At the climax where everyone meets and is engaged in an all-out fight The simian youth mortally wounded and trusts the water dragon girl to make the correct decision After fighting against the top general of the empire the flag maiden who can manipulate eight flags The water dragon retrieves the dragon ball and makes her wish for a utopia The manga then ends on a flash of light emanating from the ball and synopsis I don't know. I don't think this concept is going to fly Start commentary manero Minoru umino a statue representing that umino clan the umino clan escaped to the philippines in 1952 I first saw this manga a month ago Well, at least some of it's burnt out chapter pages when I was rummaging through the emphases catalog From what I could read it seemed like a generally light-hearted boy meets girl action adventure story Peppered with a little bit of blue jokes After consulting with hoshimi and our team leader satu We decided to contact the daughter of the author The author apparently had escaped to manchuria following an arrest attempt in the 1990s The daughter meanwhile took up an art related and illustration job for a newspaper After some convincing the daughter agreed with hoshimi to revive the series based on my own experiences and the hidden notes of her mother The idea of a yo-jio Yo Yoiju Or serving as a dragon ball came primarily from me. It was rather easy to integrate into the story For some reason though the girl wrote the water dragon is a clumsy spy with a tendency of making electronic components explode That fox probably took inspiration from my old stories at the philippine training camp the orb though It's not that easy to use. I currently have six pieces of the real yo-joo orb Three of which are taken by my grandfather when they made the run flight from the philippines The rest of the pieces are hidden by those that stayed in east asia such as lord hete There to hold it until the time comes Still if I ever have to use it my body will pay the price I'm too young to use the orb of heaven, but I'm afraid that I might have to do so in the future I long accepted that as air of the umino clan I would have to accede to I have to accede to the desires of the philippines In exchange for reviving the culture of korea as my grandfather and father both wanted I have to take advantage of any opportunity offered to me even if it means that I get treated as a tool or pawn Geopolitics on a grand scale simply offers scraps of luck for people like me after all and commentary Filed in a document type nar 0815 october 6 2020 Narrative 7000-2 I don't need to alarm you, but there's 13 000 words left in this Welcome to the end of hour one Oh Yes shadow of 1471 you can in fact get an uwu congratulations. Thanks for the super chat buddy All right. All right, then uh How many of these narratives are I think All right, let's go like three narratives. Yeah, you should have classable. I could take over. We'll we'll we'll we'll figure it out Yeah, all right All right, so a panel for the first chapter of a festival of the peach blossom spring Notes written and illustrated by kitsukumi the title and premise are references to the peach blossom spring by chinese poet tau yuan ming A one of the few pieces of classical chinese literature studied in scp 7000 due to its utopian content Start synopsis nekoro kokoro a young nekomata Footnote a feline shape-shifting entity hailing from japan Nekomata resident of the yellow sea integration zone otherwise known as eases A utopian city levitating above the yellow sea a body of water straddling china in korea Finds a lost fox girl setting up a camp near her dimensional machine The fox girl originated from an alternate timeline embroiled in the cold war the nature of the conflict is unclear But it involves a team of the japanese empire and the soviet union The fox girl hopes to determine how to gather materials for establishing racial harmony by investigating the lives of the residents of the eases As a slice of life series the fox girl and the nekomata deal with a mischievous heavily tattooed korean goblin who often engages in sumo with a red mask tengu One-footed po d dancers from the mainland ghost water dragons who operate as taxi drivers and lunar jade rabbits The fox girl also gains fame as a talented hana fuda Footnote japanese card game player She would often compete against a half japanese player hailing from the philippines The series final arc involves a christmas festival where the fox girl having received orders to return to her timeline Bids goodbye to the nekomata at a shrine as she disappears at the strike of midnight She promises to return hopefully with her world in a better state and synopsis start commentary minoru umino unidentifiable unidentifiable korean town from pre-war era I can guess where the idea for this one came from a group calling itself avalon apparently one of the few hundred groups Inka hoots with us sent us multiple copies of their manga a while ago All of them focus on one thing the idea of racial harmony technology and utopias hoshimi got utterly engrossed in reading these works to the point that i joked that she might soon hallucinate about a talking cat Apparently avalon is obsessed with including cats in their stories Reading the whole thing i felt that it was grossly unrealistic Maybe hoshimi also realized how difficult it is to write because she often complained to me about it As someone who ground his scales for a degree in international relations and diplomacy in delisal I often wonder what the story's fox girl thought about the economic system politics and daily relations of the utopias residents While hoshimi a political science major could explain well enough how some of these worked. I did not feel satisfied Hoshimi did say something about this piece. It's based on a dream. I had before you know And about its realism. Sorry. I'm still trying to figure out how to be realistic I haven't really interacted much with the masses after all, but I promise to try to know their life stories better Perhaps i'm too jaded Multiculturalism never really existed in this world save for maybe america in the past The philippines itself almost got torn apart along ethnic lines in the 70s during the height of the modern depression To the point that they decided to solve it the hard way What more with the idea of japan korea and china coexisting peacefully with their own cultures intact? However, I do feel there is potential Most japanese citizens. I know are good and friendly people and hoshimi is practically japanese and all but lineage perhaps there's hope and commentary filed under document type narrative 0815 october 10 2020 Narrative seven thousand as zero three an illustration for the not seeing his flower manga Uh This is not yawning about the story. I'm just tired in general um title a Not seeing his flower a reference to a japanese idiom meaning reality cannot compete with imagination Notes created by kitsukumi and amino is primarily based on a game titled espirit A created a computer game created by computer engineer. Sawagiri taketa during game development taketa Partnered with a dokebi named with miachi During game development taketa partner with a dokebi named with miachi Based on data from scp 7000 dash dokebi Miachi is specialized in delivering visions and dreams of quote. What could have been A spirit became one of the most popular games of the underground movements and thus is banned by the japanese media authority Otherwise known as the jma Start synopsis The manga starts with taketa bemoaning his luck in the universe as the latest product in the video game company He works for has not obtained jma approval Said product involved a storyline of a yokai or of yokai or japanese monsters Working as a crime fighting ring in charge of cleaning the streets and alleys of harubin The jma did not approve it due to its gritty portrayal of harubin Which are in contrary to japanese propaganda. The company was marked with a warning for potential subversion Miachi then sporadically appears to him via dreams slowly convincing him or slowly convincing the disillusioned taketa To create a game based on one of miachi's visions Initially fearful for his life and career as he remembered the multiple video game developers arrested in the recent decade Taketa decides to make a spirit Miachi later appears in a physical form to help him with the art A spirit involves an alternate universe for japan in a stroke of bad luck Join the axis side of world war two at the end of the war three of its cities kakura kiyoto and nigata Receives the brunt of the nuclear bombings while its imperial order was completely dismantled The protagonist is a sir vine yokai or japanese monster Who hopes to coordinate with fellow entrepreneurs to create a more progressive japan in the golden ending? Japan is at peace with its neighbors while it continues to rapidly progress in technology Miachi is also at work on an animation film script involving the same premise and story as a spirits According to miachi the script will be sent back to the one who needs them Taketa questions the idea of anime saying that it was banned many years ago until miachi declares that it should be revived Miachi further surprises taketa by saying that her employer has been churning multiple amounts of animated films Footnote Technically true the philippines has discreetly produced approximately 300 animations with links ranging from 30 seconds to one hour All of these animations are used only for operation filibuster easmo And that the audience will soon know the power of anime Taketa and miachi then publish the game alongside their development notes and visions for the future to underground channels Before they hastily make their escape Based on the development notes It is highly likely that they joined one of the many underground workers rebellion or cultural revival movements in asia and synopsis start commentary Minoru imuno Umino This is a photo thaumaturgically generated by a dokebi as part of a vision of what could be An alternate universe again. I see I do wonder if we're an If we're in an unlucky universe where everything in the war went just right for the japanese empire Together with hoshimi. I played the game and the manga featured A few edges were rough and the fox girl was getting smug over how I admitted made admittedly dumb political decisions But overall it felt entertaining Rereading the manga with the game in mind. Its pacing and story flowed well most of the time Unlike the utopian story illustrated by hoshimi previously I felt that the whole thing felt more realistic Something that could have actually happened. What did miachi peer into I wonder? Are dokebis really that cognitive? Perhaps in an alternate universe Korea and china exist in a better state But the philippines is a sorry excuse for a country Perhaps in an alternate universe japan could truly coexist with others and not conquer Perhaps the utopias that hoshimi and the avalon group dream of could actually exist Yet we are all in this timeline Where history just went through well enough for the empire to be on the right side and survive till the modern day I occasionally wonder if the whole reason the philippine branch is launching a crusade against the japanese empire Is that its existence was an anomaly Perhaps in the grand view of history. It wasn't meant to be Though realistically it can also be a lucky excuse to score some hits on the empire for better trade deals and a stronger voice in the region There is no harm dreaming about the possibilities of luck though What matters the most is how we use what luck gives us at the moment and commentary File in the document type narrative 0815 october 12th 2020 narrative 7000-04 A panel from the last chapters of the manga depicting kitsukumi's father and wang chang title kitsugumi Notes written and illustrated by kitsukumi based on her family record and stories The actual existence of wen chang the god which kitsukumi's father allegedly contacted is not yet confirmed starts in offices The mushroom cloud blooms over jukie signaling the end of world war two and the capitulation of the chinese government to imperial japan and the united states of america Daigo kitsukumi's grandfather expresses a relation that the war ended early prime minister hideki tojo Recalls how china aside from ill-fated invasions of vietnam to bet and eastern russia Failed in being a viable access power and only imploded due to a mix of sanctions and internal issues Tojo compares china and korea to a broken ragged mess of flowers Saying that the japanese intervention and that the nuclear bombing symbolizes the perfect art of ike ikebana or flower arrangement The mushroom cloud is a fluffy flower. He said Chuckling daigo kitsukumi then assures tojo's assistant kawasaki That the kitsukumi family and the korean elite have fully acceded to japanese rule In the background another member of the kitsukumi family sawaki Remarks to a filipino observer about the glee and awe of the japanese involving the bomb The observer then wonders how the japanese would feel if two of their cities kakura and kiyoto were hypothetically bombed sawaki Responsed that the japanese would be incredibly distraught and angered at nuclear warfare. The observer simply chuckles The manga fast-forwarded to 1980 almost 40 years in the future The or almost 40 years later The vast majority of korea has been fully japanese And the kitsukumi saibatsu's korean lineage has been diluted due to japanese marriages kitsukumi then details how her father a historian and the youngest of daigo kitsukumi's children Discovered daigo's correspondences about selling out his country and how the kitsukumi saibatsu grew extremely rich afterwards using favors from the system Her father haku kitsukumi then detailed how he had fit a fated encounter with a long forgotten chinese god Which kitsukumi names as either wencheng or wenchu Majoring in japanese history He had chanced upon several ancient scrolls tucked between bundles of documents in a university library These scrolls describe wencheng as a god of culture literature and the truth Additionally it detailed how to call upon wencheng through prayers incense and rituals Taking a secret trip through southwest china Her father prayed to a rundown temple in the middle of cypress trees After saying the prayers and chinese poet du fu's the hope of spring Strong gusts of wind passed by him from within the temple Two humanoid entities resembling a young adult male and female and clad in a round color robe with long sleeves emerge The entities approach and hold his hands The group walks toward a two meter wide sheet of paper hanging between the two cypress trees Her father and the entities then pass through the paper He reemerges in a heavily decorated temple and is soon greeted by wencheng who resembles an elderly scholar The two then converse and debated for hours Oh Haku kitsukumi describes the whole process as an event that destroyed and reformed his sense of history Not fully believing it at first Wencheng pointed her father to a different to different locations throughout china korea and europe Where multiple books scrolls and documents have been stored in secret If he decides that they are consistent and authentic then he may revisit wencheng seven years later. Her father does so The manga fast forwards further to 2020 hoshimi kitsukumi herself states that her father effectively disappeared Apparently after a warrant from the japanese media authority Alongside his letters however, he left behind troves of information and research secretly collected throughout two decades kitsukumi notes how her father was especially curious about early manga and the general comics industry in asia With him declaring that they should not have been left to stagnate or rot The manga then detailed her father's tutorials on their general style and structure And synopsis start commentary minoru umino A photo taken by kitsukumi's father during his voyages for wencheng a chinese god of culture Looking good I approached hoshimi after she made me read this piece after being allowed to enter her room I saw that she was staring out the window at this point wearing her favorite flower kimono Let me recall the conversation So hoshimi about your father I wonder if I have made him proud Looking back the old man was engrossed in his studies Though he did make a point of playing with me as a kid and having at least one substantial conversation with me every day When I grew up a bit I'm sure he is proud of you I explained to her how she had grown through her manga and illustrations Detailing the words of both the mondane and fantastical realities how she had been studying history and literature Worth centuries of east asian development and culture most of which had been sadly burned under the rising sun Your father was a historian who despite his entirely japanese education Managed to dare himself to critically reanalyze history I'm sure he would be I'm sure he would be proud of you who also rose up to the challenge. I said I see she looks at me By the way minoru, do you know what's supposed to be the concrete difference between a kitsune and a gumiho? Hmm what? It's something called a fox speed How do you say it in korean? I got it yuo juseil It's a bead that I put in my mouth When I kiss someone deeply I can pass on the bead to him then he gained some of my and my ancestors memories According to my father my grandpa feared that his family would be hunted down due to his yuo juseil gusuel Which can contain a lot of ancestral history Your grandpa turned into a trader because he was trying to save Maybe One hand if he didn't do it It's completely possible that my mother and aunts would have ended up as comfort women sex slaves for the japanese soldiers All of our land and businesses would be confiscated and resold to settlers It would have been a very tragic ending for a once aristocratic family On the other hand she then faced me According to my father my grandpa once heard that the japanese had captured a gumiho This gumiho which already had nine tails was called the vixen Plus this fox supposedly had rather screwed up morals. So her selling out the other Gumiho Particularly the secret of the memories contained within a fox bead wasn't out of the question In any case she also got likely dissected by the japanese who might soon consider us a threat due to what we know Your foundation has ever recorded the vixen Or your foundation has ever recorded the vixen I hesitated to tell her about scp 953 which somewhat matched what she says Our own records are extremely sparse regarding 953 and we can't even fully confirm if it's an actual anomaly When I read the file from the japanese branch, I had doubts about how it seemed one dimensionally brutal deceptive and bloodthirsty It wouldn't be surprising if it was just a smear article to justify genocide against guhimo But if extremely genocidal empires can exist without much of a problem in this world I guess these kinds of guhimo can also do fine for at least a little while I'm not I'm not sure if the vixen is the one we have recorded the info is too inconclusive In any case did the news about the vixen scare off your grandpa into submission Hmm, maybe maybe not He was an opportunistic bastard who was already planning to collaborate with the japanese for family prestige What he couldn't do at the time was fully convinced the family Especially the more dominant women to follow him Paranoia revolving around the vixen was a very good excuse however for him to repress the females He told us to act like kitsune, which are fox spirits that didn't have any beads We didn't have much of a choice back then and here we are living almost like kitsune Hoshimi was silent for a few seconds In any case, I think I should use my yeowoo Gusell in a way that actually upholds the honor of the kitsukumi family Though who should I share it with? She suddenly turned away from me. However, fluttering like plum blossoms. She soon approached me I am not yet ready to give it still too early and I'm sure miss kinoko will hit me on the head if I do so Plus, I'm not sure if I even deserve to I'm not sure if I deserve to even give it in the first place Since it's a unique thing to a gumiho Well, tell me do you feel like a kitsune or a gumiho? Hmm, I'm practically a kitsune I feel like I'm lying if I said I'm a gumiho I occasionally don't know much about the korean spirit world. Well, not for lack of trying Since a lot of writings has burnt her rot so She manifested her vulpineers and one small brown tail I have 900 years until I have all nine tails and by that time I might still probably be thinking about this dilemma As a kitsune capable of shape changing into multiple things identities are fickle Much more when you have an empire chasing after your tail Minoru, what do you think? Well, why not do what your father did except the good things that make you japanese Go on minoru. Let me hear it. She covers her mouth with a fan while chuckling What I mean is if you still feel like a part of you is japanese Wouldn't it still be a japanese thing to be honorable and civil? In the history books I've read Japanese and koreans can afford to be cooperative particularly with being scholars in exchanging wisdom and information I mean, that's how the japanese imported kanji from the mainland Of course, this relationship has a lot of ups and downs and they occasionally went to bloody wars with each other Still in the 17th century korea was one of the few trading partners of the isolationist shogunate And they regularly sent envoys to celebrate each other in goodwill events known as tongs tongsinsa And that's a new thing for me in my history books korea was an overseas province since the shogunate started They made a really big But they really made a big fuzz about the japanese kingdom of mimana and how it protected us That's because the empire is trying to re that's because of the empire trying to rewrite history Anyway, my point is that it's not out of the box for a japanese to be Critical scottily and open-minded Therefore it won't be strange for me to still be A sort of japanese while doing rather anti-japanese things You're too blunt, but yes hoshimi chuckles And so I was actually trying to convince myself that healthy that i'm helping the empire as a bona fide citizen The empire as a whole has stagnated no anime no manga and very strict censorship rules on games and entertainment Quite honestly a boring country stuck in the past, which is bad Long before we met i had been hearing news of a protest and rebellions as well as the soviets making a move It wasn't long before something came out of that I see That's not a bad perspective Oh Of course, i'm no arminius that german hero who could suddenly switch over from his roman education and lead his own tribe to victory I'm just a simple fox girl long due for a marriage interview Who managed to wrangle her way out of the zaibatsu by gathering enough wits to form a breakaway faction and go on escapades with a dragon In any case minoru give me some time with your words. I think I can sort this issue out soon But I promise to be loyal to you She turned away and towards the window again. There is silence for several seconds The moon I hope it still shines beautifully in november and the commentary All right During preparations for phase two the leader of the occultist workers coalition movement Saki matsumoto called for an emergency meeting to discuss her group's reluctance to fully participate in operation filibuster ismo Due to yumi no's umino's defense extensive experience with mainland politics He was sent to negotiate with matsumoto With umino citing security risks kitsukumi did not accompany him to the meeting although she stayed in a nearby underground outpost sovereign mission 7000-03 code Filed under document type mis-0815 date November 18 2020 sovereign mission 7000-03 In which caption the meeting venue between saki meets matsumoto leader of the workers coalition movement and umino Before starting the meeting proper with saki mitsumoto An hour was dedicated to all participants watching an animation film called voltine produced under operation filibuster ismo Voltine is focused on five earthling pilots of a 20 meter tall robot called volt like voltron Made to fight against repressive solar dominion The solar dominion is an interstellar oligarchic monarchy focused on forcibly assimilating egalitarian planetary states into a state of absolute Uniformity and obedience as realized this is what it's like when someone has the power of god and anime on their side Uh in the end the pilots who are nearly destroyed via missiles alongside volt Inspire the abused workers of the central planet of the solar dominion to rebel severely weakening it You want to do i do the reading because you did the voice i'll be matsumoto. Do you want to be for me now? mrs. Matsumoto this film voltine required the best out of our animators and writers And we needed to pour at least 10 million dollars into making it And that's without the do-it-yourself robot figurines that we already have mass produced in a few factories Places an assembled toy robot on the table But many of these will be wasted if you don't cooperate with us mrs. Matsumoto You know kid our issue is not just about the effort. I know that whoever you are Have aviadica is it? A cover company used by the philippine branch is rich enough to fund metric truckloads of these anime and other propaganda pieces So mrs. Matsumoto, would you be? Our question is what's the assurance that we won't be left hanging out dry after all these You focus so much on the propaganda and the flashy stuff But an actual day of the revolution comes you might suddenly wash your hands of us What wash your hands off us? And also what's the price? umino size deeply You want to know how much we have invested into this whole operation mrs. Matsumoto? two billion dollars That's not accounting for the prior support we gave to you in the past decade So you and your little band of occultists and workers rights advocates can buy ammo and build up intel The amount we splurge is a good chunk of korea's gdp, but we sure can't afford it So it really is a massive investment on your part, but still it comes after all of it after all those robot anime and propaganda A new beginning mrs. Matsumoto He stands up If you were to ever break off from our movement here You'll be losing out your voice to speak out to get to speak out together with the other Workers rebellion and cultural revivalist movements that we are currently bankrolling It's a sad fate considering that you are especially proud of your magic as a weapon of change Too bad though that there are many more delusioned residents in the empire who can fill in for you disillusioned sorry Are you underestimating me and my group? No, you're actually rather strong Especially with how you gathered a lot of influence despite being on top of the red list But the empire is something you can't screw with so easily even if it's rotten to the core It can stomp you it can still stomp you flat Even with your decades of occultist know-how and thousands of rallyists mrs. Matsumoto We are pretty careful with dealing with it Think about why we're so focused on subversion and not an actual war mrs. Matsumoto Ah It doesn't not answer the question of what comes after all of these though. Would you Puppet us koreans is the end game being that we become independent from japan but not actually free You do have many of our information networks propaganda even our supply chains We can't and that's the good thing for you Once everything the empire comes to a boiling point it would make it very hard for us to do something more substantial here Being separated by thousands of kilometers will do that You will function become independent even from us You and workers can set up shop by your own and you will have a lot of room for that Though there's this concept in our culture called uteng na lube We poured two billion dollars into supporting your activities particularly your ammo intel and propaganda We did so much for you. So wouldn't it make sense to at least stay as friends? Sang basango boy sukkah They mean give and take in the old language Are they what you mean? Hmm still it's a very complicated situation We aren't even sure which country you come from Some say you are funded by the russians others say you are part of a secret chinese enclave somewhere from the south If you argue that you are a bunch of war profiteers from the south east asia Siguronia Parang russia minsan ang Galwan namin And muka namen akong sino footnote Filipino for perhaps. Yeah, we do act sometimes like russia and I do look like a chinese Well, you're way off the mark But tell me mrs. Natsumoto do we even Where'd it go do we Even really have much of a choice here Oh matsumoto slightly finches and frowns Let me recall an old story you told me a few months ago As a man who has been alive and kicking since the 1920s You have been unsuccessfully doing multiple uprisings and revolutionary attempts in the against the empire Is it mrs. But he yeah, I I saw that I thought maybe there was There was this like a second person in the room or something, but now it's not and so I think it's a mistake Maybe all right as a man who's been alive in kings in the 1920s You have been unsuccessfully doing multiple uprisings and revolutionary attempts against the empire All of them were stomped down But for some reason you keep escaping and managing to de-age yourself with some techniques You have lost a lot of your family to the japanese purges And you even talked about how some of your subordinates were carted off to laboratories in manchuria You saw your culture wither away in this empire Umino pours another glass of wine from matsumoto But no one outside korea cared To the americans your korea was a rebellious backwater japanese colony My country was an american puppet at that point and we had to deal with a lot of ethnic troubles too To the soviets you were something used to draw borders in the far east But now you are lucky to have us someone willing Someone willing you to go through thick and thin with you someone willing you to go through thick and thin with you Luck, eh? As soon as there's a thing as a miracle or a lucky break on the geopolitical stage only trade-offs Maybe maybe not But you finally have a chance to turn things around for your culture It's no longer even about the culture at this point That's why i'm rather confused about your intense focus on all that cultural revival stuff It's been decades since the naval culture of korea has been extinguished And even i can no longer remember much about my childhood in the 1900s The fog of time has caught up so badly It doesn't help that only a few of us remember the time before the japanese came So i personally see it as pointless Culture can't feed us especially once it's long dead Hmm cultural revival, eh? You tell you did tell a story about your how your family wanted to restore the culture on this godforsaken peninsula, right? How you came all the way for your culture too bad It's not what the workers or even the common masses want Well, me know stands up and drinks a shot of wine. He is silent for several seconds You do have a good point there Cultural genocide over the decades is certainly hell to deal with and it's nothing like what happens in the movies People just don't magically regain their culture and sense of pride after decades of oppression Hell some of them you can go back to glorifying their oppressors But you forgot a certain point What you want to wax poetic about culture? Sure, let me do so for a minute Cultural revivals may not really feed mouths, but it can feed dreams and puts down this glass If you want an actual revolution to succeed you need a myth at the center of it all a legend Desperate masses don't simply cling to promises of food and land. They need to grasp an idea Even if the idea of culture itself is bastardized people can base their egos and hopes on it Um, just letting you know smarion is ready to come on. I don't know if that would help make this article go a little bit quicker But he is ready at some point. I can do the zoom and fights Uh After this dialogue, I'll do the zoom and fight for him while you're reading informing you. Yeah, even if the idea is false, right? Hmm, sure Millions can die for an ideology or culture that they might not really fully understand Even the japanese think that their samurai honor code the bushido actually exists When in fact it was actually invented by someone wanting to suck up to the americans We're all based on convenient lies, but it comforts their pride and that's the important thing Big words for a pawn like you Well, it's not as if I could talk Even if I'm a pawn in the whole grand scheme of things. I can assure you they're all my words and that they're true I wouldn't have graduated from an expensive as hell university like delas all if I didn't know how to make bola bola Filipino for flattery All righty enough talk for now. I want to show you something, mrs. Matsumoto that will serve as my promise that this operation will succeed On the other hand, it will signify whether you are willing to take the cards we offer you Umino signals an assistant to unravel a thaumetric flying lantern on the meeting table a lantern It can transform into a mecca, you know I call it lantern and it can fly explode and accelerate time It's kind of like volt in if you want to get in the mood while activating it. You can even shout volt in Trust me. It works Really? Of course not. We don't have the budget to actually make it transform into a robot. We aren't making toys after all It's true though that it can fly explode and accelerate time if you think about it carefully Those are what a mecca can do Stop joking around you damn brascal On a more serious note, this lantern is the best sabotage technology we can afford and sneak into the festivals We have already mass produced the lantern within our factories in southern china manchuria and vietnam So you don't need to worry about running out of them Once thousands of these lanterns explode at the designated time above a certain city A very wonderful thing will happen to the city Via the meeting rooms tv umino then displays a short snippet of a video simulating phase two to matsumoto The details have been limited to prevent information leakage Once all the lanterns explode Communications can become limited throughout the city Although we will be sending in journalists and social media influencers to cover you so we can make sure you've got your voice to the audiences Just how far are you willing to go In any case, here's the deal mrs. Matsumoto If you back out from phase two of operation filibuster ismo You lose out on all the opportunities that you can get from being an influential occultist member And quite possibly you and all your workers get fired or even executed due to charges of treason I think we all know how paranoid the japanese can be right Plus if you hold your rallies without us, i'm not sure that many of you will be safe or even survive If you agree though, we would like to Cast all the necessary thaumaturge spells on these lanterns At the same time we ask for your men to carry out around the festival stalls and telescreens We can't showcase all the animation without screens after all and how can we sell these toimeca if we don't have a table to put them on Can't you send all your personnel really is it's really a goddamn proxy war, isn't it Personally, I think you should see it as a way to trailblaze your own destiny amongst all the crappiness of this world Plus think of our help as just lucky charms We certainly increased your chances. No Let me think about it for a second You have the option of extinguishing that lantern There's a creek nearby where you can jump off together with it Though why you would weigh such a good and bright lantern you haven't even let it fly yet All right, we will cooperate with you, but only for the festivities after that Sits down A new sun will be rising soon On that day the taiguk Harmony Would stand Only what six collapses left six collapses Sim is invited Excellent Just tagging in the chat somebody knows See operation is timelines next Right That's a shorter collapsible. That's good. I can take that one. We're waiting If you want to start on the imperial festival declaration, I'll keep an eye on sims in and out certainly All right, it is Philippine announcement concerning operation met city filed under document type jpl 0815 october 21st 2020 operation filibusterino declaration Padeon people of the philippine branch luck is what happens when preparation needs opportunity Operation filibusterino is now in full force due to the geopolitical serendipity of the japanese branches actions There were several means from the japanese empire to respond to the core gambit of operation filibusterismo The first is the most straightforward Directly funnel their funds and resources into destroying the operation filibusterismo collaborators They have attempted to do so with varying levels of success However, the empire is ossifying under the bureaucratic weight Holding the bulk of the great east asian co-prosperity sphere And more importantly their deep economic recession is ravaging them Second is more apt for the highly honor and superiority bound culture of the empire Outmatch everything it deems inferior The philippine branch wagers that the japanese branch will also possess the same outlook And judging by the japanese branch's response, it played its cards right It also put its trust into the actions made to gain japan's trust Using the artifacts and bloodline of korea and china as tools stock and bait Are you in the uh, sorry, are you in the imperial festival announcement? uh Yeah, oh, sorry. I see Stupid collapse wall is getting all ahead Not that i'm going to read the actual the the Photo caption first. Gotcha. Philippine contributions to japanese preparations for the annual november festivities okay Oh samaritan is still eating. Okay Imperial festival declaration operation that's sorry About under document type jpl-o-a-1-5 10 2020 I bet operation that's sorry declaration So the good and loyal subjects the empire and the japanese branch Investigations indicate that activities undertaken by misami type entities footnote japanese classification for korean and chinese anomalies aiming for cultural revival Have increased in terms of frequency and intensity, particularly in the peninsula and manchuria While previous endeavors such as operation Hina day have pacified chances of national awakening site 731 specialists and mtf Symbol dash zero two ninja raccoon dogs Raised urgent concerns involving a wide-scale misami involved phenomenon often revert you by capture entities as the comic convention Available in intel indicates that the comic convention Is an attempt to showcase multitudes of cultural relics and propagandistic works particularly literature and illustrations referred Related to anomalous peninsula and mainland cultures Plans for the comic convention have been set into motion as early as two decades ago with as many as 130 principal misami anomalies funding and coordinating their schemes discreetly They've opted to relaunch them this year coinciding with the deep economic recession that the empire is currently facing As counter operation the director's executive committee of the japanese branch and the foundation has convened and decided to implement operation that suri Operation that suri is composed of two parts First is a grand stockpile of films literature poems and play scripts created in the last decade Designed to overwhelm plots similar to that planned by the misami anomalies With executive control of the divine winds over the length net the foundation department of propaganda can further amplify the effect Second part meanwhile refers to live stage concerts performances and celebrity showcases to take advantage of celebrity worship the normal imperial citizens For proper conduct operation that suri sets the japanese branch on classified a class a red alert Dedicating a minimum of 10 of the branches personnel and resources The imperial army and navy are also on high alert Operation that suri Will be fully realized during november when annual imperial festivities are underway Further benefits of operation that suri are stimulated economic activity and boosted morale over citizens With the recommendations of site 731 and the the philippine branch A significant amount of the japanese branch's resources have been directed to operation that suri's promotion Meanwhile One of the empire's long time allies the philippines will serve as a further reassurance To the success of operation that suri in exchange for improved trade deals The philippines have delivered 200 million dollars of assistance and funding to operation that suri The philippine branch of the foundation has also committed to sending approximately 13,500 personnel many of whom are field agents and thalma turges the empire Previously many of these personnel have enthusiastically contributed To the end of the mizame phenomenon providing valuable intel on artifacts But note these artifacts were hoarded by the philippines since 65 years ago And were planted into specific vantage points throughout europe and entities footnote Only entities deemed insignificant to operation filibuster easmail as they were given warnings to escape As such they have been deemed trustworthy and committed to the imperial cause The empire is not stagnant nor is it overreaching Operation that suri is the demonstration of japan's superiority over anomalies and inferior enemies And it shall be the highlight of one of empire's most sacred month The situation will be developed in this is necessarily to japan's advantage Tenno Hikai Banzai And I will redo that next. I'll just the whole thing for the philippine announcement concerning operation that suri filed under document jpl 0185 October 21st 2020 operation filibuster easmail declaration Pepeon people of the philippine branch Lock is what happens when preparation meets opportunity Operation filibuster easmail is now in full force due to the geopolitical serendipity of the japanese branches accents There were several means for the japanese empire to respond to the core gambit of operation filibuster easmail First is the most straightforward Directly funnel their funds and resources into destroying the operation filibuster easmail collaborators They have attempted to do so with varying levels of success However, the empire is ossifying under the bureaucratic weight of holding the bulk of the east age the great east asian co-prosperity sphere And more importantly their deep economic recession is ravaging them Second is more apt for the highly highly honor and superiority bound culture of the empire Outmatch anything it deems inferior The philippine branch wagered that the japanese branch will also possess the same outlook and judging by the japanese branch's response It played its cards right It also put its trust into the actions made to gain japan's trust using the artifacts and bloodline of korea and china as tools stock and bait Lastly it is within the philippine's luck that japanese entertainment has stagnated over the last few decades Only relying on highly censored or supervised live action dramas literature and more recently video games The wasted and disillusioned talents Of the empire have been recycled into uncontrollable inspirations In a way the lack of japanese creativity in certain areas just comics is a stroke of luck There is no independently organized comic convention that will be complete with the empire's operation matsuri After all the comic convention is operation matsuri the true meaning of filibuster ismo subversion Thus comes into play all personnel resources and produced materials of operation filibuster ismo Online or offline are mandated to arrive at designated positions for the second phase The takeover lasting one day in real time will be sufficient to deal a blow to the complacent empire Should the empire be sufficiently weakened the philippines and its foundation branch lose further in establishing its brand of normalcy based on three core tenets securing dominance and a stronger voice among all branches Contain the possibility of the sovereign dreams of superiority And protect normalcy from oppression The eight raid son of the philippines will triumph over the smoldering red sun smoldering red sun The philippines offers the empire the following words mene deselfares Put note your days are numbered mubahai ang mahalita next caption Paper lanterns released over shinshu accompanied by fireworks For phase two of operation filibuster ismo the pair where was transferred to provisional site 444 50 kilometers away from heijo korea Heijo was one of the key cities in northern korea due to its ancient cultural prestige population and industries There's also the site of the workers coalition movements plan protests thus serving as an ideal location for operation filibuster ismo first footnote sovereign mission 7000-04 But under document type mis 0815 november 1st 2020 sovereign mission 7000-04 image caption created by the propaganda division for later dissemination This illustration depicts kitsukumi as a kimono ju Put note derived from kimono A traditional japanese clothing and oju meaning a high-class wealthy girl location heijo korea formerly known as pion yang Uh, so you want to do the voices i can do the the reading of the sounds good like narrative stuff kitsukumi and umino Are on a mission to patrol heijo and monitor the progress of various operation filibuster ismo personnel Heijo was currently celebrating a variation of yon odori japan's major major at main november festival originally located in Well localized to kiyota After the opening of festivities heijo is currently packed with three million residents Hundreds of stalls fairs and stages line the streets of heijo The first stop is the heijo no yasukuni shrine Which glorifies the soldiers and officials in charge of the japanese invasions of korea and china Inside a drummer hits a one meter tall mitsudome taiko drum Signaling all residents in the vicinity totaling up to a hundred to enter and pray their respects pay their respects to the shrine umino signals a hesitant kitsukumi to enter the shrine's tori gates kitsukumi pouring water on left and right hands via a ladle as a mandatory purification ritual shouldn't Shouldn't we go away? This shrine is is something we shouldn't pray to right? quietly chanting a thematic ritual Play along for now. We have to first check the people here At the main hall kitsukumi and imino Wait for their turn to ring the main bell and make five yen offerings Umino rings the bell again thrice this time before also clapping thrice Aren't we supposed to ring the bell and clap twice only? That's a signal look that shrine maiden over there the one with brown hair the lamp in hand and a bird perched on her Shoulders is looking at us. That's our accomplice Umino then sends a small stream of water upwards where he directs it towards the shrine maiden Approaching the alerted shrine maiden the stream of water forms into rows of small kanji characters containing the check up message The kanji characters disappear after five seconds the shrine maiden then blinks the lantern thrice They're a okay. Let's go now kitsukumi. This shrine will blow up in the next few hours next stop would be the theater At the shrine's gates kitsukumi nearly bows as a sign of respect, but stops herself Hoshimi, don't you think the god should bless us since we did all the proper rituals? I wonder It then coursed through the sekai mandori street Leading to the hegeo grand theater The theater formally dedicated to operas featuring revolutions against korean and japanese and chinese invaders and barbarians Had been renovated into a film-centered establishment Umino then sends another stream of water towards one window he then returns What's their response I hate to break this to you, but the anime our personnel were carrying suddenly became anomalous and trapped them in the anime's worlds We have to free them What? Just joking the dukebi in charge of taking over the theater managed to shape shift all our personnel inside And they knocked out all the original japanese staff They're busy configuring the theater software with the anime films we produced They asked us a favor hoshimi. Can you change the film billboard to instead feature the anime films titles? Sure, but won't it reveal our positions too early takes out anime primers and begins chanting the pertinent spells No, not really just make sure that it makes people think that they're really the title schedule for the theater Mechanical birds sent from the propaganda division approaches umino providing him with a new scroll in exchange Let me know just down the notes and gives me to the bird. I knew they weren't real All right at this point everything's a okay the last stage would be to get to the show warehouse Walking there would take us through the heart of the city and into the outskirts Wait, isn't that where you'll be getting ready to fly the propaganda packages soon? Yep in three hours phase two will officially begin Walking to show warehouse will need at least an hour or An hour and a half then another hour for me to transform and get the packages loaded on to me I I see I can take you back to site 444 if you want at least you're safe there No, no, I should see this through to the end Okay, then let's just enjoy the festivities for now The pair then arrives at the grand pavilion filled with bustling shops for food and stationery towering bathhouses and asia's mrt and lrt lines They then ride the train just embarking at the tekuni plaza station Several hundreds of citizens young and old have gathered in the plaza A group of intricately dressed geisha perform a flower dance with the two watch Kitsumi rejects kitsukume rejects several beggars approaching her for alms She then notices policemen silently taking them away soon from the streets taking away them away soon in the streets A quick interruption to welcome dr. Samarian to the stream Hey, buddy. Nice to see you Hello Ahoy ahoy, we are Two hours and 75 percent through our first article. Yeah, sounds about right You know, I did warn you guys the very or at least in chat when you first started about how long this was going to be I don't feel I don't feel good about being right, but I am right. Hey, this is all for you, buddy You're welcome I appreciate it. Yeah, that's why I was warning you. I'm like, are you guys sure you want to commit to this? Absolutely All right, so we are noticing policemen silently taking away beggars and then Don't pay attention to them. The police here like to keep every man and woman here happy. They aren't counted as people kitsukumi frowns They then proceed to the silver horse mega market in the eastern district The haggle with an old scarred vendor for fried liver Afterwards, they approach a maker of flying lanterns Be the lantern or samarian. Do you want to just jump right in and media res or do you want me to I've got to figure out what uh, where you guys are at. What that's fair. What's the collapsible? Yeah, we're you know what you can you can catch up. It's fine. You search lantern maker It's the first instance of a lantern maker lantern dash maker. That's good But I need to open the collapsibles to you know, you know, it's uh, maybe like the fourth from the bottom It's called uh sovereign mission 7 000 dash zero four of 12 collapsibles You'll still need to search it just because it's a long one I actually already was searching uh, that's how come I know I needed to open the collapsibles because I was searching for the words You were saying to see where you were. Yeah Okay, what part I heard first first instance here. Yeah kitsukumi frowns. Okay, where are we at? We're at lantern makers first first line Oi Okay Oi young lady over there. Oh and uh a favored customer The lantern maker quickly chants a spell to which you know responds by clapping thrice How are the sails? Well, we nearly got discovered by the japanese branch and this is the terrible accent Uh many many of the agents I think around 23 are prowling around the streets Looks like they caught up some wind of the whole thing They checked the flying lanterns I thought they got distracted enough by the comic convention's fake locations. Did they see them? No, we haven't fully applied the spells to him yet That's gonna happen in one hour and the final touches will be applied by batch Plus the vast majority of flying lanterns did in the philippine factories and warehouses Is the girl part of those who will defend the city in the takeover? Kitsukumi nods Well, good luck to both of you then Let's hurry umino Kitsukumi and umino then paced through the busy streets where the vendors sell yakitori Takoyaki candied hawthorns sushi and rice rolls They briefly stopped in front of the digital screen explaining the fabricated japanese origins of flying lanterns Which are originally only used in korean and chinese cultures Starting since the rule of the most honorable emperor daigo and the proud japanese of the peninsular kin And mimanas meant to symbolize the resistance against invaders from the mainland. These are all false, no Yep, the japanese had the idea of assimilating flying lanterns into festivities Probably because they were pretty say created a whole mythology behind them Very effective honestly since even the philippines didn't know at first what they're for But now we're gonna take them back to where they should belong I see Yeah, we should join them then as a sort of advanced celebrations If you want to though, I think it's a bit too early The grand imperial march composed of a thousand soldiers from the chi hui and Higashi Dain Reep rocks is starting to assemble near the city center On the other hand protesters on the opposite district are congregating in buildings ready to come out upon the signal In a secluded area umino is sending out streams of water upwards to serve as messages to various collaborators Meanwhile kitsumi is buying various mementos including a fox mask near the shop It is one hour before the climax of phase two commences You know umino, I have a question. This is it, right? Yeah, this events the culmination of an operation years No decades in the making It's pretty as much the luckiest opportunity koreans chinese and the philippine branch will ever have I see Kitsukumi stops walking. She then takes off her fox mask and clutches it The japanese empire and its foundation branch will probably take quick action The whole thing after all is objectively an anomaly Even the officials back at site 444 don't know what will exactly happen afterwards Especially to us too You will be flying through korea delivering stuff while i will be helping out and setting up the lanterns and the time barriers Both are extremely risky though. Hopefully things work out Kitsukumi tries to smile although she falters coughing due to the smoke from a stall She nearly bumps into a youth Oi, what's your steps? Clutches meet kitsukumi's shoulders Let's keep going to the warehouse. I know a secluded spot near there where we can see the fireworks and the lanterns pretty well Are you looking for one last good time with me? In another sense of the word yeah The pair then takes 10 minutes to travel to the spot. It is it is a desolated buddhist shrine A bit with an intact bench where they sit Kitsukumi partially wears her fox mask on the side of her head the pair stays silent for a few minutes Minoru as a writer and illustrator. I wonder if this is really how our story together should be I occasionally dream of about a sort of what if What if I didn't find any letters from my dad and if I didn't bother drawing silly little comics to share with the revolutionists You know that sort of thing We would never meet right Probably though I would still be kicked to this god for saying an empire to do dirty work It would it would be extremely unlikely for us to meet though, even if it is just second long eye lock Hmm Say Minoru, do you think we're lucky to have gone through all these stuff together? Faces Kitsukumi Perhaps quite No, I'm definitely sure that the answer is yes Covers your face with the mask You're definitely there didn't send to definite Even if operation for the buster easmo rattled the empire I'm sure that your family will bear its effects and you will still be safe and sound but I personally think that our story up to now is a good stroke of luck You get to write your manga and have adventures an ordinary person wouldn't have in their lifetime Meanwhile, I would not have to always go curse my luck in getting assigned to missions The pair is silent for a few minutes Soon fireworks light up the sky while bombastic orchestral music can be faintly heard from the pair's location Kitsukumi faces and embraces umino It's almost time for us to head to our stations Do you remember the yuo juzo the fox marvel that gumiho keep in their mouth? Did you know that it's for good luck? I thought it contained knowledge A book I once read said that good luck is merely a result of multiple calculated moves made through the power of wisdom and foresight from available information When you will soon be flying you would need a very good awareness of your surroundings, you know I mean no stay silent with eyes closed Hmm I guess it's time to act like an actual young lady for once stands up and bows In any case, let me express my gratitude for letting me experience all of these Thank you very much too for letting me have the chance to redeem my family's name Umino stands up You're welcome hoshimi. All right, then let's go to the Kitsukumi then kisses umino. Sorry, there's someone screaming in the background. I didn't know that was it On my on my end Kitsukumi then kisses umino delivering the yuo gusel after the kiss kitsukumi Kitsukumi hurriedly puts on the fox mask. The two are silent for several seconds. Although umino grasps one of kitsukumi's hands That was that was you know just for good luck Anyway, I hope that tomorrow we wake up to a world where the moon shines more beautifully Then please take care of this ex-airheaded fox girl in front of you minoru Let me know size and embraces kitsukumi Sure hoshimi. Let's do our best then Several flying lanterns float amidst the fireworks. They soon begin their thaumaturgic mechanisms from medic influences operation filibuster ismo signal flares also cross the skies You guys want me to do the entirety of the filibrus to imo That would be great log. Just to give you guys a little bit of a break. Yeah, sounds good So i'm not going to try and read that. I think that is probably filipino Yeah, I I I was trying and then I stopped It's I don't really know the phonetic I'll just screw it up and that would be more insulting than not doing it at all filed under document type x01 1102 2020 operation filibuster imo make sure i'm getting there filibuster imo Rismo i'm missing the s timeline log begin log 10 of all flying lanterns launched through throughout scp 7000 During the november festivities a total of 120 000 manifest their thaumaturgic capabilities They first enveloped the target city in a temporal manipulation barrier Accelerating the flow of time within the city in theory one day inside the time barrier is able to half a day outside As a result of this barrier most communications outside the cities have also been cut aside from the link net Additionally, they emit a mild memetic effect on the populace urging them to consume the media and propaganda used in operation filibuster ismo filibuster ismo Third they explode near military barracks as well as japanese branch sites Through proxy networks set up in seven thousand In its neighboring countries the philippine branch conducts multiple large-scale cyber attacks on government facilities and japanese branch Communication networks the hacks were based on foundation cyber security protocols shared between international sites as well as japanese branch protocols obtained via infiltration and social engineering sufficient care has been taken to avoid In avoiding servers needed for containment of the japanese branches anomalies Furthermore japanese social media sites and their linked net in general have been flooded with content such as manga and animation related to operation filibuster ismo sv 7000's divine wind protocol for their linked net has been partially circumvented Although the japanese branch web crawlers and cyber security specialists have stemmed progress One moment 04106 Stalls providing manga comics illustrations and art for free have been launched throughout a total of 79 cities Such as haizhou multiple telescreen showcasing animation have also been installed in conspicuous locations Additionally deep fake videos depicting the apologies of major japanese officials such as use a tojo And the emperor have been prepared these videos focus on apologies in the term of displaying the truth of our shared history To provide plausible deniability multiple philippine factions embassies and establishments were severely bombed or damaged by operation filibuster ismo Uh personnel philippine branch agents present in the region have vowed to superficially cooperate with the japanese branch The time barrier supported by scranton reality anchors and the thomaturgical Chance of personnel such as kitsukumi withstand multiple attacks and bombings from the japanese branch Which has mobilized faster than expected kitsukumi and other content creators with thomaturgical Capabilities are located in their own stalls alternating between catering to customers and festival goers and chanting Approximately 740,000 korean and chinese entities such as scp 7000 hattai and scp 7000 doka kibi Are now present and actively in an active and assisting operation filibuster ismo forces in repelling the japanese branch scp 7000 hattai Currently located in hyajo has been thomatologically neutralizing fires and reality manipulation bombs dropped on the city Meanwhile draconic entities such as umino have been delivering animation telescreens and comics throughout rural areas in korea Manchuria and china umino in particular was soon redirected to the yellow sea the body of water separating korean or korea and mainland china The region has multiple japanese branches branch sites and scp 7000's navy bases all of which are on red alert in the region umino and his companions Have to contend with dogfights against jets and airplanes deployed from aircraft carriers They were considerably damaged from energy blasts from the experimental thomatological guns. I know it's thomaturgic, but I keep saying thomatological Guns of ships such as yamato therefore the japanese branch set out mtf I don't know what that symbol is in something dash one cowhands composed of shrine maidens thomaturgic specialists and monks The mtf was airdropped from planes and fought draconic entities while in parachutes Umino and the other water dragons stayed at an instruct advantage point in the middle of the yellow sea and activated his Hydro manipulatory capabilities. There is a lot of technical language in us During this process they were protected by their compatriots After 30 minutes a low pressure area was created in the region with multiple whirlpools and storm surges multiple wounded dragons have also Conducted kamikaze attacks on the bases themselves Meanwhile, the mtf specialists have also besieged cities taken over by operation filibuster ismo Within six hours of the takeover nine cities have been retaken Although the vast majority of filipine branch personnel and korean and china Chinese collaborators have either escaped or self-terminated 15 of all collaborator entities have been redirected to japanese branch sites such as scp Or i'm sorry site 335 Site 731 and site 333 the vast majority of these entities were terminated by the specific By the sophisticated defenses of the sites although they managed to divert or waste personnel and resources Divert or waste personnel. Okay, and resources away from operation filibuster ismo hotspots And 801 As of this time approximately 126 million residents throughout scp 7000 are still affected by operation filibuster ismo Service taken by personnel indicate that 61.3 of the respondents feel a mixture of confusion interest and disillusionment against scp 7000 after consuming operation filibuster ismo On the other hand the japanese branch has managed to repel a considerable amount of cyber attacks And have regained control of the divine winds protocols and scp 7000 linked net It has also mobilized the stand by japanese army forces worker rights cultural revival and formally underground revolutionarily revolutionary protests and rallyists have Also broken out in 40 cities still under operation filibuster ismo At least three cities in the northwest and northeast china have been taken over by independent rallyists God that is incredibly loud in my background. Can you hear that? I don't hear anything Good, okay, perfect It's incredibly distracted to me, but it's all right if you guys can't the japanese branch Was successfully you uh has successfully used anewy level amnestic agents And in pf forces on 23 cities Breaking them away from operation filibuster ismo control philippine branch medic agents. However have stemmed the effects at 12 at 12 And five seconds operation filibuster ismo forces and collaborator entities Now only operating at 51 of capacity after all the attacks are preparing to escape At this point objectives of operation filibuster ismo have been met remaining japanese social Media sites have been inundated with propaganda while multiple announcements have been released declaring the festivities to be canceled Meanwhile amnestic agents targeting memories of the philippine branch among the majority of collaborator entities has been released Japanese branch forces have been severely weakened and scattered throughout the vast reaches of scp 7 000 Analysis indicates the destabilization is underway particularly in the northern and southern regions of china as well as manchuria Breakdown of the veil within scp 7 000 particularly in more distant chinese territories is also expected However regions and territories near the japanese home islands such as south korean taiwan are still stable and log And um, we can we can account for that if you want to just like in the future We can do like short things like dialogue and we can dedicate to you like last time the long No, if you guys if you guys can't hear it. I can I can uh, I'm hearing it a little bit But like, you know, it's not coming through on the stream or whatever. It's not uh, it's not big deal Yeah, it's not You know to you it's distracting to you No, no, i'll be all right. I i i'll get used to it. It's just a matter of yeah Depicting kitsukume and umino in the final hours of the operation a log illustrating the operation filibusterismo escape plan has been provided below sovereign mission seven thousand dash zero five filed under document type mis dash zero eight one five november 2nd 2020 sovereign mission seven thousand dash zero five Image caption the collapse of the temporal acceleration barrier for containing hegeo location hegeo korea former formerly pyongyang start log Foundation made phomaturgic time sinks have been set to self detonate the time accelerating barriers are on the verge of collapse While the remaining flying lantern weapons have been deployed Signal lanterns are blinking thrice every three seconds indicating retreat mode during retreat. However kitsukume was separated Damn it. Where are they now? Operates her transceiver No signal I guess this is it then kitsukume disposes of her bulkier equipment and lights them on fire while she transforms into her volt vulpine form She then begins to run through the streets of hegeo which have been emptied of citizens and personnel She courses through partially destroyed buildings although she becomes cornered by an array of flags suddenly blocking her path Five beeps can be heard in the vicinity Japanese foundation branch agent now ashina kakura Alongside mtf symbol dash one shrine maidens and priests corner kitsukume They fire their thomaturgic exorcism guns and spears at kitsukume wounding her shoulder and transforming back her back to her humanoid form Um, I'm I was doing it before but I only had like two lines if you want to do it. It's fine It's fine. I'll take it I see Fox girl we have met in the past, haven't we? It's unfortunate for you that this is how it ends kitsukume fires a fire-based Thomaturgic spell towards her pursuers, but the shrine maidens swiftly block it However, she then manages to escape towards another building. She positions herself in a narrow corridor while she successfully wounds one agent She then transforms back into a fox and digs her claws beneath the ribs of one of the agents conducting a pinpoint attack on the liver She manages to heal back by ingesting the blood from the liver soon escaping In an open area. She launches a rescue flare Multiple flags fly towards her stabbing one of her legs. She then shifts back to a humanoid form and vocalizes a call for help mtf dash one surrounds and prepares to exercise and neutralize her mtf agents now chant purification prayers furthermore They dance using taiko drums leaf branches and paper fans for the ritual imitating the moves of yagaki and niche plays Plays kitsukume attempts to crawl away, but her arms are pinned down by japanese flags It's such a shame, isn't it? But this is a small price to pay for what you all did to the empire The japanese branch is doing its best But i wonder if it's enough Soon Hungry ravens might descend on the empire and all people living in it will suffer the brunt of the chaos Offers a cigarette to kitsukumi who is currently accumulating injuries from the ritual kitsukumi coughs up blood Don't you have some somewhere else to be As she can't corrupt since it's down I guess I am too responsible for cleaning up messes in any way you You're a defector from a family of trader kutsune, you know I wonder if you've really fulfilled your goal because your country might end up puppeted by another kitsukumi's body has considerably faded due to the purification ritual however High pressure jets of water target and scattered mtf agents while ground water erupts beneath kitsukumi A film of water envelopes kitsukumi Aishin Kankura is considerably injured meanwhile scp 7000 dash hite lands near her Emitting a loud roar in the distance umi knows draconic form is flying blocking multiple roads with one meter saltwater bubbles Several dokubei also arrive with levitating logs followed by scp 7000 dash dokubei scp 7000 hite's remaining eye is wounded while its scales have sustained severe damage Meanwhile, umi know has gaping holes and severe burns on its arms chest and neck scp 7000 dash Dokubei is mildly injured compared to them I never thought I would lose my last eye in an honorable battle It's a battle well fought, isn't it air of the miru and the imugi Czech skitsukumi The young fox still breathes. You made it just in time good Cradle skitsukumi Hoshimi are you still awake? Amino you're still here Oi you two be careful the shrine maidens and the flag girl are back on their feet Orders its support and it's to battle as you conquer and the mtf agents As you concur a gasping Lion dog dragon fox and demon so you really are on the same place I should concur a waves two Japanese flags on each hand waving them in a cyclical motion Multiple patterned energy blasts strike scp 7000 dash dokubei Ashing kakura then plants a flag deeply on the ground which rapidly manifests a row of flag poles which neatly skewer umino and kitsukumi scp 7000 dash dokubei and its subordinates then lunge towards achi kinkura fighting using their clubs against Aichi kakura's flag and sword the shrine maidens of the mtf agents fire at umino and kitsukumi Using their automatic rifles, but umino summons a shield of rapidly solidifying seawater Kitsukumi bleeding Was it a good fight? Did my you will just help you? Yeah, yeah, I could see the ships and the jets in front of me much more clearly Kitsukumi then grabs onto umino kissing him It's somewhat spent now, but there's still a lot remaining. Please use it as much as possible Don't don't worry. We'll get you out of here. Okay Mino Make me promise something Once all of this ends Let's go back to writing and drawing and okay I wonder What kind of stories we will have Okay, I will try as much as possible to do that. I will I'll just make sure I will just first make sure that you're safe Dawa, can you get away from here with hoshimi? scp 7000 dash dokubei has mostly repelled it's the the symbol is n just the the n sound So it's mtf n dash one into retreating at the cost of several subordinates and a wounded arm at this point Kitsukumi has become unconscious Sure kid. I know how to get out of here though. Me thinks I heard some bad news about the retreat What? We're supposed to scoot out through some subs and boats in the yellow sea as your operation filler whatever folks told us The routes though are blocked by nihonjins and soldiers We need some firepower to go through them I I see Umino remains silent for a minute before he summons his yawji orb scp 7000 hite gasp slightly but also falls silent Hmm one wonders if you are truly prepared to make that decision air of the miru and imugi Using it for something so grand will utterly destroy your mind and body to be frank Let me serve in your placement. It comes to clearing the routes. I'm the protector after all I'm ready to shed my blood on the soil of this country Eh you might still speak like that, but you look like a statue this seemed better days lord hite. You won't last out there Well, I accede to that But you are very young with a bright future. I mean, uh, it would be such a waste and the little fox will need you She can manage. She's a strong young lady who knows what she does and what she wants to do Plus I vowed to her since the start that she will make it out of here safe and sound Anyway, this is what my family would have wanted Umino directs a stream of water towards the orb which began to glow immediately brightly He then faces scp 7000 dash dokube and kitsukumi We know vows Well, then miss dowa, please take care of her and See you on the other side scp 7000 dash dokube and her remaining subordinates escape alongside kitsukumi scp 7000 dash hite and umino suddenly stay at the plaza after several minutes umino then chants towards the orb scp 7000 dash hite provides the last piece of umino's yoju orb The orb begins to levitate and spin rapidly umino then puts his hand over his heart and begins chanting towards the orb scp 7000 dash hite also rapidly increases in size while also chanting in the extinct korean language Video recordings obtained from nearby drones drastically degrade in terms of quality and become filled with static Monitoring stations more than 1.5 kilometers away report visuals of a 100 meter long draconic entity wrapped in rope-like aquatic formations It carries a 10 meter high orb decorated with repetitive curved patterns and characters with the long dead korean script and chinese hanzi meanwhile a 60 meter high leonan entity surrounded by levitating aquatic formations shaped like swords accompanies the draconic entity Multiple high-speed streams of water attack the japanese branch agents blocking the way to act the evacuation Using water formations the pair proceeds to generate a multitude of chinese and korean script characters alongside Scenaries depicting vignettes or activities in daily life within a 100 kilometer radius Their forms bear the style of kitsukume's drawings indicating that they were formed due to the yo goig issue to in to illustrate one A girl in hanbok playing the young boy in the garden labeled helen park historically This was turned into a factory Two a man churian adolescent exiting from a textile factory. He soon returned to his home where he hugs his sick brother Three a game developer playing on a banned console rapidly smashing buttons Four a room of mangaka and her assistants rushing to draw and polish a chapter Five a girl and a boy in festival clothes embracing each other amidst the fireworks and lanterns Approximately 700 members of mtf n-dash one where soon airdropped from multiple planes and helicopters Conducting a heavy synchronized fan and drum dancing the sky the dance manifests it as a multiple high-intensity Thermaturgic blast towards the pair neutralizing many aquatic water formations in return the pair shot out high-intensity water jets and strong gusts of wind of the though a the shrine maidens were able to counter with the kinetic paper fan chant mtf n-dash one soon retreated via teleportation talismans 15 minutes later japanese branch omni forces Barrage the air with volleys of thermobaric and small-scale atomic bombs These attacks combined with mtf one n-dash ones damage earlier caused the pair to crash into the buildings The bodies of the pair soon turned into water and levitating bubbles flooding heijo scp-7000-dokabe later reported that a single jet of water traveled to it and consumed just as they were about to board an evacuation submarine The stream of water formed into a message in korean script characters declaring jalgayo are farewell The jet of water slightly impacted the awakened kitsukumi's kitsukumi's hands disappearing and log You got the aftermath log. Can we can we just for one second marvel at paratrooping taiko drumming I know that spirit priest It really plays out like a you know an over-the-top kind of like anime. I don't probably stop these. I have no idea. What's going on here Yeah, no, it's okay. Yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah Welcome to the to the story. All right after 20,000 words in do you want me to read this one? I got it Operation filibuster ismo aftermath log filed under documentite mis-815 in december 1st 2020 operation filibuster, you know filibuster ismo aftermath log photo caption green dot park micate metro manila landmark of site zero six three Start log So, let's see. I can be o513. Does someone want to be altavista? I'll take altavista. Sure operation filibuster ismo director aziki or altavista as Discuss the results with o513. The discussion has been translated into igneous english I'll to be to commits the handover heart salute Mabuhay ang maharagasmoon Mabuhay azik here before we start here's some coffee straight from the cordillera cordillera This one is not even the hardest thing. There's a cordillera highlands Apparently they're expecting or experiencing good harvest Thank you. It's delicious, Simon. How's cleanup going? It's going rather smoothly. We managed to evacuate most of our personnel while We're sure that enough korean and chinese collaborators escaped with us Those that couldn't escape either died or went their own separate ways In any case the japanese linked net is exploding with social media posts and websites detailing all our works of art Good very good for a two billion dollar project Slumps in his chair. I have seen a little bit of the footage of myself God those lanterns were a sight Rizal himself would be proud Unfortunately, I had to deal with a lot of paperwork Especially with the ramifications of us designated japan as scp 7000 some and we're gonna be Lit dead by the rest of the foundation if they find out what we're up to From a certain point of view we went rogue Wouldn't be out of place if the philippine branch lands itself a slot on the list of scp's especially With how we used chinese and korean anomalies. I guess that means burnt at the stake dead Is he cure isn't it fun to set records like being the first foundation branch to land itself a slot in the main list First japan already broke that record technically thanks to us and second It wouldn't be so funny if our containment class ends up as neutralized cyber Ah, don't worry about it for now. I've been busy making sure that no word slips away from this country 05 perks I guess Still our luck hasn't run out yet I always had the feeling that scp 7000 was a convenient excuse to mobilize the philippine branch I just hoped it was really anomalous. So at least we would have something to defend ourselves in court It is sort of isn't this excuse especially if we just limit our definition of normalcy to our timeline In our world the japanese empire is a normal fact of life We trade with them butt heads with them over rather trivial political stuff and collaborate over things like science Hell they even thought that our foundation branches trustworthy enough So we had to be created with multi-versal stuff Hmm. Yes, that's correct. Although we do have an anomaly on our hands Thousands of alternate histories where we studied said that japan should have lost the war China joining the axis powers though possible shouldn't have happened Why is it that only why is it that it only happened in our timeline? We can make a case for it. I think especially with how the japanese threatens The balance of power in the foundation Interestant Though from an objective viewpoint scp 7000 wouldn't just be japan. It would be the whole world Including us if japan went axis Who knows what would happen to us The philippines turns into a failed state over the next few decades Not helping is how stupid philippines can be when it comes to electing dictators and populists Just a moment. Whoa. Yeah, and I like that. I don't like that I guess we're very lucky then and we have the japanese empire to thank for that We should soon change its designation to thumbnail Though korea and china didn't have it so good in this timeline Simon in the grand scheme of history Someone loses Someone wins That's just how things work in reality Plus those who care about what it actually means to be korean and chinese Are desperate enough to be under our wing You can't find tools like them anywhere Well, we gave the koreans and chinese their chance Speaking of them is secure Have you taken care of the new korean and manchurian foundation branches? We still have to resolve the problem of redistributing the balance of power given how the japanese branch will likely implode Not really That's still in the works So far i've only taken care of filling the legal and political departments of those branches, but My collaborators, they're rather cooperative. We're also getting offers from some of our allies like the russians Looks like they all want a piece of the cake, but At least we have a few allies in the foundation that can legitimize the new branches I hope i have 13 sips coffee good Looks like the foundation is unraveling Japan is currently investigating the aftermath. It's only a short matter of time before they start pointing fingers Especially at us. It's fairly obvious that someone in the foundation set up the whole shebang It's time to consolidate our power simon I plan to contact the indonesians and the other branches in southeast asia soon Maybe they would help us out seeing that our government did put a lot of work into solidifying our alliances Should i do so now? Ha, we wait a little bit for now Since we have to make sure these guys won't turn up against it won't turn against us i'm especially wary of thailand whose King has been sucking up to japan and vietnam which had a bone to pick with the chinese way back then The indonesians might have might be good partners, but their ties with australia and by extension the western branches are a little suspicious Don't worry simon. I won't say a word about filibuster easter moe All i would say is the japanese branch might no longer be fit for Duty seeing that it got overwhelmed in the recent attacks Like who knows if it can survive another wave of anomalies It would also help us out in legitimizing the korean and mensurian branches Going by the logic that delegating things is smaller, but more Focused foundation groups is the best option As for the other other more neutral foundation branches Uh, do we have evidence of the japanese trying to puppeteer neighboring branches, right? Like putting them in debt traps and aggressive dealings We can say that they were preparing to strike I remember finding those documents away. We can just make the issue Overblown enough that the foundation will go into red alert when it comes to the japanese Ah, I can see how we go about this is he here. Hopefully this would strike enough Of a big enough political blow to japan and reduce its influence to a low enough point For the grand finale Simon are we really going forward with the next operation? I thought it was merely a hypothetical plan at least for now Are all of these things really just preparations for that? It's still all hypothetical. We still have a long way to go before we can actually implement operation downfall Very on the nose operation name. Despite the rest of the empire not faring so well The home islands are very well guarded And they can have a very firm grip On their citizens being told that their superior beings over and over again. We'll do that to you best we could do now Do for now is isolate them I see We're going to implement this The sakuku go. Sorry. Let's get this right sakuku sakuki. Nope Why am I having trouble with this word? Sakoku. Yeah, Sakoku implement the sakoku decree Implement the sakoku decree filipino style All right, then by the way, we're still going to have to devote millions of dollars to operation filibuster ismo, right? What I worry about is that the propaganda and militia funding might take a toll on our finances We also have to train new agents and personnel from our stock of east asian people Two billion dollars has already been a lot for a rather small country like us Don't panic over it. That's why we're going to let to get the other branches Discretely involved here the resulting arms deals will be very good plus points for us Also, personally, no geo eyes that we make contact for help Simon we're going to end up causing a worldwide occult war if we continue with this I'm not entirely opposed to the idea, but we still have to secure contain and protect stuff as part of one foundation One foundation may Never really understood why the foundation is so united and monolithic even if we're composed of wildly disparate cultures interests and circumstances Hmm. I guess this is why the foundation really likes japan. It's very good at enforcing a uniformity and a normal world But I think that a normal world like that isn't enough if we actually want humanity to progress So is it here we have to do all that we can even if it means war I'll use the taps this coffee cup repeat repetitively Progress it's a very fun word, especially for us filipinos A word so fun. It's going to redefine normalcy Anyway, there's nothing normal in a uniform yet rotting world It's time to shift the balance of luck and power towards those who deserve it and are prepared to have it simon I will see what I can do That's the spirit zekir move on Maharlika I bet that a new golden eight raid sun will be rising soon Topical that's all I'm gonna say um I don't think I can fairly evaluate this so I'm not gonna try it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah a lot a lot happened before you came in Certainly, certainly Certainly seem like Certainly miss like all the anime Yeah, all the anime except for that battle at the end, which is very uh Which reminds me of an anime with the flying taiko drummers and The the scrolls and the water the water fighting. It's pretty cool It's very the very good imagery I thought um I don't think it needed to be that long That's the only like my main my main input is I mean just that last that last log felt like it was Twice maybe three times as long as it needed to be to get its information across Yeah, yeah, and it didn't really have like a stinger that I think it was trying to hope for like oh no But like it's good well written. There's a few mistakes here and there, but that's to be expected with 20,000 21,000 words Mm-hmm No, unacceptable. I think it's good. I'm not voting it Yeah, that's good Uh, I just I don't think we need too many stories about the branches like fighting each other. It's all I will say that moment where was it they called was it indonesia or the philippines? Yeah, they called them feel like they it's called philippino stupid I mean that it's kind of tinged with that like how they keep you know Never there's a lot of animosity there in the characterization, but I'm sure that's I mean I guess the context is isn't this isn't altavista of philippino. Yeah, that yes So, yeah, it's possibly o5 13 who knows that would yeah That would probably be the context that makes it less But still I don't know about I don't know the author, you know, so Yeah, I mean, I would really I'd hope that they have some some uh This is veralta. I don't I don't know Uh, that was uh super troubling. That's all this is yeah very troubling Um I know at least for context at least my understanding is that in our media in america, uh, the current President duterte of philippines is that is who it is, right? Have I got the right country? Uh, I believe so. Yes. Yes. Yes, at least american media paints him as pretty brutal and dictator-y So maybe it's something That is their culture and they're commenting on it like man, wouldn't it be if we were in this other universe where it was like that? That's at least what it seems to me um The author is philippino okay I've I've confirmed that Well, it's the author says it story though. Like I enjoyed the anime vets. I enjoy like the So like some of the dialogue kind of felt a little like But like you were watching a Movie, you know kind of like dramatic and flowery in a way that I don't think would be necessarily the case in your life But it was still entertaining to read Um, there were there were articles half that length that felt like they took twice as long as long as I'm gonna say Yes, uh, there was only one shot where like chat's gonna see I was like yawning like three times in one section Where I was like, this is yeah, I Yeah But but then uh, but then the action scene and the characters brought me back again For sure like when we were interviewing the entities in the beginning I was all in the anime stuff was good. Then it got a little bogged down Then we got back to the good stuff again I upvoted and now we're moving on to the next really long one. 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Oh boy By order of the scp foundation department of applied esotericism The following document describes a blavatsky class hyper sigil and is level five 7000 classified unauthorized accesses forbidden item number scp 7000 classification level five top secret containment class keter disruption class amita risk class critical. So, you know, it's bad news Does the black moon howl it howls in remorse when the song it sings ends the world special containment procedures The scp foundation united nations global occult coalition republic of india federal democratic republic of napal And people's republic of china have signed the treaty of everis to establish Indefinite and reliable containment of scp 7000 it stipulates the following initiatives be carried out to address the object one Every year from the first to the eighth of july The foundation is to work with all members of the treaty to Entirely prohibit entry into the himalayan mountains A suitable cover story pertaining to the prevalence of deadly avalanches at the at that time is to be created and disseminated by the aforementioned parties footnotes Avalanches are notably most common during the summer months when snow and ice begin to loosen and melt with rising temperatures To an annually assembled joint task force jtf theta mendez 7000 codename seventh spear composed of at least 1,000 available troops sourced from combat capable mobile task forces and at least 2,000 troops sourced from the physics division of the goc Is to be stationed at the base of the himalayas for the 192 hour period Or 192 hours during which the above protocol is active During this time all members of group of interest alpha 19 codename serpents hand and group of interest 231 codename children of the scarlet king Detected by theta mendez 7000 within their area of occupation are to represent security breaches of the highest priority and be terminated on site Pictured above jtf theta mendez 7000 codename seven spear pictured surveilling the himalayas Description SCP 7000 is a seven day or 168 hour long ritual performance of russian composer alexander scribian scribans mysterium Through though a famously unfinished composition according to mainstream belief the complete composition of scp 7000 repeats and augments several parts of the mysterium Throughout them extensively integrating other artistic religious and ritual demonstrations that cannot be definitively located As belonging to any singular historical source footnote Though overtones in neo platonic Yeah, neo platonic and theosophical isoterrorism are the most obviously noticeable influences upon examination of scp 7000 ritual elements They do they also integrate composite elements sourced from various old world mythologies particularly the davite religious system most intriguing recovered notes by the scriban by Scriabin i'm going to call him scriabin In which he details the manner in which scp 7000 is to be performed Mention use of musical instruments and other technologies of origin in non-human extraterrestrial and extra dimensional civilizations The mysterium has been described as a Synesthetic piece able to induce a multisensory Experience by use of music and also including visual performances alongside thomatological ritual elements Scriabin's Esoteric spiritual and philosophical view similar to theosophy is known to have influenced his compositions A link between these esoteric beliefs and the ritual nature of scp 7000 is exceedingly likely extensive thomaturgic working and collusion with Pluripotent or theological entities to aid in the process of scp 7000's composition would likely have been necessary to achieve its degree of potency Pictured above alexander Nicolae of itch Scriabin handsome devil The existence of scp 7000 and associated ideas pertaining to the prophetic spiritual and or ritual powers attributed to works of music Has been confirmed to have notable influence in the human newosphere And is therefore reliant upon several concepts invented and imagined by humankind As such the finished mysterium composition has been designated a dormant blavatsky class hyper sigil footnote An idea concept or creation of the conscious mind embedded within the newosphere that through belief and ritual Is capable of altering reality through thomatological means research by the pata physics division of the trans physical medic mechanics department the thomaturgistics department division of the department of occult sciences and the quantum super mechanics division of the research and experimentation department To determine whether hyper sigils function through narrative intervention and or manipulation of probabilities As is the case with more localized sigils is ongoing. So a little bit of our luck A blavatsky class hyper sigil of type nine a scatological severity by the research head for scp 7000 With approval of the chairs of foundation departments of applied esotericism psychology and parasypecology memetics and counter memetics Notice from the department of temporal anomalies much of the following information pertaining to the chronological events and effects of scp 7000 originates from the doomed alternate universe hereafter classified AU 7000 to uk as per statement 3.1 of the 1981 multi-foundation coalition agreement An inter-universal concord that ensures all documents containing information relevant to an irreparable k-class scenario in any given alternate foundations universe Be autonomously transmitted to other coalition members for cautionary and informative purposes To be properly executed scp 7000 is to be initiated and completed at the base of the himalayan Mountains beginning on the 7th day of july uh footnote in both the month month day day yy format and the day day month month yy format the 7th of july is expressed as 7 7 Though the number 7 has proven significant in occult workings particularly those with pertinence to scp 001- tufto and related anomalies use of the gregorian caliure and dur to implement the secult symbolism seems completely arbitrary This is likely due to the fact that scp 7000 an anomaly that functions within the collective unconscious Manifests through the system of time used by the majority of the world and therefore has the majority of influence in the neosphere So 7th of july the beginning of the performance produces an immensely power Powerful telepathic signal contacting all sentient and non-sentient live on earth and compelling them And what has been described as a spiritual or religious experience to make an immediate pilgrimage to the site at which scp 7000 is being performed non-sapient life forms including even those without rudimentary External awareness such as plants or fungi Assume an unknown elevated state of consciousness as to obtain sapiens and be affected by scp 7000's compulsion Entities in extra dimensional spaces and or metaspatial pocket continuums adjacent to earth on a multiversal or narrative level such as denizens of scp 2264-b oniroy oniroy Entities occupying the wander's library and the rather strange fellows of the sevenfold woods are also compelled by scp 7000 uh consistent nomenclature redacted per protocol 4000 su During performing of the anomaly scp 7000 allegedly induces a profound transcendent or out-of-body experience in those who witness it A common theory among the foundation of au 7000-uk Being that the piece overstimulates every sensory mode of human perception to the point of forcing one spirit out of the body through to astral projection Execution of the entire piece involves among other elements dances a procession a burning of incense mass distribution of psychedelic substances displays of multicolored lights by use of a system of reflective prisms and a variety of illusions Sounds dope. When can we go? Of the performance itself scriaven wrote there will not be a single spectator all will be participants The work requires special people special artists and a completely new culture The cast of performers includes an orchestra a large mixed choir an instrument with visual effects Dancers a procession incense and rhythmic textural articulation The cathedral in which it will take place will not be of one single type of stone But will continually change with the atmosphere and motion of the mysterium This will all this will be done with the aid of mists and lights which will modify the architectural contours Scribe and like he parties you can tell If scp 7000 remains uninterrupted for the entirety of its execution Its impact upon local and existential reality will continually increase in severity as documented by its scp foundation Events in a au 7000-uk caused by the continued performance of scp 7000 progressed in the following order when it was performed Note that this timeline pertains to the context of sc of au 7000-uk And would likely not transpire in an identical manner where scp 7000 to be initiated in the prime timeline time from initiation to of scp 7000 and the event Approximately 10 minutes all conscious life forms on earth and adjacent dimensions are simultaneously made aware of the existence Unlocation of the scp 7000 ritual within the unconscious mind despite cognitive difficulties with consciously associating this revelation with a literal event at first Affected entities unfailingly conclude that they must make a pilgrimage to the site of scp 7000 within minutes of this effects initial onset Almost certainly initiating a bk class broken masquerade scenario At approximately 30 minutes from the time of initiation Hume levels of the earth and the surrounding area within a radius of approximately 0.67 light years begin To steadily climb throughout the duration of scp 7000 reaching a climax of around 500 percent in excess of normal levels At approximately 24 hours manifestations of extra dimensional phenomena within baseline reality reach unprecedented length frequency and clarity At approximately 32 hours ambient akiva radiation present on all akiva sensitive areas or quote holy sites on the planet rapidly increases To unnatural levels over the course of around six hours starting at this time Before abruptly shooting downwards to near zero for the duration of scp 7000 Over the coming days anomalous phenomena destroy several of these sites by apparent overwhelming force majeure The new aspheric and physical influence of theological meme plexus worship by humans by humanity deities colloquially Weakens continually as this process continues make music kill god. All right, baby 65 hours beginning at this time numerous unprecedented geographical changes occur within a short amount of time Most of them occurring within 48 hours or less the sudden rising of most of the Zealandian continental crush Crust to above sea level at approximately 68 hours displaces an immense amount of water in the oceans As does the sudden emergence of two large land masses shortly thereafter one in the mid-pacific ocean It's approximately 75 hours and one in the arctic ocean near the north pole at approximately 81 hours Starting at this time and until the conclusion of scp 7000 several new islands emerge from under the sea Some existing ones sink or are destroyed and the position of several existing islands and continents is shifted Overall the duration for the duration of these events significant natural disasters including volcanic and tectonic activity Flooding and tsunami severely impact almost all islands in low-lying coastal areas on the planet At approximately 70 hours a remarkably destructive series of volcanic eruptions causes a blanket of ash to block sunlight from reaching The earth at approximately 90 hours several operatives of group of interests 231 children of the scarlet king Vanished through unknown anomalous means spatial and or metaspatial displacement likely. Oh no 120 hours through unknown means scp 140 achieves full chronological completion and breaches into the present moment I knew it scp at 144 scp 001 lilies proposal is triggered Initiating an event known as the final day of flowers. Oh, man. I was going to say how much this uh Reminded me of that and here we are footnote a recurring span of time in the history of the planet earth lasting from sunrise to sunset Of a given day during which time every flower on the planet is said to simultaneously bloom an exquisite color and variety A day of flowers always Directly precedes a catastrophe of immense magnitude on the planet the following day Usually representing the extinction or near extinction of one or more dominant species Also at 144 hours scp 7000 dash xk fully manifests in baseline reality At 150 hours an estimated 90 of contained sempia and sentient anomalies have breached containment an attempt to reach the site of scp 7000 At approximately 157 hours the human neosphere and the regions of physical spacetime to which it is associated namely all human inhabited regions On the planet cease to exist individually fully merging into a composite pocket dimension in which the gap between consciousness And matter is fully reconciled and the cognitron A theorized subatomic particle existing only in the neosphere and dream space Which allows lucid thoughts and intentions to interact with the fabric of mental realities in which they exist Can directly Interact with physical particles before first undergoing psio genesis The anomalous process by which a conscious intention is transformed from a conceptualization Existing only mentally within the neospheric realm into an instance of psychic phenomena able to affect the physical world Or the minds of other conscious entities scp 7000 dash xk is currently an eye is a currently unidentified entity that manifests on the sixth day of scp 7000 Though definite information on the nature of a fully manifested scp 7000 dash xk is scar scarce Footnote due to the only time of its manifest Manifestation being the 24 hours during which a u7000 dash uk was immediately facing a uk class end of universe scenario All foundations that being subject to the conciliatory anomalous effects of scp 001 dash literally during this time made rigorous documentation Even more difficult. Did you read the 168 hours thing? Did I the last the last lot of the chart right? I missed it completely. Okay Uh, in fact for some reason it looks like it's new like it wasn't on my page a minute ago I think I'm tripping. I just I just added it there. Yeah damn At 168 hours the eschaton occurs in full Triggering a uk class end of the universe scenario. Thanks for catching me on that I know you're good The following description of its appearance has been gathered with relative certainty An indefinite number of dark feathered wings ranging from seven to 97 in number an appropriate wingspan approaching an approximate wingspan approaching one kilometer Two a roughly geometric form that can constantly shifts to and from several states that resemble polyhedra With equilateral heptagons in some or all of their faces Three unknown or incomprehensible color and texture Four a kaleidoscopic variety of features that resemble eyes mouths and limbs Sedd features constantly shift in and out of the boundaries of human perception on the surface of the creature But are always present in a number that is equally evenly divisible by seven Five class eight type black Otherwise known as divine onto kinetic capabilities, though the entity has not been observed using these directly Depictions of beings that fit the description of scp 7000-xk have been found in several agent cultures worldwide Especially with reference to the scarlet king as such common theories posit that like scp 2 3 1 7-k scp 7000-xk may be an aspect or expression of scp 001 tuftow Addendum 7001 discovery the existence of scp 7000 first came to the attention of the foundation following the 1962 alexandria incident footnote An anomalous event An event in anomalous history where in a large number of serpents hands operatives under the guys Under the guidance of 05 10 defected to the foundation the alexandria incident marks an important increase in anomalous knowledge accessible to the Foundation as significant portions of the library were allegedly stolen or copied by the defectors during the chaos and later disseminated among foundation ranks Reference to it references to it being noted among the immense collection of esoteric scripture that was brought back to reliquary area 27 when the incidents aftermath necessitated the immediate evacuation of all scp personnel out of the wanderers library Among the recovered tests are several grimoires written in the old davite language Which contain instructions on performing scp 7000 and the consequences thereof Said texts cannot be identified as originating from any definite point in time and possess several incongruent temporal signatures And greatly desperate eras notably appearing to be at least 800 years old upon physical analysis It directly citing the mysterium itself supposedly left unfinished upon scribi scriebens death in 1915 a clear anachronism A common thread between most texts recovered from the s from the 1962 alexandria incident Particularly those which reference every scp 7000 is a frequent association of scp 001 dash tufto and associated divine entities with apocryphal goal apocryphal Eschatological infertile and otherwise fringe abrahamic symbolism Particularly those abrahamic symbols with connections to the biblical revelation or end times Many later occult texts with mentions of scp 001 tufto That are known to originate from the wanderers library such as those obtained from the global occult coalition following their raids on the serpents hand footnote Mentioned texts related to the scarlet king were provided to the foundation by the geoc as part of an agreement between the two organizations to contain object redacted geoc classified kte 2013 capola mendez the king spears Seen concurrent with the alexandria incident texts in their portrayals of the scarlet king and the symbols of its worship This evidence seems to strongly suggest that the ways in which the library specifically portrays scp 001 tufto Are somehow unique and further implies an unknown connection between the serpents hand and the children of the scarlet king Following discovery by the foundation containment protocols within the himalayan area were temporary temporarily imposed While additional research could be concluded Though this research proved relatively unfruitful the dissemination of documents from au 7000 dash uk in 1994 Enlighten the foundation to the truth of scp 7000's existence and its true dangers Shortly thereafter a treaty to establish intensified defense measures in the area was ratified This agreement the treaty of everest remains in use to this day and is thus far provident proven effective in disarming any third party attempts to initiate scp 7000 Addendum 7000 out to recovered documents The following incomplete set of recovered texts understood to be written by screabin himself Details the precise mechanics of scp 7000 in the circumstances of its creation with reasonable accuracy The documents are written in a mix of russian ancient greek and nokian Atlantean and old davite and are encoded by use of a complex cryptomantic cipher That has yet to be fully cracked foot. No believe to be To believe to be either of schrifteller or gift schreiber origin Or partially devised by involvement of one of these groups Despite years of collaborative effort between the foundation and the international center for the study of unified Thaumatology on breaking this cryptomantic seal. The following transcription is not currently fully translated Completely untranslated phrases will be expunged and words or phrases with more unreliable translations will be marked with an asterisk for clarity 2nd november 1913 Magic is a thing of innumerable swirling swirling thoughts dreams and probabilities But for all the cosmic impossibilities and inconsistencies. I gotta get this accent right. We're we're russian And I what I just did was bubbles Well, it's okay. We're rushing. That's the problem. There we go It was a thing of the fates that compelled my soul to a new aim I'm not going to do an accent for this. I'm rushing more a finally magnificent expression of rebirth An exaltation of the immortal spirits divinely inspired myriad arcane awarenesses and ecstasies My final piece will be of these as they have inspired me The secret doctrine teaches that throughout the entire duration of intelligent life in our world A clear chronology of major civilizations can be drawn Each emerging after the previous and each acting as a major agent of change upon the world in time immemorial The untranslated instated themselves as the first such civilization A ternous installed humanity as the six when building their first great city And though they fell humanity again proved their worth Re-emerging after extensive competition with the children of the night and stars Jeopardized the legitimacy of our claim to the title of six great civilization The seventh extensively predicted but never identified is forthcoming We have references to project paragon scp-4840 scp-1000 And rallistans proposal The ancient masters lie this information out for us in its totality Their wisdom is paragon and undeniable and it is informed by their teaching that I believe The seventh realm of our world as it is called is imminent I wish to welcome my own fate and the fate of the world and to end our time in this realm of celebration Should our predestination be the superseding of our dominion by that of a more advanced species My next piece will be a recognition of humankind and the grand face of the infinite cosmos to be played preceding its inevitable end 19th of may 1905 The work I have done for my latest project is of a truly arcane nature And it has humbled me with a newfound majesty for the grand harmonic confluence of probabilities Which make the vast realm of magic in which we exist possible Our standing in the cosmos is but one level in an infinite structure of countless rising and falling planes of existence Octave over octave over octave the nature of the arcane ascends further still it is truly amazing Yesterday during our spent researching at the rossakaya gorstevanaya bibliotheca Footnote the russian state library in moscow a site known to bear stable translocational gateway to the wanderers library Which opens during a full moon A faceless cloaked man with full arms four vaguely arachnoid legs an all manner of arcane symbols painted upon its reptilian flesh Emerged suddenly from in between the bookshelves in a manner i can only describe as hallucination like It approached me and placed in my hands a large green and gold leather bound tome with the symbol of the world tree cast upon its cover in brass At first frightened my demeanor quickly changed to utter astonishment when i realized that the tome was tangible to me And the experience that i had been sure was almost sure was hallucinatory was entirely real The mysterious creature surely some kind of angel of wisdom to bestow me with the text and its vast knowledge Then promptly melded back into the surrounding environment and vanished I have thought for many days about what occurred at that library coming only to one conclusion It appears that in my work of honoring the infinite and the arcane it has responded and shined its wisdom upon me What serendipity The tome which i have obtained is itself extraordinary It teaches me far-flung civilizations across the universe And of their customs and traditions It teaches me the intricacies of ancient rites lost at time everywhere else, but in its very contents It teaches me of the long-forgotten history of our own world and of the myriad ways in which the breath of life expresses itself and creates Intelligence its teachings will surely be instrumental in designing the rites necessary for my peace October 23rd 1908 Years of work on my final project have thus far continued smoothly All great wonders and horrors of which i learned throughout my continuous study will be integrated and invoked in the performance And each spirit and deity recognized and thanked for its role in our realm's mortal experience The tome bestowed upon me by the untranslated in 1905 has since taught me the intricacies of the library the realm of infinite knowledge From which it presumably originates I've also since translated the true name of the text the sixth tome of apocryphal visions One of the many one of many texts within the library containing similar wisdom I sometimes experience visions of the library and its winding halls I see creatures nearly identical to the angel which handed me the sixth tome I have designed rituals to invoke the heavenly spheres for their blessings upon the coming age In ritual, I have communed with each planet and star in the night sky with each with each's logos and with each's people footnote The theos the theosophical concept of a planetary or stellar logos describes the existence of a governing deity Intelligence or abstract essence for different celestial bodies in the universe particularly inhabited ones These entities govern over their respective bodies and are conceptually and theologically linked to them and their inhabitants A planetary logos is often described as its spirit or the fundamental essence that esoteric traditions believe to imply That the planet itself is a living being similar to the concept of mother earth And with each people's though in contemplation of the many spirits and masters with Which I have sought guidance from in their respective teachings one thing stands out I believe there to be some form of untranslated governing over the spaces between the stars This possibility is equally exciting and frightening It is a common conception that advanced civilizations undergoing a significant change in consciousness or physiology through esoteric means endure a three and one half day period of total darkness Emerging changed after emergence from the void If the power of this void can be contacted It would be crucially useful to ease the upcoming shift into oblivion Which humankind will doubtlessly face with the arrival of the seventh realm fast impending When the end comes I will accept the infinity of fate with open arms and make humankind's dissolution into the calm finality of ultimate annihilation as painless as possible I will contact this mysterious force and use its power to compose the ultimate spell July 6, 1910 I have recently made contact with a mysterious and elusive entity Which I believe to be the force with which I have been attempting to locate Text damaged over the interstellar void Its dominion which it often shows me shows to me in my dreams and visions Is a serene void positioned between the quantified realm of structured and ordered concepts And the infinite chaos of primordial unknowns When I am taken there I can feel the minuscule interactions that one's body usually makes surrounding air And dust give way to the numbness of an absolute vacuum I have been led to the knowledge of this entity's existence by way of the library's tome But it contains no further information concerning this matter If I am the first to reach this strange realm this point in my mission may be as far as the tome is able to take me Entities which occupy the void realm are utterly foreign to my understanding But do not appear hostile As I make further progress into my work and progress and progress to a more and more advanced understanding of the seals and right side design Now approaching their final phases the fact that I need the void's power for assistance to accomplish my goal becomes more and more obvious I will continue to attempt negotiation For the good of all I unwaveringly continue in the development of my ultimate working Nine years uh four years later august 9 1914 Faust once made a deal with the devil In exchange for his immortal soul Faust attained all worldly knowledge and ability which could be possibly imagined Faust would become the most talented magician of his time the most talented alchemist of his time And fortune would always look upon him favorably in the world of men But none of this mattered for in the kingdom of god Faust was utterly corrupted His soul always belonged truly to lucifer I too unbeknownst to myself Have fallen victim to such a bargain I didn't see that coming Not at all The void's voices with whom I made a covenant to create my final work Are not who they claim to be I have discovered But indeed only servants of the crimson beast Karak I thought it was going to be bill cipher Lord of darkness below god of the deva a treacherous and brutal scourge existing only to devour and defile all things holy His is a raging spiraling insatiable trifoon of primordial primeval wrath gluttony dust blood and corruption The king revealed his true nature to me only after he agreed to my terms for use of the void's power in my workings He has defiled all that was once sacred and divine in my magnum opus Destroying years of work years of dreams He has defiled and perverted the magics of my intricate composition Transforming it into an aberrant tool of destruction It appears that his influence has turned my work once dedicated to easing the pain of a dying humanity into the very thing that will destroy it Despite all this tragedy. It is far too late for me to stop Fate has already dealt her hand that of annihilation And as such I am resolute in accepting it Regardless of the innumerable and ungodly terrors which the fruits of my pride may be doomed to inflict It is fated that the work will be completed and as such I must complete it regardless of the cost Faust once stood at the gates of hell in infamy All at one moment the weight of his guilt crushed him Starting in early to mid april 1915 until his death Scriabin was rendered bedridden due to an infected sore as his writing from this period is featured below Note that according to Scriabin's doctor he exhibited signs of deliriousness during this time April 7th 1915 Karak is the thing of innumerable innumerable swirling tensions impulses and misfortunes But for all his cosmic impossibilities and inconsistencies Karak is also a thing of the fates He is inevitable Time and time again the king makes himself visible in my dreams At times of fear delusion and delirium He brings with him in his wake all the infinite horrors of his damning in his damning void realm And all cosmic cataclysms infected by his inflicted by his terrible legions of scourges and devours The realm of the sixth is fated to fall And in its ashes the realm of the seventh must rise If this transition occurs only through him there is no imaginable impossibility which may protect us from it This too will be an act of the fates and it is my duty to complete my work regardless of its cost As the life fates for my own body I feel more and more impending on the impending onset of a new age of life everywhere on earth If the gods of fate and fortune shine their light upon us before the king butchers them whole The end of the human race will be met not with apocalypse But with a clean slate and a new beginning Scriban would pass away seven days later on the 14th of April 1915 In his Moscow apartment due to severe complications from the infected sore on his upper lip It's a rough way to go I wonder what the uh Significance of the that being the placement of the sore is is there I wonder God only knows I have a simple review of this article. It's very quick I I saw like it's the most dangerous gosh darn thing in the world in the beginning and I was like, okay I'm humoring you here and then everything from the special containment procedures to The first mention of the scarlet king. I was just ramping up. I'm like, this is so badass This is like lily's proposal, but like on steroids This is crazy and music and everything. I was super hyped And then the scarlet king got mentioned in my interest immediately faded And it's isn't saying it's bad yet. This is just saying like I immediately went like, oh, oh, we're linking it to this thing. Okay. I guess, um I knocked myself out of focus in the camera. There we go No, I linking it to something so prominent and so often mentioned in the lore and I was like, I don't know There's all these interconnections. They're mentioning adnition and the meta the the metaversal multi-foundation coalition agreement and they're referencing lily's proposal and like all this like, you know The the woods which have no name all this that's very cool a lot of elements here I was happy to see and wanted to see them all work together somehow because I was like the more they loaded on here I'm like, wow, this is a lot, you know that they mentioned like three proposals um, you know for zero zero one. I'm like, okay. All right Um, the the chart itself is really good. I like that the timeline Oh, the timeline is lovely. I was like getting hyped and hyped the more that went on and To finish what I was saying, I was like Unsold for a minute But then the way that the documents went and getting into like the Faustian bargain aspect Yeah, immediately brought it back to character and made it like an interesting back and forth rather than just like You know rocks scarlet king falls. Everyone dies And so 100% like big fuck. Yeah to this from me. I am up voting this so hard Yeah, I think like I said, I think it's a little bit predictable towards the end there with the whole Faustian bargain thing I kind of like was like, okay. There he's communicating with it. He's going to attempt to yeah, okay Um, but you know, there's nothing wrong with with that if it's you know, it's holding an engaging manner and I do think it is um What was my I'd like one thing, but I don't I don't think we have time for it It doesn't matter. Um, oh, yeah, just the like the fact that you did the big bad You know, like yeah, I'd rather be some sort of like force than the scarlet king I feel like scarlet king three nine nine three one two five. They're all things that like People bring in sometimes they think they're really really bad ass and then like, you know, I'll have the The support for it, you know, I don't know. I just uh at least three one two five, for example And the scarlet king are both over route in a lot of ways, but this is good. I will up vote this um Indeed I was I was like turned off immediately because it's overdone But then this like came in and like it did a good job with it Uh, I like the first half a lot better like if this ended with like a mystery like the latest proposal does or something Yeah, yeah, yeah Then I'd be like freaking the fuck out because I want to go to the Frickin everest music festival now, man. Yeah, that was cool. That part was neat um Yeah, good good work author, uh Worm almighty. You got me. I'm on board Oh look who's next I know I guess I looked as I go. Okay. This is gonna be fun Um, and it's just mentioned him too. So speak of the devil. Um, speak of the spark like scarlet king. Maybe um, yeah That's Sb 7000 the neon god by tufto and I will I will start this one off. We'll see how long how far I can get Indeed All right The day we buried my sister It was sunny It was scorching It was a little cemetery about the city A scrap of dried out grass yellow and burnt When I think back on it, it doesn't feel like home, but I suppose it must have then I'd never known anything else I didn't cry. I don't remember much, but I remember that The shock was too deep I couldn't understand what had happened to her I stood there between my parents My mother veiled and my father racked and sobbing. I was only eight She'd just been smiling up at me The day wasn't anything It meant nothing Didn't feel like any funerals I'd seen on tv Those sealed markers and endings It was just a day All the grasshoppers hummed and the wind blew through the stalks She wasn't gone She was right there in that box There was no story to be told except that of the gravesticker's earth rhythmically rhythmically drumming on the coffin When we left our new house in the country We took the train My parents tried to talk all afternoon, but I didn't need them to The wheels slipped across the tracks Embedded in the grass and the wire With greenery outside flowering further and further And I felt happy Now I could see it, the escape The recreation, the play of the clouds, the wind and the air The apples of the autumn I write this on the last line back to normalcy Only to find that the oak five council has gone insane They're burning the foundation from the inside out Kells is probably drunk on the floor Cursing himself and everyone around him And the neon god prays at my periphery Almost seen Almost there But always towering above all else Nobody will read these words I write But Oh my dearest friends, you don't have to The words will stand regardless Dr. Rose Rosie Hartlepool SCP-7000 the neon god By order of the o5 council the following file is sealed level 5 slash 7000 classified authorized access is forbidden Item number SCP-7000 object class bomb mail Image caption a train from SCP-7000 passing between the universe 0-0-1 prime to universe a 0-5-1 quote infinite mongol empire Special containment procedures SCP-7000 has been placed under the purview of the newly founded department of interdimensional logistics Which currently operates out of site 565 and is provisionally headed by dr. Rosie Hartlepool and dr. Simon Kells Current operational guidelines rather than focusing on containment have been designated to To continue to facilitate communication and travel across the multiverse For this reason an unusual degree of latitude has been afforded for the hiring of personnel and access of non foundation personnel to scb-7000 Some containment measures in universe a 0-0-1 quote prime have been deemed necessary However, specifically foundation personnel have secured all known entrances to scb-7000 Preserving the public nature of the buildings where appropriate and otherwise Creating temporary research sites to allow foundation members to easily travel between universes The use of insights gained from scb-7000 Especially the observation of different anomalies in different universes Has been greenlit for the purposes of improving the containment of anomalies in universe a 0-0-1 Description scb-7000 is a multidimensional transport network commonly known as lampeter scb-7000 Consists of a number of conventional forms of transport including for example trains automobiles planes hotter balloons and the mongol yam system Which have been anomalously altered to move between different timelines universes and realities scb-7000 also contains a number of pocket universes Especially designated to serve as inter especially designed to serve as intersections and transport hubs scb-7000 plays a critical role in the Interdimensional communication and transport for both the foundation and anomalous underground at large It's full extent both in this universe a 0-0-1 prime and others Comprises over 4,000 known universes with many more suspected to exist 12 departure points are known to exist in a 0-0-1 prime But many more are known from anecdotal evidence The following are some examples of departure points from a 0-0-1 prime A small wooden door in the back of a church in san palino luca Which leads to an underground tram station that takes the traveler to a larger tram hub in universe b 723 quote hospice and Abandoned and cordoned off jetty in northern ishikari Hokkaido Stepping onto it takes the traveler to a large seaport in timeline q9 44 quote mentuchi A lost and found office in a train station of lima peru Which connects to a train station a large train station in universe h020 quote great inka state The back entrance of an ill-candid era caravan sarai in Karaman, Iran, which takes one to a nesting series of caravan sarai's Which are all located in ten separate timelines simultaneously A patch of sky above northern mongolia Aircraft passing through this area will be taken to an intra universal airport designated scp 7000 dash 77a Which services at least 350 universes in what the network station masters Commonly call the far southwestern corridor scp 7000 was founded in the 13th century in a presently undiscovered universe universe 7z 999 quote halogen By members of the lampeter family for an unknown purpose It was run by the lampeter non-euclidean shipping company l nscc From the early 17th century until 2021 when the l nscc went bankrupt Since then foundation has stepped into Administrate the network in order to prevent a complete collapse in the trans dimensional communications networks and the numerous z-class scenarios This would probably precipitate The foundation control currently extends to I can hear myself you're uh Like you're echoing I was I can hear myself On your speaker Well, the better. Yeah, it's better Uh, there you go Foundation control currently extends to only 832 distinct stations However, it appears important routes on the broader network continue to be maintained by groups of volunteers Small-scale private enterprises and agreements between multi-dimensional worlds Full multi-dimensional warlords. Hmm. Full foundation control is expected expected to complete in 2035 stricken 2050 stricken current date being 2070 The sheer scale of scp 7000 is difficult to describe Every time we find another gateway another door in a train station or portal hidden in a marsh I keep thinking about those first lampeters, but they must have achieved The amount of power it takes just to send messages from one universe is immense Requires an anomalous power source capable of routing staggering outputs to extra physical realms We've read the scranton account of the place between realities. I assume that's 2001 yet Now imagine trying to find the parameters of that nothing place that limbo Trying to define the undefinable As far as we can tell no new universes have been added to this network in some time Technology seems to have been lost decades maybe centuries ago They haven't got the slightest idea how it was done. The lampeter records were lost in the final years of the lnscc's existence Some station masters have spoken of great images and murals detailing the technique, but we found no trace of them Maybe one day we'll find the fabled z999 Maybe there'll be an answer to this question Who was mad enough daring enough to punch that first hole between universes What kind of brain is able to work through these endless anomalous problems of physics and reality? We have no idea what kind of twist in the head is necessary to see the world in the right way The physical space lampeter holds is immense yet negligible It's a network known only to those in no It's stations hidden in the most remote places or the most unassuming Its very existence is an enormous technical feat I like to picture it in network of stations and resting posts stitching together different lines and threads Existing on an entirely separate access to the ones we know That's not it at all when you look at it It's just sheds and warehouses a cascade of back rooms Huh a lot of very tired employees And an interminable decay Dr. Simon Kells The following is an interview between dr. Hartlepool and m remote an employee on the scp7000 in universe g299 fairtumes This was conducted as part of dr. Hartlepool's attempts to gain a greater understanding of the history and nature of scp7000 Due to the loss of a vast bulk of the l ncc's archival records Do you want to be Hartlepool or a remel sir from your choice? Um either way, uh, I guess I'll go with uh remel Begin log the camera opens on the mountain side Dr. Hartlepool is heading towards a small wooden cabin some 70 or 80 meters away This heavily snowing and the sky is a solid gray After a minute, dr. Hartlepool reaches the door to the cabin and opens it inside a figure remel can be seen on the right of the Cabin sitting at a table with a headset on A bed can be seen at the far side several prints mostly paintings of cherry blossoms are plastered on the cabin's walls A small table is sitting in the center and a kitchen area with a kettle and a hob is visible on the far left 94 942 94 Nope southeastern eastern Jerry do we have to go through this every? Hello, oh Remo turns abruptly I'll call you back chair Remo puts down the headset and gets up smiling I'm so sorry. I wasn't expecting any visitors. Um, please Remo gestures to the table at the center of the room dr. Hartlepool sits and smiles at him Remo starts making two cups of tea in the kitchen area I won't bite Remo laughs When you live in a small wooden hut hundreds of miles up the side of a mountain you don't often expect visitors I don't suppose lampeter ever considered moving you to somewhere more reachable Somewhere that didn't require a ludicrous amount of power and precision to jump to Oh, but it didn't back in the olden days when this place was inhabited And how long ago was that? Centuries this was a tomb world. Have you met many of those? A few I passed through at least three on my way here Undertaken the ski lift over there There's a short pause There are protocols. This is technically classified by the foundation as newly reclaimed which means But your rosy hardlepool, aren't you our lady and mistress Didn't he say it was a okay never mind um Look if I do it it looks bad for the whole department Remo laughs Fine fine. I'm not offended But the line is safe really Not the way I hear it seven missing in this quadrant alone But none at this station. I run a tight ship here Um, so why doesn't everyone else? Um Remo turns the table with two months of tea places one in front of dr Hardlepool and sits opposite her starting his tea and looking intently at her. She takes a sip of tea staring back You never saw this in the good old days, did you did you? What's that meant to me? The lampeter lines have been here for centuries The golden age must have ended long before the company fell into disrepute Didn't the last member of the family burn himself alive? That's a rumor A rumor that's impossible to confirm Given what happened to the archives Okay, fine. I never saw I never saw it in its glory days either But I've heard about it We all have the story is down the line passed on by passengers and station masters A little stop like this would have had three four employees at all times Constant maintenance hundreds of lifts running up and down the cables every hour dozens upon dozens passing through and And the people all flying to so many stations Golden palace as they said They always say things like that But it makes sense though Whoever the early lampeters were smashing holes in reality. They must have had big ambitions A lot of capital behind them Yeah, they must have But now look, I'm not saying that you people didn't do a good thing stepping in as you did But it's getting harder one of the cables snapped last month. We were out of action for a week I'm sorry, uh, but I don't get to decide how much money you were allocated I try to tell them but no, I know how it goes the l-nesk Yeah, okay, it wasn't much better towards the end, but it's cold up here shifts are extended I live here half the year now barely getting home at all You don't have a home There is a short pause My adopted home then a place that isn't a hut on the side of a frozen mountain Fair enough Things are straining the network can't go on like this A whole chunk of the line is being routed through here through a ski lift station We don't have the manpower for something like that The only reason we have stations like this is because the holes had to be here or something Dr. Huddlepool leans backwards had to be here Well, god, I don't know. It's just old station lore. There are some by the locations they chose weak points or something Places where it was easier to build Hmm the two are silent for a few moments drinking their tea Why are you here anyway? I got curious. I thought I'd ask around to talk to some of the old hands from the l-nesc They have no archives. So I thought you have to start somewhere It's not exactly a professional interview But I had some free time. I just wanted to see it for myself. I suppose Let me know nods I get it lampeter scp 7000. I suppose I should say is important. It binds things together all reality Did it need binding though? Oh, yes. How else will we find god? You think this is all to find god? I don't know what it's for But it's the only way to do it And I guess it doesn't have to be god exactly, but there's nothing else beyond this Every possibility contained in every universe stretching on to eternity It really is the final frontier this multiverse If anything can find a hidden unity, it's lampeter Maybe there are universes multiverses beyond this one What does that mean? I don't know just something my colleague Kells was talking about Ah our lord master So he likes to think but I don't think I agree with you All reality bound is one. It's as good a dream as any But a dream as big as that has to be better than as good as any Nobody can escape a thing like that There won't be anywhere left if things get weird for all reality Maybe but what else have you got? There's another pause. Dr. Hartlepool gets up walks over to the window and looks out Do you know what happened to the archives? Is there any station lore about that? Oh, yes, they say that John Lampeter the last of the family went mad Ah, so he did burn himself to death Well, maybe I will not speak ill of the dead But they say he found something somewhere deep in the east of the line The east there are no compass points in the multiverse No, but it's easier to think of it that way This all the area you control is the west you got more than you think Then there's a center full of interchanges and half abandoned stations A broken network that was once lampeter's crown and glory Then there's the east nobody knows what goes on there Why Yeah, like I said, I've been working on this part of the line my whole career I don't get a lot of time to talk to the passengers the lifts all pass above my head So John Lampeter found something out here That drove him mad. Yep. And then the flames roared bright and high poetic Dr. Hartlepool appears out the window The snow remains too thick to make out make much out though, but a small light can be seen coming from the base of the mountain What's the light This was a tomb world Most tomb worlds are well full of tombs Exactly The retrench priests of the flame and heart believed in the gloria decay itself Each one of their tombs burns eternally keeping each corpse in a constant state of destruction Ashes fall off continually transform into fuel as they float to the ground The body's never destroyed, but it's always losing more of itself Do you know how many files we currently have currently have in the foundation database? 7 000 7 000 individual anomalies 7100 even and yet barely 10 universes away the laws of entropy have are suspended And thousands of tombs littered the surface of an alien world Is that meant to be shocking? No, no, I suppose not. Dr. Hartlepool returns to her seat staring into her mug You're a creature of decay too, I suppose Are all you station masters seem to be? Are you trying to rile me doctor? Maybe a little I was born the son of a foundation researcher I grew up to join the hand when I was 30 I stumbled across a foundation file That told a story of how Matthew Rumsfeld fell through time as a teenager Changed his name to Ramo and lived a broken and unhappy life in a distant past He grew old and died But you knew all this already I'm sorry Don't be I'm a rat of the rails Rosie Hartlepool like we all are like you are I took my other self's name to remind me that if I wasn't here I'd be there Or somewhere else entirely Here though on the boundary between possibilities Maybe I'll really can find God I hope you do Dr. Hartlepool stands up and heads for the door Hey, wait Dr. Hartlepool stops and turns Ramo moves over to his work table and writes something in a piece of paper He hands it to Dr. Hartlepool If you really want to know what's out there try this guy universe f4 33 He used to work in the east apparently he might know something more Thanks, thanks Matthew Anytime duck Dr. Hartlepool opens the door and steps out She looks back one more time as she does so and sees Ramo back at his desk putting his headset on again 65 9 to 3 3 Jeff for the love of the door closes and lock Following is a personal log recovered from a train station in universe l 453 quote herald's hole The universe located in the central area of scp 7000 referenced by Ramo in the previous interview It is believed to have been composed 300 years ago Today we logged Today we logged 456 refugees from the east that's over 12 of all traffic through the station We're a small station to be sure but the numbers of those who run is staggering to me They wear whatever they had whatever they could take and rely on the mercy of the station masters to keep them in food water clothing We did our part gave them what scattered rags we had whatever other passengers gave to us I wonder sometimes at the high ones plans Our scarlet king is kind and merciful god to be sure But why does so many pass through here? They come in on so many different forms There are the rich or once rich wandering in ragged suits and golden coats There are the poor faces ironclad against the deprivations they've seen There are children some who think this is all a game some will understand that their homes are gone forever So there is such variety that all I have seen said seems cheap Just petty categories that even I don't understand There is as much suffering as this in the terrestrial realm but not so spread out All possibilities now collide into one another And there still is something we must free from free flee from We have heard of what dwells in the east what spreads its tendrils place to place I cannot quite believe it but the evidence is reflected in every passing iris every haggard eye I was raised as all the gul are in the far desert In the sands of nor black sky Our only dwellings are collections of tents and the occasional shelter shrine erected by the long dead who came before I never knew the city until I came here Like the desert in its own way was a purity to it rejection of all its wild despite the wilderness the wildness within In this desire for conglomeration that creates its own wild wilderness. Okay. Okay. Okay See what you I've heard tell of other worlds where our king is not the benevolent red Red crowned sky, but a vicious creature of spite and envy an idea born of the crushing weight of suffering It was hard for me to believe And yet I will still make the offerings of stone and cobalt in the hopes that our king hears us When I see the suffering I remember well the luck he has bestowed upon me and one day I trust all the realms will be united And the east will be free again one day. I hope we will feast together in the halls His halls the rich and poor alike Following document was found in the ruins of the lampeter archives It is one of only a handful of documents that was not destroyed at the end of l nscc's existence The city shot shines. I see it from my window It is within my window It has taken most of the bedroom now only the bed remains I don't know why I can see it when others can't it's so obvious There's the city and then there's the rest of the floor And then there's me The city shines against the night and is beautiful and used to hate it and the others did but now I love it The more they move through it slowly Still trying to find spaces in it hoping to get out Get away in the car Never find them. They'll learn to love it too. They'll have to It's sprawl extends outwards gradually caressing all it touches They rise the stealing glass twisting upwards like strange plants over what was about mojave Brushing the cacti bringing roots into the sand This physics allow the earth's molten crust in the cat's meowing This physics allow the earth's molten crust to be converted into condominiums Will the lights go out as we fall into the sun? That doesn't matter either because the sun will become part of it I've not yet been taken but I want to be. I bear my heart. I give it my skin The city aches cradling its way across the world. It's slithering trains creating new jobs where once there was only farmland The concrete slips and slides playing in mixers splattering across the valleys the welsh hills becoming slag heaps once again The kazakh step the kazakh step Absorbed into greater Almaty into greater Novopas Novo Novosibysk Into greater Beijing I love the city. I love it all. I love its alleyways and its theaters luring white light into their moaning and shrieking faces I love the pristine slums scrubbed to the bone like any self-respecting city should have I love its ancient monuments destroyed and cast against again in metal to be destroyed again and recontextualized in the future I love it all And most of all I love the lights I love the lamps on the cups of the buildings where mountains used to be Where tombs used to be I love their colors flickering red green yellow the glass grass looks lovely splayed in yellow I want to be in it I give myself to you oh city I want to be one of them a neon light blaring outwards Outwards hours forever. Let me light the world. Let me show you how it's done We show them how it's done The following interview is between dr. Hartlepool and Titus quicker A station manster in universe m4 33 quote the hollow Take quicker Yeah All right Dr. Hartlepool is in a lift Which is heading to the top floor of a building the walls and floor of both the lift and the building are made of glass Allowing the occupants to view the entire structure It is extremely large several hundred meters in height divided into a number of square rooms with no visible furniture and habitants Through the external windows how huge volcano is visible the building is apparently constructed on the edge of a caldera The number of metal platforms can be seen jutting over the caldera's edge upon which a large number of hot air balloons are visible These balloons appear to be both ascending to and descending from the clouds above On the platforms a complex series of passenger exchanges are taking place Dr. Hartlepool reaches the top floor of the building An elderly man can be seen on the other side of the room some meters away He is dressed in black holding a silver cane and staring out into the balloons at the balloons Dr. Hartlepool leaves the lift Oh, it's a long way up Yes Dr. Hartlepool approaches quicker My name is Rosie Hart Hartlepool, yes Dr. Hartlepool sighs Look, I work for the foundation I've had it up to here with cryptic responses from interview subjects You don't get any tricks up. You don't have any tricks up your sleeve I haven't seen a hundred times before and if you've got magic powers. It doesn't make you special. Okay Break your turns and smiles My apologies doctor. I was miles away. Do come and join me Dr. Hartlepool approaches the window and looks out at the rising balloons Do you have any idea why I'm told it was the only way The hole had to be built next to the volcano the balloons. Well, I don't know about that But this was according to ancient station master law Gossip The only way they were able to set it up Dr. Hartlepool, is there something I can do for you? Or did you come all this way to interrupt me with snide remarks? Sorry Don't mention it now I was sent here by a Matthew Rimmel universe g 2 9 9 Hi, yes, the man on the mountain I met him briefly at some function or other in the dying days of Elnusk We've talked a few times. Good chap a bit isolated. I think Isolated you're in a glass building the size of a skyscraper with nobody else in it Yes, but unlike him. I get in a balloon at the end of the day and return home to my family You should try it sometime. That's that's fair I don't have a family Get a new one then. There are a lot of them out there. Some that are the same as your original one, but missing a rosy heartlepool Is that what you did then get a new family? Good gracious. No, I don't go in for that sort of depravity Dr. Hartlepool looks a skance at Quaker Depravity Oh, yes, you see. Well, I was born in a world that snowed all the time What fun Yes, it was the snow did things to you it changed things changed how they'd always been You'd wake up and people you'd known your whole life had never been born Every possibility altering changing shattering around you Eventually the entire timeline disappeared destroyed by its own contradictions It's no way to live moving between the possibilities of life seeking the hop between timelines to satisfy your longing to fix past mistakes We all have our paths and we should stick to them Okay, well, I have no plans to find copies of any one of my family. Thank you, but I'll keep that in mind Now don't be so flippant the possibilities out here are endless You can move from poverty to unimaginable wealth be the lint inside your Because the lint in your pocket is worth more than anything to some half-baked reality off the eastern arm You can lose yourself in it pleasure after pleasure mirrors beyond mirrors Did I fall asleep when did we put on rick and morty? Okay I wasn't being flippant. I understand the temptation But it doesn't bring them back No, it doesn't There was a pause for several seconds Now I think you want to know about my time in the east Did rumo tell you No, I simply know how this works. Why would you want to come here? Otherwise? There's nothing here This was once a bustling building until Until decay got to it the ns ec folding and so on. Yes I've heard it before I want to know what john lampeter found in the east your size What he found is what any easterner or anyone from the center could tell you lives there He what he found was the neon god There is a pause And what is the neon god? The neon god is what is what you get when you mess around too much with the fabric of reality Meaning You don't have to go there Rumo is full of idiot ideas. He's young idealistic. We all must forge our own I Don't care. Tell me Let's ask again There was a world a world far away from here a universe It had an earth like so many of them. It sounds quite similar to your own There was a village in this earth a village called called Perriant in the argentine A village Yes, it was a village Then one day one of the houses started to grow New rooms grew on it normal anomalous stuff So their foundation stepped in What do you mean grow? It just appeared another room then another Extending and expanding moving from house to house No too quite the same but all in keeping I suppose with the village's aesthetic At first anyway before they started becoming more generic concrete glass metal A village just expanding Yes, and it kept on going forever without stopping Is that the architect that 20 24 that's what i'm hearing in my head. Yeah It yes, it took decades to cover south america decades more to cover the whole earth a single metropolis Expanding onwards and onwards. I rise over high rise eating everything in its path The people in it they stopped eating drinking doing anything At first they became manic idiots But after headed finished after the world was a single city entire connected. They just stopped They broke down. They wept they beat their fists. They cried and then stopped staring up at the stars You know a lot about this you know about this in a lot of detail Because it didn't stop there. It happened again Oh, oh The east is broken dr. Hartlepool It's the islands of civilization between worlds that have become the neon god The first one in parent was millennia ago We only found out what happened where it started because of archaeologists who went back into dead world after dead world They never dared step into the original universe Now there are hundreds maybe thousands Thousands yes People have tried everything to stop it but nothing works They've tried blowing up whole planets to send the tide and it just happens again and again and again And it's still going on There was silence for some time How did we not refugees don't often make it all the way to the west Lampeter is vast and has been ill managed for a long time The neon god is just another piece of lore long forgotten It's one tale out of a hundred that comes from far off lands But the further east you go the further it becomes a reality There was silence for several minutes. Dr. Hartlepool continues to stare at the hot air balloons as they ascend and descend so There's some kind of virus turning planets into cities Hold on. There's a horn bot in the chat Oh, holy. Yeah, that's a spam Spam. Yeah Um I don't know where our our mod team is but you can moderate. I got it mod me as well I can help out when you're talking. I will do so Say something in the chat billy so I can find you and mod you here Because the funny thing is when i'm streaming my youtube acts very very slowly And so there's like a huge lag with every button press All right, you have the power of my friend. All right Yeah, so it's turning planets into cities and i'll continue turning planets into cities Anywhere there's sentient life And then the trains take survivors away Yes Including you Oh, no, my world died because well, that's a story for another day It doesn't exist anymore. It never did I got out when I could and left the rest behind and now I stand here Day after day staring at the balloons Doing my part as I understand it And that gives you comfort quicker turns and looks at dr. Hartlepool for the first time What else is there? Dr. Hartlepool puts her face in her hands There's a virus Turning worlds into cities consuming them and leaving the people gibbering idiots gibbering idiots on the floor Thousands of universes have succumbed and it can't be stopped Maybe it can. I don't know. I just run the station How good for you whatever makes you happy Oh go on try to stop it. Maybe you'll be the hero I will keep the station running keep allowing whole lives to be lived when Otherwise they would be stopped by the neon plague or something else Generations are alive because of our efforts Generations more could be alive too. How could you not tell us? Quakers continues to stare out the window I've done my part My conscience is clear Dr. Hartlepool stares at Quaker for several moments before turning and walking away and log Report by dr. Kells on the neon god We're not completely ignorant of this neon god that Quaker described We'd heard stories, especially those with knowledge of the multiversal east As we're provisionally calling it Stories about cities that take over the world mock cities that imitate the real ways people live, build and develop communities A nightmare city a shadow of reality That's the thing about cities. They're essentially conglomerations of people stuck together The first cities were formed because farming allowed people to Specialize instead of spending all your time searching for enough food to get you through the day A smaller subset of the tribe could provide food for everyone So that meant some people were free to do other things like build trade pray so on Conquer rule become a living god A lot of these things needed to be done in specific places With other people so cities were formed People coming together The simple fact matter of cause and effect in a way one thing happens. So another thing happens But in all the stories we heard in all the texts and legends the same thing kept coming through The city just appears It starts growing It's not a real city a human thing that makes sense according to how individuals live their lives It's just there The same symbols of our reality replicated over and over constantly I grew up in london huge city vast metropolis The central city was a little thing clinging to the banks of the fames A rival to nearby west minster Then different settlements merged together into something larger than themselves But they were never entirely poked out There were old remains walls bits and pieces the boundaries of neighborhoods The city has none of that it's a grotesque parody transforming itself over and over again like it's Trying to become a real city, but doesn't know how Maybe it's just a glitch in some system. We can't see It'll be thousands of years probably before it reaches us, but it's still a threat We are the foundation after all we have to find someone to contain it. That's what we do That's what our purpose is for being given a shoestring budget to do it The following poem was recovered by dr. Hartlepool while traveling to quote multiversal center traveling has one l In circles come around the mud muddied wind In circles comes the muddied mind that hurtles around the railway lines It spins its top across the bow And seeks to answer where to go Okay But there is nowhere to go the ash aligns with the steel as it punches through card And paper slicing around a new world where you're born again another you're stuck in the mud in circles come Paper train screams your name the neon god has marked your time Your world is halogen and luck you in circles bless the mud where you were born where you discussed Confused about the ryan scheme here, but I don't I guess it's free form The choice is made a hundred times the tree branched out across the line Lampeter stretches in the dark and its veins in its veins the black and the bark the neon god is rushing through This tunnel is found its rain pushed through And it circles all your choices come in the lantern sway before your tongue All and all the world is steel and glass now in circles beneath the grass Jean Antoine de la croix. Um, I'm gonna assume this is from a a universe where it's acceptable to run through through Following log is an encounter made by dr. Hartlepool while in universe q 685 quote grasslands Um, I guess you'd be uh, po i seven thousand a and maybe there's another one, but uh, Yeah, I got you Begin lock dr. Hartlepool is on a large open step in front of her a stable and small wooden structure can be seen They're reminiscent of a 13th century mongol yam station a waypoint for messengers in the mongol empire Where they would quickly exchange horses allowing them to take long journeys in very short amount of time Around the buildings are several large rocks most of weathered carvings on them, which are largely unrecognizable Some appear to have newer albeit cooler designs displaying a series of forking wires and pieces of string Dr. Hartlepool approaches the nearer building of the waystation Hello No movement comes from inside the building dr. Hartlepool moves closer Hello, is anyone there? They won't come Dr. Hartlepool sits starts and turns around man's mid 40s dressed in furs is sitting on one of the rocks Woodling stick They're not there They'll be back soon I You startled me Come sit Are you the station master? Somewhere probably I don't like the cryptic answers. Yes. I didn't think you would foundation generally doesn't Very well. My name is It's a lovely name Rosie It's a lovely name Rosie, uh, Dr. Hartlepool nice to meet you. Why are you sitting by a rock in a multiversal em station? Who's boss is the time? Dr. Dr. Hartlepool size PY 7000-A last I'm looking for information about the neon god. Do you know anything about it? Oh, yes, but it doesn't really matter Come come sit with me. Let us play a game of chance A chance? Yes, one of us tells a lie about our past and the other tells what actually happened How and how's that a game of chance? This is a station between realities The fabric of things is different here. The right answer should be easier to guess as to how it's a game of chance Well, everything is happening somewhere, right? Right It's all luck. There's an infinity of dr. Hartlepool's an infinity of With every choice or proto choice and every branching possibility creating new realities for me there But why are you who you why do you feel the sensations of this one dr. Hartlepool? PY 7000-8 gestures wildly Widely This step exists as part of a cluster of universes Where the mongol empire never ended where the entire world became a dwelling place of nomads Only a few are connected to lampeter, but the universes are all there behind one another So many steps so many camps so many yurts Choices upon choices But each individual is still the person whole unique made of blood and flesh and bone Yet each one must exist because all things exist Why do all of you keep trying to because talking about this kind of thing passes the time up here In rigging in the rigging behind the scenes Each universe is so full of narratives and meanings and everything else that all we have to talk about is well How weird it is Makes sense. No Sword of a sort. All right. I'll play your games of chance That's a girl. All right. I'll start When I was a child I learned to play the clarinet What's the truth? Dr. Hartlepool stares at him for a moment You learned to play the piano Violin, but you've got the idea. Okay your turn Hmm. Okay. I've been divorced twice. I ain't Do I seven thousand dash a rubs his chin for a few seconds? Once I think eight years ago you were in a place called san francisco Dr. Hartlepool leans back sharply Chorus walls in the universe can do that Oh, yes. Come you try me again. I was born in Idaho No, you were you were born in a place like Idaho that would become Idaho, but was called distortion Yes, but on you're a natural Thank you, but okay if everything's a game of chance. What does that imply? About what? Well Everything what's the meaning of the meaning of life? Come on. We're not children. It's whatever you want it to be You are who you are because of the luck of the draw Relax enjoy yourself Every good moment will pass eventually so hold on to them while they last That's only comforting to people who are experiencing good moments Well, okay fine, but what else is there? I met someone who lives on a mountain He thought the entire point of being able to see the multiverse to see every possibility was to find god But if you found god another set of realities would be formed where you didn't find god I don't follow The multiverse is in the end of the line see No Look the point is that just as every decision in the universe creates a new universe Every decision in a multiverse creates a new multiverse When you break the barriers between timelines It's just a universe on a bigger scale, which means this counterpoint has always existed mirrors upon mirrors That the logic there seems what else could there be? Your neon god will cover all the multiverse The world will be as one and then another multiverse will come to mirror it where the neon god never existed He's very simple now is your turn All right My sister is a marine biologist No, that's not right. No PoI tilts and poi 7000-8 tilts his head on one side The truth is that you left the city on a train when you were a girl What dr. Hartlepool stands up abruptly she starts looking around apparently panicking What what do you mean? How did you who the fuck are you? I told you That's not a name. That's a sound. It's the sound of I don't know film crackling What the fuck is happening? Where am I dr. Hartlepool backs away fast poi 7000-8 continues whittling a stick slowly while staring at her You're backing away. Rosie Hartlepool. That's where you are You're backing away at the same time as you're playing another round at the same time as this stick runs through you Fuck The dr. Hartlepool runs to the stables and mounts a horse poi 7000-8 continues to whittle and stare Dr. Hartlepool rides away and log that was a twist Report by director Kells The refugees have started to reach us or maybe We've just been able to spot them now. We know what we're looking for Now we know to locate stories of cities in the middle of such so much confusion And once we began there were so so many The anomalous ghoul described them as ironclad against the deprivation they have seen. I'm not so sure I don't see people have built defenses, but people who are put on masks trying desperately to seem normal when nothing is From what I've heard the people who are affected by the city has become like manic jibbering idiots Doesn't seem right. It seems everyone is affected differently by them. Some of them manic Some begin to despair others become bright strange fanatics Preaching gospels of urban planning and high power development schemes. There is no one reaction to the neon god Produces no patterns. No consistency At first at least at first Eventually the same thing happens to all of them at least two dozen were too far gone to be saved We placed them an observation But after a while when all the raging desperation had finished there was nothing left to observe They lie down on the floor and stare up to the ceiling Eating nothing needing nothing feeling nothing as far as we can tell It's like there's nothing left to move for to get up for Physically we can find no problems with them immensely. They are whole and intact There was no anomalous effect we can detect just what we can observe Silence bug-eyed and beautiful People keep trickling away but uh from the research team We've been working out two out of two buildings near site five six five with a burnt-out skeleton crew trying to coordinate hundreds upon hundreds of police stations It's not working. We need more funds, but the o fives keep diverting them away What is happening up there? Don't they understand the importance of lampeter? The principal organ of intermentional travel our only way of communicating with all that's beyond us Yet the council seems more and more apathetic Barely anyone's bothered reading this page in months It's just degenerated to rosy and I writing down notes interviews reports. There's nothing nothing systematic here at all How can I make them understand I could write reams about scb 7000 I could use this space to map out the network describe every scrap of its history. We've managed to recover Detailed legends from the old lines The golem cascade the core allis incident the lamp light prophecy But I don't I write down my impressions. I write down what seems important in the moment I don't know what any of us are doing the following letter The following is a letter discovered on a refugee from the quote mostly multi-versal east although its authenticity has been established beyond doubt It is not known how this document fell into their position as they succumbed to the effects of the neon god shortly afterwards To whom it concerned to whomever it concerns last night I dreamed I went home No lampeter had been home for centuries. We told we still We have told tales of it. We have carved murals into the ceilings of our trains and trams our ski lifts and saddlebags They all show the same thing grotesque men the early members of our family heaving and carving and building things that should not be built I don't know what the world looked like, but I can guess It was an earth world one of that standard pattern is so common between our trains Had a new york a tower of london a red fort with all its guarded ceremony I had an isfahan Sacked by the hotakis like a thousand others They had green forest and moroccan lamps fires and symphonies Iron gates and wyoming knights and all the things that I and others have seen so many times before I've seen cousins of mine settle on such worlds play acting with their presence the past might have looked like I've seen them set themselves up as princes over their own fiefdoms But who was the first lampeter was he a king a rich man? Was he a predator a poor man who saw a way to make himself rich with the expense of his brethren? We all enjoy the fruits of his labor The lions had made us rich. We are prosperous respected loved Tickets fly through our stations Building up our capital making us unstoppable Even the decay the slow collapse of lampeter has not done lasting damage But I in the final lampeter The one the last one still holding on to our name and I found something far in the east I found our home I pinpointed in a derelict navigation room above a distant star the exact origins of the lampeters Surrounded by skeletons and burnished corpses I retrieved the last fragment of a half burned computer from centuries ago A thing of bronze and iron carved by the earliest grandchildren of our house I found our home And it was the first one the very first one to succumb mythical universe z999 is the birthplace of the neon god And it doesn't but it doesn't at all make so much sense I saw images of it grainy pixelated things continents covered in blue gray cladding I saw in that moment why all of it had come to pass What the lampeters were how they had in an ignorant desire for power unleashed hell upon the multiverse Because that's how it spreads it must be It spreads along lampeter our network and the neon god are inextricably linked Because one was a pathway for the other We did it our hubris our desire for connection our purpose For more and more and more for the destruction of countless universes in the name of one single reality Individuals living whole lives on our line with no connection to land and time We did this we wanted a unity of all things and we got one a unity buried under a city of the night The archives of lampeter sit under a vast blue dome stuffed with papers documents microfilms hard drives There is no backup exists in the only place it can a pocket universe outside time and space We'll go there tonight and I will bring fire I cannot destroy the line that can destroy us I can destroy all that remains of us Lampeter will burn bright as fuel as shining light in this multiversal sky In every world that dies in the dark can rest easy Safe and the knowledge that their vengeance has been sealed john lampeter The following log is an incident experienced by dr. Hardipoul in universe z 987 quote lines end and that you you can be be Say begin log. It is nighttime. Dr. Hardipoul is in a train depot Which belonged to the lnscc before it's dissolution a fairly large bonfire can be seen 20 to 30 meters away An indistinct figure can be seen behind it. It is wearing a pair of large sunglasses Around dr. Hardipoul are a series of wrecked trains apparently from multiple different eras of the 20th century Some of them look unusually weathered as if they've been gradually affected by varying climate conditions over the course of several centuries Dr. Hardipoul moves closer to the fire Hello, is someone there? Oh, hello. I'm I'm so sorry. I wasn't expecting any visitors I wasn't really expecting to be here. What is this place? This oh, this is a depot my dear It's a place where old trains go to die when the lines don't need them anymore. You see this one Poy 7000 dash b gestures to a carriage This one was one of the first It was launched from only the fifth universe that the lampeters discovered. It is timeless and forever You can see what a strange thing We have trains like that on my own universe, but None have grown so old that they look like that What are those carvings on it? Oh, aren't they beautiful? They're the lampeter's own carvings. All the old ones have them They tell the story of the first lampeters how they built a device to break through the walls of reality itself Dr. Hardipoul moves close to the train and shines a light on it A set of weathered car weathered carvings in the middle of the train can be seen apparently showing Several men and women laying bricks on a huge wall Extraordinary, how do they do it? I don't know. I'm just a minister. It's not my place to describe the insights of the prophets Dr. Hardipoul turns back and looks at Poy 7000 dash b Profits the lampeters Of course, they created the network. They allowed the neon god to enter into everything The neon god Dr. Hardipoul slowly begins to edge away while keeping her eyes trained on Poy 7000 dash b Poy 7000 dash b laughs Yes, have you not heard of us his church his servants in these many worlds You worship it. I do I understand what he is when so many others don't He it seems to be an unstoppable force that turns worlds into cities Oh, but he is more than that Calm and sit by the fire. I'm not gonna hurt you Dr. Hardipoul stops after a moment. She approaches and sits across the fire from Poy 7000 dash b All right got nowhere else to go. I don't even know how to get home at this point You're from the west The farthest west a 001, although I think we changed the name when we took over We The found do you have a foundation here? I don't know what that is foundation for what? Do you know I don't actually know Just the foundation the scp foundation if you're feeling formal. It's always been a bit vague Well foundation girl, you're always welcome around my fire. It never stops burning. Did you know that? I'm a little bit like adam sandler a little I I didn't I've been sitting here for so long. I've never known it to go out Let's get annoying in summer. Yes. I suppose it must Artipoul tilts her head quizzically Poy 7000 dash b smiles So you want to know about our master Hmm if he's not a virus then what is he? He's our salvation. Do you know what a city is foundation? It's a conglomeration of people in a particular place. What happens when you start to specialize as a society go on People come together because when you start farming there's enough to go around so that not everyone needs to farm So they can do other things and often do them best in close contact It starts with temples barracks warehouses and it gets bigger. Yes. Yes, it does factories, right You can make things So many more things in the confines of vast buildings where everyone is concentrated together No more cottage industries weaving carpets Now a single room can produce dozens hundreds every day The city becomes a focal point for production Yes, and so it goes the city exists to justify itself What does that mean? Why make these things? What's the end goal profit? How to be too easy? The strength of the nation, but the nation persists regardless No, the city exists for its own sake Propagating itself as a system the things we do our reasons for getting up in the morning They all just fall away Don't you feel that? Not for a very long time But you did didn't you we all did once That's what cities do When you realize that there's no point in any of it the ways they came to be matter less and less and less Until all you left with is this image of a city The roads are laid out for a reason old sheep trails easy walkways But they stop mattering you can't see them See how the skyscrapers rise and they lose their function in your head I I don't the city becomes something more than a function. It's an image a thousand ideas circle in it It's alleyways where the poor live and die. It's broad ways of thieves and merchants It gets too big. You can't see the logic anymore. Oh books describe it, but you can't see it You know this city is built on a hill or a harbor, but when you look up, there's just more of it Buildings do an arcane jobs. You can't understand. Nobody understands. It's just there It's just more of itself Puy 7,000 dash B stands up spreading his arms wide Oh, and isn't it beautiful? I used to be a pastor I would lead flocks in the worship of the lord But then the neon glare came to me and I saw what I thought was reality was just so many lights So many sounds and what beautiful lights they were are At this lights corresponding to a city skyline lights up all around the depot A large series of skyscrapers can be seen fully illuminated. Dr. Hardip will abruptly gets to her feet staggering backwards Oh god Yes, this is one of his he took this world long ago We are so much blood and matter Puy 7,000 dash B removes his sunglasses in place of his eyes are two fog lights coated in dried blood Which sign on the ground a short distance from dr. Hardip Dr. Hardip moves quickly behind a train the lake cannot reach her. Oh god. Oh You're one of his two foundation Go on go onwards Find him find him at the end of the line. He will show you all he knows Dr. Hardip will runs the entry door to set scp 7,100 meters to a right As she does so other sets of fog lights can be seen standing behind trains on top of warehouses among the wrecks They appear to be moving at random, but humanoid fingers can dimly be made out They are which they are attached to in the same manner as fuel eyes in thousand dash B Dr. Hardip will reaches the door and swiftly exits laughter can be heard behind her and log The following log records an interview between dr. Kelz and 059 the 059. Yeah, it's gonna say begin log sir kelz keeping well I can't complain sir family all right still alive Still am nested sized and far beyond where I will ever be able to see them again sir. Yes You really mustn't hold that against me it had to be done as you say sir 59 sighs and gestures to a chair opposite his desk Okay, please take a seat Dr. Kelz sits down 059 leans back staring at the ceiling Sir, I would like to know why after seven requests in the last month for an increase of funding in manpower I have now been told that you are slashing our budget by 10 percent a tenth sir On research into the most momentous discovery of our age Kelz you are not the only department that needs funding We have dozens hundreds even a potentially world-ending threats on the books Research is an important part of the foundation's modus operandi But containment remains our sir with all due respect Lampeder scp 7000 it contains an infinity of anomalies all of whom could end us so many times over It contains examples of how we the foundation have defeated any threat you could think of sir In theory it contains everything I have given my life to this organization We have here a tool that can solve our problems. You're just ignoring it, sir There's a pause for several seconds as 059 stairs dr. Kelz I could have killed you in under a second and you interrupt me. What did you say to me? Are you going to kill me sir? 059 stairs and dr. Kelz for several more seconds Before smiling at him And I think you knew that Then will you tell do you really think our council was so wholly ignorant of the multiverse as you suggest? I No, but we is not our only route out there kelz If you could see what I can of the archives of the hundreds upon thousands of anomalies We have charted labrador is nothing. It's just another route out And and this is why you deny us funding I deny you funding because I just don't care kelz 059 size and sits up in his chair Do you know how many of you I have seen? There is a simon kelz who fought with the devourer and died There's a simon kelz who unleashed an ever-changing blizzard on the world Annihilating timeline upon timeline forever constantly creating whole realities that never existed There's a simon kelz who spent a century becoming a tyrant locked in a forever war with an ancient And a simon kelz who killed himself so that would never happen I don't there is a simon kelz who walked through dead earth to see his wife and a simon kelz who snapped her neck I have seen you burn in the half light of a dying sun to save all humanity I have seen so Much of you kelz and you're still nothing more than a blip on the radar to me How can that be what can why how can you say this all of that matters? Don't you get it? It has to happen somewhere Everything does Don't you understand what lampeter is kelz? It's a mirror for you for me that shows us that all we are is the luck of the draw I give you money. I withdraw it. I go insane. I maintain my sanity The agony of choice is no agony at all 059 laughs hysterically kelz gets up and heads for the door And you'll go back to your office and you'll sit staring at the screen Waiting for rosie to send you more reports while you're stuck here kelz She'll send you more and more and maybe you'll reach for your bottle or maybe you won't Maybe you'll die. Maybe you'll live maybe maybe maybe maybe Kelz exits the room and lock So they are going well nuts up there. Oh boy Final report from dr. Huddlepool I write this from the last train out I write this looking up at those murals carbon the train's ceiling as it blurs through ice fire jungle I look up and I think about my sister About my world before she died I arrived at last at universe Z 999 largely because I didn't know where else to go I emerged somewhere The coast of south america I think That there is there the city is even spreading along the water There won't be much left of the ocean soon There are no people now Not even the stairs The sun does not come up anymore The water glistens black and the corpses of fish rise to the surface desperate Clawing the scent of so many bodies washing up from them I found a train line and headed south the trains had adverts on them with no words Only images that could never exist in that world anymore They changed as I looked at them I wondered why I was not being affected as the others were And had no answer to give The city burnt the city shone plumes of fire rose from factories that produced nothing The cityscape looked like a microchip strange buildings with no purpose rising and falling again and again Had dingy alleyways and shining offices Industry and commotion no people lived in it I couldn't figure out what to do with them I arrived where perian had been where it all began If tight as quaker had been is to be believed I thought at first I was back at the train depot with great husks of metal surrounding me It looked like a scrap heap a graveyard I didn't know where to look Until I saw the neon lights They were scattered around the station twisted metal tubes growing and flickering faintly There were dozens of them They were hanging from the roofs of buildings emerging from the tarmac of the roads They clustered together following lines patterns Skyscrapers littered the air around me and I followed the lights inward There were so many colors red blue purple As I got closer and closer to some imagined center I started to become white yellow Everything looked yellow in that light that burning light The streets wound large and small twisting in unnatural directions The suburbs were becoming a labyrinth Finally, we stopped and there where it all started I saw the neon god A wall 100 feet high or 50 feet wide Judged it up from the ground like a shard It's the lag might I still I might have steel No more sound could be heard not even the wind Like it was straining to hear something all around the yellow lights were strewn Scoring scorching patches of cement like a graveyard The lights were bound to the wall attached irregularly with metal and wire They were arranged in rows and columns I wasn't sure what it was an attempt at art A warning but no I realized finally that it was meant to be writing It was meant to be a message the lights were trying to spell out letters They didn't know what letters were what a sentence was what a word could mean It was an uneven scrawl and symbols that did not exist And all above us no stars shown There was nothing left in the center of that devastation that these things These yellow and staring lights trying to be something and failing Now I'm here again on another train heading out of the city writing these words Above me are images of men and women with hammers and chisels carving out a hole in their universe Striking out into infinity And it was while looking through this mural that something occurred to me John Lampeter was wrong Delacroix was wrong The first Lampeters did not spread the neon god through their workings That wasn't it at all They were escaping it Lampeter SCP-7000 this entire endeavor These centuries of construction longing dreaming Lampeter those lonely nights of station masters and ski lifts Volcanoes stables wishing wells whatever else as they stared up to the sky at stars at once As children they had thought promised infinity All of them driven by something more than mere flesh and matter Lampeter is an escape route It was built without hope without design It was built as an act of crazed desperation in the dark as the suffering tried to get away Get out to remove themselves from that neon void that lay before them And in doing so Lampeter has allowed billions upon billions to live their lives Entire histories entire civilizations living and falling Who cares about luck when there's life to be lived There's no steel and glass here It doesn't move with the winds The murals are chiseled Art and firm into the forms themselves Whatever luck or chance has influenced their designs And the enormity of things are irrelevant The day we buried my sister it was sunny and I fled from the city I took a train out away from that day As the sun burned in the mourners sway gently Where nothing made sense I took a train out of the city and I became a rosy hardlepool Out among the autumn leaves The apples I would eat The all-burned sun as it hit the grass I took my chisels for my sleeping hands And carved murals in the air itself I carved them into metal and rusted red Into the lines upon the train track as I took myself away And so I stood before the neon and its yellow and blinkered heart And saw it for what it was Not even nothing Well I liked that a lot I am a big fan I think that there's a like you know I like to never talk about how like you know Everything trends towards the city But like also you know Agriculture still exists So I don't know you know There's always going to be a need for some open tracks of land somewhere But yeah it's you know I like the like the imagery a lot It's very cool I like the I always like the locations that are like spawning infinitely Like I mentioned 184 That's like my favorite I think maybe my favorite or maybe the SP that got me The most into the foundation was 184 It's good It's a definite upvote for me This is the chat was so excited Most of them have already read this You can see the 215 upvotes Yeah that's nail Yeah this is a banger This is a banger right here Damn Multiverse is such a great way to Introduce luck It's very you know They go hand in hand in terms of probability So I didn't I you know Like I don't think that this doesn't feel like it was Luck was just associated with it You know it made sense The Multiversal like transit authority Yeah Like I could see that in a Miyazaki movie The way this is framed Like the big just like Things happening to someone As they travel from place to place talking to people It's expirited away Exactly The character work is like the dialogue is on point That was really fun to read Yeah And the characters were very distinctive At least in my head when I gave them voices Yeah I mean I start I screwed myself over Because I started doing a very distinctive accent for For Heartlepool and I must have misread the The uh You know whether or not I should have done a masculine or feminine voice But that's okay All right It is 830 and Maybe we can maybe maybe we can fit one more Maybe we can fit one more Depends on what it is Let's see Alfredo with a side of quantum entanglement Oh this is short maybe Wait hold on I should I know this Oh it's a it's a list pages That got me It got me Let's see I'm gonna look at the Looking at the uh On the uh Source to see how many uh pages it has Okay there's two there's two fragments We might be able to bang it out I don't know All right let's go on the attack I'll make it a little bigger over here I'll make it look pretty on the YouTube And my phone is recharge so I can turn on the TikTok stream One more time and get people to come from over there Perfect We are live in two places again starting now And I dropped it then I picked it back up and it's fine here we go All right Article clean looking Item number SCP-7000 Classification level three Confidential Containment class Keter Disruption class Ekki Risk class Danger Special Containment Procedures SCP-7000 is to be on suicide watch 24-7 Struck through So now through observation of the anomaly's behavior In his reaction to certain tests It is not possible to kill SCP-7000 Or cause permanent damage to the subject An on-site rapid reconstruction team Should be ready to be activated In case of a destructive SCP-7000 event For short notice recontainment The present containment procedures Are currently not a feasible or cost effective way To contain SCP-7000 SCP-7000 is currently contained of his own volition Due to the unpredictability of the anomaly's circumstances At any given moment Containment shouldn't set focus on persuading SCP-7000 to remain in containment As this appears to be the most effective method Of containment thus far Description SCP-7000 is a 36 year old man of average build Named Raymond McConnell He displays no anomalous properties himself Rather surrounding SCP-7000 Is what researchers dub a probability Inversion and fluctuation field In which events that are normally Unlikely to occur become likely to occur Within the field Pictured here SCP-7000 shortly before Both he and the photographer were Hit in the head with solid gold bars Ouch These events are either extremely destructive To the environment around or to SCP-7000 himself Or extremely beneficial to SCP-7000 in various ways It is noted that a beneficial event Will always precede a destructive event With the degree of benefit normally corresponding To the degree of destruction and vice versa While SCP-7000 may be harmed during these events The damage is never fail even the most extreme events To this day he has never failed to make a full recovery From all injuries sustained through non-anomalous means Addendum 7001 Discovery SCP-7000 was brought to the Foundation's attention When locals in Grand Acted, Tennessee Reported a man who had won the lottery three times In two months after which he was then placed On the potential reality bender watch list He was placed into Foundation custody Footnote See Addendum 7002 After he was observed to slip on a banana peel Causing him to fall next to a $100 bill After which the bill was struck by lightning While leaving SCP-7000 unharmed Amnestics were deemed unnecessary due to the nature of the event And the lack of harm to nearby civilians Interview log Audio log May 17, 2021 Interviewer Dr. Edward Poe Subject, SCP-7000 Do you want the doctor or the SCP? I'll do the SCP, why not? Yeah Alright Good morning Mr. McConnell How are you doing this morning? I bet the incident early probably gave you a scare So I got us some coffee to make you feel more comfortable Yeah, I guess so Okay So it seems you're not too bothered by almost getting struck by lightning today Yeah, it tends to happen Interesting, interesting Has this been happening for a while now? Could you pinpoint when exactly all of these extreme circumstances started occurring? 13th February That's quite specific Do you happen to know how you developed your current condition? Did anything unusual happen around that time? I had sex with Lady Luck Excuse me? We've been together for around a year before that point and she was the sweetest lady No, the sweetest person I've ever met Okay, were you aware that... Do you know what I am? Dr. Poe appears distressed Dr. Poe gestures towards the security guards I'm not really sure what you're referring to, no I'm past my thirties The only thing further behind me than the American dream is my goddamn hairline And she still saw something in me in that moment and we met in the bar and we just started talking And oh my lord, it was cloud nine, son I really thought I never would find love again But holy cow, whenever I was with her and I don't know how to say it SCP-7000 puts his hand on his forehead and looks down at the table I see Dr. Poe gestures towards the security guards again Did she reveal to you her true nature at some point? I guess so, but it ain't matter to me We've been together all that day, until that day we made love and she just disappeared I tried looking for her, but now I'm scared to go walk down the street I could leave my house and an anvil falls and breaks my foot, it's horrible I tried to kill myself, but it never works The rope will snap, the shotgun shell happens to be broken The building I try to jump off beside is beside a goddamn bouncy castle Oh my, I'm sorry for all this, I really am I just kind of crushed your soul, second guess everything you do Several seconds of silence I see how that would trouble you, but we digress Do you have any control over the phenomena you experience in any way? Not really, but maybe a little bit, let me try something SCP-7000 takes the two cups of coffee and pours them onto the table The liquid in Dr. Poe's cup melts through the table A footnote, security footage showed Assistant Gabbers accessing SCP-294, where he entered acid that looks and smells like coffee Later investigation found that he was an undercover member of the chaos insurgency While the liquid in SCP-7000's cup spills out as normal Footnote, this was found to be high quality cold brew coffee taken from Dr. Adam's flask I should not need to remind my fellow researchers that it is rude to take the homemade food of another researcher without asking, signed Dr. Adams Dr. Poe jumps away from the table in shock Jesus! Yeah, this happens often SCP-7000s moved to a different room when the interview continues Apologies for the interruption How about this? The organization I'm part of specializes in studying phenomena such as the one you are experiencing and I believe we can help each other if you stay with us Hmm, I guess that's okay, Doc Excellent, that concludes our interview and I'll be seeing you very soon End log Researchers note, the subject seems to be less concerned about his well-being and more so with finding this lady lucked character, hereby referred to as Person of Interest 8338 Whether this is due to his goal outweighing his fear in this circumstance or if he knows he won't be killed for some reason is unknown His nonchalant attitude to life threatening near-miss scenarios suggests the latter That being said, given SCP-7000's mental state, I recommend psychological counseling for him before he does anything to endanger the sight or the personnel Addendum 7000.3, test log Uh, footnote for test event While some results were listed were result of intentional tests Others are events that occurred outside of testing which was noted down to show examples of SCP-7000's anomalous properties So we have test event, result, and notes SCP-7000 rolls a two, rolls two, 20-sided dice The first dice rolled one while the other dice rolled 21 The second die was not altered by any means and I have later found a misprint where the 12 side was printed backwards Routine full body scan, SCP-7000 was shown to have multiple tumors in differing stages of cancer, development, and metastasis However, SCP-7000's blood was shown to have multiple rare viruses which have the specific envelope protein such that it only infects the cancer cells The subject's body is in perfect equilibrium as new cancer growths are appearing as quickly as the viruses destroy them The tumors also seem to be destroyed before they can cause significant damage to SCP-7000's body SCP-7000 throws darts at a standard dart board from a distance of 2.37 meters blindfolded The first dart lands on the center of the target The second dart strikes the concrete wall Unbeknownst to the researchers of the subject, a gas leak occurred in the testing chamber The metal dart striking the concrete wall created a spark that caused a small explosion setting SCP-7000's clothes on fire The sprinkler system was activated to put out the fire but remove the subject's clothes which had disintegrated Notes, SCP-7000 only suffered minor first-degree burns Test, SCP-7000 attempts to wash his hands Result, a small Australian box jellyfish drops through the faucet and onto SCP-7000's hand stinging him While there is no medication or anti-venom immediately available to treat the sting an instance of SCP redacted was held in a neighboring containment cell SCP redacted fecal matter was shown to remove the effects of a box jellyfish sting if consumed Notes, the actions done by the researchers and guards during this incident are undergoing ethics committee review Test, SCP-7000 plays a 20-turn game of Mario Party, TM superstars for the Nintendo switch with three other D-class personnel Results, redacted Notes, an unacceptable loss of life, foundation resources, and a severe underestimation of the subject's capabilities Test, SCP-7000 abstaining from food for one week This is an event I assume a hunger strike? Footnote This was a presumed suicide attempt where SCP-7000 had been disposing of his food in the toilet without the guards knowing Result, a trolley of ingredients from the cafeteria crashes through the observation window The ingredients had mixed together mid-air and land on the table creating fettuccine alfredo by pure chance SCP-7000 hesitates and appears distressed before taking a bite, exclaiming Fuck, it's delicious, before punching the wall, crying and eating through half the food on the plate before collapsing due to an anaphylic shock as the dish contained peanuts SCP-7000 is currently in a coma due to the allergic reaction Footnote I set the sample of the dish to caretaker Tim Hyde and we both agreed it tasted amazing Look forward to lunch at the site cafeteria on Thursday Notes, while the subject is unconscious, the anomalous effects are still very much active as staff have been slipping on banana peels and finding valuable items while performing routine checkups on SCP-7000 This could be studied further Addendum-7400-7, laxmi engine project Oh boy, I have to go to this offset before I read that bottom thing, don't I? I was actually thinking that as well, I didn't know like, like Why are we in deep well now? Uh, I'm gonna assume it has something to do because there's, there's That's the last one, but maybe it's, I don't know, I don't know Okay, yes, the bottom section turned to main document for after accident interview log Gotcha, okay, okay, good, interesting, interesting choice Okay, well I've never, I've never gone to a list page Offset and then gone back to the main document to finish it It's interesting All right, um Addendum-7000.4, project proposal, laxmi engine project, initial project proposal Dr. Adam Neaton, project lead, applied quantum physics in engineering Exit from the project proposal documents into the O5 council, laxmi engine project Well the current circumstances of SCP-7000 are unfortunate It presents an opportunity for deeper studies into the anomaly Within any situation, the subject is able to manipulate probability and outcome of his surroundings My assistant leads and I have made great strides in theorizing how we would refine SCP-7000's anomalous property to create consistent and useful results Imagine the improvement it could have on mechanical maintenance, mobile task force operations, or just everyday mundane activities to make the foundation run smoother The potential of this project could not be under stated and I do hope you accept our proposal Result, with a vote of 9-2-2 in favor, the project was granted funding as per O5 council approval Lax engine-1 made construction Purpose, used SCP-7000's comatose body as a medium for his anomalous property to be controlled Thus allowing for highly controlled and beneficial probability manipulation Via the laxmi engine Abstract, consider a system within the larger macroscopic experience in any given system described by a set of configuration variables Typically the action of an individual within said system is an integral of a system lagrangian The presence of SCP-7000 alters the quantum state of multiple variables within its probability inversion and fluctuation field which results in two logically extreme outcomes The laxmi engine reduces the variables in a controlled system to near zero Placing SCP-7000 within such a system allows for controlled manipulation of the quantum state of any object or personnel can be completing an action within the specified chambers While we may not be able to completely control cause and effect it should result in some type of desirable outcome Description, the laxmi engine is a foundation designed outcome assurance device designed to guarantee the best possible result of certain experiments, operations, or missions The device consists of three interconnected main components which are Laxn-1 main holding chamber Laxn-1 is a localized near zero variance environment which SCP-7000 is held To support SCP-7000 advanced life support systems are present within Laxn-1 The chamber is lined with modified hypersensitive Akiva volatilic panels to absorb all discharge anomalous radiation emanating from SCP-7000 once powered on This radiation is filtered and fed into Laxn-3 Laxn-2, quantum spectrograph Laxn-2 is located between Laxn-1 and Laxn-3 consists of converging conduits from Laxn-1 leading into the quantum spectrograph by acting as a filter only the radiation that results in a beneficial outcome is fed into Laxn-3 The unwanted radiation is fed out of the site via ventilation Laxn-3, output chamber After desired radiation is fed from Laxn-2 it is fed into Laxn-3 where actions can be taken with an altered quantum state The chamber is similarly a near-zero variance environment and is lined with Akiva-relective Akima-relective maybe reflective panels which serve multiple purposes To retain all radiation within Laxn-3 prevent leakage and allow the radiation only to affect the action taking place within the chamber and not the chamber itself Addendum 7005 Activation log Result Failure to activate Reason power failure Notes 20 seconds before the activation the site-wide electrical surge occurred due to a short circuit within the site 44 West Wing breaker The backup generators were activated however the insufficient power prevented the test from proceeding Activation was attempted again following the restoration of full power to the site Attempt 2 Failure to activate Reason Destruction of crucial mechanisms Notes During a routine check prior to activation technician Mark Baker slipped on a banana peel causing him to pull multiple wires during his fall This caused multiple power cables and interface mechanisms to be damaged preventing activation Activation was attempted again following repairs Attempt 3 Result Failure to activate Reason Severe water damage to multiple crucial mechanisms Notes Prior to activation a rainstorm occurred around site 44 The change in biometric pressure and humidity along with the architecture of the room caused the perfect conditions with the testing chamber to form an indoor rain cloud The sudden introduction of water damaged numerous systems and caused multiple short circuits necessitating immediate repairs Activation was attempted again following repairs Attempt 4 Failure to activate Reason Circuitry failure caused by excessive radiation Notes Before activation high levels of Akiva radiation were detected within Max N1 This resulted in the overloading of all radio sensitive panels and circuitry within the device It is noted that unusual brain activity was observed in SCP-7000 before the equipment shut down This includes a spike in Delta brain waves Auxipitotemporal Auxipitotemporal Auxipitotemporal waves An increased activity in the frontal lobe indicating a heightened stress level and dreaming Refer to Addendum 7000.6 for elaboration and investigation into this event Post-investigation repairs were completed and activation attempts continued as normal For activations omitted Refer to Addendum 7000.7 for the latest activation incident 7000.b Moving on Addendum 7000.6 Incident 7000.A Forward The following is a transcript of SCP-7000's brain waves interpreted in audio-visual format This was achieved through anomalous technology which allows for the analysis and recreation of neural stimuli via mapping of residual brain activity Begin transcript Environment appears to be a two-room apartment later confirmed to be based on SCP-7000's residence The audio and video background is going to be slightly disordered whether this due to the experimental nature of the anomalous technology or due to issues with SCP-7000's memory is unknown The video is from the first person perspective of SCP-7000 who is sitting at a table across from a woman with blonde hair presumed to be Person of Interest 8338 The two appear to be eating a meal while talking however due to audio interference the conversation cannot be heard Person of Interest 8338 appears pleased with the discussion as she periodically laughs throughout the conversation From the hand gestures and the applied laughter through the video shaking it is inferred that SCP-7000 is also in a pleasant mood as well SCP-7000 revs its temples and the video pans around the apartment living room While the room is generally distorted certain pictures such as the pictures on the wall the couch, the ceiling fan, and the small natural socket are able to be clearly seen SCP-7000 begins to point at the distortion and point at the clear objects within his vision Mid conversation SCP-7000 looks down at his plate for the first time since the video began Fetishimi Alfredo is observed SCP-7000 gets up from his chair suddenly Person of Interest 8338 appears behind him Short pause SCP-7000 grabs her hand and the video begins to blur and liquid drips from the video's perspective as Person of Interest 8338's grip tightens but she retracts her hand shortly after Is Fetishimi Alfredo the lead from Ratatouille? The main guy? The main character? It's Linguini Okay, yeah Yeah Okay, interesting, interesting SCP-7000 appears surprised and looks up at her face Her face is Memetic Hazard redacted One, two, three, four, five, six One, two, three, four, five, six One, two, three, four, five, six I'm interested Lady Luck, luckily her face is something something Simultaneously, SCP-7000's Cometo's body experiences a hypnic jerk The video feed becomes distorted and is black for several seconds The setting changes to SCP-7000's bedroom where he is lying in bed He then sits up suddenly, appearing distressed He looks to his left and the same blonde woman is lying Down next to him He breathes heavily and looks down at his hands SCP-7000 turns to person of interest 8338 Who is asleep and facing away SCP-7000 shifts her body to look at her face As she turns around the video again begins to distort Truly it is Same redactions SCP-7000 falls through the floor He continues to fall for several seconds Several minutes SCP-7000 lands on the street and appears unharmed The video feed pans around the street where the environment is distorted Certain areas be clear in others The street itself and the people walking past him are able to be seen clearly However, the face of said individuals and cars appear out of focus SCP-7000 attempts to run back to his apartment But trips and the video feed is shown to fall onto a pointed metal fence SCP-7000 falls through the floor before his eye can collide with the fence SCP-7000 lands on the same street and appears unharmed He struggles to stand and looks around SCP-7000 proceeds to walk slowly down the street for 44 seconds Before looking upwards where construction workers are fixing something on the third floor of a building The construction workers accidentally drop an anvil onto SCP-7000 He attempts to avoid it but he is unsuccessful SCP-7000 falls through the floor SCP-7000 lands on the same street and appears unharmed He looks at his surroundings again, noticing the same environment After several minutes he sits down on the side of the curb And observes the cars before looking down at the road A loud crashing sound is heard offscreen and SCP-7000 looks up at the source of the noise A large truck had burst a tire on the road Causing it to ram into a nearby traffic light The force of the crash caused the front left wheeled truck to come loose And fly directly towards SCP-7000 SCP-7000 makes no attempt to avoid the incoming object He is hit and falls backward SCP-7000 falls through the floor SCP-7000 lands into a black abyss and appears unharmed Person of interest 8338 appears in front of him With her black back facing him SCP-7000 attempts to reach his hand towards person of interest 8338 But she disappears She reappears a second second later as a colossal entity That the video feed is unable to display properly or judge its true size Her face once again redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted Person of interest 8338 Hark and heed my words SCP-7000 attempts to step backwards Why do you pursue me mortal? The audio is now perfectly clear and her voice reverberates SCP-7000 falls over and attempts to crawl backwards and turn away from its face He is heard by verventilating Leave me and never seek my presence again SCP-7000 clutches his head and looks away from its face He screams in pain Please SCP-7000 stiffens and slowly looks back at her She weeps He pauses for several seconds He gets up and reaches out to her SCP-7000 slips on a banana peel and the audio visual display ends Afterward Following this incident, SCP-7000's brain activity returned to the expected activity of a comatose patient It was noted that SCP-7000 events have been occurring in higher severity after this event As power outages, unforeseen breakage of equipment and containment breaches have increased by as high as 24% The project was set to continue as it was theorized that the increased strength of the probability inversion and fluctuation field would increase the effectiveness of the Luxemey engine Starting the engine would also hopefully contain SCP-7000's effects to the localized area of Laxan-1 where the rest of the site would not be affected Addendum 7000.7 Incident 7000-B Location Luxemey Engine Control Room Personal Present Direct Doctor Atom-O-Nishian Atom-O-Nishian Safety Inspector Saxton T. Cummins Forward After the various previous seven failed attempts, the research and technical staff in charge of the Luxemey engine attempted to activate the device again Following activation attempt 7, it was mandated by the site director to have a safety inspector present at all times to prevent accidents The transcript follows the security footage of a discussion in the control room Begin transcript Who do you want? Doctor or Safety Inspector? Safety Inspector sounds good All right This is Dr. Nishian Recording activation attempt number uh 9 Priming in 3 2 1 Machine is prime, but it does not activate Fuck! Why is this so hard to do? You'd think we'd be able to at least turn the damn thing on before we'd run into problems, but no Ugh Geez Calm down We'll just flip it We'll flip the switch on again Go ahead I know I designed that switch Right Whatever you say, man You're not the one I'd like to travel to another continent because of some computer glitch Footnote Due to an unforeseen error, Safety Inspector Cummins from Site 133 in Europe Was called instead of a Safety Inspector from Site 33 Which is the closest neighboring site to Site 44 Yeah, I really don't see why you're here either Excuse me? Wait, no that's not what I meant Sure Sure Never mind, I'm just hoping it's not what I think it is What? Well, considering SCP-7000's anomalous properties in relation to our current quantum state We might be deadlocked without being able to proceed with our current task And also considering we can't actually power up our Akiva Vodalitic panels I have a theory that Yeah, saying that again in English would be nice What? Did you not read the briefing papers I passed to the staff? Well, first of all, I'm not technically your staff And also my car decided to break down while parked on the site so I was busy getting it fixed I should also mention that sleeping here is hell Because my first night here, two false alarms There were two false fire alarms So I didn't have much time to sleep let alone read Also they were called Akiva-relective and not Akiva-voltaic So that was confusing Well earlier I saw you earlier today I saw you reading through the notes Did you get anything? I tried and most of it's unreadable What? How is that possible when it's not handwritten? How do I say it? Every time I try to read it It's like descending through a concentric spiral Each try gets more unrewarding and more boring until I reach the end I just got lost in all the jargon and I keep flipping through the back and forth And the index page and the back until my thumb was numb The jargon is crucial for the paper and for understanding what you're actually fucking dealing with Oh, and another thing Where did this weird dream technology come from? You take like two sentences to explain this groundbreaking technology That can see someone's past thoughts Like a movie? What's next? A machine that translates dead people's memories and written prose? Well I don't have to explain and break down every bit of technology to you that's relevant Do I? So now I'm not being verbose enough? Whatever Maybe if this was some kind of sci-fi anime bullshit Some nerd would get a kick out of Sure But for all I care I just gotta be here to make sure no one trips on another wire We got another bot We're popular tonight Oh man No kidding We got plenty of people in the chat if I can take care of it Yep I hit it, y'all report the beast Uh I- Ugh Well if you can function just fine without reading all Then I don't see a reason why you're still complaining I'm complaining because it's hard to read And apparently I'm quote too dumb to get it If that's what you think then whatever If you really want to ignore it then be my guest I'm not your fucking mom It's not like some sci-fi anime bullshit is gonna be the death of the foundation Dr. Nishin throws his hands in the air in frustration Without looking he accidentally hits Inspector Komen who was standing up Motherfuck Inspector Komen slaps Dr. Nishin on the head Dr. Nishin gets up and attempts to fight back As both our inept fighters no urgent medical attention was required Absolute shit head you Recoils from being punched in the stomach Fighting continues for two more minutes Fuck you Have you all tried turning the thing off and on again? Oh my god can you shut up? I'm trying to Wait what? Dr. Nishin and Inspector Komen stop fighting Several seconds of silence Dr. Nishin and Inspector Komen glance at one another Dr. Nishin and Inspector Komen both turn to face SCP-7000 who is conscious and mobile End transcript Afterward Both Dr. Nishin and Inspector Komen were taken for disciplinary review While SCP-7000 was taken for questioning It is noted that along with his safety report Inspector Komen attached a 2,000 word analysis of Dr. Nilton's personal character Footnote this document was preserved for the aforementioned disciplinary review End addendum return to main document for after incident interview log I see what you're doing and I have I have comments we'll get there But I like I like I like a parody I like a good parody trust me Interview log Audio log September 20th, 2021 Interviewer Dr. Edward Poe Subject SCP-7000 Forward Two days after incident 7000-A SCP-7000 was taken for questioning It is noted that SCP-7000 was previously in a Columbus host state for 12 days Despite this the subject is fully recovered after two days of arrest and proper nutrition Dr. Poe was chosen for this interview and he had conducted the initial recovery interview And served as the subject's therapist for an extended period of time Begin log Hello Raymond how are we feeling? Hey doc I'm all right at least I think so You know it's quite miraculous that you recovered from that coma right? I guess it was pretty lucky It's great to see you joking more it's a sign of your personal progress I guess it is you know the talks we've been having have been real nice All of them tests have been distracting me and letting me think about what's happening You know doc I had a weird dream a while ago Really? Do share your experience I think it gives good feedback into what you're thinking Footnote Dr. Poe has already been briefed on incident 7000-A Well it's kind of strange Okay well I saw her and she was there but it wasn't really her or it was I really got no clue at least I got to see her again which was good I think I started getting killed but then I see her again and she tells me to go You sound a bit hazy on the details but that's normal for dreams I recall seeing her a little sad but I felt the real sad too I'm sorry to hear that Raymond Hey doc I still miss her That's completely normal Before my role in the foundation I had a short stint in a regular therapy clinic I met a lot of post-divorce patients during my time there Messy relationships tend to leave a lot of baggage for a lot of people You think it wasn't meant to be? Well I didn't say that In fact from your stories it seems the relationship was going pretty well Huh yeah I suppose so You know I've been thinking about why she left and I'm not sure how I can get an answer I don't really know what I'm doing here I suppose so too Anyways I should get back on to the questions and not take too much of your day Do you think she's still out there doc? Hmm oh most likely if she truly is lady luck then those kind of deities live very long and considering your unique anomalies I suspect she's a deity of some kind So she's really out there Probably anyways I have some questions for Doc? Yes Raymond Is it me? The reason she left do you think it's me? Of course not from our conversations you seem like a pleasant person to be around From the way you talk about POI how you talk about her tells me that you really do love her There's really no way of knowing why safe for asking yourself Ask her myself Can I share for a while Raymond? Oh yeah go ahead Before uni I really like thinking about how people think and helping people out with their issues and making them feel better just really appealed to me But in my second semester I was really in a terrible mindset and I almost quit partway After that I thought about the passion I had before I got into all the nitty-gritty of studying and remembered what I love to do and just push forward Hmm that's an interesting story doc The point I'm trying to make is that we here in the foundation can help you if we just keep track of keep on the track we laid out Oh well once again I digress I have a few more questions to ask you That SCP-7000 stands up and began shaking Dr. Poe's hands Thank you so much doc I mean it I uh no worries may I ask what this is about? I'm gonna go find her Pardon? The only way I'm gonna know for sure is if I go find her and ask Right okay I'm okay Raymond I need you to calm down and think about this Oh don't worry I've had a lot of time to think during all the tests and talks doc It's like you said I gotta remember what I love and push forward No no that's not what I mean or the point of the story How do you even know how to get out of the site? Multiple small meteorites suddenly collide with the site at that moment causing multiple containment breaches and the destruction of the wall of the interrogation room I guess that's my cue to leave doc might see you again who knows Here I come Lucy SCP-7000 turns to leave leave through the destroyed wall Raymond wait Dr. Poe slips on a banana peel SCP-7000 walks out of the site as security personnel were occupied handling other containment breaches he was able to exit the site without issue SCP-7000 looks at the sunset Hi damn now wasn't this a random day? Oh brother oh brother Oh shucks Okay so it's it's funny I like the banana peel bits they're they're good That last banana peel bit was that was I enjoyed that That was well placed well placed for sure Two things one if someone doesn't want to be with you you don't pursue them And you'll continue to bother them that's number one two If you're doing an admonition parody you don't use list pages None of the admonition articles use list pages In fact, they're all meant to be designed as one continuous story that you read on one page, okay It's just a small nitpick You could have done is take the admonition theme from one of the admonition articles and copy it in All right Yeah, I think this is a I think The humor just didn't work for me I feel like it was a little too cliche played straight for a lot of it Yeah, I was I was gonna say, you know, maybe it could be a good as like a seven thousand dash j but even then it's like I don't know it kind of teeters that line and I've told all the offices this before but if you're gonna write like a funny main Lister you gotta make sure not to lean too far into the j aspects and if you're gonna make a like a like a cool or kind of Serious dash j you can't lean too far into the serious aspects or else you lean And like you kind of end up in the middle and it's neither one or the other And it's kind of suffers from that a little bit, but it does lean more towards like the like absurd main lister The core premise is funny It's this one's a no vote for me. It's not like bad enough for me to downvote it, but I'm not a fan overall. It's kind of It's exactly what it says on the tin. It doesn't surprise me. I didn't uh I didn't feel anything from the conversations The character work was not The dialogue was not like hitting me the right way. I guess Um that the specifically the testing log the the uh table that reminds me of uh Like one of my one of my j's scp in a box dash j it has the same sort of absurd uh kind of Funny um testing log people get the get a kick out of that, but uh, I would recommend You know In the future just thinking about it like you know If if you wanted to make it a funny funny article like this you have to definitely lean more towards making a dash j Or just kind of scale back the ridiculousness of it. I don't know It's it's kind of hard hard to say Hmm, that's nine o'clock and we're doing this tomorrow. So I think we've reached the end What are we? Yeah What is tomorrow we're looking at Starting off with something wicked this way comes by a random day. I see the yeah, okay He told me to look at the the next The next uh art the next author because the last line being a random day. I get it. Oh, okay. That's what you mean Ah, that's funny. Yeah Um, did you plan for that? I don't know. Um I I those was that just a meaningful coincidence? Uh luck you could say It it would have to be because who knows what order we're gonna post articles unless jtc was in on it Yeah, that's what I was saying. I could have I guess knows You know All right, remember the three reasons we are here this evening number one The dr. Sumerian hit by a tree fund Absolutely, and we're we're we need we need money for for flamethrowers. We need money for hauling the debris out of his state All of Alabama is going to be tree free by the end of this thing. 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We are going to continue this tomorrow and super chats Say again super chats. Oh, we got two super chats We got the ooo from shadow of 1471 And we've got a her and it from the site 42's tech department Asking what the hell? Why would you do that? Seriously to shadow of 1471? So the super chats are just talking to each other Perfect. Yeah worth a shot lovely How many articles have we read real quick before we sign off? I just want to check. Yes This is yeah, because uh, we only got through what? Three four four this time that first one taking two and a half hours Kill balm is 20 kill bam is 20 so that brings us here 30 31 32 33 34 35 worth of 35 having covered four tonight We we got through 21 the first time with the 12 hour stream I I think we hit a couple short ones and I think that like gave us false confidence Yeah Come on. I'm looking for some horse joke ones. 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