 Let's see what's on my subreddit today. Prove as soon as a time traveler. Yes, that is me as a woman, very good. The account of Monty Crusade. Look, you guys just love finding these kind of pictures of me. It's not me, okay? You, okay, Frick, I don't have problems at all. It's just like the go-to. People will probably end up asking like, why did I get this? So I got this because I was seeing cranes all over the place. We're doing? Wait, what? I'm so confused. Hey, welcome back, everybody. People will probably end up. That was creative. But what's wrong with the computer? Okay. Question about, I don't have a boyfriend, even though I've always posed like a boyfriend-style picture. I don't have a boyfriend right now. But no, because I love dicks. Good. Okay, the doorknob's been saved in this clip. Okay, I think it'll be great. So anyway, let's watch this clip. I got to distract him. So I decided to get freaky and basically jack off in the open. Rather than hiding behind my bed frame sort of an angling that are doing it in the bathroom, I was like, I'm gonna fucking get in the middle of my floor and jack off, just be free. It was the first time, so it felt special to me. Why is he? Unfortunately, my father decided this out of the only times ever will he ever do this for some weird fucking reason. Decided to check on me through my bedroom window. What? And ask for help taking off the pool cover. He looked through and looked at me. It was awkward eye contact. He quickly looked away. I saw him look away. I know he saw what he saw. You couldn't miss it. And he looked away and said, when you're finished up in there and come help me with the pool, I just said, okay. No way, dude. Dude, I just did. Why would even? Just pretend like it didn't happen. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. Okay. Didn't know S-Fan was a TikTok. Look, guys, this is not me, okay? Maybe if I eat a few more of these breadsticks, it'll be me, but this is not me, okay? He does look very handsome though, I have to say. As many as I was in AEW. What is AEW? American Eagle West. This is not me. Guys, this is not me, okay? This is not me doing pro wrestling. Dude, I swear, I don't know how you guys even find these. This has been the weirdest because in real life before I started streaming, I never got this, but now, every time I started streaming, people always find other things that look like me. It's crazy. I don't know how you guys find something like this. As S-Fan talks about the new Minecraft update, what is this? No, some people like to build wooden roofs in my house. This is not, wait, what the hell? This looks like me and Poke combined. Yo, Poke! Look! What is this? Do you think he plays probably that? Even build a wall of roofs? Probably. Looking at me. Right. No. If me and Poke did fusion, we would look like this. So, how long is this banned for? Lucari was playing Yakuza last night. Okay, is this why you guys keep trying to get me to play Yakuza? You guys want me to get banned? Have you seen the clip? No. Is the clip in here? Who snitched? Okay, hold on. This and this happened. Let me see. Dude, I mean, I, oh, I would feel so uncomfortable if I was streaming this game. There is a difference, though. Now, here's the, it's the game, but there's a difference between, like, I mean, I looked at the clips. Like, the camera is literally like, the girls are like, rolling around in bikini, like, legs up in the air. Like, it's, I mean, here's the thing. No, this is okay, because this is not, this is not sexy at all. So, it's fine if I do this. But, if you're like, zooming in, I mean, he's not, it's just the game. Where it's just like, rolling around and it's like, legs in the air, it's, but here's the thing. It is the game, right? It's not like he's, he focused on it too much. Let's make a big deal out of it. Yeah, my kind of rule of thumb is if there's anything like that in a game, you just kind of like, just kind of, and move on, you know what I'm saying? You just kind of get it over with and get out of there. Let's see. Forcin' proves he is a God gamer. Your voice echoes in here. It should. I love this music. Throughout the eternity of it. It's so fucking good. Sedge delusional. Not good. Not good, Forcin'. Internet historian explains the virtues of streaming and why he loves to stream on Twitch. I saw that today in a tweet. Someone was saying that being a streamer was harder than doing like a minimum wage job. And let me just confirm for the record, it is not. This is easier shit, boys. This is a great fucking gig. This is way easier than serving tables. This is brilliant. I'm very relaxed. I make my own hours. That's why I don't encourage anyone to sub. If you want to, that's great. But do not feel any pressure to. I just do this for fun. I just do this to relax. 2.33 in the morning. I'm just fucking around. You know what I mean? And then everyone's so nice to me in the chat all the time. I just do this for an ego boost. It's brilliant. So that goes, don't cry. I'm not crying. Okay? Eye drops in my eyes. Actual tech guy, NMP. I'm not crying. Hello? I can't hear you. Hey, nice Mac product, by the way. Did I mute you? I did not mute you. You are not muted, darling. What'd you say about something? What? What's she saying? Use your words, use your words. Talk slowly. You? Milana, I can hear you now. You were just muted. You just unmuted yourself. Wait, I have you muted? No, I do have you muted. Okay. The ad thrills are coming back on Thursday, even with ad blocker. Every stream I click on is an ad. Hold on, let's test this right now. Hold on. This has already been like this. Let's test this right now. Excuse me. Oh my God. How do you get out of tower range? There's another play. I can't shoot. Oh my. That's spicy. That's spicy. Yeah, I mean, it was already like this. It's been like that for ages. Yeah, exactly. Like pre-rolls have been there for ages. Twitch is going to do this thing anyway. If you're a streamer, then you need to make, look at this, dude. This is why I do this. I run two ads in my intro for a reason, so that I've had no pre-rolls. Eventually mid-rolls, they're gonna bring mid-rolls back. That's gonna happen. I have issues with this system, as is, and I wish they would do more. I wish Twitch would do more to give the streamers more control. I wish they would do that. If we run ads on purpose, then that way, whoever's watching our streams isn't gonna miss anything out. Have you guys noticed, coming into my stream today, again, nobody got an ad coming into my stream today after the intro. It's cause I run the ads, like I literally start my stream and run ads right away. So that way, once the intro is over, I don't have to run an ad at all. And you guys can come in to recap whatever the stream is, whatever we're actually doing, and you don't get an ad for a long time. Again, this is annoying, this is dumb. Twitch is gonna force the ads on us if we don't do that. Why not just run the ads? And then I know there's an ad running, there's an ad running, there's an ad running, so I'll just hold off for a little bit and I won't do anything like super crazy or whatever. And then that way, people watching my stream, they know that if they get an ad, then they're not actually missing out on content. Any sniffers? What is this? She didn't wash clothes for two months, sing Austin, I think she will survive, Kat. Yeah, exactly. I literally don't smell. Like for example, not to expose that fan, but if, because assets sweat a lot, whenever Aspen doesn't shower for like one or two day and then whenever Aspen was sitting right next to me, I'll be like, yo dude, no shower. But like, I never, I never smell. She liked it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She liked it. Let's see. The first documented as fan. Okay, 2015 colorized. What is this? What the hell? I don't even know where this picture is from. I look super cheeky in this picture. Is that really even 2015? This is 2013. So where's 2015? No, I'm not gonna stall for three more hours. Okay. Here's a 2014. There's a 2014. Here's a 2015. Yeah, I just look really, there's a 2015. I just look really, maybe that's just that picture. I just look like I got a lot of cheek, dude. Hey, you wanna see the stupidest picture I've ever taken? I should have posted this that time. We were like, post the stupidest picture that you have on your phone. One of my best friend's moms wanted to get me and a bunch of my friends together to take pictures in a high school. And we were like, I don't know, dude. We were just like, let's find like the stupidest thing we could find. So we got the two big guys and put us in a little wanging room. We were like, we got the big guys and put us in a little wanging and yeah, I don't know what this was.