 Hey there, friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and we are back with Tomodachi Life, which I am so happy to be saying because this game is fucking amazing. It is an experience. If you missed the last episode, it doesn't really matter for context, but I recommend you go watch it to really get the full experience. All right, I can see someone down here on the beach, so I immediately want to check out what's going on down here, and then we're going to create a new character. Oh, it's default. It's just staring off into the ocean. Like, why am I so mediocre? They look really depressed. I'm just going to leave. I don't know how to comfort people. Just stop crying, all right? Just stop crying. All right, let's create a new me. And I don't mean reforming myself to become a better person. I just mean a me in game. I wish I could add more, but that's Grognaq to destroyer right there. Yep, that's the one. Every one of my characters, except for default, just is the ultimate and unique. But if everyone is unique, is anyone unique? There's Grognaq. It's like a bad sitcom. Everyone applauds when they enter. All right, what have we got for you? I'm not sure what food I actually have. I got jelly. I give everyone I create, except for default, some jelly. Do you like jelly? Yes, everyone in this game likes jelly for some reason. I'm happy I was born. That's more than I could say. Oh, inspiring. Turg is in. Turg is so handsome in this game, like really handsome. Jim is terrifying. What's wrong with you? You're starving. Let me go to the shop and get you all some food. OK, he's excited. Oh, hot chocolate. Yeah, buy them all hot chocolate. Oh, wait, I don't need enough for defaults. Just buy three. I'll get them some white bread. Just one slice of bread. And I'll get them some Peking duck as well. She can live off the white bread. I'm not made of money, you know. Hey, do you want your white bread or are you? You know, I'll come back later. He's still doing it. All right, let's let's go feed him his duck. You like that? I hope you do. Yes, he loves it. That should level him up, please. Come on, only halfway. Really? That was expensive. I don't want my relationship with Turg to change. He said, don't worry. I don't think it will unless you murder him. There we go. I give him Peking duck and jelly. He doesn't really care about the jelly now. Oh, God, I scared the shit out of him. And then when he turned around, he scared the shit out of me. I cut over my hiccups, he said. Oh, no problem. Oh, oh, God, sorry. I just threw it on the floor. I just subconsciously needed to see you from the side again, I think. No, don't eat the cup. Oh, no. Well, then why did you eat the whole thing, including the cup? Like you ever hear the saying, it tastes so good. I could eat the plate. Is that a saying? Maybe it's not, actually. Either way, he ate the fucking plate and the cup. I'll give you the hot chocolate. Like, I thought this would be a nice treat for them all. Yay, Jim likes it. He liked it a little. Seeing as you're here, let's play. Oh, God, what game do you want to play? I feel like I'm in one of the Saw movies. I turn over two panels to find the pairs. You can have another go if you find a pair. The one who finds the most pairs wins. OK, come on then, Jim. I didn't even know this was in the game. I'll go second. They're probably all going to be him. Fish cake. I don't have enough me, so I just find some fish cakes. Yep, I'm way better than Jim at this. He's going to fucking kill me, isn't he? Sorry, Jim, you got destroyed. Wait, my goal was to make him happy, though. Is this going to make him unhappy? Oh, God, the big one's tempting. I'm going to go with the small one, though. If I were Jim, I'd put like a little diamond in there just to troll me. That's the spinning top. OK, that's not great, but you know what? It's fine. We give it to Turg. It's got lots of colors. He'll love it. Wait, what is this? Oh, we're getting a news flash. Who's going to scroggenack doing the news? Of course it is. They've taken over. It's fine. We'll watch it. It's no problem. It's a shame I couldn't listen because you were talking so fast and you just cut off me. All right, we're getting interior shops. I'll do up someone's room. Oh, those are nice. I kind of want to get the flower medal for Jim, though, because it's fucking terrifying. You're essentially homeless, but who cares? No, we're going to get this for Jim, I think. Look at that. That is a very Jim room. Wait, what is this? Donations. Oh, will you guys give me money? Oh, yes, line up, line up. Default is finally left to the beach. She stopped being all deep and moody, staring off into the sunset like a fucking album cover. Yay, money. I'll go back and buy another room now. Oh, my God, what is he doing? Fucking hell. That is demented. Here you go. Yes, set up the new place. Look at that. Isn't that nice? I thought it would look nicer, actually. Yeah, take a look around the room. Show me some of it. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus, that's laggy. All right. Yeah, it's kind of terrifying. It works. Yes, it made him really happy. What would you like to give? I think I'll give him a song, please. A pop song. You got hair color spray. I'll give it to Grogneck. Just spraying red all over her bald head. All right, let's make you a pop song. All right, sing the song. I barely edited. Oh, my God. The last verse. Go, Jim. Yay, everyone's in. Having fun. When in my hands, there is a confetti. That's made for the justice somewhere. Oh, no. If some go down. If this one lasts forever with you in my arms. I've ever seen in my life. Oh, brilliant. Like this last verse was pretty much the same. It was just you and me, somewhere all alone, watching the sun go down. I hope this lasts forever with you in my arms. All right, Jim, that was fantastic. But we're going to go visit Turk. Oh, wait, he's already in here. God damn it. I wanted to give him something. All right, I'll leave you to it for a while because I want to talk to Turk, but I can't when he's in that room, I don't think. Oh, my God, Grogneck's scary. All right, here's some duck. Oh, sorry, it's on the floor. Oh, God, she's going to stop my village. Not quite enough to go up a level, though. What should I say when I feel down? I'll give you a phrase. Here's your new phrase and gesture. Fucking fake mine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Very good, level up. You've become a realist. What do you want to give? Hmm, it's a hard choice. I am partial to the songs. You know what, give me another song. I got to get one more. A musical song, that would be nice, I think. Here you go. Let's see what the lyrics are and what we can make. Have you ever loved somebody? Did you ever dare? Do you want someone to just tell you that they care? No, we need to change this completely. All right, Gragnack, let's go. What have we got? Oh, the whole band is out today. Ha ha ha. Have you ever stomped your village? Did you ever dare? Did you want to stomp your heel through the village square? Ha ha ha ha. Shlalala, your song bears no need to cry. You're something to smile. It takes dedication. Nothing can get some size bigger than this. It might change your life. Oh my god, fabulous. Gragnack's singing voice was really good. A lot better than Jim's, I got to be honest. That last line, by the way, it was quite fast, but it takes dedication. But if you get some size 23 heels, it might change your life. I try and keep them roughly the same length and kind of the same rhymes and stuff just to see if it'll fit more. But Jim's one just didn't work at all. They've not really enjoyed it anyway. Like, why did they down the whole thing if you do not like it? It just don't have it. Take a sip and go, no, not for me. Don't go, I eat the whole cup and go, tummy ache. All right, default, what's up? Let me go give you your slice of bread. Eat it off the ground. Yeah, go eat it. She liked it a little. Probably just because it was food. Oh, that unlocked something for me. What did I guess? On newsflash, who's going to deliver it? Don't be default. I'm not listening. I'm not watching. It's a hat store. Oh my God. Why would they pick defaults? Like breaking news, which I feel completely indifferent on. A leprechaun hat. Are you serious? Are you taking the piss out of me? I'll take one. Thank you. That's for when I make me. I might buy those small ribbons for Krognak to go on the bald head. Our good turg is in. Okay, I want to give you your new interior that I bought you. It's been like building up suspense for everyone. They want to know what I got you. You're not getting new clothes. Here we go. We got him a little kitty's room. Sorry, it's all like you. But there you go. You like it, Turkey? Oh, yes, I'm sure you do. There we go. Level up. Now what can you do? Give me an interior. He's obsessed with clothes. I guess. For fuck's sake. Again, will these small ribbons do for now? Is that good? He likes it a little. Well, then give them back. Krognak's just laughing themselves in the room. You like them? Very nice. Where's he scratching himself? All right, leave him alone for now. Oh my God, Jim's just fecking running around the place. They all just want clothes. Okay, fine. I'll get you some fecking clothes then. There we go. That's cheap. Get that for him. Thank God they pull up a curtain. I do not want to see what's under there. He likes it a little. It suits you so much, though. Thank you. What are you going to give me back? Hair color spray. Why do you all have so much of this? Is that good? Oh, okay. He really likes that one. That's what I like to see. It does suit you, Jim. I got to be honest. What can I say when I'm angry? Oh, Jesus. I will stop you. There you go. General community atmosphere. Emotional. It's just like the fecking political compass memes. I'm always seeing it. It's like shows what their personality is and stuff. That's interesting. I'd like some new clothes. Well, default. You're wearing the most default thing I can imagine. So I can't give you like anything quirky. I can color your hair. How about that? What color should you change it to? It's brown now. So let's change it to like a slightly different shade of brown. Maybe. Oh, my God, that is risky. Just spraying it up there. You're going to have one solid patch. The rest is going to be the same. OK, it went more orange, but it matches the wallpaper. So whatever. What the hell are you guys doing? OK, you want to play? All right, let's play. Wait, what? What did you just wink at me? What the hell is that? That could be a red one. Yeah, dice I'll go with. Yes. That looks way too realistic. A picture of a dice compared to the rest. I don't even know what these things are. I'm going to go with a prawn salad, though. I think I can see some prawns. Yeah, there we go. Oh, sweet Jesus. Walnuts, 100% ridiculous. How the hell was I supposed to know that? Too bad. I got two out of three. Those were near impossible. He's giving me tissues. Thank you, Terry. You're very supportive. Jim is screaming for me. Yeah, I know. Calm down, Jesus. They're so needy. I play with each other. All right, we're playing cards. God, my hands look way too real to be in this world. I won. OK. The first I make a pair of wins, I just immediately did it. That was the worst game I've ever played. Oh, my God. This is terrifying, which is annoying, because Tomodachi Life is the best game I've ever played. So they're giving me a mix here. Give me the big boy this time. Oh, I choose correctly. I love mystery boxes. Keep grogging, I can hear it. A collar, you know what? I don't really mind. Go with red. Just a bald head. Just spray paint to your own head. Oh, it looks so good on you, Grognak. Oh, you look beautiful now. That's the thing you didn't before. I'm just saying, wow, it's crazy. You can pull off any luck. All right, let's add me into the game. Oh, wait, wait, one second. We got an event. What is this? Wordchain tournament. General word associate. Start. What? Start? I don't know what we're doing. What? Lantern. Huh? Let's console. Jim is just sitting in the background like, I'm going to kill you all. I don't understand how these engagement have any relevance to each other. Why don't you think of Iberian ham when someone says kiwi? Like, you think you go like New Zealand or something, you know, or maybe bird, because it's like a different type of kiwi. I don't know. Good. Thank you. What is Jim said? Oh, there's another one. No, I don't want to see another one. I was depressing enough. All right, how do I make myself tall, dark, and handsome? Is there just a setting that I can put on to make this happen? And it's almost impressive how they match my hairstyle like this, you know, just jotting out for no reason like that. That's impressive. It's so weird when you want to make yourself in games, you're like, I don't know what I look like. Sad. That'll do it. And now for height, I think it's about there. He's very depressed. I mean, I would be sad too if I was put in a world with these lunatics. All right, Kevin, welcome. Oh my god, he looks so sad and small. How did he even reach the handle? My arms only reach here. Oh, default is sad next door. Don't worry, you got a new sad neighbor. Look, he's looking around. He's confused. He doesn't understand why he's in his own game. Call me, Kevin. I always have a smile on my face. He says, and then look at him. He looks miserable. I like how they said, call me, Kevin, as well. That's great. I will stop you. OK, well, I'll just leave then. I was just checking in on you. Jesus. Oh my god, they're having a wonderful time in that children's bedroom. Don't take that out of context, please. All right, little Kev, you're getting some dock. I should have bought him soup just so he'd suffer more. I fucking hate soup. What? What is happening to Kevin? That was so scary. Jesus Christ. Yeah, you shouldn't eat cheese before bedtime. That's all he's thinking about. Fuck, I thought he was dead. He's terrified because I gave him a gift. He's like, what's this going to be? Yeah, that's right. This nightmare just got worse. It's bigger than him. Yeah, let's play. Come on, let's play something together. Oh, this fucking game again. Oh my god, it's in the same hand again. I win. Let's play a little Kev, some clothes. He's having a rough day. I want him to sing us a song. So we're going to have to get him something nice that he'll love. Even in his little picture, he's down at the bottom of it. That's so sad. Wait, what the hell? It's not allowing me to equip the clothes. Maybe I have to level him up a bit more first. I'll try and find you something you'll actually like. I don't want you sinking into the floor in that wet goop again. All right, here's sandwich for you. Are you hungry? Oh, for fuck's sake. You're so fucking awkward. You deserve to be sad. The hell is Default doing? Are you dying? Would you like to see a weird face I've been practicing? Yeah, go ahead. Oh my god. OK, that was a weird face. It's amazing. An improvement even. No, it's funny. I'm happy you like it. Yeah, I loved it. Good job, Turk. What goes best with fried egg? Oh, god. Toast. I'm going to say toast. That made him happy for some reason. Then it unlocked the place for me. We got a news flash. Don't let Kevin do it. He won't be able to see over the desk. Oh, thank god. Look at what I said. Kevin is even in this one. Oh my god. What is going on? Oh my god. Kevin's very upset. He's minus 187. A daily check for the best balance of mind, body and good fortune. Look at how happy they are. And then you have to scroll down and look at him. He's miserable. And I think Grognak is dreaming. Oh my god. What kind of a dream is this? I thought my dreams were weird. This is something else. This game is a wild fucking fever dream. In fact, the only thing weirder than Grognak's dream is this game, which is in itself a wild fever dream. It doesn't make any sense. But you got some Scarecrow. OK. OK. OK, you woke up. Was that it? You just go back to normal after that? I think I'd have to lie there for like an hour and try and decode that. Oh, what do we got here? Mystery guest. Oh, I thought it'd be Kevin down by Turg's ankles. Pick me up. It went well. I don't know even what it was. OK, you're friends now. Could you go visit Kevin? He's being a moody bastard in the next room. I give Grognak a modern Asian room. Wait a second. Turg has two rooms now. I can give the children's room and his hairspray to Kevin. That'll make him happy. Were you just pissing on the floor? I heard water running. Well, let's cheer you up. It kind of suits you. And it's child-proofed for you. Oh, you leveled up to level two. Great. You get a song, buddy. A ballad. It's through the second lyrics on the floor. Well, if I put him on the desk, you wouldn't be able to reach him. OK. All right, Kevin, sing to us. How do you feel? Oh, this is inspiring. Where is he? Is he so small I can't see him? I don't want to live here. You're on the silent night for me. I'll be in terror with these monstrosities. Let's sail out across the sea. Emotion, fantasy. I'll go back home to Ireland. Ha ha ha ha ha. Don't you feel? Don't you feel my sadness? He's such a crowd pleaser. If you said me, and I had to stay here, where I am made to suffer. Oh, my God, that was beautiful. OK, this is one time I'm going to say this. I have an amazing singing voice. That was beautiful. That little guy sang his hair to you. You got to give it to him. Oh, that is an amazing time to end it. I think that was fucking beautiful. I loved that. But I hope you enjoyed this episode. If you want to see more, do let me know because I'm totally down for it. This game is amazing. And I have no idea how we didn't find this earlier, honestly, it is perfect. And plus, it means I can get all of my weird characters and creations together, including Minnie and me. But I do appreciate you watching. I really, really do. It means a lot to me that you guys are watching the content. And hopefully you enjoy it too. But yeah, I guess there's not much else to say. I hope to see you next time. And Turk, thanks for watching.