 It's a big guy say it. No, say it. No I'm wearing a little concealer right now So you don't flag this video as obscene graphic content Someone tweeted at me that there's the tag going around on YouTube or challenge called my boyfriend buys my makeup And that's literally all this takes just tweet at me and I won't make the video at this point Fuck it But someone named Jamie Page started it on YouTube and I thought that this would be a perfect thing for us to do Together peachy actually went to the vet today and got a bunch of teeth out so we can only do so much We're babysitting our drunk dog. I don't recommend this because this shit is so fucking expensive. It's not even funny It really wasn't I paid for it. I I paid for it and then you pay pal me Okay, so I felt a little bit so I went with my boyfriend to Sephora Which is a Julian's favorite place to be in the whole world and I let him pick out things for me You know it was a lot more frustrating than I thought it was gonna be so this was us earlier when we went to Sephora This is already gonna be bad Let's go Julian No brushes, they don't have any so I can just take this on right Julian. No, what do you have so far? You have I said no brushes. I have brushes. It's not said no brushes. I did. I said it like five times Almost positive you never said no back you have almost no makeup and only Applicators you need to blend your beauty somehow you have that Taste the rainbow on your face. I feel like you're trying to sabotage me Is that not what this is I want to get you really really thin lashes razor fucking thin, but you're not even there You're just paying for nothing Foundation Okay, I need like blush Did you just put a huge tip in your ear wall talking? Yeah, they have it simple It's not This is not winter bronze Julian. It's April and it's not an ad And he is now upgraded I was so expensive Tell me about it. Can you get it through the drugs or something might be cheaper? I specifically said you don't need to get any brushes or Applicators and yet there's a brush and a tiny green beauty blender here. I don't see any brush here. Whoa What's behind your ear? I keep these in your ear Did you put that it's as magical as I hoped it did you on did you just get it to eat it? Yeah calorie-free marshmallows Okay, did you turn it into dip now? No, it's like sucking all the moisture out of my mouth right now Can you please like that on your mouth? Stop wiping things on me domestic bliss I helped Julian a little bit because he just kept picking out like lip pencils And then trying to leave and it wasn't enough to have a full face of makeup like the not with that I think it wasn't are you happy with your purchases. I think I am Um, I wish we had gotten more beauty blenders Can you tell me the process though and I watch a fair amount of beauty videos? I feel like I have an understanding of like what I might buy if I would just packaging 99% If it had cool packaging I picked it. This is makeup forever How did you go about picking the color? It had a good picture. See 4k. It shoots in 4k. I'll match it now. I Want to match it. No, you're not doing my makeup. I'm doing my makeup. You just buy it. You can do whatever you want I want to match Yeah, it's solid. Honestly, it's it's not that bad. I mean it's a little light. I wanted to make you glow Can you tell me why you picked out a green concealer? Why would you conceal something when you can draw attention to it? So you look a little like an alien or a little rat or something like the alien rat. Hmm. How do you open this? Look it. You see where it's perforated perforated Perforated like one of those words Perforated Oh, it's the balance out like red. Yeah, it's nice. It's beautiful I don't know why I put it under my eyes though. That was stupid. Honestly, this isn't that bad. Next bronzer I look a little dead. Did you even see it before you bought it? No, this is actually pretty Julian I know I'm good at this. I personally like to top everything off with some blush Why did you pick out that one? Because you actually cheated on this one. I cheated. I said to someone who worked there I'm ready to get the fuck out of here. How do I find blush? What color is this? It's pink No, you bought it because it was called hysterical. Oh, yeah You have another concealer here by the way, let's try that one. This one is and you also have this Did you get three concealers? What are you trying to say? How did you pick those? Julian that's an expensive one though, too. You bought a purple Lancome concealer. Oh, it's like you just spilled grape soda Did you think that this was something else? Yes, so now here's the final concealer Beautiful. Oh, it looks good I want to move over to eyeshadow now these two different eyeshadow palettes one is just one color It's not a palette. This is a palette of one. This one's a rainbow. Okay, colors I want to use the dark blue-purple galaxy Why would you use that one if you bought this rainbow palette? Why are you using the dark one at the top? I find let's start with the pink on the top left. Where do you want it? Um on your eye I think it's a nice start. It's like a nice little pink It's as if Barbie did her makeup for the first time ever and that's what happened But so we'll move on a little to the galaxy then and then why cuz I want to I would you buy a rainbow Palette and then use sometimes you need it for moral support Sometimes I don't need hot sauce on my food But I bring it to the table for moral support just in case that peace of mind is what life is all about to me Thank you and good night So you bought this rainbow palette to use this pink in this galaxy. Yeah, where do you want the purpley color underneath? Is that like what you wanted? Why are you laughing? It's it's good We need to darken up the tops a little bit. Do you want this on my lid on top? Yeah, this is very subtle. This is a subtle look that I wanted well at least you kept like my face kind of neutral to pull this off See, that's kind of the idea behind it. That's why I only got three concealers. I Think you look good. What's so funny? Let's move on to the eyeliner now. We're gonna make a nice little wing I Brought up here You look like you already used it Julian on your hand. Oh, yeah, I tested it out Just want to make sure it wrote well and looks good. This isn't an ad. This is waterproof So definitely go to a pool party after putting that on only pull party on the top or on the bottom On the top green and blue and Purple taste the rainbow Well, we didn't use any of the rainbow palette paste the rainbow I'm serious. Oh, I love it. Oh Queen definitely a waterline on the bottom. Yeah You know, I'm honestly not that mad at this blue eyeliner. It's fucking dope It's the combination of the blue and the green that just feels very Very cool. So now we're gonna move over to the eyebrows this one Yeah, light brown out of all the products in Sephora for eyebrows. You pick this. Yeah, not even like a full-size product No, I wanted it to be a to go thing. Um, next we have a Sephora fix a tour sewer salis tante. Oh, that's the tinted brow freeze I'd like you to please do this left-handed. I mean, I'd say that they're frozen. Ah, it's so cold I mean, it's a look. Here you go. Well, it looks like a toy like a girl's toy calling it a dildo All right, it looks like a dildo don't Get out Are we ready to move on to the lashes and finish up the eyes? They said and I quote it's the best thing that isn't hair extensions What for your eyes? No, there wasn't a just there was so you're telling me in lieu of hair extensions You could put a fucked out of those in your hair. Probably that's probably what they were talking about It does kind of look nice He just jammed Okay, I wanted to What are you doing nothing? Are you pleased with that? I honestly am it's kind of cute Julian. I kind of like it It's a hydrating lip plumper by Grande lips Ariana Grande's line of makeup. That is not true No, we're doing lipstick. So I got us LeFen. Look at this packaging. I mean my god It looks like something you roll your quads out before you work out Hold on. I'm not done That's cute Moving on to the lip liner. Oh, that's like spicy chocolate brown Julian easy. I love ombre It's enough. I don't want any more brown on there. Look at that. Now. Let's plump them up I think this was actually kind of a brilliant move. Hey, you look great. Fuck girl Get your ass back on Instagram because this is a look. I like a don't post on Instagram I know here's the final look. Yeah, it's honestly not that bad. Yeah Like it could be worse. I Swear to God. He just he rolled this all the way up like this. I'm just gonna write hashtag had on his hand This is how the Where would you suggest that I wear a look like this a neon night? You don't find one you have to have friends Who's having a neon themed part? I don't know. Is anyone having a neon themed party? Can you please text me right now? This look is a little more like bottom heavy than I would usually go kind of makes me look sleepy in the eyes My lips are like burning. This stuff is no joke. The plump. Mm-hmm. What's the one? No, fuck. No, just a little bit No, like I'm an unbearable pain. Yeah, and I'm not down with it Smoosh it around. It's like inside your lip. Why would you put it? Um, so can I leave now? Ah? You think it had it it that made your lips? I'm actually wondering what people want to buy products to plump up their lips They those products inflict pain so that you swell is that legit? Yeah, that's the point That's so fucked. That's like I want to get bigger biceps. Let me just fucking slam my biceps in a car door So they swell up. Oh my god, you know your logic there isn't wrong I'm actually like really surprised that this came out like halfway decent. There's a crying animal behind you Little miss drunk anesthesia lady. Good guy. Yeah. Thank you so much for doing this. Good God, Kermit Kermit, why don't you go into your bedroom under the stairs? Thank you though, Julien Like I really think this came out a lot better than I expected and like I kind of fuck with this blue green dump, right? Yeah, like it's really not that bad. Anyways, if you haven't tried eating one of these go ahead and try eating them They're really great and nutritious zero calories and zero chance of surviving. Don't eat this and this is not an ad Make sure you subscribe to my channel and put it in the video so you can watch Thursday Julien. Thank you You're welcome. Do you want to give me a nice little smooch right here so I can have your lips? Not that. Oh, is it gonna burn? No, let's see you guys next week. Bye Show's over Boy if you don't