 I said, Godday, keep this shit going for my n***a! Call love, Smith! Water Bear, ball off, fucking big kill again. This shit so hard. I wanted the n***a on the hook to come out with an album. That n***a was singing this, Water Bear, ball off. I heard the highway. That's the last shit you want to do in Houston. Fuck around and miss your goddamn exit. You got to drive the Dallas to turn around. In the sand, know you miss your exit. That bitch will tell you next exit, 7.9 miles. What the fuck going on in Texas? Y'all stench this hell out here. Charging n****s to rat on the interstate. Fuck around to get caught up in traffic. It can't get over fast enough. Now you owe the state of Texas $31. I don't know who the fuck they gonna send my ticket to. I'm in a rental car. Fuck that shit. We in here tonight. Shout out to all the n****s at the top, N-V-I-P, sitting next to white women. I see you. The n****s do that. Fuck the white women. If y'all good to the police boy, you over go right to her side. Man, are you okay? Like, ooh, shit. You don't know if this bitch kidding at me or not. What a single lady is that tonight? Y'all the ones with these hats. I thought y'all was just wearing hats tonight. What happened? Somebody passed? We bet you left a viewing. Come on, let's go down to the show. They gone now, ain't nothing we can do. What y'all do, y'all, just wear hats and shit? You look expensive on those real diamonds or just, you know, bitch, this should be worth $18 million if those real diamonds. She might be, I don't know. You see? I take a chance on my expectations. Lo, I just want a vision to stay wet with the fan on. I don't give a fuck. I'm so sick of these women blaming Dracuchy on us. You been with this person all day. Why don't get wet? Know your boys are terrible. Don't get wet in the shower. This is stupid. Oh, that's too rough. Let me stop. I didn't know. I thought we were in Houston, Texas, my bad. Go ahead. I'm not going to listen to a nigga sitting by himself. Was that you? Where your people at, bro? You good? You edging this shit, you all right? Nobody wants to sit by an edger man. I'm just like, what you know? I'm glad you came, bro. We can't pull all these hoes. Somebody here like you. Say what? This nigga just trying to buy my car at the show? Ain't this some hood-ass shit, bro? Man, what's up with that shit, man? Share me that motherfucker. I see you working this shit. Ha ha, boy, what's up with it? You got the title, what you got, damn? You got money like that? Which one you want? You know I got three of them bitches. I'm not stung. I'm just letting that nigga know I do have three of them. He got his eyes on you. Money talk. What shit you want? I know what they sell them at. If you won't mind, I'll sell it to you. But it's a little tax on me, because it's mine. It works on me. I like this audience. Well, look at these cool-ass, high-end niggas in here laughing late. I see the high motherfuckers in here laughing late. I'm fucked with little buddy. Why do you look uncomfortable as fuck, nigga? You all right? Who you ain't with? You know the people sitting next to you? You don't know the other one. That's why you nervous, he cool? Big nigga, disrespect. He got his elbow in your chest, my nigga. Hey, get up off that little white boy like that. He can't tell you, my nigga. I don't know what you're going to do, nigga. You bad-building hell, boy. Big at the top shoulder, have it, man. That nigga walked like one of them aunties. Speaking of the aunties, are the older ladies in here tonight? Older, I'm talking about 50. Your kid's grown. You got great hair on your pussy. Say what, ma'am? What? Your kid's asleep? How late can you be out? You good? Well, why would you interrupt my fucking solicit? See, that's why niggas don't have nothing. Bitches just jump up in the wrong town. I would fuck but now my kid's asleep. That's stupid. That's a terrible reason not to get me some pussy. You fuck worse than me. This is my show. You know that, right? You see me at work. I'm working fucking. I'm employed. This dick come with benefits. I'm a grown man. I'm 35. I be fucking bitches fixing their bathroom. Get your brakes fixed. Get their check engine light off. All changed. Get them kids in bed by 8.30. They need a male figure in that house. Go to bed. That scared the fuck out of her. See, look at the women. Oh, he a good daddy. You see that? Bitch pussy jumped. You saw the clip? The clip jumped. Look, she had to fix her head. Oh, Lord, that's a real man. I thought he was up there playing. He is our father. That is somebody's daddy. Fellas, you ain't shit if you fucking on them kids' momma. You won't take that little boy with you to the bar and shop. I'm just going to go and tell you. It's 2009. Don't shake your head. You could have been talking with your gold teeth. Successful as nigga. Got three different haircuts. Got a face, some shit on the side, and a mohawk. Take that little boy with you. Hey, man. I feel you. It ain't them kids as they momma that's hard to deal with. You ever want to just switch baby mommas? You ever be fucking another nigga, baby momma? Like, damn, ooh, I wish I would have nothing in you first. That was a joke for real, niggas. I thought y'all was in here. You scared the lamb because you were with your new bitch. I get it. She don't know the real you. Come on, bro. Stop faking this shit. Don't you ever get mad at your sad bitch because she asked you to eat her pussy? I'm like, ma'am, I ain't been a relationship. You think I disrespect my lady out here just eating pussy like this? Niggas who laughing silently. Y'all ain't shit. That's why they don't respect us, no goddamn momma. See, that's why they make me go layin' because I talk the most shit. How you know? But how you know you love me? But how you know? Like, what made you think I love this nigga? How you know? You love me? What's your name? Samantha. You like me? Because I back in that little haircut, I believe you like bitches, too. You like niggas for real? How fuck you, Ms. L.A.? How good? She got on her d-dice like she ready to hit her. Can I work it? Let me work it. I pull the pants down, flip it, then reverse it. I'm just playing some math. I like you, too. Thank you for the love. I don't know at what point we fell in love. But now that I know that you love me, I have a respect for you because I know you like real niggas who eat pussy with the light on. Ladies, don't give up on us yet. It's 2019. The shit that made the full circus. Real niggas is back out here. A lot of niggas that got out of jail quit eatin' meat. Niggas is out here drinking water, being good fathers and shit, running community programs and shit. And we deserve some extra pussy. See how quiet it got? Because that ain't no joke. Niggas want that. No, they don't. If you out here eatin' pussy with your ass in the air, you don't deserve nothing. Lay down. That is some freak. See, that's the type of shit that's pushing these women to be extra freaky and didn't nobody ask for that shit. One girl gonna reach under my legs and over my thighs and scoot me down. Don't fuck and scoot me down. That's disrespect for his head. See how the little niggas got quiet because they done been scooted down before? Look at the big niggas. I wish a bitch would scoot me down. Neal holding the full head. Be out here scootin' niggas down. I'm somebody's father. Respect me. This is the 85 sound show. If you don't know who this podcast is for, niggas, I'm out to tell you. This podcast right here is for niggas who got an old Chevy in their backyard with a dog chained to their whole car. We ain't never been in the house before. Cases for real niggas who keep up with time in a different fashion. Niggas don't know how to keep up with days and months. We keep up with time like niggas, I had got out of an old cell. Remember when we was staying down the street and then my brother got killed in old nine. So shit, it was about old 10. This podcast right here is for ladies who got a bunch of medicine in the cabinet. Niggas don't know what you want. You wanna know if you're a bitch crazy or just got a yeast infection. It's probably both. It's probably both. Cause the anti-depressants be given of the yeast infection. You see how that shit ran? It's got to be true. This scientific. This podcast right here for all the ladies who hold that titty while you suck it. Cause she kept out of niggas. Podcast for real niggas who don't never get butt naked. You just leave your shirt on and be naked from the waist down. With a condiment, some socks on cause you don't trust nobody. Real niggas ain't getting butt naked for nothing really. We look around and see who in the house before we get in the shower. Fuck that goofy shit. Can't trust nothing out here. Much love to all the ladies that's out here giving niggas consent. They went over y'all head ain't nothing like some good consent. Send a titty to my phone. Send a titty to my phone. To all the ladies who're scared to send a picture of that person cause it don't look right. Send it anyway. Niggas podcast. For all the people who ain't never had shit but you got a little bit now. Yeah. Chico B. Yeah. DC Young Black. Yeah. This the hated class top show. Yes it did, boy. This the hated class top show.