 Season three. Oh my god. We're already on season three episode number two and you won't believe it our first episode I won't give too many cliffhangers a lot of you are keeping up episode by episode but that episode when it's OT It was nuts and since oh shit. I have to give a cliffhanger. I have monogen over everything Whatever we won a clutch game. We hang on to galaxy opal Monogen oblique and not the Lakers uni by the way This is for Caruso. This may be my LeBron sexual uni But I brought this out for Caruso our 91 amethyst Caruso's kind of a these Lamello also got an upgrade The only thing we didn't get was the challenge wheel and we couldn't complete the challenge wheel because I had bull bull in and I'm an idiot For that why I had bull bull in I don't know either way since it's a brand new season. We are one and all Let's take a look at the cheat sheet just to see where we got rolling here Considering that we are one and all the one year of celibacy is off the table not like I was really having sex anyway So who cares just kidding. I'm infesting every single girl in the Midwest with Chlamydia every single state within a 2000 mile radius of Michigan is liable to get clapped by Chlamydia Leaking my feet pics is still possible technically and everything else on here is too now if I end up going something really good like 10 and 2 Which I'm not saying I will but if I did I'm gonna bring back the charity stuff that we had from season 1 But 10 and 2 11 and 1 and 12 and are very unattainable for me at least in my head just because I'm using a shit team And I'm already not that good at 2k so locked in at our point guard right now is Manu Ginobili shooting guard is Caruso Lamello at the 3 Tristan Thompson at the 4 and Shaq at the 5 Dwight Howard played great off the bench Glad I had my Dwight Howard Uni on last time play Thompson drew holiday Josh hard Jason Tatum I switched this up a little bit but not by much it doesn't really matter other than that the Venus sky hooks are looking pretty good right now Alright boys, you get the idea by now. I could upgrade literally anything on this team So it does not matter what this wheel lands on it's Okay, this is a tough one, but it is a jackpot It's a jackpot that I have to earn though in this game if I score 40 I can get a pink diamond if I score 50 or more I can get a galaxy opal if I score 65 or more points in this game I can get any dark matter that I choose so I could get any invincible in the game The problem is I also have to win and my team sucks ass So first and foremost we'll look for the win and if I can just push the tempo and score a lot that'd be even better All right, so that just leaves the challenge where we can't add any players right now This is a tough one, but it rewards us with an insane jackpot if we can pull it off So I like it. Ooh 13 assists with one player I think the move is gonna be Manu Ginobili So I'll probably do screen rolls with Ginobili and just feed Shaq and have him put it up instantly Damn, we're gonna have to play really good this game Last game without actually trying I think Ginobili had five assists and seven rebounds I don't think I had many more assists with anyone else This is gonna be really interesting That's about all I can say. We also want to get 10 points with Lamello if we can Take him to the next level Points lineup is Kairi invincible Isaiah Thomas Is this guy running his own fucking wheel of 2k over here? What is this Walmart wheel of 2k? Why does he have Miles Turner at center? What am I seeing? Okay, but this is insanely good though Cuz a quick pass to Manu, a screen and roll, a pass to Shaq And holding X is gonna get me assists Like crazy What is with the people I'm getting matched up with? Dude, he has invincible Isaiah Thomas He pulls one, not a good shot Boarded, oh, up to Manu Pump fake into Shaq And so long as he scores, it's an assist every single time He's gonna pass out and shoot That's a late closeout, but it's also an actual gold player shooting that So I'm not too concerned Here we go, screener roll with Shaq Run off it I don't need that, oh Mello wide open, it's not green, but it's butter Let's go Alright, Shaq, 4 points, a rebound and assist Lamello's got 3, Manu's got 2 assists Everything's going well, it's also 7-0 One more pass into Tristan Thompson Who's got it? Damn, I gotta play like this every time, what the fuck? Manu's got 3 assists already We need about 4 assists per quarter No, no, no, I need about 3 assists per quarter Isaiah Thomas, little runner, and he missed that? Tristan Thompson will do the pick and roll this time Works for me, that's a bucket He's gonna rage quit, he's gonna quit I have to assume, right? Or is this like a challenge where you let me score 11 And then you start playing It's a fucking blowout Ooh, okay, he might get on the board here Tristan Thompson with a shooting foul Also, by the way, I see a lot of you mentioning That I should turn off the shot meter Because it's easier to green that way I'm gonna not do that I really like seeing the shot meter Because I am constantly using Significantly different players With significantly different jump shots Even if I'm jeopardizing some greens here and there Maybe a few points I really like having it on So, thank you for the advice I know it helps, but I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing And I also wanna learn how to throw alley-oops Can- Will this count as an assist? I feel like it- Ah, I don't think that- I'm pretty sure I can let him shoot this And he won't be able to Ooh, okay All right, go here some bars, can hit it Get out of the paint! Tristan Thompson just- Wait, oh, it was defensive three Let's go Shaq drills one That was on me Jacket swatted So what's the alley-oop thing? After you throw the alley-oop You have to hold X to like actually dunk it I think that's what it was All right, let's just do this Screen and roll Roll the hoop power Let's go I don't know I don't know what it is Maybe that just wasn't a good enough alley-oop Ooh, he's shooting now Hey! Okay, so I'm getting closer I'm getting closer All right, good rip Clean rip Up to Josh Hart Back to Shaq Kind of wanted the three Just get a free bucket, no? I haven't scored in a little bit I haven't scored in like two minutes Good move, good move He just cooked me with Gary It is free bucket season Whenever I want it If every game gets played Like fully through this season It's gonna be really interesting to see How many points Shaq averages per game Ooh, clean rip Up to Jenobley Up to Jenobley Hey! Don't say 1.7 Let's go Jenobley Can't get back on defense And he just got a five-second violation He's gonna quit this game Get it off, Jenobley That he absolutely would have quit If I had though No question A few moments later Okay, opponent has left the match Here is the rule that I wanted to talk about And you guys all mention this It's a great idea So thank you so much Lamello just got fucked here Lamello just got clapped here Because I need 10 points with Lamello To get my power up But since he rage quits I'm not giving the opportunity to do that So every time someone rage quits In addition to spinning the rage quit wheel I also should get a new Lamello ball So we're gonna pretend as if We got 10 points with Lamello here So Amethyst Lamello right there Oh, there's a client here Hold on, let me see if I can kill it Ooh, and this Lamello is actually Point guard shooting guard So he's gonna go in for Caruso Caruso will come off the bench Which I don't mind at all And then Kawai will come back here Yup, I like that In fact, actually We're gonna make Lamello point And Jenobley shooting guard Alright, so we get the next version of Lamello We do kinda get screwed here On my wheel spin also I didn't think it through When I made that wheel spin That potentially I could get a rage quit So it would have been 40 plus For Pink Diamond Granted, I scored 20 in the first quarter That game had gone on I was gonna drop like a 70 bomb So I probably would have gotten Dark Matter But I'm still gonna put it up To Alexa for this one, okay So one, one is Pink Diamond Two is Galaxy Opal Three is Dark Matter Alexa, pick a random number One, three, three Here's the number between one and three One Oh, you Alexa, I want you to go and wash dishes For this Let's just get a Pink Diamond Powerful Let's just rebuild this Ann and Tanya's brothers Let's go Tim Duncan No, a Pink Diamond Powerful Dirk has a Pink Diamond? What? Did I see that right? Alexa, thank you so much Damn, he's low key Like kinda rare 30K MT Pink Diamond Dirk Davidson It's the first time I've even had a Dirk on my squad Oh my god, this is awesome This is awesome All right, man Now listen, I know you might not be the most crack Powerful in the game But that's my boy, 7-1, 2-45 What's the post-fade? Post-fade, 98 That's all I needed to see Shaq, Dirk, Kawhi, Manu, Jnobli What a team, bro That works out great And now we also get a rage quit spin So good episode Even though I know this is gonna be a really quick one So I apologize, gentlemen All right, 2K rage quit wheel What you got for me, baby? What you got for me? First five on the auction house? Oh, shit This could be all gold It also could be invincible All I do is click search auctions I sort by literally nothing And I press start In the first five I can choose one player out of those first five Okay, at first I saw this Michael Ray Richardson And that pack animation lagged I thought that was an end game player right there So it was between Michael Ray Carl Anthony Towns, Jim Jones You spelled Jones wrong there, bud And Thurl Bailey Who are these guys? Oh my god, actual mailmen and plumbers But Evan Mobli, invincible Actually, this is so depressing Because then I'd have to take Dirk out But if there's an invincible, I have to take it All right, you know what I'm gonna do? I am gonna get Evan Mobli I'm gonna get Mobli And I'm gonna put him on the bench It's gonna piss people off But I gotta do it I'm not not starting Dirk If Dirk exists, he's starting All right, looks like that last one He'll go over 168 So I'll just overbid on this And wait till we get him Yeah, and he'll go in for Jason Tatum And then Mobli will be my elite scorer Off the bench He'll be like my sixth man I like Evan Mobli a lot Oh, that's kind of sick All right, gentlemen So, Waston Lanham is out of there Invincible Evan Mobli Comes in at Power Forward Off the bench So it does look weird for sure I think next up I'd really like to replace Kawai If I get that opportunity They all gotta go in And Junobli and Dirk aren't exactly my end game Shooting guard Power Forward either Mello's getting close already, dude If I can get him 10 points in the next game He's Pink Diamond And 10 points after that He's invincible already So we'll have an extra invincible early Which will lock three Invincibles On to our team already We already got two And this doesn't count But I'm gonna pretend I'm just gonna pretend like I completed the challenge So we're pretending I completed the challenge So now I'm going to open one pack For completing the challenge I'm gonna open an end game Mello pack And I just got, you know what? It was just a Pink Diamond So it's all good If that was a Dark Matter end game I would have cried myself to sleep Cowcorber That's actually pretty dope That definitely would have gone on the squad He's probably a sharp shooter And let's look at the cheat sheet Before we go with two wins now locked in already 24 hour stream is the worst thing that could happen And I'm looking like I might get a cock and ball rating I'm feeling pretty good right now Two wins in already Alright boys I love you Thanks for watching Peace out