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DIRECT TV: "Get Rid Of Cable" - The Full Compilation

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Published on Jun 4, 2014

Each and every stinkin' one of DirectTV's 2012 "Get Rid Of Cable" commercials, including the current one made on Twitter! ☺

Remember, folks:

Don't get bodyslammed by a lowland gorilla.
Don't reenact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen.
Don't become a local fisherman they call "Big Fatty Face."
Don't have your house explode.
Stop taking in stray animals.
Don't have a grandson with a dog collar.
Don't sell your hair to a wig shop.
Don't fall into a dinner party.
Don't wake up in a roadside ditch.
Don't have your dad get punched over a can of soup.
Don't attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shiffley.
Don't drive into a pizzeria that makes great baked ziti.
Don't chase imaginary butterflies and do something highly illegal.

And most important:

Don't get hit by an ice cream truck but then fade away from existence anyways because your parents never ended up doing it!!

Get rid of cable and...well, you know. πŸ˜‰

*All copyrights acknowledged.*

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