What is better than a medieval rap of the dark ages?
Want to sing along to Evelyn's BEE-YOU-TEA-FULL song (even though it has crappy lyrics)?!
Now this is a tale all about how
Everyone's life got flipped, destroyed all around
And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the
Knight of a lord named Frank-Air
In Western Europe, born and raised,
In the walls of the kingdom where I spent
all my chivalry days.
Slicing, chopping, looking so cool
And piercing some fellows
inside of the tournaments
When a couple of knights, they
were up to no chivalry
Started picking on the girls in our home kingdom
I got in one fight and kinda lost a limb
So my lord got scared and said,
"You're moving with Lord Frank in his place called Gaul-air!"
I whistled for a horse and when it came near
the horse had a tail with blood all over the mare
If anything I could say that this horse was good as rare
But I thought nah, I can't leave it, yo homes to Gaul-Air!
I pulled up to a manor at about dawn
And I yelled to the pony, "Yo pone, smell you later!"
Looked at my new kingdom, I was finally there
To sit by my Lord as the Knight of Gaul-Air