 Skin of a rinky doo, I love you I love it if you in the morning and in the afternoon I love it if you in the evening and underneath the moon Skin of a rinky anchor dink, Skin of a rinky doo I love it if you in the morning and in the afternoon I love you in the evening and underneath the moon Skin of a rinky dinky doo, Skin of a rinky doo I love it if you in the evening and underneath the moon Hello everybody, how are you doing? I hope you are doing well, I have a surprise for you today Today we do play the game, double caked up on a Monday I hope you all enjoyed the stream We are going to hang out and doo-de-doo-de Waiting for people to come in Let me make sure I am on live chat so I can see all the messages Messages All the messages Oh nope, I got to grab something else Hang on, mistakes were made Mistakes were made No, I didn't write either Let's do this one Back up, back up Save, now we can play Hey, oh, Tane, how are you doing bro? About to play some bitchy, bitchy, bitchy games This is a new game to me It's a demo, you are at work But hope your day goes well, thanks Tane I thank you for dropping by Even though you are at work I appreciate you mate, I appreciate you If you play the full game after completing the demo It will transfer over, that's good That's good, that's good I have no idea what I am in for This game, Derek said hey check this game out So I checked it out and I was like hold up Hold up, what is this? This would be perfect, perfect for April 1st I am going to go story mode I might do a harder mode when we actually play the full version of the game Vending final briefing As of now, Airborne Squad 7 will exterminate the Alder Nativa's occupying District 3 Their objective is to capture or dispatch men of the Alder Nativa Cods entering atmosphere One minute until threshold Y'all let me know how the sound is I know there is hissing in the background, that's my AC I was not expecting it to open this way What's your shield matter if we can just go around it? I can't, I cannot count high enough How many games start out just like this Did I just fail something important? Oh okay, there she is I am tech Boy this game lose, Gorge is strong attack Oh I can jump, can I double up his butt hole face? Arm just electrocuted Go body frame Uh oh, I do have a dodge Not ball hands Let's join them Let's join them Oh she dead dead You didn't lost a lot of bacon grease Oh shit 10 minutes in, it's already my game of the year The squad is dead The squad is gone Oh no, they did not put a little slit between Oh my god, come on guys Not the new newest accentuation Don't call me tacky We haven't completed our mission We have not Now it's just up to us to see this mission through Understand? I want your sword I want your sword Well he'm not dead Ball hands is not dead, y'all He's not ready? Are you kidding me? Is this like a tutorial boss? Am I supposed to lose? Cause he seems like all the different kinds of boss Oh, that was just two piece Alright, can I get up please? There we go, that's a twofer Oh that booty shot though You fought well, even better than during training You were all together The damage to your body frame is serious We have to find the supply camp Okay, let's go find the supply camp Camp, clamp, camp, whatever Wait Eve, I hear something What the? Oh, was that not the real boss? Cause that was rather easy Are you alright? Hell no, I just got blowed up So about that, that design is wicked To be that bullshit, you can fly too? Ooh, do I get to play a certain now? Let's go Dear friend, it's me you want Okay, oh damn I messed with this game Game is gory as hell Get out of here Stellar Blade Shift up corporation, all rights reserved Nice, nice opening Cool Cool, cool, cool Joining us, I am playing Stellar Blade It's a new souls like, it's like Bayonetta And Devil May Cry, but with pairing And all the kinds of wacky stuff Having a blast so far and it looks great That's a little weeby Make sure to stay cautious Who is this? It's where the offline ATB is I just had to drink black coffee because We ran out of creamer, but I don't mind it It's more along the lines of Shell And Dan Needing cream for their coffee No, get ready I'll be supporting with the drone We get a drone? Hell yeah But I'm playing this game especially for you lazy We'll see why in just a second Just for you lazy What's the crying for? See this is the reason why It's the POV A strange sensation This must be Earth's rain This must be Earth's rain? We have a job to do here Alright, let's do a job then Silent Street The terrain day doesn't change Hold this button to view Alright, we got Taki Taki is the commanding officer of the 7th Airborne Squad They say that in the colonies combat simulations Her speed was unmatched Her name is Taki for a good reason The 7th Airborne Squad gets obliterated by Netibas While entering the Earth's atmosphere However, the mission is still a go Taki finds Eve and intends to regroup with their squad I know you like the ring Yet the Netibas on slot Practically wipes out Taki's squad To make matters worse An unidentified I've said it different Every single time Strikes without warning Leaving both Taki and Eve at death's door In this desperate moment Taki sacrifices herself to save Eve There is still life in the flames of hope Adam Adam and Eve At This is Adam and Eve Adam is a scavenger from Zion He saved Saved Eve's life from an unidentified Netiba Though Eve did not trust him At first, Adam suggests that he and Eve Work together Until they arrive at Eidos 7 Earth has been taken over by the monstrous Species called Netibas All of humankind evacuated to the colonies In space, leaving Earth a desolate wasteland To take back what was theirs The humans decide to wage war against the Netibas However, the onslaught of Netibas Made it practically impossible to even land On the surface One by one, the Airborne Squad members fall But Eve manages to crash land to Earth With the help of her commander, Taki Eve starts pushing onward in an attempt To join her comrades But just before they make it to the rendezvous point Eve and Taki are caught in an explosion Caused by a fallen vessel So this is just what happened in the prologue We don't need to, yeah, we don't need to read that The item that Adam asked for Is in the Hall of Records Go to the Hall of Records by following the drone Controlled by Adam Say Adam one more time Alright, so we got Thornhead Ecological information Thornheads are Netibas With thorny heads and long fragile bodies It is not known if they have organs For seeing or hearing And little has been discovered About their biology It is certain, however, that they attack in small groups Combat information Thornheads are not overly intimidating enemies They can easily be taken down From the front Beholder Beholders are Netibas With gruesomely twisted bodies Sporting a bone saw blade On the one hand Sporting a bone whatever Their shape makes it difficult To distinguish their characteristics However When they stare at you With their beady piercing yellow eye It is easy to see why some of them Why some call them watchers Combat information Beholders attack by slashing with their bone saw blades Stay calm And fight back against them An elite Brute Netiba are clearly adaptable creatures At first it was believed they were simply Quick to mutate However, when the enormous brute ripped open machine Courses to attack them Attach them to their tentacles And draw energy We realize that the Netiba's evolution Potential was limitless I don't have gamer brain So this information is not sticking It's just like the lore And the stuff about the characters Brutes are beasts with superhuman power Be careful Of their aggressive attacks that span Wide areas When a brute is enraged it overloads its machine core Overloaded cores turn bright yellow And cause explosions Brutes explosive attacks Come in a variety of forms Including continuous explosions, shock waves And ground blasts Keep your distance and act fast Manual Basic combat Guard Rush Beta skill Oh L1 Special skills Items Potion Double kick Spider enemies R1 to acquire items Alright, I'm a client-ish Oh, I thought he was either staying there pissing I don't know, we don't have to run that back I don't know, no pass codes I don't know, pass codes Yes, you need the security codes Are you gonna... Alright, coming This is the Legion that was killed In the final war Alright Hey, Zeely, how you going? How you going? So, Roro A We got ourselves a Do you have Idea I like Girl group? No, I was joking Because you know, it's It's this attribute right here That I figured you'd appreciate It's the cake I know you like cake, don't you Everybody likes cake Oops Oh, it's like Roar Got it Super tired, been a long day How was y'all's yesterday? Did y'all do anything? I wonder game, do you Do you have secrets? Do you have secrets? What kind of secrets do you have? Alright, that's everything Ascend! Yeah, relax now Kick back, relax, grab some snacks You know how we do Alright Okay Gotta remember I gotta pick stuff up off of bodies Comps are placed Where you can save your progress and get some rest You can activate them By obtaining bitcoins Found near camps Sit down on the chairs At camps to recover HP And refill the rechargeable tumbler Your stored items will be retrieved With spaces available Some enemies will be revived when resting at camp Okay, so it's a bond bond Use the vending machine at a camp to purchase items You can learn or train skills Through the kiosk Just finishing up at work Then I can head home and veg, awesome How many coins did I have to use to do that? I don't want to rest yet, I think I'm doing well Why not rest for a minute Resting is part of the game Oh, come on dude, I don't want to respawn everything Oh, it's a cinematic Oh, so this is how Adam saved her Okay Snatched that glove off her hand Oh, I like this I like this bike Jet thing What's wrong? For me you're on Oh god, no, it's getting worse and worse here lazy Shell and Dan and Chris All of them are miserable It's not bothering me that much But I can like taste it And smell it It's not cool Whatever, let's go Are you sure you don't want to do any upgrades? Yeah 75 is the next one It's like perfect dodge Okay, it's just like every other skill tree Dodging at the perfect moment Will activate perfect dodge And allow you to avoid danger Of course I kind of like the parrying system though So I don't know how I don't know how much I'm going to use it You can use the action assist function In the story mode while action assist is active Time slows down when an enemy performs a powerful attack And the controls for a counter skill Will be displayed on the screen I'm not really I don't really care, but okay Okay, that wouldn't write That wouldn't write either Alright, cool, okay Two piece, three piece I'm not learning anything What am I supposed to be doing with this thing? Anything? Trying to figure out this game right now That was cool I don't guess I can do anything Right there On the boring side Is right now the only thing I'm enjoying about it is the parry system But hey We'll see To use the current potion To select the desired potion Like this Lingering potion to seriously restores HP We got rechargeable tumbler Instantly restores a lot of health Instantly restores HP Alright, let's go with this one for right now I wish I knew if I was missing something With that car Certainly feels like Uh oh Okay, okay, okay Okay Whatever Hey, that's just like lines of peace With the hanging Oh, I got a special Okay then Enemies maintain their stance with balance Balance is displayed, okay, got you So we have stagger ability You can knock enemies off balance by performing a perfect parry Enemies that are completely off balance become groggy I got you Oh shit, okay, so circle First one I can't Alright, if I miss the first block I can't get the second one The scream woke your dog up Now I'm getting no swag loot from this guy Alright, gear is equipped Sorry, gear is equipment That can improve EVE's combat capabilities You can equip gear and gear sockets To boost your desired combat capability Okay, this is pretty Straightforward stuff You can access gear sockets in the equipment tab By pressing the options button to enter the menu You can collect omni bolts To unlock more slots and equip more gear Hell yeah Used an omni I didn't mean to do that Equipment, gear Combo, attack, enhanced Alright I just got a text from the homie Darren He was like, don't think I mentioned it But if you haven't already Check out the stellar blade demo that just dropped I absolutely loved it Essentially a cross between souls like Version of Mirror I played all the way through The demo and had a blast And then I just got a text from Shell about Cat out or something I think that was a message from a while ago Because she was already eating her rum And when I went in there last time Having problems with my My cell service It's sending a Yeah I'm getting messages late as hell Alright, so we got some kind of like Batman detective vision Going on I told him to come on Okay Now with fusion cells Okay, there we go We're looking for fusion cells Must not have been in that other one It's a high energy compression matter Thanks to that Earth's night isn't dark yet It's the previous generation Of the infinity cell Be sure to cave back It's very valuable Valuable Valuable Yo, let me I guess that's a short cut That's a lot of y'all Yeah, it's a trap Oh, that's a game I'm going this way Oh wait, there's GG's around here So I really just got to like Run around holding an R2 To make sure I don't miss anything Oh shit, you're alive Investigate Ooh, what this is Why is it a naked corpse? Damn, she died Number of beta cores Required for max beta energy Increase 2 Okay, so I need 2 more Alright Whatever you say, dawg What'd I pick up? Also I need to find a comp To rest at Get a new place to rest, please Is this the way to go? There's how it doesn't feel like it Oh wait, wait, wait, wait Get off me, sign Ah, here we go The last words of the hopeless Decades have passed since the appearance of nativus and the evacuation of humankind to the colony What's up, Tim? They say the airborne squad is descending to rescue the remaining humankind But there's no sign We can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore Oh, lord Bulacor with a K B-O-A Beak, beak Beakor I'm trying to find a way to remember it easily I'm gonna do Bulacor is probably the easier way Let's go back down for a second Is that death? Like, I feel like that's death I honestly and truly feel like going down there is death So I'm not gonna mess with that Not right now, even though so far the only when I did fall off something What? Well, yep Uh, this is what metal gear rising are vengeance. You thought it was Uh, Ryden's ass is bigger though Are you sure about that? Uh, Ryden The homie Ryden The homie Ryden that caused the uh, the uproar of the century We got to cross here We got to cross here Yeah Oh, I see it playboy Are we supposed to go down here? Because it sure doesn't feel like It feels like badness if I go down there But, YOLO I can't reach the ladder The water level is too low Are you using the plank? Using what plank? Oh, Lord, we got platforming, y'all Nope Okay, I can swim in this mess Alright What am I supposed to do? Let's dive, see if there's anything down here Worth a shit Oh, there is over here I can't get over there I can't get over here I really can't get over here Great, googly moogly It's hard to control It's like Elden Ring Using the uh I can't get over there Bro, what am I supposed to do here? Use the plank Did I miss a important piece of the puzzle here? What am I supposed to do? Can I push the plank? Ah, yep, I can push the plank Okay, nevermind First things first, dive It takes a long time for that thing to be going underwater Okay, there we go Oh, I could have just come in Ah, whatever Alright, ascend to rate I guess I gotta push this Winner developer is gonna learn that Thank you That swimming in games is not fun What's the matter with you? Bitcoin, activate camp I'll use the shop Nah, I don't need any of that yet Oh, that's why people are saying it's like Why is it P? I'm guessing Whee! Okay What just happened? I don't know, but that guy looks like a problem I was blocking that, thank you Okay, three piece Okay Doing better, doing better What is this? Is this to open up like areas like this or something? Oh, hey big guy Eve is protected by a shield Eve has damage reduction while the shield is active and the damage reduction effect increases as the shield's protection level increases The protection level decreases after each time the shield takes a certain amount of damage Some enemies are also protected by a shield The enemies have damage reduction while shield is active Destroy the shield, stun the enemy, disrupt their skill use, gotcha Okay, that's the two piece Three piece What is this? It's a map A map How do you synchronize the location on the map? How do you synchronize the location on the map? It's the last of us guitar Damn, it even has a piano Are these boxes displayed on the wall storage devices? Sort of They can only store up to one megabyte of data Only one megabyte? Only one megabyte? That ain't even a mobile game Perry's system in this game is amazing I really enjoy that Alright, this looks like the way forward So, I'm going to go back and do a little more Ah, here's a shortcut Shortcut, unlock Game and good cut Oh shit, hahaha This is the B-O-A-K You damn scubby Stick, pass codes Alright, so that's how we Got the creeper Mutated creeper Barnacle Cricket slasher Guardian The enemy Diversity is crazy Alright, I know all this stuff Lament of despair The network has been destroyed I'm completely disconnected from the colony's data link We have nowhere to fall back to Is this something that Tibus is doing? Is the colony safe? What happened to Mother Sphere? I lost track of time Since even that won't automatically correct itself For the sake of my own sanity I must keep track of the calendar by force editing my memory stick Alright Okay Alright That just begun Looking forward to another boss fight I don't know how long this demo is I have no idea We're definitely going to play through it Thought so Advanced polymer I can't do anything, okay cinematic Crack is quite deep, it's going to be difficult to pass The crack is quite deep It's going to be difficult to pass Yellow paint Means go this way So naturally, I'm not going that way There's an enemy I have two skill points, looks like I have two skill points Attack It's the enemy consecutive Triangle, triangle, triangle What about this one? Ambush Executes the enemy from behind can only be used on the enemies of arc in combat Assault Leaps down on the enemy I know that one So all this stuff is already unlocked Rush chain, hold, triangle Charges I like that one But let's go to No, perfect dodge That's locked Makes it easier to use perfect dodge What about Perfect parry Can only be used upon a successful perfect parry After parry, hold Square and triangle Oh wow, that looks kind of cool Beta energy recharge Increases the amount of beta energy recharge With a successful parry Man, what's this makes it easier To use perfect parry? Let's do that Skills can only be learned at comps That sucks all the boot or cheese Okay, no wonder It didn't Tell me That I had skills I could use What do you got for me? Another cell? Or the jiggle physics on this damn ship I need to find more of those to get max health Oh, I didn't want it Come in here yet A supply camp In a place like this Supply camp What's that? It's a depot Set up by the airborne squad who came here before Looks like it's been abandoned for a long time How come they set up a camp In a corner like this Well, the supply camp Also serves as an important base Yeah, keyboards under pay phones Jesus A pay phone children Is a device that used to be on street corners That you could then use to call Because people didn't have cell phones Then I guess this place could be useful For us Okay Supply camps feature more Devices than regular camps You can use the repair console here to enhance weapons Increase the rechargeable tumblr account And upgrade your exo Spines And upgrade Eve's combat capabilities Alright then Oh, thank you Also, you can upgrade your drone Craft nano suits and fast travel to other camps Cool I dig it The bitcoin, alright Activate camp in this piece Throw that change in there Cool Oh look the little Dream catcher Skill settings Let's us be gone Let's just come over here And get this Perfect parry, can I not get this I don't want to select blink Can only be used When an enemy is attempting a fatal attack Dodges and teleports behind the enemy To Attack Stuns the enemy Charges burst energy upon landing Successful attack Okay That's great and all I don't want to train I don't want to do this Continue with the game and buy my other points Select a skill to kiosk to train it You can also try out skills you haven't learned yet Right If you are not used to combat Try increasing your proficiency with various skills through training Okay When an enemy glows blue and attempts a fatal attack Use blink to counter it If the enemy is within the skills range Eve's sword will glow the same color Press forward and circle When Eve's eye I got you Oh, he was just about to do it again I was doing that Right at the end of it I guess Working? Come on, do it again What? You can just walk by I mean, it's no big deal I was doing it Okay, so I gotta wait for the clean Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Do it, Tenpen I know how to do it I just gotta listen for the sound This one, I hate games that force you To get certain skills But I mean, it's whatever Repair console What can we do here? Power enhancement? I got a weapon core, I need more to use that stuff Alright, cool Success Attack power up 40 Cool, fast travel Don't care about that, what's this? Next song, alright I guess rest Damn Minor inputs in this Are difficult, that's why I don't care too much for the platform Hang on, this game looks fantastic I mean, they know what they're doing But this game does look fantastic I'm wrong, I'd have trouble making it out here by myself anyway If you can locate the Hall of Records You'll have done more than enough Listen, don't worry I promise I'll make sure to repay you This reminds me oddly enough This reminds me of a game called Biomutant Um I got bored with that one too So I don't know if I will be buying this one But hell, maybe Ah, we got another boss battle? Yep Oh yeah Come on, vagina face Let's go No shit Different Got a butthole monster Okay Ah Ooh, Hot Wheels tracks Hell yeah So the plants and little birds It looks fun as hell What'd they do Derek? I think I just finished the demo brother Play for an hour Do a good draw It's out to 26 of this month I don't know if I want to pay 70 bucks for it though Well that was fun No, main menu Alright, so what did y'all think? Y'all want to see the whole game? I mean it doesn't come out until the 24th or the 26th Boss challenge has been unlocked That alone might be worth it Like just going through Oh guys, I don't know, what do y'all think? Come on, even y'all out there lurking Tell me what you think You want me to play the whole thing? When it comes out Oh, okay Yeah It's like Bayonetta meets Nier, Automata Just buy it And take it back to GameStop It's cool, I like it It's like Bayonetta meets Sekiro meets That kind of thing Devil May Cry Very much that Nier, Automata, all that stuff But this boss rush thing is rad I got some kind of Wait, is this a whole different boss? Play it Alright, he's hiding He's going to hit me with his big PP Oh, him got Him got a chainsaw on it Okay, that was not Oh, you got perfect I mean, perfect dodge Okay, I don't know what those moves are They didn't train me for that Can I get up, please? Okay, well, 22 piece Alright, so it's definitely It's definitely going to be That's what I call My bones in my truck The brandy heart In this boss And I got all different kinds of accoutrements I got all different kinds of What should I call it Special abilities and what not What? I'm blocking What? Can I, please? Thank you It's supposed to do with that purple attack Yeah, they need to make a TV show about Alaska Jones Alright, this is the last time I'm fighting this guy Because it didn't train me how to use some of this I don't know what to do to the Can I hurt, can I get up, please? I'll get to work writing the strips, go for it Hey, that's what we should call your book Their moves were Okay, I'm going to jump on The Elven Ring, y'all let me know what you want me to do Down there in the Clementes But until then Bye bye, FaceMeat End of the rotation FaceMeat, we back I am here, I've come back for you Fuck, is that noise? That was me singing She definitely caked up, yeah First time seeing gameplay of this game Actually, is it good? Oh, hell yeah, I'm having a blast, man I already beat the demo This is just the boss rush There's a move in here they don't train you for They don't tell you how to How to block it or dodge it And I'm currently kind of What's her name asking for, friend? Her name is E And her homie's name is Adam It's whatever It's caked up, it's getting Sure you are Active I tried that, I've tried that multiple times It said no sir, that too, I don't know That's the four piece And that's some bullshit, I thought I had it We're learning, I still don't know about that poopoo move Yeah, the purple move Hey Brian, how you doing brother? I wish I knew what to do with those purple moves though Let's see if I can, after a Successful Perry triangle All right You're that green swamp monster from last Pete, definitely, definitely So how you doing other than the bad weather So you can challenge the boss again and return to the main menu That's, okay, so I can just run through when I buy the full game I can just do boss rush That is fucking awesome Okay, this game has sold me And not just on the booty meat The game has sold me It won't let me pick everything up Oh, that's what you did wrong last time Yeah, I forgot it's a QTE In this game But uh, yeah That's hella tight, I like that I like this game a lot So I gotta save up my pennies for the end of the month It comes out, I believe on the 20 25th Pre-order cosmetic items Get early access to the items if you order Within the pre-order period Pre-order ends on April 25th Imagine the full version Yeah, right, you just go through all the bosses That's gonna be awesome I wish Dark Souls and all that stuff would do that kind of thing This game is great I mean, it seems kind of like a mean game Because of the booty meat There's also a skin suit That you can unlock That makes her look butt booty naked So, I mean, it's whatever I don't know if this game's gonna get demonetized Or what, but I mean, yeah, I'm down for it And it's a PlayStation exclusive from what I understand Yeah, okay Sekiro has a boss rush mode I did not know that What's wrong with the cake? Nothing wrong with it, but when you see a game like this It's like a mobile game Or it's like a mean game It's not like a serious game But with this one, this is dead serious I had a lot of fun playing The gameplay is Challenging, accessible It's good, it's nowhere near as hard As like Dark Souls and all that stuff It's more probably the difficulty Of like Armored Core or whatever Or Bayonetta, or any of those other games That I mentioned this is like Devil May Cry, like you could probably make it Super, super hard, but Because there's different ones Hang on, well, there we go I'm not saying that's I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it What I'm saying is when you see a game that looks like this It's usually a piece of shit Because they put all of their effort into making You know, the characters look Bouncy, jiggly whatnot There's nothing wrong with it, that's not what I'm saying I'm saying usually when you see a game like this It's not to be taken seriously And this game Is really fucking good So yeah, let's see here What else can we play I've been meaning to try this I don't know how long I'm gonna go today We got Outer Worlds I can go back to Elden Ring, but I think you're all tired of seeing me play Elden Ring What else I got downloaded Ooh, Blasphemous 2 What's the creepy nun face That's a A nun masker Yeah, it might have to some people, but I don't give a shit Hey, I don't give a shit either, man I'm glad they came out with a demo So we could play it Yeah I got Sekiro on here, too Bro, play nun masker? Alright, let's ride Let's ride Have you played the Silent Hill demo? I didn't like it at all I really, really did not like it It was just the same thing over and over and over again Alright, nun masker coming in hot How is nun masker not jumping at you? What do you mean? I gotta go down here to accept Scariest game I've played since Loud equals scary Play alone in the dark Can't do that, people gotta watch me Play as if your life is actually at stake No more than once per day Be careful in events Good luck, your friend's a public combo Let's go get masquerade by some nuns Interesting rules, yeah Considering this is a pixel game Please adjust tracking For best picture quality Thank you Like an old VHS tape Remember Rule 4, the only one that matters Yes, thank you Goddamn, this is loud This is by Lum Jump scares, none static Sensitivity Yo, wait, who was cooking that up and right? Yeah, exactly Even this Changed the video style You want me to turn the PSX Or VHS, which one you all want VHS, R1 is the peak Yeah, VHS, I think VHS is the best Yeah Why not your playing on a CRT? So it's a clearer display basically So do you want CRT? Nun volume all the way up Why do I feel like that's going to be an issue? Jump scares, none static Let's see how annoying It is Alright, I got you Out equal scary, have her at max That's default Select scenario, randomized item locations Hell nah No medium right at first Just to see how they want us to play I believe middle is default Actually, but maximum works well for me Let's play the intro I guess The shadow is from you I'm in a bathtub I'm finna get merked in a bathtub Like what do I do? I can turn, bruh I'm Linda Blair in the Exorcist I can turn my head 360 degrees Intro you just walk But yeah, I don't even know how to get out of the I'm enjoying a nice bath Excuse me? Bro, how? I'm literally pressing every button Get out of the bathtub None gets you I can't do none I can't do none Oh, R2 Do I got dribbly man meat? I ain't got no man meat I'm just a head hovering I can't go in Why can't I go in? I don't need to go in here She will emerge from the Oh, look Jesus Is that a flash or light? Damn, Mrs. McDonald I hope there's a letter to find you out Your child is sick and needs your immediate attention What the fuck face Taco Bell Jesus What the hell just happened? Letter Yo, can I And need your immediate attention We would normally handle this matter But the situation is urgent As we do not have telephones certified Need to appear in person In the peace of Christ Mother Apollonia How do I put you away? Okay? Alright, let's go Bro, how did we even get up here cause This is a whole ass Ford LTD station wagon With wood panels How did we even get up here? It's got front wheel drive And it's been What? That's the whole thing You can't even go the way we came in Oh, I jumped over it How the hell did my car get up here? Did I fall? Oh lord, I fell Run up the mountain She will throw boulders down there I hope not What kind of nun is this? It can just throw boulders What the fuck is going on? Bro, I don't wanna do this Bro, I can't get this off my screen To save my life It says exit options But she's kinda strong You'll see Is she literally gonna throw a boulder on my head? Is that why you said the intro is just walking? Listen Listen, what's the run button? Run, L2, thank you Nah, I didn't mean to do that I did not mean to- I'm sorry Just if you're too slow though Okay Sorry, we gotta start over again Hopefully it picks up where we left off Come on, continue button Just skip the intro But I wanna see what happens You must stay hidden and out of sight Anyways, what y'all been up to? What y'all been playing, reading, watching? What y'all been doing? AMA, while we're waiting for the prompt To pop up Just skip the intro Cuz I wanna see what you're talking about I wanna see the boulders Nothing you just walked that mountain, really? Man Speedrun, go, go, I would love to speedrun But you gotta wait for the damn Header Yeah, yeah, I know percent of five I haven't played it, I'm not a I don't like too many RPGs like that, but I mean, I definitely try it It's on the- The PlayStation Premium So I can play it for free And I wish I could play this on computer Because, holy shit, this is The sensitivity of the stick That's what she said Is your first RPG, love it though? I'm reading the new Ty Hutchinson Where he keeps running up seven flights of stairs To the seventh foot What? Like is that the whole game? Is that what you're talking about? Oh, it only gives you a trial? I could have swore it was there Speedrun, stamina I'm bringing the letter This is post office general Coming to deliver mail to Nanny Excuse me I'm looking for Mrs. Damn Business I miss a Mrs. Nanny a damn business Pretty sure it's a trial I know it was on PlayStation Premium For a second though Watch out for the boulders Alright, I'll try We just move forward And um, Matt I'm requesting the presence Of Mrs. Damn Business First name Nanny Uh-oh, uh-oh Who that is? You finna throw a boulder at me Oh shit, did you just commit swish-swish-slash? Bruh, where'd you go? Hey there Where did you go? From where'd you go? Where'd you come from? Okay, I gotta jump over these rocks Okay, jumping is a thing That must happen Also, there are dogs with rabies in this forest Good God Fountain, two days I know him doing it I know it, that looks like death Whoa, whoa, whoa, a nun master After Easter Boulders and rabbit dog Pick me up and throw me down the hole I gotta halo jump up this bit I'm up here Range 2 had a glitch Where you could just run up a mountain All you had to do was look down Literally, that's all you had to do was look down And you could just run up The side of a mountain And there, only if you're too slow Other one I kinda wanna get hit by a boulder now Not gonna lie It's another car, bro Bro, let me get out of here It's a whole A OJ OJ, come out, they're not looking for you no more OJ Mr. Simpson Get the fuck Out of the car Why did you play the intro? Because I wanna see the game That joke is from the older viewers Yes, definitely John Goldman and Nicole wanna talk to you OJ We're having a whole ass seance Oh, there he is again Don't throw boulders at people You just dipped out through the ground You're the mole mother fucker Alright, here we go Jumping, jumping Oh, it's a cross I'm allergic to crosses Damn it, oh, a wheelchair Okay, so The only way I'm not allergic to crosses Is if there's a wheelchair involved Oh Okay I keep getting stuck I'm just gonna jump along I keep getting stuck on things Let me get my stamina back Suddenly it's Dark Souls Imagine being the Amazon delivery guy I have come to this place To be like they do out here and you could not find Residents You're shut out of luck You're never getting your package, fuck off Literally how it feels around here Amazon Hey, y'all fools got a rain camera or something Because I don't think I can get up here Can I? I can I can just rage Oh, that's a whole fucking crib Yo Yo Is this one of them Monistals Then monaharys What do they call them? Monicles What do they call them? Y'all help me out Monasteries Who put this big ass up at the top of this mountain? This roof Finally I gotta find a way in first Don't finally leave me yet There weren't no rabbit dogs There weren't no boulders I wanna turn the volume down Of course Alright, let's go down to 75% I don't see near door Near where Where is it gonna be No, right there Just go inside Right Where is for the door This rain is calming as hell though That's death None of these are doors I guess I'm going all the way around the damn building This is exciting For the first time I think I should have listened to acting What's up, it's the homie in the distance See him? Or is that just a bush Bushie All this could be avoided if you skip the intro I'm sorry I was interested, I found it See Y'all had no faith in me, but I found it I bought Oh, I did Uh oh, loading screen Dear Miss McDonald Why is this nun out here merkin, folks Congrats on running your first 5k Was it worth it? It was hella worth it Just to see you Just to see you going You shouldn't have done this Mistakes were made Flash him light No, but I got a zoom feature Alright, let's go one floor at a time Hello Oh, we got something Now time for Dear diary Mommy dropped me off At my new school I'm going to miss my old friend I brought Bongo with me though We have a teacher named sister Euphemia She has an assistant named sister Odelia They're teaching us all about the saints And what wonderful lives they live You know, you have to be martyred To be a saint So, they did Today we learned about Saint Lucy Her eyes were put on a plate And she became a martyr That's a weird word Sister Euphemia Said that her love for God Saved her from the evil Romans That tried to hurt her Sister Rose said that mother Apollonia Is going to take care of us Okay Hide So it's square to hide Alright, exit Square to hide We're going to make sure all these doors are open I found something We're going to figure out the hide mechanic Can I watch some I need a tape Can I watch some dirty movies Alright, is this going to glow I guess it'll glow If there's something in there You won't need to hide under a bed like ever I don't trust you active I actively don't trust you So of course I'm going to try at least once It's a dookie room It's a dookie room Ew, I can Oh, here we go There's no running water But there's an item in here A rock Does the water work? I guess not I can confirm Y'all ever hear the Okay, so I don't know how to set up this joke But it's one of my favorite ones So you have a barbarian in a wizard And They go up to Two individuals blocking a gate One of them says One of us only lies And one of us only tells the truth So the wizard's like Let me see And the barbarian takes his axe And kills one of the guys And then the barbarian turns As the wizard's freaking out The barbarian turns to the one that's still alive And said, he dead? The guy watching the door says I love that fucking joke I didn't tell her very well Oh, I'm dead I'm stuck You died, trophy-earned Hell yeah Susie the spear hunter Charlotte Jayfine Warlocks Make that detect sound One of these people, I guess Nun masque He really sent me back to the Beginning So I guess, Active, you'd be really mad right now If I were to like play the intro again Can we please just Skip all this? Play as if your life is at stake, yes Nun masque Skip the intro, please He had to be nice about it So where the hell am I supposed to go If one of the areas is Okay, I'm sorry I thought maybe I could I thought maybe I could jump it You gonna kill me again? It's gonna make me sit here Every single time God damn it Get a plank, keep all your character on me again God damn it That was perfect Oh, shut up Yes, I know Let's keep going You thought maybe what I thought maybe I could jump over the barbed wire I'm sorry Nun moves and reacts at a normal speed Rocks usually distract the Nun Run around the dark What? Radar Do what? I'm gonna go get in this but I wasn't trying to I was trying to jump over it Y'all got me fucked up This is a letter Letter, no hiding There's nothing in here Alright, we good Who is Bongo? I'm not sure who Bongo is There's another door How do I pull out my lighter? Hang on, did I drop everything? I did drop everything I believe Z I don't have Z I'm terrified right now I've never heard that sound Playing this game That's wonderful I love everything about that I tell you what Let's close that right there It's probably the dogs that are incoming Oh my, okay, we're not going in there Nope, I'm not chasing the little man Through a, no Fuck Weeman, how you doing? Oh, there was something in here I thought they'd glow if I got another rock I got mad rocks, yo We got crawl spaces And we got radar I can't carry anymore items Alright, we'll go in there in a second I'm guessing I have to find A hammer To get that open Oh, she left me all my items Be careful in the vents I haven't heard screams like that since the last time I went to Chipotle I guess I gotta find the bathroom on the other floor Is this That's a place I don't want to be Plank is still there, that's good I'm hearing all different kinds of noises I don't want to hear Careful in the vents Oh, we got another rock Alright, so we only have To call the way off That's locked I just ran, bruh It's locked, all these doors are locked Yeah, that's locked too Yeah, pause screen, I kind of I kind of figured that when I saw it It's still kind of Yeah, it's like the radar Still moving I gotta get a screwdriver Or something for that I'm going down to the belly meat of death Yep, can't pass with the fan on Okay, understood She's behind me She's behind me Or she was anyway Be careful in the vents I found a room I found the weirdest room I've ever seen in my life Mannequin arm is sharp Can't carry anymore Is this for the fan? I don't think she's anywhere around Famous last words Uh Turn into the fan, alright That's the way I went to get the arm That's a dead end Found a paperclip Boy, the sound design in this room Is pretty fucking good You're supposed to Hang on, we're waiting Alright, let's go back Let's see if I can use this paperclip on anything Medical? That's another Wait, wait, wait, wait Electrical box Need something to cut it Nope, nevermind Did I not pick up the I didn't pick up the paperclip And now I can't remember where the hell it is Shit Probably for the fan This place is abandoned But it was never pretty You left your kid at that school, right? Wait, I did get the paperclip What the fuck is my paperclip? Oh, paperclips, well, okay Alright, nevermind She's behind me Down here, oh, here she comes, here she comes Alright, alright, alright We're good, we're good, we're good We're good, we're good, we're good She's not coming for that booty meat right now It's currency In game, you can probably use Them to What? I know how to help, we're still okay But we're still okay for now Nothing works Maybe it's for the locked doors Need something to remove it Anything that even suggests Oh, let's see here Need a screwdriver So I am officially stumped Don't know what to use these Must be something behind it She down here I should have just kept going up It's whisper in Imagine if you had your volume at 100% Dude, I'd literally be deaf Mannequin organ E-screens are louder Well, I know where this is I don't know what to do with it But hello This is new, maybe I don't know where I don't know really Which floor she's on Okay, there's the gate Fourth floor Oh my lord Oh my lanta Dear diary, I need to pee really bad In class, but mother Apollonia wouldn't listen I couldn't hold it So I tried to pee a little at my desk And out everybody laughed at me I had to clean it up And walk around in my underwear the rest of the day The other kids calling me P-pants now I'm never going to have friends I'm trying, I'm trying I'm trying to pray more If Jesus is watching me But I feel so alone I don't know what to write So that's the end for now Sweet jumping Jesuits Can it be something important Bandages For a patient Well yeah, duh It is satisfying The dogs with rabies always let her know your location I figured I figured your rabbit dogs would do such a thing They ain't the homie for real But she don't give no fucks about up here She really don't She must be tooling around downstairs And this one goes Up to the gate, right? Yeah Alright, down we go Checking out third floor again Dead and my ears is broke My ears is broke Yeah, don't ever cross no fingers for me Ever again, my dude My ears is broke Anyways, I gotta go Because I have to go feed my family So anyways I hope you guys Have a fantastic rest of the day I will be back tomorrow I will be streaming out in chat I'm not gonna be playing any more games this week Until Thursday But we will be streaming Tuesday and Wednesday Alright? That's loud for you guys too Alright, hang on, there you go I turned it down That sucks Anyways, bye active, bye Brian, bye lazy And anyone else who might be out there lurking Zeely, all y'all Love you But until next time I have an EU