 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we are playing some GTA 5 Chaos Mod and we're gonna try and do a full heist again. I don't know why I hate myself, probably because of the way I am as a person. Anyway, let's get started. What's going on there? Wait, what is going on there? There's some rent- oh. And I'll have time to digest it now that the game speed slowed down. You better get on it! Oof! The protagonist from Super Hodge's rolls on through and takes him out, speeds off. Ah, job well done. I didn't kill them at all. That man is gonna die. Okay, maybe not well, but a job done. Oh, don't- sorry, sorry, I'm playing GTA 2 and I'm not used to the controls. Is it here? Is this where I have to be? How can I find where the mission marker is if I'm in this camera? Do I have to go inside? Where is the door? Am I in the mission? It looks like I'm in the mission on the map, but... Wait, why is there a scooter in here? Oh wait, it just spawned, okay. I'll take one scooter, please. Thank you very much. Where are they? Are they upstairs? Poor boy. Jesus, I can see why you need to do a heist now. He just lost all our money. I'm gonna try and get out of doing this heist for the FIB by pleading insanity. Just arriving on a moped on the second floor. Alright, are you in here? Come on, dude. Where are you? Ah, here we are. Okay, I found the Blair Witch. World doesn't need any more sarcasm. It's the blight of the age. Oh, very dramatic scene all of a sudden. Just see what's replaced your heart! Rip it open! Wait, who is he? What? Oh, he's tired. I thought he was doing push-ups or something. I was confused by the cutscene. He's got to stare at the wall. He's having his turn at being the Blair Witch. I wonder who will get the part? Big one, nerve gas. Oh, he's gone now. I think Michael gets it. Chopper alone will set you back a couple of mil. Oh, no worries there. Trevor here, he just... It's like he tried to act cool and slipped. Where's he going now? He's just walking off, walking on sunshine. Poor Michael, he's so tired. He can't even stay awake during a cutscene. I can't relate to Michael, honestly. Now you tell him that we're driving towards Polito Bay. Get in the car! Sorry. Get in the car. Get... Get in the car. Get in the fucking car! God, I'm so tired. Wait for Trevor on fucking 0.2 game speed. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. I'm tired, I said. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Why do I have no tires and why is it chrome? You know what? The less questions the better. Can we get a taxi? Because this is going to take me hours. Even navigating the phone is slow. I'm really sorry. I don't have any free cars right now. I'll call with Lester. I couldn't get a cab so he's calling Lester. Lester, I need a cab. Can you hack me one? I'll get on a bus. How come he can get public transport but I can't? Now I gotta drive 3.5 miles while chaos follows me. I can't even fucking drive because of the state of my car. Who is shooting at me? Why is this person... Oh, it's all pens drive by player. Great. And my car isn't working. Okay, fantastic. We have to take that car. Are you serious? It's destroyed. Oh, never mind. It's on fire now. That's much better. At least we're warm. Wouldn't want to be getting cold in the desert. I've been thinking about you, Trevor. The little minions. I need to go in first person for this. Can't even see them. Come on, son. Let's go rob a bank together. What was that? Oh, it's mercenaries. Jesus Christ. Are you out here? You're wasting bullets. I'm a seven-year-old driving a car that's on fire. It's only a matter of time before I die. Well, there's the boss Lester's on. Let's try and beat him there, I guess. What the hell was that? Oh my God, there's a blackout in the tunnel. Jesus Christ. All vehicles are invulnerable. But like mine is destroyed to begin with. This doesn't seem fair. All right, I can use that fire again. It's snowing in the desert. Fuck you, Michael. Say it again. What was that? I think that was Peds insurance fraud. All right, we're finally here. Trevor, let's just take it easy. Just do what the boss says, okay? All right, Chimp, you call the shots. And we just monkey see monkey too. Wait, what? Hold on. The chimp's gonna be angry if you keep throwing things. No, Chimp, watch out. Oh, that was too close. It was shooting animals. Okay, a bus full of clowns just arrived. Shall we? Did I just die in a fucking cutscene? Get in the car. No, why would you do this to me? I'm already old. I had gone four miles of torture. On no tires. I was down to the rim, so I drove four miles. At least he killed me quick that time. He just put me out of my misery. The last one fell like death by a thousand cuts. I even got to a cutscene, and it still didn't give me a checkpoint because I died in the cutscene. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay, you know what? I'll see you there, folks. I'll see you in a bit. Oh my God, my chimp is dead. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, he gets so close every time. It's dry out here. It's dry out here. Meanwhile, it's a literal storm. Drive us to the bank. Oh. I think we could use that dump truck in the heist, couldn't we? Take that, chimp. You're out of the heist. I'm taking your cut. Yeah, especially when we're driving through someone's yard and smashing fences. Oh, for fuck's sake. We're really incognito here, aren't we? Whoa, what the hell? What the? What was that? That was fucking terrifying. I was just enjoying the cut scene for once. Nothing was happening. I looked to my right and I get some weird Lester Michael hybrid. I really don't want to drive a motorbike in a storm with a cinematic cam. I'm racing. Great, we're racing now. I can't see anything. This is fucking off. Great, need for speed. I have to maintain a certain speed or the bomb on my bike blows up. It's like that movie with the bus that couldn't slow down or blow up. You know that? What's it called? It had to maintain a certain speed the whole time. The bus that could never slow down. Hey, wheelchair or not? What? Lester died. What happened to him? Could his body not contain the Michael Lester hybrid and he just imploded? Can this cinematic cam end? I can't see a thing. I'm tailgating a little bit. I hope he doesn't break. Check me. I'm right on him. Honestly guys, should we really be doing this heist when it's raining money? Wait, I think I know a shortcut back. One hit KO when I'm driving in the woods on a bike. Thanks a lot. Oh Michael, watch out. Jesus, where are you going? All right, here it is. My little shortcut will follow the rails to Trevor's. Wait, ramp jump. Oh my God. I wonder if I try and block a train. All right, Michael might win the race, but I want to do an experiment here. I hope the train comes in time. I think I hear it. Yep. All right. This could be bad. Oh my God. What's going to happen? That was the most anticlimactic thing I've ever seen in my life. Can I just switch to Michael? No? Okay, because I think he's pretty much home already. I took a long time. My shortcut was not a shortcut in the end. Not for fix. They talk about gloating, Michael. He's setting off hundreds of fireworks to celebrate his victory. I didn't know it was that important. Freaking showboater, dude. I hate you. Randomize player clothes. Is that working cutscenes? I'll get the equipment together. Oh yeah, it works in the cutscenes. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh my God. All right. That's a hell of a cutscene. You can see it on my face. It's just all red. That is so much red. What? Oh, and now he's on fire. It's been a hell of a day for Trevor. Michael, what is that sound? I swear I just heard him melting or something. Okay. All right. Nothing a few plasters didn't fix. All good. All good. Where is my... Do I not have a radar or something? Why can't I see anything? Why is there no missions? Did I not technically pass the mission? I would appear to be stuck. I can't do anything. I can't take out my weapon. Everyone's just spinning. There's nothing I can do. Move, or I will get out and make you goddamn move. Please do. I'm stuck. No, please just kill me or something. This is torture. Okay, yes. One hit kill actually helped me for a change. The paramedics took me out of all people. I have no idea why. Unfortunately, it has not fixed it. Jimmy, put me down. Look, I'm spawn killing me. Perfect sake. All right. I'm going to have to load game. I'm completely stuck. I'll just join the mission, skip through it, and I'll be right back. Jesus, what took you so long? It's a long story, but I'm here. All right. Yeah, that's it. Get it all out. All out. Yeah. Plenty more chaos to come. There we go. So I pretty much completed the setup last time, except I didn't get to vomit at the end. I understand now. I wonder if I'd walked all the way back here to vomit. No, it probably wouldn't work. Oh, thank God. It finally does something in my favor. I need to steal the military hardware, and I'm invincible. Fantastic. For once, I get something good. Oh, that was just a civilian in my back. Oh my God, there's an army behind here. I'm invincible, guys. You're honestly better off just walking away. Oh, I'm also a minion. I'm just here on behalf of the boss and civilians are on my side by the looks of it. That one just knocked him down. Oh my God, I'm wearing my dad's overcoat. So we did it. We? I guess you and me. Okay, great. Now we're on to the heist. I could have stayed my ass in Los Santos. Hello, Franklin. What's up? Just a moment of cheer amongst all the chaos. What about me? You'll be waiting to handle and get away. I don't think you're the biggest concern right now, Franklin. Sorry. Oh wait, there's Michael. Okay, Michael's okay at least. Oh God, Gustavo's mangled. Did you see him on the floor just in a ball? Well, that's a quick fail. Oh my God, and we've got a bomb fitted to the van just for extra motivation in case we weren't motivated enough. You're ready? Let's go. I mean, I guess I'm ready. I don't know. I don't know what's coming. So I'm a little bit scared, if I'm honest. I don't know if this is a good idea, but all the bodies are floating straight to heaven. So that's a good sign. Hands in the air. Hands in the air. Hands in the air. He's saying as I've killed all of them. I've never done this before. They're complaining that we don't have hostages and the cops are going to storm us. This dead body is floating all over the bank. They don't see this as alarming. Wait, there's a dump truck on the roof. That's just a distraction, you know. It's like a magician just taking their attention away. We'll talk like gentlemen. I got bad news for you on that one. All the hostages are dead and I don't even know why. Oh God. Oh Jesus. Good thing we loaded up our guns with cats. Why did it have to be a minigun full of cats? Jesus Christ, the amount of them. Get them boys. The cats just sick of them. Oh, yeah, I probably should have known that was going to crash my game. I don't know why I insisted on shooting thousands of cats at them. Okay, let's try this again without cats. You know what? Bullets are already more effective, shockingly enough. Oh, wait. Okay, all the vehicles just, oh great. Perfect sake. I would have rather kept a minigun. Now we're on even playing fields and they're going to keep ragdolling me everywhere. Effect sake. Why? Stop it. They're going to kill me with these things. Yeah, tell me about it. They have ray guns. How good can your luck be in that little God zombies box, huh? Wait, what? Why you, Michael died? Oh, Michael's back there. How did he die? Why didn't he just follow me? Okay, probably better off. Back to miniguns. Jesus, scared the life out of me. Where did that come from? Gotta say, this is probably one of the hardest types I've tried with this mod, but it is being kind of helpful sometimes. Like super hot right now is pretty damn good. Why do I ever speak ever? Hold on. Maybe I can rage my way out of this. Nope, I'll just fall flat on my face. At least I had a parachute, I guess. I can use it, but it made me feel better. I didn't tense up and the landing didn't hurt as much. Why are you taking off the parachute? Is that what matters right now? What, is it weighing you down? Or army! Oh, for fexing not now, I'm busy. I'm doing something. Come on, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. Why is this the slowest one ever? Okay, I'll be right with you. I'm just playing a minigame on my phone. Swap to Franklin. All right, you guys have fun over there. The army is just flying away. Luckily, this thing seems to be too heavy even for doomsday to affect. Oh, Jesus, what was that? Oh, you gotta be shitting me, Jesus Christ. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, good, it's gone. Out of sight, out of mind. I hope I don't run down my teammates. I can't see anything. There's a ride! Okay, good, I made it. I would assume. Not a great cutscene, really. Sets the tone. Spawn UFO? Is that... Oh, God, I don't even want to look for it. The army are chasing me. Oh, God, I can't see. There's a blackout. Let's hop the train! Are we even able to hop with these suits on? Oh, God! Oh, Jesus, I ran into a train. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. There we go. There you go. Lovely, lovely. Is that the end of the heist? Please tell me I made it. Why is the train stopped? What? Oh, okay, we're just... We're here? Who are you? Oh, you're the FIP guy. Okay. You're gonna be disappointed, huh? No, no, please. That's fake, right? Please. Okay. They're so convincing. It's really frustrating. Hans will get in touch with you once Operation Save the World's a go. Operation Save the World? Really? A bit fully yourselves? Oh, that's Heist Pass, so thank God. Jesus, that was difficult. So many fails. Okay, that's it. If you want to see more, do let me know. I'm happy to do it despite the mental trauma it puts me through. I do genuinely enjoy it. It's a nice little twist. Thank you so much for watching. If you're new, please do subscribe. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.