 Du-du-du-du-du-gu-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-dum Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du It was a cold and rainy day in Fantasyland, and there I was, minding my own business by the campfire when Out of the Blue this villager dude comes up to me and asks, Hey, you're a hero, aren't you? Like a liar, I respond it, Yes, of course I am! And this villager tells me of a predicament he's having where he'd like to get from one end of the town to the other. night is dark and full of terror so he wants me to go with him because of all the people sitting at this campfire at the twink with the short sword was the optimal bodyguard. It is the fourteenth day of the fourteenth month of the fourteenth year inside of the city of Athens in the barraming of Kulia within the kingdom of Dupont.