 Hi guys, and welcome to the Christmas Eve vlog, the infamous Christmas Eve vlog that, I wasn't here last year, but I'm here this year, which I'm really excited about, not gonna lie. Tonight is when Brock and Steph and the kids, even though they're not all kids anymore, but I just say that because I still feel like a kid. They all come over, we play three games, and we eat a ton, and just our annual get together. Unfortunately, Wendy is not here. Hosts hand, Sherry was texting her earlier. Now Sherry's emptying my trash can. Thanks, Sherry. I wanted to show you guys everything that we had before they got here. They're gonna be here pretty soon, so it's gonna be so fun, and I'm just super excited. It's one of my favorite times of the year, favorite days of the year, actually. It's just so fun. Starting off, we have the infamous ball game. So we have the ball, we have the dice are in a drawer, we have the glasses, and we have the mittens. And over here is all of our game gifts, pretty much. We have food galore, so we have candy canes, cookies. I love how I start off with dessert. Then we have bread for the spinach dip. This is, well, the spinach dip's not there. I think Sherry's gonna put it out when everyone gets here. More Christmas cookies, decorated, and this is for the cheese, and we're gonna have fondue, I think. This is probably for chips or whatever, and as you can see, Valerie has notes here. We have the fondue thing. What is this even called, Sherry? Fondue pot, we're having cheese fondue, and here's the bread. I smelled that this morning, it smelled so good. Plates here are forks, and then this is for the dip, more dip that we have, because Valerie's making her chip and dip, and we have more bowls here, and we have our chips. Oh, and it looks like we have more bread over there. A special treat, Valerie's making a punch, which I don't really know what inspired her to do this, but she was like, let's have punch. So she's gonna make some punch, which I'm hoping I can get some footage of, and then we have these really, really tiny glasses. I don't know if you can tell how tiny they are on camera. So this is the tiny glasses that we have. I don't really know what the punch is called, but I'll show you guys the punch when she makes it. Sherry is getting her dip out. I am, I am like ready here. Sherry's starving. She hasn't eaten since, I don't know when. It's really funny that Valerie put these little notes here telling what everything is. That looks so good. That looks so good. That looks so good. Oh. All right, so the first bunch are here, Steph, Deegan, Brock, and obviously Sherry and Valerie, but we're all getting ready for the little party. Valerie is officially making the punch. When your aunt has your post notifications on, true fan. Valerie has frozen water in a Buckeye cup. Oh, look at that big. It's a high price education in the West. Oh yeah, see, here's what you can do if you continue on. So this is a Christmas punch. This is what it looks like. You're supposed to add a line for decorative effect, which we have. Valerie is getting all the fondue, ready? There's the cheese fondue. Lauren got us this. Lindor. Oh my gosh, wait, these are my favorite. I love Lindor. She probably knew this, she probably saw on those. I don't know. And we have a few different things this time. You've already seen one different thing, the traditional Christmas wine punch. We also have a cheese fondue tonight. And Sherry's world famous spinach dip has arrived. And the spinach dip and the French onion dip are going to be a better than ever been because we made them last night. So they've set a huge difference. Oh, by the way, Bailey and Lauren got here. This is what the final thing looks like. A little spread here, crackers, meat, cheese, Sherry's dip. The famous Aunt Steph Rice Krispie treats, they're the best. Then we have sandwiches, are you okay? We have some sandwiches, veggie plate, fondue, chips over here. Well then I won't put it in the video. I'll lie and be like, it's great. So Steph made her famous Rice Krispie treats and. You're just like all your members. Bailey's being all funny over here and I'm not even catching it. Oh man, she brings up the whole bottle. Valerie, we're gonna get lit. I'm just kidding. No, I would not be. Oh. Lauren's just starting another one. And I don't think so. I don't think I'm gonna finish my drink quite yet. We have a minor issue of alcohol being on the table instead of presents. Can we play one round of gift game? Well, we need to clear, what Perry's saying, we need to clear this. Oh, the empty glasses need to be clear. You're gonna try to clear mine. No, Valerie, you can drink your drink. Oh, there's only one that's empty, it's in the middle of the table. The little one is empty. But I don't know whose these are. I apologize, I didn't get gifts for all of you, but I had one very special gift that I had to get for someone here. Harry. Open this. Harry is the chosen child of Christmas. I apologize for my side commentary and my laughter. I don't know. You can have it twice. Yeah. Oh. You gotta hold it up there for it. Hold it up so I can see it. And dig in is like a little horrible. Perry's number one. I'm choosing a two-parter. You can tell that kid isn't adorable. The brain drains. A screen cleaning kit. I actually like these gifts. That is so good. These are good guide gifts. Those are good guide gifts. This is messy. Well, you can guide yourself on it. It's a turkey baster? Oh my gosh, it's a toilet brush cleaner. Oh my gosh, I love it. I love it, I see it. It's Donald Trump. Oh my gosh. Close up, close up. This way. Where's the phone? It's from me. Yeah. Look at this. Look at how the screen is clean. It's so funny. Oh, it's poopy-ree. It's to go with the toilet cleaner. There's a theme. There's a little theme going on. Can't go two hours about, about moving. I know right, dad. Dude, look how long it's taking. Now let's talk about it. I was going to say. All right, do we have to tie our legs again? Like a three-legged race? No. I love you guys. Do not pick this one. That's actually my gift. Steal from somebody. Whatever you guys do later, is up to you. In the game. I actually like it, so I'm not telling you to do it. Look how enticing this could be. Yeah. There you go. Oh no. That looks like soap. So I'm going to go with this one. I just want to be more surprised. Another bathroom item. Yeah. I'm just going to say. Soon it's going to be toilet paper. I believe those games are supposed to be played in the bathroom. That's awesome. We're bathrooms. Oh my gosh, underpants. That's awesome. That's awesome. We got the underpants, pooper-ree, and a toilet cleaner. Oh my goodness. I wish I had had those. I thought you would have one of those. I know Type could definitely use them for sure. He's always got a pair of socks on. It's all good. Oh, sorry. It's all in you, man. Figure it out. I need you to tell me where you got that paper. Um, five below. Five below. About three hours ago. Why are you using this? I can post it with you. This is yours, right? Yeah. She hasn't worked since you came in. Is he one? I thought it was funny. After a couple years, my dad enjoys it. It's just pain. Really? Yes. Oh, yes. Everything's so pricey. He has to get a very slant about it. Except for the paper and kind of rip it. Have you become, do you have dementia? I told him that yesterday. No, no, are you all right? Look how long it's taking it to open. I didn't have the accident you had to make the last night. Dollar tree. What did you use? It's the only thing I had. Don't make one of it. It's in my car. No, it's just this white package. Oh my God. This one's not planned either. I knew getting the cookery was going to be a good idea, Sherry. You want this one? This is a good one. I think it's really, I think it's really good one. This is not a good one from here. That's a great gift. I was going to buy cheese. I told Sherry we should have just actually had cheezus. This is real cheezus. Here, I've got some cheepery. Try this. This is the gift that probably everyone would like it to eat again. What made you think you'd like it? What is it? Oh, I actually like that too. I need one of those, because you can put it on your hand. You probably shouldn't use that in the bathroom. If you guys do a steal, steal back and forth, you secure the Donald Trump toilet in strategy, my guys. Oh. And now Sherry, under. This is so funny. You love it. Poop-ong. You want a straw? I want a poop-ong. Metal save the turtle. Save the turtle. Bisco girl? Bisco boy. There you go. We need to spray and spray and spray and spray. Oh, Lauren's going to have to remove stuff. Does this smell like straw? Oh, he wants the straw. It's actually a useful gift. It really is. I actually need that, because I keep forgetting to use mine. Yeah, after I bought it, I thought, maybe it's not such a gag gift. You can open or you can steal. You like this. It's a back scratcher. A paw-claw. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, a paw-claw, I love that. Valerie needs that. I need that. I don't have a freezer. Okay, next. All right, um. Oh, I'm made. Underpants? Mom, up. Bear scratch. Poop-ory. No, Izzy will actually need that. So you guys don't keep it. I just don't know. You, you, you. It's a gag gift. It's a gag gift. It doesn't. It does, man. It does, doesn't it? Give me your straw please. Oh. Oh. Except for, wait. Except I get to steal from anybody no matter what, right? I'm gonna go back. So whatever I... Let's see if this is more safe. This is mine no matter what you have. Except for me, I get to steal from anybody. Everyone in this area. Wow, that was a pretty sexist moment for everything. So I just know all four of you in that talk. I want the straw. Oh. Oh, Deegan gets the straw. That was really cool. Good move. So now, you can't be stolen from? No. No, okay. So Deegan can't be stolen from. Oh, good. I'm glad he likes it. I don't want to open anything else up until I know what nice to you are. No, do not do that. Come on. Oh. All right, learn. Grab that tiny one. Oh, she wants the Irish spring soap. It's an iPod touch. Public toilet survival kit. Anti-septic wipes, one pair of disposable gloves, and one toilet seat cup. Oh my God, I love that. Oh, that's what I should have had. I want the Donald Trump. I can't. He's got to see what's in here. Now we open the gift. So cute. I can add it to the 16 other guitars that I have in my study dog. That's great, right? It only has three. Try these big ones. Play us a song, Mallory. I also have three strings. Ow. There you go. That's awesome. Isn't it amazing? Okay, this is our serious game gift. And the last one you just watched was gag, so it was like a funny gift. It's like the Hunger Games. It's like the Hunger Games. I will be a tribute. Good job. Lauren, don't worry, I'm grabbing it. Gag gifts are a lot smaller than serious gifts. That's a gag, this is a joke. This is a toilet. This is making good content, Mallory. Perhaps there's a fan. And then we're going to have... I'll say it for you. This should hit the fan. If it does, I can hit it with my poo pong. I wasn't recording that. That's good. It documented everything in these parts. That's scary. It's metal foil. Why can't you get up and grab it? You keep this floating. Every time you look. But as long as he points and we respond, why stop? Stop. What is it? You don't know yet. He was joking. It's a further shake. I think it's always better. No, it's an ornament. It's a gift card. You don't throw away the ornament. That's glass. That is cool. This is cool. I like this. How do you do it? Do you have any Bluetooth? I don't know. It's RCA. I don't even think people use RCA anymore. But I'm sure it works. Are you kidding me? Number three. Member. Number three. Watch, bro. Oh, my eyes are open. It's a Funko Pop. This is so cool. I'm so happy for having to see this one. Oh, my God. That is so funny. It's so cool. All he wants is to escape and put his hands on someone who appreciates it. Open it. It's so hard. I just want to shake your head. That's Valerie's gift that she brought. You like that? It's not hers yet. Oh, yeah. I mean, Lauren liked the big a lot, too. So, yeah. Do you have a watch, Rocky? I'm trying to... What time do we have to... This is a step to the left. Damn it. Janet. What is it? We do have those. Just steal. Steal. Keep it real. Do you want to light your way? Oh, yeah. I don't want that. That is cool, but you already said you'd give me the ornament thing if you keep it. Thanks, babe. I don't have the heart to do it. You know what? It's tacky if you brought it. I know, I know. Wait, this is my family's wrapping paper, so this is also my family's wrapping paper. Ooh, it's a blanket. Let's pass it right over. I forgot. I saw blankets are all white. He's not going to want it after with my fingers. Oh, my gosh. I heard that one. It matches the house, too, Sherry. It does. Oh. We need it. Okay, Sherry, that's enough. Sherry, you guys give it back. Okay. I'm going to open a different one. That is good. I'm sick, so it's my turn. Bailey. Bailey. And look at the inside. I want to open this. I'm curious. What is that one? Oh, yeah. I know what it is. Bailey will really like it. Oh, that's cool. He was number six. So she stole it from me. Oh. Really? Oh, that's cool. Oh, my gosh. I want a cute gift. I've never seen this. Me either. Is that card on the back? No. Bailey's the perfect one to get that. RV very yet. It's what it's called. RV very yet. Why is it not wrapped? It's your dad's. Dad. No. He can always, he can always hear it. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. He can always, he can always use that to. Oh, that's cool. What is it? It's a projector. Oh, we need that. It's a projector. It's a projector. Cool. Oh, my God. Oh, that's awesome. How much is that grossed? Remember, I am number one. So don't be an awesome person. A smart phone projector. It's a cardboard deal. That's the best gift. That's the best gift. I just want to get the gift. That is like really cool. That's the movie night. Candy. Oh, it's a whole thing. I hope that one went all the way through. Oh, poor Bailey. That one from twice? Yup. I mean, it's okay. A blanket, what else? A blanket and that. There you go. Oh, I can't open one because I have to keep the game going. Mama. Yeah, keep the game going. Sherry, remember you, Tim? None. None. That's your cartridge. There's two scratch offs. Two scratch offs. That's cool. I'm really curious about what that is. The envelope, but I really want to have this. Oh, Valerie. You can visit it on the weekend. Dude, I saw it. Oh, that one's good. It's cool. Remember keeping the package to retain the resale value. Check the box. No, no, no. What is it? It's a yeti. It's a koozie. It's a yeti koozie. There's a certain way you can unfold the package. You screw the ring off and you put your to-go-pop in there and it's the quality of a yeti. I'm sorry, Lauren. I love you, but I want the blanket. Oh, my God. I can't believe you. How do you do that? Look at her. How can you do that? Well, because it matches our house. It looks good. Sherry always uses the one that I use. You took Lauren's blanket. I took Lauren. Lauren didn't have anything. And Lauren took the Starbucks. Right. And Deegan stole the blanket for me. Anyway, guys, you know what I was saying? I wanted this. I wanted this for my tree. Previous videos, you know, that I was like saying. Did you buy it? Yeah, I did. Oh, okay. It sounds like a watch box. It is a watch box. Oh, my God. A Jimmy Hidders look. Oh, wow. Cool. Third game. Oh, what do you have? The glasses and the mittens. $28. $28. Did you just want $28? Can you imagine how soft that would be? Sherry, okay. Calm down. This is going to be the prize. It's not the actual like real prize, but it's going to be like something that people could win. There's a special prize in the middle, which you guys already know. But if you watch the previous video and go did a good job, Sherry. Okay. Yeah. Clockwise. Stop. No. I'm only going first. Three, two, one. Stop. Oh, man. In your chair. Yes, ma'am. We've got to have more room here. Oh, no. I'm tearing. Cute. Cute. Oh, time's running out. Stop. No, you didn't roll. No, you didn't. You didn't roll. Sorry. Oh. I did the hairdryer thing. Like Wendy did last year. Ready? Yeah. Go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. No, you can't rip. That's a little bit. Oh, I'm ripping it. Oh, God. All right. Put it down. The whole thing. Okay. Stay, guys. Wow. She's going to get a whole prize. Time to scratch her. Go. Everybody's in agreement. What are you doing? I wonder. Oh, Jesus. You got hit with the hairdryer. That's what happened. Oh, God. Oh, God. All the chocolate. Chocolate? Hairdryer. Chocolate? I know. I know. In the freezer, it'll be fine. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, too bad. Good prize selection. Thank you. Thank you. Let's go. I did rip. I had to rip the kitchen garden. I didn't get to watch because that was... Oh, are you fun? Are you trying to tell us something with a rubber duck? Oh, stop. Mallory, look. You got four things. Five things. Oh, my God. Look at that. My luck is turning around. That makes up for all the years that you did. It does. I'll do it, Liddy. Don't stop. What? Oh, my goodness. Sherry's turn. Oh, one better. Is that it? Oh, no. There you go. Why are you opening it? I don't see how it works. I don't think you can see it. Oh, my God. Look what you're doing. I see what you can do. Well, maybe she wanted to do that. Right? I mean, she was planning on that. That was part of the fun. No. I didn't even grab it when he was talking. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. And go. Double, double, double, double. That's the same thing he did too. Yeah, we can play back the clip. I think it was a roll. I know. Great. We can go and have a timeout while the coaches look at the video. It's a replay. It's a replay. It's a projector. We can put it in. Go, go, go. It's really quick. Get out of here, Perry. You guys are going to be... Oh, look. Dad did it. And he's opening it. I saw those in the store and I was like, oh, those are cool. Yeah. They're like little things to put on your eyes. You can freeze them. Oh. Go, Lauren, go. I was in the right area. No, they're four. Get some good prizes. Some mattress. The triple is. Oh, I need triple. I need about three feet. I put some useful stuff in there, guys. I tried to. Oh, look at Bailey and the socks. They're hand warmers. So they're dragging. Oh, come on. Stop, stop, stop. Oh, you got the triple A batteries. Come on, man. You got this. Come on, Brock. Man, not it. Almost. Don't worry about the prize, woman. Come on, take it. It'll steal it. Faster, Brock, faster. Come on, dad. Oh, man, Christmas is riding on this. Have you been practicing this year? Yes. Have you been making? Yeah. I actually told you. We get a lot of saran wrap for the campers. This was the thing that you were waiting for, wasn't it? All year? You've been waiting for this? Yes. You've been... Oh, double, stop. Shit. All right, let's go, Perry. Ah, doubles. No, PB. Just kidding. Oh, doubles, Perry. Oh, you did. Gotcha. You used your hand. Oh, stop for real. Thanks. I don't like when you do that. No, you cannot have that. You're going to be blessed with your good hands. Oh, man. Oh, oh. And the prize. I know. Lauren won the big prize last year. Oh, she did? Yeah. She guilty out of what it was. Okay. Ready? Go. Come on, Lauren. You can do it. You can win it. Work is going to be paid off. No, because I'm rolling. I'm stuck to the table. Double. Give it. Give it over. Hand it over. Put it down. Put it down. You're going to take me 20 minutes to roll the first time and now when it gets to the good thing, you roll it before I eat her. Okay, I'm ready. And go. Come on, Valerie. Come on. We need that. We need that. You're rich. I just can't believe I won this game. You want to say any words to the audience out here? I just can't believe it. Thank you so much for this honor. What was your secret to your victory? Fireball. Fireball is going to play the games all the time. No, you want to play all the time. Easter ball. You must text Wendy and tell her that I won. I won two bucks. Sick. Only because of me. Even plastic. Why would you want to taste it? Yeah, I don't know where it's been. Where's that little poop thing? You'll need this later on. You won't need this one. I can't believe you're eating that. Don't bite it. Look, Snickers. Snickers. I don't like Snickers. What flavor is it making? Dad, please stop eating it. God, it's all sticky. You need some antibiotics. I'm surprised. You're surprised? Yeah. Oh, okay. You do not know what our dad is doing. We have a lot of mugs. I'm glad I picked a good prize. I'm really glad I picked a good prize, guys. Poop slime. Always a winner. We're opening all the poop stuff. Oh, my gosh. Practice. I didn't know there was actually slime in there. Oh, really? Poop slime. Well, I just picked it because it was poop. And I was like, oh, that's funny. Ready? And then it slurps it back up. Ew, that's interesting. Okay. I'm glad I picked a good prize. Oh, look, look at the paddles. Oh, my gosh, it's actually wood. Those are good quality poops. The giraffe model. There's the cleaning. We're playing with all of our poop items. Dude, this is a shitty... Okay, ready? The gloves don't help. Whoa. Nothing like getting yourself caught in shit. Oh, no. I forgot to mention that we're doing gifts right now. Is this a surprise? Of course. We're just doing like a little gift. I don't think we're doing all of them tonight. I am delighted. Look how cute. I love it. I love it. I love it. Apparently this is the big surprise from Valerie, which this is one of the presents that I didn't know. Every magazine has this like the hottest thing going. It's a storm glass. It's a storm glass. Okay. Okay, so this is what the ball looks like. It doesn't like predict your future. It actually predicts weather patterns. Oh, a signature facial. Excellent. I love to have a facial. Yes. I love facials. I just don't like to have a massage, but the facial is great. Thank you. You did win on that one. There's more. And there's a Skechers gift card. It's excellent because I can use new shoes. That's for sure. Okay, so that is going to be it for our Christmas Eve vlog of 2019. I hope you guys enjoyed it. It was super fun. I always love this time of year and this day specifically. I am coming on to end this. So it's like past midnight and it's way past my bedtime. So give this video a thumbs up. Don't forget to subscribe to my channel. And I'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye.