 It's so stupid, it's positively brilliant. It's a brilliant, it's positive, positive. It's positive, positive. Shawlamaine the God. And Drew Schultz. We are the motherfucking brilliant idiots. And we don't have any pre-roll, so we can just get right to it. We don't do pre-rolls now, we just do mids. Oh, we don't do pre-rolls no more. Nah, we get right into it, bro. Why? Is that like pre-come? No saliva. Say what? No pre-come. No pre-come. Cause the coronavirus trying to stay low on fluids. That's what you gotta do, bro. Got you, got you. Let's get into positively brilliant then. This is a segment that we do. I'm only explaining it because it's only the third time we've done it. So it's a segment where we start off the show saying what we thought was positively brilliant this week. And also what a fucking idiot, what we thought was idiotic this week. So the things we think were brilliant this week, the things we think were idiotic. What did you see this week you thought was brilliant, Shawlamaine? Dude, you know what I thought was brilliant. Talk to me. I just thought it was absolutely brilliant seeing all these Democratic hopefuls just fold under the pressure of power. You know what I'm seeing? Like guys like Andrew Yang, we're like we're running an independent campaign and we're changing America. And then the powers would be go and they go, hey buddy, do you want a little position in the cabinet or something? Yeah. Would that be cool? Why don't you tell all your people to vote for Joe Biden? Oh, yes. I don't know if they're getting a position in the cabinet. You know what I'm saying. They're like, would you like a political career? Yes. Well, our career is a commentator. Say what? Our career is a commentator. You know what I'm saying? But our career is a commentator. You think CNN put the pressure? I mean, think about CNN as a very liberal network. So if you just got you a job on CNN and you, Andrew Yang, why not double all the way down and, hey, I'm fooled them, baby. Don't get it fucked up that I endorsed Bernie in 2016. Okay, I'm fooled them. I'm part of the establishment. Interesting. I'm just saying, maybe. You know, I thought it was interesting too. I actually, I don't mind it because I mean, if you want to win, you got to do what you got to do with it. They always say Republicans fall in line. Democrats fall in love. So it was kind of interesting to see a lot of the Dems fall in line for once. Falling in line. They did. I mean, it started with, it started in South Carolina, you know, when, when, you know, Jim Clyburn endorsed Joe Biden and then, you know, Mayor Pete dropped out and Amy Klobuchar dropped out. Like that was all really the catalyst to give Joe Biden that big Super Tuesday win. So I mean. Elizabeth Warren up too. I haven't heard from Elizabeth. She hasn't even endorsed anybody. I know. What, I mean, brilliant, right? She dropped out. She hasn't endorsed anybody. I saw something yesterday. True, true, truly cares about the people, doesn't she? Fighting for the people. It's tough for her because she, her policies fall in line more with Bernie. So do what? But nobody can win. Why not? Maybe the both of you can put together and make it happen. You knew she knew she couldn't win. That didn't stop her. Bernie can't win. Bernie can't win because he's not leaning into the Larry David angle, bro. I'm telling you, man. If he leads into the Larry David angle and he just does a commercial where he says, America, you don't let them curb your enthusiasm for voting for me. He'll fuck. It'll do something. Everybody think about how everybody jerked they dicks to that goddamn SNL. Tick tock. What's the shit called? Kid's doing. That shit was so insulting, dude. You doing? What's your kid's doing? Tick tock. Nah, some shit. Oh, the switch challenge. There you go. Imagine people love that shit. Yeah, but like, wouldn't you be insulted by that? Like, wouldn't you, if, if you were someone who really cared about the values and really supported her and donated tons of money to her campaign and tweeted about her every single day and campaigned for her and you know that there's another candidate out there that mirrors her values and she's out there doing a fucking tick tock challenge on SNL. You fucking idiot. I would be so pissed off. You hate Elizabeth Warren. Yo, cause she's a funny man. You mad crazy idiot. Yo, that's good. That's good. Nah, I hate. You know what I mean? It's like, I love how this segment goes from brilliant to who's the idiot just to have fast. Cause it's a fine line. Nah, cause I hate phony. It's like, you got to be, if, if you really want to help people, you really want to do something, you got to be willing to lose everything. You should have endorsed the candidate. Lose everything, man. Put it on the fucking line, bro. I don't know. Now she's a person who may fall more in line with Bernie but won't endorse Bernie cause she may get a cabinet position. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like she may get a place in the White House, possibly. I mean, I've even heard her, I've talked to her being a running mate. I don't think so. Only because when you are the Democratic Party and the Democratic Party, after Barack should have gotten browner and blacker and younger and more diverse gender-wise. If you are old white man, you can't have an old white woman on your ticket. What's wrong with old white guys? Nah, it's because it represents. I hear this argument. They're old and white. We talk about diversity. When an old white guy invents the cure for the fucking coronavirus, everybody's going to be all good with old white guys. There's no idea what the coronavirus is. It's just like Billy D. Williams didn't know what gender fluid was. He don't know about these new diseases. He's still tri- Skip syphilis. Let him deal with syphilis. Shit that needs penicillin. He don't know what to fucking do with no coronavirus. Bro, what is gender fluid? Joe Biden might have it. Joe Biden was coughing during his fucking of you so fucking much. And that shit was pre-recorded. Son. That shit was- Don't get me started. Don't get me started on Joe Biden. By the way, you want to know what's wrong with old white guys? They're dying from the coronavirus. Son. All right. You don't want no fucking 78-year-old president. What if China made it to take away all the presidential candidates? What if that shit backfired? What if China was trying to help the Democrats, right? It's like, yo, Russia's helping the Republicans. We're going to help the Dems. What are we going to do? We're going to create this little disease. It's going to get over to America. It's going to cause the stock market and shit to crash. Trump loves to talk about his motherfucking economy. What happens when your economy's in the toilet because of this coronavirus? But you forgot. What? You're two Dem candidates of 78-years-old. Whatever you're putting that shit, that little ingredient with that goddamn Goya and that little spice is causing the old people to die. Goya? I don't know. Are we talking about Asians? Who are we talking about? Spanish? Asians? Corona? What's happening? It's called Corona. I'm telling you. They put a little Goya in it. What's Goya? It's named after Corona. It's a Latino spice. Right, Alex? Yes, it's a Latino spice. Goya? Yes. It's called Goya. We got a real Latino here. We don't even need to ask Alex. Adobo? Okay. You put a little Goya. Adobo, not Goya. Goya's a beans motherfucker. No. It's a season. No, they talk. Yes, they do. It's a seasoning. Stop it. You put a little Goya in the Corona. I will use Lloris. This is how they make Corona Bars. What a W. They take the beer. Me no I know Goya. Me with the Lloris seasoned spice. Nah, I fucked the Lloris. They take the beer. They put a little Goya in it. A little Adobo. A little Sasson. Okay. All right. A little Pablo, so clean up. Next thing you know, you got some shit that you can't fucking cure. This is all going to come back to Mexico, baby. Watch. Donald Trump is going back to Mexico, baby. Watch. Donald Trump is going to find a way to blame this shit on Mexico. That's why you named the Corona. I saw Charlie Kirk yesterday say, this is why we got to build the wall. I was like, what the fuck does the wall have to do with anything? China got a wall. China has a wall. That shit hopped right over that goddamn wall. He coughed that shit right over. All I'm saying is the two Democratic candidates are 78 years old. Yep. Those are the people that had died from Corona. The president is 78. Or how old is the president? Trump is up there. Trump's like 77, 78. Yeah. You know what I mean? And Trump been in contact with two people who got the goddamn... CPAC. Quarantined. Got quarantined. He was at CPAC. There was one person there. Yep. And they haven't released who that is. Release it. What are we talking about here? If you know who has it, release it. I think that is brilliant. The marketing campaign that Corona virus got. Hold on. What? Is there a marketing campaign for this thing? Who's behind this? I have no idea, but they're getting better... They're getting marketed better than diseases that are actually killing people at a higher rate. Let's talk about America for a second, right? Yes. Diabetes. People took diabetes. If seriously they're taking Corona virus, they'd stop eating motherfucking sugar and they'd work out more. That's right. People took diabetes. People took diabetes. If seriously they're taking Corona virus, they'd stop eating motherfucking sugar and they'd work out more. That's right. And people took fucking heart disease, which is killing way more people than goddamn Corona virus. If seriously they took Corona virus, they'd be motherfucking exercising and working out more. Right. HIV AIDS. Is that around? Oh, yeah. You don't forget about that shit. I did. One person gets it and fucking gets cured. Magic Johnson. Yeah. And America's just like, oh, fuck it. Let's go raw again. I'm just saying. The flu kills way more people than Corona virus. I understand Corona virus is, you know, doubling every day. It's brand new. That's the thing. It's brand new. But come on. This is like a new pair of Jordans, bro. Yeah. It's like we've seen this before. Yeah. We've seen Ebola. We've seen SARS and Zika and fuck all that other shit. It's like, why are we freaking out over Corona virus? The marketing campaign behind Corona virus is incredible. Why do you think it's so different? I really don't know. I'm gonna be honest with you. I think that I think it is something to the fact that a lot of these diseases come out during election years. And I think that, especially now, with the fact that it's causing the stock market to crash, it causes the economy to look bad. So I think that liberal media just, liberal media has... They're jumping on it. It's good because it makes the president look bad. Yeah. It makes Donald Trump look bad. I think, I mean, that's just my personal opinion. Because I can't, maybe I'm missing something. I don't know. Maybe I'm not taking it serious enough. Yeah. I just don't see why what the deal is with Corona virus. The state of emergency in New York. I understand you call that because you want to get more supplies and shit like that. But it's like 17 people that have it in a city of 10 million. Now? But Chris, 17? No, but... Let's talk about your hometown, China. I mean, I said China. Let's talk about your hometown of China, Chris. Yeah. When you just called him China. I'm sorry. I'm gonna ask you a question. You can correct me on some things if I'm wrong. Coming to the microphone. Chris. Man, we call Big Asia. Let's go. Big Asia. Let's go. Big Asia. The general. I think don't worry about Asia right now. If you want a reason to take it very seriously. Italy. Look to Northern Italy right now. Okay. And I've been reading a lot of interviews with doctors in Northern Italy. And it's... You want to sit? No, I'm fine. It's basically at wartime levels right now. Right. It's a wartime scenario. Where they're bringing people into hospitals and people making judgment calls in the hallways of hospitals. They're saying if you live, you die. Because it's not even about the severity of the symptoms necessarily. It's just the number of people with it. And these hospitals just aren't built to sustain that sort of... The majority of the people that... Correct me if I'm wrong. The majority of the people in Italy who died are average age of 82. Yeah. But they're saying it's lowering. They're seeing people in their 50s. They're 60s. Even in their 20s. And the problem is they have X amount of ICU beds. They have X amount of respirators, even less. In Italy, the respirator is like gold. Like if you have a respirator, you have a shot. If that respirator is taken, it's over. So you're looking at the worst possible scenario, Italy, which you should. But we also have to look at China because China started off pretty bad. And I think in the last three days, they haven't had any deaths or no new cases. Right. You can't honestly... Really? It's worse. You can't take anything in China. You're good. So China is 100% lion. They're doing the same thing that Russia did during Chernobyl. Remember, Chernobyl is out here just fucking destroying people, killing. They're like, I think we lost 300 people. I didn't realize that's what's on HBO special. That's what China's doing right now. Because China doesn't want to seem like it's bad. China wants to ramp back up for business. Let's go. Let's do shit. Their entire economy is going to get way worse than ours. Ours is stock market. That's going to bounce back up. Let's be honest. If you look at the stock market over the last 100 years, it's continually gone up. Little fluctuations, but it continually goes up. If China can't make shit, game over, dog. So is it... Are we fucked, Chris? Well, black people can't get it, right? You're all right, but... No, for real. Black people can't get it. I don't know. That's definitely not true. I literally saw... Is something about cocoa butter blocks it or something like that? What was it? Melanin. Put a little shea butter around your nose. You'll put this shea butter on your lips. You're putting a shea butter, goddammit. And white people don't have enough lips to stop it from getting in their mouth. That's often what happens is... Black people have enough cushion that the virus hits the mouth and it falls away. Look at the people who are getting taken out by corona. Asians have no lips, right? At all. Asians, they're almost like fish. It's just open, closed, right? That happens. White people getting taken out. Those Italians say... Italians already got their mouth open. Goddammit. Who say it? Some of them are outside. Yes, yes. You're fucking mouth Italians. Do you know what I mean? They don't get it, bros. What do you think, Chris? Anything like this? I hope I'm wrong. Think about it. Seriously, Chris, you think it's that serious? I think it's the most serious thing I've seen in my lifetime. Now, over HIV-AIDS, over cancer, over heart disease, diabetes... Come on, Chris. Well, you have a chance. Well, HIV-AIDS is its own thing. Is this real or is this... This is 1,000% real. Jewish paranoia syndrome. No, this is 1,000% real. Are you sure this is not JPS? I've been trying to get over the JPS, but... I know you got the JPS. I've done a lot. In the case of the JPS. Yeah, but, you know, it's interesting. It's interesting. Why do I have JPS, right? Well, the last pandemic like this was 1918, and it started in Philadelphia, in South Philadelphia, where my Jewish grandfather lived with his three brothers. Because of the goddamn side. Two seconds ago, you were Asian. I'm giving all perspectives here. This guy. But... This guy. We get it. All his brothers died. That is both open for Christmas. His father committed suicide afterwards. Like, this shit is real, and it... What are we supposed to do? I'm laughing. I'm going to laugh and love God damn it. I think we got to shut shit down. They got to close the schools, which is tough in New York City, because you got 100,000 kids. But 17 people, Chris? No, you got to understand. It's like, when you see a star in the sky, you're not seeing the star. You're seeing the reflection. It already happened. This shit isn't hitting yet. The wave is coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It hasn't hit yet. You're doing some Asian metaphors right now. No, but for real, like, you can say... That's just a star in the sky. No, listen. It's the reflection. It wave. No, no. He deserved to be in the crowd. That was hard, Chris. That was tough. Chris, that was good, bro. Chris, that was good, man. Chris, that was really good. Come on, man. Come on, son. Get that back. Get that. I thought this was brilliant this week. I don't know how much stock you want to take into this. Sylvia Brown. You know Sylvia Brown? Chris, Sylvia Brown is an author. She wrote a book called, yeah, I'm going to tell you the name of the book real quick. I want to know what you think about this shows. Cause I thought this was brilliant only because God damn it. If anything else, it was a great guess. But Sylvia Brown wrote a book called the end of days, predictions and prophecies about the end of the world. And she wrote on page 312 of that book that came out in 2008. And around 2020, a severe pneumonia-like illness was spread throughout the globe, attacking the lungs and the bronchal tubes and resisting all known treatments. Almost more baffling than the illness itself will be the fact that it will suddenly vanish as quickly as it arrived, attack again, 10 years later and then disappear completely. Whoa. Whoa. I don't know, you gotta take some stock sometimes. You know, God put people here to deliver certain messages. Whoa. You know? And I don't know how many predictions she's gotten right. I mean. But that's a nice look. That's at least a goddamn double. May not be a home run, but. No, that's a double. You think that's a home run? That's a double. That's a double. Because. Troded in 2008 and she said the year. Yeah, but like you said, every two years is a new one. Zeke, bird flu, swine flu. That's true. That's true. You know. That's true. Positively brilliant. Dinky one. Who's that? Dinky one is the latest dating site on the internet and it caters the men with little dicks. How big do you have to be to be in it? Well, 5.5 and under. They said 5.5 when you're erect. 5.5 is under. Isn't 5.5 regular? No, they said that's considered small. According to Mashable, dinky one is a site for people with small penises and those who are fond of them. And it made me wonder, I'm like, is it people out there that really like little dicks? Maybe we've been a little dick shaming a long time. Maybe we put too much emphasis on having big dicks. Well, I think there's some girls out there whose pussies can't handle big dicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like having you had sex with a girl who was like, oh my God, that hurts. Yeah, because the average vagina, I think is only like four inches deep. I don't understand the Chinas at all, dude. I don't get them. You're not supposed to. I don't get them because it's like, where's all this room for the baby if the dick is causing some issue? Well, maybe that's the beauty of women. Maybe they pretend to make us think that our dick hurts. So the whole time they're faking it. It's possible. I'm just saying, when you see something, or maybe it's different, maybe the in and out is different. Maybe you can push out something seven pounds, eight ounces, but you can't put something seven pounds, eight ounces in. It's like taking a shit. Have you ever had your shit pushed in? No, but I've... You said what? Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's all good. Taylor took the vagina for seven inches. Yo, but here's what I'm saying. If you do, if like you take a big shit, right? That feels great. But if you put a thermometer up your butt. Yeah, are you going to get a little colonic? Or a colonic. It's like, oh my God, this is horrifying. Same thing, same exact thing. Exactly. So then, okay. The butt is like a pussy. The butt is like a pussy. Game in, we understand you. Now we get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But why do girls act like it's not? Why do they try to front? Like this dick can't get in there. Maybe it's just, what you mean? In the butt? Yeah. You are pounding it. No, I don't do that. I actually don't like that. Have you ever tried that? No, I don't like anal sex. Anal sex is not good. Yeah. I don't do it. Don't look at me. Well, you out here, let's be in it. You don't want screaming out pounds, you're getting pounded. You can't stuff labia in your butt hole. All I'm saying is, I think Dinky one is. Yo, you're a gay girl, man. It's all good. It is, that's right, that's right, that's right. So how good is it? How could you do anal, right? Like what are you really gonna do? I just think Dinky, I think Dinky one is a great site. I think it's a safe space for people with little penises. And I just do, I think America's put too much motherfucking emphasis on big dicks. Right. Yeah. Why are you looking around like that? Well, no, I need you to spread the angle because otherwise the thing. We're talking about dicks and assholes, bro. You just looked at Alex and go. Like don't do that. So what Alex is trying to do is get us both in the frame. What I'm trying to explain to him, what I'm trying to explain to him is that if I go any more this way, then we're blocked by the microphone and then the microphone's gonna move and it's a whole situation. And Dinky one now has 27,000 users and. 5.5 is considered small. 5.5 on hard. Did y'all not watch Howard Stern growing up? But he always talked about having a little dick. That was like three or something. Look at the average size dick. Look at the average size dick. Average size is not seven. It's five. Average size is not seven. I think the average size dick is 3.5. The average size penis is 3.5? We don't want a hard dick. Yeah, we want a hard dick. We don't think you can do that. We saw a dick. What the fuck is wrong with you? You just busted right inside him and he can't extend on me anymore and he seems a little overwhelmed by my birth in China. And I believe you would ask us what we want hard dicks. Dude. 5 is the average. I told you. Think about it. 5 is small. 5 is small. Come on, give me, I need to see what 5 looks like. Give me a ruler. Who got a ruler? Let me find, I guess. Who got a ruler? Somebody got to have some measurements. They don't have the rulers on the computers. Come on, show me how long 5 inches. Oh, how long, how big is an iPhone? How big is an iPhone 7 plus or 10 plus? All right, the thumb used to be an inch. Let me see one. No, thumb is more than an inch. Thumb is more than an inch. In the garden they talked to it. Measure app? Come on, Taylor. Come on, dawg, we don't know how to do that. We all over here, man. You get paid the big bucks to do this type of stuff. Come on. A 10 plus is 6.5. A 10 plus is 6.5? So a 10 plus is 6.5 inches, okay? My dick way longer than this, bro. No. This is 5.5 inch screen. So my dick is bigger than this. No, my dick way longer than this. I know, cause I put it next to it. I've definitely done that. My dick is way longer than this. And what do you do? You just have the top kind of popping over? I do that all the time. I mean, I don't know why I've been doing that since I was a kid. Like you take that, you put the remote by it, put a bottle by it, just to see. Cause I think that when we're looking down at our penises, we don't see them the way everybody else sees them. You know what I'm saying? Like a woman's looking at your penis from a different angle. So like, do like this, right? When you do like this, that don't look that big to you. Because you're so far from it. Yeah, and I don't see all this. Cause the pubic hair is in the way. But when I turn it to the side. And you get the pro from it. Imagine a girl seeing that shit that she can scare some people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. If it scares you, go to dinky1.com. So, so. Get you a little. That's five and a half inches. Let me see that right here. That should look little, bro. Let me see that. And that shit is hard, bro. Hold on. So yeah, that is. Yeah, you don't want that. If a girl can fucking abracadabra your shit with two hands, you don't want that shit, bro. You need to come out on the top afterwards. Yeah, man. She gotta look like a rapper holding a microphone be. Like you don't want that, bro. Taylor, put both your hands on around that. See if you can make it disappear. Holy shit, yeah. You don't want the five and a half, bro. Yeah. Yeah, you need to be on dinky1.com. You might have to go to dinky1. Anybody else in the room need to go on dinky1? Yeah. Sign up now, okay? Yo, Eddyn. No, we're not saying that, bro. You just put it out there. You're just quiet. I just put it out there. Eddyn, how many inches is your dick? Oh my. Yo, yo, yo. You out here just saying everything? What? That's what I'm talking about, honestly, bro. Yeah, you gotta find somebody that loves you for you, bro. Dude. That's it. Now, do they have a tiny pussy website, too? Does dinky1 have tiny, or big pussies? No, they got a thing. Are the girls with big pussies out there that need love? No, they got a tiny butthole one called dooky1. Do they? For tiny buttholes. It's called dooky1. For those with shallow buttholes. Yes, Taylor? Yes, Taylor. That to me doesn't matter. You would just put a size in. It is small to me, but I'm saying if it's like maybe seven inches, because that's technically small to some girls, too, I'll find that you just have to learn how to. Seven is small? Yo, you girls are crazy, babe. You girls are crazy. I'm seven and three fourth. Eight when it's warm. Seven inches. That's seven? All I know is that both my hands go on it and the top comes out. I'm probably at home improvement. I got to peel off the other side of the fence. I got to peel a life penis. Say what? I got to peel a life penis. It's not this width. That's crazy. No, I don't have this width. No, you could touch your fingers. If it's just any two, that's a problem. Can you, you can touch your fingers, right? On the other? I'm girfy, though. You are? Yeah, my penis looks like me. It does. Discolored? Yes, it actually is. It actually is. There's a part that stops, and then it's like brown, and then it's like a brownish pinkish. Ooh, you got that dulce de leche. To what? You got that dulce de leche, you got that chocolate fudge brownie. How long is that? Oh, I'm bigger than that. Oh, yeah. I'm bigger than that. I'm seven, three, fourth. Eight when it's warm up. All right, this could go under the what a fucking idiot segment. OK, go. I have a different view of it. I can see both sides, the baby. He's in trouble after slapping a female fan. I saw the video. Yeah, I saw the video, too. He did apologize for it. He didn't know that it was a fan on the other end of the flashlight. I can see both sides. First of all, this is what we don't understand about the baby. He knew it was a fan. He just didn't know it was a girl. You don't know. Listen, you don't know, though, right? Like, if you walk into a club and it's dark and somebody just, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. This is what people don't realize about the baby. The baby suffers from extreme PTSD. And I'm not no therapist. I'm not no psychiatrist. But I'm going to tell you how I can diagnose that. The man in the past three years, he beat a murder charge. Somebody tried him in Walmart. He had to kill a man in self-defense in a Walmart, right? Walmart parking lot. Some guys ran up in his house. He had to shoot out in his house. That was staying your ground. So, you know, he didn't go to jail for that. His father just died. So he's probably grieving the death of his father. So it's probably just a lot of anger and stuff there. He's talking about a guy who's on a hair trigger because of the things that have happened to him over the past few years. And there's no class for this. You understand what I'm saying? There's nobody that takes you and puts you in a classroom and deals with your trauma, deals with your triggers. Like, it's like, OK, you killed the guy. Let's go do this show. Oh, you had to shoot out in your house? Cool. Let's go do this show. Oh, your pops just died, but y'all just went number one. So you got shows to do. You probably haven't had a chance to grieve. And I'm not making excuses for the brother. I'm just telling you we got to deal with the whole totality of the situation. We got to look at things in context. When you see a guy that is that quick to pop off, he's dealing with some type of PTSD. He's always on edge. And can you blame him? No. I think you make an interesting point. Like, this guy's in survival mode. He's in survival mode. The question is, if you know you're in survival mode, maybe the smart decision is not to put yourself in situations where you'll need to survive. But listen, you're the baby. You don't have to go to the club, bro. You kind of have to. You're a brat. You don't have to walk in like that. You could go in. That's what you call a walk-through. That's what you get paid to do. They literally call that a walk-through. You get paid $15,000 to do a walk-through. Well, don't. Yeah, man, just do the show. He's a brand new artist. If this was somebody like the Migos or somebody that's more established, been out for a while, I would get it. It's literally his second year in the game. So he's still on that shitland circuit, club run shit. You know what I'm saying? We thought it was a chicken circuit. Jesus Christ. Well, Cardi was doing. Cardi was doing all those clubs when she first came out. It was like every weekend. Yeah, she was. But then Cardi shot off so quick. By the way, she's still in the club. She was in the club a couple of weeks ago. And Offset did get into a fight. You know what I mean? Get out the club, bro. I get it. Cardi, Offset, they have no business in the club no more. The baby, he's still on the ground. He's still on the come up. And I'm going to tell you something else. He needs taller security, bro. And I'm going to tell you why he needs taller security. When your security is so tall, they're seeing things way up here on a macro level. Baby's down here with me. The real threats are down here. So when you get hit with the phone, you react first because your security is looking this way. They're looking up. You need security that's your height, bro. To see that type of stuff coming. No, that's taller than you. You're saying? No. You need security. You need a combination of both. You can have the guy that's taller than you to see the whole macro shit. And you need guys that's around your height to see all these threats that are right there. I level with you. But the woman's got a lawyer now. And she's suing as she should. I heard her today. And she was like, I got a concussion. I got motherfucking. Oh, yeah. What else did she say she had? Amir? We went upstairs on the stairway to take a picture. And I see security saying, move, move. And I was standing next to a young lady. So the young lady standing to the right of me, she pulled out her camera. And I see her put her flash on her phone and reach up. But I'm not for sure if she hit him with the phone or had to. I know the flash was on the phone. And all of a sudden, he smacks them. They did not offer medical service. They gave me a hard time at first, trying to even give me a police report. He didn't even smack the girl that hit him? No. I thought she said somebody else did it. The moral of the story is that young lady is saying she has a concussion, a contusion, a corona. Yo, famous people hit the hardest, bro. My pet was hurt and really, really bad. And the top of my right cheekbone, it was hurt and it was tender. So I did go to the hospital. I love it. And I was diagnosed with a contusion to my cheek. He still makes a joke about it. Like yesterday, he uploaded something on his page in the clothing store, making a joke about it. So I don't feel like, you know, he was sincere with the apology. I was embarrassed. That's $20,000. Do you know how painful it must be to get your pussy waxed? Do you know what that must be? It hurts, right? Do you think that that slap hurt more than getting your pussy waxed? Yes. There's no way. Yeah. There's no way. Nah, because the wax is quick. Say again? The wax is quick. That slap was pop. Yeah, the wax is quick and it's just hair. Like this hits you. It leaves bruises on the top. It leaves bruises on the inside. Why am I talking like I'm getting paid from this kid? I'm just like, I'm just saying. It definitely hurts, so you know what I'm saying? And I'm not mad at her. To bait, listen, at the end of the day, let's be for real. The baby still made a mistake. Because when you're in that position, even if you are dealing with the PTSD and the triggers and the trauma, you still can't move like that. That's what you have security for. You just don't put yourself in those situations. If you know you can't handle yourself in them, don't put yourself in them. Simple as that. If you get anxious in big crowds, don't be in big crowds. You have the ability to do that now. Him going to that little nightclub is not what's gonna propel his career, right? Him doing these viral stunts and cool videos and good songs are gonna be the things that propel his career. So just focus on those things. Yeah, and it's so funny because it's just like, that's not the type of, he knows that, the baby knows that. That's not the type of gangsta people respect, you know what I mean? Exactly, yeah. I don't even know people still respect gangsta in 2020, to be honest with you, because we know what a gangsta leads you. But if you are gonna be tough, you know what I mean? People are not gonna respect it seeing you do that to a woman. Even though we've seen him do that to guys too. You know what I mean? He's an equal opportunist. Oh, he's progressive. Oh no, he's an equal opportunist. He believes in putting hands on both sides, baby. You know what I mean? I don't think he would have done that if he knew that was a girl. I think he does. He does what? Look at the video again. What? He stares at the person. After he hits her. Yeah, it doesn't even do that. Yeah, cause now I gotta get the fuck outta here. Now I'm hoping nobody saw. No. Listen, either way, we still gotta take into account the PTSD that brothers deal with, man. I'm telling you, has anybody in this room ever killed somebody in self-defense? No. Okay. Has anybody in here ever been in a shootout cause somebody did a home invasion on their house? No. Imagine the head trigger you would be on if those things happened to you. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm not mad at him. Yeah. Definitely what a fucking idiot. I don't know if we talked about it. No, we didn't talk about this. Brian Williams and Mara Gay. I'm not gonna put Mara Gay in this cause she's a black woman. I'm just gonna put this all on Brian Williams and the producers at MSNBC. Did you see? Oh my God. Did you see? Oh my God, dude. Can we insert that clip, Taylor? Oh my God. You heard it? You heard it, right? So fucking stupid. So they go, so Bloomberg, if you play it, you can play it, but basically Bloomberg spent $500 million on his campaign. Now, the woman in the video goes, I think they're both talking about a tweet. Neither of them made the tweet. Brian Williams and Mara are both talking about the tweet. Brian brings the tweet up and they talk about how, you know, the tweet is from a journalist named Makita Rivas, a journalist. Who wrote that Bloomberg spent a million dollars per US resident. So he could've gave a million dollars to every US resident. Because there are 327 million US residents and he spent 500 million dollars. So he could've given a million dollars to each. Every US resident still had 500 million left over. It is mind-boggling how stupid you have to be to understand this math. He gave a dollar to each person, a dollar and 30 cents or whatever it is. A dollar and 53 cents or shit like that. But not, and the fact that they're talking about this on the news. I can tell you why, bro. Why? Social media, right? Social media has made everybody lazy learners. Nobody wants to do their own research to anything. So if you see a tweet like that by a journalist named Makita Rivas, who has a blue check, why would you do the math? Clearly for somebody to take the time to tweet that, they must have already did the math. So all I wanna do now is share it. Why? Because it probably reinforces a narrative I'm pushing about Bloomberg. I reinforces a narrative I'm pushing about too much money being in politics. Whatever it is, whatever it is, it just gives you the confirmation bias you're looking for. So you just start posting that and sending it to everybody, sending to everybody. But if you just sat back and did the math, you'd realize, no, you stupid motherfuckers. Like, no, that's not how this works. I tried to do it on the computer. I tried to do a million times, 317. My computer said E. Like, this was like E era, like E wouldn't even do this shit. So I'm just like, for that to make it to MSNBC, for Brian Wimms, who everybody already thinks it's a fucking liar anyway. Nobody trusts you, Brian. That's why you're on MSNBC. Yes, you used to be on NBC. For it to be on TV, for it to go past, all the producers and everybody, and nobody catch that? Yo, that shows how dangerous of an era we are in because of social media, because if people see it on social media, they believe that shit. And they want it to be true. If you want something to be true, you don't fact check it. That's something I've realized. Even about myself, if I see a tweet somebody put out and I want it to be true, sometimes I won't even read the article. And I have to catch myself going, don't retweet this. You don't know if that's exactly what it says, or this is messed up, et cetera. Which one? Oh yeah. What did Alex send you yesterday? He sent me this thing about the trains being canceled in New York because of the coronavirus. Would you get that from Alex? No, I'll show you. And it was, wait, you sent it to all of us or just me? Yeah, click the link. So he was looking at the article, right? And... Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. You need to stay to show me somebody who's not on dinky1.com. So he sent me this big, he sent me this big article and they're shutting down all the trains, et cetera, right? I just go, okay, I guess they're shutting down the trains. I don't need to read the article, I don't need to click the link. So I go, oh, it's crazy. And I was like, nah, you should look up the link or something like that. And I'm like, nah, I believe you. I'm gonna take a Uber, it's fine. And he's like, man, you ruin this whole thing. And then Eddyn shows me just this massive dick to black guy sitting down. And his dick looked like he was sitting down too. Dude, that's how massive his fucking dong was. Did you see that thing? Yeah, I saw that shit now. If you've ever encountered, if you were a woman, right? Our man who likes dick and your whole life you encountered penises like that, I would see why you would go to Dinky One, doctor. Would you call that a penis? Nah, that's a cock, bro. That's a cock. That's why they made the word, they made the word cock for dicks like that, bro. That's a cock. That dick. I don't have a cock. Dude. I don't, I got a dick. I got a dick. I know my limitations, I got a dick. That is a cock. Cock is the top of the line, bro. Oh, man. That's the big boy cock. That's the shit. That's the big boy. That's the fandom of dicks, bro. When you got a cock, you working with something, bro. I'm telling you. Dude, you got the fandom. Don't let that motherfucker be circumcised. You got the fandom with the drop top in the summer. People see you come in, they're like, oh, shit. I'm telling you. Oh, wow. Oh, don't say the car is top of it. Did you see that shit, Taylor? Yeah, my first sense in me. And what'd you think about it when you saw it? Okay. She don't care. It don't matter what else that man got going on in his life. Nah, be honest. That man could be a total loser. Be honest. If he got that cock. Be honest, Sharla. What? You sent her a nice pussy. Nah, Taylor don't like big pussies. I said nice ones. Wait, what? You like pussy. Oh, your fucking noise, stop. You do like pussy. You spread it. You know, her boyfriend got on her ass about that shit. Her boyfriend had to find out that Taylor was a lesbian because of the brewery in his fucking pocket. No! Yes. Really? Yes, man. Was he like, is that why you? He is not that mad. Stop. Nah, he was upset. He's just like telling everybody your shit, huh? Oh, you had told him already? Yeah. Really? How'd you break that to him? I was telling him like, yo, so they think that I'm gay now. So he didn't want to do nothing? He didn't want to like, yo, won't you bring some girls over? He'd be trying all the time. Whoa, he don't respect you. That's it, the only person is Megan Stallion. That would be the only person. Question, when you give him head, do you do it like this, like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. I got to give him head, too. That's your carer. Please. That's your carer give you that corona now. He would knock me off. He would? Yeah, cause. He do what? He do baby you? He does? Stop. I can't tell you serious enough. No. You really think that will let some guy do that for real? I got to see his cock. You don't know? It might be worth it. That cock changes shit. It might be worth it, yo. It might be worth it. I don't know. Real tough. How big is it? I see girls do some dumb shit for cocks. How big is it? I've seen girls do some dumb shit for cocks, Taylor. Stop. How big is it though? It's big. But can it wake you up? Yes. Does it go like this? Does it tap you on the shoulder? I'm ready. Is it click on a fake link and send his picture and people be like oh shit, big. I'm not saying anything else. Why not? Oh, Taylor likes him. Why not? Taylor likes him. You know why Taylor likes him? Why? When a girl likes a guy, she don't talk about his penis. Oh, cause other girls? Yes, yes, yes. You think some other girls are trying to steal him from you? Yes, yes, yes. Are y'all moving on to the next topic? Damn. Taylor want to be the only person on that dick like a goddamn plane going to Italy. You don't want nobody else? You saved that one in the last minute, big. You saved that one at the last minute. God damn. His brain was working overtime. Good night. God damn. Flem was coming up at the same time. Come on, bro. We're not doing Flem. Hey man, you don't know what's what anymore. We're not doing Flem right now. I don't know if I'm just got Flem or Corona. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. All right, that's it. What else we got? That's it for positively brilliant, positively, uh. What a fucking idiot. What a fucking idiot. Yeah, what a fucking idiot. Let's play some bills, let's play some bills out here. Guys, do yourselves a favor. Just get Boost Mobile, all right? You finally have everything you want in a wireless carrier. They got no annual service contract. Boom. 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Now, let's get into a little bucket talk. Yeah. A little deep dive. Yeah. Shit you won't care about next week, god damn it. Weinstein. That's right. Is that it? Did I guess it right? Yeah, because I feel like it's other shit people won't care about next week, but I feel like we're going to spend a lot of time on this Weinstein thing. What are you thinking? He got 23 years. I mean, I think it makes everybody who was saying things like, what about Weinstein? I think it makes them look crazy. I think that people weren't paying attention to the Harvey Weinstein case the way that they should have. It's a lot of reasons for that, I think, number one, because he's not really a celebrity. He's a guy that's always been behind the scenes. So it's not like it's Cosby. It's not like it's R. Lee. It's not like it's one of these entertainers, actors, comedians that we've been seeing forever. You know what I'm saying? Even Louis C.K., you would have thought Louis C.K. raped a hundred women. You know what I mean? Yeah. Just because of the way that it was... Which he did not. No, he was jacking off in front of women, which is disgusting, but it's levels. But I'm just saying, I'm saying all that to say, Harvey, even when he was on trial, it wasn't in the news like that. Even when he was on trial, people were saying shit like, what about Weinstein? What about Weinstein? I'm like, yo, he's on trial. I got a question for you. Okay. So you have to readjust punishment based on age. And let me follow that question up because the idea of spending time in jail, right, is we're removing your life, but life gets less valuable. I think when you're 80, I think you've already done all your living, all your best years are behind you. You're like, I'm going to sit in my house all day anyway. I might as well sit in this jail cell all day anyway. Like how different, and yes, they are different, but how different is an old people home from a prison, you know, if you're 80 years old, to crap it? Old people's home is in a punishment. No, no, I agree. What I'm trying to say is the older you get, a lengthy jail sentence actually becomes less of a punishment because you're not even going to make it through all the way. At 20 years old, you get 23 years, you're going to make it. At 80, you get 23, you might do five years. So do we have to rethink punishments for old people so that they fit the crime? Just rethink the name. Like if I'm Harvey Weinstein and I'm 73 years old and they give me 23 years, just be like, you're getting the rest of your life. That's it. But when you're young, you say life. Yeah, but you say the rest of your life. OK, wrestling, I'm just saying it's not that long a punishment. Let's say he lives five more years. That means he did all those rapes for five years. Yeah, but that sucks, though. Come on, man, you spending the rest. You spending your golden years in prison. No, he spent his golden years raping. Yeah, but you got to think about the life this guy lived. He's not used to that. He's by the way, he's going to kill himself. He's going to he's going to be the only steen, Stein, that killed himself in the past two years for real. He was having a real rough year. I'm not going to blame this on being Jewish. This is just sickles. I don't know if you're these are guys that are actually disgracing the Jewish name. They're just gracing that steen Jewish heritage. You know what I mean? Like, come on, man. Like he's like, I don't feel sorry for Harvey. Nobody feels sorry for Harvey. I don't necessarily believe in karma like I used to. Right. I used to believe in karma like in a real, real way. Like, you know, if you do good, you get good back. I don't think that's how karma works. I think karma is just an action and you do good because you want to do good, but it's the same thing with bad karma. Right. You're doing bad because you want to do bad. And I think the worst thing that can happen to a person is when they know better, but don't do better. I refuse to believe that Harvey Weinstein at some point in his life didn't realize what he was doing was wrong. Even if it was just abuse of power. I didn't even know what he was doing. Like, I really don't know enough about the case. He was, he was like holding him down and that kind of stuff. Or he was saying, do you want this role? No, I've heard some case. I've heard both. Okay. Yeah. I've heard both. Yeah. I just, I don't know. I'm trying to do that more often to say, I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I know a lot of his charges got dropped, but I just know, even if it was just abuse of power, if you're making women sleep with you for roles, whether they want to do it or not, you can't make a woman sleep with you for a role. That's what we got to start doing. You give them a choice and like you take that choice. Like we got to stop acting like acting is a real job. It's not a fucking real job. It's a phony made up thing and anybody who's trying to do it has an actual real job at the time. If you work at Walmart and your boss is like, Hey, I'm going to fire you unless you suck my dick. That is true abuse of power. It's the same thing. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Don't make another movie somewhere else. Don't work for the guy who does that. But you got to, you want to get rid of that all across the board. Yes, a hundred percent. If you're a producer like Harvey, you're talking to other producers. He's a man at the end of the day. He's like, oh yeah, I made a suck my dick for this role. What do you think the next producer is going to do? The next producer is going to do the same exact thing. You know what I mean? Like people should be getting these jobs, these acting jobs because they're good on their own. Man, that's not why you get acting jobs. I mean, in the UK maybe, but in America, it's just like, are you good looking enough? Come on, Tom Hanks is amazing. He was handsome. The underwashing was the best looking human being in the world at one point. Also the best actor. He happens to be the best. That's my favorite actor. That's one of my favorite and Hanks is up there. But that being said, the majority of actors are not these amazing actors. They just look really fucking good. So we're like, okay, you can just, you really think, you really think these guys are like incredible actors. Most people. It depends on the role. Like Robert Downey Jr. is great as Ironman. I can't imagine another Tony Stark. Robert Downey Jr. is an amazing actor. I'm not saying there's not a handful of amazing actors. Yeah, I think I think I think does it. I think acting is a gifted field. I'm not saying everybody's gifted. It's just like music, anything else. Like you can rap. It don't mean you're gifted at it. You know what I'm saying? Biggie was gifted. I think that you can have gifted actors. Yeah, actresses. Channing Tatum? No. Borderline retarded. Right? He's borderline retarded, right? But you put him in Magic Mike. That's it. That's it. Matthew McConaughey, hell of an actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I forgot what he was in. Brokeback Mike, right? Magic Mike. Matthew McConaughey? Yeah. I didn't know that. I thought he was in Brokeback Mountain. Who's in Brokeback Mountain? Who's the two guys from Brokeback Mountain? Jake Gyllenhaal. There you go. And Joker. Heath Ledger. He's Fledger. Amazing fucking actor, bro. Amazing. Also handsome guy. Thor, handsome guy. You got an amazing actor. Thor's a good actor. He's good at Thor. I think he's good at other stuff, too. I've never seen him in nothing else. I'm just lying. I'm just being a brilliant idiot right now. It don't matter. Leonardo DiCaprio. Amazing actor. Amazing guy. Handsome guy. Just happens to have a face you would sit on. What an amazing actor. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. You finally out gave me, bro. You out gave me. I don't know what to do. I feel like Leonardo DiCaprio and what's eating Gilbert. Great. Come on, Gilboot. I'm just saying. I think that whether you work at Walmart, whether you're an actor, nobody should ever put you in a compromising position. Nobody should take away your power of choice. Not a right. Correct. It is a choice nonetheless. You can say no. But when you're a struggling actor, you're a struggling work at Walmart and somebody asked you to do something like that, you're like, fuck it. We have to have a different name that we make up for that because... It's abuse of power. It's abuse of power 100%. But when you call that rape, it really takes away from what real rape victims have been through, man. It's a very different conversation. And I think it's disrespectful to them. Let's have a different thing. You had a situation where your job was... I don't want to put it out there, but like your job was on the line unless you do some things. That is true. You know what I mean? You've been in that situation. Not my job now, back in the day. No, way back in the day. Yeah, way back in the day. I've never told that story. One day I will. One day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In a pocket. I don't even know if it matters. Like, nobody would give a fuck. No, nobody would give a fuck. That being said... Yeah. That's actually more because you had the job already. And that's why I don't think it's a gender thing, right? I think it's just an abuse of power thing. But that's abuse of power. It's not rape. You could have said no. You could have not, didn't it? And it was a totally different thing because you were already hired. These people are going into this situation and they're having an interview with their boss and they're finding out that their boss is going to be the worst boss ever. In the interview, they're like, oh, you are the worst possible boss that's ever existed. And then they go, I'll work for you. Not a good decision to be made. No, no, no. I'm going to tell you what, I think guys mess up bad. I think guys mess up trying to define what rape is or what sexual assault is, you know what I'm saying? Like, only a woman can define that. That's why I know it's so important. You understand what I'm saying? I'm afraid if a woman tells you, no, you better take that. No, you can't, you know, coerce her into doing anything or give her an offer. Like, if she says no, she says no. Consensual should be absolutely positively, yes, all across the board. I want to sleep with you because I want to sleep with you because I think you're attractive because I'm attracted to you. Not because you're offering me anything. Not because you're telling me you're not going to, I'm not going to get this role. If I don't do something like this, consent is consent all across the board. That's what it should be. Right. So I'm not, I don't feel bad. 100%. I just want another word to define this abuse of power role because it is fundamentally different. We have murder, right? Yeah. And then we have manslaughter. Yeah. Right? And those are different things and... I like woman slaughter. I'm serious. I like that word worse. No, but I like that word for shit like this. Sure. Woman slaughter. Some kind of slaughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There should be some kind of slaughter because if you notice in like murder cases, right? If they don't think they can get the murder charge, they'll do murder in the third degree or something, right? They're multiple degrees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe it should be that. Exactly. So if we have... Maybe it should be like raping the first degree, raping the second degree, raping the third degree. They kind of have those. So let's lean into that and let's create a different name for it. By the way, they might have that. I don't know. Al, you saying they have it? He got what? Oh, okay. See what I'm saying? So we're just talking. By the way, this is called the Brilliant Idiots podcast. We have no idea what we're talking about. We don't know what we're talking about. But they should just have a different name for what it is because it's a fundamentally different thing. You're giving somebody a choice. The whole idea of rape to me is removing their choice. You either do that by blacking them out. You either do that by forcing them, but you're removing their choice. You have a choice not to be in Shakespeare and love. Don't you think that some of these people feel like they don't have a choice though? Acting is not a real job. It's not a job. You got to stop saying it. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's definitely a real job. It's not real. It's not real. So what you're essentially saying is you can make those propositions because you don't think it's a real job. Yeah. No, it's not how it works. Well, no, you can't make those propositions. No, I don't think you can make those propositions at all. That's abuse of power. That being said, it's not a job. Well, forget if acting is a job at night. Yeah. When you put somebody in that position and you say, you have to suck my dick in order to get this role. Yeah. That's not right, bro. That's unethical. I'm not saying it's right. It's wrong. I'm just saying let's have a different name for it. We have tons of different names for wrong shit. There's grand larceny. There's theft. There's mis... Right? Like we have all these different names and we got one name? I think abuse of power is a good... I mean abuse of power is a good term for it. Great. Because when you're in the courtroom, you just got to break down what that abuse of power was. Yo, and here's the great thing about... I'm going to be honest with you. You may have to register as a sex offender. I'll tell you why. Because you're abusing your power in order to get sex. To me, that is offensive. Yo, you know what? I'm with you with that. Straight up. No, I'm with you with that. I like that. Wouldn't that offend you, Daktel? If you was an actress. Not even actress. If you were going to be working radio and somebody said in order to get this promotion, you got to do XYZ sexual affair. Wouldn't you be offended? Yeah. Not even promotion in order to get the job here. You would say, I don't want to work here, right? Because that's the logical smart thing to do. Now, wait a minute. Go. Yeah. What if they're offering you a half a million dollars a year? I just want to throw that out there. I don't want you to think about what you're doing now and how much you're making. They offer you some life... I guess at the moment, I don't want to say life change. That's life changing. Half a million dollars a year for five years. That's five, one, two. I don't know. That's five, one. That's a couple million. I don't fucking know. To watch him jerk off into a fern. I don't do that thing, I don't care. Yeah, a lot of girls do it. They chose to do that. Chris just fucking sneezed. Chris just fucking sneezed. Chris. And everybody missed it. He waited. We waited for Taylor to laugh. And he tried to sneak a fucking sneeze into his collar. We're infected. We're all infected. We're all infected. It's going fucking down. Chris, how dare you? Now listen, what Taylor said is very important just now. Taylor, what did you say? I asked to do what? You said if the guy said he wanted to jerk off into a fern or whatever, you said what? Sure, I don't care. It's a good deal. No, but what if 20 years later? Yes. Taylor's thinking about that and how disgusting it was. Yes. Right? Yeah. You regret doing it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And you hear about this guy having done this to other women. Right. Now you feel like it's your duty to step up. Give the money back. Give the job back. You took the job, right? You took the career, right? You made millions of dollars off the career, right? You're not going to give that back, right? Like I'm all about wiping the record clean, but we're not going to do this 20 years later. You know what I think about that other girls didn't like this and you know what? My acting career isn't going the way I wanted to go. Even me, like I got molested when I was eight. Yeah. I didn't think it was wrong at the time, but when I got older, I realized like she's fucked up. It was content. I mean, what? Shut up, man. When I got older, I realized like, yo, that was fucked up. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Even the person that was- But you weren't given a choice, Sharla. That's the thing. You weren't given a choice and that's why it's fucked up. If somebody at 21 asked you to do the same thing, you'd be like, no. I feel like I'm in therapy right now because I feel like all of these situations are intertwined because the way that woman made me feel like eight is the same way that other woman made me feel at 20-something. Yes. I'm saying it took me back right to that place. And you didn't really have a choice in the other one. You go to a job interview for the worst job ever. You decide to take it or not. You have to live with part of that decision. The choice is yours. If there's any holding down- Now, here's a different type of situation, right? Talking to my boyfriend about this one because I just want him to break down. Here's the situation. You're living with a guy, Taylor, right? That guy is allowing you to live with him for free because he thought that you guys were friends or you thought that you guys were friends. Eventually, he's like, hey, if you want to keep living here for free, you got to have sex with me. Fucked up. To me, you don't have a choice in that situation. No, no, you have a family. You have places to go. You have friends, but there are girls that might not. So now it's either I'm homeless or I have a house. Now that choice isn't there. What I'm trying to say is being in a movie or not being a movie is not life or death. But what you're explaining right now, Schultz, is exactly the reason why Harvey Weinstein got 23 years because you shouldn't prey on people like that. Dude. Like you're a predator. So here's, I just want to clarify. Lock him the fuck up. Abusive power discussing what he did should never put women or men in that situation at all. Lock him up. All I'm saying is we have to define what things are so that we the people know how to operate accordingly. Well, I'm sure it is. I mean, I just, I'm just not well versed on it. I'm sure that it's rape. I'm sure it's raping the first degree, second degree, third degree. I'm not came to say I'm sure. I don't know. I'm just assuming I'm, I know it's sexual assault. You know what I mean? Like I know it's different levels to sexual misconduct. You know what I'm saying? Like it's different levels to all of this stuff. But I just don't think I think that's so wack when people abuse their power in that way, especially with people that are kind of defenseless. Like if your woman is, if a woman is living with you and she has no place to stay and you make her sleep with you for room and board, you are a piece of fucking shit. Go to jail. You got to go to jail. And that's why that's illegal. That is a hundred percent illegal. But I don't know if it's illegal to say, Hey, if you want to be in this movie, I want you to give me some head. I don't know if that's illegal. I'm just talking about this legally. I'd love to have a lawyer in to break it down. Me too. Now I'm with you. Hashtag. Let's get Ebony. Oh, I don't know. Is Ebony a criminal lawyer? Yeah, let's do it. Let's bring Ebony in here. Yes. Let's do it. All right, let's pay some bills. That was a good, that was a good deep dive. Okay, guys, guys, you know what time it is. Oh, this is very exciting. I want to share this with you. CBD. Charlemagne, are you on the CBD? Am I on CBD fucking D? I can't sleep without it. Oh, I didn't hook you up with Radix. That shit helps me with my fucking anxiety. I take it every night before I go to bed. I do the drops. I do the gummies. I do fucking, I put the lotion on my joints. I love CBD. Dude, you got to get Radix remedies. Radix remedies is the only place to go to get CBD, premium CBD. 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I want to do one more shit you won't care about next week before we get into asking an idiot. Please. Lonnie Love. Lonnie Love says she made her man sign an NDA. You got the audio, Taylor? Let me hear this. Let me hear this audio of Lonnie Love saying she makes her man sign an NDA. If you know you coming up in the world and things are happening, because you notice how now all of a sudden Jessica Simpson and all of them are writing these books and they telling the side of the story and everything, possibly if they had an NDA, they couldn't do that. Because that can ruin your brand. Maybe before going into a serious relationship we should consider an NDA. I have one. I made sign one. It's not going to stand. You did. Wait, wait, wait. You made James sign one? Yeah. Because the NDA isn't for him. It's because the people around him. What does that mean? I understand why Lonnie Love made her man sign an NDA. I don't trust white men either. So I can understand why she would do that. And number two, why would you sign? Why would you? Her man's white? Yeah. Why would you let her? Why would you? Got one. Why would you make your man sign an NDA? Because you don't trust the people around him. Wouldn't you make the people around him sign an NDA? Yeah, they haven't signed the NDA. They can do whatever they want. They can do whatever the fuck they want, Lonnie. I don't think that makes any sense. I think that she doesn't want her brand fucked up and she might feel the same way about the whites as you do. And that's what's going down. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. That's the game. The game is, okay, I need you to sign this NDA, as I started to say this NWA. NWA. I need you to sign this NDA because I don't trust the people around you. That's like when Kevin Hart's... That makes no sense. Kevin Hart's... Kevin Hart's ass was a... Man, I wouldn't cheat it if I had my boys around me. Yes. That shit was silly. That's the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life. Kevin's my man, but that's... Hey, bro. If my boys were there to slap my dick out of this girl, I definitely wouldn't cheat it, bro. That's what we get skewed. I would never tell my girl that. That's like Bill Clinton saying that he fucking let Monica give him a head because of anxiety. Now... He was feeling anxious, bro. But listen, we all know... By the way... Come on, bro. That's time Bill wasn't working. Two things can be wrong. Two things... I mean, like one thing can be true, but not true, right? Okay. Head does relieve anxiety. Thank you. But it got to be from your wife's mouth. What? When you're married. What are you talking about? It got to be from your wife's mouth. It can't be the mistress. Did you watch the Hillary duck? What? Did you watch the Hillary duck? I don't like her. No, it was good. It was good. It was good. You should watch it. It was good. It was good. Did they go to the Epstein Island? No, Epstein Island. Oh, I don't care. But it was good. I think the reason that they did this doc is I was with my homie yesterday, you know, Jan Miller. She's my book agent. Me, Jan, and Nina, and Karen and my wife was out yesterday. And Jan asked me why, why did Hillary even do the doc? And I said, I think she did it because she thought she was going to be in her running for her second term. Right? Because it shot all during the campaign. It shows her on the campaign trail. It shows her running for president, all of that. And I thought that she was thinking she would be in her second. She'd be running for her second term as president. Put this out on Hulu. It's a great promo. But things didn't go the way she thought they would go. No. Still got to do the best. Hulu still got to put their content out, baby. You know what I mean? And that's what I think happened. But it's a good documentary. It shows a lot of interesting things. It shows how like messaging is very important. For example? For example, Hillary's people around her telling her like, yo, just say, just say you're going to give away free healthcare. Just say you'll get free healthcare. And she's like, no, I'm not going to do that to the American public. I'm not going to do things that I know we can't do. Like, it's ways to get more affordable healthcare. Or it's ways to make certain colleges, it's a way to make certain colleges tuition free. But we can't do all free healthcare, all free college. That's just not real. So it shows her talking to this crowd of people. She's going in the weeds with it, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm going to do this with healthcare. And this will make this affordable, not affordable. And everybody just staring like that it flashes to Bernie. Free healthcare, free college, crowd going crazy. So it just shows how messaging is very important. But you don't think this is put out to be a shot against Bernie? This is the Democratic establishment going, hey, look how ridiculous it is to offer those things. Bernie is such a small piece of this documentary, bro. It's really more of a shot to, it's actually more of a shot to the Clintons. It's not something that makes them look like this almighty family that got everything right. It's actually the exact opposite. The only thing I didn't like, they brushed by the crime bill thing. No, they brushed by when they spoke about it. They set it up really nice, but their reactions to it were like really kind of brief. What they say? It was just something that they got wrong. You know, it was, they thought it was going to be a good idea. People wanted crime to be reduced in the black community. You know, the CBC and a lot of black leaders wanted some sort of, you know, justice to be happening in those communities and they thought they would provide it, but they just basically got it wrong, got it wrong. But I mean, they didn't, I don't know, I just feel like they could have went a little bit more in depth on that, but I thought it was a great, great documentary. What, what got you to watch it? That's what I'm, what gives us the watch? Any of this shit that's on these fuckers? You know why? Cause I pay for Hulu. Our wives? So I pay for Hulu. So it's like Hulu got some shit like that. I'm gonna watch it. So you made the choice to watch it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. It's quick. It's only four episodes, two four one hour episodes. That's a lot, dude. No, 13 is a lot. Netflix, stop it. I don't have the time to commit to 13 one hour episodes with nothing. Stop. I like the four to six. Give me four to six. I'll be all in on a lot more shit. I didn't watch the last two seasons of Orange is the New Black and I love the Orange is the New Black. I just don't have the time. But 13 fucking hours? No, man. Give me, give me one, give me four one hour episodes of a documentary. I'm cool. St. Netflix did great with the Who Killed Malcolm X? Six one hour episodes. Great. I can watch that in a day or two days and be cool. And actually soak the information in. You know what I mean? What do you think's happened with Disney Plus? I love Disney Plus. What do you watch on it? Because it came out so hot and I was bullish. Al canceled his. You're an idiot. What do they have? Because you're an idiot. You're an idiot. I'm gonna tell you why you're an idiot, Al. Because you're not paying attention. First of all, Marvel rollout for Disney Plus. You gonna jump back on that dick? Listen, the Disney, they got so many Marvel shows. If you're a Marvel head, I got it for Marvel, right? If you're a Marvel head, you have to have Disney Plus now because all the TV shows intertwine with the movies. Yeah, so why pay for it now? Pay for it when that shit comes out. Because it might go up. I don't know. I just graduated. But for me, it's good for kids. And then it's gonna go up. It might. I got, no, mine not mine because I'm good for the next year. I already paid for mine. But for the kids, it's great because it's all Disney shit. So it's all Disney catalog, right? So it's all kid stuff. It's mostly kids. It's every Disney movie you could ever fucking imagine. Everything. But like, what movies are you rewatching there, Disney? Lion King. I mean, all that shit. You watch those along? It's classic shit. And they got National Geographic on there. Proud Family. They relaunching the Proud Family. Like, Disney Plus is popping. It's gonna come to a point where that's all I'm gonna have. But you guys haven't named a single show you're watching on it. I'm gonna watch Captain America versus Winter Soldier. That's gonna. I'm gonna watch. That's coming out this fall. But it's not out yet. Because on the fall, I literally only bought it. I only bought it for the Marvel show. They got She-Hulk coming. They got Scarlet Witch coming. They got Hawkeye coming. They got She-Hulk. Yes. They got the Loki show. Does anybody want that? Yes. They got the what is. What is She-Hulk? She-Hulk is a lawyer who's Banner's cousin. Right. And she's got the same powers as the Hulk, but she's smart. So she's like, she's like Professor Hulk all the time. So she has her brains and the cock. Does she turn into the Hulk? Does she turn into the Hulk? Yes, she turns into the Hulk. At her discretion or when she's in her? At her discretion. I think she kind of stays in her character a lot more than any. What's that? She stays in her character. She's always in Hulk. Yeah, she likes to be in the Hulk mode. And the interesting thing about her is that like, there's only two lawyers in the Marvel universe. It's like Dead Devil and her. Yeah. So it's like they get all the clients. Interesting. But that's why I have Disney Plus. I have Disney Plus literally for Marvel. See, I think if Disney was smart, they would have dropped, I think they would have waited. Star Wars? Well, I think the whole Star Wars catalog is 100%. But what I'm thinking is they drop Mandalorian and then right when Mandalorian is done, they drop a Marvel show. Now, everything should have been on the roll out. Right now you have this big gap and you lost all the heat. So come on, son. Come on. What's this? What's going on, bro? What is that? Might be the Heineken virus. Listen, not quite Corona, but it might be the Heineken virus. Listen, I agree with you. I said the same thing when Disney Plus came out. They should have had at least one Marvel show ready to go. Now, what I think they should have done, this is me. I would have had the what if series ready to go. What if is an animated cartoon that Marvel is doing where it shows what if like Captain America would have got bitten by the spider. You know what I'm saying? Instead of Spider-Man, shit like that, I would have had that ready to go. That would have kept everybody cool until Captain America, when a soldier was ready to roll out. Now, Captain America, winner soldier. Yes. Is a show starring Anthony Mackie and Sebastian, the guy that plays Bucky and fucking on. Oh, really? It's the, this shit is the Marvel Universe just on TV. Like they're using actual characters. They should have had that ready to go, B. They should have had that ready to go. Take time. And I'm going to tell you why they're smart. They're only doing six episodes and this shit is the budget of fucking movies. So they're doing, it's going to be great. No, that's great. But they should have had it ready to go, B. Now he's going to get it back. It's just, yeah, because they had all this heat. They came right for Netflix's neck and Mandalorian killed. Everybody fucking Mandalorian. And now it's dead in the water. I'm not going to say it's dead. There's nothing there. You just said Lion King. The catalog is crazy though. You got Lion King, Star Wars, all the Disney. I don't, but America loves Star Wars. Shit, I don't drink coffee, but America loves coffee. You don't drink coffee? Hell no. Why not? And Star Wars is the coffee of movies. God damn it. Motherfuckers love Star Wars, bro. I guess, I like it. No, man. Let's do some asking idiots, man. Oh, before we do that, we got one more bill to pay. Guys, get your shirts right, man. You ever wonder why traditional button-ups look so long and baggy? It's because they were never meant to be worn that way. Untucked shirts were specifically designed to be worn untucked. Untucked is the brand that you've been looking for. Stop looking like a doofus out there. Okay. This is the original untucked shirt. A modern solution to an old problem with no tucking or tailored, required, okay? Look respectable. You're gonna go meet your girlfriend's parents, okay? You're gonna go out to dinner. You're gonna have a nice night. 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You could text someone and take it back. She won't matter if they already screen shot it would be once they screen shot it just shot it. Shawty's like a melody in my head. No we paid. I mean I pay some bills. Let's pay a little bit. Ask an idiot you got some asking idiot. Okay. Where? Hey there Delilah have something on my generals. Nothing. Okay the black sheep at James said should the black community truly expect a politician to have a black agenda if we're not willing to pay for the politician. That's an interesting question. I like I like the question. I like the last party said we're not willing to explain what he means to pay for the politics. It means like having a lobby. You know being a lobbyist. Yes I do think. Seat pack or whatever this fucking thing we need a two pack. Y'all need a two pack. Yeah I do. I believe that I believe that we should have a black new deal same way climate change people got the green new deal. We should have a black new deal and I mean yeah we should put our money where our mouth is but the reason I think that you know a politician should have black agendas especially do you want to call it the black new deal though. Why not? Well because we stopped dealing blacks. Man shut the fuck up. This guy is so crazy. Abolished it. 1865. It's the black new deal. Oh okay okay okay. But yeah I think that Democrats definitely need to have a black agenda because black people have been such a loyal voting based in them and when you're somebody like Joe Biden as I said on MSNBC this week on my man Craig Melvin show when you're somebody like Joe Biden who has been the vice president to the first black president when black people saved your political life the past two weeks. Jim Clyburn coming out endorsing you all those older black voters in South Carolina coming out voting for you all the older black voters in the south coming out voting for you. Yes you should have a fucking black agenda. I mean like I'm not even going to get I don't even have to get into the fact that you made the 86 crack laws in the 94 crime bill and you know you need to be doing something to rectify those situations just the fact that because of black people your your whole political Joe Biden's whole political existence is rooted in blackness. It absolutely is from being Barack's vice president to the way the voters came out and supported him. He's never won a primary before ever and is ran for president three times. Never won one fucking state until a black man endorsed you and all those older black voters went and voted for you in South Carolina. Yes he needs a black agenda and how tone deaf can you be when Mayor Pete has a black agenda the Douglas plan. Mayor Bloomberg had a black agenda to Greenwood initiative. Elizabeth Warren had a black agenda. All your opponents have black agendas but you Mr. who Jim Clyburn called an honorary black man which I think is the stupidest shit in the world. You definitely should have a black agenda. You know his I think chief of staff or like head of the campaign is black. Is this Simone Sanders? Simone is his senior advisor and head of security. Not security. No security. Salute to Simone Sanders. Oh you ain't seen Simone lately. Simone fucking people up. Not head of security. Simone body slammed the anti-dairy protester bro. No she did not. What? You ain't seen that video? No. Taylor show them. Simone rush listen. First of all I didn't know by presidents didn't have secret service. That's when I first met Simone. Simone used to work for Bernie. I think she was Bernie senior advisor if I'm not mistaken. And she used to have me doing a lot of stuff with Bernie in 2016. She's actually bringing Joe on the breakfast club. Because you know a lot of the black surrogates have been blocking Joe. But Simone's not a surrogate. Simone's a staffer. That's who I should have been hollering at to begin with. You know what I'm saying? I'm not hollering at her. But the surrogates were hollering at me. And Simone hit me up to let me know. No motherfucker. Joe's coming on the show. What is a surrogate? I don't know what an official title for surrogate is. What do they do? An ambassador so to speak. They go around talking about your campaign and why people should vote for you. They stomp for you. Shit like that. And they didn't want you to talk to Joe. They were definitely keeping Joe away. Like I said I was talking to the wrong people. Simone said they wanted to happen. So we're going to see. Yes. Watch Simone. Watch Simone rush that goddamn stage. Watch Simone bro. Watch her come across the line. That's the wrong one Taylor. No is that the right one? No that's St. Louis. That's a different one. No that's a different one. Simone she intervened in that toodle. They had to pick her off the ground. Somebody hit her in the head. Wait what? No bro. Simone active bro. Simone active bro. Need a black woman. Simone active bro. Simone active. Simone is active out here. You know what I'm saying? But to answer your question. Yes. They need a black agenda just because they've been loyal to the Democratic Party for so long and I know people say oh you should have all candidates. All candidates should have a black agenda. I don't expect Trump to have a black agenda. You know I don't expect Trump to have a black agenda. Why? Because Trump don't owe a shit. Democrats owe black people. Bottom line point blank period. Why do Democrats owe black people? For the most loyal fan base for years and once again where would Joe Biden be without black voters? His numbers are crazy. It's like 70% of all the black voters voting for him all throughout the South. Where would he be without black voters? Where would he have been without a coast sign from OG Jim Clyburn? Where would he be without President Barack Obama? And in fact once again 86 crack laws, 94 crime bill. You heard a lot of black people Joe. So now it's time for you to create some legislation that helps black people. You know how you start that? Now look at an apology. The best apology is change behavior and a black agenda. Oh yes. Watch Simone. Watch Simone come across the middle. But who's coming at him? I'm trying to see who's coming out. What are you looking at? Tell us the wrong video. I don't know. I just saw her. That's her right there in the stripe shit, right there. That's it. Caryon, pick her up, pick her up. Simone, pick her up. It's another angle when they're coming down the stairs and the anti-dairy process that is struggling a little bit and Simone just gave her Simone just gave her a little slam, boom! Calm the fuck down. I love it. What the fuck is up with anti-dairy protestants, though? I'm gonna be honest with you, though. You shouldn't be tackled just because you're lactose intolerant. Like, I mean, god damn. Like, why do the anti-dairy protestants keep raiding Joe Biden? What has Joe Biden done to cows that we don't know about? Like, seriously, they keep anti-dairy protestants keep interrupting Joe Biden? Why is he big, like, supportive of the dairy industry or something? Yeah, I don't know. So the dairy thing is kind of, I guess it's kind of like fucked up. People think it's immoral because in order to have milk, the cow has to believe it's pregnant. So they basically impregnate the cow and then take the baby from it and then squeeze the milk out of the other. Interesting. My whole life, I just thought cows just had milk all the time. Interesting. Right? But they don't. They're just like you. You'll have breast milk once you're... Interesting. So they basically are impregnating these cows non-stop, taking their kids away so they can constantly be producing milk so that we can drink it. So a lot of people are like, yo, it's one thing to eat these motherfuckers. It's another thing to be just ripping babies out of them. Why wouldn't you let them raid their calves though? Say what? Why wouldn't you let them raid their calves? Because the calves will require the milk. And that veal. That veal ain't no joke. That veal, yeah. That veal. That veal is different, don't it? That veal tasty, bro, bro. That veal is different, huh? That veal is different, huh? Here's something. Talk to me. Which commodity do you think... Actually, can I ask an idiot? Can I ask a question asking an idiot? Yeah. Are you excited by the coronavirus in a weird way? No. I don't like fear. I'm excited, bro. I don't like fear. I don't like panic. I don't... Because I don't like fear. I don't like panic. And I don't like knowing if something is really serious or not. And I don't like thinking that things could get worse. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know. I hear you on that level. I'm not excited about it. It does nothing for me. I think that... I think that what it does, for me, it may be excited is the wrong word, but like, I think that we just get used to being alive. Right? Like this is how the world used to be less than maybe a hundred years ago. It was like, am I gonna die because I got a cold? Yeah. Like that's just how people lived. And like, so every day was survival. Like, yeah, you went to work and you did these things, but you're also like, I gotta survive. And in many parts of the world to this day, it's like, I can't get malaria. I gotta survive. I can't, I gotta food. So I think something weird got triggered in me with this corona thing where it's just like, okay, wash your hands, make sure you're doing things. And I think my brain was like, oh, we're on survival mode, baby. Like, let's get this. Let's do it. And I got kind of like energized and hungered by like my humanity kind of came back, you know? I'm not mad at you for that mentality. I would... I mean, I don't know. I think I've started to live my life like it's a miracle every day. So you've adopted this survival strategy or like gratitude strategy. I think I've graduated out of the survival mode strategy. And my mindset is just like, your life is a miracle. I'm thankful for every single fucking day. So I was thinking about that. It was like, I think that we have to be... So if you look at like who does gratitude exercises, like every billionaire does a gratitude exercise when they wake up, right? And I think what you have to do is you're preparing yourself for the unnatural life that you're living, which is a life that doesn't involve survival, right? So like, our brains don't know what to do when we know we're gonna survive that day. So we have to go, how can I trick my brain into being okay that nothing's wrong? Yo, gratitude I think is a way to do that. Well, I think you should just have gratitude because you know, you should just appreciate where you are in that moment. You should just be thankful for the life that we're living right now. And the reason I say that is because... But you have luxury, man. You can't tell someone starving at Haiti. So be grateful you're starving. I mean, you can look at the bright side and say you're alive though. Like if the goal is to be alive, right? I think that's the luxury of America. Luxury of America is the goal is just to be alive. Is being alive is so great. That's the thing. So we can have this thing called gratitude. You know what I mean? Because even being alive here, you're gonna be all right. You can get food stamps if you need food. You can get a place to stay if you need a place to stay. Makes it seem like we don't know if we're gonna be all right. There we go. And I think it triggers this survival thing. And even though we're gonna be, most of us are gonna be fine, the reality is is this affects older people and younger, healthier people are gonna be fine. That being said, there's this part of you that's like, hey, I'm still an animal. At the other day we look at animals like they're different than us. No, we're fucking animals, dude. And we gotta go out there and make it. It's kind of like invigorated me in a weird way. It's wild though. Cause when it comes to survival, right? Only thing you gotta really survive is other people. Cause it's not like, I mean, I can only speak for myself. I'm not jumping out of planes. I'm not swimming with sharks. I'm not in the jungle hunting. You know what I'm saying? I'm not doing shit to put myself in that kind of danger. I'm not tightrope walking across the grand, what's that called? The Grand Canyon. You know what I mean? Hit the, what the brother Lanard is trying to say. Here's what brother Lanard is saying. Grand Canyon, right? So I'm not taking those kinds of risks. So for me, the only thing that we got to survive was just other people, you know what I mean? But then what about, like I said, Kobe man, when you look at a situation like that, what the heck? Kobe was actually trying to make his life easier by getting in that helicopter and getting where they had to go. Trying to save 10, 15 minutes, whatever the fuck it was. So I just don't know, man. I just, I just think that every day is a miracle. Taylor, ask the question. Yeah, that, I mean, not even just that Nipsey, even before Nipsey, I felt like that. Cause like that's all you want. When you got kids, all you want to do is be able to grow old, to watch your kids, you know what I'm saying? Grow to a decent age and make something of themselves. I can clock out after that. Yeah. No, it's straight up. I can, I'm good. Like if I had a son your age or a child your age and maybe I saw them doing what it is that they would wanted to do, I'm good. I did my job. So it's just like, yo, all we want to do is stay alive at the end of the day. So between Nipsey and Kobe, yes. I definitely wake up every day and I'm like, yo, life is a fucking miracle. I am happy to be here. Fuck off, fuck all that YOLO shit, all that, you only live once and motherfuckers trying to front to be young. No, I earned all my 41 years and I want, I want 91. Yes. Let me get them all. You know what I'm saying? So let's do another asking idiot. Johnathan Robinson says, which commodity do you think is most important to society? The wheel or the internet? It's a good one. The wheel. The wheel, not even close. It really changed the game, man. I mean, you can't get a plane off the ground without a wheel. Like think about how interconnected, like what the internet did is, I guess, like it made us even closer to each other. But the first thing that did that was the wheel. Yeah. Come on. Like the way the wheel changed the world. Cars, bicycles, motorcycles, planes. Horse and carriage. Chairs, horse and carriage, like. Moving your couch. You would have to carry that shit with a bunch of people back in the day. You couldn't migrate nowhere. Nowhere. The wheel. Wheel is way more important than the internet. You know why? The wheel serves a purpose. I really don't think the internet does it. I think the internet is gonna do way more harm than good. The wheel has aged very well. Oh yeah. I don't think the internet is gonna age as well as the wheel, bro. The wheel is an interesting one because it is clearly an invention, but it hasn't lost its value over time. It's kind of wild, isn't it? Like every invention, even like a pen has lost its value, right? We read our notes in our phone, but the wheel has maintained its value throughout time. Bro. Yes. Might be like the most genius invention ever. And let's be clear, if you're in a plane and you can't land because the wheels don't come out, or if you're in your car and you got a flat tire, that shit feels way worse than fucking your internet going down. I'm gonna fucking my internet goes down. Like, okay, you know, you tripped for a second, but you would much rather have your internet go down than be on the side of the road with a fucking flat tire. The wheel go down, yes. I'm serious, are you in a plane and they can't fucking land? The wheels can't come out. Fuck that, the wheel. Greatest invention ever? I don't know. It might be. I think it might be the greatest. It gotta be top three, yo. It might be the greatest invention ever. I'm gonna say electricity, but it's not like nobody invented that, but the harnessing of electricity, the harnessing of fire as an energy source. So that's another question, it's like, do those things get count? Because it's not like a wheel exists in nature and then you're like, let's replicate that. Maybe a log, maybe like you see a log, like a tree falls and then you can roll the tree a little or something. Why did they hit three at a wheel? Huh? Was that it? It was a tree fell and then people were rolling the tree. A round stone, maybe. Interesting. I think it was a round stone. Say again? I think it was close as a boat. Dude, boat. Clear invention. Not fucking boats, B. Son. We'd have been in Africa coolin', fuckin' boats, dude. We had fuckin' boats. We'd have been in Africa mindin' our goddamn business, fuckin' boats. Yeah, you're right, stone. It is. Pretty unbelievable, man. That might be one of the best. That might be the best invention ever. Yo, we're gonna end on this one. Ted Bundy II, you got to change your Twitter name, bro. Do you see this motherfucker's Twitter name? What is it? At Rape Lover? Jesus Christ. What the fuck, Ted Bundy II? And he says, what was y'all reaction to the Joe Button Crystal Beef? There was a Joe Button Crystal Beef? When was there a Joe Button Crystal Beef? What happened? Or the read, I guess, when they were talking about, because they were talking about it and you were telling Joe, don't have smoke with Crystal. I told Joe that? Yes. I'm pretty sure I'd say, I would always tell people not to have smoke with Crystal. When Nefertiti was here, I remember, and they were in the car and you're like, I don't know what the catapult was. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want no problems with Crystal. How's Crystal doing? I didn't see Crystal in a minute. She's great. Are they still doin' the pod? Yes. The read is huge. No, I don't know how big it was. The read has a cock. The read has a cock. The read podcast is a cock. You hear me? Okay, that shit is huge. As a motherfucker, all right? I don't know anything about the Joe Button Crystal Beef, but yes, I'm pretty sure I told, if Taylor said I told Joe not to beef with Crystal, yeah, I'm pretty sure I said that because I tell everybody that. You don't want no smoke with Hurricane Chris, okay? Hurricane Chris. All right, that's it. I got a fuckin' conference call at 115. That's it, guys? That's it, baby. All right. Half-decent episode of the Brewing In This Podcast. You just never know. Can't please y'all guys, you know? Thank you everybody that enjoys it. Everybody that doesn't. I don't know what to fuckin' tell you. You just come on our SoundCloud every week to tell us you weigh shit? Goddamn. All right, but as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots and don't know shit, you're right too. It's the Brewing In This Podcast. Thank you for listening.