 Man, I feel really bad about that cleric video. Like the more I think on it. So you know what? I'm gonna play some Smash to make myself feel better. Before I do Smash though, I wanna do Mii's. Ah, where's the- is there no music? I know what music to put on. It's the gamer national anthem. Whoa, it doesn't have Insta preview. Look at that! I can scroll through the faces and I actually press them. I can swap between two things quickly. CCC, switch me- Well, this means I can do the Mii now. The Mii creator. Holy shit, five pages of hairstyles. That's a lot. This is a lot. This is a crazy amount of hairstyles. Wow. It's always a little bit jarring the fact that the line is like above the nose a little bit. It looks kinda like I've got a mustache. I think I have brown eyes. Oh no. No. Okay, that's better. Oh! Sorry, I'll get to Smash eventually. I'm just- I like character creators. Oh yes! There we go. Hell yeah. Uh, this is Smash Ultimate. It's not actually what they advertised. It's just a remake of Smash 64. This is all you get. Oh, Diddy fights with me! Neat! Bah! Buh! All right? Uh! Buh! Neh! Buh! Donkey Punch! Uh! Buh! Neh! Neh! Donkey Punch! I did it! I did the smashing! Banana! Bomchoo! Buh! Buh! Buh! Eh, all right. Is Heather Smac talking me? Well, it's warranted. She did kick my ass and Smash the other day. Eh, ow! What a me! Buh! Buh! I can't- I can't read that. I'm too busy beating up little children right now. No, Diddy, don't get that. That's bad. That's bad. Stop. You're bad. Lucas, that's bad. Stop it. Stop, Lucas. It's your bedtime now. Give me the old Clapperoo! Oh, Diddy's dead. That's OK. I will kill more children. Yeah, it's all... Buh! Buh! We tech those. Aha! Take that. Take this. And those. And some of these. And not that. I don't like that. Diddy-O! Diddy-Y! Boosh! Bozer! Bozer! Aha! The spike wins. And then this. Buh! This minigame, which I'm already tired of. Well, it's Silver. Silver the Hedgehog. He's so cool. And edgy. But a different kind of edgy from Shadow. Sanic, come here. Fight me. There we go. The Nerf Challenger bots? No, no, no, no, no, no. This is just the first one. Just wait. Let's see. Where's Ganondorf? Oh! This boy. And that. And this. And some of these. Some of those. I'm unstoppable. He can't do anything to me. There's nothing he can do. He just can't. Man, Samus should just bring Yoshi on our missions now. There's nothing this boy can do. He's too big. Look, Waluigi's in Smash. He's so useful. Look at him go. He's doing his best. And Knuckles. Don't rush your video. Don't tell me what to do. Yeah, because there was very little risk to. Oh, it's boy. I'm a light bow gun. Light bow gun. Light bow gun. Normal shots. I'm all poisoned. Just like in the game. Wait. Now let's carve him. Luke. I am your fursona. Ouch, ouch. Stop. Stop. Oh, never mind. Thank you. Tipper, I barely knew her. Whoa. Now it's an even fight. Well, remember that time in Fire Emblem when Marth turned 50 feet tall and fought Evil Dragon? It's Ridley. He's too big. Well, he actually is too big. I should counter more. I say, is I missed my counter? All right. Thanks, Alucard. You helped. Huh, huh. All right, so this is a pit trap. Throw it down somewhere, right? Like there. OK. Come here, Wrath. Come here, Wrathalos. Mirror. Yeah, it works. Holy crap. God, I'm so good at this game. Stepping on the pitfall. Yeah. Dude, that's so rad. Yeah. Hey, look at Link's pretty face. I would kiss him. I wonder who it could be. It's Mr. Tekken. There we go. It's like forward down diagonal down or something like that. Yeah, forward, forward. Something diagonal down. Diagonal down, down, forward. Or forward, down, diagonal, down. Forward, forward, down, forward, forward, down, down, diagonal. Easy. What the hell? Ken no Ken I will avenge you maybe Sure, you can wow I actually did it look at that Yeah, talk is cheap. No look at his ears They're so happy They're like look We use cute it's boy Boy boy is here Look at him king of darkness and evil has a sword now Gonna kick your ass so bad Ganondorf. I know all your tricks I'm so excited for my boy Look at him. Let's go five Not even not messing around sword Yeah, Luigi's cowering in fear. He knows sword sword I'm so happy sword sword Big sword Got the range Complex gameplay Don't forget to look at your sword. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Oh, yeah, look at that sword Big and large and range II. I don't even need to do anything else Just Sword be the villain. I was always meant to be my sword's bigger than yours Come on sword Sword my backstory is sword. My motivation is sword Unipalitena your shield is too small for my sword link. I'm here to sword you I Must sword you a question sword sword sword sword And then I threw it away sword hard Way, there we go Yeah, I'm just about online yet. Just don't don't be assholes It's it's that easy. There's someone in here Teddy. I'm gonna fight you Teddy bring it on I'm gonna show my true power Let the trash talk begin Oh That would have been so tasty Oh God this is this the villager from the chat. Oh geez Okay, I'm so dead. Oh, yeah, okay One fear Wow, what is it? Oh the tot no You disrespectful fool Okay, I can bring it back rage Ganon is nothing to scoff at I See you trying to trying to pull the cheese Not gonna work. Whoa. I can bring it back. I've got rage now. I can bring it back Rage Ganon is scary ain't it get reverse warlock punched. You got deleted out of the game Oh Yoshi. Oh, I have trouble with Yoshi, too. I have trouble with a lot of characters. Oh, no He knows how to grab. I'm screwed Stomp sword a good air dodge The king of evil is too strong Okay, well he's defeatable though Don't you taunt at me? You are asking for it Careful you're starting to be predictable Yeah, you're starting to get predictable boy No, I wanted that I wanted it so bad. I wanted that disrespect. Oh Well sword God that was okay. That's questionable range That is questionable range. I don't know about that one. This is a stage Heard oh Good tech. I'm sorry. I get super I get hyper competitive. I'm sorry if I if I get very uh assholish It's just friendly competition, you know. Oh bye Kirby. Yeah, you guys have just let me win to be nice All right, okay, my controls are right now. Ah good start Oh That's a move That's an attack that happened what? The edge guarding Mirror see what happens. Oh Which whoa, no, no, no, no, sir. I know what you were doing. I know that move No, what oh Why did I let him do that to me? Oh you? you little Little large men. Oh boy Okay No, oh My god, that's so annoying No, oh god who picked this map? Wow, wow toasty you got your ass kicked Although they have less than a minute left. So if Teddy runs out the clock Could win by default. No, but he's going deep. He's going in It's like nah, I want a real win here. They might still have to kill each other regardless. Oh toasty. That was your chance that air dodge Whoa, oh, I really thought he would have made that. Oh Good game Teddy Well done Ridley needs to work on his core Max Andre getting real aggressive very aggressive Whoa, what was that move? Well, it's crazy And also just having this console that you can just play on the go with whoa, there's the spike He was fishing for it and he finally got a hook and he was like I'm pulling as hard as I can Wow Kind of like a gimmicky character a little bit too slow on that mind there Go all the spiking just the constant spikes. They're so precise too. So I'm impressed that you're able to consistently land those Teddy wants it. He wants it so bad. Who can stop this monster? Oh His own proximity mine Yeah It's over Raining champ. All right freshman. It's up to you now. You know Making sure to establish dominance. Oh god. Oh god She's styling on you cheese cheese Teddy have mercy Teddy once again going for all those stomps. No freshman Freshman why he wants that counter? He knows he's aggressive. Oh Can he make oh, ah Oh Teddy oh Got Teddy's too sharp. You can't touch them. They've got too many spikes All right, Teddy. This is where your reign of terror ends. You may be able to defeat crocodile But can you defeat sword? Oh? Why'd you stop? Oh good air dodge. Oh, what happened? I Guess there's a delay on your air dodge. Oh The up tilt to side tilt Yeah, I'm not making that oh No, not spiking me I'm the king of sword and shield mmm Nope, not today. Oh Oh Teddy What happened? Oh, I mean I'm supposed to be in your face. Oh it delays. Okay. Well sit down There's a new king in town. Oh god. Oh, no All right, dude. All right, bro All right, bro He's like it's my safest option It is a safe option. It's an obnoxious one too. No, you don't sword The range is crazy No, I rolled into that. No, oh toasty Toasty, no, I almost feel bad See if we could do this again. Nope. Yeah Not on my watch It's a good fight. Good fight. Let's see big sword. You need to babby sword. Oh Oh, it's little babby sword look you want to look pretty today. Oh Look, he's going to counter it's going to counter my big sword. I don't know what I'm ever going to do This king He's got a fast sword I got a slow sword. Oh I'm so sorry. He's short. It's too fast for me Whatever shall I do? Oh Whatever shall I do? He's so it is too fast. Oh Zeno oh I Feel bad because I looked brutal. He's dead. He's actually dead. I Killed him through the game Goes girthy hits. Oh, I saw do hope. He doesn't grab me and throw me off of the edge and suicide That would be the worst thing to have to happen. Oh Should have expected that stomp Stomp I should do that stomp Stomp no sword Oh, I love this cannon Okay, well I deserve that nope Nope wow Okay, he's pulling the sword strap, but with his kicks. Oh It's close one that would have been very very bad that was very very bad two heavy weights No Sword No, let that happen Oh Dennis GG the forward smashes are too strong and too thick weeds The return of the teddy oh He wanted to he wanted to stomp so bad he stomped himself off the stage With all the down tilts and I did it again too busy. No My boy my guy Well, he was too busy worrying that he could Didn't stop to think if he should Suicide is badass And this is a walk-off stage too, so it's very dangerous for both of them Just a single attack from one of them can completely destroy the other like that. Oh the forward tilt Sparta kicking him off the stage could very well still be his game like on a walk-off you never know Just one bad move Nice going kid. Don't get cocky. It's time for me Make like Thanos and do it myself. I brought you down before I'll bring you down again. I need to stop going so deep I say that as I go deep bull Wanted it. I wanted it. I wanted it Okay, yeah, that's gonna do it Nope the king is back No, I meant to all right well if I didn't press the right button, then I'm the worst player congratulations Teddy you beat everybody praise. Teddy praise. Teddy. Hmm. Teddy. Good guy, Teddy Gonna be spectating because he doesn't want to destroy everyone. Oh Dennis was like I know the spacing The super armor Oh God this game is so hype you guys like I don't I don't like scream a lot This game is super hype I don't get hype about any fighting games either because I don't play other fighting games But this is the only one that I understand somewhat Immediately goes for the sword No Why do you have to do them like that? You know you had to do it to him time to kill a drug dragon Koopa turtle monster Oh, I walked right into that. Oh, don't you even don't you even? Yeah, that's what you get retorting Go on deep. Nope Ah, oh I was actually very stressed there time for the revenge when I played Marth. Oh, okay We're gonna have swords. Oh, oh, it's the reverse now. I have the big sword. No, you don't Yeah Never use Ganon against a Ganon main. I know all of your secrets. Oh Never mind Unless you're like the top top tears to players Tearless don't matter like like at our level. We're just kind of whatever your list don't matter for us Oh, what is this map? It's the Mario Brothers. Hey you you come back here. What what what to the sides? All right? We're supposed to take those Joseph We're supposed to take those we're supposed to take those Don't you stop that God you can go around. Oh, no, he's after me save me help help somebody Get out of here with my eye holes. What come back here you I'll catch you eventually This map I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you There we go. That should do it How what are you able to die that yeah? There we go Gorsh Okay, all right, I'm still in the game Golly gee willikers Batman This goddess has got some things. Oh No, get out of here Get out of here with my eye holes timber. Whoa Sorry, I was quiet. I was focusing God. That was rough timber. You gave me a you made me work for that Samus is like my worst matchup. Oh Man All right, I'm down three stocks. It's because I have a puny sword. That's why It's not because I'm bad. Oh boy No Wow, that was a snipe right there Holy crap. You're just like yeah, I'm just gonna shoot another one casually It'll hit him. I know it will wow gg. Oh, no, it's Isabelle She's come to vanquish to their darkness. Oh, yeah, there's the there's the fishing lure No, Isabelle. No, it clips zinging when they should have zagged. Yeah, I didn't didn't you know a fishing rod It's just as capable as a black hole shot from a Crazy futuristic cannon. All right timber. It's all up to you now. Oh, it's peach you. Oh It's that that's the team skull Thing. Oh, that's adorable. I love it Dark Samus doesn't know what to do. It's like this crazy little rat thing shoot like oh That was a good that was a good effort though Good one for timber You did very well. You got very close Get out of here. No, I'll take it. I'll take it I'll take it. My thumb was not the adrenaline's getting to me and my thumb was like on the top part of the Controller stop giving me bitch. It's distracting That grab is very strong range Out of here with my eyeholes. Yeah Ba da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da the edge guarding oh all right man those that felt good