 Don't write it, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, if you randomly fix me, I'm gonna sue, Ryan, if you write, I'm gonna sue, I'm gonna sue, I'm gonna sue, so here we are with your official Mario, don't listen to Toad, bro, ignore him on the bottom, let's just jump straight in to Mario Party, watch out Koopa Troopa, we coming through. Dotto, how does it feel to be built like a Koopa? I'm not built like a Koopa, bro. Bro, you built, look at the Dotto right there. It's Dotto! Who am I gonna play, bro? Dino, Dino, Dino, why don't you be the right character? I've always been Yoshi. Berto, I don't know who you are, you don't know who to be for the bit, Dino, for the bit, Dino. But no, I'll do it, I'll do it. Dino, he's right next to you, bro, for the bit. What if we have what is going, dude? Hold on, because we're putting him on master difficulty, boys, this computer's gonna go different. Dotto, you're gonna need the game too hard for Dion. No, dude. Well, he gonna cook us. All this sounds about right. First, we'll decide the turn order. I'm gonna roll a nine, watch this. This, okay, the bot already got a six. Hold on, hold on, give me music, give me dramatic music, one, two, three. Boom! For a three? Why don't you go, why don't you go, look at that like that. You win the dice roll, you win the game. Give me a 10. Dino, I just don't know why I didn't play the Manga Acura character. Oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, we got stickers, boys. What, what? Bro, why DK looks so stupid? Look at this. Hi. Hi. Bro, hold on, he literally doing the hmm face. All right, all right, let's see, let's see. All right, let me look at the board real quick. Why you got a map? Okay, let me look at the map. Why you got a whole map? I'm going the right way. All right, all right. Yep, yep, yep. You know Donkey Kong's dumbass Canada say that shit? Uh, uh, uh. Damn, he be moving fast and shit. Bro, look at the HD crisp graphics. Dato, should I roll a 10 right now? You're rolling a whole one. I don't know why you're asking questions. What is going every, all right, three again. That's literally nothing. Hey, you get to share with your double game. Wait, what's that guys? It's the first mini game of the day. Wow. Yo, we platforming? Oh, wait, this is, Dino's been doing this for, wait, it actually started? No, this is the practice. It's just practice. Look, okay, do you get the controls? Anxiety. Comment section. If you like the part 10, we're first. Exactly. You can't even get second, who's going to get third? All right, don't doubt me. Comment section. Ah, all right, it's me who's last. All right, you can doubt me. No, oh damn, damn. This kind of reminds me of hit game doodle jump. Not going to lie. How high do we have to go? Why am I looking short? I think it's, oh, I fell so far last second. Oh no, I'm at the bottom now. Let's go where? Oh my God. You're so lucky, bro. We're dead. Hey, I am going to lie. Why are we just going to lie to the game? Just a reminder. Reminder, you set that man on massive difficulty. You didn't have to do that. He was fucking crazy. Why am I depressed? Yo, bro, I literally heard the fucking, the motherfucking, you know what I mean? No, I don't. Hey, check your map again, dumbass. We're the star at. Bro, that thwomp is just looking at me. No, you go around him, go right. No, you go around him, you go around him. Go right, go right, go right, go right. Pick right. See, I told you. Is that where the star is, though? So no, it gets more expensive each time. So the fact that I'm here first, yeah, I'll pay. Let's go. Bro, you really made it. I can't believe you're making it more expensive for us poor people. Hi. No, doggie, you can't say hi to us, dumbass. Hi. Oh, what a thing. A hidden block? No, not let's go. OK. Damn. I should get half of that. I should get half of that. What an investment. I told you to go that way. I should get half of that at least. Lucky space. Oh, not the war block. Oh, no, he's actually cheating. That's going to be so annoying. The random opponent. Oh, my God, that's going to fuck one of us at some point. Well, I'm paying a lot. Don't fuck Dino over, bro. I'm fuck you. I'm trying to get the star. Can I get a hidden block? Can I get a hidden block? Can I get? Oh, where's the star? I hate when you're doing that. You can say that with your dumbass face. You're going to get a one. I'm going to nine. Bro, you suck at this. This can't be real life. You ain't going through it. Not hammer drop. Catch you later. Catch you later. Let's go. Catch you later. Guys, I don't know what the game mode actually is. I just thought it was a funny name. Oh, no. Are we watching this animation? The mail got spread everywhere. Take the mail. Take the mail. Take the mail. Take my mail. He's just going to Waluigi's cheating. Out of the way, you dumbass. Bro, come back here. I need this. You want to take my letter? This is going to save me. This is going to save me. Take my fucking letter, you little asshole. Me and Waluigi win. Let's go. I had a love letter, but that little idiot didn't want to love me. Wait, hold on. That one came from the heart. Damn it. That was the clutch move. Whoa, whoa, what was that Yoshi sticker? Nah, bro. He was definitely getting piped. Hold on. What was that? Play that sticker, bro. Oh, wait. This one. Ooh. Dude, I'm looking at that sticker. Yeah, my mind here is smooth. Oh, no. You couldn't have scripted it better. Yes, I could have. All right. I knew I was the greatest when I was a birth. We can get the bonus stars. I want the real stars. And it's pissing me off. This guy has great teeth. Please roll something less than a five. Oh, never mind. Get fucked. Did she not move? She did move. Wait, no, she didn't. It looks like she's still there. Please give me a 10. Please give me a 10. Please give me a 10. Oh. If I roll a three again, I am going to just leave the game. Don't do that. You did. Last time we played Mario Party, this is some lore. Dino did say he's never playing Mario Party again. Just don't roll a three again, man. Oh. There you go. Now you have to play Mario Party for the rest of your life. If she moves, I'm going to scream. She probably going to move. Oh, damn. Let's go. Three, eight, eight, nine, eight. Shirley, there's no way. There's no way we can lose. There's no way we can lose. Shirley. I ain't going to lie. He's going to move. This is like a raid boss. Oh, shit. Where are you? D, y'all, move. You're done. I know where you're done. Oh, that's what we're doing. OK. All right. Look, look, look. Don't be toxic. Do not be toxic. Damn. Back up. Back up. Back up. We need more space. I'm giving y'all space. I'm telling you, I'm telling you. Keep this space. Keep this space. He's stupid. He's stupid. He's stupid. He's stupid. Oh, yeah. What does he want to be? What does he want to be? As long as he never goes for me. What does he want to be? No, no. I'm keeping him over here. I'm keeping him over here. I'm keeping him over here. Dado, dado, dado, dado, dado, dado. If you win, we always win. I did not have to move once. I did not have to move once. I ain't going to lie. You're not going to say that. No, we win, we win. Hide by the smallest thing. No, because if yours goes down, you lost. No, we were on a team. No, no, no, we're on a team. Yeah. I'm just wondering why you're yelling at me. You're stupid. I just don't like when you yell at me. Oh, I'm killing it. Why am I? Why is my life suck? A ghost. Shut up. You can nab a star or coins from someone. What will it be? Why do you get to steal coins for free? Steal money for free? Why wouldn't I? You better hit random, because if you don't, I'm going to, like, whoever you do hypothetically like that, I'm going to take it personally. We are a team. Oh, let's go. Let's go. If you steal more than eight, you actually won't be able to buy this. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Actual genius strat from Dion. Why did you lick that, man, though? Oh, my God. Oh, he hit the star. That was, that was harsh. Yes. I know the races. Oh, no, not a battle minigame. Oh, no, we have to get coins. I can't afford to gamble. Three coins will be given to Donkey Kong. Oh, damn. I'm just winning out here. Yeah, you say that until you have to bet. Hello, hello, hello. Oh, no, it's like this. Hello, hello, hello, five, five, five. Oh, I can't afford this. I can't afford this. What? All right, come on, come on. No, no, get off of me, you idiot. Please, I can't afford to lose 40 coins. Please, please. No, no. I'm going to be a doctor. Good, good, good. Get inducted. Let's go. Oh, whack. Oh, racism. That was so whack. I don't like this game, man. Oh, man. They excited me, man. Whoa, I've never learned this way. Excited me. No, tell my parents I love them. Dino. Hey, honestly, him winning that? Oh, damn, he made so much money back after I stole from him. No, he could buy the star now. Bro, imagine when he walks past that item and then steals all the coins from you. He's going to steal a star. If they actually have like a revenge factor, that's going to hit him. He can steal a star. Damn, dear. Well, Luigi, pass it up. Be a better person. Materialistic means nothing. Ah, if she moves now, I'm picking. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Hey, he's like, ah, hey, hey, hey. Look at his face. I got a mattress to drive it away. Get away from me. Get away from me, you little asshole. I'm scared. Bro, I can't match it. I can't match it any faster than this. Well, you only lost seven. Only seven? I'm chilling. Bro, I was sweating because I knew he was going to go for my dumbass. I thought he was coming for me too, Lango. No lie. Bro, he goes for the biggest threat, and I'm cooking. This man liens on every lucky space. He's getting paid days. This man is playing life on easy mode. I didn't even realize I was this far back. There's a good chance I might not even get to that number. Bro, I'm going through it. Please, dear God, just give me something. It's my turn. All I need to do is not roll one. Roll one. Just don't roll one. How do I roll a cry? Somebody else needs to suffer like I've suffered. Look at, there we go. Yeah, bro. I just want to die. Yeah. Does she never move? That's weird. Bro, why do I wait? Why did they give me a good game stamp? This game's not very good right now. Oh, swing and a miss. Yikes. Oh my god. Don't take my star. What happened? Don't take my star. Yo, what if I just jumped in? Bro, are you about to beat your ass? Bro, is he really about to? Oh, no. Bows are shuffle. What's bows are shuffle? Oh, he's just robbing you. I'm taking your lunch money, you little bitch. Damn, Dino, that was all I had. High school all over again? Oh, we won't beat your ass. Why am I getting your ass? You're going to get your ass beat. Go, let's go. Look away. Is this like red light, green light? Look away. Yeah, just look the opposite way from him, Dino. Don't be tricked by his good looks, dude. Look away. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Where you looking, Ryan? Where you looking, Ryan? Bro, he was mixing the fuck out of us. He's trying, bro. Bro, he's trying it. Oh, he can't mix. Bro, why can you mix? Bro, why? This is the fun one. Why are you allowed to mix? Hey. You're dumbass. Were you going to get one of us? No. You guys are good. Bro, why can't he get one? I ain't going to lie, you got goods, bro. I ain't going to lie, bro. Don't know one. That was a good one. That was a good one. Yeah, she picked. I am. I'm just saying, I would have mixed a little dumbass. I would have mixed up. I would have got all of you. Maybe except Waluigi. He pretty good at the game. I ain't going to lie. Hey, you should probably get a star first. He's about to. He has the money for it. First ice block. I was right. What does that do? A guy that can only roll the number between one and three. Whoa, I didn't even notice that Yoshi hanging out in a cantaloupe. That was pretty sick. Don't switch places with me. If you switch places with me. No, he's going to switch. Oh, thank God. Wait, why would he do that? If because he was hoping that he'd be able to switch with me and get another star. Why didn't he switch with you? It was random. He didn't get to decide. And also gets to rob somebody. Oh, no. Oh, no, not me again. Oh, this is just assault. Like that's not cool. Damn. Damn. Why did you so it was that sticker? Bro, I ain't going to lie. It's war between me and him now. I'm about to cook his little stupid. Come on. Come on me. I've never failed me before. Come on, too. Come on. Yes. Finally, happiness. Jesus, let's go. Looks like I'm going to get some money for me. Yeah, I got money. I got money. Well, Bowser took yours, bitch. I'm about to steal from all of we do. No, no, right back into debt. I'm guessing one. What is going every? Damn, one, oh, 10. You're checking math. Wouldn't it be better to go down? Like, why would I go left? Like, why would I? Event space? What if Toadette just up and let you know? No. She's dead. Why you kick it, though? Oh, Dino, you should have went over there. Fellas? No, because if I went over, that is what would have happened. True, but fuck. True, but fuck. Oh, bonus mini games. Oh, because we're both going to stay alive. I'm going to get junk. That's what's happening. Quick, say cash aid so I can get some money. I didn't sneak. All right, Dino, let's test your memory. It's not about memory. It's about intuition. Oh, yeah? Go ahead and try to hide from me. Go ahead. Where did I go, Dino? Where did I go, Dino? Pick. Pick. Go ahead. Go ahead and pick. Go ahead and pick, Dino. I got it. I know why. That was only round one, though, bit. Yeah, I got a couple more rounds. Where you going? All behind the rock? All behind the rock? Oh, you panicking? Oh, you panicking? Oh, you panicking? You panicking? Hold on. Where are we, Dino? Where are we, Dino? I'm going to go find that bush. Oh, yeah, that's crazy, but I'm not, bitch. I still got one more round. 50-50, 50-50, 50-50, 50-50. Unless you and Waluigi hide in different places. Let's go. There's no way. Let's go. There's no way. Let's go. There's no way. Literally, like, what do we do? So what does Bowser do? Is he going to rob me? He might honestly punch you in the face. Roll one, roll one, roll one. Bro, can he ever get a lucky? He's going to cheat and roll one. Oh, my God. He's going to get the next star. That's a no. Oh, we got to rob that, man. There's no way. I thought he was about to go all the way to the star. OK, what needs to happen is, oh, wait, I can't. I can't stop him. Rob him, rob him, rob him. Yeah, I can rob him, but I can't get his star. Oh, you need 50. If I had 50, I could rob him. But I can't rob him, though. And Ryan has zero coins. Oh, give me that. Give me that. Give me that. Damn. Ooh. Hey, you going to give me those, right, Pooh? Yeah, all right. Oh, I got it. I got it. Oh, shit. Man, I should be getting gobbled up. I saved the game. Waluigi can't help him anymore. It's random. Oh, she's back over here. Waluigi might get got run out, too. Yeah, no, he got got. He's like right next to Bowser. You fucked over Waluigi. All I got to do is not get last, bro. Storm chasers. What is this? Can I just get a droplet of water? I'm like the runt of the litter, dude. I need this. I need this. I need this. I need more than you guys. I need more than you guys. Please. I haven't gotten any. Just a droplet of water. I need more. Just a droplet. I need more than you guys. Just a drop. I need this for you guys. Please, just a droplet. Oh, I'm killing it. Just a drop of water. Who got the most? Who got the most? Not me. Bro, Waluigi playing. Oh, it's a fight. I don't think mine'd be a fight. I need it to not get last. Fuck. You should still be good. What do you mean still be good? No, I don't get no points for last. He got zero coins. Yeah, but he still haven't got enough to get a star. He was like, hmm. Shit. All right. Now I don't. I do not want to roll high yet, because I need to get enough coins, bro. So I'm not going to use my high. So you should use your double dice. Oh. No, no, you'll be fine. As long as you land on the blue, you're chilling. He's saying that if you land on the blue, and then like next time, you get three coins. I hate when your dumbass is confused. He freaks out the map. Like, even if you roll 10, you're fine. There you go. But I feel right. I'm saying because I have a double dice item, and I was like, I'm not going to use that. Oh, God, what the hell are you doing, man? What the hell are you doing, Deon? What is your problem? What is your malfunction? Deon. I'm saying no lie. Why? The lie that wasn't my intention. We had it all. And you fucked us? And now what? No, we don't. Oh, my God. Deon. God, this guy's never gotten anything below a fucking five. Deon. Why did you do this? No, wait, hold on, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Luigi has 50. All we need is to get Luigi up there. I know. I'm hoping that I can rob him. But there's no, there's no guarantee. Listen, I just need you to land on the next one. I'm going to lose it. Oh, my God. All right, fellas. So listen, I ain't going to land on the Bowser. So I'm out of the running on this one, fellas. Best of luck to you and yours, man. But I got to go. Lucky space. Can I get a free star? Free star, free star. Warp block. I'll take it. All right, let me let me see. Hold on. What do I need? I fucking hate the map. Wait, hold on. If I get a warp coin, I can disappear. Yeah, but you might disappear with you. You might disappear with Deon. All right, four player mini game. Trace race might be kind of not. All right, we're just good. All right. So whenever we have the better coins, whenever it's a coin mini game, it's just about getting more coins. It's not a competitive game. Go for it. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Really back in, really back in, really back in. Please, something. Dear God, give me something. Damn, Waluigi real in a man, bro. I can't do it, fellas. I can't do it. Waluigi is killing us. Holy shit. We got one. I got one. I can't do it, fellas. I can't do it. God damn it. Waluigi win cash. That's all going directly in his pocket. Bro, I'm twiddling my fingers. You better get out there and reel in a fish, motherfucker. Damn. God damn, bro. He's cooking us. Why you think master difficulty? Bro, somebody rob from him, please. Are you bored? I was thinking. You can't count like that with that math moment. I think I got to go double dice just to be safe here. Bro, guys are going to kick your ass, bro. Well, bro, this is for the team. I can't let Dotto get a star, bro. Wait, what? All right, let's see what Dotto does. I got something good for you, bro. Oh, shit. Bro, you can't bully me. I'm literally Donkey Kong. It's an artifact. We're both heavy character. He's got an artifact for you. He's going to force you to pay that. Damn, what's the artifact? What is he giving me? I don't know. He said it was a priceless artifact. A knuckle stand with him. What? Well, deal, what is your problem? You got the wrong guy. He's pulling up on the star, Dino. What do you mean? Why don't you just pass the star? He can still afford it. But leave me alone. Oh my god. Hey, respectfully, I got to look out for number one here. Dino, if you steal from him again, we can stop him from getting a star. But you leave me alone. Don't, Ryan. Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, if you randomly fix me, I'm going to sue. Ryan, if you're ready. I'm going to sue. I'm going to sue. I'm going to sue. I'm going to sue you too. You're too poor. You're a fucking idiot, but you stopped him, though. Are you a piece of shit, bro? Stop this little dumbass, though. You little asshole, dude. No. I can't bet anything. Have the damn lobby pour. Oh my god. I shouldn't have to bet with these motherfuckers, dude. No, that is the intro. Bro, I can't stand you motherfuckers. No, I can't. You can't even afford the entry. Damn. Damn, I'm going to get first place. Oh my god. This has gotten so toxic so fast. Is that all we're doing? Oh, so we have to get the mushrooms? That's all we're doing? That's all we're doing? All you're doing is trying to randomly get the mega mushroom? This is what we bet $80 on? RNG. Oh my god. We bet $80 on RNG. All right, RNG, just for one time, it'll be my favor. Please, god. It's this one. It's this one. Please, god, let's go. What is going every? What is going? I can't land on you guys. No. No. No. No. Don't let him win. Don't let him win. The end. Deception. The end. Deception. Wait, does second place get anything? No. Now, second place gets something, surely. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, I'm good. At least I got to go. Yeah, but I saved 30 to get 22 back. Guys, guys, I'm not going to lie. That was a pretty expensive prank. You entered with nothing anyway, bitch. Why are you looking at me like, I'm just going to rock. Wait, you got one, bro. Hell yeah, the Luigi's, I better get it again. Dino, Dino, we've been a dynamic duo for so long, bro. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Take factory. I know, I know, we're ready for this. We got this shit, bro. Well, Luigi, you literally won't let me down, but I'm sorry if I let you down. Easy. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. There's no way we can lose. Dino, give me a cake. I need a cake. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Dino, it's getting fast. Dino, Dino, Dino, it's going so fast. Okay, let's go. Let's go. I'm making fucking cakes. What the fuck? Oh, let's go, let's go. Oh, we got it. We cooked it. We cooked it. That's it, seven? Yeah. Yeah, I'm broke. I need a coin. I needed some coins, too, bro. I can barely afford anything. Bro, he's got 128 coins. Bro, we got to cook this, man. All right, now let's all operation jump while Luigi, bro. No, fuck you. You got a chance to do 8 shows not to. Rob, I don't want to hear it from you. You fucked me. I'm here for a good time. Not a long time. Let's fucking go. Give me an A. Damn. Lower than a six. Lower than a six. Lower than a six. Lower than a six. Let's go. Let's fucking go. I want somebody to think of the fucking children, man. Won't somebody think about me, dude? Hey, Donald, weren't you over here at one point? Where's your star? I want you guys to know the second while Luigi gets back to boo, he's going to rob one of your stars. Oh, no, you're fucking right. He wouldn't come back over here, though. Oh, thank god, yeah. He's going for the star again. I ain't going to lie. I'm getting to fuck off this island. Whoever's taking my spot, I feel for you, but tough. Ain't going to be me, though. Hey, get your dog out of the way. Let's go. All right, I'm clawing him. No, you sent him to steal my star. I'm clawing. You sent him to steal my star. Hell yeah, dude. You can't do that. Oh, what are you selling? You got lemonade. You got lemonade. Oh, you can just buy a war block? Get the gold pipe. Yeah, get the gold pipe. It's risky, though. It warps you to me. It takes you directly to the star. Oh, shit. All right, but I kind of want to stay lucrative, though. No, no, no, no, I get the gold pipe. No, no, I want to stay lucrative. No, I got to stay lucrative right now. I got to stay lucrative right now. No, that was the smart move. I was hoping you'd get the gold pipe. I got to stay lucrative right now. I got to stay lucrative. Damn, not the dueling love. Another war block? I got another war block. Wait, what if you fuck that all over again? Oh, my God. If it lands on me, I'm going to cry. Please just let me live my life in peace. No more money games. Waluigi doesn't need more money. Bro, just cook Waluigi once, bro. Just jump him. Just jump him. Just jump Waluigi. It doesn't matter. He's $128. I'm trying to get rich. OK, OK, I'll take the gold. Oh, damn, I'll get paid. I'll get paid, baby. I'll get paid. Just so you know, what if he's getting robbed right now? It's probably me, Dionne. It ain't going to be me. He knows I don't have two stars. He sees Dionne as a threat. Dionne's a threat to him. I hope so. Dionne's a whole threat to him. Hmm. Dionne, don't look at that. That's not going to help you. You're about to rob your house. Bro, who are you robbing? Who are you robbing? Who are you robbing, you little bitch? Oh, my God. This is bad. I won't take this, bro. Now this means there's a higher chance he'll rob me. All right, please. You got to use mine. You got to use my old curse, bro. One, get a one. Oh, you fucking wait. Yes, let's go, you little bro, bitch. All right, I need eight. At least an eight. At least an eight. OK, that's a four, but we'll work on that. Oh, we got to jump this guy. We got to. We have been wanting to jump this guy for so long. So let's just jump. Spotlight swim, bro. Spotlight swim. What spotlight swim? Start. Damn, you got cool. Oh, my God. I know why you get cool. You're going to drown. All I'm saying is this is what happens in the three. And it's combined their abilities for good. We're down to the last five turns. Are you going to change things? He's going to give last place a little loser reward. That's me. I lose there. Who's going to win? Let's hear it from the analyst. Oh, who do you think he said is going to win? Circumstances being what they are. Victory for Donkey Kong is assured. Let's go. OK. They better kick you with the fucking shit. Look, I'm a little shy on stage. I wasn't expecting to be here. What? What do you get going? I mean, if you insist, Toad. I mean, I'm not. I'm not mad. Wala, we do rob this guy, bro. Rob this guy. Oh, if we land on the same place, we got to put them fist cuffs up. All right, let's just let's just see what Destiny has in store for us. How about an eight? How about a one? A two. A six for the one. I'm not mad at the six. I'm not mad at the six. Oh, no, you don't land on me. We've got to fight. Who, fisty cuffs? No, I'm going this way. I ain't going to lie. We going to fight, bro. Dan, put them up. Oh, we got to actually like. Yeah, you got to put them up. Put them up. Put them up. 15. Something safe. Something safe, but I can still hurt you. Look at that hurt, bro. You should have cleaned them out, bro. You should have cleaned them out again. Oh my god. Remember, you have to cross the finish line first. So being forward does matter. You just can't also get hit. Adino, you've been hit yet. He just got hit now. Oh, but you've got to hit him. Bro, how do you avoid that? All right, I'm going to lie. I'm getting cooked right now. That 15 coins coming out of somebody's pie. Damn, what a maneuver by Donkey Kong. He's fucking getting the A game. Oh, he's out. He's lost it. Damn, this is hard. Bro, a bigger target to be hit. He's lost it, bro. He's always. I'm losing it, too. I'm losing it. They're losing it. I'm telling you, I'm losing it. It's neck and neck. It's neck and neck. It's going to come down to who can fit through the tidy. Oh, it's Yoshi taking the lead. It's Yoshi taking the lead. Is that it? That is it. What's up? It's Yoshi taking the lead. Hey! Oh, no, Donkey Kong's dead. Look at that. Bro, 15 ain't no thing. And they don't think, bro. I'm glad I didn't do 50. Waluigi, get a 10. Waluigi, get a 10. Waluigi, get a 10. You got to be here. Tonight. You finna get it. He's not robbing one of us. You finna get it. What? What? What are you doing? What are you doing? Take as much money as you want. Take as much money as you want, bro. You absolute idiot. Why would Waluigi do that? Unless he's just trying to buy a Ferrari. Bro, he just bought a friend is what he did. Oh, no. Don't fucking do it. I can't get to break. I can't get to damn break. Bro, hold on. Aren't you the one who asked for him to get a 10? Bro, I did ask for a 10. Fuck that guy. All right. Dotto, your turn. Go ahead. Go and get you a star. It's time to take a risk, fellas. It ain't gonna end up on the same island with me. It ain't gonna be me. It is you. You know what? It's all right. You're still on the same island. What do you mean it's all right? No. You're further off. No. At least give me a note to get to the lemonade stand. Bowser, take pity on the old soul. You should have got that golden pipe, you idiot. Take pity on the old soul. Bowser Revolution. Okay. What? Why are we here? Because we're all... This is communism, bitch. What? Dotto! What? It's communism. Damn! Oh, my money! Did you clean me? Damn! Damn! What? Dotto! Oh, no. Dotto! Oh, damn! Waluigi trust fund paying out! Damn! I didn't know Bowser was a commie. No, motherfucker. Please don't, dude. Please don't, dude. I can't take... I can't... Oh, thank God. Well, welcome to the same island, you idiot. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This is good for me. No, it's not. Why don't you get a one? No, no, no. Watch. Why don't you get a one, too? Oh, there you go. I wish they could be me. What do you mean no? You're still on the same island. But he's gonna get the golden pipe. Me, bro. God, I wish that were me, bro. Yeah, I could. It should have been me right on that last turn until Bowser revolutionized the markets. Waluigi, why didn't you rob beyonds the mass, bro? I mean... Bro, I always thought you were a smart guy. You fucking lucky idiot. All right. Come on, Waluigi. We ain't bitches, dude. We ain't bitches. Waluigi, now's not the time to be stupid, bro. Let's go. Waluigi's taking a whole day off, dude. Ooh, the Waluigi! The original duo. The original dumbass duo. Ah, Dino, they can cook, bro. They can cook, Dino. One more, one more, one more, one more. He ain't helping, bro. There you go, there you go, there you go. They can cook, bro. You kidding me, bro. Easy. I'm fighting for it. Easy. Now, what did you say? What did you say about being on this team? Dino, what was it? Yeah, hey, Dino. We rolling off with the big boys, huh? Look at us. Look at us. Double date hats. Shut up, Dotto nerd. Get in the locker. Ooh, I'll take it. Actually, what does that take? Oh, nigga, wait, wait, I forgot you were here. Ah, god damn it. What did you just say? What did you just say? God damn it, bro. All right, just 12, whatever. I'm good. All right. I'm actually going to punch Waluigi in his nose. I'm going to shatter that cartilage. Lord, Lord, don't give me a one. I am not strong enough. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. At least it wasn't a one, bro. Damn, that golden pipe, I feel like it's going to change this game. If I roll a 10, I'm going to get two stars. You ain't getting no 10. You might... Oh, wait. Oh, yeah, I forgot you had this. Because look, if I get a 10, I can also steal if I get the boost. Oh, no. Don't get a 10. Yeah. You don't even need a 10. You need like a six. Get a two. Damn. Let's go. Fourth place hitting different right now. As long as somebody warps and I don't get a one. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. He's so bad. I can't believe what's happening in front of my very eyes. I always hate it, Waluigi. Alright. Come on, fellas. Mission objective, survive, you ever play Halo Reach? I'm glad we're getting dropped off like metal gear and let's fucking do this shit. Come on, fellas. Come on, fellas. Head in the game. Head in the game. He's trying to mix. He's trying to mix us. Don't play his game. Don't play his game. What in the fuck, dude? What? What do I do? What're you going to do with? I'm going to tell you. What are you going to tell me? What are you going to tell you? You're going to tell me. We got beef now. I told you. What do you mean? I told you. Do you bump each other the median? You bumped into me. to me no I did it yes you did unless I'm wrong but I don't think I'm wrong I probably bumped into it was throwing bodies bro I can get a lucky space and then I there's no way I get to a star all right you know what I gotta make an executive decision I guess it's just a regular block and hope I get how I just have to make the correct you gonna hurt you yeah but it does though it really does no it doesn't go over there please bro please bro please bro I go please I can't take it bro got it probably been smart why would you say that you idiot because I'm now but you could have got it and then I'm locking it in now God I just need some dopamine okay fellas look you know I know you hate me winning at anything but I will let you know while Luigi's winning and if you still for me then Dada will just beat us bro so it's like no I know I know I like you I'm actually not gonna be toxic and we're fine the master CPU lucky space give me a war block I could really use a war block oh you getting kind of lucky now Dada I don't like that your luck stat has turned on I'm gonna lie I know what I know what racism looks like and it was like that honestly whatever that was literally a devious lick Q laugh track I haven't laid it on nine space once I've had a grind for everything oh I've actually gone hard I didn't know yep see like what the fuck did I just do I don't understand I'm alive rockin Raceway why why the back oh cuz I have to you don't understand how track while Luigi's moving bro wait now I ain't gonna lie this sucks oh I'm doing it fellas I'm really doing it yes I ain't gonna lie you guys what a fucker you guys doing it's actually gonna be close that's not a new record World Record baby in the Olympic pretend horsey race I'm just mad I got robbed honestly oh fucking racist sorry and there's only two fucking turns left I mean anything can happen still I fucking hate it here right hold on while Luigi Rob Dino Rob Dino matter-of-fact when you get a chance Rob this man cuz he didn't rob my star I hope he robs your right cuz he just saw he just saw you were racist so it's literally can't go wrong unless you swat with me while Luigi all the way that was probably the worst option I key that was the worst outcome you gonna put them up bitch you gonna put them up come here oh yeah you gonna put them up wager no wager all your coins all your coins that'll all yeah oh yeah we fight now we better fight for this one fight for this one this is actually devastating I know we better you don't think I know this one I'm scared I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry you thought we were playing I'm scared yeah I'm scared yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah fuck her up I was on the inside track dude yeah and now you're on the outside of why would you shit his begging for money oh I can be toxic he talks it it's not as toxic as you think oh you're trying to move I know I know I'm doing it's exactly what I needed wait no this is bad why did you do this right why did you do this time no this is the last turn as long as this is like a time you put us in a bad spot this is all about debt perception we're good at this not oh hell yeah debt perception debt perception ain't gonna get me they ain't gonna get me with this they don't get me I'll tell you that for that they won't they ain't gonna get me I'm built different I am ain't gonna get me I'll tell you that right now they ain't gonna get me oh but they ain't gonna get me they ain't gonna get me though I'm playing against the automated computer somebody designed to see the code I'm just a mere human flesh and bone but I was born again damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn bro oh shit oh it's like how many coins you get for that bro he's a fucking computer bro I got three I got zero but I still got the coins not stars you know make sure I didn't have the most devious lick though if he gets a 10 oh yeah bro you better know it you better fucking know it bro I got a I got a mean feeling while Luigi's gonna rob me I just got a mean feeling he's gonna take my star now I got a mean feeling he's gonna rob me oh my god while we do better while we do better show his true colors well you better show his true colors don't make him edit that hat on you bro oh he didn't make it now do you know one there's bonus stars who knows maybe I could change my luck with this who knows what could happen well well I got depression and he think it happened on the final term wait this could change everything bro I hate being on his team after he fucking committed act of racism you go look at you go right I go left circle man while you get him boom baby boom baby boom boom okay yeah you got a master CPU on your bro he didn't also hit a rock so let's be honest he's not always reliable this is it it's gonna come down to bonus stars all turns have ended great job everyone now who will win it all shopping bonus I was known for my shopping I was known for my shopping I purchased the most I was known for my shopping please God oh I got okay what else did I do I failed a lot I got depressed come on come on event that's rhyme landed on the most event spaces no let's go what you mean it and that oh oh we lost rhyme one so it's over I just want you to know he only won because of racism I want cuz a talent and skill I don't know why they added suspense a bitch I can count I want to uninstall the game it's pretty accurate hold on who got who got like last last place I think Waluigi yeah Waluigi ended up losing we kicked that guy's ass yeah I won the most mini games but what did it matter yeah you didn't win it when it counted when you pulled up on me hold on let's look at the bar graph you can really see where I flatlined and died well hopefully you all enjoyed Super Mario Party let me check what time it is it is 2am and you know what they say don't play Mario Party at night you guys are assholes